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Name: Kitsch’n On Roscoe
Address: 2005 W Roscoe St, Chicago, IL, 60618
Telephone: (773) 248-7372
Price range: Under $11
Rating: 3.42

Kitsch’n On Roscoe

2005 W Roscoe St, Chicago, IL, 60618

(773) 248-7372
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Kitsch’n On Roscoe Menu

Breakfast Favorites

Kitsch’n Chilaquiles (Levanta Los Muertos)

Borracho Breakfast Burrito

Coconut Crusted French Toast

Tofu Scramble

Fried Chicken & Waffles

Huevos Locos (Spicy Crazy Eggs)

Loaded Phat-Jacks

Two Deuces & A Jack

“Green Eggs n’ Ham”… Sam

Basil Pesto Omelet

Southwest Smokey BBQ Chicken Omelet

Candied Bacon Brunch BLT
To Share

Candied Applewood Smoked Bacon for Two

Fresh Fruit

Applewood Smoked Bacon Smoked Ham or Ground Chorizo

Mini-Stack of Phat-Jacks

Cinnamon Toast

Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal

Biscuits & Gravy

Crispy Hashbrowns

Apple-Maple-Sage Chicken Sausage
Sandwiches Salads & More

Kitsch’n Tuna Melt

Carnitas Tacos

Mac n’ Cheese Deluxe

Southern Fried Chicken Club

House Burger

Kitsch’n Grilled Cheese

The “Cochon” Sandwich

Taco Salad

Chopped Salad

Grilled Chicken Cobb Salad
Home-Made Soup & Chili

Soup of the Day

Kitsch’n “Wow” Chili
Desserts

Kitsch’n Twinkie Tiramisu

Chocolate Brownie Batter

Strawberry Shortcake
Brunch Bar

Kitsch’n Tang-Tini

Chipotle Bloody Mary

Deluxe Mimosa

Kung Fu Tiki Mai Tai

100% Blue Agave Margarita

Purple Haze Vodka Lemonade

Tequila Tang Sunrise

PBR & Stroh’s Cans

Craft Beer Pints

Champagne Glass

Bottled Beer

Michelada

Chelada

Mixed Drinks

Wine by the Glass

Champagne by the Glass
Kid’s Entrees

Classic Mac n’ Cheese

Chicken Dino-bites

Kid’s Grilled Cheese

Mini-Burgers

Corn Dog

Healthy Kid’s Sides
Lunch Box

Lunch Box
Brunch Stuff

Egg In A Basket

Mini Stack of Fluffy Flapjacks

Bowl of Cereal with Fresh Fruit

Eggs

Cinnamon Toast

French Toast Sticks
Kid’s Drinks

Fresh Squeezed OJ

Fresh Squeezed Lemonade

Apple Juice

Milk

Cranberry

Sprite

Coca-Cola

Fanta Orange

Mello Yello

Ginger Ale
Kid’s Desserts

Twinkie or Ding Dong

Kid’s Scoop of Bobtail Ice Cream

Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie

Healthy Meal suggestions for Kitsch’n On Roscoe

Breakfast Favorites

Kitsch’n Chilaquiles (Levanta Los Muertos) [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Borracho Breakfast Burrito [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Coconut Crusted French Toast [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Tofu Scramble [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Fried Chicken & Waffles [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Huevos Locos (Spicy Crazy Eggs) [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Loaded Phat-Jacks [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Two Deuces & A Jack [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

“Green Eggs n’ Ham”… Sam [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Basil Pesto Omelet [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Southwest Smokey BBQ Chicken Omelet [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Candied Bacon Brunch BLT [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
To Share

Candied Applewood Smoked Bacon for Two [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Fresh Fruit [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Applewood Smoked Bacon Smoked Ham or Ground Chorizo [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Mini-Stack of Phat-Jacks [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Cinnamon Toast [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Biscuits & Gravy [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Crispy Hashbrowns [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Apple-Maple-Sage Chicken Sausage [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Sandwiches Salads & More

Kitsch’n Tuna Melt [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Carnitas Tacos [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Mac n’ Cheese Deluxe [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Southern Fried Chicken Club [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

House Burger [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Kitsch’n Grilled Cheese [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

The “Cochon” Sandwich [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Taco Salad [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Chopped Salad [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Grilled Chicken Cobb Salad [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Home-Made Soup & Chili

Soup of the Day [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Kitsch’n “Wow” Chili [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Desserts

Kitsch’n Twinkie Tiramisu [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Chocolate Brownie Batter [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Strawberry Shortcake [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Brunch Bar

Kitsch’n Tang-Tini [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Chipotle Bloody Mary [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Deluxe Mimosa [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Kung Fu Tiki Mai Tai [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

100% Blue Agave Margarita [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Purple Haze Vodka Lemonade [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Tequila Tang Sunrise [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

PBR & Stroh’s Cans [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Craft Beer Pints [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Champagne Glass [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Bottled Beer [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Michelada [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Chelada [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Mixed Drinks [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Wine by the Glass [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Champagne by the Glass [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Kid’s Entrees

Classic Mac n’ Cheese [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Chicken Dino-bites [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Kid’s Grilled Cheese [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Mini-Burgers [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Corn Dog [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Healthy Kid’s Sides [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Lunch Box

Lunch Box [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Brunch Stuff

Egg In A Basket [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Mini Stack of Fluffy Flapjacks [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Bowl of Cereal with Fresh Fruit [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Eggs [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Cinnamon Toast [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

French Toast Sticks [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Kid’s Drinks

Fresh Squeezed OJ [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Fresh Squeezed Lemonade [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Apple Juice [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Milk [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Cranberry [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Sprite [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Coca-Cola [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Fanta Orange [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Mello Yello [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Ginger Ale [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]
Kid’s Desserts

Twinkie or Ding Dong [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Kid’s Scoop of Bobtail Ice Cream [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie [ Carbohydrates (ms): 0, Sodium (s): 0, Saturated Fat (ms) : 0, Calories: 0, Sugar (ms): 0 ]

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mary b.

I've tried it few times, never a success. 1st visit #1Me= starving hungover (yes I know, not their fault) was not told their was a self serve coffee urn I could use inside. #2 It wasn't crowded and my breakfast took FORever and was cold. #3 both meals were mediocre at best. 2nd visit Lunch, I don't even remember what i had so that kinda tells ya the impression it made. 3rd visit Takeout Had to try 2-3 times to find something they weren't out of. Took about 30 minutes.
(2)
Jess L.

I like the hippie, home-y feel of Kitsch'n. Plus, the food is always satiating.
(4)
Vivian Y.

Overall, underwhelming experience. No offense, service was great and the Bloody Mary was great (Chipotle) but the food was really just, "meh". I had the crab cake eggs benedict and I didn't expect super deep fried cakes and then another mound of deep fried hashbrown. To top that off, there was a pile of wilted frisee on the side. On the brighter side, my poached egg was done perfectly. Husband ordered the Fried Chicken and Waffles. If you're expecting the traditional bone in type of fried chicken, this will be a shocker for you. The breaded, then deep fried chicken was dry. It was also a boneless chicken breast. The waffles were so mediocre. I won't be back...sorry!
(2)
Steve H.

Chicken and Waffles? Check. Badass Biscuits and Gravy? Check. Intelligensia coffee??? Double check. What more do you need? I was nursing a hang over and stopped in because usually go to Orange which is next door. I really enjoyed my meal and the server was really friendly and attentive. I will defintiely be back.
(4)
Stephanie H.

I think Kitsch'n is great! It took me a long time to pay a visit, but I sure am glad I did! The chicken and waffles is quite good, but be aware of an extra $3 charge to request all white meat. Definitely try the Mexican hot chocolate...to die for! The bread basket that comes before the meal is an excellent warm pretzel bread. Mmmmm! It's casual. It's kitschy (as the name suggests). It's yummy. The waitstaff was super cool and laid back. There is a full bar and bloody mary's are always on special. I will definitely be back!
(4)
Christina G.

Meh, I used to really like this place, but the last few times I have eaten there the food wasn't that great. There are so many other places to eat breakfast that I think I will pass on Kitsch'n from now on.
(2)
Matt K.

One of my favorite brunch spots. The only place in Chicago, that I know of, where you can drink a Mai Tai out of a tiki cup, eat chicken & waffles and play Yahtzee at the same time.
(4)
Lauren K.

Sadly`, Kitsch'n was my favorite brunch place but I cannot abide the terrible service. I have worked in the service industry and I understand that it is not an easy job. However the past few times our orders were, no joke forgotten. It should not take 2 hours for me to get brunch EVER. Especially when it isn't that busy. The food is great and I dream about that Candied Bacon BLT all the time. perhaps I will order it take out.
(2)
Jeff A.

Wow I can not say enough about how happy I was to head to this place... Huge lesson learned, I am very quick to read on yelp before trying a new place and the reviews on here are decidedly questionable at best... One of two things the questionable reviews are older and the restaurant and staff has taken note and corrected or I am lucky... My buddy suggested this place so I reluctantly figured why not, actually said to my other yelper buddy if its bad we will have a funny story to tell on Yelp but here I am on the rooftop yelling as loud as I can this place was great! I had the Coconut Raspberry french toast and it was divine! Moist on the inside and just right on the outside the flavor was full and satisfying for sure, I also had a side of eggs for protein and they were fluffy and plentiful more then the 2 I asked for! - I am not complaining! My buddies meals were equally mouth watering they had the Fried chicken sandwich and the Chilaquiles. I tried the Chilaquiles, I have to say with zero expectations because I am spoiled by Tiztal, to my pleasant surprise they were sooooo delicious! I did not actually try the Chicken sandwich my buddy was inhaling it so quickly, I did not want to risk loosing a finger and he was not offering, so I took his word for it... The service was amazing too! We actually had a team attending to our every need! I am a huge fan of out door dining and I absolutely loved the back garden seating! I am even told that they have a Dyson blade in the bathroom what more could you ask for?
(5)
Tammy Q.

I think this place is super cute. I love chicken and waffles. But what made this dish stand out for me was the spicy chile sauce that came with the syrup. There's something about mixing spicy with sweet that I love. I love "kitchy" places like this. Service was pretty fast and I would totally come back to try the other retro items on the menu.
(4)
Tommy M.

The Kitsch'n Chilaquiles? Um, yeah, pretty much amazing. I was here the morning after Halloween to cure my hangover. They had a pretty good kick to em, so get ready. I agree with Vanessa M., the food was pretty fast, even though we had to wait a little to get seated (it was a Sunday morning, we were expecting that). Quick service in a full restaurant? I'm impressed. Like her, I was with pretty good company too ;) Honestly - if you need to wait to get into a restaurant, they must be pretty good, right?!
(5)
josie w.

It was a long wait at 10 AM? On a Sunday but there was plenty of shade and there were a lot of other interesting people waiting as well that made for good people watching...(it was worth the wait as well)
(5)
Aleck L.

This is my goto breakfast/brunch spot in town. Everything on the menu is good and the people are friendly. Try the chilaquiles.
(4)
bridget l.

I couldnt wait a lifetime, so I left. :( Im coming back though...this time...with a reservation!! Rachel Ray said it was awesome and I believe her because she can carry 45 different things from one side of the kitchen to the other in one trip. I'll let you know how it goes. As for now my yelp is : Phone first.
(3)
Kate E.

The back patio is just perfect for a spring Saturday brunch. My friends enjoyed their meal. I really loved the cucumber side with taziki sauce , but my tuna melt was stale and difficult to eat. Would try it again and order something different. Cute neighborhood.
(4)
Megan R.

My first foodie stop in my visit to Chicago. I asked my girlfriend for somewhere that had brunch and mimosas, and without a blink of an eye, we were on our way to Kitsch'N. On a Monday morning, we were led into a quiet beer garden with random, artistic tables and art. We started with the deluxe mimosas, and the rest is history. Food was outstanding, service was respectful to the fact that we were sitting for over an hour chatting and catching up, (some servers give you the evil eye for camping at tables), and genuinely wished me a happy stay in Chicago. I am looking forward to the next time I go, I want to try the coconut french toast!!
(4)
Kristy N.

I pass by this place on occasion and have always been curious as to what was going on inside. Today I killed my curiosity and let me tell you..this place is crazy. The name suits the decor perfectly. Throwbacks from the 70s and 80s are everywhere you look and seem to all be authentic. The place is a bit small and you have to sorta walk thru the kitchen to get to the beer garden and patio which kinda creeps me out. I had an amazing smoked chicken omelet with really yummy breakfast potatoes. The omelet had chicken, veggies, tons of cheese and was topped with BBQ sauce. Being a fan of all condiments, I was one happy lady. I ordered a mimosa which was good but came in a regular juice glass which I thought was odd. The server was friendly but not the most attentive I've ever had. By the time were finished at noon, the place had kind of cleared out so this would be the best time to hit it up if you don't want to wait. I'd love to come back and try their lunch menu at some point.
(4)
J M.

Worth the wait. Eat: Huevos Locos - Scrambled eggs w/chorizo & mango-habereno salsa, served with tortillas. Drink: Chipolte bloody mary Docked a start because it's a $30 meal - not what I want to spend on breakfast.
(4)
Geoff D.

Sure, if you go on a weekend morning at 10:30 for brunch you might have to wait awhile to get a seat (though it's usually still quicker than Orange next door). There are a few tables that can be cramped sometimes, making it tough to get up or pay the check if you're in the wrong spot. Still, it's all worth it for the chicken & waffles. As much as I want to venture out on the menu and try other things, I have never been disappointed with the c&w and always eat every bite.
(4)
Nicole L.

I found you! For a while I couldn't figure out what the name of this restaurant was, I was taken by an ex and refused to call and ask but I found it on my own yay! Now back to reviewing, I enjoyed this place, another tiny small business owned and I feel was delicious. You can be a kid again with GREEN EGGS & HAM! yum The prices are decent and the service was good. I'm definitely coming back here.
(3)
Samantha H.

Kitsch'n is kitschy. Who woulda thunk it? If I were grading on ambiance, I might have slapped four stars on this spot, but this is an overall impression, right? A friend and I came here for lunch on a Saturday afternoon. Our waitress was slow and lacked interest in our table, but I noticed other wait staff who seemed much more attentive. The menu was what you would imagine out of a diner: tuna melt, BLT, burger. Nothing special. For a Saturday lunch place, I'd say you could do better, but you could also do a lot worse. Give it a try if you're in the neighborhood. No harm, no foul. Oh, and did I mention the curly fries? Yum.
(3)
Christopher R.

BEST BLOODY MARY EVER! The food was good, decently priced 3.5 stars. The service was good and atmosphere was cool 4 stars. The chipotle bloody mary was incredible!!!! 5 stars. Check it out if you're in the neighborhood!
(4)
Christine O.

I came here on your referrals and one from a great friend who lives in Roscoe Village... maybe that's why she likes it so much. I just thought it was ok. For starters, our server disappeared right before we got our food (to serve a big group in the back I think) and nobody ever came to check on or help us other than the girl filling coffee cups. We had to ask for the check and no one ever asked us if everything was ok.... and unfortunately, it's wasn't really... It was ok, but it doesn't leave me wanting more. I told the waitress that I wanted to try 4 different dishes and for her or the cook to pick the best one for me. They chose the *Fried Chicken and Waffles. I hope this isn't the best they have. The chicken was so tough I had to use the boyfriend's steak knife to cut it! And of course, dry from being that overcooked and/or left sitting out. On the good side, it was well spiced and tasted good, as well as the honey ancho chili sauce. The half of a waffle was room temperature, but I know some places do that on purpose.. and the fresh fruit, though I would typically love it, had many bruised and bad fruit bits in it. I also had a side of gravy. I think you can judge any restaurant by its sausage gravy and... I wouldn't get it again. The meat-and-potato man I eat with got the *Steak and Eggs. He said it was just ok. Asked for the eggs hard with cheddar and they weren't hard. We never did find out if there was just so little cheddar that he didn't notice or if it wasn't there at all. He said he'd get something else next time... me too. He got garlic mashed potatoes as a side and didn't like the burnt top presentation (I did) and said he thinks they were just instant potatoes! Gross. For some reason we have decided there can be a next time though. I'll update if it happens... not in a hurry though.
(3)
Stephen B.

I went there for brunch with my family. The fun atmosphere almost distracts you from the sub-par food. I got the green eggs and ham with potatoes that was swimming in oil. I know there is ham in there that may have contributed, but my dad's veggie omelet was also swimming in oil. Also my sister added avocado to her salad that was very brown. Though they did give us fresh upon request. Although the 50-60s decor was fun to look at, it was as if they took it straight from the garage sale into the restaurant without cleaning anything. I will not be returning.
(2)
Don B.

Service was atrocious. Not helpful or friendly at all. I would definitely forgive some of that if it were busy and the waitress was a little overworked... but it was completely empty in there. The food wasn't that good either, and definitely not good enough to overlook the service. The home fries were terrible! How do you mess up home fries? fail.
(2)
Leah C.

review for DINNER... i swear everything on the menu comes straight from costco and onto your plate. the falafel and mixed greens side were just that... and they somehow messed up heating it up. i hated paying for (and barely eating) mushy falafel and rotting greens served messily on a dirty plastic plate. the only good part - the tzaziki - which i think was only "good" because i was starving. the prices are obnoxious for poor quality, out of the freezer food. i had brunch here years ago and thought it was decent but now i fear ever coming back. i feel robbed.
(1)
Grace L.

A bit overpriced for a diner-style brunch, especially when the main components are butter and flour. We came because I noticed that they had chicken and waffles on the menu, which my boyfriend has been wanting to try for a while. I don't really understand why they don't give you the whole waffle with the chicken and waffles. For $11, I expect to get the whole waffle. The ancho-honey sauce that they give with the waffles is probabaly where the "kitsch" lies. Not bad, but not quite worth it. Also, the overdose of rosemary and roasted red peppers thrown in with the cubed hashbrowns was an unfavorable combination, in my opinion. Watch out for the hot sauce on the table - my fault, yes, but I failed to notice the "XXXtra hot" warning on the label (made from habanero chilis, it also proclaims...oops, stupid me) and doused my potatoes in the sauce at first bite, thus spoiling my appetite for the rest of the subpar meal. Go here if you like expensive, done-up diner food that doesn't taste quite right...
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Mike P.

Our neighborhood choice for brunch. Obviously it helps that it's a block down the street, but there really is a lot to love about Kitsch'n. The food is a great mix of brunch food and entrees for later. I love it for brunch simply because they have a great mix of savory and sweet brunch plates. I'm a big fan of the chicken and waffles, huevos locos and smokey chicken omelet. Jess swears by the B.L.T. - not sure what they do to it, but she found god because of it. Just kidding - she really likes it though. The service is always very good and the decor is hilarious even if you've been there 100 times (which I have). If you're hitting brunch, I recommend trying to get there before the 11 pm rush. Overall, a much loved neighborhood brunch spot, and good for dinner in a pinch as well.
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Nick S.

Some people would walk into Kitch'n and walk right out. My wife, for example, thinks it's a dump. I, on the other hand, think it's brilliant. I love the 80's motif and all the memorabilia on the wall. The servers are always cracking jokes and not because it's the restaurants novelty. They're genuinely funny. Someone in there always seems to make me laugh. Maybe the restaurants decor that puts me in a giddy mood. It would be difficult to recreate this place. They're trying at a newer location in River North. It's good but not the same. Their chiliquilles is great hangover food.
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Christine M.

Heeellllooooo cutie diner spot! This place is a real gem for a post night-out breakfast, brunch....meaning anything with eggs, preferably spicy, throw in some potatoes with catsup and lots and lots of coffee. It's super tiny and I was really surprised when I stumbled in on a Saturday afternoon to actually get a table (pretty sure it was the last one). Ordered your basic breakfast (I hadn't drunk as much as my ladyfriend the night before) and she got the spicy-mexican-y breakfast that had tortilla chips. Think Frito Pie, except with eggs and spicy. Looked delicious. Was really pleased that the serving size wasn't meant for an eating contest like at some places. Nice portion of all the goodies. Of course, on top of it all I'm sitting amidst what feels like sitting in a cardboard box in my parents basement. I mean that in the way of all the kitchy (haha, get it!?) stuff completely lining every available area of this place. Personal favorites were the 70's Playboy clock and Barbarella Poster (I own one myself). Service was sweet, food was fast and will definitely be making it back here again.
(5)
Inna B.

Everything we had was solid (intellegentsia coffee, mimosas, basil pesto & veggie omelet, pecan pancakes). If you're looking for a brunch place in Roscoe Village this is an option (although I would go to Orange or Victory Banner first.)
(3)
William K.

Mmm... my green breakfast burrito. Ty had the mini-burgers. This is a 3-star place with 4-star "super cute" (yelp-plagiarism... he he!) ambiance. I'll err on the positive and go 4 stars because Holly's egg menagerie was only 6 bucks. Yow! kitschy... yow, bill
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Elizabeth H.

After hearing of an hour wait at Orange (which, for the record, Orange is not worth a 10 minute wait in my opinion... but it wasn't my day to veto breakfast options), we ended up at Kitsch'n and were pleasantly surprised. We got a seat right away, even though it was kind of busy, and the waitress promptly put coffee in front of me... that earns breakfast spots about 3 stars automatically. The food came out quickly, was quite tasty and the prices were pretty easy on the wallet. I would certainly be back.
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Elaine C.

Kitsch'n looks a lot like my kitchen so I'm immediately intrigued. The idea is great: Kitschy comfort food in a cheesy 1970s atmosphere. I came here for brunch with a few girlfriends and we had a really good time. We ended up getting three seats at the counter as soon as we walked it, which was lucky. The food is simple but really well crafted. All the eggs coming out of the kitchen were fluffy, the boody mary was spicy and bold, and ... come on! green eggs and ham? too cute to pass up!! It was a huge portion, with a lot of rosemary breakfast potatoes--so good. Seemed like we all dug into the potatoes first because they smelled and looked and tasted sooo good. The green eggs were made green with yummy pesto and spinach, and were fluffy and delicious and came with a piece of really great rye toast. They may look silly here, but they know exactly what they are doing.
(4)
Leticia R.

Wow!!!! The menu items are so delicious whatever time of day it is!!!!! My favorite is the coconut crusted french toast with a tropical fruit side and delicious rasberry sauce to dip or top them with! THe fun names on the menu are really catchy and the taste is phenomenal! Green eggs and ham is a must try and the chilaquiles are great, yes the cooks know what they are doing since they are Mexican! THe child menu has many options and the portions are satisfying!!!! Options for sitting are outside front patio or for some more patio in the back (my personal favorite). The inside decor will take you back to your childhood - very retro yet cozy with the vinyl chairs and aluminum tables in the front and back of the restaurant! Yes for those mommies, there is a changing table in the back! Everyone was friendly and service was fantastic!!!!! It can get pretty packed on weekends and for Mother's/Father's Day prepare for the long wait, it's usually worth it though.
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Catherine L.

Food was mediocre but the service was HORRIBLE! my boyfriend normally won't wait to be seated but he made an exception as he had fond memories of this place. we had to wait 45 minutes to be served our food, while the next table who placed their order the same time was already asking for their check. When they did serve us, the chicken and waffles (over rated) and mango mojito chicken wrap were so-so. we had to return the oh so bland chilaquiles that had soggy tortillas. when we got the check, they did take tht off but was still charging us for the add ons of the chilaquiles we returned. The staff didnt apologize for the mistake and even started to become snippy at us. I think the cherry on top was when they started talking bad about us not realizing, that someone from our group was behind them.
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jackie r.

Not what i expected. Over priced and very small portions. Ten dollar for a grilled cheese sanwich that supposidly had 3 types of cheese in it with grilled onions. It was loaded with onions, and looked like they just spead on very thin layer of goat cheese. Also asked for my eggs over easy and they overcooked them, so no dipping my toast! Unfortunate since this place has been around for a while. After reading other reviews its seems maybe they changed owners??
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David W.

Chicken and Waffles. One of the medium places in Roscoe.... Better breakfast down at Victory, lunch? sandwich shop almost next door. Dinner? go across the street. Try this place at least once and you be the judge. Support local so Subways doesn't take over.
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Christina B.

The food is great! Love the Vesuvio Salad, steak sandwich, chilaquiles and especially the crusted french toast with raspberry sauce. BUT.... Try to go in the summer because there's a big difference between Kitsch and moth balls. I love the vintage charm but it really smells musty (grandma's rec room musty) and that's an appetite killer. Best if you can sit out front or out back...either way OUTSIDE.
(3)
Sarah C.

Never fails that I end up sitting near the door (front or back) and freezing my ass off (or boiling to death). The food is good though-- stick to your ribs stuff that makes you want to take a mini food coma afterwards. The chicken and waffles are good, but not the gutbuster you might expect. Read that however you want, but Mama like. The chilaquiles are spicy but not knock-down drag-out like some brunch joints in town-- a definite plus. Their morning cocktails are great as well. However, if the food is a 4, the service is a 2. Inattentive waitstaff is something that can drive me batty really quickly....this place has it in spades. Also, there's NOWHERE to stand if you have to wait, and you will have to wait. In the winter, with everyone in bulky coats, it becomes insanely claustrophobic. However, the fun decor and the home-cooked-feeling food makes up for it....just try to imagine that you're at your least-favorite aunt's house. Great food, but by the time you're done, you're ready to get the hell out of there. ;)
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Molly R.

I finally made it here! I was super excited, but left thinking , "meh". Service was very friendly, though a liiiiil' slow..even when it was not super busy. The place smells like an elderly relative's basement ( gotta be the stack of ancient board games near the wall, or the Leif Garrett LPs), but thankfully the smells of the hearty cookin' overpowers that. I tried the tuna melt. ' Twas a bit busy for my taste, but still good. The curly fries, on the other hand, were superb. I think if I'd go here again I'd try the "cult hit": chicken and waffles. I also think that the fact that they have a Barbarella poster means I should,indeed, give 'em another shot.
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mildred v.

I would give it 3 and 1/2 stars if I could. My favorite dish is the huevos locos (eggs with spicy chorizo, habaneros, pepper jack cheese, and mango mojito salsa oh and of course a side of corn tortillas), but doesn't come close to my sassy eggs from over easy!!!!! Fair warning though - it is SPICY it made my nose run!!! What sold me was the mango-mojito salsa - it gives it a sweet yet kicky flavor. I love filling my little tortillas with chorizo, egg, cheese, and mango salsa. The service is good (i don't remember anything negative about it). The decor is really awesome though, especially in the second indoor room whose little gadgets and thingamigigies make me nostalgic. Oh yeah and the place is a lot bigger than you would think by the looks of their outside. their initial dining area when you walk in then you go through a hallway and past the kitchen to the second dining area and you walk a little further and you get the outdoor/indoor patio. I come here when I forget that Over Easy is closed on Mondays, or when Victory Banner down the street is closed (they were gone for like a month!!!!). But I do enjoy them huevos locos!
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Pete V.

Went here on a Tuesday night and damn the fried chicken is good. They have all you can eat fried chicken for $9.99 on Tuesdays and it is some of the finest fried chicken around (even better than Popeye's - although don't tell Tony Bourdain that). They do serve alcohol and have 5-6 beers on the menu including Goose Island Mild Winter, which I ordered, but not much else. Regardless, the food is solid, prices are reasonable, and service is great. Can you ask for much more? Would definitely go back.
(4)
Heeellllooooo cutie diner spot! This place is a real gem for a post night-out breakfast, brunch....meaning anything with eggs, preferably spicy, throw in some potatoes with catsup and lots and lots of coffee. It's super tiny and I was really surprised when I stumbled in on a Saturday afternoon to actually get a table (pretty sure it was the last one). Ordered your basic breakfast (I hadn't drunk as much as my ladyfriend the night before) and she got the spicy-mexican-y breakfast that had tortilla chips. Think Frito Pie, except with eggs and spicy. Looked delicious. Was really pleased that the serving size wasn't meant for an eating contest like at some places. Nice portion of all the goodies. Of course, on top of it all I'm sitting amidst what feels like sitting in a cardboard box in my parents basement. I mean that in the way of all the kitchy (haha, get it!?) stuff completely lining every available area of this place. Personal favorites were the 70's Playboy clock and Barbarella Poster (I own one myself). Service was sweet, food was fast and will definitely be making it back here again.
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Katie C.

Despite the fact that I no longer live in Roscoe Village (I'll be back someday, love! I promise!) I still like coming back to Kitsch'n for a nice and hearty brunch--and they're available when I need them most, like the Sunday morning after THAT kind of Saturday night...=) We got there at 10:45am...which for Overeasy or Tweet standards, is serious busy time, but we walked in and were seated right away. As usual, our server was pretty chill and fairly attentive to us, and our food came out quite fast. I had the basil pesto and veggie omelet, which was superb--mmm, the melty cheese, carmelized onions, bits of pepper, fluffy egg...ohhh, I wish I could have devoured the entire thing, but the omelets there are HUGE! I do love their Danish hash browns, too--anything with an overload of rosemary is fine by me. And you can most definitely count on me to be back to enjoy their falafel pita and curly fries, too. When I'm feeling the need for some tasty brunch options (and a little hangover cure to boot) I'll always consider Kitsch'n as a top contender.
(4)
Sara N.

I used to love this place for the kitsch and yummy food. I recently went back for the first time in over a year. I was very unimpressed. Here's the experience that led to a 2 star review....It was a Saturday around 2 (so it was slow) and there were 3 of us. We were seated on the back patio at 2 small tables pushed together (seating for 4) and were informed that if it gets 'busy' they would take away one of the tables. An unnecessary comment, but anyway. I had ordered the special which included eggs, which came out under-cooked. We also ordered the twinkie tiramisu, which was good until we found a plastic wrapper in it. So to sum it up, it seems like the place has gone downhill. The service was slow and the food not so good. Maybe it was an off day. I might be willing to give it another shot.
(2)
Jillian S.

The only noteworthy thing about this restaurant, in my opinion, is the atmosphere. I love the enclosed porch and the artwork, etc. This is far from your run-of-the-mill diner. However, I think the food leaves something to be desired. I ordered the chicken and waffles and was really disappointed. The chicken portion was really small and really tough, dry, blech. You only get half a waffle. I think the sauce they served with this was all wrong - it was like some spicy sweet thing that was ok but really forgettable. Our waitress didn't bring us any condiments, we had to go steal them from another table. Next time I'm in the area, I'm going to wait it out at Orange and try them out instead of returning to Kitsch'n.
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Morgan M.

Great place with friendly staff and welcoming atmosphere! We ate in the front room but there is a huge room in the back with a heated beer garten. Our food was outstanding. The best thing just happened to be the curly fries.....We just moved to this neighborhood and this is certainly going to become on of our regular places!
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Sarah C.

The place was cute and the wait wasn't too bad for "the brunching hour" on a Sunday. However, we waited WAY too long for our food and when it did come, one of the dishes was completely COLD. We had waited so long for the food that we didn't even want them to remake it. The waitress didn't even seem to care. I might give it another chance - the food that did come warm was good - but there are so many other places to choose from that I might just skip it.
(1)
Ryan A.

This is my favorite brunch spot on the northside. The breakfast burrito and fried chicken sandwich are unbeatable. They also have a great bloody special for only 5 bucks.
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Lauren B.

Not so impressed. This place has a good reputation but I was disappointed. I ordered the green eggs and ham. The flavor of the eggs were nice, but portion was surprisingly small... Much smaller than the other dishes. The potatoes were pretty bad, cold and had very little seasoning. The place is cute but I don't think I will be back.
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Claudia M.

I went there today for breakfast with colleagues from work. I'm not a huge north side fan because there is NEVER any parking but since it was 10:00 a.m. on a Friday morning I found great parking on Damen street. I had the GREEN EGGS AND HAM because I'm a teacher. Loved it!!!! My friend had the chilaquiles and my other friend had coconut crusted french toast dipped in raspberry sauce. Everything was fabulous. The place is a bit small but I liked the coziness of the place. The servers were friendly and attentive but not overly annoying like some places. I will DEFINITELY go back to this place!
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Carlos G S.

I love this place. Their chilaquiles are the best around. The tuna melt is to die for. And the twinkie tiramisÃ¹ and Bananas Foster are outstanding. Their coffee is awesome; the type that leaves you with that bitter/ashy aftertaste. Service is great, but the people that work there are even better! Jamie, Jennifer, Holly and Renee. I live a block away from there and am a regular. Love it.
(5)
Tiffany K.

Recently came by for brunch with my lady friends this past weekend. Ordered something sweet, which is something I rarely do for brunch. Can't say that I was disappointed! I ordered the coconut french toast, and it was absolutely delicious. It came with a side of raspberry jam (!!), fresh pineapples and strawberries. However, I definitely drooled at the breakfast burrito and the chilaquiles that my friends got. Next time, I am going to opt for a saltier, cheesier brunch. Oh, and our waitress was great and it wasn't too busy on a Sunday around 2pm.
(4)
Jeanus T.

It's a very cozy vintage style cafe which is perfect for Sunday brunch. I like that they provide variety of dishes to the brunch menu - e.g. crab cake Benedict (btw, it's very good. highly recommend this) and basil pesto and veggie omelet, just to name a couple. The food is cooked very well and tasted very good. The portion is not too big but definitely enough to fill you up. The only complaint I have is the coffee. It tasted water down.
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Ryan B.

I heart Kitsch'n for it's laid back style, eclectic atmosphere and let's face it, a mean Bloody Mary! The coffee is great too, and for breakfast - test drive the pigs in a blanket. The dish is not on the menu (officially), but it's usually a special, and if not, just ask. It's nothing fancy, but you'll enjoy delish chicken sausage wrapped in buttery, fluffy pancakes with real maple syrup, two eggs and fruit...I'm melting. You will too.
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Alyx R.

All I have to say is Boo. I had a very dry, flavorless veggie omelet with a side of soggy potato wedges. To top it off, they were to busy in the kitchen to leave out the red peppers. So, in turn I got extra red pepper. As I ate, the girl next to me had two special requests that they were more than happy to fulfill. The only reason I gave this place 1 star is because the waitress was nice. I'll never go back here. Next time I'll pop in to Orange if I'm in the neighborhood.
(1)
Jason L.

Service can slack sometimes. It seems like they're always suffering from "brand new staff syndrome". It's nice to see fresh faces but after a while you just want to recognize someone who knows the menu and how to get items to you quickly. The last time I was there I literally saw the girl who was serving us stop and stare around at the dining area when she was distrought over whether to freshen everyone's water (which hadn't happened in a while), process someone's credit card or run food to tables. The "serve-trons" are always just a little too green. But with all the weird 70's memorabilia it's a fun place to hang out. This is kind of like Roscoe Village's version of Pick Me Up Cafe in Lakeview, only stranger which is why it's so much fun. As far as food goes, I really like the mini burgers. If service were more solid I'd give it 4 stars.
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Pauly D.

How to Cure a Hangover in Roscoe Village: #1. Crawl to Kitsch'n [if it's the weekend, proceed to #7] #2. Order the Chipotle Bloody Mary & a PBR back (PBRs are only $1!) #3. If necesarry, use the bathroom to throw up. (You'll see a great Colt 45 sign with Billy Dee Williams. It'll put you in a better mood) #4. Order the Chilaquiles with extra Texas toast #5. Two fist your cocktails and recap your crazy night. #6. Eat delicious food. Put extra butter on Texas toast if you're really hungover. It'll destroy your threat to vommit. You can thank me later! #7. It's going to be jammed with people. Put in your name, have girlfriend wait for table, & go to 4 Moons/Treys for a quick vodka lemonade. When your girlfriend texts you because your table is ready, go to #2.
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Bill M.

This Roscoe Village restaurant with the pun-ny name is jam-packed with folks who like their breakfast and brunch with a sense of humor. The decor includes wacky retro stuff like old beer cans and board games that patrons can play, assuming the crowds are not clamoring for empty tables. There is an interior courtyard in the back that acts as a beer garden. I had chilaquiles, a bountiful serving of Mexican-style scrambled eggs and bacon with toast that was surprisingly tasty. Guys may drool at the iconic photo of Farrah posted on the ladies room door, but that is the ladies room so don't go there.
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Ellen M.

This place has a good thing going. You feel like you're in your grandmother's kitchen from the 60s (I think - I'm not a good decor judge), from the retro, round tables and chairs, to the Etch-A-Sketch. The service is very friendly, the dining room pretty comfortable. Once you get a table it's a little slow-going, but the servers are very cool. I always feel about ten years old when I read the menu and wind up getting goofy stuff, like grilled cheese sandwiches or BLTs. The egg dishes are tasty - good huevos rancheros. I've usually gone there for lunch on weekdays when I didn't find it too crowded, but I'm sure the weekend breakfast/lunch lines are insane, so bring your soduku and patient attitude.
(4)
Jessica B.

Fantastic brunch place and great service! Definitely recommended:)
(4)
Bethany J.

I LOVE this place. It's such a change up from my breakfast norms. I'm in love with anything eggs when I'm hungover- I usually just get your standard omelette wherever I go, but I noticed their menu to be much more interesting. I came here with my brother, he got green eggs and ham (the green is pesto in case you were wondering). I think that was pretty exciting for him to finally eat the acclaimed Dr. Seuss meal at the ripe age of 30, and he loved it. I struggled over ordering the eggs in the basket or the basil & pesto omelette, but our waitress was really helpful & told me to go with the omelette and she promised I would not be disappointed- you bet your ass I wasn't. This was the most interesting and delicious breakfast I had had in a long time. Kept me full forever too. This place is too cool- food, decor, service- I don't understand the haters? And since my brother has been visiting me he keeps talking about it- he really wants to go back.
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Katie D.

I love the atmosphere at Kitsch'n. It has this really fun retro vibe and decor with lots of fun things to look at. The tables are really close together, but thats to be expected in a place as small as Kitsch'n. There is outdoor seating out front and also an outdoor beer garden in the back that is nice for when its warm out. The food is pretty standard diner food. It's a great place for traditional breakfast food like fried eggs, a denver omelet or a breakfast burrito, plus their breakfast potatoes. Their sandwiches are decent, I've had the blt and thought it was delicious (but then again I don't think I've ever had a blt i didn't like). Their macaroni and cheese is also supposed to be really good. Nothing about the food is healthy and the food is very heavy, so prepare to leave in a food coma. It's the kind of comfort food that I have to be just in the right mood for. So I might be back if that particular craving hits again!
(3)
Dave B.

We went there using yelp to find a brunch spot nearby, and it was great. Cozy, great people, awesome Chipotle chiliquilles. They're going to start serving dinner soon...can't wait.
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Amanda P.

Oh Kitsch'n.... How I wanted to like you if for no other reason than a sense of nostalgia. I remember, years ago, when Kitsch'n was actually kitschy and pretty awesome. And then it became another sell-out, trendy, overcrowded yuppy spot with mediocre food, crappy service, and high prices. My friend and I went there for brunch on Memorial Day and had a truly subpar experience. After standing patiently in the doorway, waiting to be seated for several minutes, a snarling beast of a woman bellowed across the room to us... "Um, hi guys?" and then snottily barked, "Two?" We both smiled and said yes. Then she ROLLED HER EYES, sighed loudly and said, "Well are you going to come over here or what?" What a rude B. So after we were seated amongst a sea of screaming children, our inept server showed up after about 15 minutes and took our drink order only, dropped off our sodas and disappeared for another 15 minutes before taking our food order. Our food (a breakfast burrito and a tuna melt) finally arrived about 30 minutes later and was sooooo not worth the ungodly wait and terrible service. My burrito was nearly inedible- a lukewarm, soggy green mess. And my friend said his sandwich tasted like chopped onions on slightly burnt bread. To top it off, we practically had to rugby tackle our server to get refills on our sodas. I'm giving an extra star for the sweet lava lamp next to our table. It was a total throw back to eighth grade. But overall, our experience was terrible. From now on, I'll save myself the headache, the money and the gastronomic nightmare and just go to Clark's.
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B C.

Start your Saturday here with some Huevos Locos, a coffee, and a bloody mary. On Monday that's all you'll be thinking about.
(5)
Brett G.

I seem to write a preponderance of 4-star reviews - places that are good but just don't knock my socks off. Kitsch'n is one of them. Have been here multiple times, and it's always crowded!! I was amazed we even got a table with the plethora of people waiting out front. As always, lots of screaming, loud children. Teaching manners would be appreciated. I've had the breakfast burrito, the tofu scramble (which was a tiny bit bland, oddly enough), chilaquiles, the granola and fruit, and most recently, the basil pesto & veggie omelette. Maybe because it's fresh in my memory, but wow was that omelette good! My mother has gotten the fried chicken and waffles, and while I'd never put those two together, she said they worked. The menu is pretty comprehensive. Service was good (and patient, since I couldn't make up my mind), and pop refills came, a little slowly, but I'm not complaining since they had a jug of water on the table. The food beat my hangover, for sure, and for that I thank Kitsch'n.
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Noah B.

I'm going to have to complain about the chicken and waffle situation here. My g/f loves them but I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one. I ordered the chicken and waffles here and they served them with this gross honey concoction. I asked for maple syrup to go with my waffles and the guy looked at me like I pissed on my plate and pointe to the honey and walked away. The folks at the table next to us asked the waiter what mixed-drinks that he could recommend and he refused to recommend a drink. Super obnoxious waiter! This was a while ago so the dude might not even work there anymore. I'm just saying bring a little bottle of syrup with you if you go.
(1)
Stephen R.

Ugh. Kitsch'n disappoints. One of my girlfriends and I settled on Kitsch'n for our Memorial Day hungover brunch. She'd been here several times before, while I'd only been here one other time. She liked it; I found it a tad overpriced and meh worthy. But after today I won't be going back. Sure, it's Memorial Day, and sure, I expected kids. But when we arrived we had to stand awkwardly in the doorway for 5 minutes before we were even acknowledged. This gnarly beast of a woman gets an attitude, clearly upset that we were waiting politely in the doorway to check on availability rather than walk THROUGH THE RESTAURANT to the counter to accost her. "How many? What? Ugh! Are you going to come up here or not?" Just downhill from there. After being crammed in the back, it took about 30 minutes for our food (tuna melt and a breakfast burrito) and I had to flag my server for a soda refill. She didn't even offer for my friend the scant two times we saw her. And that tuna melt? I'd prefer there be tuna to go with my raw onions. Ick. Slow dismal service. Overcrowded. Children. Expensive for what you get and not that great. I'm going to stick with the less chi-chi breakfast places and go back to my middle class mainstays where an egg is an egg and the service is actually decent.
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Sue L.

If you don't want to cook and in the neighborhood, this is a great place for breakfast or brunch. I had the steak and eggs. The polenta has a bit of a kick. You can't order it less spicy but its still very good. The staff is nice and attentive.
(4)
Monica B.

Awsome place! Serves RC Cola too! Food was good, service was friendly and quick. Wish I lived closer. I'd definitely go back to this place.
(4)
Ginny L.

I'd like to give this place a rave review because the menu looks so interesting, but it didn't really live up to my hopes. The food was decent, but not as delicious as it sounded in print. I might return, as it's not a bad lunch spot, except next time I'd definitely try one of the desserts.
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Joe S.

Sunday morning at 10:45...first stop Orbit Room not open 'til 11. 11:00...second stop Kuma's Corner not open until 12. 11:15...third stop Kitsch'n opened over three hours ago. So much for trying to be the early bird in Avondale. Don't walk out right away when you see that the tiny front room is filled to capacity because the better seating is in the back and if no room still there's a heated garden area beyond that. Good stuff on the breakfast brunch menu. Awesome "Eggs in a Basket" with bacon. Serving Intelligentsia coffee and ok bloody marys. Pretty easy parking on side streets for the day and time at least. Other options very near by just in case.
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Christine F.

Man, there's some Kitsch'n hate going on here! Look, it's not going to blow you away, but it's reasonably priced, tasty food. I recommend the Coconut French Toast. Oh my goodness. It's french toast that has a coconut crust and comes with a raspberry jam to put on top of it. It also comes with a side of pineapple and strawberries. I almost always get this. I have tried other things (omlettes, etc), but I always come back to my french toast. Viva la Coconut French Toast! It's a good place to take your parents, if you're in the area. I've never had to wait more than a few minutes for a table, the decor is very distinct (and fun! It's very campy) and it's not too foo-foo for your 'rents. Give it a whirl.
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Jason P.

Had the pleasure of checking out this place last weekend, and man was I satisfied. I had been craving chicken and waffles for quite some time now and this place hit the spot. I wasn't expecting the type of fried chicken they used; but it works! the chicken looks like a chicken fried steak type piece of chicken. waffle was crunchy and crispy! amazing stuff... only problem was not enough of it!!! The sauce they give you is pretty awesome too; works well w/ everything. I would def. go back to this place! Good cup of coffee too!
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Brandon T.

I've eaten at Kitsch'n more times than I can count and I have to say that anyone who isn't a fan just needs to try the place another time. This is one of the best places for brunch in Roscoe Village. The cool seventies decor and creative but safe menu is perfect when all you want is some great food without all the extra bells and whistles (think Orange or Turquoise). Some of the best menu items include the chilaquiles, egg salad sandwich, and my all time favorite, the huevos locos, which is a delicious concoction of scrambled eggs, some sort of mango salsa, cheese, and every single hot chili you can think of. DELICIOUS!
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Mary L.

1. I love the music they play here 2. The dining room (aka the back porch) is so charming 3. Their food is delicious! 4. Reasonable prices. I really loved this place, and if I had more time in Chicago, I would definitely spend more time eating here.
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Danny S.

I've eaten at Kitsch'n about 20 times and I hardly ever stray from the Chilaquiles. That and a cup of coffee is a great way to start a weekend day. Get a seat in the back if you can, but you should also consider the bar if you're a two-top. You can sometimes skirt a long line and the service is still good.
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Betsy B.

This used to be a great place. I was really disappointed today when I brought my mom for lunch. Service was terrible and the bread pudding on the menu was out so I asked for the chocolate dessert which turned out to be a bowl of raw brownie batter with a broken cookie and a strawberry in it. Disgusting. Also even though they close at three they will be shutting down by 210. It's cheap and the rest of the food is ok..but it's not as fun as it used to be.
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Kevin A.

HUNGOVER TESTED, BILLY DEE WILLIAMS APPROVED Under the watchful eye of Billy Dee Williams, who out of the corner of my eye seemed to wink at me from his Colt 45 perch above my table, I chowed down on a plate of chilaquiles billed as "the ultimate hangover breakfast". I basically inhaled that ethereal combo of eggs, tortillas, and smoky chipotle salsa in about 3 minutes which left me feeling like a million bucks. Works every time indeed.
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Sang H.

Been here twice, the first time was in 2008 and second time was in 2011. Nothing changes about this place and it's a great brunch restaurant. Food is great and staff is friendly. There is a lot of competition around there, but it does well.
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James M.

I've been to the place next door with my Roscoe Village bud, which was good, but thought this might be a fun alternative. The place looks inviting, and takes itself none too seriously. Seems tiny, but there's a whole dining area in the back with room for probably another 15-20 people. That's where we sat. Nice etch-o-sketch sitting on the table--but it didn't work-CURSES! Really wanted to play with it. Ah well. My friend and I both had eggs in a basket, which is two slices of sesame toast with an egg cooked to temp in the middle of each slice, with a side of home style potatoes. It didn't let me down or anything. The food was good. Not incredible. Don't know if i'd make a special stop back for breakfast, but the pictures i've seen of food for other meals (ribs, mac and cheese, chicken and waffles) might be worth another visit. The atmosphere and service were 4-5 stars, but can't give my breakfast more than 3.
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Garett N.

Went here for Sunday brunch based on a friend's recommendation. I was surprised that there wasn't a wait especially given that Retro on Roscoe was that weekend, but that's good thing. The menu was full of interesting dishes, and I ended up trying the crab benedict while my friend went the LA route and tried the chicken and waffles. Both were really tasty and delicious. Add their amazing coffee and you have an awesome brunch meal. Recommended!
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Amanda D.

I have always passed by the restaurant and always wanted to try it, but never got the chance. Well, I finally got to this past weekend, and I thought they were great. I went during a busy brunch time, but the wait wasn't so bad. We sat right outside the front of the restaurant where a patio has been set up. The weather was nice so I didn't mind at all. There were so many things on the menu that I wanted to try, but I stuck with the Bayou Crab Cake Benedict. It was delicious and the crab tasted fresh and moist. I hate when restaurants give you a crab cake that's all dried out. I would love to go back soon and try other items on their menu. Their Deluxe Mac' n Cheese caught my eye and I would love to jump all over that.
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V V.

This place has the best Chili I've ever had in my life. Period. No other chili even comes close. Not even the Chili from the Kitsch'n River North location, which I believe is the same recipe, but the taste wasn't right at all. You have to get it at the Roscoe Village location. Huge chunks of bacon, slightly spicy, a hint of sweetness, and topped with mango salsa. I'm unable to order Chili anywhere else. I love it so much I would marry it. Having said all that, this means I rarely stray away from ordering it every time I'm at the Kitsch'n, whether morning, noon, or night. I have had the fried chicken and waffles, the mac and cheese, the meatloaf and the jalapeno cornbread and all were tasty and satisfying. I've been a bit disappointed by the desserts sadly. Perhaps my expectations were too high for the tiramisu made with twinkies in place of ladyfingers; it was just okay. I'm not giving this place 5 stars only because my ordering is somewhat limited, but I've never had a bad meal here. I'm also a fan of the fun decor and the servers are always super nice. They also have an outdoor patio in the back, which they keep covered and heated in the winter!
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Joe T.

Top Ten Reasons to Give Kitsch'n a Try: 10. Friendly staff (after a mix-up with our order, our waitress discounted the delayed meal and comp'd all our drinks). 9. Two dollar cans of tecate with lime and salt. 8. The Basil & Pesto Veggie Omelet. 7. Monopoly in the back garden. 6. Six dollar chipotle margaritas. 5. The pretzel bread. 4. The Ultimate Hangover Breakfast... Chilaquiles. 3. Yahtzee in a booth in the back. 2. The Tex-Mex Veggie Burger. 1. The wait at Orange is 45 minutes and there is a fleet of baby strollers in line.
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Robert D.

Overcooked disgusting fried chicken & other bland dishes, rarely seen service which were barely interested in us, except for yelling at my 8 year old kid for not holding the door for them, and weak drinks. Really bad in more ways than I have seen in a long time. And the tip was included whether I liked it or not, so I have to express my dissatisfaction by signing up on Yelp and complaining here. Won't be back ever.
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George D.

What's with all the cruddy reviews? When I lived in Roscoe Village a few years ago, I used to eat at Kitsch'n all the time and I loved it. I get back there every few months or so, and I really haven't noticed any drop in quality. Of course I almost always have the exact same thing: the chilaquiles. They're completely inauthentic, but they're absolutely fantastic. And they come with great bacon and a big ole slab of tasty Texas toast. A buddy of mine lives right above the place, and from what he tells me, the food is always better during the week instead of the weekend. According to him, it's because they get so busy and the kitchen is so small that they're forced to pre-cook a lot of the stuff. I don't know about that, but it sounds plausible to me. What can I say? Go there during the week when you can take your pick of tables. Order the chilaquiles. And by the way-- my experience is that the waitstaff is extremely friendly and accomodating. Lay off of them! Lay off of Kitsch'n, for that matter!
(4)
kevin c.

Nice breakfast place. I have never been for any other meal. The green eggs and ham, Sam is very good. Add fresh squeezed oj and coffee and it is a delicious combo.
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Devon F.

I have been coming to Kitch'n for many years now. The food is always great. The only problem being when they are busy like it was this past Sunday. It took forever to get our food, but the waitress apologized and gave us 20% off our check. Try the Chilaquiles, great hangover cure.
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Tim S.

Can't say I'm a huge fan, things their always taste just a tad off. Good coffee, nice atmosphere but the food (breakfast burrito and juevos rancheros) need a bit of work.
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Katarina X.

Try the Purple Haze. It is THAT delightful an experience. And while my boyfriend lives for this sort of evironment: seated between vintage Barbarella and Billy Dee Williams posters -amongst giddy, brightly colored, plastic-cupped, cheeky, campy kitsch- I require a little more to adjust. However, the vodka infused, aptly-named concoction made it all tolerable for me. Vegetarian and Vegan friendly (makes BF happy), still serve Bacon (makes me happier) AND they have Twister! Another round of drinks you ask Miss Server? You bet! Spin! All hands on red! The least flexible buys!
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Emma M.

My boyfriend and I used to come here quite often for breakfast/brunch. They have some pretty neat combinations including their to die for coconut French toast! I usually stick to the sweeter side while my boyfriend likes the huevos rancheros and other spicier dishes. We usually end up sitting at the bar since a lot of families need the table space. I have heard the bloody Marys are pretty good, but have not had one yet. So we used to come here a lot until the lines got real long after Rachael Ray visited. Also, we ate dinner here once and had some cold, soggy vegetables and got totally turned off by it. I say go for brunch over dinner!
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D. F.

on a lazy day, i did breakfast (pancakes) and dinner (CHICKEN POT PIE!!!) here. left with a happy belly each time! :) this is a dog-friendly place with sidewalk tables. we dog owners like that!
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Kristin S.

The food is pretty good. I've had good and just okay experiences here, so it's never been bad, really. I like the atmosphere for the most part, though on a busy Sunday, it can get kind of dirty. Service has always been adequate. No complaints there, though I don't like that they don't have a hostess stand when you come in, so you just stand in the doorway, looking lost until someone sees you. I honestly have no idea why people wait so long to get in here. The food is pretty good, but it's a bit on the expensive side for "comfort foods". I'm planning on going here this weekend because my mom's in town and she loves the place, but I'm already trying to find a time when it won't be busy and annoying. That said, I've had their chilaquiles (decent but by far not the best I've had), chicken & waffles (also decent but very dry), the falafel sandwich (dry and not much flavor) and the black bean soup (DELICIOUS!). I've wanted to try the twinkie tiramisu, but they're sold out of it EVERY time I'm there! The menu is fun and out-of-towners would probably enjoy it for that and the atmosphere, but it's not one of my staples even though I live right around the corner. I may upgrade the review to 4 stars if my experience this weekend is out of this world, but I'm not forseeing that happening.
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Kortney M.

After hearing so much about Kitsch'n my guy and I were excited to try it. I will say that we were not impressed. The wait for a Sunday brunch wasnt bad, we were seated within minutes which was pretty awesome considering other guests with more than 2 were told an hour plus. We were seated out back in the covered patio, it was raining outside, and the rain was dripping on my and my meal the entire time. The coffee which is just normal drip coffee was priced at $2.50 a cup to me this seems like a rip off! The servers dont seem to be assigned a specific table section, instead you have about 3-4 people asking the same question over and over again. For our food we ordered the breakfast burrito, and the pesto veggie omelet, both of which were just meh. They werent seasoned at all, and lacked general flavor. The chicken sausages that you can order as a side were pretty tasty. All in all, I am glad that we went there so we wont go again. What a let down Kitsch'n!
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Ingrid R.

