My wife and I really enjoy the lunch specials. A great value.
(4)
Lance M.
Best biscuits & gravy you'll ever have.. Don't get there to late or they may run out of biscuits. When this happens try their omelets. Ranch House so reminds me of your typical Iowa small town restaurant.
(4)
Takira J.
My breakfast was good. The only major issue I had I was sitting at the bar. I can see into the kitchen. The waitress kept toughing their hair, coughing and then picking up people food. It just made me sick on the stomach. That's super nasty to me. I came so close to walking out and not seeing it. I just can't go back for that reason.
(1)
Brian J.
Drove past this place countless number of times before and finally decided to dine in for a Sunday breakfast. Our initial impression was the random 1970s decor of this place and the clientele was family/elder customers, which we didn't mind either. I had a southwest quesadilla and my girlfriend had a breakfast sandwich. Mine was delicious but hers was OK. The servers were very kind and friendly but the kitchen was a little slow, compared only being half busy at the time we arrived. If I had to choose either Nikki's or here, I'd pick Nikki's.
(3)
Lou G.
It was nostalgia that brought me back to Ranch House during my trip to Tampa. The Ranch House has been here forever, and forever ago I was a bag boy at the U-save (u-slave) across the street. The U-Save is now Bravo Supermarket and the neighborhood has changed, but Ranch House remains the same. Ranch House is still a solid breakfast joint serving the regular standards. Prices are fair, not good. The weekday breakfast crowd was made up of a lot of regulars, who seemed to be as much a part of this restaurant's history as the dozens of kitsch signs and decor that cover the walls. Who says you can't go home again?
(3)
Tiffany B.
Woah. This place is straight out of the 70s. Everything is just so old... but in a good way! The decor, walls, floors, booths, look totally original to the building. Even the patrons are a bunch of grandmas and grandpas. Speaking of which, I have decided I love eating at places where old people frequent- because they're ususally empty-nesters and aren't toting around obnoxious screaming babies. Major plus. Nothing ruins my meal faster than a shrieking baby. The waitresses are friendly although the service may not be the most expedient- food came out quick, but it took quite a while to get our check (we had to ask two different waitresses). We just embraced the fact that we were in a time warp and assumed they were operating on 70s time. They, apparently, also have 70s era pricing, which is awesome. $6.99 for corned beef hash, home fries, two eggs, and toast? Don't mind if I do! The food itself was great. The corned beef hash was crispy and not overwhelmingly salty, like a lot of other places, and the eggs were cooked perfectly. Next time however, I'll opt for hashbrowns instead of home fries, as they were a little bland. The thing I most appreciated about their food is that it's not greasy. I left feeling full, but not weighed down with a boatload of grease a la Village Inn. All in all- Diner Win!
(4)
Michael C.
TL;DR - cheap prices, best biscuit, no thrills Usually my breakfast spot in the area is Nicki's Omelette and Grill. Big fan of everything they do, but looking into breakfast on yelp, we saw the Ranch House pop up and figured we'd give it a shot. I had driven past it countless times, but as it closes after 2 pm, had never had a chance to go. As described by others, the decor is out of the 70s. Wood walls, faded leather booths. Feels more like something from a small southern town then Tampa. Crowd was mostly families and elderly. The menu is large - a lot of staples like different omelettes, pancakes, biscuits and gravy, waffles. Also a lot of named combinations that include all of the above. A lot of options, and at a cheap price. Girlfriend got a biscuit and gravy, with eggs and bacon. I went with the southern fried steak, biscuit, mashed potatoes and gravy and home fries. Mmm, carbs. The food was ok. I definitely feel Nicki's food taste better (as well as having better coffee). But the price was hard to beat. You get your money's worth here. But if you're willing to spend a little more, head a bit east. Also the biscuit was the best I've had in Tampa. Big and buttery, this would be worth coming for.
(3)
Stephanie W.
The Eggs Benedict is my favorite menu item, they also have light breakfast meals like an egg served w/ toast for a reasonable price. The coffee is really good, there's something just plain enough about it that it compliments the food well.
(4)
Gerald M.
To be honest I hesitated to try this place. It looks grungy from the outside but once you walk in you know every things going to be alright. The inside is cozy and makes you feel like you're at one of those small town restaurants your grandparents would take you to for breakfast. Foods good and prices are decent but nothing extra special.
