Just a disclaimer: my review here is about the process of getting into Joe's, not the bar itself! To begin with, Joe's stops letting people in at 12, which is CRAZY, stupid, and unnecessary. Second of all, Joe's dress code for men is RIDICULOUS and pretty obviously discriminatory. Their security and bouncers are rude, and the manager, Mark, is a complete asshole who does not care about the experience of his clientele at all (and wears khakis and a sweatshirt to work...classy). They have one huge bouncer who is allowed to make all the calls on dress code, and this sorry asshole spends his time choosing which men to let in based on his imaginary conception of what is baggy or not. Now, I am a frequent club and bar goer, and I understand why bars and clubs have a dress code. No one wants their place looking trashy. However, never in ANY bar or club that I have been to in Chicago have dress pants and a dress shirt not been allowed. The only type of attire that is allowed for men are tight jeans and a tight t-shirt, period. In this way, Joe's makes sure that the only men that are let in are preppy, juice-head, guido types that might make their fake college bar seem more legit. Joe's has been described as a "suburban bar in the city," and this is for a reason- they don't want any "urban-looking" men of any color frequenting their bar, and they ensure this by literally forcing their male patrons to dress not only up to a certain standard, but in a certain Abercrombie & Fitch style of dress which is just nuts in a city like Chicago. Furthermore, they're rude and arrogant while going about this. Quotes from my visit include "that's what we're looking for" (pointing to two white guys in Abercrombie and Fitch), "you've just gotta try and try again" (referring to getting the men's dress code right), and being told that a man's outfit must be "contoured to his body". Seriously Joe's, your cheap, watered down beer is not worth being scrutinized and insulted by your rude, discriminatory bouncer and manager. I'll take my money elsewhere, and hopefully in the meantime you can relocate to Iowa City, where you'll obviously fit in bitter. I attempted to go to Joe's with my boyfriend for a friend's birthday party on Tuesday. Walking up to Joe's, before even getting in the line, we are told by the bouncer that my boyfriend cannot get in due to dress code. Here's what my boyfriend was wearing: dress pants, dress shoes, and a short sleeve, non-baggy, button down shirt. Clothes that he should not and has never had a problem getting into any other bar or club in the city or suburbs of Chicago, many of them MUCH MUCH MUCH more upscale than the trashy place that Joe's is. According to the bouncer, my boyfriend's DRESS PANTS are too baggy, and he also makes up some problem with the shirt (visible elbows, i think?? his reasons did not make any sense, and were obviously bullshit). One security guard (not the rude bouncer described above) was very nice, seemed to disagree with the bouncer's call, and told us that if my boyfriend changed he would let us in even if it was after midnight. So since it was my friend's birthday, we made the effort to go to my boyfriend's father's house, so he could borrow some of his brother's clothes (we live on the south side and did not plan on driving all the way back there) to change into. Boyfriend changes into a long-sleeve button down and fitted jeans. We get back, and the bouncer still has a problem with my boyfriend's dress, giving us the bullshit lines listed above and making it clear that it's not a matter of bagginess, but a matter of style that he has a problem with. A style, might I add, that has gotten my boyfriend into every and any other club and bar in the city. When I realize what the issue is, I ask to speak to a manager, the unprofessional college looking kid. He's extremely rude and unwilling to hear our complaints. Later, I am told by the bouncer that he would have let my boyfriend in if I hadn't asked to speak to the manger, which was A) completely untrue and B)HORRIBLE FREAKING CUSTOMER SERVICE that shows what arrogant assholes the staff at Joe's are and how little they care about their clientele. This is not an isolated incident either. Several weeks ago, a few of my male friends from the University of Chicago were turned down from Joe's for wearing too much white and wearing khaki cargo shorts. Yep, that's right, turned down from a wannabe college bar for wearing white and khaki. While outside of Joe's at my "visit," I saw many young men wearing white and khaki shorts, just showing that it's not the clothing, but the people that the bouncers are taking issue with. My advice: take your money to a place that wants it. No cheap, watered down beer that is "enjoyed" next to meathead guido wannabes and trashy underage girls with fake id's is worth putting up with insults and discrimination by loser staff.
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A L.
Let's Go Steelers!!! OK, this place gets 4 stars because it made me feel like I was back in Pittsburgh when I walked in for the game. The crowd of approx 100+ was enthusiastic in their cheering and the polka band was just such a Pittsburgh thing! There were about 8 screens and the big one devoted to the Pgh game and the other 8 were showing other NFL games going on. Not bad. I only got there after halftime :( so I only got one beer, a Blue Moon for $5. Not bad. I think their Rolling Rocks were $3. If I stayed in Chicago, this is definitely the place to be for a Steelers game!!!!
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Betty R.
Came here to watch the UGA/UT game with the Georgia alumni while I was in town for the marathon. This place is HUGE, and the individual TVs at each table are a big plus. Service was really good, and drink specials were nice as well (I believe they had $4 pitchers, mimosas, bloodies, and Firefly cocktails). Joe's was out of the way in relation to where we were staying, but the trip was worth it - it was a great place to watch the game and party with other fans.
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Eldiva S.
This bar is barely ok in my book. What it's good for - TVS! Lot's of them - everywhere. HUGE screens whereever you look. Also LOTS of standing room space. The bar is huge-multi level, several rooms,etc. Bad things - Mixed drink selections are very poor - very limited higher end liquor, no Stoli options...High prices for the mixed drinks that you can order that are made with cheap booze... Bottom Line - Only come here if you are in desperate need of tvs, have a huge group with you or you want to check out the crowd (fratty/college).. I'll be skipping it....
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Ben B.
Awful crowd on 25 cent beer night...felt like I was gonna get shanked...guess I should've expected that though. Cheap beer is always good though just wish the crowd was better.
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Gwynne R.
Tuesday night is probably the only time I'd ever step foot in here. It reminds me a BIT too much of CO's down in Champaign (those who went to U of I or ever visited will feel me on that tip). The last time I came here was a couple years ago on a weekend night and I had the WORST night ever. From getting insulted, to seeing my ex and his new gf, to waking up the next day with pink eye---all around shitty experience. ANYWAY! This time I went on a Tuesday, which was actually pretty awesome. $3 cover, $5 huge pizzas, and $2 pitchers. Uh oh...trouble for us working folks. I downed a couple of pitchers and ended up playing flippy cup. Great times! As for the atmosphere, the bar is basically looks like a huge warehouse painted all black, with bars. It also has TVs everywhere, and the beer garden has a TV screen projected onto the wall---that was cool. The people...well, there were a ton of DBs wearing pink polos everywhere. As well as your run of the mill grimey ass creepers. However, there were some cute guys as well. By the end, I was drunk and wanted to stay and hit on some people. Alas, I had to work the next day. I'll def come back on a Tuesday. Until then, Joe's....
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Kate M.
I have only come to joe's to watch games and it's a great place! This place is huge so it never really seems over crowded and they have more than enough tv's. If you sit in a booth, you can control the tv's in your booth which is nice. On Saturdays, you can get $4 Coors pitchers. They also have other various specials on things such as bloody marys. The servers are really friendly and very attentive! I love their wings..so I highly suggest them. I suggest coming here to watch a game!
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It's The F.
This was where I spent election night!!!!!!! So thats an automatic 5 stars because they had all those televisions all tuned into different stations for up to date coverage! Okay so we were to go to the field which obviously we didn't because I get kind of claustophbic and the thought of my five foot nothing behond standing there and not being able to see over the crowd or through them, so I basically psyched myself and him out. The bar was not crowded and although I was not expecting a cover 8.00 for him and 7.00 for me was reasonable. I thought about it afterwards......as we saw the tally coming in at thime 284 to 90'ish with Obama leading it we got the hell up after JUST sitting down and went to ride the streets celebrating. The decor was nice so was the staff..........
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Jims L.
I think Joe's Bar has so much potential, and falls flat everywhere they could do wonderfully. My biggest problem, though, is that the food just.. stinks! "Loaded Fries" should be called "Cheese Fries served with sour cream" and their "Macho Nachos" should similarly also just be called.. "Chips with Cheese." No wonder they have so many drink specials to try and attract people.
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Matt P.
The beer specials and food are awesome. The bathrooms are not, in fact, they're pretty gross. Be prepared to wait in line, even if you're a guy.
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Laurel D.
If you don't want to hear a girl from Texas talk about how she loves this country bar, click away now. I've been to over twenty concerts at Joe's (Pat Green, The Wreckers, Dierks Bentley, etc), and I've had a good time (if not a blast) every time I've stepped foot in this place. Even if you are all the way at the back of the bar during a show, you still feel like you can reach out and touch the performer - makes for some intimate performances. The crowd is different at any show, but people are always there to have a good time! The front room has plenty of big screens for watching sports games. There's also a tv in each booth, so if you are lucky enough to grab one, you can watch whatever game you choose. And most importantly, the wait to get a drink is never too long unless it's so crowded that you can't even make it to the bar.
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Y G.
Tuesday night is 25 cent beers, $2 pitchers, and half off pizza. THAT IS A FREAKING STEAL. We were here for happy hour and to celebrate a birthday. I can see why this would be a great place to watch sports, if you are into that sort of thing. Weekdays aren't crowded, but it did get worse as the night went on. Don't order their drinks, stick to beer. Don't get the pitcher, its cheaper to order 8 cups of beer. Make the waitress work for her tip. I ordered the wings and surprisingly..they were delicious. The pizza was HUGE. It was one of those thin greasy large pizzas that you can fold up and shove in your mouth and scream "GO TEAM!" with. Good thing nobody actually does that. I had a decent time here, it wasn't dark and it wasn't too loud, food is decent, beer cheap, me like.
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Pat W.
I'm giving this place 5 stars. Everyone knows Joes is the place to go for sports games. They have a great scene there... this we all know. This alone is worth the 5 star rating. But, Chicago is desperately lacking a country music scene. Yes, Carol's is great, but I can't stay up until 3 am anymore because I'm too old. I know, I know, we're far north, and the freezing cold really doesn't go hand in hand with southern music. But, Joe's brings in a ton of great, Red Dirt, Texas country bands. Red Dirt... what the @$@!# is that??? Think country rock. Actually, most of these bands, in my opinion, are more rock than country. Tickets are cheap at around $15 dollars. The crowds are friendly and fun. And guys... it's a fact that country music is loved by attractive women.
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Scott D.
Last night was my second time going to Joe's for a concert and drinks with friends. We had a great time. This place has decent specials, good atmosphere, and good food. This place is HUGE!!! Last night they had three different concerts going on at once. The crowd was tons of fun, lots of dancing and laughter. Unfortunately our waitress sucked the last two times I was here.
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Maggie E.
Note: This review is really only useful to people who are interested in going to bars to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers play (and hopefully kick ass). I found Joe's after people told me that Chicago had bars that actually dedicated their Sunday football to the Steelers. Having come from a small town in Pennsylvania, I had no idea that bars themed themselves by teams! Well, I wouldn't consider Joe's a "Steeler's Bar", as they are clearly an all around sports bar and music venue. However, whenever there's a Steelers game, the entire front portion of the establishment is decked out in black and gold, crazy fans, and a polka band! After having spent a year or so sitting by my jersey-clad self at any bar with the NFL ticket, I nearly cried (literally teared up!) when I walked into Joe's for the first time to watch my team. I guess this is more of a review of the fans who frequent these games. They're crazy. I guess I can include myself and say "We're crazy". Everyone is yelling, screaming, jumping, high-fiveing. You can go alone and there's still always someone there to cheer with, or weep with. I've tried a couple other Steelers' Bars, and they're not bad, but for some reason I always end up back at Joe's, probably for the enormous spectacle of the occasion. I always sit at the bar and find the service to be friendly and decently fast. My one thing this past week was they take your ID with your credit/debit card (which is totally protocol, I understand), but when I was ready to tab out, I watched as the bartender sifted through just a pile of all the cards she had collected. I don't know their system, and there could totally be a method to this madness, but that made me a little nervous. I did get everything back, though... so maybe I should just shut it on that point. Oh yeah, and you can drink Rolling Rock for $3.00, and just this past Sunday I saw people drinking Iron City... which I thought had gone bankrupt and stopped distributing out here. I'll have to look into that. I didn't give it a fifth star because I've really only been there a couple of other times outside of football season. But I've never felt anything to complain about, I can say that much. Oh yeah, and I've never really eaten there so I can't say anything about the food. Well, some guy gave me a slice of his pizza, once, but I was drunk so I don't remember how I felt about it :)
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Krys J.
A decent spot to grab a game, some brews & cheer on my Hoosiers with other alum. Occasionally, they host a few decent bands in the cavernous confines (large area, but they pack you in like cattle) in the back of the place. Words of advice: Beer Tubs! If you are here to shake your tailfeathers to their headliners, don't bother waiting by the bars and hit up the beer tubs to replenish your suds. The crowds, oh the crowds...an interesting mix of the jeans & tee crews with equal parts of the 'sure I am going to a sports bar but I will still adorn myself in my hooker's best'.
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John O.
I remember the 90's when I was in college and we would go here for and annual Birthday Party. I also was in college then and was looking for tail just like the other guy but now things have changed. They had great bands back then and it was cool because you could watch the games too. Today it's a little different I hear and more of a frat bar.
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Brianna L.
i effin love this place!! its always poppin on tues day nite..5 dolla holla..2 dolla pitchers ANDDDDDDDDDD a clean bathroom while having an awesome time!! this is most def the place to be on a tuesday night!! come shake it with me on the dance floor in the back room
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Katie M.
Eww. This bar is so dirty. The few times I've been there I've seen people get in fights, throw up at their tables, and dump drinks on each other. I don't care if the drinks are cheap-I'd rather pay more and not walk through throw up.
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Kris C.
I've been meaning to write a review for this place since the summer when I took a trip to Chicago. A big UFC fight happened to fall on the Saturday I was there so a buddy and I gave this place a try. It was definitely a great time and the regulars there were awesome, laid back people. Looked like a clean place and there was at least a ton of room to get around, along with a ton of screens to see the fight or any other sports that were on. Other than that it's your typical bar scene. I had a great time there and the drinks weren't crazy expensive. Never got to try the food though I do remember it looking tasty. Good place to bring your friends if you happen to be staying at a nearby hotel. Not taking too much away from Joe's Bar, but there are even better places over by Wrigley Field. Go during baseball season and you'll have one hell of a time.