It's fine. What you'd expect really. The decor does get it to 4 stars - from 3. The food is fine - nothing spectacular. The service is usually decent and they are kid friendly which is what I need - but might not be for everyone.
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Tom M.

A greasy spoon is better tasting than Kitsch'n, at least there is flavor. The chilaquiles and breakfast burrito had no flavor at all, even a burnt egg taste. There are so many new exciting fresh breakfast places now in Chicago. I would not reccommend this restaurant to anyone, sorry. Time for a total makeover. We will not be back.
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Michelle E.

I don't see what the big deal is. Mr. Man hearts this place. Big Time. He raves about their tuna melt, and has recently discovered their crabcake eggs benedict, which has changed his previous benedict-hating ways. I, however, am still waiting to be impressed. By anything. Fine, call me a hater, but after at least a half-dozen visits over the last 2 years, I have yet to find anything on the menu that is worth going back for. Honestly, I love breakfast, I really do! I applaud them for having some unique dishes on the menu. But for some reason, every time I sit down to order...nothing sounds exciting. Not even the Green Eggs & Ham. Maybe I should try the Huevos Locos, since people seem to like them, and they are a specialty, but the habaneros always scare me away. I've tried the chicken & waffles, which were nothing special, though I did like the ancho honey that they serve with it. Most of the time I just resign myself to eggs and get Two Deuces & a Jack platter, which is your basic bacon & eggs. At $5.99, it's a great price, and the bacon is pretty decent. I remember having some really good wheat Texas toast a long time ago, but don't know if they still have it. I've also tried the Eggs in a Basket, which again is fine, nothing special. Annoying that it doesn't come with meat! I don't understand how they can charge $7.99 for 2 eggs in toast and hash browns. What the what? A major plus is the Intelligentsia coffee, and they are always quick with the refills. I'm always here for breakfast, but maybe it would do me good to flip over the menu and order something off the lunch side. The brioche grilled cheese sounds interesting, but again I cringe at spending $7.99 on a friggin' grilled cheese. (Ok, call me cheap. But seriously!) Usually I love tuna melts, but the first time Mr. Man ordered it, I looked at it and said, "What's that?" On the menu they specifically say that it comes with "caramelized pepper-jack cheese". OK, I love me some golden brown & crispy cheese, but this was WAY beyond that. It was BROWN. In my opinion, burnt beyond recognition. It looked like a piece of leather on top of toast. On a positive note, I do love the atmosphere, it's a really cute place. The servers are all friendly and prompt, and the patio is great in the summer, and they cover & heat it in the winter too. I'm not saying I'll never eat here again. The food is acceptable. I would just never CHOOSE to eat here. I'm sure I'll be back again, when it's Mr. Man's turn to choose where to go for breakfast.
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Marcus G.

Quite disappointing. Our waitress was surly and wouldn't even ask if a substitution on a menu item was possible, even though it wasn't busy at all. I ordered my steak cooked med well and it came back well done. My gf's eggs were swimming in oil and TX toast was dry n tasteless. Saw this restaurant got lots of good reviews, but that wasn't our experience.
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Lori Taylor R.

Content. Nothing to rave about, but nothing to dread. I must say the apple wood smoked bacon, alone, is out of this world. If I could order a platter of this bacon I would be in heaven. Great service and an enjoyable atmosphere. I must say I am intrigued by the 3 foot wait staff. I was hoping he might drop by our table, but we lucked out.
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Moyah M.

Amazing food and amazing staff. Very cool decor and comfortable and so cozy. I love this place. I had the chicken and waffles. Delicious. They have a pretty stocked bar and bailey's and coffee was my top choices.
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chadsey k.

Just had "hangover brunch" here. What a cluster fuck. Why do people in Chicago think it's cool to have brunch with 20 people? The groups were super loud and obnoxious (just love it when grown men give complicated choreographed high fives to each other every 15 seconds and feel the need to clap loudly every time they laugh) and forced the service to be slow. Our server was totally decent considering the gigantic loud ass table that she also had to deal with. The bloody mary's were pretty good and only $6 and the breakfast burrito was just okay. The chicken and waffles were awesome. I would definitely come back for those, but only if I knew I wouldn't have to deal with a cluster situation.
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Suzanne P.

YUM! I was going to say in this review that the way to my heart is through chilaquiles, but really, it's through salsa verde. You should always opt for the sub of slow roasted pork with salsa verde because who wants bacon with your chilaquiles? I also was craving grapefruit juice (random) and their juice hit the spot. Didn't have their coffee (I BYO-D from Starbucks, shame) but it smelled delicious and they had a spicy hot chocolate that I would have definitely taken part in. My fiance got what I call Boring Breakfast - you know the dish. Eggs your way, hashbrowns, choice of meat, toast. ZZZZZZZZ. He's usually way more adventurous, but he wanted something basic and said it was great. I didn't have room for any of that nonsense, though. I was on a chilaquile mission and that mission was verily accomplished. Cute atmosphere, super nice people, adorable patio.
(5)
Michael V.

Went to Kitsch'n on Roscoe with two others for brunch on Sunday around 11:45 am. We just beat the rush as there must have been 10-12 people that piled in shortly there after (it's a pretty small place). Definitely take a look around at the decor when you go; it's one of the more eclectic diners I've ever seen! I ordered the BBQ chicken omelette while my friends got the "phat jacks" and the chicken and waffles. Everything is solid! Portion sizes are pretty good but smaller than other diners. Nothing about the food really stood out to me hence the 3 star rating. Service was really good however and the food came out fast. Not the place for a gourmet brunch but if you're looking for something quick and easy this is a good place to hit up!
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Matthew W.

I arrived for brunch on a Sunday with the boyfriend, who recommended the place for its amazing food. Unfortunately for me, Kitch'n was oversold. There wasn't a wait, and we were seated somewhat promptly, but I felt as though the waitress pressed us for our order, and I tend to make poor food selections when rushed. My meal began with a warm mimosa; the perfect compliment to those warm, pre-Summer days. The drink was both forgettable and regrettable. I then ordered the Carnitas Tacos, which were bland, small in number, and just disappointing. Two flour tortillas with a dollop of pork and a greasy side of those same tortillas, only deep-fried: $9.99. Doing the math, my Kitsch'n experience just didn't add up to a good value or a decent meal, for that matter. I'd like to say I'd give it another try, but there are plenty of other reviewers here who have done so and came away further convinced of the level of disappointment contained within. Never the same fool twice.
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Maegin C.

Decent breakfast food and a cute outdoorish patio. Nice for a cheap brunch/breakfast and free parking outside.
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Fletcher B.

Went for the first time Had high hopes based on review Got the chicken and waffles to go Super disappointed for $14. Two small waffles One tiny piece of chicken Weak
(1)
Kendrick W.

Tucked away in Roscoe Village, this place was a recent and pleasant discovery. A friend invited me for brunch and I loved it. The decor is cute and homey. The service was fast and courteous. The food was great. I had the green eggs and ham and it was amazing. I'll be back again and again.
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Cynthia R.

Walked into this place and really dug the vibe. The piped music was reggae and soul...we were feeling it. We were greeted right away and led to a table on the covered, heated patio. Nice touch. We liked the shabby, nostalgic, hipster feel of the place, and the service was pretty good as well. The food was pretty good...I had the bbq chicken omelette and the hubs had...hmmmm, I don't even remember, but it was tasty. I guess had it been rock star amazing, I would have remembered it. I'd like to have given this 3.5 stars, but since that's not an option, 3 will do. Cool lil neighborhood spot.
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Mel Q.

Everything I've gotten here tastes like it's been reheated. The menu isn't very big. I've gone here for breakfast/lunch/brunch and I'm not impressed. I think I forgot why I didn't like the place so I'd give it another shot...this last time will definitely be my last.
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Karolina T.

Local eclectic spot in Roscoe. We went on Saturday and were surpirsed how many people were there. The place was actually really big in the back, they have a heated closed off patio. Service was pretty quick and friendly. We ordered from the brunch menu. Food was nothing special.
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Anne M.

Kitsch'n is full of a variety of quirky kitsch - get it? This is a fun, casual spot to grab brunch in the mornings, or tacos in the evening. The past two times we have ventured to Kitsch'n, the outdoor back patio was reserved for private events, so unfortunately we couldn't sit out back in the lovely warm weather. We sat out front in their other outdoor seating area which was still nice. We ordered an assortment of tacos and some drinks, and started with the chips and guac (also served with comp black bean dip). The tacos were great - we tried the beef, chicken, and fish (the fish were my favorite, served with a mango salsa). I also tried the house margarita which was very tasty and not too sweet.
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Alonzo S.

I have been here several times, and have yet to be disappointed. The service has always been friendly and fast, the food has always been quite good, and the mimosas might be one of my fave mimosas around (it's the orange juice!). Also, as a vegetarian, I have many options to choose from (that actually taste phenomenal). Love bringing my out of town visitors here for brunch, because most places don't offer a week day brunch option.
(4)
Michael U.

Items Selected: Bottomless Coffee from Intelligentsia Fried Chicken and Waffles - Two Pieces of Belgian Waffle, Golden Chicken Thighs, Mixed Fruit, Jalapeno Butter, Fried Egg Coconut Crusted French Toast - Shredded Coconut Crusted Brioche, Fresh Pineapple and Strawberries, Raspberry Sauce Kitsch'n Twinkie Tiramisu Forever a member of my 'places to visit' during several trips to the Windy City it was finally on Friday that I decided to stop by Kitsch'n on Roscoe, my sister and her fiancÃ© opting to sleep in on the day before their wedding while I went for an early morning run followed by a two-mile walk to a restaurant that more than lived up to its name. Truly a space that is best seen to be understood with a menu of items both standard and unique it was just after the 8:30am opening that I approached the deceptively sizable space and entering through unlocked doors I immediately became confused, the quirky dÃ©cor with bedazzled album covers and Tony the Tiger smiling back as The Four Tops played overhead, but not a human to be seen behind the counter or in the kitchen beyond. Deciding to investigate further only after shouting "hello" it was onward to the back room that I progressed and again finding the space empty I was admittedly startled when a small woman emerged from the storeroom, the look on her face likely similar to mine as we both laughed at the circumstances - the cooks arriving a bit later than usual and thus requiring her to start the stoves and gather items to begin service. At this point more than a bit amused it would be mere moments before I found a seat and with the first of several cups of Intelligentsia's House Blend poured into a bottomless cup a three-part order was placed - the opening duo arriving in expedited fashion from a kitchen who needlessly apologized more than once. Admittedly a bit more expensive than one would expect for food that could best be described as 'fun' it was with the restaurant's signature chicken and waffles that I began and although the bird itself was a bit underwhelming the waffle and butter did an admirable job of steering the ship, though a mere half of the crunchy, golden disc seemed chintzy at best. Improving with subsequent plates my attention soon turned to buttery brioche tossed in shreds of soft coconut and while pineapple could have stood to be sweeter the raspberry syrup helped, an overall lightness to the dish proving a stark contrast to dessert - a pair of America's favorite snack cakes infused with coffee and cocoa amidst a sea of whipped ricotta that tastes far more refined than the concept would seem.
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Katie F.

Very tasty food and eclectic atmosphere. The chicken tortilla soup is delish. Salads are very fresh and they offer large portions, so make sure you come hungry.
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Kate G.

This is my favorite brunch restaurant in the city hands down! While it is slightly pricey, the food is so good it is worth the splurge. I've tried their Huevos Locos, the Candied Bacon Brunch BLT, the Breakfast Tacos and the Kitsch'n Chilaquiles, all were delicious and creative recipes packed full of flavor. Make sure to have a mimosa! They are also very family friendly, my 5 year old son likes to come here too. They serve the kids meal in a vintage lunch box and they get a toy, which he loves. The decor is also really fun and colorful, full all kinds of retro goodies. Sit on the patio in the summer if you can get a spot, it's great for people watching and pet friendly.
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Ben N.

To read some of these reviews, you get the impression that Kitsch'n on Roscoe--seriously, a pretty terrible name for a restaurant--has been resting on its many laurels for a long stretch--if having folks like Rachael Ray blurb about your restaurant counts as a "laurel." And for a joint that markets itself as a monument to kitsch, Kitsch'n's collection of '70s and '80s flotsam is really kind of weak and uninspiring; I'm confident that there are garage sales that have more impressive galleries of this kind of stuff merely by accident. But the restaurant is right on the main drag of Roscoe Village with pleasant views of the street--good for watching the parade of yuppie babies and dogs--and the front room feels spacious and comfortable given if it's actually pretty small. And where Kitsch'n got high marks on the morning we were there was on food and service, which is really what counts. We're not really brunch fans--not really into the whole eggs and breakfast dessert for lunch deal--but at breakfast time Kitsch'n seems to offer a wide range of appealing choices. If my "Borracho Breakfast Burrito" wasn't the best or most original I've ever had, it attained more depth of flavor than many (and not really sure what "Danish" hashbrowns are, but they were rosemary-heavy and good, too), and my wife was very pleased with her "Green Eggs & Ham," i.e., with pesto. Special nod to our server, who I think was named Liz: We came up for a long weekend in Chicago with my developmentally-disabled brother-in-law, who isn't always the easiest to deal with when confronted with a menu like Kitsch'n's, which is rather long and unconventional. He just wanted plain pancakes and sausage, which really isn't offered as a menu item. She was especially helpful in putting together an order for him and handled him with genuine good humor throughout the meal. Portions are very generous, but the prices still might be a notch high.
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Sarah I.

Funky decor. I like it. Friendly staff. Good coffee. Go with the coconut french toast! I had the chicken and waffles. Bleh, I've had way better. I am looking forward to trying other things on the menu.
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Shellie H.

The Lobster Mac 'n Cheese is heavenly. The best I have ever had. Service is great, prices are reasonable and everything on the menu is amazing.
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Clements J.

We got the tacos and the burrito. The burrito was pretty good - nothing special. My companion didn't think the tacos were anything to write home about. There are no bottomless mimosas here anymore, which was a disappointment. In fact, we discussed this with the server, and she suggested the 'deluxe mimosa' instead. I've never seen a smaller mimosa. I thought it was a joke. The bloody mary was good. Not going to try again.
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Romana Y.

Green eggs and ham, no thanks, said Sam. Chicken and waffles with a spicy bloody Mary? The mixture of scents was awful, purged Sammy. First time here was because of the Food Network hype. That was a mistake. All of the dishes were off... as in, indecent. Second time here was on a whim with friends. Wish that spontaneous whim encouraged us to continue strolling. The service, energy, and crowd has, both times, been great. As for the food, well, now we can confirm.
(2)
K G.

Very good. Loved the coconut french toast. Perfect amount of sweetness and portion size.
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Ashlee S.

Went on a busy Saturday morning about 10:30am. No wait, a few tables were open in the main dining room in front but hadn't been bussed so the hostess showed us to a seat in the back, enclosed outdoor area. It was a bit cold and we kept our jackets on through the duration of the meal, but I'm guessing it was due to the first cold day of the year, so they hadn't kicked on the heat yet. No big deal. I was drawn to the place because I'm a vegetarian and they boasted a decent vegetarian menu. Not so much. Their main popular dish had eggs & bacon but said it was able to be changed to cater to a vegetarian. I asked the waitress how - she said they'd take out the bacon. Nah. Went with the breakfast tacos, minus egg, add avocado ($1.50.) Received two flour tortillas, each with a thin slice of avocado and some red sauce and a bit of sour cream. The dish came with a cornbread hashbrown side, which was decent, but at the entire plate costing just under $10, definitely was not worth it. The person I was with had green eggs & ham with hashbrowns. It appeared to be an egg scramble with bits of ham in it. He said it was ok. His totaled a tad over $10. I think the important thing here is to note that the place might be good for ovo-lacto vegetarians who consume eggs & dairy, but they shouldn't really boast a large vegetarian brunch menu because plenty of us don't eat eggs. In short: seemed promising but food fell a little short for the price. 3 stars because service was good for the business and the place had a homey feel to it.
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Lakin S.

I had the Chilaquiles and they tasted fantastic! It was the first time I've had Chilaquiles with red salsa in a long while & I thought it was great. The only thing I would change with the dish is I would prefer to have the bacon (and more than 2 slices!) chopped/mixed into it. Otherwise, it was a good choice. I added avocado to it also & that made it even better! Although, Californians like avocado on everything. I plan to come visit here again!
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Steve L.

The good. Place was indeed as kitschy as the name implied. Food was tasty. The bad. The place reeked of mildew, and they placed the empty water glasses on the surface of the table with the rim of the glass facing down. Given how unsanitary the rags that wipe each table might be, if they're even wiped, it was a BIG gross-out and restaurant no-no. I wound up eating outside because of the mildew smell, but if my friend didn't have her heart on going there, I would have just left before ordering my food. We both had their Spicy Crazy Eggs, also known as Huevos Locos. The egg were, as I said, tasty, but it still bothered me that my meal was made in an environment that smelled like mildew. My friend said it was better 10 years ago. I've been there. I've done that. There are other places to try.
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Mike D.

Kitsch'n On Roscoe is a solid, family owned diner atmosphere for brunch. It definitely met my expectations. They have a solid selection of unique diner options which are all reasonably prices with healthy portion sizes. My friends and I sauntered in here on a Sunday morning, sat in the well-heated patio in the back, ordered: -The burrito borracho -The Southwest BBQ chicken omelette -Biscuits and gravy -Logger's Eggs (not sure what the official name of that dish was) The coffee was good too, which is a must for a good diner. Our server was very nice, and also automatically divided up our check, which was a big help. I highly reccommend checking out Kitsch'n On Roscoe if you live nearby and are looking for a good brunch meal with a relaxed atmosphere!
(4)
Charlotte F.

A friend and I had brunch here in October 2013, and overall it was a good experience. I had the Huevos Locos and they were quite tasty, though not as "crazy" as the name suggests. Compared to other Mexican (or the TexMex I am used to), they were actually a bit bland. My friend ordered a mimosa and did not realize there were 2 different sizes. The waitress assumed she wanted the larger size, and we did not realize there were 2 sizes until the bill came. As far as the service, it was apparently an off-day for some, as one of the servers did not show up and the others were covering for her. So, after about 45 minutes of waiting, our server came back and apologized and told us that amidst the confusion, she'd also forgotten to place our order. She had to come back and ask us what we ordered because she hadn't written it down. We got our meal 50% off after that. I would go back to try it again because the server was very apologetic, and I imagine that is a really rare event. Based on my dish- tasty but bland- I'd venture to try a number of other items.
(3)
Phoebe C.

Kitsch'n is my favorite place to nurse a hangover in Roscoe Village. Get the green eggs and ham... Or their breakfast burrito (but order it with pulled pork)! Even when they're completely full, service hasn't suffered, in our experience.
(5)
Andrew d.

Eggs in basket awesome.
(5)
Neil O.

I really like this place for brunch/lunch. While so many places on Southport corridor have 1.5hr wait times for brunch, at Kitsch'n we got seated right away. Brunch menu mixes it up a bit, we got breakfast tacos (divine) and tuna melt (a little bit greasy but good hangover food!). Wish they did cappuccinos, just straight coffee. Nice outdoor space for warmer weather. Prefer seating out back than infront of store
(4)
Chewbacka R.

I'll give 2 stars strictly because it's a good location and they are kid friendly. However, the food is terrible. I've been several times, as it is convenient when in that hood, and I've never enjoyed. Went again today hoping it would have gotten better and I believe it actually got worse! My husband ordered the basil pesto omelet and said it had zero flavor and it was watery. I ordered the eggs in a basket and it was just plain old disgusting. How do you mess up eggs in a basket? The bread tasted like it was cooked on a dirty griddle and the eggs were undercooked. And the hashbrowns!! They taste like they've been double deep fried with giant sprigs of to rosemary. Again, great location but terrible terrible food. It's really too bad.
(2)
Jill O.

A local diner feel and some creative items on the menu. I loved the hashbrowns...skinny and crispy, and I had a BLT with an egg on it that was delicious and creative.
(4)
Kathleen C.

I have really really really tried to like this spot and I just can't. I've now visited numerous times for breakfast and lunch and have been disappointed each time (note - I had eaten at the other location even more and I think they had a better menu which never seemed to fully cross over to this spot).... Anyway, everything I've eaten here has managed to be bland or just weird. I've tried sandwiches which were ok, but overly boring and not worth the calories. Also, on my most recent visit, I had the breakfast burrito. I love breakfast burritos and usually eat them any time I can find them. This one was so lackluster. It didn't taste like much, but what it did taste like was zucchini...zucchini? What an odd addition for breakfast and one that I did not enjoy. It may have been listed on the menu, and if so, I must have glanced over it since zucchini in my book does not belong in a breakfast item. The coffee is usually good, so I have to say that this is about the only redeeming quality in the meals that I've had (oh, and the bloody marys...very weak according to my friends - I didn't actually try one...though for $5, I suppose that's to be expected...the mimosa was tasty).
(2)
Katie S.

This place is great for brunch. The Chilaquiles are awesome. So much flavor. Add the avocado- it's worth the extra $1.50. The freshness really adds to the savory and the spice. In the summer, it's a great place to sit outside on the patio. Roscoe Village mornings are really nice. Here's my thing- they have so much booze. But they're hardly open for dinner. Maybe that's just a summer thing? I'm not sure. That part just confuses me. P.s. I went this morning and there was a magic 8-ball on our table. That was fun
(4)
Kathy T.

I ordered chicken and waffle for pickup from here. I'm not usually the person that complains. This is honestly the worst chicken and waffle I've ever had! The chicken tasted so plain. I could have gone to the store brought a piece of chicken breast and box of Shake & Bake it would have tasted better. The portions are relatively smaller than I thought. At least they give you fruit, can't go wrong there.
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Rits M.

Went here with mum with a groupon. The place itself is interesting, I thought I was walking into someones house. The outside area seems to be for quick bites, but there are 2 big rooms behind, one being outdoor and that would be really fun in the summer. I have to say though, that I was here during winter and it was WARM. Lots of wood, multi coloured steel chairs and tables and a tiki lounge. They also have some board games to pass the time, it really does feel like you are in someone's house. Liked the little bright multi-coloured lights as well. Staff was great through the course of our meal, even changing my order when I changed my mind. (hey, my mind is a delicate piece of machinery!) We had the pesto omlette and the southwestern bbq chicken omlette. I chose not to get the BBQ sauce on top and was glad I did, since I didn't really like the sweetness of the sauce. The omlette, however, was outstanding, I am eating it for breakfast again today. They come with hash browns and texas toast too, I can assure you you wont go hungry of you come here. The mimosa I had was nothing to write home about, but mum's mai-tai was amazing. I will come back in the summer and enjoy the patio more.
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Steven M.

This is a cool neighborhood breakfast and brunch venue. The vibe is very cute and homey. This is my second time here and I've ordered the green eggs and ham as well as the breakfast burrito. The servers are very friendly and the food is delicious. Try to sit in the back patio if you can. The green eggs and ham are a must try!
(4)
L B.

Fantastic place! Came her for the New Years Day Pajama Brunch. (Gosh, what a great idea.) The bloody's really helped nurse the hangover. The food was to-die-for! I got the hangover burrito, but I kept leaning over and eating my boyfriends Mac & Cheese. Sooo good! I never knew this place existed, but was pleasantly surprised by it's comfort and odd decor. Definitely will be coming back!!! Bonus: They have good coffee!
(4)
Anthony B.

I really liked the breakfast tacos. The ingredients were very fresh and the portions were perfect for a brunch. The Bloody Mary was pretty average but my girlfriend said the mimosa was great. Overall, both the food and the ambience are unique and comforting.
(4)
Marissa D.

This place is such a great neighborhood hang out. I only wish I still worked and or lived in the area. I come about once a month now, and when I bring my parents they go bananas for the Kitsch'n Chilaquiles - A spicy mix of eggs, fried tortillas, smoky chipotle salsa and pepper- jack cheese; served with apple wood smoked bacon and Texas toast!! And if you have been drinking or did last night its the ultimate hangover cure :-D
(5)
Lauren H.

Mmmkay, ordered from GrubHub a Southern Fried Chicken Club. Over an hour and a half later recieved some iced cold curly fries and sandwich from a delivery driver who had his phone glued to his ear. I called the restaurant, told them the issue, and while two different people (including the manager) told me that they have no control over the order in which the deliveries occur (I'm thinking you kinda do), I was nevertheless offered a resolution. The manager offered me 50% off my order or to redo the order. Since I was hungry and at work I opted for the meal do-over. The sandwich was good with all components eaten together, very fresh and good quality ingredients. Really liked the batter on the boneless thigh but could of used a little salt and pepper. Good customer service may order again.
(3)
Sam M.

I rarely find a meal that impresses me, but last night Kitsch'n in Roscoe really hit on the "wow-factor". I'm a GrubHub addict, nearing my 1000th order this year. I liked this restaurant so much, I'm leaving a yelp review instead of on the Hub. First off, the coffee is great. I'm a French press/clover fiend, this intelligentsia coffee is brewed well. The Chicken Thigh Sandwich is dangerously delicious. The meat is fried flat and the bacon is crispy and crunchy. The waffle fires are closer to a potato chip, but damn do they compliment the sandwich. I ordered the tiramisu also, which I was thoroughly surprised by. Instead of the boring old regular tiramisu, which tastes like old people, Kitsch'n did something fresh and marvelous, with a strawberry base instead of cocoa. The proportions are huge, the price tag mild to steep, and the afterglow wonderful feeling of giving yourself a good meal lasts through the next day. Bravo, Kitsch'n
(5)
Amy H.

It pains me to rate this place so low because I had high hopes when I saw how cute and well, kitchy, it was. Our server was kind and attentive. However, the food was unimpressive- nothing tasted very fresh-like it had all been prepared that morning and we were eating it several hours later. I believe I was also over-charged, which sucks, and I should have spoken up. $15 dollars for breakfast tacos? $11.99 plus $3 for pulled pork (oh, and i got about a teaspoon of pork on each of the two tacos). Being overcharged left a bad taste in my mouth, but so did the super boring tacos.
(2)
Brad E.

No idea if this place is actually any good because the food we ordered never showed up. They blame the delivery guy and said someone else got my food and it will be remade and delivered in 15 minutes. Over an hour later and there's still no food. I called them back and they actually said "I don't know what to tell you". Really, how about you cancel the order and give me a refund? The best food in the world doesn't do you any good if it never shows up. Stay away if you know what's good for you.
(1)
Dan G.

Awesome patio in the back. Best part of our experience. You would get an extra star for this alone but the service part took it back with a negative star. :( Food- 2 stars- breakfast food that doesn't stand out. Came out cold. Chorizo that tasted like ground beef. I was hungry after a long day and night so just ate it. Coffee was good. Service - negative star- I think we had a server. I am pretty sure someone seated us. Got us one cup of coffee. Then seemed to forget we were there. It was fun trying to flag down the other servers to ask where "ours" went as well as watching other tables sat after us receive refills on drinks and food before us. I Needed water and coffee badly that day and would have tipped well if we would have been so kindly obliged. This I suspect was also probably the source of our cold food that seemed to take a year ( or 45 mins - but seriously it's breakfast food) to get. A couple drink refills would have been great in that waiting period. Trendy neighborhood and prices should equal a much better experience.
(2)
Shannyn A.

The huevos locos were really good. We sat down for a coffee, PBR and some good breakfast. The location was really cute- very, as the name describes, kitschy. You'll see cute retro items lining the walls, a giant Tony the Tiger and vintage vinyl record albums covered in glitter. Good food, a little cramped but worth it for brunch when you don't want to make brunch into a four hour wait all day affair.
(4)
Sage P.

Are dutch hash browns supposed to be completely crispy? I paid way too much for a okay breakfast at Kitsch'n. I will say that the $5 freshly squeezed orange juice was delicious. I should explain that I ordered my food for delivery. Maybe the experience would have been better if I had actually been there. It certainly would have been hot. It was curious that the food was cold upon arrival because the delivery man gave me false hope by delivering it in record time. The best thing about the breakfast was the toast. I suppose the bacon was pretty good as well, but it's pretty hard to mess up bacon.
(2)
Maria G.

Not diggin this Kitsch'n. I really want to give it 2.5 but... I ordered the Green Eggs & Ham (as seen on Raechel Ray it boasted on the menu). It said it had pesto, spinach and diced ham and the like. It was totally flavorless and the ham was yucky phony ham. My breakfast mate ordered the famous chicken and waffles and that was just plain bad. It was like a frozen boneless chicken breast with some breading. The waffles were tasty but you only get a half a waffle. The chicken was totally flavorless as well and makes me wonder if they got any salt in the kitchen. I don't think I'll be back here because the food was just not good. Sooorrryyy!!!!
(2)
Natalia K.

I came here twice on two different groupons and both times my experience was a pleasant one- nothing outstanding- but way better than just ok. Service was super nice. The diet "cola" isn't so good. I guess I love my diet coke way too much. The first time I went with sweet and had the loaded phat-jacks, which were phat, but not all that loaded. I definitely had to load them some more with some syrup, because there wasn't enough sauce. I have a major sweet-tooth though, so others may find them loaded enough. Had a side of sausage too, which was sliced, and good, though a little dry. With syrup though, it was much better. Second time I had savory and tried the green eggs n' ham. Yum. Seriously cleaned my plate, except for the onions that come with the potatoes. But yeah, the greeniness in the eggs is a perfect combination with a generous amount of ham. I'm glad I tried both sides of this place with the groupons. I'm moving from this area soon and don't know if I'd make the trip all the way north to come back, but if someone else suggests it, I wouldn't be mad at them.
(4)
Jessica L.

Second time I've been here and will definitely be back for more! The Bloody Mary is one of the best I've had in the city. Lots of flavor but not overly spicy. This time I got the Coconut Crusted French Toast - to die for. The raspberry sauce on the side is sooo good, could easily use two sides. The French Toast itself is almost doughy it's so soft, but the coconut crust gives it a sweet crunch. I also ordered a side of hash browns to share - the rosemary leaves in these really did it for me, so much flavor! Service was great too. Got two meals and a side for under $35. Restaurant size is a little small, so make sure to come early because this place is always full! Great for people of all ages.
(5)
Roberta P.

Great place! Very fun hipster atmosphere. Food is unique and tastes very fresh. Loved the kitschn chilaquiles.the hashbrowns are super thin and stringy which most of my friends didn't like too much but other than that it was good!
(4)
Haley R.

Friendly staff, plenty of cool decor to look at, absolutely delicious chipotle bloody mary. Try the breakfast tacos they blew mind!
(5)
Christy L.

A cutesy little restaurant in Roscoe Village with mediocre food. I ordered the Chilaquiles and they weren't very good. Perhaps I shouldn't have tested a Mexican dish at a non-Mexican restaurant. Service was hurried and then slow...
(2)
Patty T.

This place is overrated. The food is bland, the service is bad, and it's overpriced. The only redeeming quality is that they serve intelligentsia coffee. I came here on a Sunday for brunch, hoping that this little spot in Roscoe village would be a nice start to the day. Unfortunately, it wasn't. My waitress, Nikki, assured me that the breakfast burrito didn't come w/mushrooms, - and when it finally arrive, low and behold - there were a plethora in my meal. When I politely told her that she was wrong (and that I'm allergic so can't eat the entire meal) she looked at my like I was annoying her - and apathetically offered to put in a different order - which took an insanely long time to come out. When it finally did, it was very average tasting. Long story short - there are plenty of brunch spots to take your $$ to in the city. This definitely isn't one of them. You can find much better food, service, and ambiance elsewhere.
(2)
Bill M.

It took me a long time to get to this place because it's right next to one of my all-time favorite brunch spots - Orange on Roscoe. And in fact, the only reason I wound up here is because Orange was super-crowded one Sunday morning. I had the chicken and waffles, which were delicious. The waffle was the perfect combination of crunchy exterior and soft, fluffy interior. The chicken was crispy and not at all greasy, as well as perfectly tender. Atmosphere was very cheerful and friendly. Pretty good. A couple quibbles. Nothing that would prevent me from going back, mind you, but things to note. First off, the waitress taking care of me was a little slow. To be fair, the place was pretty busy, but it still seemed like she was having an off day (she was, however, very friendly). The other quibble is that the coffee was weak. Other than those two little things, well done.
(4)
Jen M.

The food is delicious, albeit a bit pricey. It's a great place to bring visitors and tourists.
(5)
Christina G.

I came back here on a random Sunday morning when we didn't feel like making ourselves breakfast. It was one of the first nice days of the year, so we decided to bring our dog and sit outside on the patio. Service was wonderful, and I was surprised at how welcoming they were to my pup. Many of the shops/restaurants on Roscoe are accommodating, but they definitely went out of their way here to make sure my dog had water. I ordered the Huevos Locos and it did not disappoint. I created my own little tacos from the egg scramble and mango salsa on the plate. Plus, they packed on the potatoes, so I didn't stand a chance of finishing this tasty meal. I also topped my meal off with a mimosa, which at $4, I found pretty reasonable. It wasn't busy when we got there around 9am, but it was pretty crowded and had a wait when we left. The place is pretty big, but if you want to score outside dining on a nice day, go early or be prepared to wait. We will most certainly be back!
(4)
Erica L.

Tried Saturday brunch here with the hubby a few weeks ago. The weather was nice and both the outdoor and indoor seating was crowded. We were seated pretty quickly. I really liked the retro decor and awesome retro music playing in the background, which was just the right volume and not distracting. It was easy to pass the time looking at all the cool posters, signed, and photos decorating the walls. Service was friendly and prompt. Hubby ordered the Fried Chicken & Waffles w/ coffee while I ordered the Green Eggs n' Ham..Sam and a purple haze lemonade. The omelet was delicious. The fried chicken was so-so and the waffles could have been more crispy. Incidentally, hubby thought his dish was better. Oh, and they host parties - they had a midnight gourmet doughnut party a few Friday's ago.
(3)
Kelly C.

My friends and I were at Retro on Roscoe and stopped in for some cocktails on their patio and had a great time. The drinks were delicious and to top it off the manager (I think) gave us fantastic black bean dip and chips. I have no idea if this is what they typically do but we loved it and he gave us a refill when we were getting empty. When I'm back in Chicago I'll definitely stop by!
(5)
Pat M.

I've web here a couple times now and the food is always great. This trip had the chicken and waffles with a spicy bloody mary. My sister in law had the green eggs and ham. Quick and friendly service. Food was exactly as we ordered and came out quickly. Plenty of good flavor to be had here. Serving size is more than ample. If you have a minute to sit and enjoy a good meal at a reasonable price, I highly recommend Kitsch'n
(4)
Jennifer R.

Wow, I can't believe I have lived in walking distance of this place for a year now and only have experienced the full deliciousness of it as of this week. I met a couple friends here for a late Sunday brunch and we instantly loved the cute atmosphere. The place looks pretty small from the front, but has a larger room in the back and a patio. I order the bbq chicken omelet and it was perfect! So often omelets are massive and greasy lumps, but this one was light and fluffy with a perfect ration of egg to other ingredients. Also, the roasted sweet potatoes on the side and coffee were tasty too. My friend from out-of-town got the chicken and waffles and already wants to go back when she visits again.
(5)
Chelsea S.

I think it's the best breakfast around the area. The biggest down fall is make sure you aren't super hungry going in because there is always a wait. I wouldn't recommend it for the other meals, just breakfast. It's a small place so be prepared to squeeze in!
(4)
Jen G.

Great Chilaquiles and Bloody Mary's! A go-to spot for me when I visit my best friend, who lives in the neighborhood.
(4)
Jessica B.

I came here with my family for Mother's Day brunch. The breakfast tacos, huevos locos and egg BLT were amazing! So good. The fresh squeezed orange juice was refreshing and the service was spectacular. Great location in RV as well. I'll be back!
(5)
Magen R.

I bought a Groupon for Kitsch'n and tried it out this past weekend with two girlfriends. It was fairly crowded but we were able to get a table as soon as all of us arrived. Much to our chagrin the back patio and the outdoor tables up front were all full but whatcha gonna do? I tried the Cochon sandwich which was a yummy confection of pulled pork, bacon and a mustard barbecue sauce on a delicious bun (it normally comes with ham but I opted not to have it on mine). I really enjoyed the sandwich but there was no where near enough barbecue sauce on it for me! I asked for a side of the sauce and was given a regular barbecue sauce instead of the mustard one that was on the sandwich. It was a good sandwich but could've been made great with more of the sauce. I had it with the curly fries and they were hot, crispy and delicious. One of my dining companions ordered chili and the other ordered a burger with a side salad. Both enjoyed their meals and had no complaints but they felt they were nothing special. The ambiance is unique and vibrant at Kitsch'n with it's vintage decor. The service was fine but nothing special. You may wonder why I am only giving Kitsch'n 3 stars when I have no real complaints. The answer is that while their brunch is good it's not great. Chicago has tons and tons of brunch options and while this one was satisfactory there are definitely other better ones out there.
(3)
Ken F.

Kitsch: (according to Webster ):a tacky or lowbrow quality or condition teetering on the brink. Couldn't have named it more accurately! Crap food. Crape service. High prices. This joint is just like a greasy spoon of by-gone days, where you'd pay around $1.99 for a crummy breakfast on the road; and you weren't surprised about quality. Only difference is the average breakfast is more than $10. Eggs hard; not soft as ordered; coffee weak ($2.99) and waitress didn't come round for a refill; home fries tried hard to be different shoes string style-crap. Miserly portions; service was indifferent. Almost forgot. The half-hearted attempt to connect with 60's pop culture using crummy versions of original rock concert posters is way to obvious. Spend a couple bucks on eBay and buy some authentic ones. Only review I've posted...ever. Believe me. Avoid this dump. Unless you want to get Kitsched!
(1)
Elizabeth M.

Great little spot for brunch or lunch. The glammed-up record albums on the walls are a nice touch, along with the '50s formica tables and sidewalk seating with colorful exposed bulbs. My friend and I enjoyed the brunch special (bottomless Mimosas or Bloody Mary's and candied bacon for 2), plus we ordered the breakfast tacos as well. The spicy cornbread hash is yummy! I was really pleased with the bottomless drinks. Not gonna lie, I was expecting weak drinks in short glasses with sporadic refills. Nope, our Mimosas were served in pint glasses, and our super-nice server brought refills before we were even finished with the ones in front of us. And they kept coming. And coming. The couple next to us ordered Bloodies...also served in pint glasses with an impressive garnish and visible chunks of deliciousness floating around. If you love a Bloody as much as I do, you know what I'm talking about. Don't be discouraged if you walk in and can't find a table. There is a second dining room in the back, along with a back patio. The music was great, too. A nice variety of jams, including Hugo's old-timey version of "99 Problems." Everything about our experience was fabu, especially the service. Our waitress is my new lady-crush.
(4)
M W.

I'm really in love with the atmosphere at Kitch'n. There's an endless amount of stuff to look at. The brunch is pretty delicious, but my most recent experience at the dinner was a little underwhelming. I liked their nachos, but the tacos were kinda plain. My mom ate about two bites of her taco salad because she thought it was so bad. Next time, I'll stick to the brunch.
(3)
Phil D.

This is our favorite place in the city for brunch. We've gone over and over again. We are big weekend brunch people and have tried dozens of places throughout the city. Somehow we always end up back a Kitsch'n. The food is great, the drinks are even better. We've never had a bad experience and we've tried almost everything on the menu. Definitely stop in and give it a try.
(5)
Rachel G.

Wish this was a great neighborhood spot. Been here a few times and unfortunately found the food subpar. Last time, a few people at the table actually were not feeling well if you hours after. Probably will not return despite being so close to where we live.
(2)
Padma A.

went in for lunch with colleagues since we were in the neighborhood. I ordered the Kitsch'n Tuna Melt which was a big portion and the others did brunch items, coffee and dessert. Think its popular with the locals and staff seemed courteous with tattoos and dyed hair. I wouldn't travel all the way from downtown to eat there again.
(3)
Matthew D.

I was wrapping up my trip to Chicago and I returned to a small place I had dined at before when I used to live here. I was solo so I sat at bar. There were two employees hanging out at the counter, (it was early and the place had yet to pick up, which it did by the end of my meal). These two young ladies were a perfect fit for this place and their scrap book discussion, Etsy, Regresty (funny website posting bizarre Etsy items I learned) and general topics were great eavesdropping material. I drank three pots of coffee and order the Huevos Locos (Spicy Crazy Eggs) 10.99 3 eggs scrambled with spicy chorizo, habanero, mango-mojito salsa & pepper-jack cheese, served with warmed soft white corn tortillas, garnished with fresh fruit. I thought it was OK. The eggs were a little dry, they didn't overdue the chorizo, which is no small feat so kudos for that and the habanero had a beef to pick with me and won, stuff had a nice kick to it. The warn corn tortillas were a treat and helped the meal, but I feel like it needed something else. To Recap: The Good: The decor is the standard for kitsch and put a smile on my face. The staff is very helpful, cheerful and attentive, they deserve five stars, great group. The Bad: Bad is too strong, but there are some amazing places for breakfast in Chicago, if this were in Kansas it would be five stars, but in the Windy City the expectations are higher. I would come back, but it wouldn't be in mainstream rotation. The Band This Restaurant Most Resembles: Devo. Retro with their own side of funk.
(3)
Timi C.

This place is interesting. I had an omlet that had mango! Interesting! The tables and plates remind me a dining hall that has been open for many years. Clean the tables and get some new scratch-free plates!
(3)
Elizabeth V.

I am sorry to say that this once favorite spot has declined miserably! The service is slow and spotty and the food disappoints. On a recent visit, a "tofu scramble" contained chucks of cubed tofu and sad veggies. My dining companion ordered a Bloody Mary that she found undrinkable and her toast was like shoe leather. What a shame!
(1)
Rob C.

Gave this place the benefit of the doubt by returning,wish we hadn't. One of the staff was really rude, talking about us out loud rather than helping out - worst service I've had in Chicago. Food is ok but really greasy. Plenty of other breakfast options around that are far better.
(1)
Daniel G.

I walked into this cool nosh place and fell in love with its coziness and gemutlicheit. The two beautiful hostesses, Katie and Rachel, were totally awesome and sweet. I recommend the grilled cheese sandwich and the chilaquiles. They're only open till 3 so hurry up and enjoy the goodies.
(5)
Jonathan M.

I haven't been here since 07, so I thought I would give it another chance. Everything went smooth right up to the point when I received my food. I heard them telling people that they were closing the dinning room and we were already sitting in the dining room. They then proceeded to push all the chairs and table to one side of the room and mop while we sit in the middle of the dinning room. What a crappy thing to do. I'm done giving these guys chances. As a side note I can't tell you weather the food is any good because I didn't have the chance to enjoy it. I packed it up and It was mediocre by the time I got it home.
(1)
Matthew S.

Today was their "Wow" chili (with bacon and mangoes..yum) plus their Southwest salad with carnitas, roasted poblano peppers and house dressing. Just fantastic. My partner had the southwest omelet with roasted rosemary potatoes. We cleaned both of our plates. This place is a fun experience as its retro cool.
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Dave F.

I have mixed feelings about this place... I guess I am supposed to like it because it is in a trendyish neighborhood and everyone else thinks its great. I just don't feel it with this place. The food was average. I had Chicken and Waffles which was bland, the chicken was overcooked and you get half of waffle. When you think about it I got half a waffle and an overcooked chicken thigh for eleven dollars. My wife enjoyed most of what she got and I frankly can not remember what it was. We also got what they called a Kitsch'n Twinkie Tiramisu that was just bad. It was so chalky and flavorless. I actually felt bad when the server asked me how it was because I looked at her and just said "okay". I feel like she was genuinely disappointed that we didn't like it. The fresh strawberries were the best part of the dessert. The service was fine and polite. The staff kept our drinks full and our plates were cleared quickly. When we asked our check came promptly. I really don't have a gripe with the dÃ©cor or feel of the place. I think it should be cleaned more often. The parking can be rough because there is only street parking. All in all, it was just not my kind of place...
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Juliet L.

I love the quality of their food. Great bloody marys too. Yum!
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Meaghan L.

This is my first time getting food from what looks like a very good place. The food was disgusting, the delivery guy had us meet him outside, and they refused to give me a full refund. We had the chicken n waffles, biscuits n gravy, and green eggs n ham. After 2 bites it went in the trash. Something tasted off and trust, I'm not a picky eater. Never again!
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Molly R.

I live in Roscoe Village and went to Kitsch'n for the first time a few weeks ago. I was not impressed. The food is super bland, no flavor at all. All the food just tasted odd. Not sure how you can make chicken and waffles, breakfast potatoes, and even bacon taste bad...but they did. We took a few bites, and couldn't continue eating...we were starving and couldn't even eat it. Ended up going to Wendy's. Needless to say, not a fan!
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Donald S.

After reading the reviews of this place we were not expecting much but a place that served tofu and meat products as I'm a vegan and my girlfriend is not. We were very pleasantly surprised by the friendly and attentive service. The food was very good and our waitress gave us some very useful ideas on how to spend our day after realizing we were from out of town. Overall very good experience.
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Julia W.

We live very close by to Kitsch'n and have only eaten here a few times. We have had both their breakfast and their artisan taco dinner, just not lunch. Breakfast was delicious. I got an omelet and my husband got the hangover cure - cannot remember its exact name. Mine wasn't the best omelet I've ever had...but I ate all of it, if that tells you anything. My husband loved his meal - I do usually call him the human garbage disposal so it suited him well. As for the artisan taco dinner: tacos were delicious! Taco salad was a waste. It's basically bagged lettuce with barely any extra toppings and some crunched up tortilla chips - it wasn't what I was expecting, and definitely not worth ordering again. Service was OK - For breakfast: During one of our visits, there were plenty of tables, the kitchen was short staffed and behind. We asked if we could just sit and order when they felt we could. It didn't take long for her to take our order, and truly it didn't take long at all for our food to arrive. Which was a good thing. But we weren't offered refills - without asking - on coffee or water, which for be is always a negative. We probably will go back. But just wasn't as good as we anticipated (based on other recommendations.)
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Char Y.

We were here for a weekday brunch and we ordered famous chicken and waffle - ok, greasy boneless chicken chicken sandwich - ok, it's the same chicken as mine!!! coffee - intelligencia but watered down just ok lunch! could be better for $28!
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Zack R.

Kitsch'n was always one of our favorite breakfast places in Chicago. You can't go wrong with any of their dishes. But I highly highly recommend their chilaquiles and add the spicy pork. They'll serve it with an excellent salsa verde, but you really won't need it as the dish is juicy and spicy enough. Service is always so nice, and there's ample seating out back, or on the front sidewalk if the inside is crowded.
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Sony A.

WOOOOOOO!!!! Love this place!!!! I can't say enough. Chicken and waffles, YUM. Love the potatoes with red onions. I had a BBQ Chicken omelet. Tasty! :) I love that their menu has a variety of things you would typically never try, yet the combinations are amazing. The coffee is excellent, i'd say better than starbucks. They have their own coffee beans which we were told they sell 1lb bags during the holidays. Kid friendly, great location, attentive staff, outdoor seating and best of all great food. Definitely going back. :)
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Heidi R.

I was super excited to check this place out so I made a reservation for Mother's Day brunch. I never come out to Roscoe Village and I love the area and this place definitely is super cute and retro. We loved the dÃ©cor and the table decorations. I couldn't believe how small it was until the end of my meal when I walked to the back to use the restroom and saw how large the dining area is in back and they have the cutest outdoor patio. Super jealous, we would have loved to sit outside. Owell... So the food here was decent. I was expecting a larger menu as they advertise 2 brunch menus online. The options were slim and when I decided to get the crab cakes benedict I was super disappointed when the waitress said they were out of them... I got the green eggs and ham, my mom ordered the veggie/pesto omelet, my brother ordered the ham and cheese omelet and my other brother decided to go with his unoriginal order of eggs and he went with the coconut French toast. We split an order of bacon and biscuits and gravy. My brother had the bloody mary which was good and we all got a round of mimosa's. The drinks were tasty and we were super excited for our food. But when it came, we were kind of wondering where the rest of it was? My green eggs and ham came with potatoes and 1 piece of Texas toast. It said 3 eggs but looked like maybe 2... and my bro's order of French toast was tiny. Two pieces and about 3 berries for almost $10? Not really worth it. The food was tasty but the portions were tiny. I think we are definitely big eaters but if this is what you call a hangover brunch it isn't curing a hangover and is definitely not filling up our tummy's. My bro wanted to grab McDonalds breakfast on the way home! I don't know if I'd go back, the place was so cute and although the portions were small, the food was good. Green eggs and ham made with pesto was delicious!
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Thomas M.

Can't say it's was bad, and can't say it was good. Just stuck in the middle. Service was great, food was ok, but somewhat pricey for the portion size. Would I go back for breakfast, probably not.
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Jaf Y.

Went this morning with my two kids. The staff, especially server guy, was very kind and attentive. Food was very good. I ordered, and ate, green eggs and ham and coffee. Loved it. The basil pesto is very flavorful and though the potatoes were nothing like I expected, my son and I finished them with no problem. Kids ordered mini burgers and grilled cheese. I assume that both were good because both disappeared. I'd go back for sure.
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Sarah Beth B.

Astoundingly, I had not been to Kitschn since BEFORE YELP EXISTED. I know, mind-boggling. A friend and I popped in during a long walk on St. Patricks Day, and it proved to be an excellent place to hide from the drunken St Patty's masses (mostly. the parents fo the family next to us were WASTED, and their two little kids were wild as a result. Luckily, they left quickly). We sat outside and had a leisurely brunch-- burrito for me, green eggs and ham (minus the ham) for her. We were both super pleased. Laid back vibe, friedly and quick services, yummy food. About all you need for a good sunday brunch!
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He And She I.

We ended up here when the Ban Mi restaurant was full, and I'm glad we kept walking this far. It's kind of a funky, hipster place, with freshly made food, served with love.
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Anne H.

Sat outside on a nice day for brunch, so that was good, though the people next to us had their dog, and I am not a fan of dogs in my eating space. I had bacon, eggs and crispy hash browns, which were just fine. I was very excited that they had cinnamon toast on the menu. I love good cinnamon toast and figured if they had it on the menu it must be special. I was dreaming of toast with a buttery, crunchy cinnamon topping. Boy, was I wrong. I got a piece of toasted bread with a little bit of cinnamon and a little bit of powdered sugar dusted on top. That's it. No butter, even. I don't think you can even call that cinnamon toast. Boo for that, Kitsch'n!
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Audra C.

Wow... The mighty have fallen.... Husband and I haven't been here in AGES, and something has happened since we were there last. We came in and ordered our regular orders-- He got the chicken and waffles, I got the Chilaquiles. Chicken and waffles were now a overcooked breaded cutlet and dense chewy waffles. No longer were there luscious pieces of actual chicken and light and fluffy waffles. My chilaquiles were more tortilla than anything else. The sparse cheese was government-grade and the eggs were almost nonexistent. Both of us had bacon... instead of the thick-cut awesome bacon they had before, it was diner-grade bacon, and not in the good way. Greasy, small, and limp. It seems like they decided to cut corners somewhere, and it definitely showed. We won't be back. :(
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Diane G.

Mmm I wanted to like this place more than I did. The line at Victory's Banner was too long so we moseyed on over here. I really like the decor of the place---very eclectic and retro, and they have a back patio with a cute tiki hut bar. My coconut french toast was pretty good, but the service was what ruined it for me..our waitress came off as rude, passive aggressive, and was just overall inattentive. Another major gripe of my friends was that their so-called "hashbrowns" were really just house potatoes...not that house potatoes aren't delicious, but when you're expecting good 'ol shredded pieces of potato in the form of a fried patty, house potatoes just aren't gonna cut it. Apparently Danish hash browns are different, but they really should clarify that on the menu. Sorry Kitsch'n...I'll be on the flip side---at Victory's Banner!
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Annalea T.

I wouldn't waste your time on this place. I have had 3 bad experiences there... Two of them when it wasn't crowded at all. Food has been cold &toast tastes like it has been sitting out all day, last time I was there and ordered wheat toast, I received white, which I couldn't even take a bite out of because it was so old. I requested a new piece and had the exact same thing happen again! The meat they serve is not very good quality. I have had 2 different experiences where I ordered chicken in my eggs and it is grey and fatty, looks like it was frozen and poor cuts of the meat. The service is okay, the waitress I remember was sweet but forgetful.. She must have been new, but she only had me and one other man at the bar and she forgot both of our drinks and was just standing there... We both had to remind her. I have no idea why this place was on the Rachel ray show for a good pick to eat. Take the damen bus up to bucktown for an actual quality brunch. Do not waste your time paying much more than you for this gross, cold food!
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Steve H.

I used to come to this place often in the past when I lived nearby because I enjoyed the food and the old school atmospheric looks of the place. Meh, it's been on a steady decline though. The green eggs and ham, although still delicious is now ridiculously tiny. A kindergartener can mouth it down in three big bites. Decided to try their alcoholic coffee on their specials list which was new to me and I should've seriously reconsidered. I went with the good old standby of an Irish coffee thinking I'd get a traditional mixture of black hot coffee, Jameson's, crushed brown sugar topped off with a fluffy layer of cream... What is delivered to my table is a coffee mug filled with regular coffee and maybe a half of a shot of irish whiskey... all for $8. You have got to be kidding me! The service is a complete joke as we had to wait 30 min for someone to take our order, than another 30 min for someone else to refill our drinks, another 30 min for a different person to give us our bill and then the bus boy to hand us our change another 30 min thereafter. Talk about disorganized and the place was only half-filled!
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Amanda S.

Super yummy food! Awesome funky retro decore! Very nice and attentive staff! Aweoms outdoor patio's! A must go in Roscoe Village!
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Erin Z.

My brunch experience at Kitsch'n on Roscoe was fabulous! I split the special Mexican Eggs Benedict and the Crab Cake Eggs Benedict with my husband. The Mexican Eggs Benedict was like none other! The pumpkin mole sauce in place of the typical hollandaise was unreal. If I wouldn't have made a scene by doing so I would have licked the plate!!! The crab eggs benedict, accompanied by the habanero cornbread hash, was equally as tasty. The atmosphere is casual and inviting. The servers were attentive and kept the fresh coffee coming. I definitely would like to return and explore additional menu items!
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Yanyao N.