(3)
Nic B.
Yes it's a dive but don't let that stop you. I just ate here for the first time on a suggestion from a family member. We walked in and were told to sit anywhere. As I glared over each empty dirty table filled with remnants of the recent breakfast rush I started to think twice about bringing my out-of-town friends here on a whim. Our server was a sweet lady with a slow southern accent, who had the heart to overlook two 18 month old teething toddlers who lack social grace to put it nicely. (Which undoubtedly earned her a 30% tip). I'll be the first to admit, I am a picky eater but I was so delightfully surprised at how good the breakfast was. My eggs, ordered over easy were cooked to perfection. The sausage patty wasn't greasy and the pancakes tasted like doughnuts. Even the hash browns were crispy just like I love them! (Did I cook this breakfast in a dream?) Oh, and the homemade buttermilk biscuits? I enjoyed every bite of it until my daughter decided I had had enough and launched it to the next booth like she was being scouted for the New York Yankees. Seriously, where did she get that arm? I can't wait to return here -sans kids- and enjoy another round of sweet, southern hospitality and a well done breakfast. Just try it and if you think I'm wrong, well breakfast is on me. Not really but it's so cheap you won't even be mad.
(4)
Lisa S.
Great breakfast selection, delicious food and friendly service. The place looks like a dive, but it's well worth a try!
(4)
Ms J.
I've been gong here for a long time. The waitresses are cool and they truly remember who you are, what you want to drink, and eat of course unless you change your mind. I love it! The building itself is a bit run down and could use some serious cleaning but the food is good. I think there was only one time I didn't eat everything on my plate, the waffle had a funny sweet taste, I thought it was the syrup so took it home but was the same way with my syrup. My favorite sandwich is the Lean but their chilli is good too! Oh and they have turkey bacon that taste good, not many breakfast places have turkey bacon.
(3)
Sally M.
I. love. diners. Like Joda, I love hole-in-the-wall diners -- especially when they're effing GOOD. The first time we came here, sweetie was making a face at me & one of the waitresses looked over & exclaimed, "Don't you go opening your mouth like that! You're gonna get hooked & cooked for dinner. I'm gonna call you Charlie. I dunno what your name is, but you remind me of Charlie the Tuna, so I'm gonna call you Charlie." Sure enough, next time we dropped in, before we'd fully stepped inside the door, "Hey! Charlie!" Their biscuits are dense & delicious -- & I usually don't like biscuits. Omelettes are a little on the dense side, too, which is exactly how I like mine; none of that fluffy airy crap for me. Hash browns are crispy & BROWN. & 2 pancakes, 2 bacon/sausage, 2 eggs for $3.99? YES. They're only open till 2, though, which is a point against them, but I'll take what I can get -- & in this case, I can get some damn good food before 2pm, so I'll take it.
(4)
Jeremy A.
I went here today for a quick breakfast and when i saw the prices of things i thought for sure i was going to get hooked up with some upset stomach action. I was pleasantly surprised as I had some pretty good biscuits and gravy and didnt feel worse for the wear hours later.
(3)
Bryan P.
Not impressed by the burgers at all. Taste and texture was off. Place looks like a great place for breakfast though.
(2)
Joda D.
I'll preface this whole review by saying that I have a weakness for cheap, hole-in-the-wall diners filled with bunches of interesting "regulars". I love picking up the check for a table of five and finding that the bill is $21 even. I love walking in and feeling like the only people who know of its existence are sitting in its booths. I love seeing the same faces, eating the same breakfast platters, in the same reserved seats, while reading the same sections of the same newspapers each Sunday morning. I love trying to imagine what these people do when they are NOT eating eggs and drinking coffee. It's as though I (along with a coven of fastidious senior citizens) have discovered The Fountain of Deflation and it serves pancakes. Pancakes! The Ranch House is the Crme-de-la-crme of such diners in the Town 'n Country area. It's located at the east end of an old strip mall and easy to miss. It's a small place with a coffee bar, eight or nine tables and four and a half booths. Yes, there is one half of a booth. Stop by. Seat yourself. Order some greasy bacon. Enjoy the scenery. At the End of the Day - Once in the Ranch Houses' parking lot, look for the flashy pick-up parked in the handicapped slot with the personalized "PIMP" license plate and try to match it with its owner sitting inside. You'll never guess right in a million years.