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Neetin G.
I've only been to Joe's on Saturdays to watch college football. And, for watching college football, I have to give Joe's 5 stars. Now, I'm not completely a fan of the BCS. But the great thing about the BCS is suddenly I start caring about random football games from across the country. In the past, I couldn't care less whether Tennessee wins or loses, but now I do because my team (Go Bears!) beat the Volunteers earlier in the season. Joe's is great because all the games are on and you'll hear a section go wild when 'bama or ASU score.
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Katie M.
War Eagle! If you like yelling at televisions, and want a place where you can do so freely, Joes is the place for you. Went there for the Auburn University watch party and had a blast. Its loud, the loaded cheese fries are fantastic, and you can maintain the option to either sit or stand - there is tons of seating. There are also tons of TVs, your game is bound to be one. I love a good sports bar, and this is no exception....perhaps one of my favorites.
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Bruce S.
We went to Joe's for the Superbowl. ahhh to joys of being in Bear country (my date was one of the only two women in the place who were Colt's fans, I suspect because of Peyton Manning, but whatever). I wore my Bears hat with pride. Anyways, the place is huge. The front seemed kind of blah, but the back was where the party was. Helloooooooo hotties. Crowded. I did not have any problems with the bartenders, with my cheap pictures of Coors beer (i know i know, but it was the only thing they offered that day), or my food. It was all quality material. I know the bouncers do their job well because I had a problem with a particular gay Mexican who seemed to think I was his next bitch. Um, no. I don't roll like that. and Unfortunately, it cut my night off near the middle of the fourth quarter because he wouldn't leave me alone and I had to ask the bouncers to handle the situation. I'm not gay Es-hey! Is not OK! Other than that incident, which bore no ill feelings against Joe's, everything was fun there. They frequently have live bands playing, some big names too. Often times it is a country related theme (to go with the sports bar theme, I guess?), so bare that in mind. Something I did not expect, but was nice is that they have people in the bathroom (i forget their actual title) to handle the towels, soap, and chit chat. Something you would find in a nice restaurant, not in a sports bar. Also noteworth is that they have a bajillion and one tv screens (over 100 i'd venture to say)! Good place, good times, can't complain too much about it. 4 stars.
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Liz W.
So recently I went to joes on a tuesday. $2 pitchers=packed bar but that didn't bother me since the place was so huge. I don't drink beer (I know you're wondering what am I doing there if i dont drink beer) well i heard good things bout this place. So i ordered a cran-vodka $5. It was really weak so i decided to order a long island. Since when does a long island consist of 1 oz vodka, sweet & sour, & coke??? Im a bartender and it definately doesn't consist of that. So after 3 long islands, 2 cran-vodkas, patron shot, jagerbomb, cherry bomb, vegas bomb, you would expect me to be shitfaced....wrong!!! I had a really good buzz goin on...thats it!!! I still had a good time though. I liked the crowd and the music was good. I will be back but im not walking in there sober.
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Megan H.
This place is HUGE! My friends and I always try to make it out on Tuesday nights in the summer for the $2 pitchers. There's always tons of people, and cover is only $5 with your student ID and $3 before 9 pm. I love the outdoor patio area. It's a really chill spot that offers good music to dance to at the same time, which is rare. However, be warned: on Tuesdays the line outside can get pretty ridiculous and stretch around the block so maybe get there early.
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Angelica D.
Really liked this place. The drinks are good and not too pricey. The place is huge so you don't really feel like its so crowded. The servers are really nice so thats always a plus. The chicken quesadillas are good and so is the guacamole. They have plenty of tvs set up so there's always something to see. They charged a $10 cover on saturday so yeah. Definitely will be back in the summer.
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Joe M.
There was an eight dollar cover charge to get in on Saturday night. I refused to pay and decided to flirt with the door girl until she agreed to let both me and my buddy in for free. Needless to say that took around 15min of cheeky smiles, lame joke and maybe even a few batted eyelids. God! I scare myself sometimes (I'm not smooth at all) but I guy has to try. 99 times out of 100 come out empty handed but every now and again.... ;-) Then we get inside and there is a band playing and it feels more like a carnival than a sports bar. The place reminded me of my not-to-distant past. A time filled with dirty bars inhabited solely with drunk college kids and drunker drop-outs all milling about in a vein attempt to embrace Saturday night, run from Friday's past and avoid the impending Monday troubles and maybe even get laid in the midst of the melee... There is no denying this place has a certain appeal. Get wasted, get your white man dance on, get laid... and hope you survive until next Friday at 5pm to do it all over again. Understand this; If your not into the spring break atmosphere, I would suggest another venue.
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Jon G.
This place is ok. Beer is ok. The crowd that hangs out here is sometimes questionable. But, that is what makes it fun. Great little place to see a show. Sound is average, but the stage set up is nice. Concerts here have a neat little fun factor.
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Michael M.
Came here for the World Cup Final. Perfect Place for it! 3.75 pitchers of coors and huge portions of food priced right! Impossible to find a seat without a good view of one of the dozens of big flat screens, or projectors.
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Frank L.
Awesome place! Great bands, really really nice beer garden, and good food. Prices r pretty reasonable. Highly recommend
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Chris B.
Not a terrible place, but definitely tailored to the young crowd. I have only been here on a Tuesday, and even though the drink special is fantastic, I think it brings in a crappy crowd. $2 pitchers may be good for the wallet, but bad for the folks behind the bar.
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Jessica B.
Went on a Tuesday night to meet friends. $10 cover to get in (where in Chicago has cover anyways?) and I was wearing a college hat. The door guy asked the guy taking money inside if I could wear a hat inside and the dude said no, even though he himself was wearing a hat. I said "ok, no hat says the guy wearing the hat", removed my hat and walked inside to pay the $10 cover. Door guy comes in and says he doesn't want to let me in because I'm a smart ass. My friends waiting to get in at the doorway stood there in disbelief. I said I was just joking but I'll take my smart ass, my friends, and the ridiculous cover elsewhere. So if you like stuck up bars with dicks for door guys and crazy cover, try this place.
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liz d.
This place is the sport bar of all sports bars. Having only been to the back room on my previous visit, I had no idea the amount of TVs the front room has. Each booth has 2 private TVs. You can not avoid having at least 4 television screens in your view at 1 given time. It's a sensory overload, but you can bet I will be reserving my table for March Madness. Yes, you can reserve tables. You also can not beat the $6 dollar pitchers. I have been here on a Saturday-day and Thurs evening to enjoy some football, and the pitcher special was available both times. Food? A little pricey for what is offered, but pretty tasty none the less. Buffalo wings are meaty and come with your choice of sauce, and their pizza is a thin crust with lots of cheese and toppings. Yum! The service was surprising OK, especially for the amount of people that were there. Kudos to them for either hiring enough staff, or working their tails off. Although this place is fun for some American football watching, I definitely would not be willing to pay a cover charge. I have not been a spectator, but I'll end my review with saying that they have Midget Wrestling!
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Kim S.
OK, I am a little biased on this one. I love the concerts they have in the back. However, I've never had a problem with the food. It has always been great or at least better than average bar food. The service is always a little lagging, however since we go only on concert nights, its overly busy. The prices are a little high, but with the drunken crowds I see there-- no one seems to mind.
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Leang E.
I thought Joe's use to have a taco night special, but I suppose that was a long time ago. I came with some friends that just moved into the area, and introduced them to a bar that they could go to often because of proximity and beer specials. We happen to be here on a Thursday night where they have $3 Coors Light pitchers and $1 bottles of Coors Light. This is a great sports bar, and for those that love Indiana University it's the place to be. Since it was so nice out we sat in the outdoor beer garden, which is pretty spacious and can cater to a large crowd of friends. It's a very relaxed spot that I have forgotten about, and will have to remember to come back.
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Tim L.
This is a great place for sports; TVs are everywhere. Football Sundays are usualy packed and fun. If you are a Steelers' fan, this is the place to go!
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kevin k.
Joe's Joe's Joe's HEEHAW!! The country music hot spot with some of best up and coming bands. Joe's has some of the best non-main stream concerts in every genre possible. Still the best sports bar to watch games in town. The bar is a monster and the owners do their best to make everyone happy but we all know that's impossible. Their food is what it is - bar food. Are you expecting five star dinning? Put the fork down and Eat up! Pizza is the best thing on the menu next to the pork sandwich. Great place to have sponsor your sports team. I can't wait for Chicago to go non-smoking!!!
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Erin V.
This is my favorite place to catch an IU game. Soooo many televisions and they have AMFs (if you didn't go to IU and didn't have any friends who did, you probably don't know what this is). I've only been here for sporting events so, my review is somewhat one-sided, but I highly recommend it. Word to the wise: if you are going for a high profile game, get there at least 2 hours before the start, I would suggest even 3 hours early if you expect to sit. Update: The pizza here is pretty good too! And I highly recommend planning a party here - Jamie and Brittany are pretty awesome, and I think it's a pretty good deal. We had an all you can drink special (beer, wine, well drinks) for 4 hours at $26 a person...better than most I have attended!
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Julie W.
Probably one of the best places for any game, any time. College football your sport? Feel free to yell at the TVs or sing your school's fight song, there will probably be a few others who join you! The food is your typical bar food, but better! Perfect for those days where you don't feel like getting too dressed up to hang out but you still want to go to a cool bar. Watch out on Tuesdays, it's college night! $2 pitchers galore, as well as the crazy lines to get in. They have great bands play here too. Overall it's such a cool place, no pretentiousness here. Just a damn good sports bar.
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Molly F.
Best thing about this place... They let you play flippy cup!!!!! Other than that, it's your pretty standard sports bar. I do enjoy the wide open atmosphere, though. It's a bar you can breathe in.
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Dennis S.
It might have been a four star bar if the Illini hadn't stunk. Joe's is a great place to watch a sporting event, especially anything Big Ten. With a hundred screens and room for hundreds of patrons, you'll find fans for every team on the screen. Service is good, beer selection is excellent, food is acceptable. If only Illinois hadn't gone 11 minutes without scoring a point and embarrassing themselves in the Big Ten Basketball Tournament Semifinals. Sorry, but it didn't end up as a four star experience.
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Rain S.
Joes Bar is an absolute blast... The prices are very reasonable. The crowd is fun and very friendly. They play awesome music during halftime/commercial breaks. The crowd is what makes this place so much fun.... people are down to cheer with you. They are rowdy and you are in for a good time! I go to Joes for games... like football or ufc fights.. i just went there last night to a ufc fight... and it was happening... altho it was a sausagefest- what do you expect? its UFC!!! What I like about this place is that its HUGE! You wont be shoulder to shoulder with people... you have room to move around and nobody is up in your face.
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Jen M.
My husband's band, The Rumrunners, play here from time to time. The owners treat them very well, and I have always appreciated that. Overall, very fratty clientele. However, they have good music, decently priced drinks, and a lot of room.
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Mike K.
Precis: If you're a suburbanite, get in here because you'll love it. If you're a City dweller, I'd advise you stay away from Weed Street entirely, but you already knew that, didn't you? Joe's is a suburban bar nestled in the City. The front is a sports bar, and the back is a concert venue. That's about all you need to know. I've only been here for certain events and never on my own volition. The latest visit was on a Friday night for one of those "free parties" someone knew of. I'm well aware of what that means and told my friend: a line at the door, a big crowd at the bar, two severely overworked bartenders and long waits for drinks. I ended up being right across the board. We ended up being able to get two free beers out of the deal. Oh, they also made you fill out information cards at the door for this "free party" that asked for name, email, phone number, DOB, etc. Some poor sap in 312 and another one in Europe or elsewhere are going to be contacted by Joe's. Sorry. I'll give Joe's on Weed one thing, if it's any consolation. It's the best bar on Weed Street. And Bob's Yer Uncle.
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Rahman U.
Don't eat here, just don't. On three separate occasions I've eaten here and been disappointed every time. I mean no one expects a sports bar to be serving gourmet food, but at least make it edible. The first time I went I tried the Italian Beef sandwich. Yikes. No taste whatsoever and it wasn't even hot. Fool me once, shame on me. The second time I came here I had the Grilled Chicken Breast sandwich. What I got was a dry, bland piece of lukewarm chicken and a couple fries. Sensing a theme here? Fool me twice, shame on me. The third and final time I came to watch the Bears vs Lions on Monday Night Football. I thought I was being smart and ate a little before I arrived. Inevitably, around halftime my stomach began talking to me. Ok, I thought to myself, what's something that's impossible to mess up? Ding! Chips and salsa. Sadly this couldn't have been further from the truth. It's obvious they attempted to make their own salsa and guacamole but failed miserably. The salsa was runny, had way too many onions and virtually no spices. The guac, don't even get me started on that. I would have paid more for them to pour me some Tostito's salsa out of a jar. Yeah, it was that bad. Fool me a third time, I'm just a fool. Should've known better. The one redeeming quality about this place is large amount of flat screen tvs and projectors they have. I guess if you need to watch a game, it's not the worst place to go. My only request is that you do not, under any circumstances, come here on an empty stomach. The servers are either oblivious to the fact that the food is horrible or simply don't care.
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Chris R.
Went there for a Wednesday happy hour when they have 50% off everything in the place. Tap selection is pretty solid featuring Fat Tire, Bells, Sam Adams Winter, etc... so you can get pretty good beer. Downside is they serve it in plastic pitchers and plastic cups. More appropriate for a deck bar than inside a place. Food was acceptable but the sweet potato fries were excellent, thin cut, dusted with brown sugar, and served with a chipotle ketchup. One of the best versions of those I have had. A ton of tv's and comfortable seating as well to watch games. All and all I give it 3 stars although a simple switch to glassware would bump it to 4 stars.
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Reid G.