5 years ago, J used to live in Roscoe Village and we would eat at Kitsch'n pretty regularly - breakfast, lunch, brunch, dinner... we are pretty hungry people. I had always remembered it as being pretty good. A solid place where you can get some green eggs and ham, or meatloaf, and their curly fries were always great. Last night we stopped in and after we were sat, realized that this wasn't ordinary dinner. Apparently, now they close at 3pm and no longer serve dinner and we had accidentally walked into a pop-up dinner thrown once in a while to showcase their catering services. (Is it really a pop-up dinner if you do it in your own restaurant and serve catering food?) $25 for 3 courses - why not? It started out good. They brought us a plate of snacks - pistachios, cheese, salami, focaccia, and great pickles, followed by an "amuse" of watermelon gazpacho - far too large for an amuse, but I love cold soups. The actual 3-course part of the meal though? Not so great. 1st course was BBQ pulled pork sliders and curried chicken salad on toast points - so-so. It was the 2nd course that shocked me - J has the roasted veggie quesadillas and I had the fried chicken with slaw, corn on the cob, and biscuit. In what universe would I prefer a VEGGIE QUESADILLA over FRIED CHICKEN? Well, it happened here. It was a boneless chicken thigh with some not-so-great breading. My favorite thing on the plate was corn on the cob, and I still would have much rather had J's roasted veggie quesadillas (insanity!). Desserts (a mini pecan pie and lemon bar) were picked at - the crust on both was SO dense. The Champagne Paloma cocktail also disappointed. Very sad. Service was fine though - I'll give them that.
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Evan Thoreau H.

Want to get transported back to the good ol' days of the 1970s? Forget about that stupid ol' time machine and get on down to Kitsch'n! From the good peeps who brought us VOLO (and conveniently right across the street), Kitsch'n is an ode to the campy, the colorful and the delicious. In my opinion, this is one of the best brunch places in the city. Amazing chilaquiles, tasty Bloody Marys and a delightful patio out back where you can soak up the sun and try to remember what happened the night before. Note that the wait can get a bit long on weekend mornings, but just ramble down the Roscoe Street (a real charmer) while waiting for your table. Prices are reasonable, and if you can ever catch their once-in-a-while evening specials, you'll be transformed right back to your family dinners as a kid.
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Emily R.

They say they have "fried chicken and waffles" but don't come to Kitsch'n expecting to have luscious fried chicken and crunchy waffles smothered in gooey maple syrup. At Kitsch'n you get a bland, albeit healthier, piece of schnitzel, an unremarkable waffle and a side of ancho-chili honey that peters out well before delivering on the flavor slap-in-the face it's name portends and that your taste buds are longing. I really wanted to like the place. The decor is fun and funky, great for kids, but if I order "chicken and waffles" I am looking to indulge so, in that regard, Kitsch'n was a let-down.
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Jennifer M.

The first sign of trouble was when we sat down and looked over their menu: Kitsch'n replaced their Juevos Rancheros with Juevos Locos. By its description, bleh! I went for the Bayou Crab Cake Benedict. For $12.99, it's the most expensive breakfast item and an even bigger let down! The server informed me that they didn't have the Habanero cornbread hash the morning we dined there (Sat, Nov 19). She said she would substitute it with regular cornbread. I didn't get the mixed greens or cornbread or an English muffin or a discount for the chef's shortcomings on the order! Why pay full price when I'm missing half the entree? I didn't ask for a la carte; that's exactly what they served me. The coffee and water replenishment came once and I had to flag the dude down for it. Only good thing about this place is their throwback to the seventies decor with the exception of Leif Garrett's framed album cover hanging on a wall in the back room. It's distracting to have someone's photo, which looks like he pissed himself, in your line of sight. THANK GOD THERE'S AN ORANGE RESTAURANT 2 DOORS DOWN!
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Alexa H.

I was so hoping to love this place. It is less than a block from my house but the food and service here was so lackluster, I'm not sure I have any desire to go back ever. We ate outside even though it was threatening rain because I was hungry and the wait was long for an indoor table. I know outdoor tables can have slower service but this was beyond. Especially when I watched out food get delivered to another table, that had been there for much less time than we had. One of the dishes was correct and the other was not what the woman had ordered. She sent it back and the waitress apologized profusely. To that table. She did not apologize to us, and the dish that had been sent back (chicken & waffles) by the other table was delivered to us--cold. It wasn't a great version of chicken & waffles anyway--it was like shake & bake chicken on top of a mediocre waffle. My chilaquiles were at least hot, but they were uninspired. The Texas toast that accompanied it was missing an important part: it was not toasted. The check was slow, even as it started to rain with yet again, no apologies from our waitress.
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Mitchell A.

Maybe I am not ordering the right things. This place for being a hood classic is just ok. I think the country kitchen trendy thing they have been doing long before most have has been carrying them for a long time. Now the food is not bad by any means its just on the higher side of OK, I will for sure go back when it is convenient, but I am not going to pick them over the 3-5 other breakfast place within semi-reach. I just think their image is worth more then their food.
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Eilleen B.

Came here as purchased a groupon. Order the chicken and waffles. The waffles were over the done and so was the chicken. The waffles were like rocks. Picked at my food the whole time. Won't be comin back!
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Roxy H.

I'm a big review reader. I went to Kitsch'n based on the rave reviews given in Chicago Kids Magazine. It was hyped up to be a very kid friendly, fun place to eat with the shortees. The magazine was correct!! One of us, (Not me, him lol) is a little on the high maintenance side and didn't like the curb appeal. He didn't think it Looked very "kid friendly" either. Boy did he eat his words and everything on his plate! They served brunch for our tot in a cute Hello Kitty lunch box. She loved it! There was a Twinkie inside too but... The coffee was amazeballs! Intelligentsia. Thee best. Our plates were cleared. I had chicken and waffles. Average. Don't remember what the King had because he ate it too quickly. LMBO. Our daughter even made friends with another kiddie patron. She also got a cute little stuffed toy kitten. Awe. We will be back.
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Chicago T.

Stopped in for breakfast. I had the green eggs and ham my other half had eggs and bacon. Green eggs and ham were outstanding containing the right proportion of ham (I like plenty of meat). The bacon was very good. The Danish potatoes were ok, kind of bland. Texas toast was ok too. Their salsa sides were very good and so was the coffee.
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Delcie S.

Great atmosphere!! The grilled pineapple make the Carnitas tacos delicious. Well done. Service is extremely friendly
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Alyssa L.

the breakfast tacos here (& corn bread hash) are delicious! and you get a lot of food for the price, which is always a bonus.
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Lois A.

There were so many 4 star reviews on yelp that I expected a lot more. We were seated kind of wedged in between two tables of people so my husband was shoulder to back with the lady at the next table. It wasn't packed in there and this was even more annoying later on when I went to the bathroom and saw that there was a ton of seating in the back of the restaurant. The big complaint really is that the food wasn't good. The chicken sandwich I had tasted ok but I only ate half because it just seemed like a heart attack waiting to happen and why fill up on something that is just ok, not even good? My potatoes were listed on the menu as rosemary potatoes but I don't really know what they were. They looked like a greasy brown blob and they tasted like it. The crab benedict was only ok and the greens with it were just that...no seasoning, no dressing, just some lettuce sitting there.The hot sauce on our table looked nasty, like 500 people had used it before us and it had never been wiped down. I'd wanted to use it but one look at it and there was no way. And there was so much dirt in the bathroom corners that I really, really wished I hadn't used it. Our waitress was awesome and really friendly but there are just too many other places in this city to spend my money here again. When I think that I could have had brunch at Mexique for the same price I want to cry.
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Heather P.

I certainly enjoy the inventive menu to match the 70's inspired decor. Outside dining is a plus. I've been twice and both times have been a little less than impressed with the food. The first time I ordered a falafel; which was probably a poor choice anyways because this isn't the place to go for Middle Eastern food. On the other hand, my friend had the chicken and waffles and I was more jealous than I've ever been in my life. That was really good, although I felt a bit pricey. The second time I went was for brunch and I thought it would be fun to get The Green Eggs and Ham, but again it was a big let down. I'll give them one more chance because I really do like the atmosphere inside.
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Casey C.

I am giving 4 stars for 2 reasons: The Awesome atmosphere - its the best in the city for brunch. NO LIE The fried chicken and waffles. They are the best in the city (i see that some reviews disagree) but I am hoping there are no changes because this is why I keep coming back. The staff is a weird mix - some are great and some are terrible (really bad) - so it just depends on who you get. And you either will have a great experience or you will wait 15 minutes to get your coffee and have them turn in your order. I may have rated a little high, but i love the atmosphere and the chicken and waffles!
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Greg W.

WOW.....love this place! Keeping it simple when my stomach started growling when we entered due to the food smell it was a good sign. We sat in the back patio enjoying the sunshine, the waitress was honest on picks and choices, she was extremely attentive as well as a fun personality. The food and the varied combinations was impressive.....best of all delicious. My stomach was not disappointed at all!
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John H.

Open face tuna sandwich was recommended and good. Nice atmosphere and outdoor seating if you want. Family oriented with screaming babies included. Food is excellent and service is better. I give it four stars because they are great, but not different. Nothing screams out-- never had that before or tasted that before. This place is good eats and I will become a regular.
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Drea C.

This place is like eating at the Brady house. Which for me, was always a childhood dream! I ate at Kitsch'n during the summer months when the back patio was open. The patio was indeed in the very back of the joint, surrounded by a tall wooden fence. Definitley backyard fare!!! The food was good and I got a can of PBR for a buck which made me just about as happy as a clam!
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vivian h.

Another funky twist on breakfast. True to its name Kitschn serves up some funky breakfast treats. Love the Green Eggs and Ham, Chilaquiles, and Phat-Jacks to name a few. Don't forget a side of apple-maple-sage chicken sausage. Wash that down with a tasty bloody mary. ;) Then you can roll back home for a long nap. Be careful for the painfully long wait on weekends. Perhaps the Colt 45 w/Billy Dee Williams sign and other wacky 70s decor can occupy your time. If the weather is warm eat outside in the patio, otherwise you'll have to cram in the small dining area inside.
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Ed U.

Gawd, I hate puns. I'm no fan of retro decor. And Rachael Ray is not a culinary role model for me probably because of her chirpy, often misplaced enthusiasm and burgeoning media empire. Yet, inexplicably, through some voodoo power of Hitleresque mind manipulation, the combination of these three factors drew me to venture on a brisk forty-minute walk west on Roscoe from my hotel in Lakeview to try it. Color me naive. It's a compact place in front, though I noticed later that there is seating in the back and even an outdoor area. The decor is what you'd expect with a name like that. Lots of crapware everywhere. Episodes of "The Addams Family" and "The Munsters" play on a black-and-white set behind the counter. Naugahyde seats. Toasters used as napkin holders. Fiesta-ware for plates. Psychedelic wallpaper in the restroom. I get it. And I guess so did Ms. Ray who visited here on one of her "$40 a Day" shows on the Food Network. I believe she used her full artillery of catch phrases (like "Yum-O!" and "Oh my gravy!") when eating here, and in fact, the dish she ordered has a headline in the menu acknowledging her personal recommendation. Personal curiosity got the best of me, and I ordered her dish, the $7.95 "Green Eggs and Ham...Sam" (see my photo), which was scrambled eggs mixed with spinach pesto, chopped scallions and cubed ham. Because of the ham's high fat content, the concoction tasted kinda greasy to me. It came with what I call home fries, although I noticed Chicagoans routinely call them "hash browns". It came with a big hunk of Texas toast, which I haven't seen since, well, my childhood in Dallas when it came with a Sizzler's steak. I thought it was all OK but not worth the trek I took to come over. Not a Yum-O but not a Bum-O either. FOOD - 3 stars...a decent breakfast if rather greasy AMBIANCE - 3 stars...like a thrift store threw up, but baby boomers may find it appealing...hey, wait a minute, I'm a baby boomer SERVICE - 3 stars...kinda disappointed at the lack of effort in engaging me, though they filled my coffee cup often TOTAL - 3 stars...recommended if you are in the general vicinity or if you think Rachael Ray represents the second coming of the Virgin Mary
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Beba G.

This place is consistently bad! From the weird service to the lack of flavors in the food. I sat at the bar and was happy with my water, the waitress never cared to ask if i wanted coffee, she just poured assuming I would, i did not realize it was for me until i saw it on the bill! I do not drink coffee and i did not ask for it but still i paid the almost $4 for it! Whatever! I asked for chilaquiles and chicken but a man came out of the kitchen to recommend the carnitas, I do not eat much pork so I said no thanks but he insisted and just said don't worry I'll get you the carnitas you'll like them!!! Wtf i wanted chicken!! Still i tried the God dam carnitas and they were not good.. I'm not craZy about pork but can recognize a good pork dish when i eat one... Not the case my friends! Anyway i left that place angry, like $17 poorer and hungry.. All off to a 12hr day at work, thanks Kitschn'
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Angel S.

I'm not going to lie, we went here because the wait at Orange was 30 minutes and we had a limited window of time to grab brunch before meeting up with some friends. I wasn't thrilled that I was going to have to forego the delicious green eggs and ham I had been talking about the entire ride over to Roscoe VIllage, but I was starving and my friend David has ZERO patience so waiting wasn't an option and we gave Kitsch'n a whirl. We walked in and upon first view there weren't any seats available, but the waitress grabbed us and lead us past the kitchen into a HUGE outdoor garden that was fully enclosed and WARM - it was 5 degrees out. The waitress was quick with the menus and to let us know they had a Sunday bloody mary bar on special. Although I was glad to hear they had a spread of fixin's for a delightful morning alcoholic beverage, I wasn't actually paying attention because I was beside myself with joy to see that THEY also had green eggs and ham on their menu!!! Of course I ordered that right up, ate every single bite and washed it down with 3 cups of their tasty coffee and left happy and full.
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Alexandra S.

seriously delicious. i had the strawberry and banana crepes with a huge mai tai and it was beyond satisfying. the service was good as well! our server was super nice and made up for the disgruntled grumbly guy that poured our coffee. i would definitely visit again.
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Kevin M.

The food served at Kitsch'n is comparable what you might get on a lucky visit to an elementary school cafeteria. You know: weird lunch ladies serving you a mushy microwaved vegieburger served on a generic sesame bun with fries that must be bathed in ketchup to tollerate. Good tuna sandy though.
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Kelly B.

This place has a great brunch. I think they only serve the crab cakes sometime but if they have them, you should get them. They also have a nice patio. Inside the decor is cool. Very old school toys and appliances and other neat things on display to look at. Their burgers are good as well. I just went to the other one on Chicago Ave. recently and it was great, too. That one is attached to the Motel Bar which I really likes as well. And someone else mentioned this, but I agree, that the one on Chicago Ave. has the coolest hand dryers in the bathroom ever. Check them out!
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Sara G.

I've been here a couple of times now, and really like it. The food is pretty good- basic diner food, very slightly updated-- and I like the atmosphere. It's a comfortable neighborhood place. The service has been fine on both my visits-- low key, but reasonably efficient.
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sarah s.

Love this place but I normally can't stand fighting all the breeders and their broods that take over the place during the day. Honestly, don't think gaggles of children need to go out on the town dining. But I don't know anywhere else to get such a good tuna salad sandwich: served open faced with cheese on top. MMMMM. Other favorites include the green eggs and ham, the spicy cornbread, and pot pies.
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Russell W.

The chef here is young and talented: The 1/2lb burger with curly fries (which I had today) was perfect, just...honestly, perfect. Also, the $1 PBRs should be a restaurant staple... just sayin'.
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Natalie W.

I remember having this place in the back of my mind as a place I wanted to try. One summer afternoon a couple years ago( I just started yelping recently and wanted to add my 2 cents) I went with a friend. We both ordered eggs, toast, coffee and Bacon(for myself). We were sitting outside. Our sugar container had dog hair on it. The waitress went inside( we thought to get a new container) and came out with the same one that she just used a towel to wipe off(gross!). The food came out luke warm at best. The toast was cold. We opened the butter and it looked like it had been sitting out in the sun(gross!. The waitress brought us cold butter to put on our cold toast. She didn't seem to care about anything. If the food came out hot it may have been good. If the server cared more(not leaving the condiments out in the heat around animals). If only....But...since its been a couple years I'm just curious to see if its any different????
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Kara O.

I had lunch here with my bestie today, and I ordered a medium burger. It came out really fast! I then realized it was rare, and a huge chunk was actually raw. They gave me 30% off. Standards might be slipping a bit, I guess.
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Natalie S.

So I'm working my way around the Roscoe Village brunch scene. Slowly but surely. Today took my friend and I here and we had a pretty good experience. The server was super attentive when we first got there because we were one of only two tables. However, as the morning progressed, the back room was completely full and we had to really flag her down for things like more coffee and containers to take food home (my friend finally just went and got some behind the counter on her own). I had the steak and eggs. I've had better. She asked me how I wanted the steak cooked and I asked for it "as rare as they can make it" knowing that it is hard to make rare or medium skirt steak. However, it came out well done... and I know from cooking at home that it can certainly be done medium. Fine. I ate it. I could tell that the biscuits that it came with had been microwaved because they were really hard on the edges... had-to-cut-with-my-knife kinda hard. Highlights: my friend must have liked her chicken and waffles because there wasn't much left when she was done. Also, the kids portions of french toast sticks were HUGE and a great deal for $3.50. They scarfed them down. I liked how everything came with fresh fruit too... just just a random orange section or a slice of under ripened melon... a whole scoop of fresh fruit. I liked it... but I think I liked my experience at Orange two doors down better so I'll probably head back there before I give Kitsch'n another try.
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Stacy H.

Any place with Tang on the menu gets at least 4 stars in my book! The food is always great and there are lots of meat-free options. :)
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Stolie G.

I purchased a groupon for this place. I of course read the reviews...Before even going. the food was good not GREAT.. the service was good not GREAT.. For the portion of food we received .. I don't think the it was worth the price. I would go back. Only, because I have another groupon and because I need to try the chicken and waffles.
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Mark T.

I'm always looking for great places for brunch; especially places where you can go and dine in on a cold, lazy Sunday morning. When said place is just steps away from your house and is highly recommended, it's even better. Such is the case with Kitsch'n on Roscoe. Ended up getting the famous "green eggs and ham" (eggs with spinach, pesto, scallions and ham). Not bad. My dinner companion went with the standard ham and cheese omelet, which was pretty good too. Overall, it was pretty standard breakfast fare... the food was different and good, but not spectacular. People wait in standing room only for this? Hmm. Also, the menu is somewhat limited, at least for breakfast/brunch. Posters, pictures and other various memorabilia from the 1970's line the walls of the dining room. Or rather, it honestly looked like I was eating in someone's kitchen from the 1970s. Hence the name, I guess. It's a nice touch though. Staff was also warm and friendly. Overall, not a bad experience. I'd be OK to come back here, yet I know much better brunch places to go to.
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Elise A.

I wish 1.5 stars was an option. Service is HORRIBLE. Seriously. After we waited in confusion for the first 5 minutes at the restaurant, we finally saw the hostess, put our names in and waited. Wait time wasn't bad. Instead of walking us to the table, the hostess told us to sit at "the leftover table". I didn't like how that sounded, but I guess it was a telling tale to how the rest of our experience would go. First of all, the dining room was pretty dirty. Food and trash all over the floor. Then the food took about a half hour to come out of the kitchen. During this time, we weren't offered any kind of refills. When the waitress finally came around and we asked for refills, she totally forgot and just disappeared again. It didn't really seem like anyone there has their act together. Food wasn't much to write home about. I got a BLT that had decently soggy bread, but the flavor was ok. I probably would have given this place one star if my husband didn't like his chicken and waffles as much as he did. Then, of course, we had to wait forever to pay for the check. I definitely didn't think that it was worth what we paid. Would much rather go to a number of other places for breakfast/brunch.
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Keith O.

It's nice brunch spot. Try the Twinkie tiramisu you won't be disappointed! Really everything on the brunch menu is very well done. It looks small from the front but they have a back room and patio beyond the kitchen.
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Jen D.

I gotta say that I was a little disappointed going here. All that I really wanted was oatmeal and toast, no eggs, so when my bf suggested we go here, I was thinking that they might have different oatmeal creations or something. In reality the menu was really small. The first item boasted that it was a "hangover" cure, which is just a shame, not cute. I ordered the Chilaquiles, which were average. I hadn't ordered extra meat because the description said that it came with bacon. It was hardly bacon, but more of a wiggly blob of gristle. The waitress barely came to check on us, so I wasn't able to get a coffee refill. Now I know that the play on words for their name doesn't mean it's like an at-home kitchen, but instead a "kitschy," gimmicky, over-priced and over-hyped diner.
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Rita W.

Sooooo I am not sure if it was because we ordered lunch entrees and not brunch here, but I am a little sad to say that I was not impressed. I ordered the open face tuna melt. It was actually pretty interesting because the sandwich is open faced and the cheese on top is somehow fried but it is melted on top of the melt. (I spent the whole meal wondering how that was accomplished) It is pretty interesting because when you bite into the sandwich you get the gooey warm tuna filling added with the crunch of the deep fried cheese. It is tasty, yet at the same time, you feel your arteries being clogged with more and more grease with every bite you take. The curly fries that I had requested as my side were awesome. They were fresh, so crispy on the outside and mushy on the inside. My BF ordered the bacon cheeseburger. It was good but again, I could feel the grease coarsing through my arteries again. Overall the meals were good but it seemed like it was just a ton of added grease in our meals. I just didn't feel like our meals were something we couldn't get at a normal greasy diner or at Culvers or something. I would be interested to come back here to check out brunch, hold the extra grease.
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Jennifer G.

This place is overrated. I think they spent more time on the funky retro decor than the menu. Chicken and waffles, um no thanks! The chicken had no flavor at all! And is the same bland piece of chicken as the chicken sandwich. $36 for a bland breakfast for two adults and one child.
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Robert C.

Love going here for brunch on the weekends. The fried chicken and waffles is awesome and so is the barbecue chicken omelette. When feeling more in the mood for lunch the taco salad is a good choice as well. To top it off bottomless Bloody Mary's and Mimosas for the $16.
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Tim S.

After getting woken up by a chipper friend at 9 AM after getting in WAY to late the night before I conceded that a proper Breakfast would be the best way to start the day. We were pleasantly surprised to be seated immediately on a Sunday Morning, service was outstanding and food was good. One way you know a place is good is Menu Envy. After ordering an Omelet I looked at the food friends ordered and thought... that looks good I should have ordered that. Overall the experience was positive. If I lived a little closer I would put it in the Weekend Routine.
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Lala S.

I love this neighborhood joint. It's, as you can probably tell, very kitschy! They have a good offering of breakfast items. It's not too overwhelming (like when you step into a diner) and not small of a selection. For the most part, everything is executed very well. The prices are very reasonable if you're not trying to break the bank. My favorites are the chicken and waffles and the green eggs and ham. The Chilaquiles are pretty killer, I recommend subbing in the pulled pork and salsa verde. It's a very plentiful dish and can feed to normal sized appetites. I've had lunch here once and their Chicken sandwich is delicious.
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ImtheMom A.

I ordered the "Candied Bacon Brunch BLT". Wow, it was delicious, and I recommend that you try it if you eat here. Here is the menu description: Scrambled egg, candied apple-wood smoked bacon, tomato and romaine on butter-griddled Brioche with honey-mayo, accompanied by Danish hashbrowns. Although the bread looks like ordinary white bread, it's actually brioche baked into a sandwich loaf shape. "Butter-grilled" makes it soft, not crispy. Soft might also be a general feature of brioche, I'm not sure. I was satisfied with the soft texture, but normally I prefer crispy toast for a BLT. Keep that in mind if you, too, have a crispy/soft preference for BLT toast. The scrambled egg was delicious. Technically a "folded egg", meaning I could see that it was cooked thinly and then folded over twice to give it a nice height and volume. I think that also makes a tidy sandwich, as chunks of scrambled egg don't fall off the sandwich when you pick it up. There was a generous amount of bacon, delicious, and the sweetness was subtle, probably appropriate for a sweet/savory sandwich like this. It seemed like maybe it was brushed with brown sugar while frying, it was not thickly coated with a candied crust or anything. The tomato and romaine were generous, fresh and crisp. The honey-mayo was thin and subtly sweet, not heavy handed. Danish hashbrowns are awesome and delicious, I loved them. They are thick cubes of skin-on potatoes, prepared with purple onions, red peppers and lots of fresh rosemary. These are very strong flavored and well-seasoned, so again keep that in mind if you prefer traditional shredded hashbrowns, or breakfast potatoes that are milder. I'm here at 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. in the afternoon on a Wednesday, so the place is empty. But they can be quite busy during normal meal times. Kitsch'n on Roscoe is a "famous" restaurant that's quite popular, it's been featured on at least one television show, and has a great local reputation. The retro environment is wonderful. I suppose it's an "intentionally kitschy" planned dÃ©cor rather than "these genuine articles have been here for 50 years", but it's definitely comfy and charming. I had an awesomely friendly and competent server. I saw other reviews indicating that some servers here are not always so. When it comes to the price of restaurant food, I've totally lost perspective regarding what is "bargain", "appropriate" or "overpriced". Lately, to me, everything seems expensive!! The entrÃ©e I described was $9.50. That's probably normal for this type of restaurant in Chicago's Roscoe Village, Lakeview and Lincoln Park neighborhoods.
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Aminda S.

No frills brunch spot with a cozy atmosphere. I've never had to wait longer than 20 minutes to be seated. There is an extensive selection of brunch spots in Roscoe Village, but I always find myself coming back to Kitsch'n for their great service, and casual ambiance. Bonus - cute outdoor patio during the summer months (covered in the winter) From what I've had, I'd say stick to the breakfast/brunch items - and if you have the option to add pulled pork to anything, do it. I'm not sure if it's that Kitsch'n does pork well, or if it's my love of pork in general...either way you can't really go wrong.
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Linda D.

After a night of being a hot mess, I've learned the thing that can really set you straight (read: put you into a peaceful coma for the afternoon) is a hot brunch. And if that's what you're looking for, Kitsch'n does the trick. Kitsch'n is in a great location and although small, has great decor and that small town cafe vibe without feeling forced. I've been there on the weekend for brunch and it was full but not crowded, and we were able to sit up at the bar without any wait, which is not too common in Lakeview for brunch. They have a small TV behind the bar, but it plays without sound. Good place to have a satisfying meal without the bother of TV distraction, not so great if you're trying to catch the game. The servers are young and don't quite fit the diner server stereotype, but they are super nice and attentive even when it's busy. The menu is full of comfort food. It's not overly complicated, and a lot of the dishes are definitely things that you could whip up at home if you're a good enough chef, but who wants to do that when you wake up feeling like the contents of a dryer's lint tray after five loads? The chilaquiles are a great hangover cure, and they're labeled as such on the menu. I also recommend the huevos locos for anyone looking for something to soak up the remainder of last night's alcoholic escapades. They're hearty and although it says they're spicy on the menu, they're not really that hot. They do have chicken and waffles on their menu, but as a worshipper in the house of Roscoe's, I wouldn't commit this heresy. If I order chicken and waffles, it doesn't need to be said that I'm not preparing for an America's Next Top Model audition. Bring on the carbs and fat. Kitsch'n gives you like, a half a waffle and a couple tiny pieces of fried chicken. What is this, a sample booth at Costco? Stick to the other brunch items and you'll be a happy camper.
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Nicole C.

Love the bloody marys. Could drink em everyday. Decently like the green eggs & ham. Their hangover cure dish (Chilaquiles) is yuck. Everything is else is alright, typical diner like food. I'm not a fan of all the retro junk everywhere. Makes it seem unkept.
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Bart H.

Ahhh the Kitsch'n - wanted to give you the fourth but not there yet; to be determined in the futre Perfect dÃ©cor for it's location, and I wish I could say I love this place, but I am not there yet. I have only been there twice and the first time I remember was ok, couldn't even tell you what I ordered but I think it was a chicken sandwich. However last time I was there I had a salad (yes trying to be healthy in the New Year) but my friend had the Chilaquiles. Now I really had not even read it on the menu so I wasn't sure what she even ordered, and to be honest when it came out it really didn't even look appetizing. But once I was done with my salad, she couldn't stop about how great hers was, so I had a bite... then another... then another... and then we switched plates around. This is an awesome dish. I would agree it could be the ultimate handover food. If the two things I had there were at that level I would be back more often. The Chilaquiles is soft and cheese whith great flavors and textures; make sure you give it a try if you stop bye. Another great thing about the Kitsch is I have been there with my 2 year old nephew twice as well and he loves it, tons of great stuff for kids. Service is A-ok in my book
(3)
Gary B.

I have been here a handful of times and have enjoyed my meal each time. I love the tuna melt with the spicy fries. I have also had the BLT before and it was also good...but how can you screw up bacon. It is an interesting space and decor and apparently Rachel Ray was here for $40 a day. For a sit down lunch it is my choice in Roscoe Village. Oh...and to the server the last time I was there I really didn't mean to leave a lousy tip, I was being completely distracted over a work issue that arose at our table. I will make it up to you...I promise.
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Andrew A.

Nice beer can collection. Let's start there. For Father's Day, my little daughter wanted us to go to a place I missed when I was young. She absolutely loved the mac & cheese, which had croutons or breadcrumbs on it -- I'm not sure since it vanished so quickly! I loved to feel of the place and remembering when I had a lunchbox like the ones up on the shelf.
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Arielle K.

This place could use a deep cleaning on an episode of Chef Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Theme: Funky Price: OK Food: Not fresh We went for lunch and started with coffee that tasted like dish water. Yuck. Decided to get burgers. There's not much that can go wrong with a burger! Of course, the burgers were plain, kind of boring, not seasoned, nothing special. The sides "smashed and burnt potatoes" and a pickle were a shame. There was a black spud in the potatoes which came out burnt top and bottom from their flat top stove. The pickle tasted like the glorious insides of an old refrigerator. Next we decided to make up by having their desert the twinkie tiramisu. It was obvious it was prepared and frozen months prior. When it was served in a disposable plastic Tupperware- it wasn't even defrosted correctly. While some of the waitresses are very nice, they kept rotating tables making it confusing at first. Do they also cook the meals? I'm not sure they have a working kitchen. We decided to accept some bakery items to go. But their chocolate chip pound cake was not cooked through the center- left damp and mushy. This place could use some restructuring and a Cooking 101 class. In the end, I regretted not just ordering one of their many alcoholic breakfast and lunch options!
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Seosamh D.

great cocunut french toast. Real good service too. Cool vibe too.
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Katie F.

I will never go here again. My husband and I decided to grab breakfast at Kitsch'n. I took one bite into my bagel to find it riddled with mold. I should mention that I am 5 months pregnant. No one even apologized!!! I wouldn't trust a single thing to come out of this place.
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Jessica G.

Cute and fun! The food is tasty and the decor is fabulous. They also have a nice outdoor patio in the back that will be great when the warm weather sticks. I definitely want to go back and try the desserts - I was way too full after good-as-mom's meatloaf!
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Kyle P.

Been coming here for years.....Love the 70's vibe and the people that work there have always been great....It is very good brunch and lunch place wish they wouldn't have gotten ride of the patty melt 2 years ago or I would be still going once a month
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Kristin R.

I really don't like this place. I've been here a few times, hoping that each time I come, my experience will be an improvement from the last, but I am always left disappointed. It just happens to be an unfortunate coincidence that one of my really good friends loves this place. In fact, it might be her favorite brunch spot in the city. So, I'll find myself here on occasion when she suggests it. But today, this was it. No more Kitsch'n for me, no way. The food is just OK. I ordered the two eggs with smoked applewood bacon, Texas toast, and their "Danish hash browns. What are Danish hash browns, you ask? Home fries w/ bell peppers basically. I actually asked to sub the hash browns with the mashed potatoes but, of course, they were out. They were also out of the crab cakes that day. Granted, this was right around the great Chicago storm of 2011. In any case, the eggs tasted oddly buttery, I've never liked their hash browns, and typically I would be down with the Texas toast. I mean, it's just bread for the love of god, but when I went to butter it, the butter (in little packets) looked old and nasty. So no way was I putting that on my toast. No thanks. The only positive thing here, in my opinion, is their fresh squeezed orange juice and the service is also super fast and peppy. The prices are also very reasonable. They have mimosas and Chipotle bloody marys for pretty cheap, anywhere from $3-$5. I don't like the decor necessarily. The retro thing is different but I also just feel like the restaurant is dirty. Not a comforting feeling when you're ordering food. Not to mention, my brunch today was compounded by a screaming toddler. GET. ME. OUT. OF. HERE. Kirsten, if you read this review, sorry I know it's your fave but I can eat here no more.
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John J.

There are so many breakfast joints on roscoe but still we keep coming back here. Good is great, people are awesome, back patio is nice and the bottomless mimosas don't hurt either.
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Angela S.

I like this place. The chicken and waffles sound a lot better than they taste, but I always end up ordering them anyway.
(3)
Emily B.

Great BLT! I'm also a sucker for kitschy things and the decor is amazing, awesome vibes
(4)
Denise F.

I've officially decided that Kitsch'n is my favorite brunch spot in Chicago. I've actually never had lunch or dinner there, but the brunch is unbeatable. The menu is creative without being over-the-top, the price is right and the food is dependably good. Also, I've never had to wait for a table, which is rare among Chicago bruncheries. I've had several things, but this morning I had the brunch BLT, and ended up getting a bloody mary because someone at the table next to us had one and it looked so good. Both were very, very good. My husband had the chilaquiles and he loved it too. The best part--both meals (and the cocktail) only ran us $30. Bottom line: I will continue going back to this place, like I said, my favorite brunch place in the city.
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Helena B.

I appreciate a place that does simple things well. Kitsch'n's menu may not pack a bunch of culinary surprises, but everything we tried was done well. Example A: My Chicken and Waffles. Um, first, let me say that this Southern favorite is pure genius. Thank you, American South! Kitsch'n did it well - the waffles being particularly noteworthy. I think I'll order Belgian Waffles alone next time - I could definitely eat a whole plate of these tasty, fluffy delights. Example B: Boyfriend's Huevos Locos. These were, as promised, "spicy crazy eggs!". The egg and chorizo scramble is served with tortillas, so you can make them into baby breakfast burritos - Yum! While we were eating, several children entered with their parents. Now, I'm not telling you that to scare you away - these were some of the cutest and best-behaved kids ever. My point is that Kitsch'n can easily adapt menu items to accommodate kiddie taste buds. There is even a kid's menu. Next up: Boyfriend and I shall revisit Kitsch'n for dinner. I imagine their take on comfort food will be well-received once the weather cools down.
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Philip M.

Great place to eat. Kid friendly, great atmosphere, good food, and great coffee. This is a classic example of personality and style that makes Chicago a great place. I ate the smoked ham and cheese omelete, the wife had the breakfast burrito, and the kids ate the French toast sticks. Everything was good. The service was good and we were never waiting long for coffee refills. Defintitely 5 stars.
(5)
Lauren K.

One of my favorite brunch spots and I love the decor. I like the variety the menu has to offer but wouldn't mind seeing some seasonal changes as well.
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Jessie B.

After having a late night, I woke up to my stomach screaming at me to EAT! Luckily my hunk said that Roscoe Village had some good brunch spots. Enter in my handy dandy Yelp BB Application. Ta-da! We found this place. I was glad that we picked Kitsch'n! Such a lovely atmosphere--it was small, cute & very 50's like. The service was top-notch & we were greeted with a big jug of coffee! Mmm yummy. Huge mugs mind you--so you really are getting a deal. Now for the meal... I ordered Two Eggs & A Jack Platter. Two eggs (cooked to your choice) 2 sausage links or bacon strips (I choose bacon) potato wedges & your choice of carb (English muffin please!) The meal was served pipin' hot & cooked perfectly. What did he order? Eggs in a basket. Ooy googey eggs cooked in toast. Nicely done. It was good, fast, & cheap. If I'm in the area I'll stop in again. Maybe next time I'll have a cocktail w/ my eggs.
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Don H.

I have only heard of Kitsch'n but after a lovely day, we biked over about 30 minutes before closing. I love Roscoe Village because of the quaint surroundings and the lovely neighborhood feel. Kitsch'n fits right in. For starters, Tang and vodka. TANG! In an adult beverage! I am in heaven! And it was WAY tasty. Something about the type of vodka they use makes it taste amazing. For brunch, I had the waffles and chicken which I've always wanted to try. The portions were a little less than I was expecting. But my partner had the chicken salad salad and she said it was really tasty. I tried it myself and I concur. All told, the service was good. Everyone was sitting outside (or so it seemed). Great people watching, even on a slow-ish day. All told it was $40 for the two meals and four also-beverages. A good deal, though not something you want to do every day for sure.
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Dave S.

We decided to give this place a whirl on a Sunday for brunch. We were expecting a crowd and a wait as we would anyplace on a late Sunday morning. I was correct about the crowd but I was wrong about the wait. We were seated right away which was a pleasant surprise. It looks like they moved the tables fairly well throughout our meal. The decor here is very retro and eclectic and very visually stimulating. It was pretty darn cool if you ask me. Our server was great as she was very attentive and friendly. I ordered Two Deuces & a Jack for 6.99 which consisted of 2 eggs any style w/apple-wood smoked bacon, Texas toast & Danish Hash browns. You can tell that they used good quality ingredients. You could tell by the taste. My only compliant was that they only served me two VERY small pieces of bacon. I was longing for more when I finished the bite sized pieces. We shared an order of biscuits and gravy which were in my opinion one of the better ones I have discovered in the area. My lovely wife ordered the coconut crusted french toast. I sampled some of it and I must say that it was OUTSTANDING! We will be back for more sometime soon! It was worth the price.
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Meredith B.

After a year of living in the neighborhood, I stopped by for brunch at Kitsch'n during my last week in Chicago! The sidewalk patio was full - disappointed, my two friends and I resigned ourselves to eating indoors on a beautiful day. no no! There is a "beer garden" in the back! We sat ourselves back on the surprisingly nice patio under an umbrella. Bliss. We were given water pretty speedily, then our server took our order for fooood. I wanted to try the Huevos Locos, scrambled eggs with chorizo, pepperjack cheese, and habanero-mango salsa. Who could pass that up? mmmmm. It did take a wee bit of a long time to get our food, which was a bit sad since I was hongray, but it was worth it when the food came out. The food was hot, greasy, hangover curing goodness. there was a TON of chorizo on the place, seriously it was a meat-stravaganza. The habanero-mango salsa was nice, could've done with a bit more of it. It is quite spicy, especially if you prefer milder food. It was just so greasy, the plate was shimmering after I ate the food off of it - and the eggs had a bit of a pre-cooked texture. Not soft and fluffy as scrambled eggs ought to be - but the meal is so flavorful, you really can't tell. Also the four pieces of cantaloupe on the side were a sad way to fulfill the "fresh fruit" promised on the menu. Also at $11.99 (i think), this was a pretty pricey brunch! It was a fun place to eat - people drinking at all hours (morning, noon, and night!) and having some fun, creative meals. I think it would definitely be worth another try, especially if you can sit outside. And I think the food would only improve with cocktails.
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Julie Z.

I've been here several times b/c it's in my hood and I've never been that impressed. It's always busy so you would think it's got some sort of amazing food coming out but alas, it does not. The breakfast and lunches are average. Nothing sticks out that I absolutely have to come back for. However, if you just want a quick BLT or eggs/bacon, then it's a nice lil spot. Oh, and the water is pretty nasty. Mind you, I drink tap water so I'm not a snoot about it but their water here tastes like metal. eww.
(3)
Deanna S.

I really love Kitsch'n on Roscoe! Even when it's most crowded, you can get a table pretty quickly. My all time favorite item is the Kitsch'n Tuna Melt - an open faced sandwich with melted caramelized cheese. It's to die for! I enjoy the Grilled Chicken sandwich and the Black Angus Burger, too. I love that the offer cucumbers w/tzatziki sauce as a side dish. It's a nice change of pace (and much healthier option) than fries.
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Jennifer T.

I'm so glad that we finally decided to try this place today! We went to this place around 11 in the morning and didn't wait too long. I soaked in the atmosphere and decor and was immediately jealous of their awesome 1950's dinette sets. But the food...oh, the food. I told my husband he should get the green eggs and ham. He looked at me like I had 2 heads but then when he read the description, he immediately agreed. My sister in law and I both ordered the coconut crusted french toast. Both were pretty darn good. My husband was so in love with his meal that he didn't want to eat anything else for hours. I'm not an eggs fan myself but after I tried it, I agreed that it was very yummy. The french toast was very good and a perfect amount of food. The fresh strawberries and pineapple were great compliments to the french toast.
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Zvalee K.

Tried this place with a groupon. I had the basil pesto omelette and my husband ordered the chilaquila. My omelette has too much of basil and pesto and I just could not finish it. My husband said he had too much of nachos which was too overpowering. Didn't like it that much to come for a second time .
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Pinaki S.

My friend had the Crab Cake Benedict and I got the Green eggs and ham. Amazing food, good service when I went (go a little later, 1pm there was plenty of tables) and awesome muralistic bathrooms. Yeah, I made a word up.
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C L N.

I was going to give them a pass on the chicken and waffles because the server claimed she didn't know the menu misrepresented the dish, but I see multiple reviews here saying the same thing... so management knows they have a problem. And the servers should know, too. The menu says it's a boneless skinless fried chicken thigh on a waffle. Silly me expected a piece of fried chicken. I was very disappointed to get a dry overcooked institutional chicken breast cutlet. Everyone else's food was decent. The Bloody Mary's were good. The service was good. But none of that made up for the gross misrepresentation of the chicken and waffles on the menu and the failure to point out I would be getting something very different, especially after; all these other negative reviews about the exact same thing.
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Dominique B.

Boom! Goes my mind for decor in this place. We got to sit right next to an old school TV and it was hard to concentrate on my food. They do have a good a menu, but I would say not as creative as Orange next store. Needless to say you won't be disappointed with new spins on eggs, french toast and the like. It's good for tables up to about 4 and have a sweet patio for the summer. Staff was friendly but distance, which was ok for our table given we had serious ADD. This is a great spot if you have friends in town and want to show them a unique spot with good breakfast!
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Suzi M.

We stopped in before a Cubs game around 11am on a Sunday and didn't have to wait. I had the coconut french toast which was super tasty. I didn't need to use that much syrup because it was pretty sweet by itself. My husband had the tortilla soup. Please be careful, it was super hot. He also had the crab cake benedict. He was happy with it. As an added benefit, Kitsch'n shows classic TV shows like Brady Bunch and Happy Days. Overall, it was a pleasant breakfast and we will be returning to try the twinkie tiramisu.
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Brett F.

Agreed on the off and flaky service. I've never had a server here be on top of their game or super attentive. I know most people find the vintage inspired decor unique and cool but the mosh of old dusty trinkets, rusty beer cans and dingy place settings make me feel like Kitsch'n is just dirty and old. I've never sat in the front room, but I've been in the back room several times and outside on the patio. Both times I've seen tables left with plates of food sitting long after the patrons have departed. Kinda icky, right? So why the 3 stars then?? They have the King of falafel pita sandwiches. Served with a cool and delicious tzatziki, tons of cucumber and just the right amount of tahini I find myself craving it almost to the point of frenzy. They also have killer curly fries and there is NO WAY into my heart better than with crunchy, seasoned, kick-ass curly fries. I find myself getting carry-out orders now to avoid the dismal service and decor. But with Roscoe Village on the up-and-up, the owners should definitely consider giving this Kitsch'n location a mini face lift... a sandwich that good deserves a nifty shrine to reside in.
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Amy J.

Solid food. Solid prices. Great atmosphere!
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Eric M.

Came here with a group of six guys after the end of a bachelor party weekend. Kitsch'n has the problem of smaller places which is that they have no lobby or waiting area. So six of us guys, plus whoever came after us, is just crammed in this small area by the door as we await our table. I wasn't sure what was going on as there were plenty of empty tables but they were not sitting us. We probably waited for 20 minutes before we were finally sat. I started with one of their crazy, huge Tiki Mai Tais. It was very good and the giant, green cup it came in was pretty cool. I ordered the chicken and waffles for food. The chicken was excellent. Awesome breading, very moist, and a sweet flavor to it. The waffle looked awesome, but the second my fork cut into it, it deflated like sad balloon. Overall nothing really bad happened but nothing wowed me.
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Katie L.

I used to love this place when I lived in Roscoe Village, but my last few visits have been less than wonderful. I went here today for lunch and had a bloody mary (pretty decent) and vegetarian chili (awful). The chili was cold and tasted like they accidentally served me chunky spaghetti sauce. The server was friendly, but forgot about us a few times. If you are in Roscoe Village and hungry, keep walking. There are numerous other places on the street that are WAY better.
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C R.

This place says it delivers. But they lie. I might change my star count for this place if I ever go to Roscoe Village and eat here, but for now it has made me want their food only to let me down. Also, the lady who gave me the unfortunate news of their lack of delivery was quite rude. Sorry, phone lady, I didn't mean to bother you.
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Jacques M.

Fried Chicken and Waffles is nothing short of shear culinary genius! It makes you wonder what other odd pairings we might be missing out on. How about Teriyaki Chicken and Pancakes or French toast and Fish Stick? I haven't seen them yet, but culinary innovation knows no bounds (I think)! Seriously though, it might have been 5000 calories (I even had them throw a fried egg on the chicken), but mixing fried chicken with Belgium waffles and little syrup it nothing short of delicious. Enough about Friend Chicken and Waffles, let talk about Kitsch'n. I guess the dÃ©cor would be best described as 70's, with a definite diner feel. Other reviews described it as dirty, I wouldn't go that far, but there is certainly a casual vibe (which I like). The service was decent; the food came out extremely quick. My only complaint about the service if the is that it took about 5 minutes for the host to acknowledge us, but that's not a huge deal. Moreover, this is a brunch place in Roscoe Village which means you are going to encounter a fair number of babies/small children, but such is life in the village. Overall, in excellent choice for a casual Sunday brunch.
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Jess B.

Foiled in our plans to finally hit up Victory's Banner, because they were apparently out on some vision-quest, we wandered up the street and settled on this place for Saturday brunch. Yeah, it's a low-rent cutesy name, but they had a tofu scramble on the menu so at least their hearts are in the right place, right? Well, maybe. Said tofu "scramble" was cubed tofu fried in a cup of olive oil with some flaccid vegetables and a mote of spice (and came with cheese on it, though that was not noted in the menu. Seriously? You realize most of the people ordering tofu at brunch are probably vegan and might just assume tofu scramble means no cheese. Having to ask all the time hurts us more than it hurts you). There was a breakfast burrito too, which I'm told was also phoned-in. The coffee was ok, and the servers were sluggish and boring. And there was this aging ex-hipster couple sitting next to us... and she was like 8.5 months pregnant, and they didn't speak a word to each other the entire time we were there. And that just made things that much creepier.
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Tiff W.

Kitsch'n's candied bacon brunch BLT was maple-y, drippy, greasy, and left my hands sticky with honey mayo, but holy brunch gods, that sandwich was GOOOOOOD. There are so many little brunch places on Roscoe but Kitsch'n is for sure the quirkiest. Where else can you feel like you just time warped to an old-school diner with vinyl counters and play with Etch N Sketches while you wait for your food? I spied some chicken & waffles & chipotle Bloody Mary's....I know what I'm ordering next time....
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Sal O.

Maybe I'm not cool enough to eat here. I just couldn't find anything that I really wanted for a Sunday Brunch. Simple and tasty are my hallmarks for "comfort food". Kitsch'n missed the mark. It's like everything on the menu was missing something I wanted or added something I hated. I sat down, wanted the french toast. . . but it had my two least favorite toppings (coconut and pineapple). Hey. . .how about the old stand-by of eggs/bacon/hashbrowns? Oh, not on the menu? What the hell kind of brunch place is this? Ended up ordering the chicken club but the honey mayo was so sticky and cloying, it was just a mess. The food was good quality and the service was fine. This place is just not my cup of tea. I'd rather eat a hot dog from the gas station around the corner than eat here again. Or I'll just go to Orange next door or Cornerstone on Diversey.
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Jean K.

3.5 stars: A-OK food. Fun, quirky and cool place to hang out with friends. I came here a few times for the breakfast/brunch menu. The food is comparable to the Orange, which is just down the block. So nothing too special, except this place gets an extra half star because I liked the drink selection and the kitschy (duh), quirky decor and outdoor seating in the back (beer garden). Also, I never had a problem with their service. Their healthier sounding selections (like the Basil, Pesto&Veggie Omelet) are just that - kind of bland and not too memorable. I liked their Chilaquiles, but the bill adds up fast if you want it with avocado and chicken.
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Vanessa P.

You know how it's Halloween and you have 3 parties to attend and all have copious amounts of drinking and you figure that you should imbibe (heavily) at the first two but still go to the last one because you still feel like partying even though it's not a good idea? Yeah that happened to me last night. Which is why waking up this morning hurt a lot worse than I thought it would. Enter Kitsch'n. I've been wanting to try this place for weeks and armed with a couple of friends and an a la card gc, I was ready to go. Our wait was only about 20 minutes for 3 people at 11:30am, which isn't bad, considering. Once seated, we were served coffee fast (thank god) and our orders were put in a few minutes after that. The food came out quicker than our waiting time. (Pause for a moment while I remember my delicious food.) Continuing on, I had the chilaquiles and they were glorious. I can't even begin to tell you how much it hit the spot. Now granted, I can probably replicate the fried tortilla chips, eggs, cheese and spiciness, but why would I want to when I can get waited on, get good coffee (my coffee making sucks) and get guaranteed deliciousness? Exactly. The company wasn't bad, either.
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Katy O.

Hm. When I lived in Roscoe Village this was one of my favorite brunch spots and I came here often. I always enjoyed the green eggs and ham, chilaquiles and whatever they call the breakfast burrito with eggs and chorizo. I came back on Sunday after not visiting for almost 2 years and was underwhelmed. The coffee was not as good as I remembered (although it is a nice touch that you can have free coffee as you wait for a table if it's crowded) and my breakfast was so-so. I got the waffle, which was just okay and the accompanying fruit salad was equally just, well, okay. My fiance and sister-in-law had pancakes which were also not anything special. I love the decor and would go back again, but stick to the egg dishes and trade the coffee for a mimosa or bloody mary.
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Marla C.

Really, I wanted to give Kitsch'n 3.5 stars, but I rounded up. My travel buddy and I headed to Roscoe Village on an impossibly gorgeous Wednesday afternoon, hungry for lunch. I'd enjoyed Kitsch'n when I'd lived in Chicago and when it'd first opened in the late 1990s, and I was hungry for its comfort food and laid back atmosphere. Plus, I knew we'd be able to find parking. It was a wee bit after the lunch rush, so we immediately got seated outside. We both ordered a chipoltle bloody Mary after lusting after some we'd seen being consumed at another table. SO good. Nice and spicy, just like I like 'em. I ordered the "Kitsch'n Favorite" tuna melt with spicy curly fries. I'm not one who usually orders tuna melts at restaurants because, hey, my tuna melts KICK ASS, and I figure there's no way they can top mine. But this one? Was great. The tuna salad had nicely balanced flavors (i.e., not too mayonnaise-y) and the way the cheese was melted? It just defied description. My companinon had the chicken and waffles. Now, even though I'm from the south and consider myself somewhat soulful, I've never experienced the chicken and waffle combo that's common in southern soul food cooking. But I had a bite of hers. I gotta say, I don't get the combo. Individually, both the chicken and the waffle were great. But I don't like my sweet with my fried/salty. The service was pretty lame. They weren't that busy, but we had to ask for drinks and things more than once, and our server was just missing at times. I was also sort of sad to see that the menu isn't as "fun" as it was when the restaurant once opened. Where are the ding dongs and twinkies, eh? Anyway, I'm glad it's still there, and Roscoe Village is still my second favorite neighborhood in all of Chicago.
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Dee B.

Love this place. My gf and I go at least once a week... Chilequilles are a winner, so is the Granola and Yogurt if you want something light, and the staff is consistently awesome... It's not just worth stopping in if you're in the neighborhood, it's worth going out of the way for... 2 thumbs up and a wink... ; - )
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Jessica S.

ive been here three times, and it's just gotten better and better. first i had the green eggs and ham - super yummy (maybe not enough food... don't judge me, i'm hungover alot.) then i had the pesto veggie something omelet - really yummy, and lots of different kinds of veggies that i don't normally have the luxury of consuming. THEN i had the tuna melt - life changing. okay not life changing, but it was a really yummy tuna melt. the cheese wasn't melty but like a crisp layer of hardened (or, "burnt") cheese and it was wonderful. ~*~wonderful!~*~ uhm, except they sat us in their outdoor "heated" patio when it was 27 degrees outside. there was a bird in there too, which has nothing to do with the cold experience, i'm just saying. i had my coat on most of the time which sucked, but then the tuna melt made it all worth it. chyeah, kitschn.
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Marissa B.

Oy vey. Hmm... let me try to start with something positive. I like the decor - I think the 70's funky kitchen theme is great, it's fun to look around the restaurant as you're waiting. And waiting. And waiting. We got to play the waiting game for a looong time here today! It started with a 30min estimated wait time for a table which stretched to 45min. No problem, it happens. We then ordered our food and chatted. I noticed a table of three was seated next to us about 10 minutes later and ordered (well after the four of us). Then they got their food. We waited. Then they ate their food. We waited. Then they got their bill. And we... still hadn't even gotten our food. Our waiter did apologize and said something about a "shift change" in the kitchen. When our food finally arrived I couldn't figure out how an egg salad sandwich, a burrito, a bowl of chili, and a egg / bacon entree took close to an HOUR to prepare. And this was my second chance for this place! I'd been here for dinner and while the service time was better, the food wasn't great. My two friends ordered steak/burger dishes medium and medium rare... both came out well done. I ordered the mushroom pot pie after asking the waitress if it was mostly mushrooms or if there were other veggies in there too. She indicated there were peas, carrots, potatoes "all the usual pot pie veggies!" in the pot pie. Ummm... it was solid mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms, not a pea to be found as hard as I searched. BOTTOM LINE: I love the decor but it's not enough to keep me coming back. While the dinner food wasn't great, the breakfast food was fine, but unless I feel like making a full day out of my brunch again, I'll probably hit a different spot.
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Justin H.

After having bussed passed here 8 days a week i decided it was time to dive right in, Groupon purchased and hungry grandma in tow. The food was good enough to write home about and the dessert was even better. I think grams made 3 meals out of that Mac N Cheese. My pulled pork sandwich was good I just wished they would have put in the description that it is a mustard based BBQ sauce. I still managed to make it work! I like the atmosphere as well, maybe next time I will sit in the back room.
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Kevin G.

They forgot to put in our order 3 times and we were waiting for about 60 minutes total. They did end up just giving us food for free, but really this experience wasn't acceptable. There was only a table or two of other people there. The food was okay, but you'll get much better breakfast food and service at nearby Orange and Victory's Banner.
(1)
Chris P.