(5)
Jenny B.
This place wasn't too bad! Went here over the weekend before we had a hard time finding another place that was open at 10:30 on a Sunday...I had the Healthy Omelette which was made with egg whites and a bunch of veggies, it was pretty tasty. A little bland, but again, it was supposed to be healthy so it didn't come with any extra salt. Got it with an English muffin with butter on the side and I was good to go for the day! The waitress we had was pretty hilarious. She kept apologizing for hitting my boyfriend's knee. I'd probably go back here.
(3)
Luke S.
Breakfast here is always an experience and as a regular most of the staff knows me by face one waitress knows me by name. You can't miss Jennifer, she's the quirky, loud one that probably made those Charlie the Tuna comments another poster mentioned. She brought out a pancake with a candle in it for my girlfriends birthday. Oh, you get a free breakfast on your birthday here as well, provided you have your ID with you. The food is hefty and hearty with the option of adding some interesting latin flair to your morning meal as well with chorizo as a filling for your omelette and also some tasty arepas.
(5)
Kathy D.
I can't even remember how many years I have been eating at Ranch House. It doesn't matter if it's breakfast or lunch, it is always good down home food. Plenty to fill you up & at a price you certainly can't complain about. Yes I am a sucker for diners, also love Mom's Place & Pop & Son's. Back to Ranch House, they usually have daily specials & remember it is an indie! Breakfast is always relaxing and bountiful. Lunch has the usual fare with open faced sammies, burgers, hot plates & more...something for everyone. They do aim to please, I often make minor adjustments to my meal & have never had any complaints about it. The servers, most have worked here for years. Food consistency is good & my plate is usually clean...all good signs. Yup, it looks like a throwback to the 70's, but if they updated it, they would be killing most of it's character & charm. What's a girl to do? Just like the restaurant, what you see is what you get.
Takes Reservations : No Delivery : No Take-out : Yes Accepts Credit Cards : Yes Good For : Brunch Parking : Private Lot Bike Parking : No Wheelchair Accessible : Yes Good for Kids : Yes Good for Groups : Yes Attire : Casual Ambience : Divey Noise Level : Average Alcohol : No Outdoor Seating : No Wi-Fi : No Has TV : Yes Waiter Service : Yes Caters : Yes
George W.
My wife and I really enjoy the lunch specials. A great value.
(4)Lance M.
Best biscuits & gravy you'll ever have.. Don't get there to late or they may run out of biscuits. When this happens try their omelets. Ranch House so reminds me of your typical Iowa small town restaurant.
(4)Takira J.
My breakfast was good. The only major issue I had I was sitting at the bar. I can see into the kitchen. The waitress kept toughing their hair, coughing and then picking up people food. It just made me sick on the stomach. That's super nasty to me. I came so close to walking out and not seeing it. I just can't go back for that reason.
(1)Brian J.
Drove past this place countless number of times before and finally decided to dine in for a Sunday breakfast. Our initial impression was the random 1970s decor of this place and the clientele was family/elder customers, which we didn't mind either. I had a southwest quesadilla and my girlfriend had a breakfast sandwich. Mine was delicious but hers was OK. The servers were very kind and friendly but the kitchen was a little slow, compared only being half busy at the time we arrived. If I had to choose either Nikki's or here, I'd pick Nikki's.
(3)Lou G.
It was nostalgia that brought me back to Ranch House during my trip to Tampa. The Ranch House has been here forever, and forever ago I was a bag boy at the U-save (u-slave) across the street. The U-Save is now Bravo Supermarket and the neighborhood has changed, but Ranch House remains the same. Ranch House is still a solid breakfast joint serving the regular standards. Prices are fair, not good. The weekday breakfast crowd was made up of a lot of regulars, who seemed to be as much a part of this restaurant's history as the dozens of kitsch signs and decor that cover the walls. Who says you can't go home again?
(3)Tiffany B.