This place is pretty good, a huge bar, lots of room if the place is near empty but it can get packed. There must be at least a few hundred people in there on the weekends. Tuesday night is $2 pitchers and quarter beers, go at least once! It is a great time, but very hectic at the same time. Their normal drink prices and cover is pretty expensive. Lots of young people here but some older people do mix well into the crowd. Try their delicious food in the outside seating area during summer! Its a great way to relax after a long week.
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Monique C.
Joe's is a good place to watch games. Food is okay and service isn't terrible. If you're going here on a Tuesday night, you have to come early otherwise there is a long line to get in. I'm not too fond of the layout of the place and the music they play here isn't the greatest. Not to mention, you almost always end up getting beer spilled on you and parking around this area sucks. Other than that, they have $2 pitchers so I can't really complain.
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Jamie B.
It was a great deal on Tuesday..pitchers for $2 and pizza half off. Some really great concerts with reasonable drink prices but it can get sooooo hot that it's uncomfortable
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Samra M.
I went here for my 21st birthday I had a great time 1-because i was drunk 2-i was with friends 3-danced like no tomorrow 4-did not throw up at the end of the night (yay booya!) anyways, its a fun chill place, we went on a day where there were $2 pitchers of beer, and people were shoving it down my throat (for my birthday) very fun and a casual setting the next time we went was another tuesday and had a blast again bartender gave my friend and I huge shots, made friends with her, danced with supposedly 3-5 different guys, got picked off the ground chi-town moved, lol fun interesting night bring a school ID for a discount, it's 10 bucks to get in, almost always crowded, get there early the line gets long and they usually cut it off at 12am
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Marie B.
Went here with friends to attend a fundraising event. The concept seemed like a good idea...pay $15 and have an op to see a variety of local acts...most were pretty good. Where I had a problem: - The organizers sold more tickets...than they had seats for!? Standing room only? In a dive? I think not! - The wait staff was horrible. The management had obviously not scheduled enough wait staff to cover the number of people in attendance. We waited at least a half hour for the waitress to take our drink order...then another 30 minutes passed before my friend went to the bar to get our drinks. Same issue with our food order (note: we only ordered a salad and french fries)...it was as if the waitress forgot to put in the order!? Then, they brought the food with no flatware!? Definitely, not a place I'd go if I expected service of any sort.
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Linda F.
Always a good time. I can't say I've ever been disappointed. I've been there to celebrate my bday with a couple of friends, sporting events - football, hockey, basketball - to see 16 candles & of course just to hang out. This past Saturday was no different, if not even better. My nephew turned 30 and we wanted to take him out for a few drinks. We also wanted some place we could invite a larger than usual crowd. I contacted Joe's to see what they could accommodate on a Sat. night. I'm sure it was helpful that there were no huge sporting events, but they were more than accommodating. Jessica was responsive to ALL of my emails. It felt like I had a million questions, that came to me one at a time. In less than a couple of hours I had a place for us to meet. I don't know if the rooftop is new, but it is to me. I have no idea how many times I must have missed it. About 20 or so of us showed up & we sat up on the rooftop. It was fabulous. The staff was amazing. Accommodating us with seats and tables. The waitresses were all over every order. They managed SEVERAL tabs with no issues - I guess they are pros at that, though. The music was perfect - type and volume. None of us lost our voices trying to talk and all of us swayed with the tunes. We definitely lucked out with great weather, but more importantly - NO BUGS!!! We are not sure how they did that, but on a slightly humid night, we expected to get eaten alive. Again, its always a good time, and I will no doubt be back, but they made this special evening a fantastic memory! Thank you Joe's!!
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Erin D.
You know why I like Joe's....I've never eaten here, never watched a game here, drank a few cocktails here but you really wanna know why I love the hell out of Joes..???? The talent they bring in for concerts. They are the leader in bringing the Red Dirt Music Scene to Chicago and for that because I can't make the trips to OK to see the bands...I love you Joes. Thank you...
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Thongsy S.
I don't get all the hype about this place. This seems like any other average bar I've been to (albeit much larger than the average). Reminds me of a college bar. It seems to cater to universities and private organizations because I see alumni and private events happening at this place all the time. There are plenty of tvs around to catch any game. They also have a pretty nice outdoor patio with an outdoor bar. Service is good and the upside to this place is they hold UFC-like fights in their back room (with the octagon and everything).
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Gwen R.
This place has a killer setup (that's right, I said "killer") for Sunday football---I am from KC and come here to catch the games that aren't televised here (so, basically all of them) and it's always a total blast. The food is very reasonable and is good old-fashioned bar food--the nachos are my fave and the portion size is enormous, so if you order, bring your friends with appetites. My favorite time to come to Joe's, however, is for the concerts--especially if they're on a Thursday night, when domestic bottles are $1 (I KNOW!)...the venue is the perfect size and fulfills all my little heart's desires for the sweet sounds of red dirt country bands like Randy (F'in) Rogers Band, Stoney LaRue, Wade Bowen, Cody Canada, and then the up-and-coming mainstream acts that haven't gone total d-bag just yet. Good place--the bartenders are relatively efficient and there are several places to get drinks during a concert, which comes in handy. My only complaint would be the younger crowds--but I realize the location guarantees that so no big deal--they make for good people watching.
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Kaitlyn V.
If you'd rather not spend your evening getting splashed with beer and standing on a beer-drenched concrete floor as drunk people grope one another, don't go to Joe's. But the prices are great and the nostalgic music is a lot of fun.
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Jessica C.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's! You can't go wrong. This place is good to your pockets, lively to your soul, and wild on your feet! Go on a Tuesday for $2 Pitchers. Yes, pitcher for you. Pitcher for me. Repeat. You'll have the time of your life boozing it up, playing flippy cup, or just being a sloppy mess on the dance floor. Once the DJ starts playing the essential hits of the 90s (You know, all things NSYNC) you'll find yourself indulging in some hard core dancing and singing as well. Keep in mind that everyone is on your level. So it is highly probable that you'll get uber sloppy by the end of the night. Awesome place to watch games and order pizza, burgers, sandwiches, etc. Beware of the unfortunate long lines for this place. I swear, sometimes I get there past 9:30pm and the line wraps around the block. What is this, a night at the Roxbury?! You've gotta be kidding me!? Bottom line: be smart and beat the crowd.
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Al D.
Tuesday nights are the best times to go: half priced pizza and pitchers. It's fun, the tv's show the ball game AND soccer! There's a bit of douchebaggery present later at night in the beer garden as the crowd seems to be the same (or is the same) from Barleycorn, but I've never had an unpleasant experience there. Going there in the winter is the best; always find booths, hot free popcorn, and you always run into people you want to see there for a change. Going in a group is the way here, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody coming with one other person, and those who do usually leave early. It's fun, but watch out for the weak drinks, and the stench of puke eminating from the washrooms (I kid you not...one night the urinals were rendered useless by this) Plus the waitresses with attitudes. Our group attracts them like flies. We've learned to deal with them, but don't be taken back with the eye rolling, tounge-clicking, etc. Oh, and for a non-Italian restaurant, their pizza is not to be missed, they do it right.
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Damian C.
Ok, even if the food is pretty good and decently priced, and the $2 pitcher special is nearly impossible to beat, I think last night just completely ruined this place for me. (Though I admit that I'll go back just cause a friend works there and will likely make me feel better about this). I had been trying to make it to half price pizza/$2 pitcher/quarter beer Tuesday for a while, and finally had the chance to yesterday. Nothing could have suited me better. When my friend Michelle and I walked in, we noticed that we had to pay a cover of $3. For what reason? I don't know. But OK, FINE, we'll deal. We grabbed a booth and waited a few minutes for our waitress. Since Michelle didn't want beer, I decided to get a few quarter beers. We then put in an order for a pepperoni pizza. Our waitress made herself fairly scarce most of the time, which was weird (or not??) cause the place wasn't super crowded like we had expected. I sat thirsty a few times, but she would catch me just before my breaking point. 45 minutes after we ordered everything, our food came. There may have been 5 pepperonis on the entire pizza, and the sauce was only around the edges. I guess the cooks must have magically known that we didn't really like too much sauce on our pizza, but it may as well have been cheesy bread. At the risk of waiting another 45 minutes for pizza, we decided not to complain when the waitress came by to ask how everything was. She probably should have known it was crappy as she was taking it out too us. After we ate, I asked for my check. I saw the bill was about $11, and since she had already taken my credit card and ID when we first sat down and ordered, I just told her to run my card. She walked off for a few, then came back to tell me she couldn't run my card because there was a $20 minimum, and there had to be at least $15 on the card (wtf???). I told her she could just run the card for $15 because I had no cash. NOPE. The manager said that was NOT an option. ARGH. I ran in the back to go to the ATM (which of course charged ME) to grab her a $20. She brought back my change, apologized for the inconvenience, and took off. I got up and realized she forgot to give me my ID and credit card. So began the 3 minute chase of finding her to get it back. All in all, what a disappointment. Not 100% her fault at all, but I've never heard of minimums when food was also ordered. Maybe they could have added in our cover charges to bring my CC bill up to $17 and some change. Maybe THAT could have been OK'ed for scanning by the manager.
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Gary E.
Giant sports bars filled with tourists and drunken college kids is definitely not my scene - however, after 8 years in Chicago I wound up here this past weekend. A friend of ours had a 30-person table reserved for the Kentucky Derby so we knew that regardless of what the rest of the crowd was like, we'd have a good crew with us. The place was JAMMED but our server (wish I remembered her name to give her props) was really awesome and handled the crowd perfectly. Things I remember: 1) Didn't win my Derby bets. 2) Didn't leave until after the Mayweather-Mosley fight 9 hours later. 3) The crowd wasn't nearly as crappy as I expected it to be. I would return for another "big event" but definitely not somewhere I would go otherwise.
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Shonnie M.
We've been here 2 times now. I'm originally from Texas and I had NO idea how many country music fans were in the Chicago area! LOVE it! The place is horribly crowded especially when a good group is playing, but a blast none the less! I can't comment on the food but the beer is cold :)
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Joshua H.
I wouldn't give this bar high marks really, but if you go for the right reasons, you'll probably be happy. It has a very young college aged/acting crowd. Not a bad thing just a fact. The beer specials are very cheap ($4 pitcher of coors light on Saturdays or something like that). They do tend to run out of the Saturday beer special. If you like country music they get some well known names in there. I've gone for day drinking to watch football games and such and it was a good spot to do so. Again if you want to drink cheaply this is a good bet. The staff was friendly enough.
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Rebecca C.
If you're a fan of cheap beer, dancing and partying antics that are reminiscent of a college party, and multiple flat screen TV's showcasing your favorite sports teams then this THE place for you. Tuesday nights are best at this place. Get their early (BEFORE 9:30!) to avoid the line that tends to wrap around the block and to score some decent street parking. Also, be prepared to get beer spilled on you at one point or another during the night! Not the fanciest of places or parties, but I think that's part of Joe's charm. Also, the front door people are DICKS! Guys, make sure you are wearing no baggy clothes and no t-shirts. They tend to nit pick any little thing, and even gave my girlfriend a hard time about her ID the other night because her hairstyle was different at the time she took her ID picture. They made her sign her signature and asked her what her zodiac sign was. STUPID!
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K B.
This bar has a serious identity crisis! Sports bar? Club complete with bathroom attendants? Band venue? It has all three elements but they all contradict each other to make an overall awkward atmosphere- complete with overpriced awful pizza and frat boy haven. Good drink specials warrant the 2 star rating. I work for a bar and must say this didn't live up to the industry hype. With some minor improvements they could be a hot spot on any night- but considering what I experienced tonight, I won't be back.
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Diane H.
Although a sports bar, I have only been to Joe's on Friday or Saturday nights for concerts. I just moved to Chicago this winter, but I have already discovered this is a great concert venue as I prefer small venues to big stadium concerts and you can't beat the price of $10-25 on average. Depending on the headliner, the place can be packed, but even crowded you can get close and still see the performers on the stage. I also LOVE that they frequently book country acts to play. Having spent a year I the south, I miss going to bars every weekend to see up and coming country acts before they hit it big and you can't see them without shelling out at least $50 for bad seat. Joe's is the best place I found in Chicago for intimate country concerts. Joe's layout is also great for concerts. There is a big room when you first walk in, then there is the concert room in the back, and a patio outside. This helps it from getting too crowded and if you do become overwhelmed by the people there are other rooms you can go to get a break and refresh your drink.
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Gerald P.
You can hear the "let's get wasted" chants from a mile away. I almost expected the completion of a beer bong to be part of the cost of entry. It's impossible to tell from the facade but this place is pretty huge. I was here for a flip cup tourney most recently, held in the back room where they normally hold concerts. It's a pretty sweet set up. I forgot about Joe's 'sports bar' designation until the hockey game started BLASTING over the loud speakers. Boo for that - a reasonable volume of 73 - 111 decibels would have sufficed. They were cool enough to pump some music during commercials for those much needed dance breaks. By the end of the tourney the floor was completely covered in beer, rhythm was no longer a requirement for dancing and 90% of the crowd was stumbling around with their own personal pitchers of beer. This was at 6pm. I'll give a two thumbs up to the staff here. I'm sure the event I attended was only a small taste of the drunken buffoonery they deal with on a regular basis but they kept smiles on their faces through it all. There's valet parking, a few other bars in the other to check out if you get bored and a nifty patio for the smokers. It's not somewhere I would frequent as I'm not a big sports fan, but I'd definitely recommend as a place to take your friends when they visit from out of town. Well done, Joe's.
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Evan B.
Good to watch sports! That is it. Food is subpar, Bloody Marys are good, service is ok.
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Ben K.
Joe's on Weed has two main strengths: it's a great place to watch multiple sporting events at once, and it has extremely cheap pitchers of Coors Light. This place is at its best for NFL Sundays. In the front room, you have control of at least one TV set at your table, with highlighted games on the big screens. In the back room, most every seat can see almost every game going on at once. I come here as many Sundays as I can during NFL season just for that overwhelming sensation of seeing every player on every fantasy team I own on screen all at once. Watch out in the front room during Steelers games though; the marching band can get a bit intense for those unprepared. As for the Coors light... well let's just say I'm not usually ready for Coors light at 12pm on Sunday even if it's only $6 for a pitcher. So I usually end up drinking about $15 worth of diet coke (no free refills). Finally, the food is pretty decent. Highlights are the appetizers (toasted ravioli and mac&cheese bites in particular) and the pizza. The one problem with the apps is that they bring them out in a basket that looks like it is just astonishingly loaded full of delicious toasted ravioli or whatever you ordered. Unfortunately you take a couple bites and discover that it's actually a basket with toasted rav on top, loaded up underneath with a mound of extremely generic crinkly fries. But hey, fried food and cheap beer is what you're looking for. You came for the sports right?