Wandering out into a snow Tuesday Chicago morning, I needed some breakfast. A friend of mine pointed me in Kitsch'n's direction. Thankfully, I was not disappointed. The menu is full of lovely takes on classics: waffles, ham and eggs, eggs benedict, et cetera. I chose the (fried) chicken and waffles. Really, who doesn't want to start their day off with fried chicken and waffles? The waffles were wonderful: fluffy and full of flavor. The fried chicken was equally tasty. The two, oddly enough, go really well together in single mouthfuls. The decor is also unique. There's an etch-a-sketch on almost all tables. (Unfortunately, mine wasn't working.) There's wonderfully kitschy (yes, I know) 60s and 70s stuff all throughout. Even the furniture seems straight out of that time period. Service was attentive, prompt, and friendly. The next time I'm in the area, I won't hesitate to come back. Really, it's a wonderful place.
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Dina D.

BEST PANCAKES and BUSBOYS in town! I don't know why, in the 6 years I've been going here, I haven't tried the pancakes until my last few times...probably because I normally prefer to eat a savory breakfast over sweet, but now I will ALWAYS order the flap jacks. They are freakishly and consistently good. I might even go so far as to call them...flaptastic. :-) (All "you're a nerd" comments are welcome) There is one particular busboy that I really respect. He is ALWAYS on top of filling coffee and water and, on many occasions, he'll just take my order because the server is MIA. He's friendly and hard working and is so much appreciated by me that I often tip him separately. Now, I saw him bussing tables across the street at VoLo but I hope that doesn't mean he's left Kitsch'n! I have eaten many things here for many years. They are GREAT at some things and not so great at others. Good: egg salad sandwich, tuna melt with carmelized jalepeno-jack, cucumbers with tzatziki, curly fries. and, duh, the flapjacks! Iffy: salads, omlettes, breakfast potatoes...rosemary, yuck! Kitsch is kool. I love the idea behind Kitsch'n. The decor is fun and interesting. I like etching a sketch while waiting for my meal, and both the front and back patios are enjoyable to dine on. The back being my favorite because it can cover you from the elements should it need to...and it's a tiki hut! From now on, I'm going mainly for the flapjacks... And the bus boy.
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Ashley G.

I love eating here, especially during the weekdays when they aren't super crowded. It's relaxing and easy, the coffee is great, and the servers are always friendly. Other yelpers seem to find the service bad, but we eat there almost every week, and I've never had a bad time. If it's packed they can be a little inattentive, but that's to be expected. The food is outstanding, I almost always order breakfast, but the egg salad sandwich rocks too. They have a decent variety for vegetarians, so you're not stuck with a grilled cheese every time. The rosemary potatoes are the most awesome potato ever! It's great to sit out on their back patio on nice days. Definitely worth a visit!
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Heidi M.

Love it! The decor is what I"m all about. The food is consistently good. Favorite - Patty Melt. I've also been known to do a meal of sides - mac n cheese, curly fries... The down side - small and there can be a wait. If you've got a big group or don't wait as long of a wait, go to the one downtown at Chicago Avenue and the river
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Vanessa F.

I come here all the time since I live nearby. Most of the time, it's a good experience; I've had a 'meh' meal once with some dry chicken. The wait staff are friendly enough, not overbearingly friendly which is not what I'm really interested in, anyways. I've never had to wait more than 5 minutes for a seat, even at it's busiest. (Don't be alarmed by their small seating area in the front, there's a whole giant area in the back.) The food is all comfort food. I love their Fried Chicken Sandwich with curly fries. Their Puff Patry Pot Pie is excellent, too. Their breakfasts are filling and hot and their Chipotle Bloody Mary is satisfying. I'll have to admit that this place can be a little bit hit and miss, but when it hits, it's very good, and when it misses, it's still ok.
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Ted C.

Took my sister to a birthday brunch here a while back and I finally see why people love this place. The food is good, the decor makes you smile and the attitude is really laid back. We sat in the back patio to catch some late summer rays and my sister enjoyed the mimosa and cinnamon french toast. I definitely ate too much but I'll probably do it again.
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Erin C.

All I can tell you is that the Borracho Breakfast Burrito is a must try. That's because out of our group of 5, EVERYONE ordered the burrito. Eggs, black beans, cheese, lots of veggies in a spinach tortilla. (It's big so you can save some for later). I really don't know how we all wound up getting the same thing to eat since the menu is extensive. Lots of veggie options available (which always makes me smile) and Leif Garrett album covers on the wall. Saturday brunch was crowded and there was definitely a wait when we left around noon. I guess getting there a little earlier was a good thing. And our waiter? He was adorable (he wished us a splendid day - so cute).
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Christina S.

Hey, I like kitsch! I like no-pretense neighborhood joints! But I'm also a germaphobe. And even though I can't put my finger on it, there's something about eating at Kitsch'n that always feels a little grimy. Like the water glasses. And the tabletops. And the chairs. Seriously, give me a Saturday afternoon alone with it and that dining room wouldn't know what hit it! The food is always solid, the prices are pretty reasonable, and the servers are down-to-earth and friendly. So I say three stars.
(3)
Sarah Z.

This place is pretty good. Go here if you are starving, or hungover. Nothing is healthy and everything is loaded with grease or carbs and kinda spicy. I will be back.
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El G.

This is without a doubt my favorite place for breakfast on the planet. The chilaquiles are outstanding and every time I'm in Chicago I make a special trip to this place for this dish. The bacon and Texas toast are great compliments to the chilaquiles, plus they serve intelligentsia coffee, hard combination to beat. If you're in the nei
(5)
Dan B.

Two friends had brunch plans that already included Kitsch'n, and because I wanted to join them I reluctantly obliged. I had been here once before a couple years ago, and would rate the experience at about 2.5 stars. The food was disappointing, and the service left much to be desired. I of course being the cynical boy that I am made several comments up until arriving, and probably even threw in a couple once seated. All I have to say is that Kitsch'n redeemed itself today for me, in a big way. From the moment we sat down on their delightful back patio we had not 1 not 2 but 3 different people attending to us, all incredibly friendly and genuinely warm. We mulled over the fairly extensive menu for some time and I finally decided upon the southern chicken club per a friends previous recommendation. The chicken and bacon were ample and perfectly crispy, the bread fresh, and the honey mayo...oy the honey mayo was good and tied everything together perfectly. I also very much enjoyed the accompanying curly fries. My dining mates had the coconut french toast, and the chiliquiles which I did not try. The one bite I had of the french toast put me straight into sugar shock...now this is not to say that it wasn't good but I am not a sweet toothed gent, and if you are then I am sure you will enjoy them as much as he did. We all cleaned our plates, and on the way out i stopped in the bathroom to wash some of the curly fry grease off of my paws in the bathroom was quite possibly the most delightful surprise of the experience. A Dyson Airblade, now I am used to seeing these in high end hotels, swanky malls, and even the fancy new Whole Foods in SoNo, but here it was, tucked in the corner of this pink and orange little bathroom...I know many may wonder why this even makes a difference, but for some reason unknown to me, I love these devices...I will chalk it up to being one of life's little pleasures. All in all a wonderful experience, and I will not again make the mistake of waiting 2 years to return, and believe it or not, today inspired me to revisit possibly some other places that I have avoided due to one sour experience. Dare I say, Kitsch'n gave me hope in the power of a restaurant to completely redeem itself for this opinionated, and at times high maintenance yelper.
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Derek G.

This is a great little place. I went against my initial apprehension and had the fried chicken and waffles. It is just awesome and I highly recommend it. The prices are about average for a brunch place within the same genre, or comparable places within the area. Classic cartoons, great food and good service make Kitsch'n On Roscoe a place I would recommend.
(4)
Nicholas W.

Great hangover brunch. The wait staff is super-cool.
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Dusty W.

Since moving to Roscoe, this has become one of my personal favorite places to get something to eat. The chilequiles are hands down my favorite and I'd recommend them to anyone who loves a delicious mish mash of different foods. The atmosphere is very relaxed and the waitstaff is always very personable. A nice side bonus is the the '70s music isn't the stereotypical oldies fare, but a satellite radio station that pumps in just as many familiar as unfamiliar tunes.
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Audra S.

"God damn delightful." That's exactly what I said to my boyfriend as our mid-afternoon wrapped up at Kitsch'n on Roscoe. And that's exactly what it was. We popped in a few days ago to grab some eats after perusing the Roscoe Village neighborhood in search of the perfect apartment. Wow, am I glad we did. Because we drank our faces off the previous night, we didn't even want to THINK about alcohol, so I can't comment on cocktail quality, but I can say that a Tang martini or a Purple Haze Vodka Lemonade rarely sounds like a bad idea. I had a cup of the kids' mac & cheese, he had a cup of chili. YUM. The chili was different in a fantastic way, and though the mac & cheese reminded me a touch of the blue box, I still thought it had a slight edge to it that gave it a bit of grown up appeal. He had the adult mac & cheese entree. I had the BLT. I don't even like bacon and this sandwich was pretty spectacular. Curly fries were crisp and seasoned just right. He said his dish was simply stunning. I mean, as stunning as comfort food can get. Well, nothing says "I'm a fat kid" like more food after a meal like that, but we had to try the Twinkie Tiramisu. Oh. My. GOD. It was freakin' great! So creamy, and just the right size...I really despise restaurants that overload their patrons with food. And the coffee was Intelligentsia, which is never bad, in my opinion. Our server was great, too. We didn't realize that she had just been waiting for us to clear out so she could wrap it up and get out of there, but she never once rushed us, although, I must admit, if she had mentioned it, we would've hurried our dumbasses up a bit. All in all, a nice, relaxing afternoon delight! Oh, and our entire bill was $44! Sooooo affordable.
(5)
Megan N.

Cutesy uniquely named dishes and cutesy unique decor. It's an average breakfast place when it comes to quality of food. Service is fine, outdoor seating is good if you like to people watch, and they are pretty prompt with carry-out orders and stuff. The only time I come here is when VIctory's Banner is closed (Tuesdays, occasional week long hiatus, and late afternoon) and I don't want to walk too far. This has amounted to maybe 2 or 3 times and I'm never satisfied) If you want breakfast DEFINITELY go to Victory's Banner.
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Natalie G.

Why have I not been here before? Seriously- the Chipolte bloody mary's, the coconut crusted french toast and the pigs in a blanket? This place is awesome and has a great atmosphere. Furthermore, the wait staff was incredible. They work as a team, instead of one person assigned to each table, so that service is good and continuous. It is really groovy inside with cartoons being played on the TV's and records and weird stuff everywhere. I also like how they dye their lemonade purple. This place is great!
(5)
Joe S.

Food is pretty good, try the green eggs and ham. They also make a mean bloody mary. A lot of these reviews make me think that some assholes came in with a bad hangover and took it out on the staff. Sit back and enjoy yourself, this place is pretty laid back.
(4)
MaryAnne M.

It seem silly to write a review when there are 60+ already. Oh well. Really 3.5 stars. Been here MANY times and three times since I moved to Roscoe Village.Twice for brunch and once for dinner. Brunch with my 2 nephews; we sat outside and the staff was great, quick service, crayons for the kids, etc. Second brunch was just okay. Service was kind of slow, people who came after us were seated before us$!@#$@^!# Dinner was with a date and was great. He had the steak and I had salmon. Can't wait to go back for waffles & fried chicken.
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Jennie S.

::UPDATE:: I've talked to quite a few friends who have said that their service was crappy. I thought it worth mentioning because I had good service. I guess this place is REALLY inconsistent. This place is a fabulous place for brunch! I went here just last Saturday. Two of my friends and I showed up at about 12:30 and were seated within 10 minutes in their quaint and laid back backyard patio called "The Beer Garden." This place has a 70's psychodelic theme. Don't worry it's more subdued than you may think. This is an ODD request, but ladies, check out the bathroom when you're there, it's definitely unique! Among us, we ordered the Green Eggs & Ham, which were fabulous I loved my Southwest Smokey Chicken Omelette. The Hash Browns are really good. BONUS: They serve intelligentsia Coffee! I highly recommend this place. Everyone has different tastes. This place may not be your favorite, but I think you'll have a fun experience.
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Trinidad F.

Did I mention they have Tang!!!!! TANG!!!! Not healthy at all but still good. Mmmm....orange flavored powder and water!!! Seriously though!!! Who has Tang?! I was excited!
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Jess T.

You know the drill - you're out late on Saturday night, drinking bottle of O'Doul's after bottle of O'Doul's while you're trying to finish that cutthroat game of Scrabble with your homies. You wake up on Sunday morning with a sour taste in the back of your mouth, and when you stumble to the bathroom, an "X" tile mysteriously falls out of your underwear (ooh, 12 points!). After a hard night out on the town, Kitsch'n has the cure. I love the goofy throwback decor and the unabashedly strong coffee. The menu might not be huge, but it's got about all you can ask for from a breakfast joint. The back patio is great on for just sitting with a drink in one hand and the morning paper in the other on warm days, and the inside is cozy, too. Places like this make me miss Chicago.
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Josh R.

Kitsch'n on Roscoe is where I take friends when they stay the night with me in the city. It's friendly, it's fun, and the omelettes are damn good. The wait can be long and it's pretty uncomfortable to wait inside because you stand against this wall and there's a table of people eating about two feet from your crotch. That being said, I went there with a date for dinner and there was no wait and the food they served was very well cooked. I recommend sitting in the back porch area if the weather permits. It's cozy. Plus the wait staff is always on top of getting you refills which earns you an extra star in my book.
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Becky R.

Kitsch'n and I have an on-again/off-again relationship. When we're "on," we're inseparable. But oh . . . when we're off. We've been off for a while, mostly because I've gotten sick and tired of waiting for a brunch table for food that didn't really wow me. I'd rather make my own breakfast burrito these days. A friend and I stopped by the other day for lunch and some day-drinking and . . . my love and I were reunited. I had the falafel pita sandwich with a side of cucumbers and cucumber sauce. It was light and refreshing -- just perfect for people watching and vodka lemonade. Speaking of, the purple haze lemonade is great, but their bloody mary is even better!! I think I'll start going back to Kitsch'n, but more for lunch than brunch.
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Zack P.

Love that I can watch the Jetsons on my lunch break now. Yes, the retro diner theme is a little played out and the indoor seating is cramped but the service was great, the food was yummy, and the chipotle bloody mary worth coming back for.
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Johnny B.

I don't even remember the food here, because both times going the service was absolutely miserable. The first time it was bad, but we chalked it up to a bad day and tried again. The second time was even worse. It wasn't even busy and our server was constantly missing. We had to literally go find her 4 times for separate drink refills and it took 25 minutes after we were done with our meal to get a check. Maybe I'm not cool enough for the hipster staff. I won't be back. Brett's next door is much better.
(1)
Mary P.

I used to go here on a bi weekly basis for brunch. The service was always good, friendly and fast. The menu is fun and I enjoy the fact that you can go healthy, indulgey, sweet or savory. The last time I was here the server gave us a dessert. Twinkie Tiramisu... it had mold on it. I understand if you can kill two birds with one stone by comping dessert. Make a good impression and get repeat bis and get rid of dessert that's been sitting. But... throw some powdered sugar on that or pick it off. Good imprssion turned bad.
(3)
Samantha G.

I liked this place a lot. The food has that home cooked feel and taste to it, but in the best of ways. Fresh grapefruit juice! Overall a cool place, definitely will come back.
(4)
theresa w.

I don't know what was YUMMIER (is that a word?), my waiter or the bacon. I loved the music and the decor, brought me right back to that happy place called c h i l d h o o d. It is perfectly small and cozy with outside seating. I went during the week and their wasn't a wait. The breakfast menu was just okay, if you are looking for eggs and bacon your in the right place. My friend had chocolate chip pancakes and loved them! I'll be back.
(4)
Karen A.

This place is very different than most other restaurants in Chicago. The menu is cool and interesting (who put jalapenas in my tunafish sandwich?) and the decor is a hoot, not a cozy place but funky and fun. They can't decide if they want a retro 70's or retro 80's vibe, but it doesn't matter. Bad 1970's TV shows hum in the background. Kids menu comes in an old lunch box with a goofy discontinued 80's toy. Great:) The salads are very sizeable and yummy too. And where else do you get a Tang Martini...if you want one that is?
(4)
Shane H.

I love this place. It has that Urban Home feel to it. Good specials and healthy choices. The atmosphere isn't rushed like a lot of breakfast places. I ate here for lunch too and it warmed the little space of my heart that needed warming. The service has always been REAL. Not just friendly. They aren't there to kill you with kindness but rather to provide service in a quality manner. WHAT A SHOCK! If you are in the area and want a good lunch or breakfast....try it, you'll like it!
(5)
Megan K.

I came here this weekend with a Groupon in hand to try out a new brunch venue. Upon arriving I was surprised to find that the restaurant was about three times as large as the front room makes it out to be. As we were lead to the back and squeezed past the kitchen, we were seated in the enclosed patio area in the back. This area was quite loud compared to the interior restaurant, but we adjusted and were excited to dive into some brunch. Upon being seated, we were served up two steaming mugs of Intelligentsia coffee (major plus, as I love Intelligentsia coffee) and we poured over the menu. I decided to go with the "infamous" green eggs and ham with a side of bacon (overkill? No...) and my boyfriend chose the Huevos Locos. The food came out about 10-15 minutes later, and I was a little surprised at how small the portion sizes seemed. Sure, each dish claims to be made with three eggs, but those are some of the smallest eggs I've ever encountered! Also, the Green Eggs and Ham came with a side of Danish Hash browns which maybe was two or three small potatoes diced up. For as much as I was distracted by the small portion sizes, I still was pretty full by the time I was done. I chalk this all up to the over-portioning of most restaurants, and the smaller portions also seemed reasonable considering the $8-$10 price tag for most entrees. Now, breaking down my dish: The green eggs and ham: Sure, it looks like dog vomit after a St. Patty's day party, but the dish is quite delicious. The basil pesto was very flavorful and it went well with the bits of ham and spinach. My only complaint about this dish was that it was a little watery due to the spinach, but that happens with any dish when you cook with fresh spinach. I would highly recommend this dish to any Yelper. The side of bacon: It was thin cut bacon, but you got about 5-6 slices. It was pretty standard and nothing made it stand out compared to other bacons that I've had in the past. The Huevos Locos: My boyfriend enjoyed this dish, and his only criticism was that the mango salsa could have been a little more spicy. The service was meh--the waitress seemed less than thrilled when we presented our Groupon. She came by once to offer coffee refills, and when our food arrived (before we had taken a bite) she asked how it was and then never came back until we were finished. Luckily we both were happy with our dishes, but the lunch/brunch crowd was dwindling when we were there, so it was surprising how lacking the service was. Truth be told, I probably won't be back anytime soon, considering there is a plethora of brunch venues in the city. Although that being said, I wasn't disappointed in my dish and experience, but there just isn't anything that will call me back in the near future.
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Laura J.

This place has taken a fairly recent nose dive. Food is just awful. Had the breakfast burrito last weekend, better described as an 'egg sponge'. Use to be a fan of the chicken & waffles, but meat is all grey and strange now. Could look past the forgetful/not great service, but grey meat will be a deal breaker.
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Jeremiah L.

So I've been going out for a lot of brunches recently. We always try to find someplace kind of cool and unusual. Kitsch'n has been my favorite (in Chicago) so far. We sat outside on a perfect Summer Sunday. Good people watching on a cool street. I like a good Bloody Mary to start the day and they do make a good one here. I had the Bayou Crab Benedict. Eggs Benedict isn't my favorite dish for breakfast but I thought I'd give it a shot. It was really good but I liked the Kitsch'n Chilaquiles a little more. Next time I'm going for the Chicken and Waffles. The inside looked really cool too and they were playing some Ramones on the stereo so what more could you ask for. This is a place I would definitely recommend and will go back to again at some point.
(4)
Joshua M.

One of my friends brought my wife and I here on a early Sunday afternoon. Well, it was early when we first got here. First off the place is extremely busy, and the wait just to get a table was ardous. Once we finally got sat we waited well over an hour for food. The server was charming, despite the wait, and pretty much got us everything we asked for. The food was decent. I had the chicken and waffles... the chicken was dry, and the waffles were a bit too crispy, but they had a great flavor. I think during non-peak times this place might have earned a much higher rating from me, but I don't think they can handle their own popularity.
(3)
Carol J.

This should be five stars because I was a big fan of the Kitsch'n on Roscoe but the last three times I've been there and sat at the counter, I was kind of disappointed. Okay, gravely disappointed. When I order the bargain Mac & Cheese with bacon to go and BEG them to leave the god forsaken scallions off and they send me on my way with an order of Scallions with mac & Cheese garnish, yeah, I was a little pissed. I've been to Farmer's Markets that had less scallions than that to go order. Even the homeless guy I tried to pawn it off on was repulsed by it. So thanks bunches for that kitsch'n. Then there was the time I was waiting for a haircut across the street and ordered a glass of wine only to be told, that yes, I had to finish it there because "IT WOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW AND WE COULD BE CITED $5,000". At the time, I held a liquor license in the City of Chicago and the State of Illinois and the odds of that happening were pretty slim and the citation would have gone to me for an open container in a public way, but they had no problem making a little drinky wink to go for one of the shop girls in the hood.....right in front of me. Then the last straw was when I ordered a Cobb Salad and asked them to leave off an ingredient I am allergic to. They didn't. When I asked if they could remake it for me they gave me the old eye roll and sigh and said, "Sure, be right on on it." Needless to say it comes back, all askew with the ingredient visibly absent from the top of the salad but lurking elsewhere under the wilty lettuce. Yeah, nice try. They just took off the top and gave me the same salad. If it wasn't an allergy, I would have gladly picked it off but it was, so when I asked them for a new salad free of the offending ingredient, they should have taken the thirteen seconds to do it. Or, told me "Sorry, we can't modify that particular salad" that I would have understood, but to serve me something that I clearly stated I could not eat is really just being negligent and holding little or no regard for my well being. That being said, wouldn't darken this doorstep ever again and most likely never giving a fair shake to the one downtown either. And I am so not like that. But they also refused to take the salad off my check. Nice huh?
(2)
Sarah F.

I absolutely love this place for breakfast! It gets busy, but seating and service is actually really efficient. You get to you table, and there's a fresh pitcher of lemon water waiting on the table and coffee cups ready! They serve Intelligentsia coffee here too, which is, of course, really great! If you get a chance to sit on the lovely back patio area, do it. It's sunny, warm and so inviting back there. Anyway, menu ranges from whimsical nostalgia (Green Eggs and Ham) to home-style favs like Steak & Eggs with biscuits and gravy. There's also a strong Mexican breakfast theme here too, as they serve Huevos Locos (Spicy Crazy Eggs - with Chorizo), Chilequiles (which they tout as the ultimate hangover breakfast), and an oh - so - large breakfast burrito. Great breakfast, great coffee, and great kitch overall!! Yeah Roscoe Village.
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Beth B.

Where do I start? I went in for a quick bite on a Monday around 1. Even though the restaurant was not busy, the service was horrible and the food took forever to come out. I had the coconut french toast, which was delicious. I ordered a side of the home fries, which utterly disappointed me. I love potatoes, but these must have been cooked the day before and shoved in a microwave. They were extremely hard and oddly heated. My husband had the breakfast burrito, which was mediocre. I didn't think it was possible even, but it was filled with too many vegetables, and not enough eggs. There was a server at the breakfast bar that kept talking extremely loud to another co worker sitting at the bar about her auditions and tranny clubs and how she looked like a tranny. I'm not particularly fond of people making fun of transgendered peoples over a meal. We waited for about ten minutes after we finished before asking the server behind the bar if she could get our server, to which she responded that she could help us. It was frustrating that the whole time we were sitting there, she could have/should have been helping us, but was too engaged in herself and her conversation to pay attention to one of the only tables in the restaurant. I could understand if the place was bustling, but it definitely was not.
(1)
Kate W.

Great experience. We walked over on Sunday around noon. The place was packed. But we put in our name with the cute little host boy who tried to fit us in asap. The wait over at Orange was 45, but at Kitsch we were seated in about 20. They sat us on the covered patio which was nice and warm while still reminding you of what it's like to actually be able to eat outside in Chicago. Staff was friendly and prompt with service. The food was delish! Two of us ordered the Green Eggs and Ham (pesto, egg and ham scramble with hash potatoes and Texas toast) and the third ordered a pesto veggie omelet. We all enjoyed our meals throughly and the portions are fairly large. Meals aren't super cheap, but worth the $7-9. Can't wait for people to come visit me so that I can take them here!
(5)
B R.

I heard about this place one of Rachael Ray's Food Network shows (not 30 Minute Meals of that new version of 30 Minute Meals she has). Everything you see on that episode is there from the classic board games o n the wall, to the bad paint chipping away...only looking like no one dusted them off since that episode. The chairs and tables from the 80s were on their "last legs". The service was B A D bad!!! The waitress was looking like she was in a rush and didn't really care and would rather sing Queen songs than pay attention. Seriously, 10 minutes after sitting down, followed by 20 minutes for my order, unacceptable. Speaking of my order, I just had to try what Rachael had, Green Eggs n Ham. Final verdict: FAIL!!! Eggs were overcooked and turning crusty brown, the "green" part of it all came from only the scallions and spinich "mixed in". The potatoes that came with it were flavorless and some uncooked and the toast, well, they ran out. So, they subbed with an English muffin instead (which was a plus) but never asked me to switch. All in all, my 1st (and most likely my only) visit was a FAIL!!! I guess if you're not Rachael or in the neighborhood you only get to see the ugly side of this place. Sorry, I'll be making my own Green Eggs n Ham...without the BAD SERVICE!!!
(1)
Lori W.

Went here for brunch today. The food was good, service was lacking. We didn't have to wait for a table, but I wish we did. We sat at a table for 2, in the front room, and unfortunately, the table for 5 next to us when we sat down, turned into a table for 6 during our meal. which meant that the person sitting at the end of the table, had his back touching our table during our meal...YUK! And to make matters worse,the table next to us boxed me in, so I could not get out of my chair!!! All this was going on while the owner's 3 children were having a leisurely meal at a very comfy table for 4....who are the priorities in this place anyway?
(3)
Drew S.

wow, I swear I yelped Ktisch'n on Roscoe way back when I went. good thing they started sponsoring some links or I'd have forgotten about it. while clever, often upscaled takes on american classics isn't my favorite food thang I enjoyed whatever it is I had as well as tasting everything everyone else had. needless to say there was meatloaf, mac and cheese, a burger and some sort of crazy french toast (it was a late brunch). the covered back patio area is where the cool kids sit, fyi.
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Robin W.

One of the best Bloody Mary's I've ever had, and I don't like Bloody Mary's. The outdoor patio is nice when it's warm (shame on me for bringing up warmth in winter...). The food is pretty good - the breakfast burrito is tasty, the huevos locos are spicy. The service has always been decent, no complaints from me. The decor is well... kitschy (boo bad joke). I first went here for the chicken and waffles and after looking at the entire menu, I had to try everything else first. Everything's been good so far. I will be back... chicken and waffles are my next order.
(4)
Kyle B.

Pretty good food. I got the tuna melt which was a standard melt. The caramelized pepper jack cheese on top was interesting in a good way. My wife got the phat jacks and said they were standard pancakes. All in all it was a nice meal. Not the best brunch, not the worst. We will be back again.
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Eli S.

This place is the bestest ever. The food is fantastic -- the french toast? delish. the fruit? fresh! the falafel sandwich? crispy and perfectly messy. the oatmeal? oaty! On top of that they have a full bar and sweet-as-punch staff. If only it were easier for me to get to I'd be there alla the time.
(5)
Jeff H.

My biggest regret moving away from Roscoe Village is my distance from Kitch'n. #1 chili in the city in my opinion. I 'd love to go on and on but I'd write a book. Do yourself a favor and try this place!
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Briana J.

This restaurant is cute and as the name suggests- it is very kitchy. It is a great place to take friends from out of town for something a little different. However, the food is just so so. I have tried the green eggs and ham, which is scrambled eggs, ham and cheese with pesto. I was disappointed. It was really just a few basil leaves added to eggs, there was really nothing pesto about it. I do not recommend it. I also have tried the eggs in basket which is an egg cooked inside Texas toast. It was tasteless. My friends often order various sweet breakfests, such as pancakes and waffles. They rave about them. The staff is friend and the coffee is great but the food is just so-so.
(3)
Jess S.

Good eats. The chilaquiles are delish. The salads are good. (And my 'lil sis says she dreams of the mini-burgers.) I think everything is pretty good here, actually. And I like the staff. They are always so pleasant!!! And a clever name, of course.
(4)
Sara S.

Although I've heard so much about their breakfast, I have only been to Kitsch'n for dinner, and it has suited my needs every time. If you want a "home-cooked" meal, but are too lazy/tired/culinarily-challenged to cook, come to Kitsch'n. I love me a good chicken sandwich, and the southern fried chicken sandwich is everything that I wanted it to be and more. My boyfriend had the meatloaf which was equally delicious. Also FYI - While there for dinner, I over heard one of the owners talking about their breakfast and he said that Sundays are a mad house, but early Saturday is usually pretty relaxed and not too crowded.
(4)
Stephanie H.

I will start this with...I will not be back to this place. I went a couple of Sunday's ago for breakfast...early enough, to not have to wait (around 9)...there were a couple empty tables. I thought the service was just blah...the atmosphere was really making me anxious, I felt like I couldn't get out of there fast enough and the food...not great. The entire experience was very blah, I can't think of a better/different word to describe it. I will not go back and I would NEVER wait in line for this place. Note. Obviously I am in the minority, I was surprised to see all of the positive comments about this place. hmmm
(2)
Matthew D.

Walk right on by the pretentiousness of orange to the homey atmosphere at kitch'n. This place is great!
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Peter H.

Laid back and quite the hipster place without a hipster attitude (or price tag). Loved my first experience at Kitsch'n and plan to return when I'm in the city. I had the Chicken Omelet - yum. My friend had the green eggs and ham. I don't eat pork but the meal looked amazing. Spicy bloody mary and a mimosa (more champagne than OJ) completed the meal for us.
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Maria B.

I always enjoy changing it up by going here. I love the stuffed Phat Jacks with bananas and whipped cream and their bacon rocks! The Green eggs and Ham are also delicious. Service has always been good, but sometimes the line is too long on the weekends.
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Taylor F.

Comfort food done right. I've never had bad service here--although the first time I came the kitchen forgot to put the chicken on my chicken sandwich, which was hilarious but slightly off-putting. Still, once I finally got my meal in its entirety, I enjoyed myself enough to come back, and I still stop in when I can. I'm a brunch fiend, and the wait here is never too long, the prices aren't bad, and I always feel full and happy when I leave. Is it spectacular? No. But it's breakfast food--part of what you're paying for is the privilege of not having to cook your own damn eggs with a raging hangover. With that in mind, Kitsch'n hits the greasy, salty spot. (And I like the all the peppers in the hashbrowns.)
(4)
Virginia T.

The first visit was pretty good. We had a "boxed lunch" served up in a tin lunch box and it was tasty, and we had good service. The second time was for brunch and the service was painfully slow but the food quality was still good. The last time (and it will be the last time) I went it was nearly 5 minutes before anyone acknowledged our presence in the restaurant, the service was slow and spotty, despite us being one of only 6 customers in that day, and then even paying the check was like pulling teeth. We actually set the stop watch on our phone and it was nearly 7 minutes from the time they dropped off the check until the time they took it back to run the card! We never got refills, we wanted to order dessert and never even were given the opportunity and the food.... while good, was not nearly good enough to compensate for the HORRIBLE service. P.S. Those cool boxed lunches aren't even on the menu anymore either :(
(2)
Matthew G.

When I'm in Roscoe Village, I truly enjoy a visit to Kitsch'n. The funky, retro bric-a-brac couple with the enhanced comfort food menu make for a winning combination. Personally, I am a fan of the Steak Sandwich and the Tuna Melt. Both are yummy and totally satisfying! Although they are known for their mac 'n' cheese, I was horribly disappointed. It was more like boxed Velveeta dinner than the ooey-gooey baked variety I was expecting. I would not order it again, but that's ok -- there are plenty of other creative twists on lunch and dinner favorites from which to choose. The space in rather cozy, but I think that adds to the kitschy charm. The service is always pleasant and efficient. All in all, I'm a fan of the Roscoe Village Kitsch'n.
(4)
Ben F.

We just moved into Roscoe Village from the Bay Area and have been scouring local eateries trying to find some good new spots when we stumbled upon Kitsch'n this Sunday morning. The food and bloody's were phenomenal. I had the Huevos Loco...a delicious mix of Chorizo, Eggs, Pepperjack Cheese, Habanero Peppers and Mango Salsa all served with fresh tortillas. The wait staff was extremely friendly and kept the coffee cups full. The ambiance is in-line with the name and one can enjoy Tom and Jerry's cartoons with their breakfast. Overall, a great breakfast spot that I will definitely go back to try for lunch and dinner....plus how can you hate on a place with cheap Stroh's and PBR?
(5)
Phil Z.

Love this place, but DON'T order a diet soft drink. I think it's Diet Rite but it's always Diet Horrible. If this place can do anything to improve, it would be to lose the contract with RC Cola.
(4)
Mark K.

this place has it all: brunch, beer, decor, orchids, kitsch.... i've had bluegrass songs to chew along to, poached eggs to point a finger at, coconut frnech toast to dangle a preposition at. the pesto veggie is vigoruos. the coconut french toast is like the west indies. intelligensia coffee makes me more intelligent. i keep coiming back to kitcsh'n. you could say i got an itchin for kistch'n.
(5)
Betty S.

Potentially my favoirte brunch in Chicago!! The best chilequiles in the city! (I have tried many places- so at least in my experience). The breakfast burrito is awesome and my bf loves to get the waffles and fried chicken (the fried chicken sandwiches are awesome too!). The only thing bad I can say is sometimes the coffee in the morning is not good- really bitter not good. so go for a bloody mary instead:) Also- not as crazy a wait as some other spots - especially in the summer when they have outdoor seating in the front too. Great outdoor seating for summer.
(5)
Duff B.

Boy do I wish I liked this place more. It's basically everything I want: fun, unique atmosphere with 60's dining sets and other kitschy artifacts, laid back but attentive service, and a creative menu. Unfortunately, the food just doesn't deliver. The meatloaf wasn't bad, filled with mushrooms and peppers and topped with a port wine gravy, but the mash potato pancake was flavorless. Similar experience with the ginger beef pot pie and the chop salad, with some fine ideas not really amounting to much. I'll probably give their breakfast/brunch menu a shot someday, but I won't be back for dinner on my dime. Disappointing.
(2)
Gfiddy F.

I am a fan of the classic breakfast eats.
(5)
Dave O.

It's a nice small 'neighborhoody' place with arsty/hipster like staff.. with that, you get all the quirks along with it; on top of each other seating, etc. It's pricey in general, slightly above most Chicago brunch places, but the servings are in good portions. The waitress we had wasn't anything out of the norm. Friendly, but not overly welcoming or warm, yet not a total diabolical mess like some.
(3)
Julie H.

Apparently I should have tried the chilaquiles! Our waitress was honest (I love that) and actually advised against them during high-traffic brunch hours because the tortilla chips are not made fresh, whereas during less busy hours the chips are made to order. Since nobody likes stale chips (note: Earwax), we avoided the chilaquiles. Our food was great anyway, but it probably would have been better if we had been hungover; I can't eat greasy diner-food all the time, but sometimes its necessary. Anyway, I really can't believe I haven't been to Kitsch'n sooner! What a sweet little spot, serving a mean side order of mac and cheese! The service was surprisingly fast, considering how crowded the place was. And seriously, I could have camped out in there for much longer, just to take in all the nostalgia (some of which I've seen before in my grandma's kitchen). Also, I LOVED the pic of Maureen McCormick on the wall! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
(4)
Ko N.

Dear waitress at Kitsch'n. I always had a crush on you. I also like your mango salsa and fried tortilla chip things. and the logo of the disco-dude with the fro. That is all right with me.
(5)
Phillie P.

Note: This review is based on one visit It's a "brunch"* place in Roscoe Village. It's ok. Kinda up there in price and there's wait to get in for late breakfast/early lunch aka brunch (went on a Sunday). Chicken & Waffles...okay.... I didn't see anything that caught my eye. It's one of those places I'll go back to w/ the right person(s). I don't know if I personally would make a trek back. Pain in the cooch parking, eating alone, pricey food... eh... nawwwwwwwwwwwww! *I don't get this "brunch" mumbo jumbo... it's a glorified Sunday late breakfast...
(3)
Deborah F.

Since it was 74 degrees out, I sat on the Kitsch'n's back porch today, reading and listening to "The Joker" playing on the sound system overhead. Had the basil pesto and veggie omelet and multiple cups of Intelligentsia coffee -- apparently it's a special blend exclusive to the restaurant. Also one of the nicest waitresses in the history of waiting. Jealous? You should be. I too will be jealous of me tomorrow since there's school to attend and it's supposed to rain; would much rather be here enjoying breakfast outside.
(4)
Eliot J.

my 100th Yelp: i like kitsch'n. i've been about 6 or 7 times and i do have to agree with the guy that said the quality of food has definitely gone down a bit. it would be more acceptable, i think, if the price had gone down with it, but that isn't the case. however, the food still isn't awful and some is still pretty good. (hint: skip the vegetarian chili) i'll cut to the chase for you yelpers that ONLY look for the quality of food: kitsch'n 4 years ago = 4 stars. kitsch'n now = 2.5 stars. the atmosphere is charming in a DIY/70's nostalgia kind of way. it's very cozy, too. the service has been adequate, and my server the other day was very friendly. they do have a backroom that connects to a patio for private parties, which i think is a good space.
(4)
Matt W.

Discovered Kitch'n about 6-7 years ago when I lived in Roscoe Village. It's a really awesome place, filled with charm. The first thing you'll notice walking through the beaded curtain draped across the front door are the board games adorning the tables and shelves. This is the only place I can think of where you can order a mimosa while playing Yahtzee. Their food is great with their signature being Green Eggs & Ham, a literal translation of the childhood classic. My favorite, however, has to be their Chilaquiles. Delicious eggs, tortilla chips, cheese and spices are fried up and served with applewood smoked bacon, tangy salsa and thick, buttery Greek toast. Easily the best dish for that morning after. They get real busy for the weekend brunch crowd but well worth it. Go retro, Kitch'n is a real blast from the past.
(5)
Rachel H.

I'm not from the south, but I love me some chicken n waffles. That's good eatin'. The chicken is very crispy. The decor is right up my crap loving, retro buying alley. The Tangtini is good but really I should just buy a bottle of vodka and a tub of Tang powder and drink it up at home. Maybe I will.
(4)
Nannette P.

I love the look and feel of this place, a collage of all things vintage, mixed in with modern dÃ©cor - fun and lively and lots of color. The entire restaurant is pretty cute, and the service has always been fast and friendly. It's comfort diner food with a unique twist. Stay away from some of the items if you're watching the waistline (i.e. pot pie, fried chicken and waffles), but their tuna melt is delish, along with different brunch menu items like eggs and chilaquiles...yum! Beat the weekend brunch craziness by going in early or later instead of during the absolute madhouse which is Roscoe Village Brunch stroller nightmare. Still waiting to get that fried twinkie dessert the day before my liposuction! Ha!
(4)
Brian M.

Was corrected by another member which jogged my memory--I had the Chicken Salad sandwich as a wrap. There is no turkey avocado sandwich on the menu. That said, my rating still stands, it was a miserable meal :)
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Timothy M.

Kitsch'n is pretty cool. The chicken & waffles combo is a bit baffling, but pretty good. I like the outdoor seating, the neighborhood is beautiful. Prices are decent, staff was friendly and accommodating. I'll be back.
(3)
Allyson C.

Went here for brunch yesterday & loved it! We were able to get in around 1:00 with no wait because we sat at the counter. There were lots of people standing around waiting for tables though. I sat down and ordered a Chipotle Bloody Mary which I loved with one HUGE exception - the thing comes with an enormous dill pickle spear in it!!! This should really be mentioned on the menu because pickles are the most disgusting food on the planet and the moment almost ruined the entire dining experience for me. Our sweet waitress made me another one though and, even though my friend happily drank my discarded pickle bloody, she didn't even charge us for it. I also had the Chilaquiles which were really good even though they weren't quite as good as the ones I love at Le Peep.
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Tina B.

This place is like a good food riddle mixed up with a bad food mystery and wrapped in a jacked up service enigma. And I end up here all the time because it is right next to my kid's school. Sometimes the waffles are made from waffle mix, sometimes from pancake mix and the servers don't give a shit about it one way or the other - "Sometimes it's like that" [giggle]. They will make you sit next to the cold ass front door even if there is a snowstorm and you're with a baby, just so they don't have to reclean a table in the back - and what time the back closes is completely arbitrary, even if there are already people eating back there they might not let you back there, like you're at a pretentious club with a fricking velvet rope ["Saw-reee, I think the back is closed.." [giggle/snotty look]]. They will just completely not put in large portions of group orders, so that some people will have four plates of food and others have nothing - but they'll remember to charge for it! You won't get comped for anything and, in fact, you will probably get attitude. Sometimes they just straight open or close at times completely different than what's posted out front.. Just on and on and on and on and on and on.... Uuugh! Kitsch'n just stresses me out! Every time I come here again, I have tried to cast off the trauma of the last time I was here - hell, I'm frequently the one saying: "Well..., we could go to Kitsch'n?..." But straight up 87% of the time the service here causes a fight amongst our party over whether to stay or leave after all, whether or not to even pay and then drifts into topics like "You don't ever really listen to me anyway." Maybe this building has some kind of messed up mojo karma attached to it. And there's always some small part of the food that is at least annoying if not straight up bad. Chicken and waffles(or ridgy pancakes -whatever you get that day!) is okay, but please don't say it tastes like Roscoe's - especially around me - because it's nothing like that. (please see my Roscoe's related rant here: yelp.com/biz/lagniappe-câ€¦ ) The cinnamon sugar toast is amazingly good - like a deep fried tasting toast, almost like a flat churro, but they only have it sometimes. The syrup that comes with the chicken and waffles is just horribly, terribly bad - tastes like evil. Their fried chicken is quite good, but you better order it before you get a taste for it because it's gonna be a while. You could play on of the very cool board games piled up in the back while you wait - if they let you into the back. The mac and cheese is like a weird soup. Tuna melt is an open faced style with an amazing melted cheese top that is browned in such a way that it is transformed from even being cheesy anymore - it's really interesting and would be fantastic tasting if the tuna salad wasn't made up of 60% raw onion chunks - yelch. The spotty food quality pretty much mirrors the spottiness of this place overall. Oh, and the kitschy stuff like the Colt 45 poster is awlright, but the kitschiest part of this place is that this mid-1990s restaurant concept still survives with service this bad and food this spotty.
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Darwin S.

It's kind of diner food with a twist. I haven't been back for years, but was in the hood the other day after a long bike ride, and had some nice chilaquiles on top of a hangover. I enjoyed watching some kids try and make sense out of an old battleship game. I'm giving it 3.5 stars really, it was A, OK but a little more for atmosphere. I would go back. Pretty good.
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Melissa K.

What a wonderful place. The food is excellent. Who doesn't love chicken and waffles? It's a total comfort food place. The restaurant is cozy and funky, who knew a place could be both. I've been here in a group and we had a blast, the best part was we had the ability to try lots of things. I've been here with just two other people and still had a great time and I got to try different items. In my opinion the best part about Kitsch'n is the egg less brownie batter. It's so freaking good. If you go for nothing else, go for this, it's incredible.
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Nikkie H.

I am a huge fan of the chilaquiles, which could be the best hangover breakfast EVER. The only problem I have with Kitsch'n is the really long wait and the lack of standing room while you wait. I went there this past Sunday when it was a monsoon outside, and people were lined up, in the rain, waiting to be seated. I like the food, but no place is THAT good.
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Vilay M.

Just like the name, it is kitschy. The decor and the food. We went on a Wednesday afternoon, not very busy at all. My bf ordered the green eggs and ham, me, the coconut custard french toast. Absolutely delicious!
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Crystal M.

The three stars I'm giving this place are strictly for the food, which is good, though not mind blowing by any means. It's fairly standard diner-esque cuisine. The service, however, was absolutely terrible. Our server was so totally out of it, we actually played a little game called "what drug is our server on?" He was completely high and spaced out of his mind. He came to our table about 3 times total. Once to take our order. Once to deliver the food (when I had to remind him to bring my coffee which was ordered 20 minutes prior). And lastly, once to deliver the check. Mind you, we didn't ask for the check. In fact, we would have certainly ordered 2-3 more rounds of drinks and thus left a sizable tip. But, I guess he decided for us that our time at Kitch'n was over. It should also be noted that it was not extremely busy, so it wasn't an issue of trying to turn over the table. I would have left him no tip at all, but sympathized with the fact that he needs $ to buy drugs, so we conceded and left 10%. If the service had been good, I'm sure I would have liked this place, but for fear of encountering that same server, I will never go back. Anyway, we left and went to the pub across the street where we had 3 more rounds.
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Jarod P.

The food at Kitsch'n has never blown me away, but it is enjoyable. It's basically just a fun place to hang out for lunch, with a carefully designed "off-beat retro kitsch" vibe, and a menu with lots of good hangover-cure options, none of them overly greasy. It's a good place to take out-of-towners if they're not in town for long and you want to show them the fun side of Chicago (i.e. job appicants :) I always enjoy the chilaquiles, as well as the chicken and bacon sandwich with rosemary mashed potatoes. One time they had a chicken and waffles special that hit the spot, but I haven't seen it since.
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Brad S.

Great Food, great atmosphere but the service is lacking. The waitresses seem to think they are doing you a favor buy serving you.... The breakfast burrito is ENORMOUS and delicious. It will cure the hangover fo sho. Every item I have ordered as been delicious. If the waitresses would cheer up a bit and act like you are important I could easily recommend this place to everyone. For these reasons I rate it a 4 based on the food alone.
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Misse D.

I came here for my birthday brunch on one of the hottest days of the year last summer. The A/C broke twice. They gave us a discount on our bill without having to complain. The food was good. I'd recommend coming here, especially with friends from out of town. It's a cool authentic Chicago restaurant.
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Vincent E.

Had a very nice brunch here today (Sunday 20 September 2009). Very tasty huevos locos; and chilpolte bloody mary was fantastic.
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Kristen W.

Okay this place is cute. Very small though. I think the food was fine, but nothing super special. It's probably not a place I would return to because it was so small and there was a wait, and honestly the food is good but nothing to freak out about. But hey, I appreciate the effort! Cute theme.
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Jerry W.

My wife, oldest daughter, her friend and I all stopped for a weekend lunch at Kitsch'n. This place is really neat inside. Brings back memorys of a childhood time. The place is smaller, but that seems typical for a Chicago place. It was very crowded and clean on the day we went.. The decor was really cool. The food was really good. You have to try the hummus, some of the best hummus I have ever had. I told my wife afterward that I should have ordered more of the hummus and just taken it home. The staff was very friendly. It was not too pricy. I think we will definitely be heading back the next time we are in the Roscoe Village area.
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starli h.

overrated. i took a co-worker there for breakfast. Something i'd absorbed on food network kept me curious about the place so i suggested it. The place is cute and has nice sidewalk seating. sidewalk seating that actually makes sense (i.e. not on a loud, busy street). decor was cute inside. That's about it! The service wasn't bad but it wasn't great. Answers weren't much more than a couple words and I had the feeling i was bothering the guy. I wasn't impressed with the menu. I got the breakfast burrito - it was really dry and there were more eggs than anything. It didn't have great flavor. The potatoes were great, though. I ate all my potatoes! The prices were average. Overall it was way average and I wouldn't go back or suggest it to anyone. I also remembered that I saw it on the Rachel Ray travel show. Which I wish i had remembered before I went there!
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Julia K.

I went here for breakfast after reading some amazing reviews. Not gonna lie, but I was pretty disappointed. It's in a cute neighborhood but there is another breakfast place next door that looks better. The food was good, but it's not that hard to make decent breakfast food. I admit I'm cheap, but I still think it was overpriced. Everyone raves about the "retro decor" - it wasn't overwhelming, though. Service was just okay. It was a Sunday morning at a breakfast place, and I was a server for years, so I understand that. The only thing I really liked was that they served good coffee (Intelligentsia) and then didn't charge me for it. All in all, I wouldn't waste your time - make breakfast at home, you'll save a lot of money :)
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Lena M.

Very yummy! The staff is friendly and the food is good. There's an outdoor patio area for the summer and a nice warm toasty covered area for the winter. Love their chicken and waffles! At 2pm they play showtunes!!!
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Jason S.

After living just down the street from Kitsch'n on Roscoe for more than a year and a half, I kind of feel bad for not having gone more than a couple of times. I went yesterday and had a very enjoyable experience. I had a delicious Ham and Cheddar Omelet and uhm, 2 mimosas. The mimosas are only $4, and while they are kind of small, they are mostly champagne which is the whole point really, right? My friends had the Falafel Pita Sandwich and the Wow Chili respectively. I didn't taste either one of them but both looked tasty, and my friends spoke highly of their meals. We were seated within a couple of minutes in the sunny back patio after sort of walking through the kitchen, which I guess is a good thing. Our waiter Josh was very pleasant and we had coffee immediately upon being seated. I hope to go back soon.
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Kristian A.

Really charming place in the heart of Roscoe. We ended up there for lunch and were quickly seated and served. The hot chocolate was good. My wife really enjoyed the grilled cheese - a lot. I had the chicken salad which I think had some curry on it. It was good, but I think I could find something better on the menu. The curly fries are a great stand-by though. It will be added to our rotation of Roscoe Village restaurants.
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Julia S.

First of all let me say that the server was very nice and attentive. Although my first set of silverware included a dirty knife I was able to grab a clean set from the empty table next to ours. As for the meal, I take partial responsibility for my disappointment because of what I ordered- the mini burgers with curly fries. The fries were delicious, but tasted no better than the frozen ones I've bought at the grocery store to make at home. The burgers themselves were totally disappointing- literally a meat burger on a bun - no lettuce, tomato or onion. I felt absolutely awful after this meal. The "I need to vomit, but can't" feeling. I took two pepto-bismol before heading to bed. The bright spot of the evening was getting to use my NPR Member Card which allowed buy one entree get one free. I probably won't be back. Huge let down.
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Brenna O.

I added another star because Kitsch'n On Roscoe TOTALLY satisfied my late night nachos craving. My husband also really liked their mini burgers, and the macaroni and cheese is cheezy DELUXE. I live right down the street from it now, and I look forward to trying many more things on their menu.
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Jennifer S.

After living in Roscoe Village for a few months, I figured it was finally time that I made my way over to Kitch'n. This week, I brought an old friend there for lunch and a hearty dose of catching up. The front area was pretty full, so we were seated at a little table in the back room. Just from walking by, I would have never known that the back room existed, but it's nice to know that more seating is available. There is even an outdoor patio equipped with a grill, which looks like it will be a great summer spot. Our waitress didn't leave a lasting impression, but she got the job done. When my Tex-Mex veggie burger arrived without cheese and avocado, she speedily brought it back to the kitchen to make the correction. However, my companion had requested that the mayo be left off of his fried chicken club, and they forgot. He didn't complain because he was able to scrape it off, but it was disappointing that they essentially got both of our orders wrong on their first try. (Especially since it was a fairly quiet week day afternoon and not a busy Sunday morning.) I'll definitely go back to Kitch'n because it is so darn cute and convenient!
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K. N.

Went back and had the fried chicken sandwich which was EXCELLENT! I enjoy this place for lunch. The back patio is pretty cute.
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Bella D.

Enjoyed brunch here. After a late night of dancing, laughing and chatting, come on down to Kitsch'n on Roscoe. Had a great Cobb Salad, friends ate Green Eggs & Ham, Denver Omlette breakfasts... Great Bloody Mary Drinks!! Mmm yummie.
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Denise O.

I always take my family here when they come into town. It's great for all ages, 4-65+. They have a great selection of dishes, I usually get the breakfast burrito (on the weekends) or the Two Deuces (egg whites) and a Jack Platter. Great coffee and they are really great about filling up your cup to it's never empty.
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Jen H.

Fantastic breakfast! I had the chilaquiles (sp?) which was essentially an omelette with tortilla chips, cheese and salsa...delish, and a dream come true to a nacho connoisseur like myself. The coffee was great and the servers were right on top of keeping me refilled. While waiting for our food, my husband and I loved playing with the little toys on our tables. At the other location, they have the coolest hand dryers I have ever seen...very space age. Sneak in if you can :) They have super cheap beer and appetizers if you hit them up for happy hour
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Jillian D.

Kitsch'n on Roscoe is another classic case of GREAT food HORRIBLE service. A friend and I decided to go there for brunch on Sunday, knowing full well they would be busy and there would be a wait. When we walked in, the place was packed and there was a couple a head of us, but no where to move to not be in the way. To get out of the way we moved in front of the couple as someone was passing us with food. The waitress/hostess came by at that point and very rudely pointed out that the other couple was there first and we would still have to wait our turn. (once again, fine by that we were just moving out of the way!) When we finally got seated it took the waitress over 15 minutes to even come by and ask us if we wanted something to drink. We ordered mimosa's and still didn't recieve them until 15 minutes after that. Having not been there before, my friend and I ordered 3 things to share. This apparently was a problem with the waitress, for she sighed while writing down our requests. When it came to choosing what cheese we wanted in our low-carb scrammble - we asked her what they had and got a long eye-roll accompanied by a sigh before she listed them (Sorry, I am not a mind reader, I don't know what you have to offer!) It didn't take too long for the food to come (yay!) Everything that we had gotten was DELICIOUS! Biscuits and gravy, low carb scrammble, hash browns, and green eggs and ham...oh my! The food was to die for! Unfortunately, that is the only good thing I could say about this place. We were almost done with the food when the waitress decided to come by and ask us how everything was while dropping off the check. We wanted another round of mimosa's and had to practically beg to get them - since she didn't bother to ask us if we wanted anything else in the duration we were there. I'm sorry, I just assumed you would want to make more money. I would go here again, but maybe on a day they have someone else working, I would not want that waitress again.
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michael k.

I love going to kitsch'n before going to a Blackhawks game because I know im going to leave full and happy, Last time I dined there I had the chicken and waffles, its very tasty and comforting, that mix of chicken and waffles and syrup is awesome, My son had the tuna melt and raved about it all the way down Damen ave to the united center.Been there several times and service was always good!
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annie c.

I liked the menu, b/c there were several things on it I would order and that is rare for me. I ended up getting the chicken vesuvio salad and my husband got the friend chicken and waffles. The salad was served on a plate and was spilling all over the place. The waffles were way overdone and really, neither of us were impressed at all. We sat in the back and we were being tormented by a pigeon that was eating other peoples spilled food (probably due the very small plates they use) and inside it smelled like dirty sink, garbage and a faint hint of pine sol all rolled up into one, terrible smell for a restaurant. won't ever go back.
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paul s.

the service and food were both fantastic. went there for brunch and had the chiptole bloody mary and green eggs and ham. would definitely go back and recommend.
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L N.