Woah. This place is straight out of the 70s. Everything is just so old... but in a good way! The decor, walls, floors, booths, look totally original to the building. Even the patrons are a bunch of grandmas and grandpas. Speaking of which, I have decided I love eating at places where old people frequent- because they're ususally empty-nesters and aren't toting around obnoxious screaming babies. Major plus. Nothing ruins my meal faster than a shrieking baby. The waitresses are friendly although the service may not be the most expedient- food came out quick, but it took quite a while to get our check (we had to ask two different waitresses). We just embraced the fact that we were in a time warp and assumed they were operating on 70s time. They, apparently, also have 70s era pricing, which is awesome. $6.99 for corned beef hash, home fries, two eggs, and toast? Don't mind if I do! The food itself was great. The corned beef hash was crispy and not overwhelmingly salty, like a lot of other places, and the eggs were cooked perfectly. Next time however, I'll opt for hashbrowns instead of home fries, as they were a little bland. The thing I most appreciated about their food is that it's not greasy. I left feeling full, but not weighed down with a boatload of grease a la Village Inn. All in all- Diner Win!
(4)Michael C.
TL;DR - cheap prices, best biscuit, no thrills Usually my breakfast spot in the area is Nicki's Omelette and Grill. Big fan of everything they do, but looking into breakfast on yelp, we saw the Ranch House pop up and figured we'd give it a shot. I had driven past it countless times, but as it closes after 2 pm, had never had a chance to go. As described by others, the decor is out of the 70s. Wood walls, faded leather booths. Feels more like something from a small southern town then Tampa. Crowd was mostly families and elderly. The menu is large - a lot of staples like different omelettes, pancakes, biscuits and gravy, waffles. Also a lot of named combinations that include all of the above. A lot of options, and at a cheap price. Girlfriend got a biscuit and gravy, with eggs and bacon. I went with the southern fried steak, biscuit, mashed potatoes and gravy and home fries. Mmm, carbs. The food was ok. I definitely feel Nicki's food taste better (as well as having better coffee). But the price was hard to beat. You get your money's worth here. But if you're willing to spend a little more, head a bit east. Also the biscuit was the best I've had in Tampa. Big and buttery, this would be worth coming for.
(3)Stephanie W.
The Eggs Benedict is my favorite menu item, they also have light breakfast meals like an egg served w/ toast for a reasonable price. The coffee is really good, there's something just plain enough about it that it compliments the food well.
(4)Gerald M.
To be honest I hesitated to try this place. It looks grungy from the outside but once you walk in you know every things going to be alright. The inside is cozy and makes you feel like you're at one of those small town restaurants your grandparents would take you to for breakfast. Foods good and prices are decent but nothing extra special.
(3)Nic B.
Yes it's a dive but don't let that stop you. I just ate here for the first time on a suggestion from a family member. We walked in and were told to sit anywhere. As I glared over each empty dirty table filled with remnants of the recent breakfast rush I started to think twice about bringing my out-of-town friends here on a whim. Our server was a sweet lady with a slow southern accent, who had the heart to overlook two 18 month old teething toddlers who lack social grace to put it nicely. (Which undoubtedly earned her a 30% tip). I'll be the first to admit, I am a picky eater but I was so delightfully surprised at how good the breakfast was. My eggs, ordered over easy were cooked to perfection. The sausage patty wasn't greasy and the pancakes tasted like doughnuts. Even the hash browns were crispy just like I love them! (Did I cook this breakfast in a dream?) Oh, and the homemade buttermilk biscuits? I enjoyed every bite of it until my daughter decided I had had enough and launched it to the next booth like she was being scouted for the New York Yankees. Seriously, where did she get that arm? I can't wait to return here -sans kids- and enjoy another round of sweet, southern hospitality and a well done breakfast. Just try it and if you think I'm wrong, well breakfast is on me. Not really but it's so cheap you won't even be mad.
(4)Lisa S.
Great breakfast selection, delicious food and friendly service. The place looks like a dive, but it's well worth a try!
(4)Ms J.
I've been gong here for a long time. The waitresses are cool and they truly remember who you are, what you want to drink, and eat of course unless you change your mind. I love it! The building itself is a bit run down and could use some serious cleaning but the food is good. I think there was only one time I didn't eat everything on my plate, the waffle had a funny sweet taste, I thought it was the syrup so took it home but was the same way with my syrup. My favorite sandwich is the Lean but their chilli is good too! Oh and they have turkey bacon that taste good, not many breakfast places have turkey bacon.
(3)Sally M.