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Santiago A.
Hmm. I've only ever gone to meet up with friends, and I probably won't go back unless meeting friends again. It's ok, but man... it's like being transported back in time. It's definitely like having a college bar flash from the past. This kind of bar was fun while I was in school. Sometimes, it didn't matter or no one noticed how unappealing the surroundings were because we were all busy getting ripped enough to make a few mistakes. You know the ones, like ouch, ouch you're on my hair. You know the rest... don't act like you don't. Anywho, that was then and this is now. It's a large space that is sometimes almost empty and sometimes completely packed. I guess the day of the week and/or local events determine what kind of atmosphere it will be. I would say if you're going to hit it hard with several friends, then sure, knock yourself out. Usually those kind of nights are succesful wherever they take place. If it's just you and a couple buddies or friends from out of town... then you're probably better off picking somewhere else.
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kim l.
Free Popcorn. Steelers Games. Big Screen TVs. Loaded Fries. Need I say more. This place is amazing!!
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Veronica M.
AWESOME Country Bar - great live music - love the staff - hate that my feet stick to the floor and no toliet paper in the womens bathrooms.........
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Jesse A.
I suspect Joe's is the sort of bar that unwittingly produces Yelp reviews that tell you more about the reviewer than about the place. So ... leaving aside the little issue that *sports bars a really really not my thing* - I can tell you a few things I learned about Joe's on Weed last weekend. We went there for the 80s cover band night (with Sixteen Candles). We thought it was going to be bizarre, crowded, pushy, and disgusting. It was all of those things, but it was also really fun. The place was jam packed with a crowd that seemed like ex-frat boys, but maybe that's a bit simplistic. What would I know? I haven't actually met any frat boys. Anyway, there were plenty of douchebags doing and saying offensive things, and plenty of people who had no idea how to respond to the fact that one of my friends is in a wheelchair, and we were in a crowd. While some people were really helpful and made room for us, and other people thought it was a better idea to stroke my friends hair patronisingly. Go team! I love America. In any case, we eked a little space in the crowd and danced and danced ... until barreling through the crowd came four security guards and a giant beer trolley. Much pushing, shoving, and discussion ensued, none of which I could hear over "This Tainted Love" - but as a result, we found ourselves right next to the beer cart (which turned out to be rather handy in this crowd... even though $4 for Coors Light was depressing). But it gets sillier: As a special favor, the security guards entrusted us with their special laser pointer. If the crowds were making it too hard for my friend to maneuver, we were instructed to shine this laser IN THE EYE of a certain security guard, and - should he somehow not be blinded by the experience - he was all set to come and part the crowd so my friend could get through. And you know what? It worked! I swear I'm not making this up. The only thing that beats men with gadgets, is men giving women gadgets to spur the men into exaggerated chivalrous action. PS - Good place to watch boxing. I mean on TV. It is probably unnecessary for me to mention that this place still operates on a 3:1 ratio of TVs to people, even on weekends.
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Ashley S.
Reminds me of the bars in Iowa City.. you can get plastered with attractive people but its not too nice where you feel like an ass if wasted. I have gone a lot and had a great time. Great concert venue if it isn't too crowded for Country music and cover bands. $1 beers....yes please! They didn't play the Hawks commentary during the game even though they are listed as an official hawks bar. Instead they played a UFC fight. wtf?
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Melissa P.
We went there when the Bulls and Hawks were playing to advance in the playoffs. We knew it would be busy (we all work in the industry) so we made a reservation. Advertised on their website and through out their building were $2 pitchers, 0.25 drafts beers and half off pizzas. We gave our server $20 in the very beginning, she was really nice and we just wanted her to realize that we'd be worth her time. Again, we weren't expecting her there every 5 minutes, it was busy, we know this. Initially she was very attentive, we ordered many pitchers of beer and finally decided on a bbq chicken pizza. The whole 2nd and most of the 3rd period of the hockey game she was MIA. We had to go up to the bar multiple times to get drinks because she wasn't around and even had to ask other staff members for things. Speaking of the bar, there were only 2 bartenders behind each bar with a full house because of the games. Talk about understaffed. My roommate and I wanted to order burgers and had to wait until about 5 minutes left in the game to order because she was no where to be found and when we asked to order she was exasperated about the whole situation. We get the bill along with our burgers...looking at the bill our pizza wasn't half off. When we asked her about the pizza she said that it was only for cheese, sausage and pepperoni pizzas. I was a little put off that she wouldn't have mentioned that in the beginning when we were initially ordering the pizza. The venue is nice, don't get me wrong. I just think they were way understaffed for the event.
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Lucia Z.
My review for Joe's depends on what I'm there for, so let me review it separately: As a sports-viewing bar, Joe's is great. I give it four stars, five in the months between May and October when the outdoor patio is open. There are plenty of flat screens and a few big projectors, allowing for great viewing of games. The setup is very warehouse-like, so there is a lot of room for big parties. As one of a handful of Illini bars in the city, Joe's is a great place for Illini games. The drinks aren't too expensive and I have never had any complaints in regards to the service. As a going out bar, Joe's sucks. I give it two stars or less. The size and shape make it kind of awkward for anything but game-watching, and the fact that it's such a crappy place but still charges cover on many weekends (one of the few bars in Chicago that does) is absurd. I'm not a huge fan of live music unless it's really good, and Joe's always seems to have random live bands performing, so that could be part of the reason I don't really like it.
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Craig M.
Yeah, this place has tons of screens for viewing all your favorite sports. It had the Illinois bball game and the Bulls game on at once, and since I'm living in Texas now, I was in heaven watching them both at once. They had great beer, although I just drank Shiner (great) and Coors Light (not great). They also had some extremely good chicken wings and some brisket tacos! HMFS!! Wish I was in Chicago now, this bar is dope.
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Mindy B.
I wasn't thrilled... but it was probably the fact that I went with a large group and this place isn't really conducive to that. I can't speak for seeing a show here. I could see going with a small group to watch a game if I'm in the area, but I wouldn't travel to do so. Some strange cowboy dude was trying to get my girlfriends and I to come dance on the stage all night... ewws.
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Kristine L.
This bar seemed to think it was a downtown bar (bouncers that took their job WAY too seriously, and $8 cover on a TUESDAY?) Granted, once inside it was $2 pitchers or something so I guess that was supposed to make up for the cover charge, but seriously it's freakin Tuesday night, the games were all done, the beer was still green from St Patty's day. Also, if you're going to have a cover charge, get a better DJ. I think the guy in the back room had his I Tunes up and was scratching intermittently to prove he was a real DJ. He was also excellent at killing the vibe on the dance floor with his musical mood swings. Other note on the music, when I walked in I was completely confused by the sports bar look, but "As Long As You Love Me" by the backstreet boys was blaring over all of this. I will give them points for being big because even though it was crowded I didn't get smashed around like at a lot of other bars. Also, I know it's also a good live music venue, and I've actually wanted to come before to see Miranda Lambert and some other country shows. The space in back seems like it would be really cool for a show, but other than to maybe come for a concert, I'd never go back again.
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Becky B.
The first I was here a couple months ago for an iu game we had horrible service and I was hoping it was an isolated incident... Not so much. I Was back last night with friends who were already there. I was at the table for 15 minutes before the server came by. They no longer had the seasonal beer I wanted so I asked for a list ...3 times , and still didnt get one. After 35 minutes I finally got a beer. It wasn't packed and the server was very rude. I served for 4 years so I have some patience for things taking time etc., but I have no patience for someone who is flat out rude to customers for no reason. I hope I never find myself at joes again.
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Thad K.
Went to Joe's on a Tuesday night, because I heard they were having $2 pitchers. Didn't really know about Joe's infamous Tuesday nights, but it was definitely a adventure. Trying to park around there is rough, Joe's was charging $12 to park in their parking lot, but I found a FREE spot around the corner. They were also charging a $10 cover which I expected.. Inside was really crowded, and that led to about 3 fights. They played way too much Country music for my taste, but for the most part it was Top 40. Get your taste buds ready for Coors Light!
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Natalie B.
Food is pretty blegh. Hardly any drink specials going on either. But it's a Florida Gator bar, so I have give at least 3 stars for that. It is fun to watch a big sporting event here, like last years' World Series! For NFL, this is a HUGE Steelers bar. The fans usually hang in the front so head towards the backroom to catch the rest of your games!
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Melissa K.
Joe's is either hit or miss. I've normally had a great time there. Granted the majority of the time I'm there for a concert. They have some of the best country acts around. The best part is it's super cheap to see these great artists. When I'm in the back room, even when it's crowded, I don't have a problem getting a drink or getting into the restroom. However, we went the other night. My boyfriend and I were going to watch a UFC fight. We got there around 7:30 and got a table right away. That's a great thing right? Well no, our waitress didn't come over to us for 20 minutes and she only came after we got someone at the front door to help us get her. We were there three hours and we saw our waitress 4 times. I only saw her three times, but my boyfriend said she stopped by while I was in the restroom. The front room wasn't busy enough to be that ignored. We ordered an appetizer, I had wanted a main course but quickly learned that wasn't going to be an option. That being said, the spinach artichoke dip, was AMAZING. Probably one of the best I've had in the city. What sucks is I didn't get a napkin. How are you supposed to eat without a napkin? So as I said, it's hit or miss. I love going to concerts there, not quite sure I'll go again to be in the front room. Oh well, you live and learn.
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Niki C.
Graciously hosted my 30th birthday party (aka Nikipalooza). I got the front room, a killer drink special (top shelf plus food for only a dollar for every year i was alive), plus I booked three of my friends' bands as entertainment. All were invited - not just my friends - so it was great exposure for the bands as well, not to mention a kickass time. To be fair, I've also sang here on a few occasions, so I know management/owners. But I've also been a patron & concert-goer ... seen Blues Traveler (too bad about that power problem) & Mini-Kiss (hil-ar-i-ous), amongst others. & who can beat their Wednesday night drink special?
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Luciana B.
This place is a mix. And I suppose it depends on who you are. I am not too excited about the whole Weed Street area in general. When my friend told me we were meeting people at Crobar I shuddered a bit inside, but we ended up here waiting for our friend (and, thank god, never made it to Crobar). I enjoyed the $3 Coors Light, but would have enjoyed them more if I could have gotten them a bit more quickly. There was one (yes, ONE) bartender for the whole front of the bar and everyone there was complaining about the wait. And she didn't seem to mind. And I tipped her almost nothing. The Dave Matthews-y cover band was decent, though that's not exactly my scene... My friend and I then decided to venture on over to the other side of the bar which we had no idea was there. It was HUGE. And there was a great 80's cover band doing a medley of all the songs we love. So that was fun. I don't know how pricey the drinks were (aside from the regularly priced Coors and shots) so I can't comment on that - though I imagine they were rather expensive. The few I had bought for me tasted of a lot of cranberry, and not much vodka. So if I had a complaint against this bar I would say the bartending in general - long wait for nothing much in particular.
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Katie G.
I've been here a handful of times and I really like it. They play a lot of Texas Country Artists, like Roger Creager, Randy Rogers, Reckless Kelly, Stoney LaRue, Pat Green, etc. Drinks are OK prices.... not dirt cheap, but not make you spit out your ice expensive, either.
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Annie O.
It's weird... i used to go here when i was underage all the time and i loved it. now that i'm 21 it just seems weird. so many (CLEARLY) under agers, people acting really immature and like drunk idiots. not a fan....although i used to be. if you're a depaul student under 21 i would definitely go here. otherwise, take advantage of all the other bars the city has to offer. I'm a huge country fan though so i will be attending concerts here in the future. VERY rude bathroom attendants.
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Kim C.
$5 cover with student ID and ridiculously cheap beer on Tuesdays ($0.25 cups, $2 pitchers) but don't expect it to taste much better than piss. Spacious dance floor with decent music, and a cool patio area. Not sure I'd go back though..
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Alex R.
Having been here on several different occasions, usually to watch football, I never really liked it that much. However, they were *INCREDIBLY* accommodating the last time I went to see an Oklahoma State game. They let us have the back party room, and turned the game (with sound) on on the main TV (even though it wasn't on the schedule). It was awesome, and I really appreciated it. I'll definitely be coming back.
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Happiness L.
Awesome...come here for games...great crowd and great set up. People are friendly. Also...awesome place for Steelers fans as this the official spot in Chicago for Steelers games. Most delicious Bloody Mary I have ever had. Lots of screens for watching the games.
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Cliff W.
Went there for doggy happy hour on wednesdays, it was a good time and they have a raffle for a lot of prizes. It seemed as though every table that had people at least had 1 winner, though that would change if a lot of people started showing up!
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Christian C.
The only thing stopping me from giving this place 5 stars is the fact I was only there once. Oh yeah, I was drunk most of the time too. This is first and foremost a sports bar and they have TV's everywhere to prove it so catching whatever game you are interested in is probably not a problem. I went there with co-workers for a little "unwinding" during a weeknight and unwind we did with the $2 pitchers of domestic beer. Um...wow, best beer deal I've come across in a long time. Combined with the toasted ravioli and let the good times roll. We found out the back opened up into a club which is not really my scene but I still had a great time. If you are just visiting Chicago and want to check this place out, just tell the cabbie you want to go to Joe's on Weed. That's what we did :)
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Joe M.
We love playing here. The management and staff treats us great. The food is solid and on the right nights you can get drinks for good prices. Always good music, good sports on the gazillion tv's, and other cool stuff going on.
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Laura B.
