Porky’s Sports Pub
32 Maluniu Ave, Kailua, HI, 96734
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Address :
32 Maluniu Ave
Kailua, HI, 96734 - Phone (808) 261-6733
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Specialities
- Accepts Credit Cards : Yes
Bike Parking : No
Good for Groups : Yes
Noise Level : Average
Music : Juke Box
Good For Dancing : Yes
Alcohol : Full Bar
Happy Hour : Yes
Best Nights : Fri, Sat
Coat Check : No
Smoking : Yes
Outdoor Seating : No
Has TV : Yes
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Bruce W.
Chantal is best bartender ever. Try the signature black and blue... Make your liver quiver...
(5)Dana S.
There are pool tables available and the drinks are strong and cheap. There is a back room area where there is a dancer if you wanted to watch a strip show on a small stage. It's a fun place to take your friends on their birthday or after a night of doing the bar crawl thru Kailua. Had many a fun nights at this place. It's also a good place to just come out to play pool any day or night of the week. Can smoke inside and is a nice little dive bar.
(4)Keisha P.
My first experience at this "sports pub" (aka strip club) was with a bunch of dudes (bf friends) and bf one night after endless drinks at the Shack Kailua. Someone had a bright idea to go to Porky's which ended up actually being fun! Its a hole in the wall bar, with a small stage for dancers to perform. You may or may not inquire about a private dance, but non the less mama son oops I mean a lady comes around inviting you to the dance floor. I don't really enjoy the smokey smell when you walk in, or the creepy men in this establishment drooling over a half naked female, however we tend to go to Porky's for fun after a long night of drinking or during a bar crawl in Kailua. If you are from Kailua, you'll understand my A-OK rating of this place! If you are not from Kailua, and want to check it out---try it. Everyone has to go to Porky's at least once in their lifetime! P.S: $20 min. on cards! Bring your $1's
(3)Jenn F.
Watched Sunday football here on holidays...servers were friendly, not touristy. Had a live musician during the day, pool tables, slots. Can smoke inside which is a bit weird, but overall is a great little dive bar.
(5)Allyson H.
I was planning on going to the Grove in Kailua But I arrived a half hour before they opened so we stopped by porkys for a quick beer. It's dark dingy and stink. Need I say more?
(1)Miguel L.
WOAH, don't be fooled by the name of this joint! They say sports pub... maybe by day? But at night, it's a strip club!!! "It's $2 to watch" i'm like "say whattt?" Now I know why it's called Porkys!!! SIGHHH, i'm scarred for life I cant even front though, this place was hilarious. Guys knocked out on tables, while other people completely ignored them by playing billiards. Thebouncer on his blackberry. And other guys staring in amazement at the dancer, kinda like this: @_@ I fccks with this place. Might not be my first option of places to go for the night butit def does make a perfect last resort!
(3)Nick Y.
Soundtrack: youtube.com/watch?v=0hiU… Porky's is the type of place you kinda recall going to while retracing your steps the next morning, not the type of place you consciously decide to go. I haven't set foot in here since a group of us got kicked out after two of my friends started throwing blows at the bar a few years ago, but I'm getting itchy just recalling old, fuzzy (pun not intended) memories. It is hilarious, though, that there's a ghetto-ass strip bar in Kailua. In fact, I think Mango Man's daughter (the homeless girl with dreads, or Guava Girl, as I like to call her) is a dancer at Porky's on the weekends. Oh, yeah, there have also been extremely isolated incidences of gun-play, stabbings, and angry girlfriends running over their boyfriends in the parking lot here. Why five stars? If you were from where I'm from, then you would know...
(5)Aaron A.
Pork's has 4 chicks in it: the bar tender, mama san and 2 strippers one is portly the other is sexy. $60 for a one song lap dance. as the other reviews say this is a last resort. we were drunk and to lazy to find a ride downtown. this spot is like femme la nu but worst. top it all off the pole is next to a beam in the celing making it funny to watch the strippers duck under or hit there head hahahaha.
(2)Justin B.
Expensive drinks, nasty strippers, and a very dirty environment. This is a last resort kind of place. Only saving grace is that it is open after hours. IMHO do not go here unless you want to catch something..............
(2)brigette l.
So I would officially like to oust the first yelper... anyone can say ha ha but what about HO HO HO? Aw Lawd this place is dirty, like riding dirty. The dancers don't come until 8:00PM thank lawd. This place has potential but #1 there is no Belvedere which is a NO NO and it's dirty it's riding dirty. HOLLA I'll be back on stage biotch!
(2)Charlie D.
Kailua's strip club. Ha ha.
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