I. love. diners. Like Joda, I love hole-in-the-wall diners -- especially when they're effing GOOD. The first time we came here, sweetie was making a face at me & one of the waitresses looked over & exclaimed, "Don't you go opening your mouth like that! You're gonna get hooked & cooked for dinner. I'm gonna call you Charlie. I dunno what your name is, but you remind me of Charlie the Tuna, so I'm gonna call you Charlie." Sure enough, next time we dropped in, before we'd fully stepped inside the door, "Hey! Charlie!" Their biscuits are dense & delicious -- & I usually don't like biscuits. Omelettes are a little on the dense side, too, which is exactly how I like mine; none of that fluffy airy crap for me. Hash browns are crispy & BROWN. & 2 pancakes, 2 bacon/sausage, 2 eggs for $3.99? YES. They're only open till 2, though, which is a point against them, but I'll take what I can get -- & in this case, I can get some damn good food before 2pm, so I'll take it.
(4)Jeremy A.
I went here today for a quick breakfast and when i saw the prices of things i thought for sure i was going to get hooked up with some upset stomach action. I was pleasantly surprised as I had some pretty good biscuits and gravy and didnt feel worse for the wear hours later.
(3)Bryan P.
Not impressed by the burgers at all. Taste and texture was off. Place looks like a great place for breakfast though.
(2)Joda D.
I'll preface this whole review by saying that I have a weakness for cheap, hole-in-the-wall diners filled with bunches of interesting "regulars". I love picking up the check for a table of five and finding that the bill is $21 even. I love walking in and feeling like the only people who know of its existence are sitting in its booths. I love seeing the same faces, eating the same breakfast platters, in the same reserved seats, while reading the same sections of the same newspapers each Sunday morning. I love trying to imagine what these people do when they are NOT eating eggs and drinking coffee. It's as though I (along with a coven of fastidious senior citizens) have discovered The Fountain of Deflation and it serves pancakes. Pancakes! The Ranch House is the Crme-de-la-crme of such diners in the Town 'n Country area. It's located at the east end of an old strip mall and easy to miss. It's a small place with a coffee bar, eight or nine tables and four and a half booths. Yes, there is one half of a booth. Stop by. Seat yourself. Order some greasy bacon. Enjoy the scenery. At the End of the Day - Once in the Ranch Houses' parking lot, look for the flashy pick-up parked in the handicapped slot with the personalized "PIMP" license plate and try to match it with its owner sitting inside. You'll never guess right in a million years.
(5)Jenny B.
This place wasn't too bad! Went here over the weekend before we had a hard time finding another place that was open at 10:30 on a Sunday...I had the Healthy Omelette which was made with egg whites and a bunch of veggies, it was pretty tasty. A little bland, but again, it was supposed to be healthy so it didn't come with any extra salt. Got it with an English muffin with butter on the side and I was good to go for the day! The waitress we had was pretty hilarious. She kept apologizing for hitting my boyfriend's knee. I'd probably go back here.
(3)Luke S.
Breakfast here is always an experience and as a regular most of the staff knows me by face one waitress knows me by name. You can't miss Jennifer, she's the quirky, loud one that probably made those Charlie the Tuna comments another poster mentioned. She brought out a pancake with a candle in it for my girlfriends birthday. Oh, you get a free breakfast on your birthday here as well, provided you have your ID with you. The food is hefty and hearty with the option of adding some interesting latin flair to your morning meal as well with chorizo as a filling for your omelette and also some tasty arepas.
(5)Kathy D.
I can't even remember how many years I have been eating at Ranch House. It doesn't matter if it's breakfast or lunch, it is always good down home food. Plenty to fill you up & at a price you certainly can't complain about. Yes I am a sucker for diners, also love Mom's Place & Pop & Son's. Back to Ranch House, they usually have daily specials & remember it is an indie! Breakfast is always relaxing and bountiful. Lunch has the usual fare with open faced sammies, burgers, hot plates & more...something for everyone. They do aim to please, I often make minor adjustments to my meal & have never had any complaints about it. The servers, most have worked here for years. Food consistency is good & my plate is usually clean...all good signs. Yup, it looks like a throwback to the 70's, but if they updated it, they would be killing most of it's character & charm. What's a girl to do? Just like the restaurant, what you see is what you get.
(4)