Huge bar, Huge Space. When I think of Joe's the first thing that comes to mind is "meh" I used to hit up trivia on Wednesdays, that was fun but I've been to better. And the shots they give you for winning a round aren't really very potent. I actually don't really know anyone who goes here on a regular basis, but thats just my immediate social circle. I have met a few people (all of whom are from the suburbs) who love this place, and can't get enough of it. So maybe its a suburban magnet bar? One thing I do like about Joe's is that if there is a big sporting event going on its a really fun place to be. I went here for March Madness and the crowd was really fun. I also went here in 2007 when the bears won the NFC championship - I had just moved here and was living in the burbs at the time (funny right?) and scooped into the city for the game. I almost died that day, and grown men cried tears of joy. So back to how I started this post - Joe's is "meh"
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Lisa K.
Fav bar in Chicago, hands down. If you love sports and country music, look no further than Joe's. Great bar fare and cheap drink deals (for Chicago). They bring in great live acts and the servers are super friendly.
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Robyn S.
Joe's gets 4 stars for what it is ... a great place to get your fill of Sunday football and pub grub. Deep fried mac and cheese bites - are there 6 more beautiful words in the English language? Their hot wings were medium+, not tear-jerking hot, and so very share-able with the group. The dozens of oversized screens made every seat a great one. Service can be slow at times, when the whole crowd puts in orders at the end of a big game. They do almost launch a mini-dance club with the background music at every commercial break, thumping bass and all, but it goes quiet when the game starts up again. I cannot vouch for the crowd on weeknights, but as an meet-up spot for Big Ten alums, it was great.
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Zack R.
Oh Joe's. Arguably the most polarizing bar in the area. You either love it or hate it. This bar gets 4 stars for the quarter beer night on Tuesday. I sat up at the bar and the bartender was awesome. She literally had a new beer for me everytime mine got close to being finished. The only knock is the d-bag crowd this place attracts, the country music atmosphere, and the guy in the bathroom who apparently argued with a guy who dropped a ten dollar bill and fished out a five for change because he wanted to tip him but didnt have a small enough denomination of bills. You hand out paper towels and offer a squirt of cologne and this guy wants to give you five bucks for a sheet of bounty. Not holding it against the bar but Im not a fan of places that have guys in the bathroom watching. Just creepy and unnecessary.
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David K.
Boooooo. I didn't go to Joe's to watch football, I went to Joe's to see that 80's cover band on a weekend night. The band was good, but the bar itself was lame. I was warned by a few friends. Just be aware that you will be paying a cover, drinks are expensive (and watered down) and the crowd is similar to what you will find at a high school kegger.
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Luan N.
Just went in to kill some time and grab a few beers after the Vanilla Ice concert at the Cans Festival. North Beach was closed so me and Amish S randomly picked Joe's. Actually this new bar across the street, that I think replaced Tokyo 21 was trying to herd us in. He was trying to entice us w/ free cover and a mechanical bull ride. We instantly acknowledged that the place must have been dead for the door men to be desperately trying to draw in 2 dudes into a bar. So Joe's was not as random of a choice. It was close to 10pm on Fri and Joe's was dead. My friend Amish S and I decided to grab a fat tire on the very quiet patio. Our server asked us if the fight was over? We both looked at each other and said, "Sorry, I don't know" thinking that was out of the blue. I was feeling a bit less manly now because I guess I was supposed to know there was a big boxing match on ESPN. I excuse myself to find the bathroom, and I walked into a huge, rowdy, packed room with a cage fight event promoted by FCE. I quickly walked back to get my buddy and we got to watch the last fight of the night. I always wanted to see a UFC type cage fight, so I thought this was awesome!
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Renato P.
It's a bar , with a dining area , and a nice sized back room band area. I am not a fan of the type of clientele it attracts most nights , yuppie douchbags (what is the new millennium name for yuppies?) . The 20 something ex-frat guys , that storm past you with little regard , spilling your beer, they let loose an "easy chief" as they head to their Wicker Park apartment to get ready for the big Dave Matthews concert ... DIE! I give this place 4 stars because of the eclectic music acts they get. First off they hired a couple of my buddies bands , they hosted Loudness (Japanese hair metal ... seriously.) and Mini Kiss , a Kiss cover band consisting of midgets and dwarfs in full Kiss regalia (the little suckers were feigning playing their instruments though, which pissed me off.). Crowds be damned , I definitely definitely give the booker for this place credit , and 4 stars because of him.
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rebecca s.
i stopped here on a drunken bike bar crawl with my friends. its gross. it was empty and way overpriced. we also got yelled at by the valet because they didnt want us to lock up our bikes by them. crappy place. dont go.
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Blair B.
Went there for trivia last night and had a lot of fun. They have tons of TVs, and drinks are CHEAP. Their specials are incredible. 25 cent beers? So awesome. Hot fresh popcorn was brought to me as I sat down., yay. I wouldnt come here on a Friday, but to go catch a game, I would definitely put this place on my list. It's a sports bar with cheap drinks, nothing more.
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Lauren D.
Joe's has some great concerts. I saw Pat Green here and was literally standing right in front of him. THEN I met him. He also toasted us and sang "Ring of Fire" for my friend's birthday (she was wearing a Johnny Cash t-shirt). Best night of my life. (Okay, relatively speaking.) Also saw Little Big Town. Good place to watch football games in the fall, but watch out for those Oklahoma fans - they're kind of annoying. This is a really casual place. Not a Friday night, trend-setting place. I'd just go here for a beer, some pizza, and some football.
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Phil S.
I really don't understand everyone else's reviews on here. It is too big to be fun? I guess if your into super crowded bars that you can barely move around in then yeah, joes is probably not your place. I mean seriously, this place is HUGE, has a ton of TV's, the wait staff is friendly, and the food and drinks are comparable to any other sports bar in chicago. Best part is that parking is easy if you know where to look. I have been coming here for 5 years and have yet had to pay for parking once, and never had to walk more then a couple blocks.
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Jody C.
I love Joes for its variety and huge space. Saw Big and Rich here, and it was so great! They bought everyone in the bar a beer. I've also been here for non-concert nights and its pretty fun. You can sit in front at the tables or in back where its a little louder and you can dance. Every day is a different special so check their website.
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GossipGirl l.
i've only been here 2x's and didnt care at all for it. i know its not a bad bar, its kewl. but i just dont like it. its like a bunch of drunk 25/27 years olds in their own group...not too many people talk to anyone else besides the people they walked in with. this place just doesnt work for me....and i cant even put my finger on it....the bathrooms were GROSS GROSS GROSS, the staff was nice, the guys were a little to touchy feely.....ive never been there when a band was playing but when i have gone in that room, NOO one is ever dancing...its just sooo meh! i will be back ta give it another try but i really dont like this place! i guess ill have ta check it out on tuesdays lol
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Natalie L.
Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually admitting I've been here. Don't ask.
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Brenna M.
Tuesday nights: half priced pizza's and quarter beers = perfect post-beach-volleyball hang. Their patio was really quiet and chill (space heaters and all), and they had about a dozen flat screens playing all the MLB games. For my yanks I would pretty much eat anywhere, but the pizzas were actually really good! And I am hugely anti-cover charge, but I'll cough up the $3 for this place.
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T K.
I've only been to Joe's for the bands. Although we had a great time I do have to mention that this bar is LOUD. Definitely not the place to try to hold a conversation or learn the intimate details about a persons life in. Drinks are easy to get and there is plenty of room for dancing.
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Alex F.
For a bar that by all indications SHOULD rub me the wrong way (Purdue grad at an IU bar, city boy in a country bar), I have a good time at Joe's. The cover to get in the back seems like too much to me, but then again I don't know any of the country bands who play back there so I'll let it slide. Plus, the back is always a well-done party. Joe's is full of good looking people, so when I don't dig the music I just view the women.
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Amanda T.
Interesting mix of people, including a bunch of guys that are just looking for some booty. But it's okay, good times good crowd (for the most part). And $2 pitchers on Tuesdays...can't beat that.
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Audra S.
At first glance, you might think this is just a giant, oversized sports bar with a capacity that cannot be touched. Think again. I've seen this place packed to the gills with people lined up outside waiting to get in. And for what? Other than the occasional good band (Too White Crew or Bret Michaels from Poison, for instance), this place is best known for cramming people in the doors to a point where it's uncomfortable to move. You will sweat, you will ram into strangers, and you will be lucky to get a drink.
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Theresa C.
Joe's on Weed is a really interesting place, mostly because it's huge and there are completely different atmosphere's in the different areas of the bar. For the most part I only go on Tuesday over the summer, Tuesday's is $2 coors light short pitchers. It's good for playing long line flippy cup or just getting way more drunk than anyone actually needs to on a Tuesday. I'm a fan because I like going to a bar and only spending $6, well there's a cover--$8 ($5 for students)--so spending $14. It's still really awesome. There are five separate areas in Joe's, before I get into the individual vibe of each, let me be clear, the entire place is full of drunken college kids, and college graduates who haven't outgrown binge-drinking (but who doesn't like that). The front room is like a sports bar, lots of tvs and table, this is where people usually eat (Joe's has really good drunk pizza); the patio is only open until one, only during the summer, its super chill with it's own bar, big round tables and mood lighting. It's really nice, but at one they usher everyone into the building, usually into the back room, which has three bars in it and is just a big open floor for dancing. The music is like what you hear in any other dance bar (not club/house stuff but crappy none-the-less). The floor gets really crowded and crazy, it's totally awesome after your third pitcher. There are two smaller, more exclusive ares of the bar, I think they made the upstairs completely VIP, but seriously, if you're actually very important, you're not at Joe's so who even cares what goes on up there. The far back corner is the red room, which has low couches and two bars, is for people who wish they had gone to a bar that wasn't full of young drunkards and poor, overtly sexual dancing. Joe's is a really great place for someone looking to have a ridiculous time, you can't take this place seriously, but it's fun as hell.
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Emma M.
This is a great place to watch your favorite college football team with the hundreds of TVs, order pizza (reasonably priced and pretty delicious), see a country music show usually put on by 99.5- I've seen some great bands there including Little Big Town and Pat Green. Plus they have just made the back room into a lounge which works if you are not eating or watching football. I know they reserve areas for the alumni club of Florida, Oklahoma, and maybe Auburn or Illinois? It's nice that they provide decorations and signs for the alumni. So if you're into sports or country this place is for you!
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Hannah D.
We went here thinking it was an Illini bar, but were disappointed in that expectation. The audio for the game was only in the front room, which is smaller and has way fewer TVs, and the game was shown only on a couple TVs and not the best ones. Anyway, we lucked out and got a booth with little TVs and were able to pick the channel. The drink special was great ($4 domestic pitchers), but the pizza -- meh, not that great. The service was pretty good, especially since it was a Saturday. It definitely seemed like a college bar, and very loud. I doubt I'll be back -- it's a sports bar, not an "Illini bar" and not worth the trip. The best part of the night was going to the OTB place across the street after the game.
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Mo L.
I was amazed at how big this place was. There were two 80s cover bands the night that we were there for my birthday. The room with the small stage was like a blast from the past; I felt like I was walking around in a Cyndi Lauper video. The main warehouse-like area has two levels with bars; the main stage is on the bottom floor and there are TVs on the upper level. We found a little corner area upstairs by the bar, ordered some Grey Goose, cranberry juice, and tonic, and that's about all I remember.
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Digital M.
Big change since the last time I was there. Nice new booths and high tables. Much more classy than the old Joe's. My new spot for games.
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Sara M.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's. What to say? Quarter beer night/$2 pitchers on Tuesdays is the only time I ever come, and I usually end up in the bag and half dead the next day because of it. Very cool sports bar though, love that the front and back rooms are totally different and two completely different atmospheres. Great live acoustic music in the front room sometimes, and for how packed it gets, the wait staff is pretty on top of their game.
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elizabeth n.
I have mixed feelings about Joe's. First they have good bands. I really enjoy seeing Mike and Joe belt out some of my favorite covers and they always have Hairbangers Ball there which is a fun time too. However, I cannot stand the crowds. The people who flock there are a bit on the younger side and it's sweaty, hot and overcrowded in there. I used to be able to tolerate that much more but lately I can't do it. So it'll take a lot of convincing for me to go to Joe's!
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Shannon S.
We went here last night for one of my friends birthdays. It was nice because we didn't have to wait in line and they had reserved some tables for us. Our service wasn't the best but it was pretty crowded. They had a pretty good band playing. This isn't they type of bar I usually enjoy going to but it was better than I thought it would be.
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Jason F.
Where to begin... the top shelf liquor bottles are filled with cheap knockoffs (let's just say an incredibly reliable source), staff are all narcissistic divas, and the bands such as Haribangers are sub-par at best, and draw a crowd of "I LOVE 80's ROCK" Miller Lite drinking, popped collar frat boys. If you enjoy weak drinks, getting blatantly run into and vomited on, and middle aged people with wigs and tight pants on stage who learned a few 80's songs and play them over and over again, then this may be the place for you.
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Michael B.
This is totally a sports bar. And a good one. Lots of TVs, showing many different games. The service was good and the drink specials were awesome. I can't say I recall any of them, but I know they must have been good given how many I ordered. Right?
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steve c.
I hate joes. Quarter beers is perfect for any beer games. Pretty much only reason to come here. Why can't they serve good beer in the first room? Why don't the tv's work? Why is there such bad service? Why do I always go back?
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Patrick B.
I absolutely LOVE this place for NFL Sundays. I'm from the New Orleans area, so when I'm in Chicago, it's very difficult to find a place to catch my Saints. Joe's is where it's at. They have EVERY NFL game playing on at least 5 screens each! The front part is usually reserved for Steelers fans (ugh!), but the back area is very big and adequate, so you should have no problem getting even a decent seat to watch your team play. (If you can, go here on a Sunday when the Steelers aren't playing and you can land a spot in the front area). The drink pricing is average I'd say (I think a Corona is $4). The food is above average (compared to other "bar food"). The waitresses can get quite busy, so there may be a lull in your service, but all of the ones that have waited on me in the past have been angels. And yes, in case you're wondering or have heard, there are attendants in both the men's & women's bathrooms (in the back, large area)...personally, I like that! There's parking on the street, or it's about 3-4 blocks from the nearest train stop.