I live 2 blocks away, and would almost always rather go to the Victory Banner. On a saturday morning, when your head is still buzzing, the retina burning atmosphere of Kitsch'n is brutal. I can only go in the summer, when i can sit outside. The service is almost always terrible and the food is overpriced, but I can always be coerced into dining there because of the AMAZING chilaquiles. Great hangover cure.
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Tanya M.

I've only eaten here once and once was enough. we went on a sunday afternoon totally hungover. surprisingly it was dead which is nice. Its a lot smaller then you would think but I faintly remember someone saying that there are more tables in another room. I had an omelet i think, obviously it was not a meal to remember. All I do remember is that it tasted like nothing and the hot sauce that they had at the table was awful. I like my hot sauce hot and flavorful not just hot. the rest of my party had the chilatiquila's (?) something like that and I believe they enjoyed it. The friend that took us there said that it wasn't that great of a place but that it was necessary to eat their first before experiencing Orange. I have no idea why. but she says that Orange is awesome, can't wait to find out. Our server was nice but very deadpan/unenthusiastic. He was kinda odd but talkative. It's a cozy place and perhaps their lunch and dinner menu is better.
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Justin G.

I've heard a lot of good things about Kitsch'n. It's gotten a lot of great reviews in magazines, papers, etc. But to me, it's average. Everything about it is good, but not very good. And what it doesn't do well, is not terrible, it's just not good. Cobb salad. Plain, kind of boring. It had all the right things in it, it just didn't do anything for me. Which is sad, because I have a sick love for cobb salad. The specials are hit or miss. Some of them have been pretty good, but not great, and some of them have been bad, but not inedible. The decor is kind of fun, and any time Billy Dee Williams is on the wall hocking Colt 45, I can't help but smile. I like the waitstaff. Friendly, but not pushy. Attractive, but not intimidatingly so. Neither putting themselves through college, yet not middle-aged. It's an adequate place, but not a favorite.
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Matt B.

Best breakfast place in the city! Great brunch drink list. Huge breakfast and lunch menu. Went in the winter and sat on the heated patio. Plan on going back in the summer. Definitely a great hangover cure!
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Elizabeth K.

The last time I was at Kitsch'n on Roscoe was about 6-7 years ago -- and I loved it then. I was excited to go back and introduce my husband to this place for breakfast. We were disappointed. Food was average, nothing special. I had the breakfast burrito which was just OK . Maybe I ordered the wrong thing? Oh well, we will be going back to our usual Wishbone for breakfast/brunch.
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Dan S.

Bravo! You cannot go wrong with anything on their menu, I have tried just about everything, bur really like the tuna sandwich and crabcakes Benedict. Great ambiance inside and out. You bring your dog with to dine outside on the sidewalk cafe tables during the summer. Love the chipotle bloody marys
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Jessica B.

Fantastic brunch place and great service! Definitely recommended:)
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Gfiddy F.

I am a fan of the classic breakfast eats.
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Magen R.

I bought a Groupon for Kitsch'n and tried it out this past weekend with two girlfriends. It was fairly crowded but we were able to get a table as soon as all of us arrived. Much to our chagrin the back patio and the outdoor tables up front were all full but whatcha gonna do? I tried the Cochon sandwich which was a yummy confection of pulled pork, bacon and a mustard barbecue sauce on a delicious bun (it normally comes with ham but I opted not to have it on mine). I really enjoyed the sandwich but there was no where near enough barbecue sauce on it for me! I asked for a side of the sauce and was given a regular barbecue sauce instead of the mustard one that was on the sandwich. It was a good sandwich but could've been made great with more of the sauce. I had it with the curly fries and they were hot, crispy and delicious. One of my dining companions ordered chili and the other ordered a burger with a side salad. Both enjoyed their meals and had no complaints but they felt they were nothing special. The ambiance is unique and vibrant at Kitsch'n with it's vintage decor. The service was fine but nothing special. You may wonder why I am only giving Kitsch'n 3 stars when I have no real complaints. The answer is that while their brunch is good it's not great. Chicago has tons and tons of brunch options and while this one was satisfactory there are definitely other better ones out there.
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Ken F.

Kitsch: (according to Webster ):a tacky or lowbrow quality or condition teetering on the brink. Couldn't have named it more accurately! Crap food. Crape service. High prices. This joint is just like a greasy spoon of by-gone days, where you'd pay around $1.99 for a crummy breakfast on the road; and you weren't surprised about quality. Only difference is the average breakfast is more than $10. Eggs hard; not soft as ordered; coffee weak ($2.99) and waitress didn't come round for a refill; home fries tried hard to be different shoes string style-crap. Miserly portions; service was indifferent. Almost forgot. The half-hearted attempt to connect with 60's pop culture using crummy versions of original rock concert posters is way to obvious. Spend a couple bucks on eBay and buy some authentic ones. Only review I've posted...ever. Believe me. Avoid this dump. Unless you want to get Kitsched!
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Elizabeth M.

Great little spot for brunch or lunch. The glammed-up record albums on the walls are a nice touch, along with the '50s formica tables and sidewalk seating with colorful exposed bulbs. My friend and I enjoyed the brunch special (bottomless Mimosas or Bloody Mary's and candied bacon for 2), plus we ordered the breakfast tacos as well. The spicy cornbread hash is yummy! I was really pleased with the bottomless drinks. Not gonna lie, I was expecting weak drinks in short glasses with sporadic refills. Nope, our Mimosas were served in pint glasses, and our super-nice server brought refills before we were even finished with the ones in front of us. And they kept coming. And coming. The couple next to us ordered Bloodies...also served in pint glasses with an impressive garnish and visible chunks of deliciousness floating around. If you love a Bloody as much as I do, you know what I'm talking about. Don't be discouraged if you walk in and can't find a table. There is a second dining room in the back, along with a back patio. The music was great, too. A nice variety of jams, including Hugo's old-timey version of "99 Problems." Everything about our experience was fabu, especially the service. Our waitress is my new lady-crush.
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Clements J.

We got the tacos and the burrito. The burrito was pretty good - nothing special. My companion didn't think the tacos were anything to write home about. There are no bottomless mimosas here anymore, which was a disappointment. In fact, we discussed this with the server, and she suggested the 'deluxe mimosa' instead. I've never seen a smaller mimosa. I thought it was a joke. The bloody mary was good. Not going to try again.
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Ashlee S.

Went on a busy Saturday morning about 10:30am. No wait, a few tables were open in the main dining room in front but hadn't been bussed so the hostess showed us to a seat in the back, enclosed outdoor area. It was a bit cold and we kept our jackets on through the duration of the meal, but I'm guessing it was due to the first cold day of the year, so they hadn't kicked on the heat yet. No big deal. I was drawn to the place because I'm a vegetarian and they boasted a decent vegetarian menu. Not so much. Their main popular dish had eggs & bacon but said it was able to be changed to cater to a vegetarian. I asked the waitress how - she said they'd take out the bacon. Nah. Went with the breakfast tacos, minus egg, add avocado ($1.50.) Received two flour tortillas, each with a thin slice of avocado and some red sauce and a bit of sour cream. The dish came with a cornbread hashbrown side, which was decent, but at the entire plate costing just under $10, definitely was not worth it. The person I was with had green eggs & ham with hashbrowns. It appeared to be an egg scramble with bits of ham in it. He said it was ok. His totaled a tad over $10. I think the important thing here is to note that the place might be good for ovo-lacto vegetarians who consume eggs & dairy, but they shouldn't really boast a large vegetarian brunch menu because plenty of us don't eat eggs. In short: seemed promising but food fell a little short for the price. 3 stars because service was good for the business and the place had a homey feel to it.
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Lakin S.

I had the Chilaquiles and they tasted fantastic! It was the first time I've had Chilaquiles with red salsa in a long while & I thought it was great. The only thing I would change with the dish is I would prefer to have the bacon (and more than 2 slices!) chopped/mixed into it. Otherwise, it was a good choice. I added avocado to it also & that made it even better! Although, Californians like avocado on everything. I plan to come visit here again!
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Steve L.

The good. Place was indeed as kitschy as the name implied. Food was tasty. The bad. The place reeked of mildew, and they placed the empty water glasses on the surface of the table with the rim of the glass facing down. Given how unsanitary the rags that wipe each table might be, if they're even wiped, it was a BIG gross-out and restaurant no-no. I wound up eating outside because of the mildew smell, but if my friend didn't have her heart on going there, I would have just left before ordering my food. We both had their Spicy Crazy Eggs, also known as Huevos Locos. The egg were, as I said, tasty, but it still bothered me that my meal was made in an environment that smelled like mildew. My friend said it was better 10 years ago. I've been there. I've done that. There are other places to try.
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Mike D.

Kitsch'n On Roscoe is a solid, family owned diner atmosphere for brunch. It definitely met my expectations. They have a solid selection of unique diner options which are all reasonably prices with healthy portion sizes. My friends and I sauntered in here on a Sunday morning, sat in the well-heated patio in the back, ordered: -The burrito borracho -The Southwest BBQ chicken omelette -Biscuits and gravy -Logger's Eggs (not sure what the official name of that dish was) The coffee was good too, which is a must for a good diner. Our server was very nice, and also automatically divided up our check, which was a big help. I highly reccommend checking out Kitsch'n On Roscoe if you live nearby and are looking for a good brunch meal with a relaxed atmosphere!
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Alonzo S.

I have been here several times, and have yet to be disappointed. The service has always been friendly and fast, the food has always been quite good, and the mimosas might be one of my fave mimosas around (it's the orange juice!). Also, as a vegetarian, I have many options to choose from (that actually taste phenomenal). Love bringing my out of town visitors here for brunch, because most places don't offer a week day brunch option.
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Charlotte F.

A friend and I had brunch here in October 2013, and overall it was a good experience. I had the Huevos Locos and they were quite tasty, though not as "crazy" as the name suggests. Compared to other Mexican (or the TexMex I am used to), they were actually a bit bland. My friend ordered a mimosa and did not realize there were 2 different sizes. The waitress assumed she wanted the larger size, and we did not realize there were 2 sizes until the bill came. As far as the service, it was apparently an off-day for some, as one of the servers did not show up and the others were covering for her. So, after about 45 minutes of waiting, our server came back and apologized and told us that amidst the confusion, she'd also forgotten to place our order. She had to come back and ask us what we ordered because she hadn't written it down. We got our meal 50% off after that. I would go back to try it again because the server was very apologetic, and I imagine that is a really rare event. Based on my dish- tasty but bland- I'd venture to try a number of other items.
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Phoebe C.

Kitsch'n is my favorite place to nurse a hangover in Roscoe Village. Get the green eggs and ham... Or their breakfast burrito (but order it with pulled pork)! Even when they're completely full, service hasn't suffered, in our experience.
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Andrew d.

Eggs in basket awesome.
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Neil O.

I really like this place for brunch/lunch. While so many places on Southport corridor have 1.5hr wait times for brunch, at Kitsch'n we got seated right away. Brunch menu mixes it up a bit, we got breakfast tacos (divine) and tuna melt (a little bit greasy but good hangover food!). Wish they did cappuccinos, just straight coffee. Nice outdoor space for warmer weather. Prefer seating out back than infront of store
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Chewbacka R.

I'll give 2 stars strictly because it's a good location and they are kid friendly. However, the food is terrible. I've been several times, as it is convenient when in that hood, and I've never enjoyed. Went again today hoping it would have gotten better and I believe it actually got worse! My husband ordered the basil pesto omelet and said it had zero flavor and it was watery. I ordered the eggs in a basket and it was just plain old disgusting. How do you mess up eggs in a basket? The bread tasted like it was cooked on a dirty griddle and the eggs were undercooked. And the hashbrowns!! They taste like they've been double deep fried with giant sprigs of to rosemary. Again, great location but terrible terrible food. It's really too bad.
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Jill O.

A local diner feel and some creative items on the menu. I loved the hashbrowns...skinny and crispy, and I had a BLT with an egg on it that was delicious and creative.
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Kathleen C.

I have really really really tried to like this spot and I just can't. I've now visited numerous times for breakfast and lunch and have been disappointed each time (note - I had eaten at the other location even more and I think they had a better menu which never seemed to fully cross over to this spot).... Anyway, everything I've eaten here has managed to be bland or just weird. I've tried sandwiches which were ok, but overly boring and not worth the calories. Also, on my most recent visit, I had the breakfast burrito. I love breakfast burritos and usually eat them any time I can find them. This one was so lackluster. It didn't taste like much, but what it did taste like was zucchini...zucchini? What an odd addition for breakfast and one that I did not enjoy. It may have been listed on the menu, and if so, I must have glanced over it since zucchini in my book does not belong in a breakfast item. The coffee is usually good, so I have to say that this is about the only redeeming quality in the meals that I've had (oh, and the bloody marys...very weak according to my friends - I didn't actually try one...though for $5, I suppose that's to be expected...the mimosa was tasty).
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Katie S.

This place is great for brunch. The Chilaquiles are awesome. So much flavor. Add the avocado- it's worth the extra $1.50. The freshness really adds to the savory and the spice. In the summer, it's a great place to sit outside on the patio. Roscoe Village mornings are really nice. Here's my thing- they have so much booze. But they're hardly open for dinner. Maybe that's just a summer thing? I'm not sure. That part just confuses me. P.s. I went this morning and there was a magic 8-ball on our table. That was fun
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Kathy T.

I ordered chicken and waffle for pickup from here. I'm not usually the person that complains. This is honestly the worst chicken and waffle I've ever had! The chicken tasted so plain. I could have gone to the store brought a piece of chicken breast and box of Shake & Bake it would have tasted better. The portions are relatively smaller than I thought. At least they give you fruit, can't go wrong there.
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Rits M.

Went here with mum with a groupon. The place itself is interesting, I thought I was walking into someones house. The outside area seems to be for quick bites, but there are 2 big rooms behind, one being outdoor and that would be really fun in the summer. I have to say though, that I was here during winter and it was WARM. Lots of wood, multi coloured steel chairs and tables and a tiki lounge. They also have some board games to pass the time, it really does feel like you are in someone's house. Liked the little bright multi-coloured lights as well. Staff was great through the course of our meal, even changing my order when I changed my mind. (hey, my mind is a delicate piece of machinery!) We had the pesto omlette and the southwestern bbq chicken omlette. I chose not to get the BBQ sauce on top and was glad I did, since I didn't really like the sweetness of the sauce. The omlette, however, was outstanding, I am eating it for breakfast again today. They come with hash browns and texas toast too, I can assure you you wont go hungry of you come here. The mimosa I had was nothing to write home about, but mum's mai-tai was amazing. I will come back in the summer and enjoy the patio more.
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Romana Y.

Green eggs and ham, no thanks, said Sam. Chicken and waffles with a spicy bloody Mary? The mixture of scents was awful, purged Sammy. First time here was because of the Food Network hype. That was a mistake. All of the dishes were off... as in, indecent. Second time here was on a whim with friends. Wish that spontaneous whim encouraged us to continue strolling. The service, energy, and crowd has, both times, been great. As for the food, well, now we can confirm.
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K G.

Very good. Loved the coconut french toast. Perfect amount of sweetness and portion size.
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Steven M.

This is a cool neighborhood breakfast and brunch venue. The vibe is very cute and homey. This is my second time here and I've ordered the green eggs and ham as well as the breakfast burrito. The servers are very friendly and the food is delicious. Try to sit in the back patio if you can. The green eggs and ham are a must try!
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L B.

Fantastic place! Came her for the New Years Day Pajama Brunch. (Gosh, what a great idea.) The bloody's really helped nurse the hangover. The food was to-die-for! I got the hangover burrito, but I kept leaning over and eating my boyfriends Mac & Cheese. Sooo good! I never knew this place existed, but was pleasantly surprised by it's comfort and odd decor. Definitely will be coming back!!! Bonus: They have good coffee!
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Anthony B.

I really liked the breakfast tacos. The ingredients were very fresh and the portions were perfect for a brunch. The Bloody Mary was pretty average but my girlfriend said the mimosa was great. Overall, both the food and the ambience are unique and comforting.
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Marissa D.

This place is such a great neighborhood hang out. I only wish I still worked and or lived in the area. I come about once a month now, and when I bring my parents they go bananas for the Kitsch'n Chilaquiles - A spicy mix of eggs, fried tortillas, smoky chipotle salsa and pepper- jack cheese; served with apple wood smoked bacon and Texas toast!! And if you have been drinking or did last night its the ultimate hangover cure :-D
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Lauren H.

Mmmkay, ordered from GrubHub a Southern Fried Chicken Club. Over an hour and a half later recieved some iced cold curly fries and sandwich from a delivery driver who had his phone glued to his ear. I called the restaurant, told them the issue, and while two different people (including the manager) told me that they have no control over the order in which the deliveries occur (I'm thinking you kinda do), I was nevertheless offered a resolution. The manager offered me 50% off my order or to redo the order. Since I was hungry and at work I opted for the meal do-over. The sandwich was good with all components eaten together, very fresh and good quality ingredients. Really liked the batter on the boneless thigh but could of used a little salt and pepper. Good customer service may order again.
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Sam M.

I rarely find a meal that impresses me, but last night Kitsch'n in Roscoe really hit on the "wow-factor". I'm a GrubHub addict, nearing my 1000th order this year. I liked this restaurant so much, I'm leaving a yelp review instead of on the Hub. First off, the coffee is great. I'm a French press/clover fiend, this intelligentsia coffee is brewed well. The Chicken Thigh Sandwich is dangerously delicious. The meat is fried flat and the bacon is crispy and crunchy. The waffle fires are closer to a potato chip, but damn do they compliment the sandwich. I ordered the tiramisu also, which I was thoroughly surprised by. Instead of the boring old regular tiramisu, which tastes like old people, Kitsch'n did something fresh and marvelous, with a strawberry base instead of cocoa. The proportions are huge, the price tag mild to steep, and the afterglow wonderful feeling of giving yourself a good meal lasts through the next day. Bravo, Kitsch'n
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Roberta P.

Great place! Very fun hipster atmosphere. Food is unique and tastes very fresh. Loved the kitschn chilaquiles.the hashbrowns are super thin and stringy which most of my friends didn't like too much but other than that it was good!
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Haley R.

Friendly staff, plenty of cool decor to look at, absolutely delicious chipotle bloody mary. Try the breakfast tacos they blew mind!
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Christy L.

A cutesy little restaurant in Roscoe Village with mediocre food. I ordered the Chilaquiles and they weren't very good. Perhaps I shouldn't have tested a Mexican dish at a non-Mexican restaurant. Service was hurried and then slow...
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Patty T.

This place is overrated. The food is bland, the service is bad, and it's overpriced. The only redeeming quality is that they serve intelligentsia coffee. I came here on a Sunday for brunch, hoping that this little spot in Roscoe village would be a nice start to the day. Unfortunately, it wasn't. My waitress, Nikki, assured me that the breakfast burrito didn't come w/mushrooms, - and when it finally arrive, low and behold - there were a plethora in my meal. When I politely told her that she was wrong (and that I'm allergic so can't eat the entire meal) she looked at my like I was annoying her - and apathetically offered to put in a different order - which took an insanely long time to come out. When it finally did, it was very average tasting. Long story short - there are plenty of brunch spots to take your $$ to in the city. This definitely isn't one of them. You can find much better food, service, and ambiance elsewhere.
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Bill M.

It took me a long time to get to this place because it's right next to one of my all-time favorite brunch spots - Orange on Roscoe. And in fact, the only reason I wound up here is because Orange was super-crowded one Sunday morning. I had the chicken and waffles, which were delicious. The waffle was the perfect combination of crunchy exterior and soft, fluffy interior. The chicken was crispy and not at all greasy, as well as perfectly tender. Atmosphere was very cheerful and friendly. Pretty good. A couple quibbles. Nothing that would prevent me from going back, mind you, but things to note. First off, the waitress taking care of me was a little slow. To be fair, the place was pretty busy, but it still seemed like she was having an off day (she was, however, very friendly). The other quibble is that the coffee was weak. Other than those two little things, well done.
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Jen M.

The food is delicious, albeit a bit pricey. It's a great place to bring visitors and tourists.
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Christina G.

I came back here on a random Sunday morning when we didn't feel like making ourselves breakfast. It was one of the first nice days of the year, so we decided to bring our dog and sit outside on the patio. Service was wonderful, and I was surprised at how welcoming they were to my pup. Many of the shops/restaurants on Roscoe are accommodating, but they definitely went out of their way here to make sure my dog had water. I ordered the Huevos Locos and it did not disappoint. I created my own little tacos from the egg scramble and mango salsa on the plate. Plus, they packed on the potatoes, so I didn't stand a chance of finishing this tasty meal. I also topped my meal off with a mimosa, which at $4, I found pretty reasonable. It wasn't busy when we got there around 9am, but it was pretty crowded and had a wait when we left. The place is pretty big, but if you want to score outside dining on a nice day, go early or be prepared to wait. We will most certainly be back!
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Erica L.

Tried Saturday brunch here with the hubby a few weeks ago. The weather was nice and both the outdoor and indoor seating was crowded. We were seated pretty quickly. I really liked the retro decor and awesome retro music playing in the background, which was just the right volume and not distracting. It was easy to pass the time looking at all the cool posters, signed, and photos decorating the walls. Service was friendly and prompt. Hubby ordered the Fried Chicken & Waffles w/ coffee while I ordered the Green Eggs n' Ham..Sam and a purple haze lemonade. The omelet was delicious. The fried chicken was so-so and the waffles could have been more crispy. Incidentally, hubby thought his dish was better. Oh, and they host parties - they had a midnight gourmet doughnut party a few Friday's ago.
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Kelly C.

My friends and I were at Retro on Roscoe and stopped in for some cocktails on their patio and had a great time. The drinks were delicious and to top it off the manager (I think) gave us fantastic black bean dip and chips. I have no idea if this is what they typically do but we loved it and he gave us a refill when we were getting empty. When I'm back in Chicago I'll definitely stop by!
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Pat M.

I've web here a couple times now and the food is always great. This trip had the chicken and waffles with a spicy bloody mary. My sister in law had the green eggs and ham. Quick and friendly service. Food was exactly as we ordered and came out quickly. Plenty of good flavor to be had here. Serving size is more than ample. If you have a minute to sit and enjoy a good meal at a reasonable price, I highly recommend Kitsch'n
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Jennifer R.

Wow, I can't believe I have lived in walking distance of this place for a year now and only have experienced the full deliciousness of it as of this week. I met a couple friends here for a late Sunday brunch and we instantly loved the cute atmosphere. The place looks pretty small from the front, but has a larger room in the back and a patio. I order the bbq chicken omelet and it was perfect! So often omelets are massive and greasy lumps, but this one was light and fluffy with a perfect ration of egg to other ingredients. Also, the roasted sweet potatoes on the side and coffee were tasty too. My friend from out-of-town got the chicken and waffles and already wants to go back when she visits again.
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Chelsea S.

I think it's the best breakfast around the area. The biggest down fall is make sure you aren't super hungry going in because there is always a wait. I wouldn't recommend it for the other meals, just breakfast. It's a small place so be prepared to squeeze in!
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Jen G.

Great Chilaquiles and Bloody Mary's! A go-to spot for me when I visit my best friend, who lives in the neighborhood.
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Jessica B.

I came here with my family for Mother's Day brunch. The breakfast tacos, huevos locos and egg BLT were amazing! So good. The fresh squeezed orange juice was refreshing and the service was spectacular. Great location in RV as well. I'll be back!
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M W.

I'm really in love with the atmosphere at Kitch'n. There's an endless amount of stuff to look at. The brunch is pretty delicious, but my most recent experience at the dinner was a little underwhelming. I liked their nachos, but the tacos were kinda plain. My mom ate about two bites of her taco salad because she thought it was so bad. Next time, I'll stick to the brunch.
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Phil D.

This is our favorite place in the city for brunch. We've gone over and over again. We are big weekend brunch people and have tried dozens of places throughout the city. Somehow we always end up back a Kitsch'n. The food is great, the drinks are even better. We've never had a bad experience and we've tried almost everything on the menu. Definitely stop in and give it a try.
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Rachel G.

Wish this was a great neighborhood spot. Been here a few times and unfortunately found the food subpar. Last time, a few people at the table actually were not feeling well if you hours after. Probably will not return despite being so close to where we live.
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Padma A.

went in for lunch with colleagues since we were in the neighborhood. I ordered the Kitsch'n Tuna Melt which was a big portion and the others did brunch items, coffee and dessert. Think its popular with the locals and staff seemed courteous with tattoos and dyed hair. I wouldn't travel all the way from downtown to eat there again.
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Matthew D.

I was wrapping up my trip to Chicago and I returned to a small place I had dined at before when I used to live here. I was solo so I sat at bar. There were two employees hanging out at the counter, (it was early and the place had yet to pick up, which it did by the end of my meal). These two young ladies were a perfect fit for this place and their scrap book discussion, Etsy, Regresty (funny website posting bizarre Etsy items I learned) and general topics were great eavesdropping material. I drank three pots of coffee and order the Huevos Locos (Spicy Crazy Eggs) 10.99 3 eggs scrambled with spicy chorizo, habanero, mango-mojito salsa & pepper-jack cheese, served with warmed soft white corn tortillas, garnished with fresh fruit. I thought it was OK. The eggs were a little dry, they didn't overdue the chorizo, which is no small feat so kudos for that and the habanero had a beef to pick with me and won, stuff had a nice kick to it. The warn corn tortillas were a treat and helped the meal, but I feel like it needed something else. To Recap: The Good: The decor is the standard for kitsch and put a smile on my face. The staff is very helpful, cheerful and attentive, they deserve five stars, great group. The Bad: Bad is too strong, but there are some amazing places for breakfast in Chicago, if this were in Kansas it would be five stars, but in the Windy City the expectations are higher. I would come back, but it wouldn't be in mainstream rotation. The Band This Restaurant Most Resembles: Devo. Retro with their own side of funk.
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Timi C.

This place is interesting. I had an omlet that had mango! Interesting! The tables and plates remind me a dining hall that has been open for many years. Clean the tables and get some new scratch-free plates!
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Elizabeth V.

I am sorry to say that this once favorite spot has declined miserably! The service is slow and spotty and the food disappoints. On a recent visit, a "tofu scramble" contained chucks of cubed tofu and sad veggies. My dining companion ordered a Bloody Mary that she found undrinkable and her toast was like shoe leather. What a shame!
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Rob C.

Gave this place the benefit of the doubt by returning,wish we hadn't. One of the staff was really rude, talking about us out loud rather than helping out - worst service I've had in Chicago. Food is ok but really greasy. Plenty of other breakfast options around that are far better.
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Daniel G.

I walked into this cool nosh place and fell in love with its coziness and gemutlicheit. The two beautiful hostesses, Katie and Rachel, were totally awesome and sweet. I recommend the grilled cheese sandwich and the chilaquiles. They're only open till 3 so hurry up and enjoy the goodies.
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Jonathan M.

I haven't been here since 07, so I thought I would give it another chance. Everything went smooth right up to the point when I received my food. I heard them telling people that they were closing the dinning room and we were already sitting in the dining room. They then proceeded to push all the chairs and table to one side of the room and mop while we sit in the middle of the dinning room. What a crappy thing to do. I'm done giving these guys chances. As a side note I can't tell you weather the food is any good because I didn't have the chance to enjoy it. I packed it up and It was mediocre by the time I got it home.
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Matthew S.

Today was their "Wow" chili (with bacon and mangoes..yum) plus their Southwest salad with carnitas, roasted poblano peppers and house dressing. Just fantastic. My partner had the southwest omelet with roasted rosemary potatoes. We cleaned both of our plates. This place is a fun experience as its retro cool.
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Dave F.

I have mixed feelings about this place... I guess I am supposed to like it because it is in a trendyish neighborhood and everyone else thinks its great. I just don't feel it with this place. The food was average. I had Chicken and Waffles which was bland, the chicken was overcooked and you get half of waffle. When you think about it I got half a waffle and an overcooked chicken thigh for eleven dollars. My wife enjoyed most of what she got and I frankly can not remember what it was. We also got what they called a Kitsch'n Twinkie Tiramisu that was just bad. It was so chalky and flavorless. I actually felt bad when the server asked me how it was because I looked at her and just said "okay". I feel like she was genuinely disappointed that we didn't like it. The fresh strawberries were the best part of the dessert. The service was fine and polite. The staff kept our drinks full and our plates were cleared quickly. When we asked our check came promptly. I really don't have a gripe with the dÃ©cor or feel of the place. I think it should be cleaned more often. The parking can be rough because there is only street parking. All in all, it was just not my kind of place...
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Juliet L.

I love the quality of their food. Great bloody marys too. Yum!
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Meaghan L.

This is my first time getting food from what looks like a very good place. The food was disgusting, the delivery guy had us meet him outside, and they refused to give me a full refund. We had the chicken n waffles, biscuits n gravy, and green eggs n ham. After 2 bites it went in the trash. Something tasted off and trust, I'm not a picky eater. Never again!
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Molly R.

I live in Roscoe Village and went to Kitsch'n for the first time a few weeks ago. I was not impressed. The food is super bland, no flavor at all. All the food just tasted odd. Not sure how you can make chicken and waffles, breakfast potatoes, and even bacon taste bad...but they did. We took a few bites, and couldn't continue eating...we were starving and couldn't even eat it. Ended up going to Wendy's. Needless to say, not a fan!
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Donald S.

After reading the reviews of this place we were not expecting much but a place that served tofu and meat products as I'm a vegan and my girlfriend is not. We were very pleasantly surprised by the friendly and attentive service. The food was very good and our waitress gave us some very useful ideas on how to spend our day after realizing we were from out of town. Overall very good experience.
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Julia W.

We live very close by to Kitsch'n and have only eaten here a few times. We have had both their breakfast and their artisan taco dinner, just not lunch. Breakfast was delicious. I got an omelet and my husband got the hangover cure - cannot remember its exact name. Mine wasn't the best omelet I've ever had...but I ate all of it, if that tells you anything. My husband loved his meal - I do usually call him the human garbage disposal so it suited him well. As for the artisan taco dinner: tacos were delicious! Taco salad was a waste. It's basically bagged lettuce with barely any extra toppings and some crunched up tortilla chips - it wasn't what I was expecting, and definitely not worth ordering again. Service was OK - For breakfast: During one of our visits, there were plenty of tables, the kitchen was short staffed and behind. We asked if we could just sit and order when they felt we could. It didn't take long for her to take our order, and truly it didn't take long at all for our food to arrive. Which was a good thing. But we weren't offered refills - without asking - on coffee or water, which for be is always a negative. We probably will go back. But just wasn't as good as we anticipated (based on other recommendations.)
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Char Y.

We were here for a weekday brunch and we ordered famous chicken and waffle - ok, greasy boneless chicken chicken sandwich - ok, it's the same chicken as mine!!! coffee - intelligencia but watered down just ok lunch! could be better for $28!
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Zack R.

Kitsch'n was always one of our favorite breakfast places in Chicago. You can't go wrong with any of their dishes. But I highly highly recommend their chilaquiles and add the spicy pork. They'll serve it with an excellent salsa verde, but you really won't need it as the dish is juicy and spicy enough. Service is always so nice, and there's ample seating out back, or on the front sidewalk if the inside is crowded.
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Sony A.

WOOOOOOO!!!! Love this place!!!! I can't say enough. Chicken and waffles, YUM. Love the potatoes with red onions. I had a BBQ Chicken omelet. Tasty! :) I love that their menu has a variety of things you would typically never try, yet the combinations are amazing. The coffee is excellent, i'd say better than starbucks. They have their own coffee beans which we were told they sell 1lb bags during the holidays. Kid friendly, great location, attentive staff, outdoor seating and best of all great food. Definitely going back. :)
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Heidi R.

I was super excited to check this place out so I made a reservation for Mother's Day brunch. I never come out to Roscoe Village and I love the area and this place definitely is super cute and retro. We loved the dÃ©cor and the table decorations. I couldn't believe how small it was until the end of my meal when I walked to the back to use the restroom and saw how large the dining area is in back and they have the cutest outdoor patio. Super jealous, we would have loved to sit outside. Owell... So the food here was decent. I was expecting a larger menu as they advertise 2 brunch menus online. The options were slim and when I decided to get the crab cakes benedict I was super disappointed when the waitress said they were out of them... I got the green eggs and ham, my mom ordered the veggie/pesto omelet, my brother ordered the ham and cheese omelet and my other brother decided to go with his unoriginal order of eggs and he went with the coconut French toast. We split an order of bacon and biscuits and gravy. My brother had the bloody mary which was good and we all got a round of mimosa's. The drinks were tasty and we were super excited for our food. But when it came, we were kind of wondering where the rest of it was? My green eggs and ham came with potatoes and 1 piece of Texas toast. It said 3 eggs but looked like maybe 2... and my bro's order of French toast was tiny. Two pieces and about 3 berries for almost $10? Not really worth it. The food was tasty but the portions were tiny. I think we are definitely big eaters but if this is what you call a hangover brunch it isn't curing a hangover and is definitely not filling up our tummy's. My bro wanted to grab McDonalds breakfast on the way home! I don't know if I'd go back, the place was so cute and although the portions were small, the food was good. Green eggs and ham made with pesto was delicious!
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Thomas M.

Can't say it's was bad, and can't say it was good. Just stuck in the middle. Service was great, food was ok, but somewhat pricey for the portion size. Would I go back for breakfast, probably not.
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Jaf Y.

Went this morning with my two kids. The staff, especially server guy, was very kind and attentive. Food was very good. I ordered, and ate, green eggs and ham and coffee. Loved it. The basil pesto is very flavorful and though the potatoes were nothing like I expected, my son and I finished them with no problem. Kids ordered mini burgers and grilled cheese. I assume that both were good because both disappeared. I'd go back for sure.
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Sarah Beth B.

Astoundingly, I had not been to Kitschn since BEFORE YELP EXISTED. I know, mind-boggling. A friend and I popped in during a long walk on St. Patricks Day, and it proved to be an excellent place to hide from the drunken St Patty's masses (mostly. the parents fo the family next to us were WASTED, and their two little kids were wild as a result. Luckily, they left quickly). We sat outside and had a leisurely brunch-- burrito for me, green eggs and ham (minus the ham) for her. We were both super pleased. Laid back vibe, friedly and quick services, yummy food. About all you need for a good sunday brunch!
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He And She I.

We ended up here when the Ban Mi restaurant was full, and I'm glad we kept walking this far. It's kind of a funky, hipster place, with freshly made food, served with love.
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Anne H.

Sat outside on a nice day for brunch, so that was good, though the people next to us had their dog, and I am not a fan of dogs in my eating space. I had bacon, eggs and crispy hash browns, which were just fine. I was very excited that they had cinnamon toast on the menu. I love good cinnamon toast and figured if they had it on the menu it must be special. I was dreaming of toast with a buttery, crunchy cinnamon topping. Boy, was I wrong. I got a piece of toasted bread with a little bit of cinnamon and a little bit of powdered sugar dusted on top. That's it. No butter, even. I don't think you can even call that cinnamon toast. Boo for that, Kitsch'n!
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Audra C.

Wow... The mighty have fallen.... Husband and I haven't been here in AGES, and something has happened since we were there last. We came in and ordered our regular orders-- He got the chicken and waffles, I got the Chilaquiles. Chicken and waffles were now a overcooked breaded cutlet and dense chewy waffles. No longer were there luscious pieces of actual chicken and light and fluffy waffles. My chilaquiles were more tortilla than anything else. The sparse cheese was government-grade and the eggs were almost nonexistent. Both of us had bacon... instead of the thick-cut awesome bacon they had before, it was diner-grade bacon, and not in the good way. Greasy, small, and limp. It seems like they decided to cut corners somewhere, and it definitely showed. We won't be back. :(
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Diane G.

Mmm I wanted to like this place more than I did. The line at Victory's Banner was too long so we moseyed on over here. I really like the decor of the place---very eclectic and retro, and they have a back patio with a cute tiki hut bar. My coconut french toast was pretty good, but the service was what ruined it for me..our waitress came off as rude, passive aggressive, and was just overall inattentive. Another major gripe of my friends was that their so-called "hashbrowns" were really just house potatoes...not that house potatoes aren't delicious, but when you're expecting good 'ol shredded pieces of potato in the form of a fried patty, house potatoes just aren't gonna cut it. Apparently Danish hash browns are different, but they really should clarify that on the menu. Sorry Kitsch'n...I'll be on the flip side---at Victory's Banner!
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Annalea T.

I wouldn't waste your time on this place. I have had 3 bad experiences there... Two of them when it wasn't crowded at all. Food has been cold &toast tastes like it has been sitting out all day, last time I was there and ordered wheat toast, I received white, which I couldn't even take a bite out of because it was so old. I requested a new piece and had the exact same thing happen again! The meat they serve is not very good quality. I have had 2 different experiences where I ordered chicken in my eggs and it is grey and fatty, looks like it was frozen and poor cuts of the meat. The service is okay, the waitress I remember was sweet but forgetful.. She must have been new, but she only had me and one other man at the bar and she forgot both of our drinks and was just standing there... We both had to remind her. I have no idea why this place was on the Rachel ray show for a good pick to eat. Take the damen bus up to bucktown for an actual quality brunch. Do not waste your time paying much more than you for this gross, cold food!
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Steve H.

I used to come to this place often in the past when I lived nearby because I enjoyed the food and the old school atmospheric looks of the place. Meh, it's been on a steady decline though. The green eggs and ham, although still delicious is now ridiculously tiny. A kindergartener can mouth it down in three big bites. Decided to try their alcoholic coffee on their specials list which was new to me and I should've seriously reconsidered. I went with the good old standby of an Irish coffee thinking I'd get a traditional mixture of black hot coffee, Jameson's, crushed brown sugar topped off with a fluffy layer of cream... What is delivered to my table is a coffee mug filled with regular coffee and maybe a half of a shot of irish whiskey... all for $8. You have got to be kidding me! The service is a complete joke as we had to wait 30 min for someone to take our order, than another 30 min for someone else to refill our drinks, another 30 min for a different person to give us our bill and then the bus boy to hand us our change another 30 min thereafter. Talk about disorganized and the place was only half-filled!
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Amanda S.

Super yummy food! Awesome funky retro decore! Very nice and attentive staff! Aweoms outdoor patio's! A must go in Roscoe Village!
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Brad E.

No idea if this place is actually any good because the food we ordered never showed up. They blame the delivery guy and said someone else got my food and it will be remade and delivered in 15 minutes. Over an hour later and there's still no food. I called them back and they actually said "I don't know what to tell you". Really, how about you cancel the order and give me a refund? The best food in the world doesn't do you any good if it never shows up. Stay away if you know what's good for you.
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Yanyao N.

5 years ago, J used to live in Roscoe Village and we would eat at Kitsch'n pretty regularly - breakfast, lunch, brunch, dinner... we are pretty hungry people. I had always remembered it as being pretty good. A solid place where you can get some green eggs and ham, or meatloaf, and their curly fries were always great. Last night we stopped in and after we were sat, realized that this wasn't ordinary dinner. Apparently, now they close at 3pm and no longer serve dinner and we had accidentally walked into a pop-up dinner thrown once in a while to showcase their catering services. (Is it really a pop-up dinner if you do it in your own restaurant and serve catering food?) $25 for 3 courses - why not? It started out good. They brought us a plate of snacks - pistachios, cheese, salami, focaccia, and great pickles, followed by an "amuse" of watermelon gazpacho - far too large for an amuse, but I love cold soups. The actual 3-course part of the meal though? Not so great. 1st course was BBQ pulled pork sliders and curried chicken salad on toast points - so-so. It was the 2nd course that shocked me - J has the roasted veggie quesadillas and I had the fried chicken with slaw, corn on the cob, and biscuit. In what universe would I prefer a VEGGIE QUESADILLA over FRIED CHICKEN? Well, it happened here. It was a boneless chicken thigh with some not-so-great breading. My favorite thing on the plate was corn on the cob, and I still would have much rather had J's roasted veggie quesadillas (insanity!). Desserts (a mini pecan pie and lemon bar) were picked at - the crust on both was SO dense. The Champagne Paloma cocktail also disappointed. Very sad. Service was fine though - I'll give them that.
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Evan Thoreau H.

Want to get transported back to the good ol' days of the 1970s? Forget about that stupid ol' time machine and get on down to Kitsch'n! From the good peeps who brought us VOLO (and conveniently right across the street), Kitsch'n is an ode to the campy, the colorful and the delicious. In my opinion, this is one of the best brunch places in the city. Amazing chilaquiles, tasty Bloody Marys and a delightful patio out back where you can soak up the sun and try to remember what happened the night before. Note that the wait can get a bit long on weekend mornings, but just ramble down the Roscoe Street (a real charmer) while waiting for your table. Prices are reasonable, and if you can ever catch their once-in-a-while evening specials, you'll be transformed right back to your family dinners as a kid.
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Amy H.

It pains me to rate this place so low because I had high hopes when I saw how cute and well, kitchy, it was. Our server was kind and attentive. However, the food was unimpressive- nothing tasted very fresh-like it had all been prepared that morning and we were eating it several hours later. I believe I was also over-charged, which sucks, and I should have spoken up. $15 dollars for breakfast tacos? $11.99 plus $3 for pulled pork (oh, and i got about a teaspoon of pork on each of the two tacos). Being overcharged left a bad taste in my mouth, but so did the super boring tacos.
(2)
Dan G.

Awesome patio in the back. Best part of our experience. You would get an extra star for this alone but the service part took it back with a negative star. :( Food- 2 stars- breakfast food that doesn't stand out. Came out cold. Chorizo that tasted like ground beef. I was hungry after a long day and night so just ate it. Coffee was good. Service - negative star- I think we had a server. I am pretty sure someone seated us. Got us one cup of coffee. Then seemed to forget we were there. It was fun trying to flag down the other servers to ask where "ours" went as well as watching other tables sat after us receive refills on drinks and food before us. I Needed water and coffee badly that day and would have tipped well if we would have been so kindly obliged. This I suspect was also probably the source of our cold food that seemed to take a year ( or 45 mins - but seriously it's breakfast food) to get. A couple drink refills would have been great in that waiting period. Trendy neighborhood and prices should equal a much better experience.
(2)
Shannyn A.

The huevos locos were really good. We sat down for a coffee, PBR and some good breakfast. The location was really cute- very, as the name describes, kitschy. You'll see cute retro items lining the walls, a giant Tony the Tiger and vintage vinyl record albums covered in glitter. Good food, a little cramped but worth it for brunch when you don't want to make brunch into a four hour wait all day affair.
(4)
Sage P.

Are dutch hash browns supposed to be completely crispy? I paid way too much for a okay breakfast at Kitsch'n. I will say that the $5 freshly squeezed orange juice was delicious. I should explain that I ordered my food for delivery. Maybe the experience would have been better if I had actually been there. It certainly would have been hot. It was curious that the food was cold upon arrival because the delivery man gave me false hope by delivering it in record time. The best thing about the breakfast was the toast. I suppose the bacon was pretty good as well, but it's pretty hard to mess up bacon.
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Maria G.

Not diggin this Kitsch'n. I really want to give it 2.5 but... I ordered the Green Eggs & Ham (as seen on Raechel Ray it boasted on the menu). It said it had pesto, spinach and diced ham and the like. It was totally flavorless and the ham was yucky phony ham. My breakfast mate ordered the famous chicken and waffles and that was just plain bad. It was like a frozen boneless chicken breast with some breading. The waffles were tasty but you only get a half a waffle. The chicken was totally flavorless as well and makes me wonder if they got any salt in the kitchen. I don't think I'll be back here because the food was just not good. Sooorrryyy!!!!
(2)
Heather P.

I certainly enjoy the inventive menu to match the 70's inspired decor. Outside dining is a plus. I've been twice and both times have been a little less than impressed with the food. The first time I ordered a falafel; which was probably a poor choice anyways because this isn't the place to go for Middle Eastern food. On the other hand, my friend had the chicken and waffles and I was more jealous than I've ever been in my life. That was really good, although I felt a bit pricey. The second time I went was for brunch and I thought it would be fun to get The Green Eggs and Ham, but again it was a big let down. I'll give them one more chance because I really do like the atmosphere inside.
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Natalia K.

I came here twice on two different groupons and both times my experience was a pleasant one- nothing outstanding- but way better than just ok. Service was super nice. The diet "cola" isn't so good. I guess I love my diet coke way too much. The first time I went with sweet and had the loaded phat-jacks, which were phat, but not all that loaded. I definitely had to load them some more with some syrup, because there wasn't enough sauce. I have a major sweet-tooth though, so others may find them loaded enough. Had a side of sausage too, which was sliced, and good, though a little dry. With syrup though, it was much better. Second time I had savory and tried the green eggs n' ham. Yum. Seriously cleaned my plate, except for the onions that come with the potatoes. But yeah, the greeniness in the eggs is a perfect combination with a generous amount of ham. I'm glad I tried both sides of this place with the groupons. I'm moving from this area soon and don't know if I'd make the trip all the way north to come back, but if someone else suggests it, I wouldn't be mad at them.
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Jessica L.

Second time I've been here and will definitely be back for more! The Bloody Mary is one of the best I've had in the city. Lots of flavor but not overly spicy. This time I got the Coconut Crusted French Toast - to die for. The raspberry sauce on the side is sooo good, could easily use two sides. The French Toast itself is almost doughy it's so soft, but the coconut crust gives it a sweet crunch. I also ordered a side of hash browns to share - the rosemary leaves in these really did it for me, so much flavor! Service was great too. Got two meals and a side for under $35. Restaurant size is a little small, so make sure to come early because this place is always full! Great for people of all ages.
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Lois A.

There were so many 4 star reviews on yelp that I expected a lot more. We were seated kind of wedged in between two tables of people so my husband was shoulder to back with the lady at the next table. It wasn't packed in there and this was even more annoying later on when I went to the bathroom and saw that there was a ton of seating in the back of the restaurant. The big complaint really is that the food wasn't good. The chicken sandwich I had tasted ok but I only ate half because it just seemed like a heart attack waiting to happen and why fill up on something that is just ok, not even good? My potatoes were listed on the menu as rosemary potatoes but I don't really know what they were. They looked like a greasy brown blob and they tasted like it. The crab benedict was only ok and the greens with it were just that...no seasoning, no dressing, just some lettuce sitting there.The hot sauce on our table looked nasty, like 500 people had used it before us and it had never been wiped down. I'd wanted to use it but one look at it and there was no way. And there was so much dirt in the bathroom corners that I really, really wished I hadn't used it. Our waitress was awesome and really friendly but there are just too many other places in this city to spend my money here again. When I think that I could have had brunch at Mexique for the same price I want to cry.
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Casey C.

I am giving 4 stars for 2 reasons: The Awesome atmosphere - its the best in the city for brunch. NO LIE The fried chicken and waffles. They are the best in the city (i see that some reviews disagree) but I am hoping there are no changes because this is why I keep coming back. The staff is a weird mix - some are great and some are terrible (really bad) - so it just depends on who you get. And you either will have a great experience or you will wait 15 minutes to get your coffee and have them turn in your order. I may have rated a little high, but i love the atmosphere and the chicken and waffles!
(4)
Greg W.

WOW.....love this place! Keeping it simple when my stomach started growling when we entered due to the food smell it was a good sign. We sat in the back patio enjoying the sunshine, the waitress was honest on picks and choices, she was extremely attentive as well as a fun personality. The food and the varied combinations was impressive.....best of all delicious. My stomach was not disappointed at all!
(5)
John H.

Open face tuna sandwich was recommended and good. Nice atmosphere and outdoor seating if you want. Family oriented with screaming babies included. Food is excellent and service is better. I give it four stars because they are great, but not different. Nothing screams out-- never had that before or tasted that before. This place is good eats and I will become a regular.
(4)
Angel S.

I'm not going to lie, we went here because the wait at Orange was 30 minutes and we had a limited window of time to grab brunch before meeting up with some friends. I wasn't thrilled that I was going to have to forego the delicious green eggs and ham I had been talking about the entire ride over to Roscoe VIllage, but I was starving and my friend David has ZERO patience so waiting wasn't an option and we gave Kitsch'n a whirl. We walked in and upon first view there weren't any seats available, but the waitress grabbed us and lead us past the kitchen into a HUGE outdoor garden that was fully enclosed and WARM - it was 5 degrees out. The waitress was quick with the menus and to let us know they had a Sunday bloody mary bar on special. Although I was glad to hear they had a spread of fixin's for a delightful morning alcoholic beverage, I wasn't actually paying attention because I was beside myself with joy to see that THEY also had green eggs and ham on their menu!!! Of course I ordered that right up, ate every single bite and washed it down with 3 cups of their tasty coffee and left happy and full.
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Mary P.

I used to go here on a bi weekly basis for brunch. The service was always good, friendly and fast. The menu is fun and I enjoy the fact that you can go healthy, indulgey, sweet or savory. The last time I was here the server gave us a dessert. Twinkie Tiramisu... it had mold on it. I understand if you can kill two birds with one stone by comping dessert. Make a good impression and get repeat bis and get rid of dessert that's been sitting. But... throw some powdered sugar on that or pick it off. Good imprssion turned bad.
(3)
Samantha G.

I liked this place a lot. The food has that home cooked feel and taste to it, but in the best of ways. Fresh grapefruit juice! Overall a cool place, definitely will come back.
(4)
Ed U.

Gawd, I hate puns. I'm no fan of retro decor. And Rachael Ray is not a culinary role model for me probably because of her chirpy, often misplaced enthusiasm and burgeoning media empire. Yet, inexplicably, through some voodoo power of Hitleresque mind manipulation, the combination of these three factors drew me to venture on a brisk forty-minute walk west on Roscoe from my hotel in Lakeview to try it. Color me naive. It's a compact place in front, though I noticed later that there is seating in the back and even an outdoor area. The decor is what you'd expect with a name like that. Lots of crapware everywhere. Episodes of "The Addams Family" and "The Munsters" play on a black-and-white set behind the counter. Naugahyde seats. Toasters used as napkin holders. Fiesta-ware for plates. Psychedelic wallpaper in the restroom. I get it. And I guess so did Ms. Ray who visited here on one of her "$40 a Day" shows on the Food Network. I believe she used her full artillery of catch phrases (like "Yum-O!" and "Oh my gravy!") when eating here, and in fact, the dish she ordered has a headline in the menu acknowledging her personal recommendation. Personal curiosity got the best of me, and I ordered her dish, the $7.95 "Green Eggs and Ham...Sam" (see my photo), which was scrambled eggs mixed with spinach pesto, chopped scallions and cubed ham. Because of the ham's high fat content, the concoction tasted kinda greasy to me. It came with what I call home fries, although I noticed Chicagoans routinely call them "hash browns". It came with a big hunk of Texas toast, which I haven't seen since, well, my childhood in Dallas when it came with a Sizzler's steak. I thought it was all OK but not worth the trek I took to come over. Not a Yum-O but not a Bum-O either. FOOD - 3 stars...a decent breakfast if rather greasy AMBIANCE - 3 stars...like a thrift store threw up, but baby boomers may find it appealing...hey, wait a minute, I'm a baby boomer SERVICE - 3 stars...kinda disappointed at the lack of effort in engaging me, though they filled my coffee cup often TOTAL - 3 stars...recommended if you are in the general vicinity or if you think Rachael Ray represents the second coming of the Virgin Mary
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Beba G.

This place is consistently bad! From the weird service to the lack of flavors in the food. I sat at the bar and was happy with my water, the waitress never cared to ask if i wanted coffee, she just poured assuming I would, i did not realize it was for me until i saw it on the bill! I do not drink coffee and i did not ask for it but still i paid the almost $4 for it! Whatever! I asked for chilaquiles and chicken but a man came out of the kitchen to recommend the carnitas, I do not eat much pork so I said no thanks but he insisted and just said don't worry I'll get you the carnitas you'll like them!!! Wtf i wanted chicken!! Still i tried the God dam carnitas and they were not good.. I'm not craZy about pork but can recognize a good pork dish when i eat one... Not the case my friends! Anyway i left that place angry, like $17 poorer and hungry.. All off to a 12hr day at work, thanks Kitschn'
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Megan K.

I came here this weekend with a Groupon in hand to try out a new brunch venue. Upon arriving I was surprised to find that the restaurant was about three times as large as the front room makes it out to be. As we were lead to the back and squeezed past the kitchen, we were seated in the enclosed patio area in the back. This area was quite loud compared to the interior restaurant, but we adjusted and were excited to dive into some brunch. Upon being seated, we were served up two steaming mugs of Intelligentsia coffee (major plus, as I love Intelligentsia coffee) and we poured over the menu. I decided to go with the "infamous" green eggs and ham with a side of bacon (overkill? No...) and my boyfriend chose the Huevos Locos. The food came out about 10-15 minutes later, and I was a little surprised at how small the portion sizes seemed. Sure, each dish claims to be made with three eggs, but those are some of the smallest eggs I've ever encountered! Also, the Green Eggs and Ham came with a side of Danish Hash browns which maybe was two or three small potatoes diced up. For as much as I was distracted by the small portion sizes, I still was pretty full by the time I was done. I chalk this all up to the over-portioning of most restaurants, and the smaller portions also seemed reasonable considering the $8-$10 price tag for most entrees. Now, breaking down my dish: The green eggs and ham: Sure, it looks like dog vomit after a St. Patty's day party, but the dish is quite delicious. The basil pesto was very flavorful and it went well with the bits of ham and spinach. My only complaint about this dish was that it was a little watery due to the spinach, but that happens with any dish when you cook with fresh spinach. I would highly recommend this dish to any Yelper. The side of bacon: It was thin cut bacon, but you got about 5-6 slices. It was pretty standard and nothing made it stand out compared to other bacons that I've had in the past. The Huevos Locos: My boyfriend enjoyed this dish, and his only criticism was that the mango salsa could have been a little more spicy. The service was meh--the waitress seemed less than thrilled when we presented our Groupon. She came by once to offer coffee refills, and when our food arrived (before we had taken a bite) she asked how it was and then never came back until we were finished. Luckily we both were happy with our dishes, but the lunch/brunch crowd was dwindling when we were there, so it was surprising how lacking the service was. Truth be told, I probably won't be back anytime soon, considering there is a plethora of brunch venues in the city. Although that being said, I wasn't disappointed in my dish and experience, but there just isn't anything that will call me back in the near future.
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Laura J.

This place has taken a fairly recent nose dive. Food is just awful. Had the breakfast burrito last weekend, better described as an 'egg sponge'. Use to be a fan of the chicken & waffles, but meat is all grey and strange now. Could look past the forgetful/not great service, but grey meat will be a deal breaker.
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Natalie W.

