Roberto’s Coney Island
27701 Orchard Lake Rd, Farmington, MI, 48334
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Address :
27701 Orchard Lake Rd
Farmington, MI, 48334 - Phone (248) 848-1348
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Specialities
- Takes Reservations : No
Delivery : No
Take-out : Yes
Accepts Credit Cards : Yes
Good For : Breakfast
Parking : Private Lot
Bike Parking : Yes
Wheelchair Accessible : No
Good for Kids : Yes
Good for Groups : Yes
Attire : Casual
Noise Level : Quiet
Alcohol : No
Outdoor Seating : No
Wi-Fi : Free
Has TV : Yes
Waiter Service : No
Caters : No
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Tony P.
Absolutely the worst restaurant experience I've ever had! First, I wanted to go to the restroom, I had to beg the owner to unlock it. Then I had to insure that I was a customer. Mind you I had just brought in 10 people to eat at his wonderful establishment. Rather than get wordy I'll cut to the chase. 1) the place is filthy 2) the food was the worst I'd ever eaten 3) service was horrible 4) the waitress disappeared after we ordered 5) the owner takes over and he's worse 6) beg for drink refills, send the food back for not being prepared right 7) table not cleared 8) indigestion 9) never going back 10)calling the health department 11)write bad review on Yelp!
(1)Darryl W.
Ok so I read the previous reviews and I have to say that all have a little bit of truth to them. Me, when I go to a place like this I try to put things in the proper context. What is Robertos? Folks it's a roadside diner meant for working class people who care more about a good meal at a reasonable price than the creature comforts of what you find up the road for twice the price and pre-fabricated "gourmet". I for one think the place has character and the gentleman that waited on us couldn't be more friendly. I took my wife nieces and nephew there late Sunday night and the food was great despite the day and hour. If you have ever read my reviews you will see that I kind of soap box reviews that walk into a place like Robertos and nit pick and complain because it is it is not of the caliber that they personally expect. Again, it's a roadside diner. If you want an antiseptic chain atmosphere then go there. Otherwise give a place like this a break.
(3)Maude B.
How often do you drive by a restaurant with no activity that chugs along? This is the glory of Roberto's. This 24/7 "restaurant" is too gut wrenching to actually go into and attempt a meal. They do offer free wi-fi and carry-out. If you want some laughs, go in. If you want some mud butt, attempt the food.
(1)Joe P.
If you wanted to see what the old Silvermans once was you can go here. When I went the TV show Lost was airing. I compared this to one of the Darma buildings on the island. The same Silvermans 80's Hollywood pictures, even an autographed one to Mr. Silverman, but with 20 years of dust, spiderwebs, and dirt. First 2 items I tried to order they "were out of". Breakfast was actually good. I got lunch a week later and the roast beef was freezer burned. If the bathroom is the window to how the kitchen must be, we're in trouble. A pile short hairs were on the urinal. The next week they were still there!
(2)Jack F.
Outdated decor aside, the atmosphere is comfortable and if you're not afraid of the awkwardness of being the only one in the restaurant, you'll enjoy the space and the lone attention of the single staff/owner working there. If you don't like talking to people from another culture who's english is rough, grow up and be a friendlier person yourself and then go enjoy the simplicity of this place. This is my second visit. Both times there was a different staff; second visit I believe the gentleman was the owner. Staff attentive both times and the food was above average for the items I ordered. The first visit I had a straight up eggs sausage hash browns and toast breakfast which was just fine. The second visit I ordered the corned beaf hash which turned out to be homemade and the absolute best I've ever had, anywhere. I had to sit back and shake my head several times as I savored the huge plateful in front of me. I expressed this satisfaction to the cook/owner and he was grateful. He brewed a fresh pot of coffee for me which was just right. Several more people came in over the next hour I was there and seemed to enjoy the same service I was experiencing.
(3)Brian A.
I was driving along with my girl on 696 and we saw a sign that said "Adopt-a-Highway: Hazel & Roberto's Coney Island next 2 miles" or somesuch. We both thought that name was just a riot. Hazel and Roberto? It's like some short story come to life. Hazel met Roberto while studying abroad in Rome, and they fell in love and came back to America to ... open a Coney Island? Something like that. Anyways, we giggled and it became a joke between us. We came up with other crazy names. Amy and Chin's Burrito Palace. Esmerelda and Giuseppe's Burgerz Galore. You get the idea. One fateful winter night, we found ourselves very near Hazel and Roberto's, and it was an unspoken agreement between us that we simply had to eat there. We went there at night, and were the only customers in there. Let me stress that not a single modern convenience was visible: This place hasn't been touched since 1982. It's dirty, it's dingy, and it doesn't really exude an aura of dining confidence. The menus are from 1982. The tables and booths are from 1982. The waitress was a bit newer; she seemed like she was 18 or so. Friendly enough. I'll spare the details; they don't have name-brand anything when it comes to condiments. Ketchup was served in old Log Cabin bottles (my Serv-Safe certified girlfriend assures me that this is a health code violation). The tabletops are greasy. The food was not quite awful, but it wasn't good. The only saving grace was the server; she was friendly and seemed, overall, apologetic. It was an unspoken spectre between us: She knew as well as we did that the place is a shithole. Yet there we were, in some unholy contract to finish this deal and get it over with. There were funeral cards at the register: Apparently the "Hazel" half of the duo passed away in December. Sad, but I can't imagine that this place is long for this world. If you want to experience a bit of 1980's diner nostalgia, replete with table-side jukeboxes, go ahead and bring a bottle of Pepto with you and try a "Gerald's Concoction" or some other nonsense. Otherwise, spare the potential foodborne illness and go to McDonald's.
(2)Pat M.
Very bad. Greasy spoon is an understatement. Everything was dirty. At 8am on a Tuesday my guest and I were the only people there. And in the hour we were there no one came in!
(1)Nikki T.
It takes a great deal of difficulty for me to give an establishment 1 star so I give this establishment two. I pass this coney restaurant everyday on my way to work. Today I thought I would stop in for lunch just to check the place out. Upon entrance there is an indescribable scent in the air. It isn't a foul smell just different. I was greeted with a warm smile and seated quickly. The menu's along with the decor is dated. So that left me with a feeling of the environment not being clean. After that it was a wrap. If I'm not comfortable in the environment in which I am eating I won't enjoy the food. I ended up ordering breakfast food which was decent. The one bright spot at the end of this dark tunnel is that this place is open 24hrs. Besides one other chain restaurant and another located in downtown Detroit, this is one of the few restaurants that is open 24/7. So, if you are absolutely starving, stop by.
(2)Cal S.
Below average food in a dive! It used to be a nice diner when it was called "Silverman's". No longer. If you have a car, drive a mile to a much cleaner place like "Hercules"
(1)Abe L.
I am going to give this place 4 stars because they were always so nice to us here. The family literally works 24/7. I'm not going to say it's top- notch, but it's at least decent. I've never had a below 3 star experience here. P.S. I haven't been here in a few years....
(4)Jess D.
The name of this place is Roberto and Hazels Coney Island. I think Hazel must have been on her smoke break, because when I walked in the place was completely empty. I had to seat myself and then grab a menu from behind the counter myself. I was stuck in traffic and I was so hungry that I was about to gnaw my own arm off, that's the only reason I stopped here. After about 10 minutes somebody finally surfaced to take my order. The food was your average Coney Island type of food. But, after that horrible service I think next time I'll just gnaw my arm off instead of stopping here again!
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