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Peter H.
Joe's is HUUUUUUGGGGGE. It's got nice location, sometimes if it's too crowded it can be tough to get a drink. I watched the white sox win the championship there (sadly the Cubs were not in that game) and we had a blast...the waitresses were friendly and took care of us decently. Food was average, they always seem to have some sort of cheap drink deal to cater to the younger crowd this place attracts...heck they host some interesting parties and concerts and stuff too, though I have not been there for that. But all in all the place is huge and is reasonably priced. If you are young and want to hang out with lotsa people and have the chance to meet some other young college'ish people, give it a look.
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Jessica M.
Huge bar full of choads where I once had the misfortune of seeing a really horrible band.
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Rachelle T.
Go to Joe's on a Tuesday night with a group of friends and you'll have a great time! $2 Coors Light pitchers and half price pizza - how can you go wrong?? It's a great place to watch sports and the live bands they have playing several nights a week are always a fun option. Their menu is pretty small so if you like thin crust go for the pizza. If you're looking for a big, open sports bar then Joe's is the place to be!
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Frank S.
Been to this bar primarily on Friday and Saturday nights, with the live Country and Rock music. Tickets were very reasonably priced, and the alcohol was also. Nice to have and inexpensive night out, with well known acts, in a cozy setting. Being a few minutes off the highway, it was also easy to get to. Done with the big venues for live music, this was a great change. Food was alright also. For the most part the crowds are there to just have fun. Have yet to see any fools acting up. Plenty of security around if this was to happen. A very fan friendly venue, for the over 21 crowd.
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Kasia R.
I went to Joe's about 3 years ago for a concert, can't even remember the bands name now. It was okay, it wasn't as crowded that night as other people reviewed. ONce the concert was over , we moved to front part of the bar, had a couple of beers, some appetizers, it was an okay time. Nothing exciting. The only reason I went was to see the band. Would I go here again? probably not. Can't say it was one of my favorites.
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Kari S.
I have been to Joe's several times. Its huge- and feels almost too huge. I went to a concert here, and for that it was great. Otherwise, its just too roomy for me (feels like a restaurant). I think there was music and tv noise, which gave me a little sensory overload. I would go back for a concert, but not for a night out.
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Kitty H.
I hate Joe's. We used to go to Joe's to watch the games, but their service was so bad that we stopped. They let way too many people in sometimes, and it gets kind of scary.
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Drucilla D.
Pretty gross. I had purchased tickets to see Tone Loc and I was STOKED about the show until I got to the venue. It was enormous but there were so many people smashed in, what was reminiscent of a huge barn with a little stage. The music was awesome but to try to find comfort, I found myself throwing back the cocktails resulting in an apparently VERY dramatic el ride home. I shouldn't blame the venue for my bad behavior, but I do :)
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Richard C.
This place is a little cheesy for my taste, but I've had some fun nights here in my younger days.They also have a pretty good party room if anyone is looking for a place to have a birthday party.
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Kristen F.
Joe's is good to watch sports and live music. They bring in some big name bands (Lt Dan Band, Bret Michael's, etc.). The back room is huge and will be set up with long tables for sports and then cleared for a concert. Plan to check out Hairbanger's Ball and Then Again for some great cover songs (both bands are regulars). They can hold 1500-2000 people and have been known to pack them all in so it can get crowded. Get there "early" for something to eat and you can usually avoid paying the cover for whatever concert is playing. Big Ten fans, it's an Illinois and Indiana bar first and also part Michigan (other non Big Ten colleges too) so if you are not an Illinois fan, stay away during basketball season, they get crazy.
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julie a.
tim mcgraw was at joe's last night. being huge tim mcgraw fans, we got there at 3 so we could be close to the front. when we checked in, our tickets didn't scan in right (turns out there was a problem scanning in all tickets that were bought at joe's vs. on ticketmaster, but being the first one to come in with those tickets, they hadn't discovered this yet). instead of assuming something was possibly wrong with the scanning process and we had actually bought our tickets (which of course, we had), the "bouncers" at joe's immediately started accusing us of having fake tickets. they were rude, arrogant and evasive when we tried to explain/ask questions. we had once bouncer say "we know these aren't real" while another continually kept barking "where did you get these?" finally another bouncer ordered us to get out of the way while people with "REAL" tickets came in. to make things worse, once they called ticketmaster to legitimize our tickets were real, they didn't apologize, nor did they let us return to the spot in line that we'd waited hours for. instead we were ushered to the back of the line. absolutely no reason we should have been treated like that... 1 star for the joe's bar staff.
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jay d.
this is the only sports bar in Chicago that i was not allowed to wear a baseball cap, i was walking in and the guy at the door said "you cant wear a basball cap!" in my head i thought "what kind of a sports bar would not let you wear a baseball cap", i thought this was wierd, but whatever its there bar, i dont think i want to go to a "sports bar" and NOT be able to wear my baseball cap, so for this i dont think i would ever go there again, and another thing, the place is so big it takes forever to get a beer, not worth it at all.
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gary g.
this place is bad. everything is sticky from the floor to the bar to bathrooms. there is always toliets overflowing and anybody that works there doesnt seem to care. a good bar special on tuesday but its packed by 7 and its just a bad crowd overall.
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woofgang q.
Haha, Joe's....haven't thought about you in years. I'll add you to my list of places that deserve to be razed and redeveloped as a condo development. Though in all fairness, I do have some fond memories at your place.
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daniel w.
I came here with my dad about a year ago when I was visiting Chicago. This is a great bar to watch sports at! There are TV's everywhere and they had every game on. Now that I'm living in Chicago I may be going back to watch a few games here!
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Matt N.
Chicago's Best Sports bar that also host bands such as the "hairbangers Ball" --a hair band that brings us back to the early 80's. A great spot for College football nuts
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Kelly S.
I have been to Joe's many times and thought I had an okay time. I get annoyed with there lack of food selection and their absolute refusal to substitute anything. Apparently I haven't left there sober before because after this last trip I was absolutely revolted by the place. It only gets two stars because it does a good job of showing sports games with the gazillion TV's. The reasons however that they only get two are two-fold. One after the end of the NCAA championship game they immediately brought the lights up to full bright and began kicking everyone out, very annoying since we had 10 people and drinks left. Secondly, when we got the bill at the end of the night I was dumbfounded, absolutely dumbfounded. I paid for Martini Park and got crap food, cheap beer and only adequate service. I asked for a veggie burger no bun or fries and was surprised that I actually got it, but on the bill it was $10.50 and I swear the menu said something like $6.50... On top of that we where charged $6 for Amstel Light, freaking Amstel Light I was dumbfounded and utterly annoyed. my friends cocktail was $12 and served in a plastic glass. I mean come on. I will be thinking long and hard about ever going back there only to be scuttled out after the game and get charged a ridiculous amount of money.
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Jenny I.
Ew, sports bar. Too packed full of dudes wearing Cool Water. I'd rather cry in my boyfriend's Mercury Tracer.
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Julia B.
I like this bar for three things: 1)awesome/huge beer garden 2) hairbangers 3)watching sports on the big screen tv's. This bar is huge! You can fit so many people in here. If there's a big game on -you'll love coming here to watch!
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Michelle W.
Aside from being crammed with people, this bar is pretty fun when you have some band like Hairbanger's Ball playing. It is all about having a cheesy good time when at Joe's. Average priced drinks, good fun and reasonable covers for bands as covers go. They get an extra star for having the full name "Joe's on Weed"...get's me every time.
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Liliana S.
I've been here a couple times for concerts and had a blast., Its huge and it is a decent place for sporting events..however, its not a place I would frequent that often.
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Scott C.
Good sports bar to watch a game at. Lots of TV's and they have good drink specials. Also they do tend to have great bands at times but the line snakes around the corner so it kind of discourages you from wanting to wait in it. At least I don't want to wait in it.
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Kelli M.
Good place to watch football during the season. During a regular weekend, I've always been there when bands are playing....most bands aren't too great (C&C Music Factory!) The crowd is really mixed as far as age - mostly early 20s but you'll see some older men as well.
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Robyn N.
This place is great for watching sports and catching live music with a group of friends. It is a huge bar with an outdoor beer garden, yet people still seem to pack the place. Check out their website to see what band's are playing: joesbar.com
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Kristin A.
This place is huge and has great music. It gets super crowded though, so make sure you go early if you want a table. Also, there is usually a cover to get in, so be prepared.
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Mary W.
OK bar! I could barely walk in this place though b/c there were tooooooo many people when I went! But the night I was there ( a Friday night) girls got in and drank for free! Always a plus
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Shannon W.
This is an excellent sports bar with so much space to fit everyone on game day. There are so many tvs in this place there is something for everyone to watch. The drinks are good and the spinach artichoke dip is even better although the chips are bland.
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Doug p.
decent sports bar not my favorit, they do have great drink specials though, tuesday night is 25 cent drafts, and two dollar pictures. they also have a lot of live music
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David H.
I believe the only time I really come here is when there's a corporate sponsored party. In this case, there was lots of great beer and liquor being served, many rooms and a roof deck---- and lots of people. Loud music. Joe's is a fun place to hang for music, drinks and de-stressing. The area has improved quite a bit, but definitely a good ride from downtown Chicago. At these parties, it's sometimes difficult to find taxi transportation due to the supply/demand issue when you have hundreds of heavy partiers leaving at the same time. I was not one of them having learned from past experience. Main takeaway--- have fun, chill out, and bring lots of money.
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Matt M.
If your ass and tits aren't pushed up or sagging out at this bar than don't walk in the door..... I mean lets be honest a waitress is a mix of a stripper and alcohol enforcer. The coronas here are flowing like the Niagara falls. Great spot, great vibe. This place is a 5 star and if you have seen my track record with women i am a creditable source straight from Wikipedia. O ya sorry i forgot to request some food... Ya don't come here if you want to eat Jared from subway. Take it easy y'all Kobe Bryant
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Jason H.
Ugh. Ordered food through GrubHub and it took almost two hours to arrive (15 minute drive at most, and 40+ minutes late according to the estimate). They had forgotten the pizza we ordered so they sent another driver with it, who thankfully arrived within five minutes of the first one. Naturally, all of the food was cold by this point. Gf's tacos were "ok" by her measure. We had a buffalo chicken dip that I could have made - no frills, no twist, just very plain. Having to microwave it may have taken away from the taste. Separate paragraph for the buffalo chicken pizza. Now, had I realized Joe's was a bar (listed as Joe's on Weed on GrubHub, didn't think anything of it) I would have picked something more akin to bar food. This thing was a disaster. Basically you had fried chicken (burnt to a crisp I might add), blue cheese, celery, and wing sauce all haphazardly thrown onto a burnt pizza dough. There were more bald spots than a winter lawn. And it really was just stuff tossed onto a dough and cooked - it wasn't cohesive, didn't feel like pizza at all. Just odd and disappointing. But you best believe I ate the hell out of it after the delay. Definitely will not order takeout from here again, and judging by some of the reviews it doesn't sound like too pleasant of a place in person either.
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Suzanne P.
Came here for a Steelers game...and although they lost (NOOOO), this bar is awesome. I like that there are a million tv screens to pick from. And Rolling Rock for $3???? Yes please. I ordered a Greek Salad (I know, I know, typical, a girl orders a salad as her bar food). But, it was delicious!!!! It was so fresh and had so many delicious components. I really appreciated that they didn't skimp on the artichokes, and it wasn't just iceberg lettuce either. I would order that salad again in a heartbeat. My friends got a Margarita Pizza and it was pretty fantastic. Service was kind of slow, but no big deal. I'll be back for sure!
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Aaron N.
This is a great freaking bar. As a sports bar, it's up there as one of the best in Chicago. If you're going to go, definitely go on Tuesdays, when there are $2 pitchers, quarter beers, and slamming music. Another great part about this bar are the concerts! I'm not even a country music fan, but the atmosphere and the up-close and personal feel you get with the artist, is unbelievable and can't be beaten. The service is awesome and its always a great time. Get there!
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Amy M.
If you are a country music fan, there is NO place like Joe's in Chicago. I went for the Dierks Bentley concert, and I never want to leave!!! There are three bars in the back, and I never had to wait to get drinks. The bartender remembered me every time. The bathroom is close, and there was never a line. The venue is small and intimate, and there is no bad spot to stand. So if you come here to see a show, consider yourself lucky. I have been there once before in college to watch a game and for the extremely cheap drink specials, and it has a pretty fun atmosphere. But I'd definitely say it's an unforgettable spot to see a concert.
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Jose B.
Good deals, pretty good food, had a blast, although the busy days arent always the same.... its weird... lol
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Jeff H.
This is THE spot to see terrible music. If you've been looking for a place that books crappy bands or you just loooove sing-along songs, then look no further. If it's one thing I hate it's cover bands. Hate...them. Hate paying a cover to see them even more. What a waste of musical ability. If you can play well enough to cover difficult songs written by amazing bands or even awful songs by awful bands, then for fuck's sake write some of your own songs. I realize that tearing up a version of Bad Medicine for some drunken Top 40 lovers is a safe way to pay the bills, but c'mon! And, when it's not a cover act, then it's most likely some horrible new pop-country act along the vein of Carrie Underware or Rascal Flats who think that just because they visited grandpa's farm for a week every summer as a kid or rode a horse once, makes them qualified to sing about swimmin' holes, corn fields, and rodeos. Whatev. It's huge, loud, and it has live music. If that's all you need for a good time then have at it. The only reason I gave it a generous two stars is because if you come early on a week night, it's not a bad place to get some cheap drinks. However I certainly wouldn't make a special trip just for that.
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Arlene C.
Good place for wings and beer. Great place to watch all SPORTS GAMES. NBA time.