I remember having this place in the back of my mind as a place I wanted to try. One summer afternoon a couple years ago( I just started yelping recently and wanted to add my 2 cents) I went with a friend. We both ordered eggs, toast, coffee and Bacon(for myself). We were sitting outside. Our sugar container had dog hair on it. The waitress went inside( we thought to get a new container) and came out with the same one that she just used a towel to wipe off(gross!). The food came out luke warm at best. The toast was cold. We opened the butter and it looked like it had been sitting out in the sun(gross!. The waitress brought us cold butter to put on our cold toast. She didn't seem to care about anything. If the food came out hot it may have been good. If the server cared more(not leaving the condiments out in the heat around animals). If only....But...since its been a couple years I'm just curious to see if its any different????
(1)
Kara O.

I had lunch here with my bestie today, and I ordered a medium burger. It came out really fast! I then realized it was rare, and a huge chunk was actually raw. They gave me 30% off. Standards might be slipping a bit, I guess.
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Natalie S.

So I'm working my way around the Roscoe Village brunch scene. Slowly but surely. Today took my friend and I here and we had a pretty good experience. The server was super attentive when we first got there because we were one of only two tables. However, as the morning progressed, the back room was completely full and we had to really flag her down for things like more coffee and containers to take food home (my friend finally just went and got some behind the counter on her own). I had the steak and eggs. I've had better. She asked me how I wanted the steak cooked and I asked for it "as rare as they can make it" knowing that it is hard to make rare or medium skirt steak. However, it came out well done... and I know from cooking at home that it can certainly be done medium. Fine. I ate it. I could tell that the biscuits that it came with had been microwaved because they were really hard on the edges... had-to-cut-with-my-knife kinda hard. Highlights: my friend must have liked her chicken and waffles because there wasn't much left when she was done. Also, the kids portions of french toast sticks were HUGE and a great deal for $3.50. They scarfed them down. I liked how everything came with fresh fruit too... just just a random orange section or a slice of under ripened melon... a whole scoop of fresh fruit. I liked it... but I think I liked my experience at Orange two doors down better so I'll probably head back there before I give Kitsch'n another try.
(3)
Stacy H.

Any place with Tang on the menu gets at least 4 stars in my book! The food is always great and there are lots of meat-free options. :)
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Stolie G.

I purchased a groupon for this place. I of course read the reviews...Before even going. the food was good not GREAT.. the service was good not GREAT.. For the portion of food we received .. I don't think the it was worth the price. I would go back. Only, because I have another groupon and because I need to try the chicken and waffles.
(3)
Mark T.

I'm always looking for great places for brunch; especially places where you can go and dine in on a cold, lazy Sunday morning. When said place is just steps away from your house and is highly recommended, it's even better. Such is the case with Kitsch'n on Roscoe. Ended up getting the famous "green eggs and ham" (eggs with spinach, pesto, scallions and ham). Not bad. My dinner companion went with the standard ham and cheese omelet, which was pretty good too. Overall, it was pretty standard breakfast fare... the food was different and good, but not spectacular. People wait in standing room only for this? Hmm. Also, the menu is somewhat limited, at least for breakfast/brunch. Posters, pictures and other various memorabilia from the 1970's line the walls of the dining room. Or rather, it honestly looked like I was eating in someone's kitchen from the 1970s. Hence the name, I guess. It's a nice touch though. Staff was also warm and friendly. Overall, not a bad experience. I'd be OK to come back here, yet I know much better brunch places to go to.
(3)
Elise A.

I wish 1.5 stars was an option. Service is HORRIBLE. Seriously. After we waited in confusion for the first 5 minutes at the restaurant, we finally saw the hostess, put our names in and waited. Wait time wasn't bad. Instead of walking us to the table, the hostess told us to sit at "the leftover table". I didn't like how that sounded, but I guess it was a telling tale to how the rest of our experience would go. First of all, the dining room was pretty dirty. Food and trash all over the floor. Then the food took about a half hour to come out of the kitchen. During this time, we weren't offered any kind of refills. When the waitress finally came around and we asked for refills, she totally forgot and just disappeared again. It didn't really seem like anyone there has their act together. Food wasn't much to write home about. I got a BLT that had decently soggy bread, but the flavor was ok. I probably would have given this place one star if my husband didn't like his chicken and waffles as much as he did. Then, of course, we had to wait forever to pay for the check. I definitely didn't think that it was worth what we paid. Would much rather go to a number of other places for breakfast/brunch.
(2)
Keith O.

It's nice brunch spot. Try the Twinkie tiramisu you won't be disappointed! Really everything on the brunch menu is very well done. It looks small from the front but they have a back room and patio beyond the kitchen.
(4)
Jen D.

I gotta say that I was a little disappointed going here. All that I really wanted was oatmeal and toast, no eggs, so when my bf suggested we go here, I was thinking that they might have different oatmeal creations or something. In reality the menu was really small. The first item boasted that it was a "hangover" cure, which is just a shame, not cute. I ordered the Chilaquiles, which were average. I hadn't ordered extra meat because the description said that it came with bacon. It was hardly bacon, but more of a wiggly blob of gristle. The waitress barely came to check on us, so I wasn't able to get a coffee refill. Now I know that the play on words for their name doesn't mean it's like an at-home kitchen, but instead a "kitschy," gimmicky, over-priced and over-hyped diner.
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Rita W.

Sooooo I am not sure if it was because we ordered lunch entrees and not brunch here, but I am a little sad to say that I was not impressed. I ordered the open face tuna melt. It was actually pretty interesting because the sandwich is open faced and the cheese on top is somehow fried but it is melted on top of the melt. (I spent the whole meal wondering how that was accomplished) It is pretty interesting because when you bite into the sandwich you get the gooey warm tuna filling added with the crunch of the deep fried cheese. It is tasty, yet at the same time, you feel your arteries being clogged with more and more grease with every bite you take. The curly fries that I had requested as my side were awesome. They were fresh, so crispy on the outside and mushy on the inside. My BF ordered the bacon cheeseburger. It was good but again, I could feel the grease coarsing through my arteries again. Overall the meals were good but it seemed like it was just a ton of added grease in our meals. I just didn't feel like our meals were something we couldn't get at a normal greasy diner or at Culvers or something. I would be interested to come back here to check out brunch, hold the extra grease.
(3)
Jennifer G.

This place is overrated. I think they spent more time on the funky retro decor than the menu. Chicken and waffles, um no thanks! The chicken had no flavor at all! And is the same bland piece of chicken as the chicken sandwich. $36 for a bland breakfast for two adults and one child.
(1)
Robert C.

Love going here for brunch on the weekends. The fried chicken and waffles is awesome and so is the barbecue chicken omelette. When feeling more in the mood for lunch the taco salad is a good choice as well. To top it off bottomless Bloody Mary's and Mimosas for the $16.
(5)
Tim S.

After getting woken up by a chipper friend at 9 AM after getting in WAY to late the night before I conceded that a proper Breakfast would be the best way to start the day. We were pleasantly surprised to be seated immediately on a Sunday Morning, service was outstanding and food was good. One way you know a place is good is Menu Envy. After ordering an Omelet I looked at the food friends ordered and thought... that looks good I should have ordered that. Overall the experience was positive. If I lived a little closer I would put it in the Weekend Routine.
(4)
Lala S.

I love this neighborhood joint. It's, as you can probably tell, very kitschy! They have a good offering of breakfast items. It's not too overwhelming (like when you step into a diner) and not small of a selection. For the most part, everything is executed very well. The prices are very reasonable if you're not trying to break the bank. My favorites are the chicken and waffles and the green eggs and ham. The Chilaquiles are pretty killer, I recommend subbing in the pulled pork and salsa verde. It's a very plentiful dish and can feed to normal sized appetites. I've had lunch here once and their Chicken sandwich is delicious.
(4)
ImtheMom A.

I ordered the "Candied Bacon Brunch BLT". Wow, it was delicious, and I recommend that you try it if you eat here. Here is the menu description: Scrambled egg, candied apple-wood smoked bacon, tomato and romaine on butter-griddled Brioche with honey-mayo, accompanied by Danish hashbrowns. Although the bread looks like ordinary white bread, it's actually brioche baked into a sandwich loaf shape. "Butter-grilled" makes it soft, not crispy. Soft might also be a general feature of brioche, I'm not sure. I was satisfied with the soft texture, but normally I prefer crispy toast for a BLT. Keep that in mind if you, too, have a crispy/soft preference for BLT toast. The scrambled egg was delicious. Technically a "folded egg", meaning I could see that it was cooked thinly and then folded over twice to give it a nice height and volume. I think that also makes a tidy sandwich, as chunks of scrambled egg don't fall off the sandwich when you pick it up. There was a generous amount of bacon, delicious, and the sweetness was subtle, probably appropriate for a sweet/savory sandwich like this. It seemed like maybe it was brushed with brown sugar while frying, it was not thickly coated with a candied crust or anything. The tomato and romaine were generous, fresh and crisp. The honey-mayo was thin and subtly sweet, not heavy handed. Danish hashbrowns are awesome and delicious, I loved them. They are thick cubes of skin-on potatoes, prepared with purple onions, red peppers and lots of fresh rosemary. These are very strong flavored and well-seasoned, so again keep that in mind if you prefer traditional shredded hashbrowns, or breakfast potatoes that are milder. I'm here at 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. in the afternoon on a Wednesday, so the place is empty. But they can be quite busy during normal meal times. Kitsch'n on Roscoe is a "famous" restaurant that's quite popular, it's been featured on at least one television show, and has a great local reputation. The retro environment is wonderful. I suppose it's an "intentionally kitschy" planned dÃ©cor rather than "these genuine articles have been here for 50 years", but it's definitely comfy and charming. I had an awesomely friendly and competent server. I saw other reviews indicating that some servers here are not always so. When it comes to the price of restaurant food, I've totally lost perspective regarding what is "bargain", "appropriate" or "overpriced". Lately, to me, everything seems expensive!! The entrÃ©e I described was $9.50. That's probably normal for this type of restaurant in Chicago's Roscoe Village, Lakeview and Lincoln Park neighborhoods.
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Aminda S.

No frills brunch spot with a cozy atmosphere. I've never had to wait longer than 20 minutes to be seated. There is an extensive selection of brunch spots in Roscoe Village, but I always find myself coming back to Kitsch'n for their great service, and casual ambiance. Bonus - cute outdoor patio during the summer months (covered in the winter) From what I've had, I'd say stick to the breakfast/brunch items - and if you have the option to add pulled pork to anything, do it. I'm not sure if it's that Kitsch'n does pork well, or if it's my love of pork in general...either way you can't really go wrong.
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Linda D.

After a night of being a hot mess, I've learned the thing that can really set you straight (read: put you into a peaceful coma for the afternoon) is a hot brunch. And if that's what you're looking for, Kitsch'n does the trick. Kitsch'n is in a great location and although small, has great decor and that small town cafe vibe without feeling forced. I've been there on the weekend for brunch and it was full but not crowded, and we were able to sit up at the bar without any wait, which is not too common in Lakeview for brunch. They have a small TV behind the bar, but it plays without sound. Good place to have a satisfying meal without the bother of TV distraction, not so great if you're trying to catch the game. The servers are young and don't quite fit the diner server stereotype, but they are super nice and attentive even when it's busy. The menu is full of comfort food. It's not overly complicated, and a lot of the dishes are definitely things that you could whip up at home if you're a good enough chef, but who wants to do that when you wake up feeling like the contents of a dryer's lint tray after five loads? The chilaquiles are a great hangover cure, and they're labeled as such on the menu. I also recommend the huevos locos for anyone looking for something to soak up the remainder of last night's alcoholic escapades. They're hearty and although it says they're spicy on the menu, they're not really that hot. They do have chicken and waffles on their menu, but as a worshipper in the house of Roscoe's, I wouldn't commit this heresy. If I order chicken and waffles, it doesn't need to be said that I'm not preparing for an America's Next Top Model audition. Bring on the carbs and fat. Kitsch'n gives you like, a half a waffle and a couple tiny pieces of fried chicken. What is this, a sample booth at Costco? Stick to the other brunch items and you'll be a happy camper.
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Nicole C.

Love the bloody marys. Could drink em everyday. Decently like the green eggs & ham. Their hangover cure dish (Chilaquiles) is yuck. Everything is else is alright, typical diner like food. I'm not a fan of all the retro junk everywhere. Makes it seem unkept.
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Bart H.

Ahhh the Kitsch'n - wanted to give you the fourth but not there yet; to be determined in the futre Perfect dÃ©cor for it's location, and I wish I could say I love this place, but I am not there yet. I have only been there twice and the first time I remember was ok, couldn't even tell you what I ordered but I think it was a chicken sandwich. However last time I was there I had a salad (yes trying to be healthy in the New Year) but my friend had the Chilaquiles. Now I really had not even read it on the menu so I wasn't sure what she even ordered, and to be honest when it came out it really didn't even look appetizing. But once I was done with my salad, she couldn't stop about how great hers was, so I had a bite... then another... then another... and then we switched plates around. This is an awesome dish. I would agree it could be the ultimate handover food. If the two things I had there were at that level I would be back more often. The Chilaquiles is soft and cheese whith great flavors and textures; make sure you give it a try if you stop bye. Another great thing about the Kitsch is I have been there with my 2 year old nephew twice as well and he loves it, tons of great stuff for kids. Service is A-ok in my book
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Gary B.

I have been here a handful of times and have enjoyed my meal each time. I love the tuna melt with the spicy fries. I have also had the BLT before and it was also good...but how can you screw up bacon. It is an interesting space and decor and apparently Rachel Ray was here for $40 a day. For a sit down lunch it is my choice in Roscoe Village. Oh...and to the server the last time I was there I really didn't mean to leave a lousy tip, I was being completely distracted over a work issue that arose at our table. I will make it up to you...I promise.
(4)
Andrew A.

Nice beer can collection. Let's start there. For Father's Day, my little daughter wanted us to go to a place I missed when I was young. She absolutely loved the mac & cheese, which had croutons or breadcrumbs on it -- I'm not sure since it vanished so quickly! I loved to feel of the place and remembering when I had a lunchbox like the ones up on the shelf.
(4)
Arielle K.

This place could use a deep cleaning on an episode of Chef Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Theme: Funky Price: OK Food: Not fresh We went for lunch and started with coffee that tasted like dish water. Yuck. Decided to get burgers. There's not much that can go wrong with a burger! Of course, the burgers were plain, kind of boring, not seasoned, nothing special. The sides "smashed and burnt potatoes" and a pickle were a shame. There was a black spud in the potatoes which came out burnt top and bottom from their flat top stove. The pickle tasted like the glorious insides of an old refrigerator. Next we decided to make up by having their desert the twinkie tiramisu. It was obvious it was prepared and frozen months prior. When it was served in a disposable plastic Tupperware- it wasn't even defrosted correctly. While some of the waitresses are very nice, they kept rotating tables making it confusing at first. Do they also cook the meals? I'm not sure they have a working kitchen. We decided to accept some bakery items to go. But their chocolate chip pound cake was not cooked through the center- left damp and mushy. This place could use some restructuring and a Cooking 101 class. In the end, I regretted not just ordering one of their many alcoholic breakfast and lunch options!
(1)
Seosamh D.

great cocunut french toast. Real good service too. Cool vibe too.
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Katie F.

I will never go here again. My husband and I decided to grab breakfast at Kitsch'n. I took one bite into my bagel to find it riddled with mold. I should mention that I am 5 months pregnant. No one even apologized!!! I wouldn't trust a single thing to come out of this place.
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Jessica G.

Cute and fun! The food is tasty and the decor is fabulous. They also have a nice outdoor patio in the back that will be great when the warm weather sticks. I definitely want to go back and try the desserts - I was way too full after good-as-mom's meatloaf!
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Kristin R.

I really don't like this place. I've been here a few times, hoping that each time I come, my experience will be an improvement from the last, but I am always left disappointed. It just happens to be an unfortunate coincidence that one of my really good friends loves this place. In fact, it might be her favorite brunch spot in the city. So, I'll find myself here on occasion when she suggests it. But today, this was it. No more Kitsch'n for me, no way. The food is just OK. I ordered the two eggs with smoked applewood bacon, Texas toast, and their "Danish hash browns. What are Danish hash browns, you ask? Home fries w/ bell peppers basically. I actually asked to sub the hash browns with the mashed potatoes but, of course, they were out. They were also out of the crab cakes that day. Granted, this was right around the great Chicago storm of 2011. In any case, the eggs tasted oddly buttery, I've never liked their hash browns, and typically I would be down with the Texas toast. I mean, it's just bread for the love of god, but when I went to butter it, the butter (in little packets) looked old and nasty. So no way was I putting that on my toast. No thanks. The only positive thing here, in my opinion, is their fresh squeezed orange juice and the service is also super fast and peppy. The prices are also very reasonable. They have mimosas and Chipotle bloody marys for pretty cheap, anywhere from $3-$5. I don't like the decor necessarily. The retro thing is different but I also just feel like the restaurant is dirty. Not a comforting feeling when you're ordering food. Not to mention, my brunch today was compounded by a screaming toddler. GET. ME. OUT. OF. HERE. Kirsten, if you read this review, sorry I know it's your fave but I can eat here no more.
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John J.

There are so many breakfast joints on roscoe but still we keep coming back here. Good is great, people are awesome, back patio is nice and the bottomless mimosas don't hurt either.
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Angela S.

I like this place. The chicken and waffles sound a lot better than they taste, but I always end up ordering them anyway.
(3)
Emily B.

Great BLT! I'm also a sucker for kitschy things and the decor is amazing, awesome vibes
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Denise F.

I've officially decided that Kitsch'n is my favorite brunch spot in Chicago. I've actually never had lunch or dinner there, but the brunch is unbeatable. The menu is creative without being over-the-top, the price is right and the food is dependably good. Also, I've never had to wait for a table, which is rare among Chicago bruncheries. I've had several things, but this morning I had the brunch BLT, and ended up getting a bloody mary because someone at the table next to us had one and it looked so good. Both were very, very good. My husband had the chilaquiles and he loved it too. The best part--both meals (and the cocktail) only ran us $30. Bottom line: I will continue going back to this place, like I said, my favorite brunch place in the city.
(5)
Helena B.

I appreciate a place that does simple things well. Kitsch'n's menu may not pack a bunch of culinary surprises, but everything we tried was done well. Example A: My Chicken and Waffles. Um, first, let me say that this Southern favorite is pure genius. Thank you, American South! Kitsch'n did it well - the waffles being particularly noteworthy. I think I'll order Belgian Waffles alone next time - I could definitely eat a whole plate of these tasty, fluffy delights. Example B: Boyfriend's Huevos Locos. These were, as promised, "spicy crazy eggs!". The egg and chorizo scramble is served with tortillas, so you can make them into baby breakfast burritos - Yum! While we were eating, several children entered with their parents. Now, I'm not telling you that to scare you away - these were some of the cutest and best-behaved kids ever. My point is that Kitsch'n can easily adapt menu items to accommodate kiddie taste buds. There is even a kid's menu. Next up: Boyfriend and I shall revisit Kitsch'n for dinner. I imagine their take on comfort food will be well-received once the weather cools down.
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Philip M.

Great place to eat. Kid friendly, great atmosphere, good food, and great coffee. This is a classic example of personality and style that makes Chicago a great place. I ate the smoked ham and cheese omelete, the wife had the breakfast burrito, and the kids ate the French toast sticks. Everything was good. The service was good and we were never waiting long for coffee refills. Defintitely 5 stars.
(5)
Lauren K.

One of my favorite brunch spots and I love the decor. I like the variety the menu has to offer but wouldn't mind seeing some seasonal changes as well.
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Jessie B.

After having a late night, I woke up to my stomach screaming at me to EAT! Luckily my hunk said that Roscoe Village had some good brunch spots. Enter in my handy dandy Yelp BB Application. Ta-da! We found this place. I was glad that we picked Kitsch'n! Such a lovely atmosphere--it was small, cute & very 50's like. The service was top-notch & we were greeted with a big jug of coffee! Mmm yummy. Huge mugs mind you--so you really are getting a deal. Now for the meal... I ordered Two Eggs & A Jack Platter. Two eggs (cooked to your choice) 2 sausage links or bacon strips (I choose bacon) potato wedges & your choice of carb (English muffin please!) The meal was served pipin' hot & cooked perfectly. What did he order? Eggs in a basket. Ooy googey eggs cooked in toast. Nicely done. It was good, fast, & cheap. If I'm in the area I'll stop in again. Maybe next time I'll have a cocktail w/ my eggs.
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Don H.

I have only heard of Kitsch'n but after a lovely day, we biked over about 30 minutes before closing. I love Roscoe Village because of the quaint surroundings and the lovely neighborhood feel. Kitsch'n fits right in. For starters, Tang and vodka. TANG! In an adult beverage! I am in heaven! And it was WAY tasty. Something about the type of vodka they use makes it taste amazing. For brunch, I had the waffles and chicken which I've always wanted to try. The portions were a little less than I was expecting. But my partner had the chicken salad salad and she said it was really tasty. I tried it myself and I concur. All told, the service was good. Everyone was sitting outside (or so it seemed). Great people watching, even on a slow-ish day. All told it was $40 for the two meals and four also-beverages. A good deal, though not something you want to do every day for sure.
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Dave S.

We decided to give this place a whirl on a Sunday for brunch. We were expecting a crowd and a wait as we would anyplace on a late Sunday morning. I was correct about the crowd but I was wrong about the wait. We were seated right away which was a pleasant surprise. It looks like they moved the tables fairly well throughout our meal. The decor here is very retro and eclectic and very visually stimulating. It was pretty darn cool if you ask me. Our server was great as she was very attentive and friendly. I ordered Two Deuces & a Jack for 6.99 which consisted of 2 eggs any style w/apple-wood smoked bacon, Texas toast & Danish Hash browns. You can tell that they used good quality ingredients. You could tell by the taste. My only compliant was that they only served me two VERY small pieces of bacon. I was longing for more when I finished the bite sized pieces. We shared an order of biscuits and gravy which were in my opinion one of the better ones I have discovered in the area. My lovely wife ordered the coconut crusted french toast. I sampled some of it and I must say that it was OUTSTANDING! We will be back for more sometime soon! It was worth the price.
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Meredith B.

After a year of living in the neighborhood, I stopped by for brunch at Kitsch'n during my last week in Chicago! The sidewalk patio was full - disappointed, my two friends and I resigned ourselves to eating indoors on a beautiful day. no no! There is a "beer garden" in the back! We sat ourselves back on the surprisingly nice patio under an umbrella. Bliss. We were given water pretty speedily, then our server took our order for fooood. I wanted to try the Huevos Locos, scrambled eggs with chorizo, pepperjack cheese, and habanero-mango salsa. Who could pass that up? mmmmm. It did take a wee bit of a long time to get our food, which was a bit sad since I was hongray, but it was worth it when the food came out. The food was hot, greasy, hangover curing goodness. there was a TON of chorizo on the place, seriously it was a meat-stravaganza. The habanero-mango salsa was nice, could've done with a bit more of it. It is quite spicy, especially if you prefer milder food. It was just so greasy, the plate was shimmering after I ate the food off of it - and the eggs had a bit of a pre-cooked texture. Not soft and fluffy as scrambled eggs ought to be - but the meal is so flavorful, you really can't tell. Also the four pieces of cantaloupe on the side were a sad way to fulfill the "fresh fruit" promised on the menu. Also at $11.99 (i think), this was a pretty pricey brunch! It was a fun place to eat - people drinking at all hours (morning, noon, and night!) and having some fun, creative meals. I think it would definitely be worth another try, especially if you can sit outside. And I think the food would only improve with cocktails.
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Julie Z.

I've been here several times b/c it's in my hood and I've never been that impressed. It's always busy so you would think it's got some sort of amazing food coming out but alas, it does not. The breakfast and lunches are average. Nothing sticks out that I absolutely have to come back for. However, if you just want a quick BLT or eggs/bacon, then it's a nice lil spot. Oh, and the water is pretty nasty. Mind you, I drink tap water so I'm not a snoot about it but their water here tastes like metal. eww.
(3)
Emily R.

They say they have "fried chicken and waffles" but don't come to Kitsch'n expecting to have luscious fried chicken and crunchy waffles smothered in gooey maple syrup. At Kitsch'n you get a bland, albeit healthier, piece of schnitzel, an unremarkable waffle and a side of ancho-chili honey that peters out well before delivering on the flavor slap-in-the face it's name portends and that your taste buds are longing. I really wanted to like the place. The decor is fun and funky, great for kids, but if I order "chicken and waffles" I am looking to indulge so, in that regard, Kitsch'n was a let-down.
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Erin Z.

My brunch experience at Kitsch'n on Roscoe was fabulous! I split the special Mexican Eggs Benedict and the Crab Cake Eggs Benedict with my husband. The Mexican Eggs Benedict was like none other! The pumpkin mole sauce in place of the typical hollandaise was unreal. If I wouldn't have made a scene by doing so I would have licked the plate!!! The crab eggs benedict, accompanied by the habanero cornbread hash, was equally as tasty. The atmosphere is casual and inviting. The servers were attentive and kept the fresh coffee coming. I definitely would like to return and explore additional menu items!
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Jennifer M.

The first sign of trouble was when we sat down and looked over their menu: Kitsch'n replaced their Juevos Rancheros with Juevos Locos. By its description, bleh! I went for the Bayou Crab Cake Benedict. For $12.99, it's the most expensive breakfast item and an even bigger let down! The server informed me that they didn't have the Habanero cornbread hash the morning we dined there (Sat, Nov 19). She said she would substitute it with regular cornbread. I didn't get the mixed greens or cornbread or an English muffin or a discount for the chef's shortcomings on the order! Why pay full price when I'm missing half the entree? I didn't ask for a la carte; that's exactly what they served me. The coffee and water replenishment came once and I had to flag the dude down for it. Only good thing about this place is their throwback to the seventies decor with the exception of Leif Garrett's framed album cover hanging on a wall in the back room. It's distracting to have someone's photo, which looks like he pissed himself, in your line of sight. THANK GOD THERE'S AN ORANGE RESTAURANT 2 DOORS DOWN!
(1)
Alexa H.

I was so hoping to love this place. It is less than a block from my house but the food and service here was so lackluster, I'm not sure I have any desire to go back ever. We ate outside even though it was threatening rain because I was hungry and the wait was long for an indoor table. I know outdoor tables can have slower service but this was beyond. Especially when I watched out food get delivered to another table, that had been there for much less time than we had. One of the dishes was correct and the other was not what the woman had ordered. She sent it back and the waitress apologized profusely. To that table. She did not apologize to us, and the dish that had been sent back (chicken & waffles) by the other table was delivered to us--cold. It wasn't a great version of chicken & waffles anyway--it was like shake & bake chicken on top of a mediocre waffle. My chilaquiles were at least hot, but they were uninspired. The Texas toast that accompanied it was missing an important part: it was not toasted. The check was slow, even as it started to rain with yet again, no apologies from our waitress.
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Mitchell A.

Maybe I am not ordering the right things. This place for being a hood classic is just ok. I think the country kitchen trendy thing they have been doing long before most have has been carrying them for a long time. Now the food is not bad by any means its just on the higher side of OK, I will for sure go back when it is convenient, but I am not going to pick them over the 3-5 other breakfast place within semi-reach. I just think their image is worth more then their food.
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Eilleen B.

Came here as purchased a groupon. Order the chicken and waffles. The waffles were over the done and so was the chicken. The waffles were like rocks. Picked at my food the whole time. Won't be comin back!
(1)
Roxy H.

I'm a big review reader. I went to Kitsch'n based on the rave reviews given in Chicago Kids Magazine. It was hyped up to be a very kid friendly, fun place to eat with the shortees. The magazine was correct!! One of us, (Not me, him lol) is a little on the high maintenance side and didn't like the curb appeal. He didn't think it Looked very "kid friendly" either. Boy did he eat his words and everything on his plate! They served brunch for our tot in a cute Hello Kitty lunch box. She loved it! There was a Twinkie inside too but... The coffee was amazeballs! Intelligentsia. Thee best. Our plates were cleared. I had chicken and waffles. Average. Don't remember what the King had because he ate it too quickly. LMBO. Our daughter even made friends with another kiddie patron. She also got a cute little stuffed toy kitten. Awe. We will be back.
(4)
Chicago T.

Stopped in for breakfast. I had the green eggs and ham my other half had eggs and bacon. Green eggs and ham were outstanding containing the right proportion of ham (I like plenty of meat). The bacon was very good. The Danish potatoes were ok, kind of bland. Texas toast was ok too. Their salsa sides were very good and so was the coffee.
(3)
Delcie S.

Great atmosphere!! The grilled pineapple make the Carnitas tacos delicious. Well done. Service is extremely friendly
(4)
Alyssa L.

the breakfast tacos here (& corn bread hash) are delicious! and you get a lot of food for the price, which is always a bonus.
(4)
Jennifer T.

I'm so glad that we finally decided to try this place today! We went to this place around 11 in the morning and didn't wait too long. I soaked in the atmosphere and decor and was immediately jealous of their awesome 1950's dinette sets. But the food...oh, the food. I told my husband he should get the green eggs and ham. He looked at me like I had 2 heads but then when he read the description, he immediately agreed. My sister in law and I both ordered the coconut crusted french toast. Both were pretty darn good. My husband was so in love with his meal that he didn't want to eat anything else for hours. I'm not an eggs fan myself but after I tried it, I agreed that it was very yummy. The french toast was very good and a perfect amount of food. The fresh strawberries and pineapple were great compliments to the french toast.
(4)
Zvalee K.

Tried this place with a groupon. I had the basil pesto omelette and my husband ordered the chilaquila. My omelette has too much of basil and pesto and I just could not finish it. My husband said he had too much of nachos which was too overpowering. Didn't like it that much to come for a second time .
(2)
Pinaki S.

My friend had the Crab Cake Benedict and I got the Green eggs and ham. Amazing food, good service when I went (go a little later, 1pm there was plenty of tables) and awesome muralistic bathrooms. Yeah, I made a word up.
(5)
C L N.

I was going to give them a pass on the chicken and waffles because the server claimed she didn't know the menu misrepresented the dish, but I see multiple reviews here saying the same thing... so management knows they have a problem. And the servers should know, too. The menu says it's a boneless skinless fried chicken thigh on a waffle. Silly me expected a piece of fried chicken. I was very disappointed to get a dry overcooked institutional chicken breast cutlet. Everyone else's food was decent. The Bloody Mary's were good. The service was good. But none of that made up for the gross misrepresentation of the chicken and waffles on the menu and the failure to point out I would be getting something very different, especially after; all these other negative reviews about the exact same thing.
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Dominique B.

Boom! Goes my mind for decor in this place. We got to sit right next to an old school TV and it was hard to concentrate on my food. They do have a good a menu, but I would say not as creative as Orange next store. Needless to say you won't be disappointed with new spins on eggs, french toast and the like. It's good for tables up to about 4 and have a sweet patio for the summer. Staff was friendly but distance, which was ok for our table given we had serious ADD. This is a great spot if you have friends in town and want to show them a unique spot with good breakfast!
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Suzi M.

We stopped in before a Cubs game around 11am on a Sunday and didn't have to wait. I had the coconut french toast which was super tasty. I didn't need to use that much syrup because it was pretty sweet by itself. My husband had the tortilla soup. Please be careful, it was super hot. He also had the crab cake benedict. He was happy with it. As an added benefit, Kitsch'n shows classic TV shows like Brady Bunch and Happy Days. Overall, it was a pleasant breakfast and we will be returning to try the twinkie tiramisu.
(3)
mary b.

I've tried it few times, never a success. 1st visit #1Me= starving hungover (yes I know, not their fault) was not told their was a self serve coffee urn I could use inside. #2 It wasn't crowded and my breakfast took FORever and was cold. #3 both meals were mediocre at best. 2nd visit Lunch, I don't even remember what i had so that kinda tells ya the impression it made. 3rd visit Takeout Had to try 2-3 times to find something they weren't out of. Took about 30 minutes.
(2)
Jess L.

I like the hippie, home-y feel of Kitsch'n. Plus, the food is always satiating.
(4)
Brett F.

Agreed on the off and flaky service. I've never had a server here be on top of their game or super attentive. I know most people find the vintage inspired decor unique and cool but the mosh of old dusty trinkets, rusty beer cans and dingy place settings make me feel like Kitsch'n is just dirty and old. I've never sat in the front room, but I've been in the back room several times and outside on the patio. Both times I've seen tables left with plates of food sitting long after the patrons have departed. Kinda icky, right? So why the 3 stars then?? They have the King of falafel pita sandwiches. Served with a cool and delicious tzatziki, tons of cucumber and just the right amount of tahini I find myself craving it almost to the point of frenzy. They also have killer curly fries and there is NO WAY into my heart better than with crunchy, seasoned, kick-ass curly fries. I find myself getting carry-out orders now to avoid the dismal service and decor. But with Roscoe Village on the up-and-up, the owners should definitely consider giving this Kitsch'n location a mini face lift... a sandwich that good deserves a nifty shrine to reside in.
(3)
Amy J.

Solid food. Solid prices. Great atmosphere!
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Eric M.

Came here with a group of six guys after the end of a bachelor party weekend. Kitsch'n has the problem of smaller places which is that they have no lobby or waiting area. So six of us guys, plus whoever came after us, is just crammed in this small area by the door as we await our table. I wasn't sure what was going on as there were plenty of empty tables but they were not sitting us. We probably waited for 20 minutes before we were finally sat. I started with one of their crazy, huge Tiki Mai Tais. It was very good and the giant, green cup it came in was pretty cool. I ordered the chicken and waffles for food. The chicken was excellent. Awesome breading, very moist, and a sweet flavor to it. The waffle looked awesome, but the second my fork cut into it, it deflated like sad balloon. Overall nothing really bad happened but nothing wowed me.
(3)
Katie L.

I used to love this place when I lived in Roscoe Village, but my last few visits have been less than wonderful. I went here today for lunch and had a bloody mary (pretty decent) and vegetarian chili (awful). The chili was cold and tasted like they accidentally served me chunky spaghetti sauce. The server was friendly, but forgot about us a few times. If you are in Roscoe Village and hungry, keep walking. There are numerous other places on the street that are WAY better.
(2)
C R.

This place says it delivers. But they lie. I might change my star count for this place if I ever go to Roscoe Village and eat here, but for now it has made me want their food only to let me down. Also, the lady who gave me the unfortunate news of their lack of delivery was quite rude. Sorry, phone lady, I didn't mean to bother you.
(1)
Jacques M.

Fried Chicken and Waffles is nothing short of shear culinary genius! It makes you wonder what other odd pairings we might be missing out on. How about Teriyaki Chicken and Pancakes or French toast and Fish Stick? I haven't seen them yet, but culinary innovation knows no bounds (I think)! Seriously though, it might have been 5000 calories (I even had them throw a fried egg on the chicken), but mixing fried chicken with Belgium waffles and little syrup it nothing short of delicious. Enough about Friend Chicken and Waffles, let talk about Kitsch'n. I guess the dÃ©cor would be best described as 70's, with a definite diner feel. Other reviews described it as dirty, I wouldn't go that far, but there is certainly a casual vibe (which I like). The service was decent; the food came out extremely quick. My only complaint about the service if the is that it took about 5 minutes for the host to acknowledge us, but that's not a huge deal. Moreover, this is a brunch place in Roscoe Village which means you are going to encounter a fair number of babies/small children, but such is life in the village. Overall, in excellent choice for a casual Sunday brunch.
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Jess B.

Foiled in our plans to finally hit up Victory's Banner, because they were apparently out on some vision-quest, we wandered up the street and settled on this place for Saturday brunch. Yeah, it's a low-rent cutesy name, but they had a tofu scramble on the menu so at least their hearts are in the right place, right? Well, maybe. Said tofu "scramble" was cubed tofu fried in a cup of olive oil with some flaccid vegetables and a mote of spice (and came with cheese on it, though that was not noted in the menu. Seriously? You realize most of the people ordering tofu at brunch are probably vegan and might just assume tofu scramble means no cheese. Having to ask all the time hurts us more than it hurts you). There was a breakfast burrito too, which I'm told was also phoned-in. The coffee was ok, and the servers were sluggish and boring. And there was this aging ex-hipster couple sitting next to us... and she was like 8.5 months pregnant, and they didn't speak a word to each other the entire time we were there. And that just made things that much creepier.
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Tiff W.

Kitsch'n's candied bacon brunch BLT was maple-y, drippy, greasy, and left my hands sticky with honey mayo, but holy brunch gods, that sandwich was GOOOOOOD. There are so many little brunch places on Roscoe but Kitsch'n is for sure the quirkiest. Where else can you feel like you just time warped to an old-school diner with vinyl counters and play with Etch N Sketches while you wait for your food? I spied some chicken & waffles & chipotle Bloody Mary's....I know what I'm ordering next time....
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Vivian Y.

Overall, underwhelming experience. No offense, service was great and the Bloody Mary was great (Chipotle) but the food was really just, "meh". I had the crab cake eggs benedict and I didn't expect super deep fried cakes and then another mound of deep fried hashbrown. To top that off, there was a pile of wilted frisee on the side. On the brighter side, my poached egg was done perfectly. Husband ordered the Fried Chicken and Waffles. If you're expecting the traditional bone in type of fried chicken, this will be a shocker for you. The breaded, then deep fried chicken was dry. It was also a boneless chicken breast. The waffles were so mediocre. I won't be back...sorry!
(2)
Sal O.

Maybe I'm not cool enough to eat here. I just couldn't find anything that I really wanted for a Sunday Brunch. Simple and tasty are my hallmarks for "comfort food". Kitsch'n missed the mark. It's like everything on the menu was missing something I wanted or added something I hated. I sat down, wanted the french toast. . . but it had my two least favorite toppings (coconut and pineapple). Hey. . .how about the old stand-by of eggs/bacon/hashbrowns? Oh, not on the menu? What the hell kind of brunch place is this? Ended up ordering the chicken club but the honey mayo was so sticky and cloying, it was just a mess. The food was good quality and the service was fine. This place is just not my cup of tea. I'd rather eat a hot dog from the gas station around the corner than eat here again. Or I'll just go to Orange next door or Cornerstone on Diversey.
(1)
Jean K.

3.5 stars: A-OK food. Fun, quirky and cool place to hang out with friends. I came here a few times for the breakfast/brunch menu. The food is comparable to the Orange, which is just down the block. So nothing too special, except this place gets an extra half star because I liked the drink selection and the kitschy (duh), quirky decor and outdoor seating in the back (beer garden). Also, I never had a problem with their service. Their healthier sounding selections (like the Basil, Pesto&Veggie Omelet) are just that - kind of bland and not too memorable. I liked their Chilaquiles, but the bill adds up fast if you want it with avocado and chicken.
(3)
Megan R.

My first foodie stop in my visit to Chicago. I asked my girlfriend for somewhere that had brunch and mimosas, and without a blink of an eye, we were on our way to Kitsch'N. On a Monday morning, we were led into a quiet beer garden with random, artistic tables and art. We started with the deluxe mimosas, and the rest is history. Food was outstanding, service was respectful to the fact that we were sitting for over an hour chatting and catching up, (some servers give you the evil eye for camping at tables), and genuinely wished me a happy stay in Chicago. I am looking forward to the next time I go, I want to try the coconut french toast!!
(4)
Kristy N.

I pass by this place on occasion and have always been curious as to what was going on inside. Today I killed my curiosity and let me tell you..this place is crazy. The name suits the decor perfectly. Throwbacks from the 70s and 80s are everywhere you look and seem to all be authentic. The place is a bit small and you have to sorta walk thru the kitchen to get to the beer garden and patio which kinda creeps me out. I had an amazing smoked chicken omelet with really yummy breakfast potatoes. The omelet had chicken, veggies, tons of cheese and was topped with BBQ sauce. Being a fan of all condiments, I was one happy lady. I ordered a mimosa which was good but came in a regular juice glass which I thought was odd. The server was friendly but not the most attentive I've ever had. By the time were finished at noon, the place had kind of cleared out so this would be the best time to hit it up if you don't want to wait. I'd love to come back and try their lunch menu at some point.
(4)
J M.

Worth the wait. Eat: Huevos Locos - Scrambled eggs w/chorizo & mango-habereno salsa, served with tortillas. Drink: Chipolte bloody mary Docked a start because it's a $30 meal - not what I want to spend on breakfast.
(4)
Geoff D.

Sure, if you go on a weekend morning at 10:30 for brunch you might have to wait awhile to get a seat (though it's usually still quicker than Orange next door). There are a few tables that can be cramped sometimes, making it tough to get up or pay the check if you're in the wrong spot. Still, it's all worth it for the chicken & waffles. As much as I want to venture out on the menu and try other things, I have never been disappointed with the c&w and always eat every bite.
(4)
Nicole L.

I found you! For a while I couldn't figure out what the name of this restaurant was, I was taken by an ex and refused to call and ask but I found it on my own yay! Now back to reviewing, I enjoyed this place, another tiny small business owned and I feel was delicious. You can be a kid again with GREEN EGGS & HAM! yum The prices are decent and the service was good. I'm definitely coming back here.
(3)
Samantha H.

Kitsch'n is kitschy. Who woulda thunk it? If I were grading on ambiance, I might have slapped four stars on this spot, but this is an overall impression, right? A friend and I came here for lunch on a Saturday afternoon. Our waitress was slow and lacked interest in our table, but I noticed other wait staff who seemed much more attentive. The menu was what you would imagine out of a diner: tuna melt, BLT, burger. Nothing special. For a Saturday lunch place, I'd say you could do better, but you could also do a lot worse. Give it a try if you're in the neighborhood. No harm, no foul. Oh, and did I mention the curly fries? Yum.
(3)
Christopher R.

BEST BLOODY MARY EVER! The food was good, decently priced 3.5 stars. The service was good and atmosphere was cool 4 stars. The chipotle bloody mary was incredible!!!! 5 stars. Check it out if you're in the neighborhood!
(4)
Christine O.

I came here on your referrals and one from a great friend who lives in Roscoe Village... maybe that's why she likes it so much. I just thought it was ok. For starters, our server disappeared right before we got our food (to serve a big group in the back I think) and nobody ever came to check on or help us other than the girl filling coffee cups. We had to ask for the check and no one ever asked us if everything was ok.... and unfortunately, it's wasn't really... It was ok, but it doesn't leave me wanting more. I told the waitress that I wanted to try 4 different dishes and for her or the cook to pick the best one for me. They chose the *Fried Chicken and Waffles. I hope this isn't the best they have. The chicken was so tough I had to use the boyfriend's steak knife to cut it! And of course, dry from being that overcooked and/or left sitting out. On the good side, it was well spiced and tasted good, as well as the honey ancho chili sauce. The half of a waffle was room temperature, but I know some places do that on purpose.. and the fresh fruit, though I would typically love it, had many bruised and bad fruit bits in it. I also had a side of gravy. I think you can judge any restaurant by its sausage gravy and... I wouldn't get it again. The meat-and-potato man I eat with got the *Steak and Eggs. He said it was just ok. Asked for the eggs hard with cheddar and they weren't hard. We never did find out if there was just so little cheddar that he didn't notice or if it wasn't there at all. He said he'd get something else next time... me too. He got garlic mashed potatoes as a side and didn't like the burnt top presentation (I did) and said he thinks they were just instant potatoes! Gross. For some reason we have decided there can be a next time though. I'll update if it happens... not in a hurry though.
(3)
Stephen B.

I went there for brunch with my family. The fun atmosphere almost distracts you from the sub-par food. I got the green eggs and ham with potatoes that was swimming in oil. I know there is ham in there that may have contributed, but my dad's veggie omelet was also swimming in oil. Also my sister added avocado to her salad that was very brown. Though they did give us fresh upon request. Although the 50-60s decor was fun to look at, it was as if they took it straight from the garage sale into the restaurant without cleaning anything. I will not be returning.
(2)
Don B.

Service was atrocious. Not helpful or friendly at all. I would definitely forgive some of that if it were busy and the waitress was a little overworked... but it was completely empty in there. The food wasn't that good either, and definitely not good enough to overlook the service. The home fries were terrible! How do you mess up home fries? fail.
(2)
Leah C.

review for DINNER... i swear everything on the menu comes straight from costco and onto your plate. the falafel and mixed greens side were just that... and they somehow messed up heating it up. i hated paying for (and barely eating) mushy falafel and rotting greens served messily on a dirty plastic plate. the only good part - the tzaziki - which i think was only "good" because i was starving. the prices are obnoxious for poor quality, out of the freezer food. i had brunch here years ago and thought it was decent but now i fear ever coming back. i feel robbed.
(1)
Grace L.

A bit overpriced for a diner-style brunch, especially when the main components are butter and flour. We came because I noticed that they had chicken and waffles on the menu, which my boyfriend has been wanting to try for a while. I don't really understand why they don't give you the whole waffle with the chicken and waffles. For $11, I expect to get the whole waffle. The ancho-honey sauce that they give with the waffles is probabaly where the "kitsch" lies. Not bad, but not quite worth it. Also, the overdose of rosemary and roasted red peppers thrown in with the cubed hashbrowns was an unfavorable combination, in my opinion. Watch out for the hot sauce on the table - my fault, yes, but I failed to notice the "XXXtra hot" warning on the label (made from habanero chilis, it also proclaims...oops, stupid me) and doused my potatoes in the sauce at first bite, thus spoiling my appetite for the rest of the subpar meal. Go here if you like expensive, done-up diner food that doesn't taste quite right...
(2)
Mike P.

Our neighborhood choice for brunch. Obviously it helps that it's a block down the street, but there really is a lot to love about Kitsch'n. The food is a great mix of brunch food and entrees for later. I love it for brunch simply because they have a great mix of savory and sweet brunch plates. I'm a big fan of the chicken and waffles, huevos locos and smokey chicken omelet. Jess swears by the B.L.T. - not sure what they do to it, but she found god because of it. Just kidding - she really likes it though. The service is always very good and the decor is hilarious even if you've been there 100 times (which I have). If you're hitting brunch, I recommend trying to get there before the 11 pm rush. Overall, a much loved neighborhood brunch spot, and good for dinner in a pinch as well.
(4)
Christine M.

Heeellllooooo cutie diner spot! This place is a real gem for a post night-out breakfast, brunch....meaning anything with eggs, preferably spicy, throw in some potatoes with catsup and lots and lots of coffee. It's super tiny and I was really surprised when I stumbled in on a Saturday afternoon to actually get a table (pretty sure it was the last one). Ordered your basic breakfast (I hadn't drunk as much as my ladyfriend the night before) and she got the spicy-mexican-y breakfast that had tortilla chips. Think Frito Pie, except with eggs and spicy. Looked delicious. Was really pleased that the serving size wasn't meant for an eating contest like at some places. Nice portion of all the goodies. Of course, on top of it all I'm sitting amidst what feels like sitting in a cardboard box in my parents basement. I mean that in the way of all the kitchy (haha, get it!?) stuff completely lining every available area of this place. Personal favorites were the 70's Playboy clock and Barbarella Poster (I own one myself). Service was sweet, food was fast and will definitely be making it back here again.
(5)
Inna B.

Everything we had was solid (intellegentsia coffee, mimosas, basil pesto & veggie omelet, pecan pancakes). If you're looking for a brunch place in Roscoe Village this is an option (although I would go to Orange or Victory Banner first.)
(3)
William K.

Mmm... my green breakfast burrito. Ty had the mini-burgers. This is a 3-star place with 4-star "super cute" (yelp-plagiarism... he he!) ambiance. I'll err on the positive and go 4 stars because Holly's egg menagerie was only 6 bucks. Yow! kitschy... yow, bill
(4)
Elizabeth H.

After hearing of an hour wait at Orange (which, for the record, Orange is not worth a 10 minute wait in my opinion... but it wasn't my day to veto breakfast options), we ended up at Kitsch'n and were pleasantly surprised. We got a seat right away, even though it was kind of busy, and the waitress promptly put coffee in front of me... that earns breakfast spots about 3 stars automatically. The food came out quickly, was quite tasty and the prices were pretty easy on the wallet. I would certainly be back.
(4)
Elaine C.

Kitsch'n looks a lot like my kitchen so I'm immediately intrigued. The idea is great: Kitschy comfort food in a cheesy 1970s atmosphere. I came here for brunch with a few girlfriends and we had a really good time. We ended up getting three seats at the counter as soon as we walked it, which was lucky. The food is simple but really well crafted. All the eggs coming out of the kitchen were fluffy, the boody mary was spicy and bold, and ... come on! green eggs and ham? too cute to pass up!! It was a huge portion, with a lot of rosemary breakfast potatoes--so good. Seemed like we all dug into the potatoes first because they smelled and looked and tasted sooo good. The green eggs were made green with yummy pesto and spinach, and were fluffy and delicious and came with a piece of really great rye toast. They may look silly here, but they know exactly what they are doing.
(4)
Kyle P.

Been coming here for years.....Love the 70's vibe and the people that work there have always been great....It is very good brunch and lunch place wish they wouldn't have gotten ride of the patty melt 2 years ago or I would be still going once a month
(4)
Deanna S.

I really love Kitsch'n on Roscoe! Even when it's most crowded, you can get a table pretty quickly. My all time favorite item is the Kitsch'n Tuna Melt - an open faced sandwich with melted caramelized cheese. It's to die for! I enjoy the Grilled Chicken sandwich and the Black Angus Burger, too. I love that the offer cucumbers w/tzatziki sauce as a side dish. It's a nice change of pace (and much healthier option) than fries.
(5)
Ryan A.

This is my favorite brunch spot on the northside. The breakfast burrito and fried chicken sandwich are unbeatable. They also have a great bloody special for only 5 bucks.
(5)
Lauren B.

Not so impressed. This place has a good reputation but I was disappointed. I ordered the green eggs and ham. The flavor of the eggs were nice, but portion was surprisingly small... Much smaller than the other dishes. The potatoes were pretty bad, cold and had very little seasoning. The place is cute but I don't think I will be back.
(3)
Katie C.

Despite the fact that I no longer live in Roscoe Village (I'll be back someday, love! I promise!) I still like coming back to Kitsch'n for a nice and hearty brunch--and they're available when I need them most, like the Sunday morning after THAT kind of Saturday night...=) We got there at 10:45am...which for Overeasy or Tweet standards, is serious busy time, but we walked in and were seated right away. As usual, our server was pretty chill and fairly attentive to us, and our food came out quite fast. I had the basil pesto and veggie omelet, which was superb--mmm, the melty cheese, carmelized onions, bits of pepper, fluffy egg...ohhh, I wish I could have devoured the entire thing, but the omelets there are HUGE! I do love their Danish hash browns, too--anything with an overload of rosemary is fine by me. And you can most definitely count on me to be back to enjoy their falafel pita and curly fries, too. When I'm feeling the need for some tasty brunch options (and a little hangover cure to boot) I'll always consider Kitsch'n as a top contender.
(4)
Sara N.

I used to love this place for the kitsch and yummy food. I recently went back for the first time in over a year. I was very unimpressed. Here's the experience that led to a 2 star review....It was a Saturday around 2 (so it was slow) and there were 3 of us. We were seated on the back patio at 2 small tables pushed together (seating for 4) and were informed that if it gets 'busy' they would take away one of the tables. An unnecessary comment, but anyway. I had ordered the special which included eggs, which came out under-cooked. We also ordered the twinkie tiramisu, which was good until we found a plastic wrapper in it. So to sum it up, it seems like the place has gone downhill. The service was slow and the food not so good. Maybe it was an off day. I might be willing to give it another shot.
(2)
Jillian S.

The only noteworthy thing about this restaurant, in my opinion, is the atmosphere. I love the enclosed porch and the artwork, etc. This is far from your run-of-the-mill diner. However, I think the food leaves something to be desired. I ordered the chicken and waffles and was really disappointed. The chicken portion was really small and really tough, dry, blech. You only get half a waffle. I think the sauce they served with this was all wrong - it was like some spicy sweet thing that was ok but really forgettable. Our waitress didn't bring us any condiments, we had to go steal them from another table. Next time I'm in the area, I'm going to wait it out at Orange and try them out instead of returning to Kitsch'n.
(2)
Morgan M.

Great place with friendly staff and welcoming atmosphere! We ate in the front room but there is a huge room in the back with a heated beer garten. Our food was outstanding. The best thing just happened to be the curly fries.....We just moved to this neighborhood and this is certainly going to become on of our regular places!
(4)
Sarah C.

The place was cute and the wait wasn't too bad for "the brunching hour" on a Sunday. However, we waited WAY too long for our food and when it did come, one of the dishes was completely COLD. We had waited so long for the food that we didn't even want them to remake it. The waitress didn't even seem to care. I might give it another chance - the food that did come warm was good - but there are so many other places to choose from that I might just skip it.
(1)
Claudia M.

I went there today for breakfast with colleagues from work. I'm not a huge north side fan because there is NEVER any parking but since it was 10:00 a.m. on a Friday morning I found great parking on Damen street. I had the GREEN EGGS AND HAM because I'm a teacher. Loved it!!!! My friend had the chilaquiles and my other friend had coconut crusted french toast dipped in raspberry sauce. Everything was fabulous. The place is a bit small but I liked the coziness of the place. The servers were friendly and attentive but not overly annoying like some places. I will DEFINITELY go back to this place!
(4)
Carlos G S.

I love this place. Their chilaquiles are the best around. The tuna melt is to die for. And the twinkie tiramisÃ¹ and Bananas Foster are outstanding. Their coffee is awesome; the type that leaves you with that bitter/ashy aftertaste. Service is great, but the people that work there are even better! Jamie, Jennifer, Holly and Renee. I live a block away from there and am a regular. Love it.
(5)
Nick S.

Some people would walk into Kitch'n and walk right out. My wife, for example, thinks it's a dump. I, on the other hand, think it's brilliant. I love the 80's motif and all the memorabilia on the wall. The servers are always cracking jokes and not because it's the restaurants novelty. They're genuinely funny. Someone in there always seems to make me laugh. Maybe the restaurants decor that puts me in a giddy mood. It would be difficult to recreate this place. They're trying at a newer location in River North. It's good but not the same. Their chiliquilles is great hangover food.
(5)
Tiffany K.

Recently came by for brunch with my lady friends this past weekend. Ordered something sweet, which is something I rarely do for brunch. Can't say that I was disappointed! I ordered the coconut french toast, and it was absolutely delicious. It came with a side of raspberry jam (!!), fresh pineapples and strawberries. However, I definitely drooled at the breakfast burrito and the chilaquiles that my friends got. Next time, I am going to opt for a saltier, cheesier brunch. Oh, and our waitress was great and it wasn't too busy on a Sunday around 2pm.
(4)
Jeanus T.

It's a very cozy vintage style cafe which is perfect for Sunday brunch. I like that they provide variety of dishes to the brunch menu - e.g. crab cake Benedict (btw, it's very good. highly recommend this) and basil pesto and veggie omelet, just to name a couple. The food is cooked very well and tasted very good. The portion is not too big but definitely enough to fill you up. The only complaint I have is the coffee. It tasted water down.
(4)
Ryan B.