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Nikki C.
domestic Beer - good Bar food - good beer garden which is dog friendly during the day - good Customers - mixed, but its a sports bar/ music venue so you get what is expected. Staff - like most people, some good, some suck, some just need the right "inspiration" ..this is chicago so TIP your bartenders and waitresses!!! ironically I used to DJ here for a little bit a few years back on wed. nites, though i was paid by a promoter,so I never actually worked for "joes", the back dj booth is small and for those above 5'8", expect to crouch as the vent goes above your head. The gear and sound kind of suck, but is expected in a huge warehouse without proper sonic treatment but no worse than most other venues where the 'DJ" experience is an afterthought and alcohol and cleavage can minimize the desire for sonic quality. leave your hangups at the door, expect the worse, get a little bit better, and be happy as cold domestic beer should help get you into a primal social mood.
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Alex C.
great place to see the fights, small cover charge and standard drink prices, but the food is terrible. Don't come there hungry they will fill you up with some processed cheap lard and goo
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Lindsey C.
I really like Joe's! Great sports bar. I also saw an outdoor concert on their patio which was pretty well done. They had $3.75 Coor light pitchers on a Sunday which was a great deal. LOTS of TVs showing every relevant game, plus 2 little TVs at our booth. The wings are RIDICULOUSLY good!!!! They make them on their smoker and the waitress advised us to order the sauce on the side - great recommendation!!! You can taste the delicious smokiness of the wings and then dip them in teriyaki, BBQ, etc.
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scott s.
Cheap Pizza Cheap Beer
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Ana B.
I have been to Joes 2 tuesdays so far... Cover price---10... i guess its ok? free would be BETTER! dude that checks ids take his sweet ass time to look at my face and my id...! music--- Spanish please?? All they play is the lates club music which i dont mind but dancing to some salsa or bachata would make it better! Drinks---.i always order a $4 cranberry vodka same as my girl...ive drank a total of 7 for both days ive been there and all We taste is Cranberry! i just think they put more cranberry juice so we can buy more!!! I personally dont do beer pitchers which are 2 dollars but the beer they give is coors light...is that good? idk ive heard its more water than beer? It does have alot of bars to ask for drinks which is nice... dance floor pretty big but it definitely gets crowded around 1130pm Bathroom-- they have two ladies keeping the bathroom in order and clean they have essentials on the counters and are always nice! Coat check--- real small 3 dollars ...and the girl is super nice give her a tip! my biggest DISLIKE! by 1145pm you have people dancing with the pitchers on their hand and sticky slippery floor! both days ive been there ive come out with dirty shoes! :( one thing i like is they put like 4 slow jam songs at the end of the night... Hope the review helps those that go in on tuesdays! :)
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Virginia T.
I would never have thought of visiting Joe's, but they hosted Michelle L'Amour's Lipshtick! so I went, and it was a decent venue. It was still decidedly very "frat boy" in there, but it *is* a sports bar after all. I was happy that they had Shiner Bock and Fat Tire on draft, but disappointed at the $5.50 price and the plastic cups. The PA was a little loud (I left with ears ringing), but the stage seemed nice, the staff was ok, etc. There is another Michelle L'Amour & the Chicago Starlets show coming up there on October 15th [Thriller! (I hardly know her...) Halloween BOO-lesque spectacular!], and I'm already planning on going, and will maybe even try their food (which looked decent) this time. $20min to open a tab
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Demetrius W.
I can't believe I haven't reviewed this place. It's awesome! I've never had a bad night at Joe's. I've only been on cheap beer night also known as Tuesdays though. You cannot beat $2 pitchers! I don't care what type of cheap beer it is. Drink beer, watch some sports, dance a little and hit on drunken girls. If that's not your idea of a good time, you will hate this place. I want to give it 5 star so bad but I can't. The bathroom wait for the men is out of this world terrible. I once came in the summer and not only did I wait 5-10 minutes but I had to use a port-o-potty outside in the alley. That was a pretty gross experience. The bathroom inside for men in this HUGE place only has a Toilet and a urinal. That's crazy especially since beer is only $2 a pitcher. Expect long lines on Tuesday especially if it's college break! I don't valet because it doesn't get you in any faster. It's cheap beer night and I'll park 4 blocks away at Best Buy before I valet :)
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Vickie L.
This place is pretty frat-tastic. Come here to feel young again, or old because everyone seems so young. Used to come here all the time to watch Oklahoma football games - Alumni club gathers here (I am an Illini, my bf is a Sooner - had to make sure I clarified). This is a great place to watch the 11am morning games as seats are decently easy to get and it's not as busy. Wait staff is hit or miss, sometimes I get an awesome waitress, other times you had to stand on your chair to flag down someone. Food - everything is pretty good for your standard bar food. Pizza is always tasy, ask for ranch sauce. We always get the Death Valley wings - a great mix of sweet and spicy - YUM. Definitely try those out. And they're usually pretty big sized too. If you go for a 2pm or 6pm game - GOOD LUCK trying to get a seat. People usually linger after the 11am games, or the games go long, so you have to tough it out and wait. Another thing that stinks though is when they have a band at night, then the band will start practicing and tuning up while the games are still on - very distracting. There are two main bathrooms. They are both all wood, it's kind of dirty, you feel like you're in a barn. One in the front room, and another in the back larger room (where the stage is). The one in the front room only has 2-3 stalls, but it's usually not crowded. Get this - in the bathroom in the larger back room, they have a frickin BATHROOM ATTENDANT! Hello, it's 2pm Saturday and my hands are dirty from eating chicken wings. Not the place for a bathroom attendant. I trek it to the first room and use that bathroom instead.
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Alexis B.
Aside from other things, Joe's has always annoyed me for its size alone. I don't necessarily need a hole in the wall, but this bar has always been a bit much. There is a large sports bar in the front, with a larger performance venue just behind, a smaller room with tables just off of the performance venue, and a beer garden. It may be great for others, but for a routine night out, I prefer a cozier setup. I've been here once for a friend's birthday party and most recently on a date. Both times it was the band that was playing (Mike and Joe) that led us here. For the party we were anchored to a room adjacent to the performance venue because our drink package was only valid at that specific bar. The birthday girl was disappointed because she'd chosen Joe's for the band, and we missed a large amount of the show getting drinks next door. It also didn't help that our room looked like a local pizza place with its booth heavy setup and bright lights. On my most recent visit, my date and I saw Mike and Joe again. Since we weren't limited to one specific bar, we got to enjoy the entire show. As always, the band was great, however once the show ended, the whole place went to shit! The band finished their last set at 3 and the bar remained open until 5. After listening to Alternative covers all night, I'm not sure why the person in charge thought we'd welcome the idea of "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears being played LOUDLY. The night had been going really well, and we would have probably closed the bar out, but after finding no solace in the beer garden, we headed home. The bar books some great music acts (Hairbangers, Mike and Joe, Maggie Speaks), but doesn't offer much else to a weekend.
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Jo N.
25 cent beers and 2 dollar pitchers is amazing and deserves 5 stars but I'm rating the bar, the service and the employees all as 1 star only because I can't give half stars. They claim to be a club when clearly it is a sports bar with country music half the week. They don't allow you to wear white undershirts. I'm talking Hanes undershirts that aren't seen with numerous layers of clothing over it. (Yes, the bouncer saw the white neck collar under another t-shirt and long sleeve, made me take it off, stick it in my girlfriends purse, get back in line only to be denied for questioning why I can't wear a Hanes undershirt.) This was the final straw as I've been a regular every Tuesday for the specials and have just had enough of the half star establishment They also have 9 dollar pizzas which are delicious if you could get a booth or a table and enjoy them. You need to get there by 7 at the latest if you have any hope for a table or booth. The line sometimes go around the block and they take their sweet time letting everyone in even though there is plenty of space. (This bar is huge!) I would think the idea is to get everyone in fast so they could start spending money. I guess the managers need to be updated. Now I've mentioned how big this place is and there's plenty of areas. Me and a few friends, two of which have never been to Joes traveled from the Northside to enjoy their Tuesday special only to be denied entrance because of a private party. The private party was supposedly going on even though the front was next to empty and no one was in line. This goes back to the managers not realizing the point is to get people in and spending money. OK there may have been a small private party in another portion of the bar like in the back and upstairs but it seems that is what different sections are for in a place like that. I'm tired if yelping, don't go here unless your willing to risk the bouncers not noticing your undershirt, getting a table or turned away for whatever reason. However, it is a recession and 2 dollar pitchers are necessary to some peoples survival. Me, I've had enough of their stuck up attitude like they have something special inside beside cheap drinks.
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Matthew P.
I have been going here every Wednesday night in July for a Corn hole tournament. They have 5 dollar Coors light pitchers and free popcorn. The bar tender accidently filled up my pitcher with blue moon! A solid mistake on her part. The only time I really enjoy myself at Joes is during IU basketball games. The place becomes flooded with fellow Hoosier alumni. And if its one thing I know fellow alumni love to binge drink; and what do you know, Joes is the perfect place to destroy your body with liquids.
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Emilee S.
So, after my rave review I must change my thoughts. This place is crap. Management is CRAP. Food is ok (typical bar food but tasty). Waitresses are ok except for one braud who smoked 90 cigs in the patio area instead of asking how we were. I saw one of Managers doing shots and there was a hair in my drink, I was told it was "my" hair. My hair is blond this hair was brown. NEVER AGAIN. PURE SHI* Hole.
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Ryne D.
Went to 90's night here last month. Thanks to the cover band Uncle Jesse's Hair, I had the time of my life. Also, I threw up outside my building. Awesome time!
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Jim P.
Came from Dallas for Pat Green at Joe's as part of a long weekend trip. We had no clue what to expect. Very pleasantly surprised upon arrival, met three different people on staff just getting in the front door. They were great! We had VIP pre-arranged tickets, and they were worth every penny. Open bar was included! We were eye level to Pat, 40 feet from the microphone.
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James V.
Joe's is A-OK. It's got a million televisions, low-to-decent quality pub grub and cheap drinks. There's often live entertainment and the staff are really friendly. The crowds it attracts, on the other hand, can be quite questionable. If you really like listening to Journey at least once an hour, enjoy Coors Light, and absolutely love the NFL, you're going to feel great here. If not, you can still probably manage to have a good time on the dance floor. Also, I've had most of the things on the menu here, and I have to recommend the white pizza above all else. After that, the chicken Parmesan sandwich.
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Michael D.
The actual employees here are cool, but the place can get crazy packed on some nights. A lot of space, though. More or less your college bar, but in the city. Don't expect to get your food in a reasonable amount of time if it's busy - the service is either quick or slow. The IU nights are definitely a highlight, though - huge alumni network in Chicago and they've been able to bring some big names in (from both the University - think Crean - and the music scene in general).
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Kati L.
We did a bachelorette party here. Well done. Reserved space and a champagne toast made us feel welcomed. Gabby an Peter did a great job of making the corner of the "red room" feel like a VIP lounge. Great service. Know their customers and a good bar.
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Mike P.
An unpredictable place. I've had great times here, and I've had some of the crappiest nights of my life here. Actually, they weren't crappy per Se, just so uneventful that I could have given someone $10 to hit me in the head with a hammer, and it would have been more fulfilling. Great happens when Hairbanger's Ball plays, because then it combines my two favorite things, beer and Tesla covers. Is it just me or is hair metal the best music to drink to? I don't know, if I'm drink gin and tonics, it should be jazz or piano bar music. If it's Hennessey, then I like to listen to Snoop Dogg, but if I'm drinking Coors Light, it just seems like I should be listening to AC/DC. Maybe that's just me....what were we talking about? Oh yeah! Joe's. The bad nights are when the band in the back sucks, and it's too crowded up front to get adequate service. The parking situation is terrible, so plan on springing for valet. Of course one of the greatest text messages I've ever received was from my wife, after she watched the Sox game at Joe's: "...At hogs n honeys. in line to ride bull" Good times! I throughly enjoyed rubbing those bruises ;) grrrrr.
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Kevin A.
LIKE THE GRAND CANYON... If the Grand Canyon were filled with scores of drunk people drinking out of plastics cups, bumping into each other and puking in the bathroom. So basically nothing like the Grand Canyon. Despite all this, I actually had a decent time in this cavernous temple of drunkitude seeing Hairbanger's Ball. Don't think I'd come back for any other reason to see a band though.
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Dayne K.
I went to Joe's last night (Thursday) and it was a fricking blast. I got there around 1230 and it was packed! I am pretty new to Chicago but it was seriously the most fun I have had since I moved here. It is by no means classy or posh and I would definitely ONLY recommend it for people around 21-25. It is obvious they cater to that group (at one point in the night they played an old school britney, nsync, backstreet boys and third eye blind song back to back and the whole crowd was screaming along every word like we were in 5th grade again). People in other reviews complained about getting stepped on or pushed.. and yes, this might happen at some point in the night.. I just let it go and kept dancing. Everyone seems to be there to just have a good time and dance with their friends and get a little wasted so if that is your goal as well, don't miss this place!
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Silky O.
This large venue is a great place to see live entertainment and get all crunked up. The bar is very spacious with both indoor and outdoor areas with the ability to fit several human beings. The front of the bar (as well as the back) is well suited for watching sports. In the rear of the place, a stage supported by 4 bars, and sometimes satellite bar stations allows you to find another drink quickly in BOM (Black Out Mode). One final note, A Bacci Pizza joint is convieniently located less than 2 blocks away.... enough said. -Your forbidden lover, Silky
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Lou R.
I caught word of $2 pitchers on a Tuesday at a sports bar and there was nothing left to ask, LET'S GO!!! The $8 cover was decent and if I had my college ID I could've saved $3. The crowd was male by a wide majority and I flashed back to Iowan bar hop nights. The beautiful young ladies my party crossed paths with were excellent company and shared a few slices of a nice pizza over our Coor's Light pitchers. I don't think I'd dig the place with the later weekend nights, due to the possibilities of quite the bit of overcrowding. I do plan on heading back over Tuesday though.
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Wayne C.
So I was on vacation for a week and hadn't Yelped in a while. I knew my friend's birthday at Joe's was upon my return and was excited to rip it a new one. But I won't? I had a good time? It probably helped that I was drunk before I showed up, had on some new clothes, and got a free shot after this total douche spilled his previous shot on my friend's head and met my pugnacious attitude. What's with me lately? The spill-ee actually received TWO free shots. That's how I roll. He coulda spilled on me. Seriously. It's come to that. Plus, the Zack Morris of my high school was there and his group was trying to mack! Always gratifying! I'm not saying go here for a laid-back evening. I'm not even saying go here. I'm just saying I had a good time. And what.