I heart Kitsch'n for it's laid back style, eclectic atmosphere and let's face it, a mean Bloody Mary! The coffee is great too, and for breakfast - test drive the pigs in a blanket. The dish is not on the menu (officially), but it's usually a special, and if not, just ask. It's nothing fancy, but you'll enjoy delish chicken sausage wrapped in buttery, fluffy pancakes with real maple syrup, two eggs and fruit...I'm melting. You will too.
(4)
Alyx R.

All I have to say is Boo. I had a very dry, flavorless veggie omelet with a side of soggy potato wedges. To top it off, they were to busy in the kitchen to leave out the red peppers. So, in turn I got extra red pepper. As I ate, the girl next to me had two special requests that they were more than happy to fulfill. The only reason I gave this place 1 star is because the waitress was nice. I'll never go back here. Next time I'll pop in to Orange if I'm in the neighborhood.
(1)
Jason L.

Service can slack sometimes. It seems like they're always suffering from "brand new staff syndrome". It's nice to see fresh faces but after a while you just want to recognize someone who knows the menu and how to get items to you quickly. The last time I was there I literally saw the girl who was serving us stop and stare around at the dining area when she was distrought over whether to freshen everyone's water (which hadn't happened in a while), process someone's credit card or run food to tables. The "serve-trons" are always just a little too green. But with all the weird 70's memorabilia it's a fun place to hang out. This is kind of like Roscoe Village's version of Pick Me Up Cafe in Lakeview, only stranger which is why it's so much fun. As far as food goes, I really like the mini burgers. If service were more solid I'd give it 4 stars.
(3)
Pauly D.

How to Cure a Hangover in Roscoe Village: #1. Crawl to Kitsch'n [if it's the weekend, proceed to #7] #2. Order the Chipotle Bloody Mary & a PBR back (PBRs are only $1!) #3. If necesarry, use the bathroom to throw up. (You'll see a great Colt 45 sign with Billy Dee Williams. It'll put you in a better mood) #4. Order the Chilaquiles with extra Texas toast #5. Two fist your cocktails and recap your crazy night. #6. Eat delicious food. Put extra butter on Texas toast if you're really hungover. It'll destroy your threat to vommit. You can thank me later! #7. It's going to be jammed with people. Put in your name, have girlfriend wait for table, & go to 4 Moons/Treys for a quick vodka lemonade. When your girlfriend texts you because your table is ready, go to #2.
(4)
Bill M.

This Roscoe Village restaurant with the pun-ny name is jam-packed with folks who like their breakfast and brunch with a sense of humor. The decor includes wacky retro stuff like old beer cans and board games that patrons can play, assuming the crowds are not clamoring for empty tables. There is an interior courtyard in the back that acts as a beer garden. I had chilaquiles, a bountiful serving of Mexican-style scrambled eggs and bacon with toast that was surprisingly tasty. Guys may drool at the iconic photo of Farrah posted on the ladies room door, but that is the ladies room so don't go there.
(4)
Ellen M.

This place has a good thing going. You feel like you're in your grandmother's kitchen from the 60s (I think - I'm not a good decor judge), from the retro, round tables and chairs, to the Etch-A-Sketch. The service is very friendly, the dining room pretty comfortable. Once you get a table it's a little slow-going, but the servers are very cool. I always feel about ten years old when I read the menu and wind up getting goofy stuff, like grilled cheese sandwiches or BLTs. The egg dishes are tasty - good huevos rancheros. I've usually gone there for lunch on weekdays when I didn't find it too crowded, but I'm sure the weekend breakfast/lunch lines are insane, so bring your soduku and patient attitude.
(4)
Bethany J.

I LOVE this place. It's such a change up from my breakfast norms. I'm in love with anything eggs when I'm hungover- I usually just get your standard omelette wherever I go, but I noticed their menu to be much more interesting. I came here with my brother, he got green eggs and ham (the green is pesto in case you were wondering). I think that was pretty exciting for him to finally eat the acclaimed Dr. Seuss meal at the ripe age of 30, and he loved it. I struggled over ordering the eggs in the basket or the basil & pesto omelette, but our waitress was really helpful & told me to go with the omelette and she promised I would not be disappointed- you bet your ass I wasn't. This was the most interesting and delicious breakfast I had had in a long time. Kept me full forever too. This place is too cool- food, decor, service- I don't understand the haters? And since my brother has been visiting me he keeps talking about it- he really wants to go back.
(4)
Katie D.

I love the atmosphere at Kitsch'n. It has this really fun retro vibe and decor with lots of fun things to look at. The tables are really close together, but thats to be expected in a place as small as Kitsch'n. There is outdoor seating out front and also an outdoor beer garden in the back that is nice for when its warm out. The food is pretty standard diner food. It's a great place for traditional breakfast food like fried eggs, a denver omelet or a breakfast burrito, plus their breakfast potatoes. Their sandwiches are decent, I've had the blt and thought it was delicious (but then again I don't think I've ever had a blt i didn't like). Their macaroni and cheese is also supposed to be really good. Nothing about the food is healthy and the food is very heavy, so prepare to leave in a food coma. It's the kind of comfort food that I have to be just in the right mood for. So I might be back if that particular craving hits again!
(3)
Dave B.

We went there using yelp to find a brunch spot nearby, and it was great. Cozy, great people, awesome Chipotle chiliquilles. They're going to start serving dinner soon...can't wait.
(4)
Jason P.

Had the pleasure of checking out this place last weekend, and man was I satisfied. I had been craving chicken and waffles for quite some time now and this place hit the spot. I wasn't expecting the type of fried chicken they used; but it works! the chicken looks like a chicken fried steak type piece of chicken. waffle was crunchy and crispy! amazing stuff... only problem was not enough of it!!! The sauce they give you is pretty awesome too; works well w/ everything. I would def. go back to this place! Good cup of coffee too!
(4)
Brandon T.

I've eaten at Kitsch'n more times than I can count and I have to say that anyone who isn't a fan just needs to try the place another time. This is one of the best places for brunch in Roscoe Village. The cool seventies decor and creative but safe menu is perfect when all you want is some great food without all the extra bells and whistles (think Orange or Turquoise). Some of the best menu items include the chilaquiles, egg salad sandwich, and my all time favorite, the huevos locos, which is a delicious concoction of scrambled eggs, some sort of mango salsa, cheese, and every single hot chili you can think of. DELICIOUS!
(4)
Suzanne P.

YUM! I was going to say in this review that the way to my heart is through chilaquiles, but really, it's through salsa verde. You should always opt for the sub of slow roasted pork with salsa verde because who wants bacon with your chilaquiles? I also was craving grapefruit juice (random) and their juice hit the spot. Didn't have their coffee (I BYO-D from Starbucks, shame) but it smelled delicious and they had a spicy hot chocolate that I would have definitely taken part in. My fiance got what I call Boring Breakfast - you know the dish. Eggs your way, hashbrowns, choice of meat, toast. ZZZZZZZZ. He's usually way more adventurous, but he wanted something basic and said it was great. I didn't have room for any of that nonsense, though. I was on a chilaquile mission and that mission was verily accomplished. Cute atmosphere, super nice people, adorable patio.
(5)
Michael V.

Went to Kitsch'n on Roscoe with two others for brunch on Sunday around 11:45 am. We just beat the rush as there must have been 10-12 people that piled in shortly there after (it's a pretty small place). Definitely take a look around at the decor when you go; it's one of the more eclectic diners I've ever seen! I ordered the BBQ chicken omelette while my friends got the "phat jacks" and the chicken and waffles. Everything is solid! Portion sizes are pretty good but smaller than other diners. Nothing about the food really stood out to me hence the 3 star rating. Service was really good however and the food came out fast. Not the place for a gourmet brunch but if you're looking for something quick and easy this is a good place to hit up!
(3)
Matthew W.

I arrived for brunch on a Sunday with the boyfriend, who recommended the place for its amazing food. Unfortunately for me, Kitch'n was oversold. There wasn't a wait, and we were seated somewhat promptly, but I felt as though the waitress pressed us for our order, and I tend to make poor food selections when rushed. My meal began with a warm mimosa; the perfect compliment to those warm, pre-Summer days. The drink was both forgettable and regrettable. I then ordered the Carnitas Tacos, which were bland, small in number, and just disappointing. Two flour tortillas with a dollop of pork and a greasy side of those same tortillas, only deep-fried: $9.99. Doing the math, my Kitsch'n experience just didn't add up to a good value or a decent meal, for that matter. I'd like to say I'd give it another try, but there are plenty of other reviewers here who have done so and came away further convinced of the level of disappointment contained within. Never the same fool twice.
(2)
Maegin C.

Decent breakfast food and a cute outdoorish patio. Nice for a cheap brunch/breakfast and free parking outside.
(3)
Fletcher B.

Went for the first time Had high hopes based on review Got the chicken and waffles to go Super disappointed for $14. Two small waffles One tiny piece of chicken Weak
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Kendrick W.

Tucked away in Roscoe Village, this place was a recent and pleasant discovery. A friend invited me for brunch and I loved it. The decor is cute and homey. The service was fast and courteous. The food was great. I had the green eggs and ham and it was amazing. I'll be back again and again.
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Cynthia R.

Walked into this place and really dug the vibe. The piped music was reggae and soul...we were feeling it. We were greeted right away and led to a table on the covered, heated patio. Nice touch. We liked the shabby, nostalgic, hipster feel of the place, and the service was pretty good as well. The food was pretty good...I had the bbq chicken omelette and the hubs had...hmmmm, I don't even remember, but it was tasty. I guess had it been rock star amazing, I would have remembered it. I'd like to have given this 3.5 stars, but since that's not an option, 3 will do. Cool lil neighborhood spot.
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Mel Q.

Everything I've gotten here tastes like it's been reheated. The menu isn't very big. I've gone here for breakfast/lunch/brunch and I'm not impressed. I think I forgot why I didn't like the place so I'd give it another shot...this last time will definitely be my last.
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Michael U.

Items Selected: Bottomless Coffee from Intelligentsia Fried Chicken and Waffles - Two Pieces of Belgian Waffle, Golden Chicken Thighs, Mixed Fruit, Jalapeno Butter, Fried Egg Coconut Crusted French Toast - Shredded Coconut Crusted Brioche, Fresh Pineapple and Strawberries, Raspberry Sauce Kitsch'n Twinkie Tiramisu Forever a member of my 'places to visit' during several trips to the Windy City it was finally on Friday that I decided to stop by Kitsch'n on Roscoe, my sister and her fiancÃ© opting to sleep in on the day before their wedding while I went for an early morning run followed by a two-mile walk to a restaurant that more than lived up to its name. Truly a space that is best seen to be understood with a menu of items both standard and unique it was just after the 8:30am opening that I approached the deceptively sizable space and entering through unlocked doors I immediately became confused, the quirky dÃ©cor with bedazzled album covers and Tony the Tiger smiling back as The Four Tops played overhead, but not a human to be seen behind the counter or in the kitchen beyond. Deciding to investigate further only after shouting "hello" it was onward to the back room that I progressed and again finding the space empty I was admittedly startled when a small woman emerged from the storeroom, the look on her face likely similar to mine as we both laughed at the circumstances - the cooks arriving a bit later than usual and thus requiring her to start the stoves and gather items to begin service. At this point more than a bit amused it would be mere moments before I found a seat and with the first of several cups of Intelligentsia's House Blend poured into a bottomless cup a three-part order was placed - the opening duo arriving in expedited fashion from a kitchen who needlessly apologized more than once. Admittedly a bit more expensive than one would expect for food that could best be described as 'fun' it was with the restaurant's signature chicken and waffles that I began and although the bird itself was a bit underwhelming the waffle and butter did an admirable job of steering the ship, though a mere half of the crunchy, golden disc seemed chintzy at best. Improving with subsequent plates my attention soon turned to buttery brioche tossed in shreds of soft coconut and while pineapple could have stood to be sweeter the raspberry syrup helped, an overall lightness to the dish proving a stark contrast to dessert - a pair of America's favorite snack cakes infused with coffee and cocoa amidst a sea of whipped ricotta that tastes far more refined than the concept would seem.
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Katie F.

Very tasty food and eclectic atmosphere. The chicken tortilla soup is delish. Salads are very fresh and they offer large portions, so make sure you come hungry.
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Kate G.

This is my favorite brunch restaurant in the city hands down! While it is slightly pricey, the food is so good it is worth the splurge. I've tried their Huevos Locos, the Candied Bacon Brunch BLT, the Breakfast Tacos and the Kitsch'n Chilaquiles, all were delicious and creative recipes packed full of flavor. Make sure to have a mimosa! They are also very family friendly, my 5 year old son likes to come here too. They serve the kids meal in a vintage lunch box and they get a toy, which he loves. The decor is also really fun and colorful, full all kinds of retro goodies. Sit on the patio in the summer if you can get a spot, it's great for people watching and pet friendly.
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Karolina T.

Local eclectic spot in Roscoe. We went on Saturday and were surpirsed how many people were there. The place was actually really big in the back, they have a heated closed off patio. Service was pretty quick and friendly. We ordered from the brunch menu. Food was nothing special.
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Anne M.

Kitsch'n is full of a variety of quirky kitsch - get it? This is a fun, casual spot to grab brunch in the mornings, or tacos in the evening. The past two times we have ventured to Kitsch'n, the outdoor back patio was reserved for private events, so unfortunately we couldn't sit out back in the lovely warm weather. We sat out front in their other outdoor seating area which was still nice. We ordered an assortment of tacos and some drinks, and started with the chips and guac (also served with comp black bean dip). The tacos were great - we tried the beef, chicken, and fish (the fish were my favorite, served with a mango salsa). I also tried the house margarita which was very tasty and not too sweet.
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Ben N.

To read some of these reviews, you get the impression that Kitsch'n on Roscoe--seriously, a pretty terrible name for a restaurant--has been resting on its many laurels for a long stretch--if having folks like Rachael Ray blurb about your restaurant counts as a "laurel." And for a joint that markets itself as a monument to kitsch, Kitsch'n's collection of '70s and '80s flotsam is really kind of weak and uninspiring; I'm confident that there are garage sales that have more impressive galleries of this kind of stuff merely by accident. But the restaurant is right on the main drag of Roscoe Village with pleasant views of the street--good for watching the parade of yuppie babies and dogs--and the front room feels spacious and comfortable given if it's actually pretty small. And where Kitsch'n got high marks on the morning we were there was on food and service, which is really what counts. We're not really brunch fans--not really into the whole eggs and breakfast dessert for lunch deal--but at breakfast time Kitsch'n seems to offer a wide range of appealing choices. If my "Borracho Breakfast Burrito" wasn't the best or most original I've ever had, it attained more depth of flavor than many (and not really sure what "Danish" hashbrowns are, but they were rosemary-heavy and good, too), and my wife was very pleased with her "Green Eggs & Ham," i.e., with pesto. Special nod to our server, who I think was named Liz: We came up for a long weekend in Chicago with my developmentally-disabled brother-in-law, who isn't always the easiest to deal with when confronted with a menu like Kitsch'n's, which is rather long and unconventional. He just wanted plain pancakes and sausage, which really isn't offered as a menu item. She was especially helpful in putting together an order for him and handled him with genuine good humor throughout the meal. Portions are very generous, but the prices still might be a notch high.
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Sarah I.

Funky decor. I like it. Friendly staff. Good coffee. Go with the coconut french toast! I had the chicken and waffles. Bleh, I've had way better. I am looking forward to trying other things on the menu.
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Shellie H.

The Lobster Mac 'n Cheese is heavenly. The best I have ever had. Service is great, prices are reasonable and everything on the menu is amazing.
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Amanda P.

Oh Kitsch'n.... How I wanted to like you if for no other reason than a sense of nostalgia. I remember, years ago, when Kitsch'n was actually kitschy and pretty awesome. And then it became another sell-out, trendy, overcrowded yuppy spot with mediocre food, crappy service, and high prices. My friend and I went there for brunch on Memorial Day and had a truly subpar experience. After standing patiently in the doorway, waiting to be seated for several minutes, a snarling beast of a woman bellowed across the room to us... "Um, hi guys?" and then snottily barked, "Two?" We both smiled and said yes. Then she ROLLED HER EYES, sighed loudly and said, "Well are you going to come over here or what?" What a rude B. So after we were seated amongst a sea of screaming children, our inept server showed up after about 15 minutes and took our drink order only, dropped off our sodas and disappeared for another 15 minutes before taking our food order. Our food (a breakfast burrito and a tuna melt) finally arrived about 30 minutes later and was sooooo not worth the ungodly wait and terrible service. My burrito was nearly inedible- a lukewarm, soggy green mess. And my friend said his sandwich tasted like chopped onions on slightly burnt bread. To top it off, we practically had to rugby tackle our server to get refills on our sodas. I'm giving an extra star for the sweet lava lamp next to our table. It was a total throw back to eighth grade. But overall, our experience was terrible. From now on, I'll save myself the headache, the money and the gastronomic nightmare and just go to Clark's.
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B C.

Start your Saturday here with some Huevos Locos, a coffee, and a bloody mary. On Monday that's all you'll be thinking about.
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Brett G.

I seem to write a preponderance of 4-star reviews - places that are good but just don't knock my socks off. Kitsch'n is one of them. Have been here multiple times, and it's always crowded!! I was amazed we even got a table with the plethora of people waiting out front. As always, lots of screaming, loud children. Teaching manners would be appreciated. I've had the breakfast burrito, the tofu scramble (which was a tiny bit bland, oddly enough), chilaquiles, the granola and fruit, and most recently, the basil pesto & veggie omelette. Maybe because it's fresh in my memory, but wow was that omelette good! My mother has gotten the fried chicken and waffles, and while I'd never put those two together, she said they worked. The menu is pretty comprehensive. Service was good (and patient, since I couldn't make up my mind), and pop refills came, a little slowly, but I'm not complaining since they had a jug of water on the table. The food beat my hangover, for sure, and for that I thank Kitsch'n.
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Noah B.

I'm going to have to complain about the chicken and waffle situation here. My g/f loves them but I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one. I ordered the chicken and waffles here and they served them with this gross honey concoction. I asked for maple syrup to go with my waffles and the guy looked at me like I pissed on my plate and pointe to the honey and walked away. The folks at the table next to us asked the waiter what mixed-drinks that he could recommend and he refused to recommend a drink. Super obnoxious waiter! This was a while ago so the dude might not even work there anymore. I'm just saying bring a little bottle of syrup with you if you go.
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Stephen R.

Ugh. Kitsch'n disappoints. One of my girlfriends and I settled on Kitsch'n for our Memorial Day hungover brunch. She'd been here several times before, while I'd only been here one other time. She liked it; I found it a tad overpriced and meh worthy. But after today I won't be going back. Sure, it's Memorial Day, and sure, I expected kids. But when we arrived we had to stand awkwardly in the doorway for 5 minutes before we were even acknowledged. This gnarly beast of a woman gets an attitude, clearly upset that we were waiting politely in the doorway to check on availability rather than walk THROUGH THE RESTAURANT to the counter to accost her. "How many? What? Ugh! Are you going to come up here or not?" Just downhill from there. After being crammed in the back, it took about 30 minutes for our food (tuna melt and a breakfast burrito) and I had to flag my server for a soda refill. She didn't even offer for my friend the scant two times we saw her. And that tuna melt? I'd prefer there be tuna to go with my raw onions. Ick. Slow dismal service. Overcrowded. Children. Expensive for what you get and not that great. I'm going to stick with the less chi-chi breakfast places and go back to my middle class mainstays where an egg is an egg and the service is actually decent.
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Sue L.

If you don't want to cook and in the neighborhood, this is a great place for breakfast or brunch. I had the steak and eggs. The polenta has a bit of a kick. You can't order it less spicy but its still very good. The staff is nice and attentive.
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Monica B.

Awsome place! Serves RC Cola too! Food was good, service was friendly and quick. Wish I lived closer. I'd definitely go back to this place.
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Ginny L.

I'd like to give this place a rave review because the menu looks so interesting, but it didn't really live up to my hopes. The food was decent, but not as delicious as it sounded in print. I might return, as it's not a bad lunch spot, except next time I'd definitely try one of the desserts.
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Joe S.

Sunday morning at 10:45...first stop Orbit Room not open 'til 11. 11:00...second stop Kuma's Corner not open until 12. 11:15...third stop Kitsch'n opened over three hours ago. So much for trying to be the early bird in Avondale. Don't walk out right away when you see that the tiny front room is filled to capacity because the better seating is in the back and if no room still there's a heated garden area beyond that. Good stuff on the breakfast brunch menu. Awesome "Eggs in a Basket" with bacon. Serving Intelligentsia coffee and ok bloody marys. Pretty easy parking on side streets for the day and time at least. Other options very near by just in case.
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Christine F.

Man, there's some Kitsch'n hate going on here! Look, it's not going to blow you away, but it's reasonably priced, tasty food. I recommend the Coconut French Toast. Oh my goodness. It's french toast that has a coconut crust and comes with a raspberry jam to put on top of it. It also comes with a side of pineapple and strawberries. I almost always get this. I have tried other things (omlettes, etc), but I always come back to my french toast. Viva la Coconut French Toast! It's a good place to take your parents, if you're in the area. I've never had to wait more than a few minutes for a table, the decor is very distinct (and fun! It's very campy) and it's not too foo-foo for your 'rents. Give it a whirl.
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Mary L.

1. I love the music they play here 2. The dining room (aka the back porch) is so charming 3. Their food is delicious! 4. Reasonable prices. I really loved this place, and if I had more time in Chicago, I would definitely spend more time eating here.
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Danny S.

I've eaten at Kitsch'n about 20 times and I hardly ever stray from the Chilaquiles. That and a cup of coffee is a great way to start a weekend day. Get a seat in the back if you can, but you should also consider the bar if you're a two-top. You can sometimes skirt a long line and the service is still good.
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Betsy B.

This used to be a great place. I was really disappointed today when I brought my mom for lunch. Service was terrible and the bread pudding on the menu was out so I asked for the chocolate dessert which turned out to be a bowl of raw brownie batter with a broken cookie and a strawberry in it. Disgusting. Also even though they close at three they will be shutting down by 210. It's cheap and the rest of the food is ok..but it's not as fun as it used to be.
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Kevin A.

HUNGOVER TESTED, BILLY DEE WILLIAMS APPROVED Under the watchful eye of Billy Dee Williams, who out of the corner of my eye seemed to wink at me from his Colt 45 perch above my table, I chowed down on a plate of chilaquiles billed as "the ultimate hangover breakfast". I basically inhaled that ethereal combo of eggs, tortillas, and smoky chipotle salsa in about 3 minutes which left me feeling like a million bucks. Works every time indeed.
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Sang H.

Been here twice, the first time was in 2008 and second time was in 2011. Nothing changes about this place and it's a great brunch restaurant. Food is great and staff is friendly. There is a lot of competition around there, but it does well.
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James M.

I've been to the place next door with my Roscoe Village bud, which was good, but thought this might be a fun alternative. The place looks inviting, and takes itself none too seriously. Seems tiny, but there's a whole dining area in the back with room for probably another 15-20 people. That's where we sat. Nice etch-o-sketch sitting on the table--but it didn't work-CURSES! Really wanted to play with it. Ah well. My friend and I both had eggs in a basket, which is two slices of sesame toast with an egg cooked to temp in the middle of each slice, with a side of home style potatoes. It didn't let me down or anything. The food was good. Not incredible. Don't know if i'd make a special stop back for breakfast, but the pictures i've seen of food for other meals (ribs, mac and cheese, chicken and waffles) might be worth another visit. The atmosphere and service were 4-5 stars, but can't give my breakfast more than 3.
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Garett N.

Went here for Sunday brunch based on a friend's recommendation. I was surprised that there wasn't a wait especially given that Retro on Roscoe was that weekend, but that's good thing. The menu was full of interesting dishes, and I ended up trying the crab benedict while my friend went the LA route and tried the chicken and waffles. Both were really tasty and delicious. Add their amazing coffee and you have an awesome brunch meal. Recommended!
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Amanda D.

I have always passed by the restaurant and always wanted to try it, but never got the chance. Well, I finally got to this past weekend, and I thought they were great. I went during a busy brunch time, but the wait wasn't so bad. We sat right outside the front of the restaurant where a patio has been set up. The weather was nice so I didn't mind at all. There were so many things on the menu that I wanted to try, but I stuck with the Bayou Crab Cake Benedict. It was delicious and the crab tasted fresh and moist. I hate when restaurants give you a crab cake that's all dried out. I would love to go back soon and try other items on their menu. Their Deluxe Mac' n Cheese caught my eye and I would love to jump all over that.
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V V.

This place has the best Chili I've ever had in my life. Period. No other chili even comes close. Not even the Chili from the Kitsch'n River North location, which I believe is the same recipe, but the taste wasn't right at all. You have to get it at the Roscoe Village location. Huge chunks of bacon, slightly spicy, a hint of sweetness, and topped with mango salsa. I'm unable to order Chili anywhere else. I love it so much I would marry it. Having said all that, this means I rarely stray away from ordering it every time I'm at the Kitsch'n, whether morning, noon, or night. I have had the fried chicken and waffles, the mac and cheese, the meatloaf and the jalapeno cornbread and all were tasty and satisfying. I've been a bit disappointed by the desserts sadly. Perhaps my expectations were too high for the tiramisu made with twinkies in place of ladyfingers; it was just okay. I'm not giving this place 5 stars only because my ordering is somewhat limited, but I've never had a bad meal here. I'm also a fan of the fun decor and the servers are always super nice. They also have an outdoor patio in the back, which they keep covered and heated in the winter!
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Joe T.

Top Ten Reasons to Give Kitsch'n a Try: 10. Friendly staff (after a mix-up with our order, our waitress discounted the delayed meal and comp'd all our drinks). 9. Two dollar cans of tecate with lime and salt. 8. The Basil & Pesto Veggie Omelet. 7. Monopoly in the back garden. 6. Six dollar chipotle margaritas. 5. The pretzel bread. 4. The Ultimate Hangover Breakfast... Chilaquiles. 3. Yahtzee in a booth in the back. 2. The Tex-Mex Veggie Burger. 1. The wait at Orange is 45 minutes and there is a fleet of baby strollers in line.
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Robert D.

Overcooked disgusting fried chicken & other bland dishes, rarely seen service which were barely interested in us, except for yelling at my 8 year old kid for not holding the door for them, and weak drinks. Really bad in more ways than I have seen in a long time. And the tip was included whether I liked it or not, so I have to express my dissatisfaction by signing up on Yelp and complaining here. Won't be back ever.
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George D.

What's with all the cruddy reviews? When I lived in Roscoe Village a few years ago, I used to eat at Kitsch'n all the time and I loved it. I get back there every few months or so, and I really haven't noticed any drop in quality. Of course I almost always have the exact same thing: the chilaquiles. They're completely inauthentic, but they're absolutely fantastic. And they come with great bacon and a big ole slab of tasty Texas toast. A buddy of mine lives right above the place, and from what he tells me, the food is always better during the week instead of the weekend. According to him, it's because they get so busy and the kitchen is so small that they're forced to pre-cook a lot of the stuff. I don't know about that, but it sounds plausible to me. What can I say? Go there during the week when you can take your pick of tables. Order the chilaquiles. And by the way-- my experience is that the waitstaff is extremely friendly and accomodating. Lay off of them! Lay off of Kitsch'n, for that matter!
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kevin c.

Nice breakfast place. I have never been for any other meal. The green eggs and ham, Sam is very good. Add fresh squeezed oj and coffee and it is a delicious combo.
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Devon F.

I have been coming to Kitch'n for many years now. The food is always great. The only problem being when they are busy like it was this past Sunday. It took forever to get our food, but the waitress apologized and gave us 20% off our check. Try the Chilaquiles, great hangover cure.
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Tim S.

Can't say I'm a huge fan, things their always taste just a tad off. Good coffee, nice atmosphere but the food (breakfast burrito and juevos rancheros) need a bit of work.
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Katarina X.

Try the Purple Haze. It is THAT delightful an experience. And while my boyfriend lives for this sort of evironment: seated between vintage Barbarella and Billy Dee Williams posters -amongst giddy, brightly colored, plastic-cupped, cheeky, campy kitsch- I require a little more to adjust. However, the vodka infused, aptly-named concoction made it all tolerable for me. Vegetarian and Vegan friendly (makes BF happy), still serve Bacon (makes me happier) AND they have Twister! Another round of drinks you ask Miss Server? You bet! Spin! All hands on red! The least flexible buys!
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Ingrid R.

It's fine. What you'd expect really. The decor does get it to 4 stars - from 3. The food is fine - nothing spectacular. The service is usually decent and they are kid friendly which is what I need - but might not be for everyone.
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Tom M.

A greasy spoon is better tasting than Kitsch'n, at least there is flavor. The chilaquiles and breakfast burrito had no flavor at all, even a burnt egg taste. There are so many new exciting fresh breakfast places now in Chicago. I would not reccommend this restaurant to anyone, sorry. Time for a total makeover. We will not be back.
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Michelle E.

I don't see what the big deal is. Mr. Man hearts this place. Big Time. He raves about their tuna melt, and has recently discovered their crabcake eggs benedict, which has changed his previous benedict-hating ways. I, however, am still waiting to be impressed. By anything. Fine, call me a hater, but after at least a half-dozen visits over the last 2 years, I have yet to find anything on the menu that is worth going back for. Honestly, I love breakfast, I really do! I applaud them for having some unique dishes on the menu. But for some reason, every time I sit down to order...nothing sounds exciting. Not even the Green Eggs & Ham. Maybe I should try the Huevos Locos, since people seem to like them, and they are a specialty, but the habaneros always scare me away. I've tried the chicken & waffles, which were nothing special, though I did like the ancho honey that they serve with it. Most of the time I just resign myself to eggs and get Two Deuces & a Jack platter, which is your basic bacon & eggs. At $5.99, it's a great price, and the bacon is pretty decent. I remember having some really good wheat Texas toast a long time ago, but don't know if they still have it. I've also tried the Eggs in a Basket, which again is fine, nothing special. Annoying that it doesn't come with meat! I don't understand how they can charge $7.99 for 2 eggs in toast and hash browns. What the what? A major plus is the Intelligentsia coffee, and they are always quick with the refills. I'm always here for breakfast, but maybe it would do me good to flip over the menu and order something off the lunch side. The brioche grilled cheese sounds interesting, but again I cringe at spending $7.99 on a friggin' grilled cheese. (Ok, call me cheap. But seriously!) Usually I love tuna melts, but the first time Mr. Man ordered it, I looked at it and said, "What's that?" On the menu they specifically say that it comes with "caramelized pepper-jack cheese". OK, I love me some golden brown & crispy cheese, but this was WAY beyond that. It was BROWN. In my opinion, burnt beyond recognition. It looked like a piece of leather on top of toast. On a positive note, I do love the atmosphere, it's a really cute place. The servers are all friendly and prompt, and the patio is great in the summer, and they cover & heat it in the winter too. I'm not saying I'll never eat here again. The food is acceptable. I would just never CHOOSE to eat here. I'm sure I'll be back again, when it's Mr. Man's turn to choose where to go for breakfast.
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Marcus G.

Quite disappointing. Our waitress was surly and wouldn't even ask if a substitution on a menu item was possible, even though it wasn't busy at all. I ordered my steak cooked med well and it came back well done. My gf's eggs were swimming in oil and TX toast was dry n tasteless. Saw this restaurant got lots of good reviews, but that wasn't our experience.
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Lori Taylor R.

Content. Nothing to rave about, but nothing to dread. I must say the apple wood smoked bacon, alone, is out of this world. If I could order a platter of this bacon I would be in heaven. Great service and an enjoyable atmosphere. I must say I am intrigued by the 3 foot wait staff. I was hoping he might drop by our table, but we lucked out.
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Moyah M.

Amazing food and amazing staff. Very cool decor and comfortable and so cozy. I love this place. I had the chicken and waffles. Delicious. They have a pretty stocked bar and bailey's and coffee was my top choices.
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Emma M.

My boyfriend and I used to come here quite often for breakfast/brunch. They have some pretty neat combinations including their to die for coconut French toast! I usually stick to the sweeter side while my boyfriend likes the huevos rancheros and other spicier dishes. We usually end up sitting at the bar since a lot of families need the table space. I have heard the bloody Marys are pretty good, but have not had one yet. So we used to come here a lot until the lines got real long after Rachael Ray visited. Also, we ate dinner here once and had some cold, soggy vegetables and got totally turned off by it. I say go for brunch over dinner!
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D. F.

on a lazy day, i did breakfast (pancakes) and dinner (CHICKEN POT PIE!!!) here. left with a happy belly each time! :) this is a dog-friendly place with sidewalk tables. we dog owners like that!
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chadsey k.

Just had "hangover brunch" here. What a cluster fuck. Why do people in Chicago think it's cool to have brunch with 20 people? The groups were super loud and obnoxious (just love it when grown men give complicated choreographed high fives to each other every 15 seconds and feel the need to clap loudly every time they laugh) and forced the service to be slow. Our server was totally decent considering the gigantic loud ass table that she also had to deal with. The bloody mary's were pretty good and only $6 and the breakfast burrito was just okay. The chicken and waffles were awesome. I would definitely come back for those, but only if I knew I wouldn't have to deal with a cluster situation.
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L N.

I live 2 blocks away, and would almost always rather go to the Victory Banner. On a saturday morning, when your head is still buzzing, the retina burning atmosphere of Kitsch'n is brutal. I can only go in the summer, when i can sit outside. The service is almost always terrible and the food is overpriced, but I can always be coerced into dining there because of the AMAZING chilaquiles. Great hangover cure.
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Tanya M.

I've only eaten here once and once was enough. we went on a sunday afternoon totally hungover. surprisingly it was dead which is nice. Its a lot smaller then you would think but I faintly remember someone saying that there are more tables in another room. I had an omelet i think, obviously it was not a meal to remember. All I do remember is that it tasted like nothing and the hot sauce that they had at the table was awful. I like my hot sauce hot and flavorful not just hot. the rest of my party had the chilatiquila's (?) something like that and I believe they enjoyed it. The friend that took us there said that it wasn't that great of a place but that it was necessary to eat their first before experiencing Orange. I have no idea why. but she says that Orange is awesome, can't wait to find out. Our server was nice but very deadpan/unenthusiastic. He was kinda odd but talkative. It's a cozy place and perhaps their lunch and dinner menu is better.
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Justin G.

I've heard a lot of good things about Kitsch'n. It's gotten a lot of great reviews in magazines, papers, etc. But to me, it's average. Everything about it is good, but not very good. And what it doesn't do well, is not terrible, it's just not good. Cobb salad. Plain, kind of boring. It had all the right things in it, it just didn't do anything for me. Which is sad, because I have a sick love for cobb salad. The specials are hit or miss. Some of them have been pretty good, but not great, and some of them have been bad, but not inedible. The decor is kind of fun, and any time Billy Dee Williams is on the wall hocking Colt 45, I can't help but smile. I like the waitstaff. Friendly, but not pushy. Attractive, but not intimidatingly so. Neither putting themselves through college, yet not middle-aged. It's an adequate place, but not a favorite.
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Matt B.

Best breakfast place in the city! Great brunch drink list. Huge breakfast and lunch menu. Went in the winter and sat on the heated patio. Plan on going back in the summer. Definitely a great hangover cure!
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Elizabeth K.

The last time I was at Kitsch'n on Roscoe was about 6-7 years ago -- and I loved it then. I was excited to go back and introduce my husband to this place for breakfast. We were disappointed. Food was average, nothing special. I had the breakfast burrito which was just OK . Maybe I ordered the wrong thing? Oh well, we will be going back to our usual Wishbone for breakfast/brunch.
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Dan S.

Bravo! You cannot go wrong with anything on their menu, I have tried just about everything, bur really like the tuna sandwich and crabcakes Benedict. Great ambiance inside and out. You bring your dog with to dine outside on the sidewalk cafe tables during the summer. Love the chipotle bloody marys
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Dina D.

BEST PANCAKES and BUSBOYS in town! I don't know why, in the 6 years I've been going here, I haven't tried the pancakes until my last few times...probably because I normally prefer to eat a savory breakfast over sweet, but now I will ALWAYS order the flap jacks. They are freakishly and consistently good. I might even go so far as to call them...flaptastic. :-) (All "you're a nerd" comments are welcome) There is one particular busboy that I really respect. He is ALWAYS on top of filling coffee and water and, on many occasions, he'll just take my order because the server is MIA. He's friendly and hard working and is so much appreciated by me that I often tip him separately. Now, I saw him bussing tables across the street at VoLo but I hope that doesn't mean he's left Kitsch'n! I have eaten many things here for many years. They are GREAT at some things and not so great at others. Good: egg salad sandwich, tuna melt with carmelized jalepeno-jack, cucumbers with tzatziki, curly fries. and, duh, the flapjacks! Iffy: salads, omlettes, breakfast potatoes...rosemary, yuck! Kitsch is kool. I love the idea behind Kitsch'n. The decor is fun and interesting. I like etching a sketch while waiting for my meal, and both the front and back patios are enjoyable to dine on. The back being my favorite because it can cover you from the elements should it need to...and it's a tiki hut! From now on, I'm going mainly for the flapjacks... And the bus boy.
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Ashley G.

I love eating here, especially during the weekdays when they aren't super crowded. It's relaxing and easy, the coffee is great, and the servers are always friendly. Other yelpers seem to find the service bad, but we eat there almost every week, and I've never had a bad time. If it's packed they can be a little inattentive, but that's to be expected. The food is outstanding, I almost always order breakfast, but the egg salad sandwich rocks too. They have a decent variety for vegetarians, so you're not stuck with a grilled cheese every time. The rosemary potatoes are the most awesome potato ever! It's great to sit out on their back patio on nice days. Definitely worth a visit!
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Heidi M.

Love it! The decor is what I"m all about. The food is consistently good. Favorite - Patty Melt. I've also been known to do a meal of sides - mac n cheese, curly fries... The down side - small and there can be a wait. If you've got a big group or don't wait as long of a wait, go to the one downtown at Chicago Avenue and the river
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Vanessa F.

I come here all the time since I live nearby. Most of the time, it's a good experience; I've had a 'meh' meal once with some dry chicken. The wait staff are friendly enough, not overbearingly friendly which is not what I'm really interested in, anyways. I've never had to wait more than 5 minutes for a seat, even at it's busiest. (Don't be alarmed by their small seating area in the front, there's a whole giant area in the back.) The food is all comfort food. I love their Fried Chicken Sandwich with curly fries. Their Puff Patry Pot Pie is excellent, too. Their breakfasts are filling and hot and their Chipotle Bloody Mary is satisfying. I'll have to admit that this place can be a little bit hit and miss, but when it hits, it's very good, and when it misses, it's still ok.
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Ted C.

Took my sister to a birthday brunch here a while back and I finally see why people love this place. The food is good, the decor makes you smile and the attitude is really laid back. We sat in the back patio to catch some late summer rays and my sister enjoyed the mimosa and cinnamon french toast. I definitely ate too much but I'll probably do it again.
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Erin C.

All I can tell you is that the Borracho Breakfast Burrito is a must try. That's because out of our group of 5, EVERYONE ordered the burrito. Eggs, black beans, cheese, lots of veggies in a spinach tortilla. (It's big so you can save some for later). I really don't know how we all wound up getting the same thing to eat since the menu is extensive. Lots of veggie options available (which always makes me smile) and Leif Garrett album covers on the wall. Saturday brunch was crowded and there was definitely a wait when we left around noon. I guess getting there a little earlier was a good thing. And our waiter? He was adorable (he wished us a splendid day - so cute).
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Christina S.

Hey, I like kitsch! I like no-pretense neighborhood joints! But I'm also a germaphobe. And even though I can't put my finger on it, there's something about eating at Kitsch'n that always feels a little grimy. Like the water glasses. And the tabletops. And the chairs. Seriously, give me a Saturday afternoon alone with it and that dining room wouldn't know what hit it! The food is always solid, the prices are pretty reasonable, and the servers are down-to-earth and friendly. So I say three stars.
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Sarah Z.

This place is pretty good. Go here if you are starving, or hungover. Nothing is healthy and everything is loaded with grease or carbs and kinda spicy. I will be back.
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Dan B.

Two friends had brunch plans that already included Kitsch'n, and because I wanted to join them I reluctantly obliged. I had been here once before a couple years ago, and would rate the experience at about 2.5 stars. The food was disappointing, and the service left much to be desired. I of course being the cynical boy that I am made several comments up until arriving, and probably even threw in a couple once seated. All I have to say is that Kitsch'n redeemed itself today for me, in a big way. From the moment we sat down on their delightful back patio we had not 1 not 2 but 3 different people attending to us, all incredibly friendly and genuinely warm. We mulled over the fairly extensive menu for some time and I finally decided upon the southern chicken club per a friends previous recommendation. The chicken and bacon were ample and perfectly crispy, the bread fresh, and the honey mayo...oy the honey mayo was good and tied everything together perfectly. I also very much enjoyed the accompanying curly fries. My dining mates had the coconut french toast, and the chiliquiles which I did not try. The one bite I had of the french toast put me straight into sugar shock...now this is not to say that it wasn't good but I am not a sweet toothed gent, and if you are then I am sure you will enjoy them as much as he did. We all cleaned our plates, and on the way out i stopped in the bathroom to wash some of the curly fry grease off of my paws in the bathroom was quite possibly the most delightful surprise of the experience. A Dyson Airblade, now I am used to seeing these in high end hotels, swanky malls, and even the fancy new Whole Foods in SoNo, but here it was, tucked in the corner of this pink and orange little bathroom...I know many may wonder why this even makes a difference, but for some reason unknown to me, I love these devices...I will chalk it up to being one of life's little pleasures. All in all a wonderful experience, and I will not again make the mistake of waiting 2 years to return, and believe it or not, today inspired me to revisit possibly some other places that I have avoided due to one sour experience. Dare I say, Kitsch'n gave me hope in the power of a restaurant to completely redeem itself for this opinionated, and at times high maintenance yelper.
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Derek G.

This is a great little place. I went against my initial apprehension and had the fried chicken and waffles. It is just awesome and I highly recommend it. The prices are about average for a brunch place within the same genre, or comparable places within the area. Classic cartoons, great food and good service make Kitsch'n On Roscoe a place I would recommend.
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Nicholas W.

Great hangover brunch. The wait staff is super-cool.
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Audra S.

"God damn delightful." That's exactly what I said to my boyfriend as our mid-afternoon wrapped up at Kitsch'n on Roscoe. And that's exactly what it was. We popped in a few days ago to grab some eats after perusing the Roscoe Village neighborhood in search of the perfect apartment. Wow, am I glad we did. Because we drank our faces off the previous night, we didn't even want to THINK about alcohol, so I can't comment on cocktail quality, but I can say that a Tang martini or a Purple Haze Vodka Lemonade rarely sounds like a bad idea. I had a cup of the kids' mac & cheese, he had a cup of chili. YUM. The chili was different in a fantastic way, and though the mac & cheese reminded me a touch of the blue box, I still thought it had a slight edge to it that gave it a bit of grown up appeal. He had the adult mac & cheese entree. I had the BLT. I don't even like bacon and this sandwich was pretty spectacular. Curly fries were crisp and seasoned just right. He said his dish was simply stunning. I mean, as stunning as comfort food can get. Well, nothing says "I'm a fat kid" like more food after a meal like that, but we had to try the Twinkie Tiramisu. Oh. My. GOD. It was freakin' great! So creamy, and just the right size...I really despise restaurants that overload their patrons with food. And the coffee was Intelligentsia, which is never bad, in my opinion. Our server was great, too. We didn't realize that she had just been waiting for us to clear out so she could wrap it up and get out of there, but she never once rushed us, although, I must admit, if she had mentioned it, we would've hurried our dumbasses up a bit. All in all, a nice, relaxing afternoon delight! Oh, and our entire bill was $44! Sooooo affordable.
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Megan N.

Cutesy uniquely named dishes and cutesy unique decor. It's an average breakfast place when it comes to quality of food. Service is fine, outdoor seating is good if you like to people watch, and they are pretty prompt with carry-out orders and stuff. The only time I come here is when VIctory's Banner is closed (Tuesdays, occasional week long hiatus, and late afternoon) and I don't want to walk too far. This has amounted to maybe 2 or 3 times and I'm never satisfied) If you want breakfast DEFINITELY go to Victory's Banner.
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Natalie G.

Why have I not been here before? Seriously- the Chipolte bloody mary's, the coconut crusted french toast and the pigs in a blanket? This place is awesome and has a great atmosphere. Furthermore, the wait staff was incredible. They work as a team, instead of one person assigned to each table, so that service is good and continuous. It is really groovy inside with cartoons being played on the TV's and records and weird stuff everywhere. I also like how they dye their lemonade purple. This place is great!
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Joe S.

Food is pretty good, try the green eggs and ham. They also make a mean bloody mary. A lot of these reviews make me think that some assholes came in with a bad hangover and took it out on the staff. Sit back and enjoy yourself, this place is pretty laid back.
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Dusty W.

Since moving to Roscoe, this has become one of my personal favorite places to get something to eat. The chilequiles are hands down my favorite and I'd recommend them to anyone who loves a delicious mish mash of different foods. The atmosphere is very relaxed and the waitstaff is always very personable. A nice side bonus is the the '70s music isn't the stereotypical oldies fare, but a satellite radio station that pumps in just as many familiar as unfamiliar tunes.
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El G.

This is without a doubt my favorite place for breakfast on the planet. The chilaquiles are outstanding and every time I'm in Chicago I make a special trip to this place for this dish. The bacon and Texas toast are great compliments to the chilaquiles, plus they serve intelligentsia coffee, hard combination to beat. If you're in the nei
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MaryAnne M.

It seem silly to write a review when there are 60+ already. Oh well. Really 3.5 stars. Been here MANY times and three times since I moved to Roscoe Village.Twice for brunch and once for dinner. Brunch with my 2 nephews; we sat outside and the staff was great, quick service, crayons for the kids, etc. Second brunch was just okay. Service was kind of slow, people who came after us were seated before us$!@#$@^!# Dinner was with a date and was great. He had the steak and I had salmon. Can't wait to go back for waffles & fried chicken.
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Jennie S.

::UPDATE:: I've talked to quite a few friends who have said that their service was crappy. I thought it worth mentioning because I had good service. I guess this place is REALLY inconsistent. This place is a fabulous place for brunch! I went here just last Saturday. Two of my friends and I showed up at about 12:30 and were seated within 10 minutes in their quaint and laid back backyard patio called "The Beer Garden." This place has a 70's psychodelic theme. Don't worry it's more subdued than you may think. This is an ODD request, but ladies, check out the bathroom when you're there, it's definitely unique! Among us, we ordered the Green Eggs & Ham, which were fabulous I loved my Southwest Smokey Chicken Omelette. The Hash Browns are really good. BONUS: They serve intelligentsia Coffee! I highly recommend this place. Everyone has different tastes. This place may not be your favorite, but I think you'll have a fun experience.
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Trinidad F.

Did I mention they have Tang!!!!! TANG!!!! Not healthy at all but still good. Mmmm....orange flavored powder and water!!! Seriously though!!! Who has Tang?! I was excited!
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Jess T.

You know the drill - you're out late on Saturday night, drinking bottle of O'Doul's after bottle of O'Doul's while you're trying to finish that cutthroat game of Scrabble with your homies. You wake up on Sunday morning with a sour taste in the back of your mouth, and when you stumble to the bathroom, an "X" tile mysteriously falls out of your underwear (ooh, 12 points!). After a hard night out on the town, Kitsch'n has the cure. I love the goofy throwback decor and the unabashedly strong coffee. The menu might not be huge, but it's got about all you can ask for from a breakfast joint. The back patio is great on for just sitting with a drink in one hand and the morning paper in the other on warm days, and the inside is cozy, too. Places like this make me miss Chicago.
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Josh R.

Kitsch'n on Roscoe is where I take friends when they stay the night with me in the city. It's friendly, it's fun, and the omelettes are damn good. The wait can be long and it's pretty uncomfortable to wait inside because you stand against this wall and there's a table of people eating about two feet from your crotch. That being said, I went there with a date for dinner and there was no wait and the food they served was very well cooked. I recommend sitting in the back porch area if the weather permits. It's cozy. Plus the wait staff is always on top of getting you refills which earns you an extra star in my book.
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Vanessa P.

You know how it's Halloween and you have 3 parties to attend and all have copious amounts of drinking and you figure that you should imbibe (heavily) at the first two but still go to the last one because you still feel like partying even though it's not a good idea? Yeah that happened to me last night. Which is why waking up this morning hurt a lot worse than I thought it would. Enter Kitsch'n. I've been wanting to try this place for weeks and armed with a couple of friends and an a la card gc, I was ready to go. Our wait was only about 20 minutes for 3 people at 11:30am, which isn't bad, considering. Once seated, we were served coffee fast (thank god) and our orders were put in a few minutes after that. The food came out quicker than our waiting time. (Pause for a moment while I remember my delicious food.) Continuing on, I had the chilaquiles and they were glorious. I can't even begin to tell you how much it hit the spot. Now granted, I can probably replicate the fried tortilla chips, eggs, cheese and spiciness, but why would I want to when I can get waited on, get good coffee (my coffee making sucks) and get guaranteed deliciousness? Exactly. The company wasn't bad, either.
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Katy O.

Hm. When I lived in Roscoe Village this was one of my favorite brunch spots and I came here often. I always enjoyed the green eggs and ham, chilaquiles and whatever they call the breakfast burrito with eggs and chorizo. I came back on Sunday after not visiting for almost 2 years and was underwhelmed. The coffee was not as good as I remembered (although it is a nice touch that you can have free coffee as you wait for a table if it's crowded) and my breakfast was so-so. I got the waffle, which was just okay and the accompanying fruit salad was equally just, well, okay. My fiance and sister-in-law had pancakes which were also not anything special. I love the decor and would go back again, but stick to the egg dishes and trade the coffee for a mimosa or bloody mary.
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Marla C.

Really, I wanted to give Kitsch'n 3.5 stars, but I rounded up. My travel buddy and I headed to Roscoe Village on an impossibly gorgeous Wednesday afternoon, hungry for lunch. I'd enjoyed Kitsch'n when I'd lived in Chicago and when it'd first opened in the late 1990s, and I was hungry for its comfort food and laid back atmosphere. Plus, I knew we'd be able to find parking. It was a wee bit after the lunch rush, so we immediately got seated outside. We both ordered a chipoltle bloody Mary after lusting after some we'd seen being consumed at another table. SO good. Nice and spicy, just like I like 'em. I ordered the "Kitsch'n Favorite" tuna melt with spicy curly fries. I'm not one who usually orders tuna melts at restaurants because, hey, my tuna melts KICK ASS, and I figure there's no way they can top mine. But this one? Was great. The tuna salad had nicely balanced flavors (i.e., not too mayonnaise-y) and the way the cheese was melted? It just defied description. My companinon had the chicken and waffles. Now, even though I'm from the south and consider myself somewhat soulful, I've never experienced the chicken and waffle combo that's common in southern soul food cooking. But I had a bite of hers. I gotta say, I don't get the combo. Individually, both the chicken and the waffle were great. But I don't like my sweet with my fried/salty. The service was pretty lame. They weren't that busy, but we had to ask for drinks and things more than once, and our server was just missing at times. I was also sort of sad to see that the menu isn't as "fun" as it was when the restaurant once opened. Where are the ding dongs and twinkies, eh? Anyway, I'm glad it's still there, and Roscoe Village is still my second favorite neighborhood in all of Chicago.
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Dee B.

Love this place. My gf and I go at least once a week... Chilequilles are a winner, so is the Granola and Yogurt if you want something light, and the staff is consistently awesome... It's not just worth stopping in if you're in the neighborhood, it's worth going out of the way for... 2 thumbs up and a wink... ; - )
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Jessica S.

ive been here three times, and it's just gotten better and better. first i had the green eggs and ham - super yummy (maybe not enough food... don't judge me, i'm hungover alot.) then i had the pesto veggie something omelet - really yummy, and lots of different kinds of veggies that i don't normally have the luxury of consuming. THEN i had the tuna melt - life changing. okay not life changing, but it was a really yummy tuna melt. the cheese wasn't melty but like a crisp layer of hardened (or, "burnt") cheese and it was wonderful. ~*~wonderful!~*~ uhm, except they sat us in their outdoor "heated" patio when it was 27 degrees outside. there was a bird in there too, which has nothing to do with the cold experience, i'm just saying. i had my coat on most of the time which sucked, but then the tuna melt made it all worth it. chyeah, kitschn.
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Marissa B.

Oy vey. Hmm... let me try to start with something positive. I like the decor - I think the 70's funky kitchen theme is great, it's fun to look around the restaurant as you're waiting. And waiting. And waiting. We got to play the waiting game for a looong time here today! It started with a 30min estimated wait time for a table which stretched to 45min. No problem, it happens. We then ordered our food and chatted. I noticed a table of three was seated next to us about 10 minutes later and ordered (well after the four of us). Then they got their food. We waited. Then they ate their food. We waited. Then they got their bill. And we... still hadn't even gotten our food. Our waiter did apologize and said something about a "shift change" in the kitchen. When our food finally arrived I couldn't figure out how an egg salad sandwich, a burrito, a bowl of chili, and a egg / bacon entree took close to an HOUR to prepare. And this was my second chance for this place! I'd been here for dinner and while the service time was better, the food wasn't great. My two friends ordered steak/burger dishes medium and medium rare... both came out well done. I ordered the mushroom pot pie after asking the waitress if it was mostly mushrooms or if there were other veggies in there too. She indicated there were peas, carrots, potatoes "all the usual pot pie veggies!" in the pot pie. Ummm... it was solid mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms, not a pea to be found as hard as I searched. BOTTOM LINE: I love the decor but it's not enough to keep me coming back. While the dinner food wasn't great, the breakfast food was fine, but unless I feel like making a full day out of my brunch again, I'll probably hit a different spot.
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Justin H.

After having bussed passed here 8 days a week i decided it was time to dive right in, Groupon purchased and hungry grandma in tow. The food was good enough to write home about and the dessert was even better. I think grams made 3 meals out of that Mac N Cheese. My pulled pork sandwich was good I just wished they would have put in the description that it is a mustard based BBQ sauce. I still managed to make it work! I like the atmosphere as well, maybe next time I will sit in the back room.
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Kevin G.

They forgot to put in our order 3 times and we were waiting for about 60 minutes total. They did end up just giving us food for free, but really this experience wasn't acceptable. There was only a table or two of other people there. The food was okay, but you'll get much better breakfast food and service at nearby Orange and Victory's Banner.
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Chris P.

Wandering out into a snow Tuesday Chicago morning, I needed some breakfast. A friend of mine pointed me in Kitsch'n's direction. Thankfully, I was not disappointed. The menu is full of lovely takes on classics: waffles, ham and eggs, eggs benedict, et cetera. I chose the (fried) chicken and waffles. Really, who doesn't want to start their day off with fried chicken and waffles? The waffles were wonderful: fluffy and full of flavor. The fried chicken was equally tasty. The two, oddly enough, go really well together in single mouthfuls. The decor is also unique. There's an etch-a-sketch on almost all tables. (Unfortunately, mine wasn't working.) There's wonderfully kitschy (yes, I know) 60s and 70s stuff all throughout. Even the furniture seems straight out of that time period. Service was attentive, prompt, and friendly. The next time I'm in the area, I won't hesitate to come back. Really, it's a wonderful place.
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Steve H.

Chicken and Waffles? Check. Badass Biscuits and Gravy? Check. Intelligensia coffee??? Double check. What more do you need? I was nursing a hang over and stopped in because usually go to Orange which is next door. I really enjoyed my meal and the server was really friendly and attentive. I will defintiely be back.
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Stephanie H.

I think Kitsch'n is great! It took me a long time to pay a visit, but I sure am glad I did! The chicken and waffles is quite good, but be aware of an extra $3 charge to request all white meat. Definitely try the Mexican hot chocolate...to die for! The bread basket that comes before the meal is an excellent warm pretzel bread. Mmmmm! It's casual. It's kitschy (as the name suggests). It's yummy. The waitstaff was super cool and laid back. There is a full bar and bloody mary's are always on special. I will definitely be back!
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Christina G.

Meh, I used to really like this place, but the last few times I have eaten there the food wasn't that great. There are so many other places to eat breakfast that I think I will pass on Kitsch'n from now on.
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Jeff A.

Wow I can not say enough about how happy I was to head to this place... Huge lesson learned, I am very quick to read on yelp before trying a new place and the reviews on here are decidedly questionable at best... One of two things the questionable reviews are older and the restaurant and staff has taken note and corrected or I am lucky... My buddy suggested this place so I reluctantly figured why not, actually said to my other yelper buddy if its bad we will have a funny story to tell on Yelp but here I am on the rooftop yelling as loud as I can this place was great! I had the Coconut Raspberry french toast and it was divine! Moist on the inside and just right on the outside the flavor was full and satisfying for sure, I also had a side of eggs for protein and they were fluffy and plentiful more then the 2 I asked for! - I am not complaining! My buddies meals were equally mouth watering they had the Fried chicken sandwich and the Chilaquiles. I tried the Chilaquiles, I have to say with zero expectations because I am spoiled by Tiztal, to my pleasant surprise they were sooooo delicious! I did not actually try the Chicken sandwich my buddy was inhaling it so quickly, I did not want to risk loosing a finger and he was not offering, so I took his word for it... The service was amazing too! We actually had a team attending to our every need! I am a huge fan of out door dining and I absolutely loved the back garden seating! I am even told that they have a Dyson blade in the bathroom what more could you ask for?
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Tammy Q.

I think this place is super cute. I love chicken and waffles. But what made this dish stand out for me was the spicy chile sauce that came with the syrup. There's something about mixing spicy with sweet that I love. I love "kitchy" places like this. Service was pretty fast and I would totally come back to try the other retro items on the menu.
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Tommy M.

The Kitsch'n Chilaquiles? Um, yeah, pretty much amazing. I was here the morning after Halloween to cure my hangover. They had a pretty good kick to em, so get ready. I agree with Vanessa M., the food was pretty fast, even though we had to wait a little to get seated (it was a Sunday morning, we were expecting that). Quick service in a full restaurant? I'm impressed. Like her, I was with pretty good company too ;) Honestly - if you need to wait to get into a restaurant, they must be pretty good, right?!
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josie w.

It was a long wait at 10 AM? On a Sunday but there was plenty of shade and there were a lot of other interesting people waiting as well that made for good people watching...(it was worth the wait as well)
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Aleck L.

This is my goto breakfast/brunch spot in town. Everything on the menu is good and the people are friendly. Try the chilaquiles.
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bridget l.

I couldnt wait a lifetime, so I left. :( Im coming back though...this time...with a reservation!! Rachel Ray said it was awesome and I believe her because she can carry 45 different things from one side of the kitchen to the other in one trip. I'll let you know how it goes. As for now my yelp is : Phone first.
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Matt K.

One of my favorite brunch spots. The only place in Chicago, that I know of, where you can drink a Mai Tai out of a tiki cup, eat chicken & waffles and play Yahtzee at the same time.
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Lauren K.

Sadly`, Kitsch'n was my favorite brunch place but I cannot abide the terrible service. I have worked in the service industry and I understand that it is not an easy job. However the past few times our orders were, no joke forgotten. It should not take 2 hours for me to get brunch EVER. Especially when it isn't that busy. The food is great and I dream about that Candied Bacon BLT all the time. perhaps I will order it take out.
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Kate E.

The back patio is just perfect for a spring Saturday brunch. My friends enjoyed their meal. I really loved the cucumber side with taziki sauce , but my tuna melt was stale and difficult to eat. Would try it again and order something different. Cute neighborhood.
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Becky R.

Kitsch'n and I have an on-again/off-again relationship. When we're "on," we're inseparable. But oh . . . when we're off. We've been off for a while, mostly because I've gotten sick and tired of waiting for a brunch table for food that didn't really wow me. I'd rather make my own breakfast burrito these days. A friend and I stopped by the other day for lunch and some day-drinking and . . . my love and I were reunited. I had the falafel pita sandwich with a side of cucumbers and cucumber sauce. It was light and refreshing -- just perfect for people watching and vodka lemonade. Speaking of, the purple haze lemonade is great, but their bloody mary is even better!! I think I'll start going back to Kitsch'n, but more for lunch than brunch.
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Zack P.

Love that I can watch the Jetsons on my lunch break now. Yes, the retro diner theme is a little played out and the indoor seating is cramped but the service was great, the food was yummy, and the chipotle bloody mary worth coming back for.
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Johnny B.

I don't even remember the food here, because both times going the service was absolutely miserable. The first time it was bad, but we chalked it up to a bad day and tried again. The second time was even worse. It wasn't even busy and our server was constantly missing. We had to literally go find her 4 times for separate drink refills and it took 25 minutes after we were done with our meal to get a check. Maybe I'm not cool enough for the hipster staff. I won't be back. Brett's next door is much better.
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Kristin S.

The food is pretty good. I've had good and just okay experiences here, so it's never been bad, really. I like the atmosphere for the most part, though on a busy Sunday, it can get kind of dirty. Service has always been adequate. No complaints there, though I don't like that they don't have a hostess stand when you come in, so you just stand in the doorway, looking lost until someone sees you. I honestly have no idea why people wait so long to get in here. The food is pretty good, but it's a bit on the expensive side for "comfort foods". I'm planning on going here this weekend because my mom's in town and she loves the place, but I'm already trying to find a time when it won't be busy and annoying. That said, I've had their chilaquiles (decent but by far not the best I've had), chicken & waffles (also decent but very dry), the falafel sandwich (dry and not much flavor) and the black bean soup (DELICIOUS!). I've wanted to try the twinkie tiramisu, but they're sold out of it EVERY time I'm there! The menu is fun and out-of-towners would probably enjoy it for that and the atmosphere, but it's not one of my staples even though I live right around the corner. I may upgrade the review to 4 stars if my experience this weekend is out of this world, but I'm not forseeing that happening.
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Kortney M.

After hearing so much about Kitsch'n my guy and I were excited to try it. I will say that we were not impressed. The wait for a Sunday brunch wasnt bad, we were seated within minutes which was pretty awesome considering other guests with more than 2 were told an hour plus. We were seated out back in the covered patio, it was raining outside, and the rain was dripping on my and my meal the entire time. The coffee which is just normal drip coffee was priced at $2.50 a cup to me this seems like a rip off! The servers dont seem to be assigned a specific table section, instead you have about 3-4 people asking the same question over and over again. For our food we ordered the breakfast burrito, and the pesto veggie omelet, both of which were just meh. They werent seasoned at all, and lacked general flavor. The chicken sausages that you can order as a side were pretty tasty. All in all, I am glad that we went there so we wont go again. What a let down Kitsch'n!
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Jeremiah L.

So I've been going out for a lot of brunches recently. We always try to find someplace kind of cool and unusual. Kitsch'n has been my favorite (in Chicago) so far. We sat outside on a perfect Summer Sunday. Good people watching on a cool street. I like a good Bloody Mary to start the day and they do make a good one here. I had the Bayou Crab Benedict. Eggs Benedict isn't my favorite dish for breakfast but I thought I'd give it a shot. It was really good but I liked the Kitsch'n Chilaquiles a little more. Next time I'm going for the Chicken and Waffles. The inside looked really cool too and they were playing some Ramones on the stereo so what more could you ask for. This is a place I would definitely recommend and will go back to again at some point.
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Joshua M.

One of my friends brought my wife and I here on a early Sunday afternoon. Well, it was early when we first got here. First off the place is extremely busy, and the wait just to get a table was ardous. Once we finally got sat we waited well over an hour for food. The server was charming, despite the wait, and pretty much got us everything we asked for. The food was decent. I had the chicken and waffles... the chicken was dry, and the waffles were a bit too crispy, but they had a great flavor. I think during non-peak times this place might have earned a much higher rating from me, but I don't think they can handle their own popularity.
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Shane H.

I love this place. It has that Urban Home feel to it. Good specials and healthy choices. The atmosphere isn't rushed like a lot of breakfast places. I ate here for lunch too and it warmed the little space of my heart that needed warming. The service has always been REAL. Not just friendly. They aren't there to kill you with kindness but rather to provide service in a quality manner. WHAT A SHOCK! If you are in the area and want a good lunch or breakfast....try it, you'll like it!
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Drea C.

This place is like eating at the Brady house. Which for me, was always a childhood dream! I ate at Kitsch'n during the summer months when the back patio was open. The patio was indeed in the very back of the joint, surrounded by a tall wooden fence. Definitley backyard fare!!! The food was good and I got a can of PBR for a buck which made me just about as happy as a clam!
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Carol J.

This should be five stars because I was a big fan of the Kitsch'n on Roscoe but the last three times I've been there and sat at the counter, I was kind of disappointed. Okay, gravely disappointed. When I order the bargain Mac & Cheese with bacon to go and BEG them to leave the god forsaken scallions off and they send me on my way with an order of Scallions with mac & Cheese garnish, yeah, I was a little pissed. I've been to Farmer's Markets that had less scallions than that to go order. Even the homeless guy I tried to pawn it off on was repulsed by it. So thanks bunches for that kitsch'n. Then there was the time I was waiting for a haircut across the street and ordered a glass of wine only to be told, that yes, I had to finish it there because "IT WOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW AND WE COULD BE CITED $5,000". At the time, I held a liquor license in the City of Chicago and the State of Illinois and the odds of that happening were pretty slim and the citation would have gone to me for an open container in a public way, but they had no problem making a little drinky wink to go for one of the shop girls in the hood.....right in front of me. Then the last straw was when I ordered a Cobb Salad and asked them to leave off an ingredient I am allergic to. They didn't. When I asked if they could remake it for me they gave me the old eye roll and sigh and said, "Sure, be right on on it." Needless to say it comes back, all askew with the ingredient visibly absent from the top of the salad but lurking elsewhere under the wilty lettuce. Yeah, nice try. They just took off the top and gave me the same salad. If it wasn't an allergy, I would have gladly picked it off but it was, so when I asked them for a new salad free of the offending ingredient, they should have taken the thirteen seconds to do it. Or, told me "Sorry, we can't modify that particular salad" that I would have understood, but to serve me something that I clearly stated I could not eat is really just being negligent and holding little or no regard for my well being. That being said, wouldn't darken this doorstep ever again and most likely never giving a fair shake to the one downtown either. And I am so not like that. But they also refused to take the salad off my check. Nice huh?
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theresa w.

I don't know what was YUMMIER (is that a word?), my waiter or the bacon. I loved the music and the decor, brought me right back to that happy place called c h i l d h o o d. It is perfectly small and cozy with outside seating. I went during the week and their wasn't a wait. The breakfast menu was just okay, if you are looking for eggs and bacon your in the right place. My friend had chocolate chip pancakes and loved them! I'll be back.
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Karen A.

This place is very different than most other restaurants in Chicago. The menu is cool and interesting (who put jalapenas in my tunafish sandwich?) and the decor is a hoot, not a cozy place but funky and fun. They can't decide if they want a retro 70's or retro 80's vibe, but it doesn't matter. Bad 1970's TV shows hum in the background. Kids menu comes in an old lunch box with a goofy discontinued 80's toy. Great:) The salads are very sizeable and yummy too. And where else do you get a Tang Martini...if you want one that is?
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Sarah F.

I absolutely love this place for breakfast! It gets busy, but seating and service is actually really efficient. You get to you table, and there's a fresh pitcher of lemon water waiting on the table and coffee cups ready! They serve Intelligentsia coffee here too, which is, of course, really great! If you get a chance to sit on the lovely back patio area, do it. It's sunny, warm and so inviting back there. Anyway, menu ranges from whimsical nostalgia (Green Eggs and Ham) to home-style favs like Steak & Eggs with biscuits and gravy. There's also a strong Mexican breakfast theme here too, as they serve Huevos Locos (Spicy Crazy Eggs - with Chorizo), Chilequiles (which they tout as the ultimate hangover breakfast), and an oh - so - large breakfast burrito. Great breakfast, great coffee, and great kitch overall!! Yeah Roscoe Village.
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Beth B.

Where do I start? I went in for a quick bite on a Monday around 1. Even though the restaurant was not busy, the service was horrible and the food took forever to come out. I had the coconut french toast, which was delicious. I ordered a side of the home fries, which utterly disappointed me. I love potatoes, but these must have been cooked the day before and shoved in a microwave. They were extremely hard and oddly heated. My husband had the breakfast burrito, which was mediocre. I didn't think it was possible even, but it was filled with too many vegetables, and not enough eggs. There was a server at the breakfast bar that kept talking extremely loud to another co worker sitting at the bar about her auditions and tranny clubs and how she looked like a tranny. I'm not particularly fond of people making fun of transgendered peoples over a meal. We waited for about ten minutes after we finished before asking the server behind the bar if she could get our server, to which she responded that she could help us. It was frustrating that the whole time we were sitting there, she could have/should have been helping us, but was too engaged in herself and her conversation to pay attention to one of the only tables in the restaurant. I could understand if the place was bustling, but it definitely was not.
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Kate W.

Great experience. We walked over on Sunday around noon. The place was packed. But we put in our name with the cute little host boy who tried to fit us in asap. The wait over at Orange was 45, but at Kitsch we were seated in about 20. They sat us on the covered patio which was nice and warm while still reminding you of what it's like to actually be able to eat outside in Chicago. Staff was friendly and prompt with service. The food was delish! Two of us ordered the Green Eggs and Ham (pesto, egg and ham scramble with hash potatoes and Texas toast) and the third ordered a pesto veggie omelet. We all enjoyed our meals throughly and the portions are fairly large. Meals aren't super cheap, but worth the $7-9. Can't wait for people to come visit me so that I can take them here!
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B R.

I heard about this place one of Rachael Ray's Food Network shows (not 30 Minute Meals of that new version of 30 Minute Meals she has). Everything you see on that episode is there from the classic board games o n the wall, to the bad paint chipping away...only looking like no one dusted them off since that episode. The chairs and tables from the 80s were on their "last legs". The service was B A D bad!!! The waitress was looking like she was in a rush and didn't really care and would rather sing Queen songs than pay attention. Seriously, 10 minutes after sitting down, followed by 20 minutes for my order, unacceptable. Speaking of my order, I just had to try what Rachael had, Green Eggs n Ham. Final verdict: FAIL!!! Eggs were overcooked and turning crusty brown, the "green" part of it all came from only the scallions and spinich "mixed in". The potatoes that came with it were flavorless and some uncooked and the toast, well, they ran out. So, they subbed with an English muffin instead (which was a plus) but never asked me to switch. All in all, my 1st (and most likely my only) visit was a FAIL!!! I guess if you're not Rachael or in the neighborhood you only get to see the ugly side of this place. Sorry, I'll be making my own Green Eggs n Ham...without the BAD SERVICE!!!
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Lori W.

Went here for brunch today. The food was good, service was lacking. We didn't have to wait for a table, but I wish we did. We sat at a table for 2, in the front room, and unfortunately, the table for 5 next to us when we sat down, turned into a table for 6 during our meal. which meant that the person sitting at the end of the table, had his back touching our table during our meal...YUK! And to make matters worse,the table next to us boxed me in, so I could not get out of my chair!!! All this was going on while the owner's 3 children were having a leisurely meal at a very comfy table for 4....who are the priorities in this place anyway?
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Drew S.

wow, I swear I yelped Ktisch'n on Roscoe way back when I went. good thing they started sponsoring some links or I'd have forgotten about it. while clever, often upscaled takes on american classics isn't my favorite food thang I enjoyed whatever it is I had as well as tasting everything everyone else had. needless to say there was meatloaf, mac and cheese, a burger and some sort of crazy french toast (it was a late brunch). the covered back patio area is where the cool kids sit, fyi.
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Robin W.

One of the best Bloody Mary's I've ever had, and I don't like Bloody Mary's. The outdoor patio is nice when it's warm (shame on me for bringing up warmth in winter...). The food is pretty good - the breakfast burrito is tasty, the huevos locos are spicy. The service has always been decent, no complaints from me. The decor is well... kitschy (boo bad joke). I first went here for the chicken and waffles and after looking at the entire menu, I had to try everything else first. Everything's been good so far. I will be back... chicken and waffles are my next order.
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Kyle B.

Pretty good food. I got the tuna melt which was a standard melt. The caramelized pepper jack cheese on top was interesting in a good way. My wife got the phat jacks and said they were standard pancakes. All in all it was a nice meal. Not the best brunch, not the worst. We will be back again.
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vivian h.

Another funky twist on breakfast. True to its name Kitschn serves up some funky breakfast treats. Love the Green Eggs and Ham, Chilaquiles, and Phat-Jacks to name a few. Don't forget a side of apple-maple-sage chicken sausage. Wash that down with a tasty bloody mary. ;) Then you can roll back home for a long nap. Be careful for the painfully long wait on weekends. Perhaps the Colt 45 w/Billy Dee Williams sign and other wacky 70s decor can occupy your time. If the weather is warm eat outside in the patio, otherwise you'll have to cram in the small dining area inside.
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Eli S.

This place is the bestest ever. The food is fantastic -- the french toast? delish. the fruit? fresh! the falafel sandwich? crispy and perfectly messy. the oatmeal? oaty! On top of that they have a full bar and sweet-as-punch staff. If only it were easier for me to get to I'd be there alla the time.
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Jeff H.

My biggest regret moving away from Roscoe Village is my distance from Kitch'n. #1 chili in the city in my opinion. I 'd love to go on and on but I'd write a book. Do yourself a favor and try this place!
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Briana J.

This restaurant is cute and as the name suggests- it is very kitchy. It is a great place to take friends from out of town for something a little different. However, the food is just so so. I have tried the green eggs and ham, which is scrambled eggs, ham and cheese with pesto. I was disappointed. It was really just a few basil leaves added to eggs, there was really nothing pesto about it. I do not recommend it. I also have tried the eggs in basket which is an egg cooked inside Texas toast. It was tasteless. My friends often order various sweet breakfests, such as pancakes and waffles. They rave about them. The staff is friend and the coffee is great but the food is just so-so.
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Jess S.

Good eats. The chilaquiles are delish. The salads are good. (And my 'lil sis says she dreams of the mini-burgers.) I think everything is pretty good here, actually. And I like the staff. They are always so pleasant!!! And a clever name, of course.
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Sara S.

Although I've heard so much about their breakfast, I have only been to Kitsch'n for dinner, and it has suited my needs every time. If you want a "home-cooked" meal, but are too lazy/tired/culinarily-challenged to cook, come to Kitsch'n. I love me a good chicken sandwich, and the southern fried chicken sandwich is everything that I wanted it to be and more. My boyfriend had the meatloaf which was equally delicious. Also FYI - While there for dinner, I over heard one of the owners talking about their breakfast and he said that Sundays are a mad house, but early Saturday is usually pretty relaxed and not too crowded.
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Stephanie H.

I will start this with...I will not be back to this place. I went a couple of Sunday's ago for breakfast...early enough, to not have to wait (around 9)...there were a couple empty tables. I thought the service was just blah...the atmosphere was really making me anxious, I felt like I couldn't get out of there fast enough and the food...not great. The entire experience was very blah, I can't think of a better/different word to describe it. I will not go back and I would NEVER wait in line for this place. Note. Obviously I am in the minority, I was surprised to see all of the positive comments about this place. hmmm
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Matthew D.

Walk right on by the pretentiousness of orange to the homey atmosphere at kitch'n. This place is great!
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Peter H.

Laid back and quite the hipster place without a hipster attitude (or price tag). Loved my first experience at Kitsch'n and plan to return when I'm in the city. I had the Chicken Omelet - yum. My friend had the green eggs and ham. I don't eat pork but the meal looked amazing. Spicy bloody mary and a mimosa (more champagne than OJ) completed the meal for us.
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Maria B.

I always enjoy changing it up by going here. I love the stuffed Phat Jacks with bananas and whipped cream and their bacon rocks! The Green eggs and Ham are also delicious. Service has always been good, but sometimes the line is too long on the weekends.
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Taylor F.

Comfort food done right. I've never had bad service here--although the first time I came the kitchen forgot to put the chicken on my chicken sandwich, which was hilarious but slightly off-putting. Still, once I finally got my meal in its entirety, I enjoyed myself enough to come back, and I still stop in when I can. I'm a brunch fiend, and the wait here is never too long, the prices aren't bad, and I always feel full and happy when I leave. Is it spectacular? No. But it's breakfast food--part of what you're paying for is the privilege of not having to cook your own damn eggs with a raging hangover. With that in mind, Kitsch'n hits the greasy, salty spot. (And I like the all the peppers in the hashbrowns.)
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Virginia T.

The first visit was pretty good. We had a "boxed lunch" served up in a tin lunch box and it was tasty, and we had good service. The second time was for brunch and the service was painfully slow but the food quality was still good. The last time (and it will be the last time) I went it was nearly 5 minutes before anyone acknowledged our presence in the restaurant, the service was slow and spotty, despite us being one of only 6 customers in that day, and then even paying the check was like pulling teeth. We actually set the stop watch on our phone and it was nearly 7 minutes from the time they dropped off the check until the time they took it back to run the card! We never got refills, we wanted to order dessert and never even were given the opportunity and the food.... while good, was not nearly good enough to compensate for the HORRIBLE service. P.S. Those cool boxed lunches aren't even on the menu anymore either :(
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Matthew G.

When I'm in Roscoe Village, I truly enjoy a visit to Kitsch'n. The funky, retro bric-a-brac couple with the enhanced comfort food menu make for a winning combination. Personally, I am a fan of the Steak Sandwich and the Tuna Melt. Both are yummy and totally satisfying! Although they are known for their mac 'n' cheese, I was horribly disappointed. It was more like boxed Velveeta dinner than the ooey-gooey baked variety I was expecting. I would not order it again, but that's ok -- there are plenty of other creative twists on lunch and dinner favorites from which to choose. The space in rather cozy, but I think that adds to the kitschy charm. The service is always pleasant and efficient. All in all, I'm a fan of the Roscoe Village Kitsch'n.
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Ben F.

We just moved into Roscoe Village from the Bay Area and have been scouring local eateries trying to find some good new spots when we stumbled upon Kitsch'n this Sunday morning. The food and bloody's were phenomenal. I had the Huevos Loco...a delicious mix of Chorizo, Eggs, Pepperjack Cheese, Habanero Peppers and Mango Salsa all served with fresh tortillas. The wait staff was extremely friendly and kept the coffee cups full. The ambiance is in-line with the name and one can enjoy Tom and Jerry's cartoons with their breakfast. Overall, a great breakfast spot that I will definitely go back to try for lunch and dinner....plus how can you hate on a place with cheap Stroh's and PBR?
(5)
Phil Z.

Love this place, but DON'T order a diet soft drink. I think it's Diet Rite but it's always Diet Horrible. If this place can do anything to improve, it would be to lose the contract with RC Cola.
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Mark K.

this place has it all: brunch, beer, decor, orchids, kitsch.... i've had bluegrass songs to chew along to, poached eggs to point a finger at, coconut frnech toast to dangle a preposition at. the pesto veggie is vigoruos. the coconut french toast is like the west indies. intelligensia coffee makes me more intelligent. i keep coiming back to kitcsh'n. you could say i got an itchin for kistch'n.
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Betty S.

Potentially my favoirte brunch in Chicago!! The best chilequiles in the city! (I have tried many places- so at least in my experience). The breakfast burrito is awesome and my bf loves to get the waffles and fried chicken (the fried chicken sandwiches are awesome too!). The only thing bad I can say is sometimes the coffee in the morning is not good- really bitter not good. so go for a bloody mary instead:) Also- not as crazy a wait as some other spots - especially in the summer when they have outdoor seating in the front too. Great outdoor seating for summer.
(5)
Duff B.

Boy do I wish I liked this place more. It's basically everything I want: fun, unique atmosphere with 60's dining sets and other kitschy artifacts, laid back but attentive service, and a creative menu. Unfortunately, the food just doesn't deliver. The meatloaf wasn't bad, filled with mushrooms and peppers and topped with a port wine gravy, but the mash potato pancake was flavorless. Similar experience with the ginger beef pot pie and the chop salad, with some fine ideas not really amounting to much. I'll probably give their breakfast/brunch menu a shot someday, but I won't be back for dinner on my dime. Disappointing.
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Julie H.

Apparently I should have tried the chilaquiles! Our waitress was honest (I love that) and actually advised against them during high-traffic brunch hours because the tortilla chips are not made fresh, whereas during less busy hours the chips are made to order. Since nobody likes stale chips (note: Earwax), we avoided the chilaquiles. Our food was great anyway, but it probably would have been better if we had been hungover; I can't eat greasy diner-food all the time, but sometimes its necessary. Anyway, I really can't believe I haven't been to Kitsch'n sooner! What a sweet little spot, serving a mean side order of mac and cheese! The service was surprisingly fast, considering how crowded the place was. And seriously, I could have camped out in there for much longer, just to take in all the nostalgia (some of which I've seen before in my grandma's kitchen). Also, I LOVED the pic of Maureen McCormick on the wall! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Ko N.

Dear waitress at Kitsch'n. I always had a crush on you. I also like your mango salsa and fried tortilla chip things. and the logo of the disco-dude with the fro. That is all right with me.
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Phillie P.

Note: This review is based on one visit It's a "brunch"* place in Roscoe Village. It's ok. Kinda up there in price and there's wait to get in for late breakfast/early lunch aka brunch (went on a Sunday). Chicken & Waffles...okay.... I didn't see anything that caught my eye. It's one of those places I'll go back to w/ the right person(s). I don't know if I personally would make a trek back. Pain in the cooch parking, eating alone, pricey food... eh... nawwwwwwwwwwwww! *I don't get this "brunch" mumbo jumbo... it's a glorified Sunday late breakfast...
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Deborah F.

Since it was 74 degrees out, I sat on the Kitsch'n's back porch today, reading and listening to "The Joker" playing on the sound system overhead. Had the basil pesto and veggie omelet and multiple cups of Intelligentsia coffee -- apparently it's a special blend exclusive to the restaurant. Also one of the nicest waitresses in the history of waiting. Jealous? You should be. I too will be jealous of me tomorrow since there's school to attend and it's supposed to rain; would much rather be here enjoying breakfast outside.
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Eliot J.

my 100th Yelp: i like kitsch'n. i've been about 6 or 7 times and i do have to agree with the guy that said the quality of food has definitely gone down a bit. it would be more acceptable, i think, if the price had gone down with it, but that isn't the case. however, the food still isn't awful and some is still pretty good. (hint: skip the vegetarian chili) i'll cut to the chase for you yelpers that ONLY look for the quality of food: kitsch'n 4 years ago = 4 stars. kitsch'n now = 2.5 stars. the atmosphere is charming in a DIY/70's nostalgia kind of way. it's very cozy, too. the service has been adequate, and my server the other day was very friendly. they do have a backroom that connects to a patio for private parties, which i think is a good space.
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Dave O.

It's a nice small 'neighborhoody' place with arsty/hipster like staff.. with that, you get all the quirks along with it; on top of each other seating, etc. It's pricey in general, slightly above most Chicago brunch places, but the servings are in good portions. The waitress we had wasn't anything out of the norm. Friendly, but not overly welcoming or warm, yet not a total diabolical mess like some.
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Melissa K.

What a wonderful place. The food is excellent. Who doesn't love chicken and waffles? It's a total comfort food place. The restaurant is cozy and funky, who knew a place could be both. I've been here in a group and we had a blast, the best part was we had the ability to try lots of things. I've been here with just two other people and still had a great time and I got to try different items. In my opinion the best part about Kitsch'n is the egg less brownie batter. It's so freaking good. If you go for nothing else, go for this, it's incredible.
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Nikkie H.

I am a huge fan of the chilaquiles, which could be the best hangover breakfast EVER. The only problem I have with Kitsch'n is the really long wait and the lack of standing room while you wait. I went there this past Sunday when it was a monsoon outside, and people were lined up, in the rain, waiting to be seated. I like the food, but no place is THAT good.
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Vilay M.

Just like the name, it is kitschy. The decor and the food. We went on a Wednesday afternoon, not very busy at all. My bf ordered the green eggs and ham, me, the coconut custard french toast. Absolutely delicious!
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Crystal M.

The three stars I'm giving this place are strictly for the food, which is good, though not mind blowing by any means. It's fairly standard diner-esque cuisine. The service, however, was absolutely terrible. Our server was so totally out of it, we actually played a little game called "what drug is our server on?" He was completely high and spaced out of his mind. He came to our table about 3 times total. Once to take our order. Once to deliver the food (when I had to remind him to bring my coffee which was ordered 20 minutes prior). And lastly, once to deliver the check. Mind you, we didn't ask for the check. In fact, we would have certainly ordered 2-3 more rounds of drinks and thus left a sizable tip. But, I guess he decided for us that our time at Kitch'n was over. It should also be noted that it was not extremely busy, so it wasn't an issue of trying to turn over the table. I would have left him no tip at all, but sympathized with the fact that he needs $ to buy drugs, so we conceded and left 10%. If the service had been good, I'm sure I would have liked this place, but for fear of encountering that same server, I will never go back. Anyway, we left and went to the pub across the street where we had 3 more rounds.
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Jarod P.

The food at Kitsch'n has never blown me away, but it is enjoyable. It's basically just a fun place to hang out for lunch, with a carefully designed "off-beat retro kitsch" vibe, and a menu with lots of good hangover-cure options, none of them overly greasy. It's a good place to take out-of-towners if they're not in town for long and you want to show them the fun side of Chicago (i.e. job appicants :) I always enjoy the chilaquiles, as well as the chicken and bacon sandwich with rosemary mashed potatoes. One time they had a chicken and waffles special that hit the spot, but I haven't seen it since.
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Brad S.

Great Food, great atmosphere but the service is lacking. The waitresses seem to think they are doing you a favor buy serving you.... The breakfast burrito is ENORMOUS and delicious. It will cure the hangover fo sho. Every item I have ordered as been delicious. If the waitresses would cheer up a bit and act like you are important I could easily recommend this place to everyone. For these reasons I rate it a 4 based on the food alone.
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Misse D.

I came here for my birthday brunch on one of the hottest days of the year last summer. The A/C broke twice. They gave us a discount on our bill without having to complain. The food was good. I'd recommend coming here, especially with friends from out of town. It's a cool authentic Chicago restaurant.
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Vincent E.

Had a very nice brunch here today (Sunday 20 September 2009). Very tasty huevos locos; and chilpolte bloody mary was fantastic.
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Kristen W.

Okay this place is cute. Very small though. I think the food was fine, but nothing super special. It's probably not a place I would return to because it was so small and there was a wait, and honestly the food is good but nothing to freak out about. But hey, I appreciate the effort! Cute theme.
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Jerry W.

My wife, oldest daughter, her friend and I all stopped for a weekend lunch at Kitsch'n. This place is really neat inside. Brings back memorys of a childhood time. The place is smaller, but that seems typical for a Chicago place. It was very crowded and clean on the day we went.. The decor was really cool. The food was really good. You have to try the hummus, some of the best hummus I have ever had. I told my wife afterward that I should have ordered more of the hummus and just taken it home. The staff was very friendly. It was not too pricy. I think we will definitely be heading back the next time we are in the Roscoe Village area.
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Jen H.

Fantastic breakfast! I had the chilaquiles (sp?) which was essentially an omelette with tortilla chips, cheese and salsa...delish, and a dream come true to a nacho connoisseur like myself. The coffee was great and the servers were right on top of keeping me refilled. While waiting for our food, my husband and I loved playing with the little toys on our tables. At the other location, they have the coolest hand dryers I have ever seen...very space age. Sneak in if you can :) They have super cheap beer and appetizers if you hit them up for happy hour
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starli h.

overrated. i took a co-worker there for breakfast. Something i'd absorbed on food network kept me curious about the place so i suggested it. The place is cute and has nice sidewalk seating. sidewalk seating that actually makes sense (i.e. not on a loud, busy street). decor was cute inside. That's about it! The service wasn't bad but it wasn't great. Answers weren't much more than a couple words and I had the feeling i was bothering the guy. I wasn't impressed with the menu. I got the breakfast burrito - it was really dry and there were more eggs than anything. It didn't have great flavor. The potatoes were great, though. I ate all my potatoes! The prices were average. Overall it was way average and I wouldn't go back or suggest it to anyone. I also remembered that I saw it on the Rachel Ray travel show. Which I wish i had remembered before I went there!
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Julia K.

I went here for breakfast after reading some amazing reviews. Not gonna lie, but I was pretty disappointed. It's in a cute neighborhood but there is another breakfast place next door that looks better. The food was good, but it's not that hard to make decent breakfast food. I admit I'm cheap, but I still think it was overpriced. Everyone raves about the "retro decor" - it wasn't overwhelming, though. Service was just okay. It was a Sunday morning at a breakfast place, and I was a server for years, so I understand that. The only thing I really liked was that they served good coffee (Intelligentsia) and then didn't charge me for it. All in all, I wouldn't waste your time - make breakfast at home, you'll save a lot of money :)
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Lena M.

Very yummy! The staff is friendly and the food is good. There's an outdoor patio area for the summer and a nice warm toasty covered area for the winter. Love their chicken and waffles! At 2pm they play showtunes!!!
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Jason S.

After living just down the street from Kitsch'n on Roscoe for more than a year and a half, I kind of feel bad for not having gone more than a couple of times. I went yesterday and had a very enjoyable experience. I had a delicious Ham and Cheddar Omelet and uhm, 2 mimosas. The mimosas are only $4, and while they are kind of small, they are mostly champagne which is the whole point really, right? My friends had the Falafel Pita Sandwich and the Wow Chili respectively. I didn't taste either one of them but both looked tasty, and my friends spoke highly of their meals. We were seated within a couple of minutes in the sunny back patio after sort of walking through the kitchen, which I guess is a good thing. Our waiter Josh was very pleasant and we had coffee immediately upon being seated. I hope to go back soon.
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Kristian A.

Really charming place in the heart of Roscoe. We ended up there for lunch and were quickly seated and served. The hot chocolate was good. My wife really enjoyed the grilled cheese - a lot. I had the chicken salad which I think had some curry on it. It was good, but I think I could find something better on the menu. The curly fries are a great stand-by though. It will be added to our rotation of Roscoe Village restaurants.
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Julia S.

First of all let me say that the server was very nice and attentive. Although my first set of silverware included a dirty knife I was able to grab a clean set from the empty table next to ours. As for the meal, I take partial responsibility for my disappointment because of what I ordered- the mini burgers with curly fries. The fries were delicious, but tasted no better than the frozen ones I've bought at the grocery store to make at home. The burgers themselves were totally disappointing- literally a meat burger on a bun - no lettuce, tomato or onion. I felt absolutely awful after this meal. The "I need to vomit, but can't" feeling. I took two pepto-bismol before heading to bed. The bright spot of the evening was getting to use my NPR Member Card which allowed buy one entree get one free. I probably won't be back. Huge let down.
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Brenna O.

I added another star because Kitsch'n On Roscoe TOTALLY satisfied my late night nachos craving. My husband also really liked their mini burgers, and the macaroni and cheese is cheezy DELUXE. I live right down the street from it now, and I look forward to trying many more things on their menu.
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Jennifer S.

After living in Roscoe Village for a few months, I figured it was finally time that I made my way over to Kitch'n. This week, I brought an old friend there for lunch and a hearty dose of catching up. The front area was pretty full, so we were seated at a little table in the back room. Just from walking by, I would have never known that the back room existed, but it's nice to know that more seating is available. There is even an outdoor patio equipped with a grill, which looks like it will be a great summer spot. Our waitress didn't leave a lasting impression, but she got the job done. When my Tex-Mex veggie burger arrived without cheese and avocado, she speedily brought it back to the kitchen to make the correction. However, my companion had requested that the mayo be left off of his fried chicken club, and they forgot. He didn't complain because he was able to scrape it off, but it was disappointing that they essentially got both of our orders wrong on their first try. (Especially since it was a fairly quiet week day afternoon and not a busy Sunday morning.) I'll definitely go back to Kitch'n because it is so darn cute and convenient!
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K. N.

Went back and had the fried chicken sandwich which was EXCELLENT! I enjoy this place for lunch. The back patio is pretty cute.
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Bella D.

Enjoyed brunch here. After a late night of dancing, laughing and chatting, come on down to Kitsch'n on Roscoe. Had a great Cobb Salad, friends ate Green Eggs & Ham, Denver Omlette breakfasts... Great Bloody Mary Drinks!! Mmm yummie.
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Denise O.

I always take my family here when they come into town. It's great for all ages, 4-65+. They have a great selection of dishes, I usually get the breakfast burrito (on the weekends) or the Two Deuces (egg whites) and a Jack Platter. Great coffee and they are really great about filling up your cup to it's never empty.
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Jillian D.

Kitsch'n on Roscoe is another classic case of GREAT food HORRIBLE service. A friend and I decided to go there for brunch on Sunday, knowing full well they would be busy and there would be a wait. When we walked in, the place was packed and there was a couple a head of us, but no where to move to not be in the way. To get out of the way we moved in front of the couple as someone was passing us with food. The waitress/hostess came by at that point and very rudely pointed out that the other couple was there first and we would still have to wait our turn. (once again, fine by that we were just moving out of the way!) When we finally got seated it took the waitress over 15 minutes to even come by and ask us if we wanted something to drink. We ordered mimosa's and still didn't recieve them until 15 minutes after that. Having not been there before, my friend and I ordered 3 things to share. This apparently was a problem with the waitress, for she sighed while writing down our requests. When it came to choosing what cheese we wanted in our low-carb scrammble - we asked her what they had and got a long eye-roll accompanied by a sigh before she listed them (Sorry, I am not a mind reader, I don't know what you have to offer!) It didn't take too long for the food to come (yay!) Everything that we had gotten was DELICIOUS! Biscuits and gravy, low carb scrammble, hash browns, and green eggs and ham...oh my! The food was to die for! Unfortunately, that is the only good thing I could say about this place. We were almost done with the food when the waitress decided to come by and ask us how everything was while dropping off the check. We wanted another round of mimosa's and had to practically beg to get them - since she didn't bother to ask us if we wanted anything else in the duration we were there. I'm sorry, I just assumed you would want to make more money. I would go here again, but maybe on a day they have someone else working, I would not want that waitress again.
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michael k.

I love going to kitsch'n before going to a Blackhawks game because I know im going to leave full and happy, Last time I dined there I had the chicken and waffles, its very tasty and comforting, that mix of chicken and waffles and syrup is awesome, My son had the tuna melt and raved about it all the way down Damen ave to the united center.Been there several times and service was always good!
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annie c.

I liked the menu, b/c there were several things on it I would order and that is rare for me. I ended up getting the chicken vesuvio salad and my husband got the friend chicken and waffles. The salad was served on a plate and was spilling all over the place. The waffles were way overdone and really, neither of us were impressed at all. We sat in the back and we were being tormented by a pigeon that was eating other peoples spilled food (probably due the very small plates they use) and inside it smelled like dirty sink, garbage and a faint hint of pine sol all rolled up into one, terrible smell for a restaurant. won't ever go back.
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paul s.

the service and food were both fantastic. went there for brunch and had the chiptole bloody mary and green eggs and ham. would definitely go back and recommend.
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Alexandra S.

seriously delicious. i had the strawberry and banana crepes with a huge mai tai and it was beyond satisfying. the service was good as well! our server was super nice and made up for the disgruntled grumbly guy that poured our coffee. i would definitely visit again.
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Kevin M.

The food served at Kitsch'n is comparable what you might get on a lucky visit to an elementary school cafeteria. You know: weird lunch ladies serving you a mushy microwaved vegieburger served on a generic sesame bun with fries that must be bathed in ketchup to tollerate. Good tuna sandy though.
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Kelly B.

This place has a great brunch. I think they only serve the crab cakes sometime but if they have them, you should get them. They also have a nice patio. Inside the decor is cool. Very old school toys and appliances and other neat things on display to look at. Their burgers are good as well. I just went to the other one on Chicago Ave. recently and it was great, too. That one is attached to the Motel Bar which I really likes as well. And someone else mentioned this, but I agree, that the one on Chicago Ave. has the coolest hand dryers in the bathroom ever. Check them out!
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Sara G.

I've been here a couple of times now, and really like it. The food is pretty good- basic diner food, very slightly updated-- and I like the atmosphere. It's a comfortable neighborhood place. The service has been fine on both my visits-- low key, but reasonably efficient.
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sarah s.

Love this place but I normally can't stand fighting all the breeders and their broods that take over the place during the day. Honestly, don't think gaggles of children need to go out on the town dining. But I don't know anywhere else to get such a good tuna salad sandwich: served open faced with cheese on top. MMMMM. Other favorites include the green eggs and ham, the spicy cornbread, and pot pies.
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Russell W.

The chef here is young and talented: The 1/2lb burger with curly fries (which I had today) was perfect, just...honestly, perfect. Also, the $1 PBRs should be a restaurant staple... just sayin'.
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Matt W.

Discovered Kitch'n about 6-7 years ago when I lived in Roscoe Village. It's a really awesome place, filled with charm. The first thing you'll notice walking through the beaded curtain draped across the front door are the board games adorning the tables and shelves. This is the only place I can think of where you can order a mimosa while playing Yahtzee. Their food is great with their signature being Green Eggs & Ham, a literal translation of the childhood classic. My favorite, however, has to be their Chilaquiles. Delicious eggs, tortilla chips, cheese and spices are fried up and served with applewood smoked bacon, tangy salsa and thick, buttery Greek toast. Easily the best dish for that morning after. They get real busy for the weekend brunch crowd but well worth it. Go retro, Kitch'n is a real blast from the past.
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Rachel H.

I'm not from the south, but I love me some chicken n waffles. That's good eatin'. The chicken is very crispy. The decor is right up my crap loving, retro buying alley. The Tangtini is good but really I should just buy a bottle of vodka and a tub of Tang powder and drink it up at home. Maybe I will.
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Tina B.

This place is like a good food riddle mixed up with a bad food mystery and wrapped in a jacked up service enigma. And I end up here all the time because it is right next to my kid's school. Sometimes the waffles are made from waffle mix, sometimes from pancake mix and the servers don't give a shit about it one way or the other - "Sometimes it's like that" [giggle]. They will make you sit next to the cold ass front door even if there is a snowstorm and you're with a baby, just so they don't have to reclean a table in the back - and what time the back closes is completely arbitrary, even if there are already people eating back there they might not let you back there, like you're at a pretentious club with a fricking velvet rope ["Saw-reee, I think the back is closed.." [giggle/snotty look]]. They will just completely not put in large portions of group orders, so that some people will have four plates of food and others have nothing - but they'll remember to charge for it! You won't get comped for anything and, in fact, you will probably get attitude. Sometimes they just straight open or close at times completely different than what's posted out front.. Just on and on and on and on and on and on.... Uuugh! Kitsch'n just stresses me out! Every time I come here again, I have tried to cast off the trauma of the last time I was here - hell, I'm frequently the one saying: "Well..., we could go to Kitsch'n?..." But straight up 87% of the time the service here causes a fight amongst our party over whether to stay or leave after all, whether or not to even pay and then drifts into topics like "You don't ever really listen to me anyway." Maybe this building has some kind of messed up mojo karma attached to it. And there's always some small part of the food that is at least annoying if not straight up bad. Chicken and waffles(or ridgy pancakes -whatever you get that day!) is okay, but please don't say it tastes like Roscoe's - especially around me - because it's nothing like that. (please see my Roscoe's related rant here: yelp.com/biz/lagniappe-câ€¦ ) The cinnamon sugar toast is amazingly good - like a deep fried tasting toast, almost like a flat churro, but they only have it sometimes. The syrup that comes with the chicken and waffles is just horribly, terribly bad - tastes like evil. Their fried chicken is quite good, but you better order it before you get a taste for it because it's gonna be a while. You could play on of the very cool board games piled up in the back while you wait - if they let you into the back. The mac and cheese is like a weird soup. Tuna melt is an open faced style with an amazing melted cheese top that is browned in such a way that it is transformed from even being cheesy anymore - it's really interesting and would be fantastic tasting if the tuna salad wasn't made up of 60% raw onion chunks - yelch. The spotty food quality pretty much mirrors the spottiness of this place overall. Oh, and the kitschy stuff like the Colt 45 poster is awlright, but the kitschiest part of this place is that this mid-1990s restaurant concept still survives with service this bad and food this spotty.
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Nannette P.

I love the look and feel of this place, a collage of all things vintage, mixed in with modern dÃ©cor - fun and lively and lots of color. The entire restaurant is pretty cute, and the service has always been fast and friendly. It's comfort diner food with a unique twist. Stay away from some of the items if you're watching the waistline (i.e. pot pie, fried chicken and waffles), but their tuna melt is delish, along with different brunch menu items like eggs and chilaquiles...yum! Beat the weekend brunch craziness by going in early or later instead of during the absolute madhouse which is Roscoe Village Brunch stroller nightmare. Still waiting to get that fried twinkie dessert the day before my liposuction! Ha!
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Brian M.

Was corrected by another member which jogged my memory--I had the Chicken Salad sandwich as a wrap. There is no turkey avocado sandwich on the menu. That said, my rating still stands, it was a miserable meal :)
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Timothy M.

Kitsch'n is pretty cool. The chicken & waffles combo is a bit baffling, but pretty good. I like the outdoor seating, the neighborhood is beautiful. Prices are decent, staff was friendly and accommodating. I'll be back.
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Allyson C.

Went here for brunch yesterday & loved it! We were able to get in around 1:00 with no wait because we sat at the counter. There were lots of people standing around waiting for tables though. I sat down and ordered a Chipotle Bloody Mary which I loved with one HUGE exception - the thing comes with an enormous dill pickle spear in it!!! This should really be mentioned on the menu because pickles are the most disgusting food on the planet and the moment almost ruined the entire dining experience for me. Our sweet waitress made me another one though and, even though my friend happily drank my discarded pickle bloody, she didn't even charge us for it. I also had the Chilaquiles which were really good even though they weren't quite as good as the ones I love at Le Peep.
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Darwin S.

It's kind of diner food with a twist. I haven't been back for years, but was in the hood the other day after a long bike ride, and had some nice chilaquiles on top of a hangover. I enjoyed watching some kids try and make sense out of an old battleship game. I'm giving it 3.5 stars really, it was A, OK but a little more for atmosphere. I would go back. Pretty good.
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Leticia R.

Wow!!!! The menu items are so delicious whatever time of day it is!!!!! My favorite is the coconut crusted french toast with a tropical fruit side and delicious rasberry sauce to dip or top them with! THe fun names on the menu are really catchy and the taste is phenomenal! Green eggs and ham is a must try and the chilaquiles are great, yes the cooks know what they are doing since they are Mexican! THe child menu has many options and the portions are satisfying!!!! Options for sitting are outside front patio or for some more patio in the back (my personal favorite). The inside decor will take you back to your childhood - very retro yet cozy with the vinyl chairs and aluminum tables in the front and back of the restaurant! Yes for those mommies, there is a changing table in the back! Everyone was friendly and service was fantastic!!!!! It can get pretty packed on weekends and for Mother's/Father's Day prepare for the long wait, it's usually worth it though.
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Catherine L.

Food was mediocre but the service was HORRIBLE! my boyfriend normally won't wait to be seated but he made an exception as he had fond memories of this place. we had to wait 45 minutes to be served our food, while the next table who placed their order the same time was already asking for their check. When they did serve us, the chicken and waffles (over rated) and mango mojito chicken wrap were so-so. we had to return the oh so bland chilaquiles that had soggy tortillas. when we got the check, they did take tht off but was still charging us for the add ons of the chilaquiles we returned. The staff didnt apologize for the mistake and even started to become snippy at us. I think the cherry on top was when they started talking bad about us not realizing, that someone from our group was behind them.
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jackie r.

Not what i expected. Over priced and very small portions. Ten dollar for a grilled cheese sanwich that supposidly had 3 types of cheese in it with grilled onions. It was loaded with onions, and looked like they just spead on very thin layer of goat cheese. Also asked for my eggs over easy and they overcooked them, so no dipping my toast! Unfortunate since this place has been around for a while. After reading other reviews its seems maybe they changed owners??
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David W.

Chicken and Waffles. One of the medium places in Roscoe.... Better breakfast down at Victory, lunch? sandwich shop almost next door. Dinner? go across the street. Try this place at least once and you be the judge. Support local so Subways doesn't take over.
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Sarah C.

Never fails that I end up sitting near the door (front or back) and freezing my ass off (or boiling to death). The food is good though-- stick to your ribs stuff that makes you want to take a mini food coma afterwards. The chicken and waffles are good, but not the gutbuster you might expect. Read that however you want, but Mama like. The chilaquiles are spicy but not knock-down drag-out like some brunch joints in town-- a definite plus. Their morning cocktails are great as well. However, if the food is a 4, the service is a 2. Inattentive waitstaff is something that can drive me batty really quickly....this place has it in spades. Also, there's NOWHERE to stand if you have to wait, and you will have to wait. In the winter, with everyone in bulky coats, it becomes insanely claustrophobic. However, the fun decor and the home-cooked-feeling food makes up for it....just try to imagine that you're at your least-favorite aunt's house. Great food, but by the time you're done, you're ready to get the hell out of there. ;)
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Molly R.

I finally made it here! I was super excited, but left thinking , "meh". Service was very friendly, though a liiiiil' slow..even when it was not super busy. The place smells like an elderly relative's basement ( gotta be the stack of ancient board games near the wall, or the Leif Garrett LPs), but thankfully the smells of the hearty cookin' overpowers that. I tried the tuna melt. ' Twas a bit busy for my taste, but still good. The curly fries, on the other hand, were superb. I think if I'd go here again I'd try the "cult hit": chicken and waffles. I also think that the fact that they have a Barbarella poster means I should,indeed, give 'em another shot.
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mildred v.

I would give it 3 and 1/2 stars if I could. My favorite dish is the huevos locos (eggs with spicy chorizo, habaneros, pepper jack cheese, and mango mojito salsa oh and of course a side of corn tortillas), but doesn't come close to my sassy eggs from over easy!!!!! Fair warning though - it is SPICY it made my nose run!!! What sold me was the mango-mojito salsa - it gives it a sweet yet kicky flavor. I love filling my little tortillas with chorizo, egg, cheese, and mango salsa. The service is good (i don't remember anything negative about it). The decor is really awesome though, especially in the second indoor room whose little gadgets and thingamigigies make me nostalgic. Oh yeah and the place is a lot bigger than you would think by the looks of their outside. their initial dining area when you walk in then you go through a hallway and past the kitchen to the second dining area and you walk a little further and you get the outdoor/indoor patio. I come here when I forget that Over Easy is closed on Mondays, or when Victory Banner down the street is closed (they were gone for like a month!!!!). But I do enjoy them huevos locos!
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Pete V.

Went here on a Tuesday night and damn the fried chicken is good. They have all you can eat fried chicken for $9.99 on Tuesdays and it is some of the finest fried chicken around (even better than Popeye's - although don't tell Tony Bourdain that). They do serve alcohol and have 5-6 beers on the menu including Goose Island Mild Winter, which I ordered, but not much else. Regardless, the food is solid, prices are reasonable, and service is great. Can you ask for much more? Would definitely go back.
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Christina B.

The food is great! Love the Vesuvio Salad, steak sandwich, chilaquiles and especially the crusted french toast with raspberry sauce. BUT.... Try to go in the summer because there's a big difference between Kitsch and moth balls. I love the vintage charm but it really smells musty (grandma's rec room musty) and that's an appetite killer. Best if you can sit out front or out back...either way OUTSIDE.
(3)
Heeellllooooo cutie diner spot! This place is a real gem for a post night-out breakfast, brunch....meaning anything with eggs, preferably spicy, throw in some potatoes with catsup and lots and lots of coffee. It's super tiny and I was really surprised when I stumbled in on a Saturday afternoon to actually get a table (pretty sure it was the last one). Ordered your basic breakfast (I hadn't drunk as much as my ladyfriend the night before) and she got the spicy-mexican-y breakfast that had tortilla chips. Think Frito Pie, except with eggs and spicy. Looked delicious. Was really pleased that the serving size wasn't meant for an eating contest like at some places. Nice portion of all the goodies. Of course, on top of it all I'm sitting amidst what feels like sitting in a cardboard box in my parents basement. I mean that in the way of all the kitchy (haha, get it!?) stuff completely lining every available area of this place. Personal favorites were the 70's Playboy clock and Barbarella Poster (I own one myself). Service was sweet, food was fast and will definitely be making it back here again.
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Address : 2005 W Roscoe St
Chicago, IL, 60618
Phone (773) 248-7372
Website https://www.kitschn.com
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Opening Hours

Mon :8:30 am - 3:00pm

Specialities

Takes Reservations : No
Delivery : Yes
Take-out : Yes
Accepts Credit Cards : Yes
Accepts Bitcoin : No
Good For : Breakfast, Brunch
Parking : Street
Bike Parking : Yes
Wheelchair Accessible : Yes
Good for Kids : Yes
Good for Groups : Yes
Attire : Casual
Ambience : Hipster
Noise Level : Average
Alcohol : Full Bar
Outdoor Seating : Yes
Wi-Fi : Free
Has TV : Yes
Dogs Allowed : Yes
Waiter Service : Yes
Caters : Yes

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Kitsch’n On Roscoe

2005 W Roscoe St, Chicago, IL, 60618

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