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Amy J.
I've only been here on live trivia night (Wednesdays) but it is SO much fun! I have to admit, I walked in thinking I'd know a lot more than I did. It's hard! But you get to play as a table and the prizes are fun (bar tabs and such). It is just a fun interactive thing to do if you're ever bored on a Wednesday. Oh, and pitchers of beer are $5.00, always a good thing. I don't know much about what goes on here other than Wednesday nights, so I can't speak for the concerts/weekend crowd. But, I've been here a few times for trivia now and always been happy with the service, the crowd, and the trivia of course. Check it out.
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keem k.
I used to go to Joes every Tuesday because they had two dollar pictures but my last few visits have caused me to realize how lame this place is. First off the cover charge of 3 dollars before 9 and 10 dollars after 9 is a rip off. they try to convince you its 2 dollar pictures but the cover is more that's not a deal. The second issue i have with Joes is the bouncers they have a dress code supposedly, is this a bar or a club? It don't stop there if you thought i was done. The bartenders are shitty and have bad attitudes. Last but not least the DJ has the same rotation, i am tired of hearing Ushers OMG and DJ got us Falling in Love. Please the Dj needs some new music its lame already. Joes you can kiss my ass. There are many bars in Chicago that kicks Joes ass. Joes is a rip off and not worth it, i wont spend another dime there.
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sarah p.
BEST PLACE TO SEE A CONCERT!!!! but other than that its nothing special.
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Jimmy D.
My girlfriend works here so naturally I like it cause I can get in for free. The drinks are pretty cheap and the pizza is actually the bomb. I've had it drunk and sober and I must say it is good. Good place to watch the fights because they have a million huge TVs everywhere and the place itself is pretty huge with a few different rooms so you can change it up all in one place. Since I'm a variety person, I can dig that.
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Emily B.
I love this bar! I'm a huge country fan and I love the live music here. The food is also great especially the BBQ! This is my go to spot for county concerts! Its also a great spot to watch football games. They have tons of tvs and are sure to have your game on.
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Bonnie L.
Oh my god this place is a sports fan's wet dream!! There were so many college football games on I couldn't even concentrate on eating. Though their food was surprisingly really good! I had the egg rolls appetizer, which was really tasty. It was cooked well too, not too crispy and not too soggy. And they had this really good sour/sweet mustard dipping sauce. I'm a big fan of their food... well, and their beer bucket deal. 5 or 6 Coors Lights for $15. Now that's a good deal, I don't care what you say about Coors Light I think it may have been a special deal though, for this date auction that was going on. This place is quite efficient, as they have that sports bar up front hosting the date auction and a rock concert venue in the back. Some country band called Stoney LaRue was playing, who were actually pretty good, and I don't even like country. Well, at this point we were also a bunch of CL's and 3 "Joe's Party Punch" drinks down (which were also surprisingly good, like a Long Island Iced Tea but green), so no wonder live country sounded good. So it was super fun to just run back and forth and watch some men try to get money for dates and then go back and pound a beer and rock out to some country. Ha! OH and the food was super cheap!! I had split the bill into food and booze, and the food alone was less than $10/person. Great bar food for cheap = 1 star Great beer deals = 2 stars Country concerts = 1 star Emptied out by like 10:30 p.m. on a Thursday = missing 5th star
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Nisha E.
BOO. Came here with a group (a LARGE group) of co-workers. We all worked down the street, so we thought we would have our dinner at a nearby restaurant/bar.. gotta support the neighboring businesses, right? NOT anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! The service here was horrible. Ok, let me clarify: The water was refilled quickly, the complimentary popcorn came right as we sat down, and was refilled quickly also. It was our waitress that just didn't care, and had a major tude! Examples: Friend A : "What kind of red wine do you have?" Waitress: "Merlot" Friend A: "Oh, that's it?" Waitress: "Ya." ---walks away-- Friend B: "Can I get the fresh squeezed lemonade?" Waitress: "We don't have fresh squeezed lemonade" Friend B: "Oh, 'cause it says here..." --( turns head to make eye contact w/ waitress, BUT, waitress has already walked away ). Me : "I'm going to pay for my food, and his on this card. Here you go" Waitress: "There's a 20 dollar minimum if you are using a card" Me : "That's fine, our food and drinks together should be ok" Waitress: You guys are really making this difficult. Whatever. (walks away) __ On a side note: I've been to this bar when I was in college for concerts and it was fun...!! I'd love to give more stars for that...buuuut I won't. Just because that one waitress ruined it for me. Boo. again. ______ **UPDATE** 3/20/08 The manager at Joe's had sent me a message, asking us to give Joe's Bar another chance. The offer was to the entire group, and we will take them up on the offer. I added the stars for their effort in making sure I myself and my friends had a good experience. A group of friends will be making their way back to Joe's for a night out--unfortunately I will not be there to enjoy the fun, but I am sure that everyone at Joe's will make sure they have a great time! I was going to head over to a concert at Joe's in early April--but unfortunately I was sick to my stomach that night so we did not attend.... :( I'm sure I would have had a great time
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Anali E.
2 dollar Pitchers, Quarter Beers, and hits from the late 90s? YES! My dream come true...The only problem is finding seating earlier in the night, the dumb 10 dollar cover charge, and the dumb bartenders who don't give you your change back. Otherwise, don't be ashamed to dance the night away to Backstreet Boys and TLC since basically everyone around you is on your level.
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Neil R.
Joe's has renovated a lot since the last time i was there. All tvs other than the projected were LCDs. The place is huge with room to spare for superbowl Sunday. I am unsure of the prices since a friend works there but its always a good time when I go. Staff and patrons are usually friendly and are all about having fun. They usually have great cover bands and its a great place to go if you dont want to hit up a club. The hawaiian pizza and BBQ chicken pizza were awesome, the vege pizza was ok since there wasn't any meat in it. Would I go again? Sure.
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Melissa D.
Great place to go if you are in college. Especially on a Tuesday. 2 dollar pitchers. Awesome. This place was butts to nuts though. You seriously could not move around. Luckily my friend worked her magic and got us upstairs. The security guy was really nice. We hung out on the couches and had access to the bar. Awesome. We had to wait forever to use the bathroom. I think there is only one. The line to get in, if you don't get there early can take up to an hour to get in. Ehh... it was fun, but I doubt I'd ever go again on a Tuesday night... :)
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JP L.
Went for a Bears playoff game. Top notch place if you like the sports bar atmosphere. AMPLE TV's. Seriously. Every single direction. Food was decent and what I expected for sports-bar fare. 2 stars deducted for being totally packed (which may or may not be a good thing depending on who you are) and for a being a little pricey for even the cheap beer. And they ran out of Coors Light, the cheapest of the cheap. Not cool when you're in the midst of a vicious football cockfight...
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Carol K.
Sports bar? Did I miss that part? For I always think of Joe's on Weed as THE place for live country music in Chicago! The front part is probably the sports bar part while the back area is an intimate stage area with a couple of bars on the main floor and another upstairs in the VIP section. I went most recently to see Old Dominion which was excellent. The bartenders at the main bar were super friendly and accommodating and this wasn't easy given all the 20 somethings yelling for "more beer!" Since I had a VIP wristband I was able to sit up in the more comfortable VIP area upstairs. There are couches and tables up there and even a private staircase at the front that lets the VIP's down to stage left to see the show close up and personal. If I had a gripe, it was that my server asked for not only my credit card to run a tab, but my drivers license. And she kept them telling me it was how they do it. I don't know about you but I have been in many bars over the years and this is the first time I have ever been asked to give up my ID. Made me very uncomfortable and that got even worst when I cashed out and my ID and credit card were not in the folder. Turns out they gave me the wrong bill but I did have a slight moment of panic! The beer is cheap, the service is good and the music is even better. Thanks Joe's for keeping me in touch with my "country side"!
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Jennifer P.
It's a different perspective when you're VIP for a Dylan Scott concert. I really can't stand Country music. It all changes when you know the band manager and you're not paying for drinks. I actually ended up meeting both of the owners for Joe's. My evening closed out with taking photos with Mr. Scott himself on the tour bus. All of which turned out terrible of me. Oh well. It was a good time, but if you know me, you know I absolutely hate sports bars of any kind. I won't ever go back unless it's for the same kind of experience. To everyone involved, thanks for the experience!
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John D.
The bartender seemed very upset and had an unwelcoming demeanor. The place seemed like it was unmanageable frat party. People are being obviously over served almost intentionally. Overall bad experience, I wouldn't go here again if they paid me.
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Karolina T.
I finally made it out to Joe's from Boy Band Night after my friend won some free tickets and was pleasantly surprised. They have a very large bar area and also a separate large concert area. The drinks were not overly priced, although they were also very water down. Another surprise was that even for being very crowded, the view of the stage was pretty good where ever you stood. I had a great time dancing to DJ Gusto after the concert after the band finished playing, and I though they went on for a really long time! I'm coming back next week for Josh Abbot Band, and I definitely want to come back some day to hang out in their bar area as well as rooftop patio which supposedly allows dogs on Mondays!
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Ramsey B.
Great tasting wings (buffalo)...very meaty. Don't waist your time with the mini cheeseburger slider appetizer. They are served in 3 and are reminiscent of the sample sizes you can eat at Sam's Club for FREE. Plenty of large screen TVs and 2 large projector screens in the back area to watch a Chicago sports event, such as yesterday evening's Black Hawks game.
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Christine S.
Joe's is the go-to place in Chicago for country shows. They draw top acts in and it's always a blast! Where else can you get that close to your favorite country singers? Most shows sell out, and it gets super crowded...but the tickets are usually pretty cheap...so if you can rough the crowds, you'll be fine. Drinks are very reasonably priced. The bathroom lines move surprisingly quick for how many people are at the bar. I haven't had a bad concert experience here and hope that continues. Fingers crossed!
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Gerry X.
Good food....open space. some of it was closed off due to a private improv show... and it was busy cause apparently they were all waiting to get in there. Once the line for people to get in went down, there was still a few people to make the place comfortable, and then next door was the OTB area where people were glued to the boob tubes and the bar. Parking was packed so we had to walk a little over a block to get there, but our food came promptly. Now originally....I was going to rate this place 5 stars....then i remembered our waitress. She was nice....did not come all the time to check on us....it was busy with other people get that. It was the minute we paid for the check she had grabbed the signature and before the ink was dry she was on her way and barely got a thanks or a good night.....I don't know what she said because she was already a step away from us and we at that time was already a closed chapter in that book. I worked in many spots in services...clothing sales, computer sales, and the service industry....Papagus in downtown Chicago (which is no longer there) Customer service is huge....and I do not need to tell anyone the reasons why...So yeah I felt like he went through the motions as a matter of form....if that makes sense.
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Katy K.
No longer a Steelers bar, fyi. It is apparently now a Saints bar.
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Rinkesh P.
Everyone experiences differ from each other, my first one here was not only bad, it was sad. It felt unwelcoming somehow :(
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Jordan K.
Came here to watch some college football last weekend. I can't speak to what it's like to see a concert here or anything like that. First of all, this place is huge, has tons of TVs everywhere and a mix of booths and tables. The beer menu was ok, but nothing special. I had the buffalo chicken tenders with fries. They were good, but again nothing special. Tl;dr I'd go back to meet friends to watch a game, but wouldn't single it out as a place to suggest to go.
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Nosy W.
Always go here for sports.. Tons of TV's and it's never overly crowded. The buffalo chicken ANYTHING is my go-to (pizza, dip) we even recently ordered delivery from GrubHub and our order was extremely late. My husband called and the manager comp'd our meal which was very nice. To go beyond that, they sent us a $25 gift card in the mail apologizing. Class act! Customer for life!
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Rachel A.
Went there last night and loved the rooftop bar!! There was live music and overall good vibes. There are some pretty nice views of the city from the rooftop which areaways nice to look at while at a bar. The bar was not overcrowded at all which I also appreciated! There was no cover charge.
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Carolyn L.
I came here for a dance performance evening a couple of months ago and it was pretty fun. It's a hot spot in the area, it seems. I think the event I was at drew a pretty specific crowd so it wasn't as douchey as I've heard is normal. Service at the bar was quick, the sound was good, and the DJ played some good intro tunes. I wouldn't necessarily go back, but I didn't hate it!
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Kamal H.
This place is not only a dump and overpriced. Everyone from the doorman to the bouncers, to the bartenders are inept and have zero ability to use the English language coherently. The place is huge and and has plastic tables and everything is painted black. It's not even dive bar awesome. It's just a dump. Save yourself the trouble and never come here. I didn't know people this dumb could be gainfully employed......
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Ryan R.
Pretty lame bar. The atmosphere was weak and left much to be desired. I thought the music would make up for the poor atmosphere but whatever mediocre band they brought in didn't help.
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H P.
Very disappoint on drinks, asked for jack n coke and he just provided me coke charging me 8 bucks. Please save your money go somewhere else..
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Paul G.
They have jenga and beer pong. It's clearly a college bar. We came her ok a Tuesday night because of the 2 dollar pitchers. The pitchers seemed smaller but at least they had games. They still have an ad for midnight buffet but they haven't been doing for a couple months. Also the 5 dollar pizza stops at midnight. It's an ok place but o haven't really seen it ok the weekends.
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John B.
They really need to hire more waitstaff/bartenders. I arrived to meet some people on a Friday evening, and waited more than 15 minutes at the bar for my drink. I could not even get a bartender to service me for my second go around, so left. The sound system really stinks, as I could not make out what the solo acoustic guitarist was singing. Overall, not a good experience.
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Peter C.
Omg had an amazing time on weed street!!!!!Jessica, Amanda, and Marisa are amazing servers/bartenders/managers. My friend lost his credit card and they went scoping the whole bar for the card until they found it!!!! Plus a shot for the effort. Great time in chicago.
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Amanda M.
My friends and I used to go here regularly on Tuesdays for their beer specials. It was usually a good time. Lots of people but never difficulty finding a place to sit. I hate having to pay cover at this place, especially when there's no band or I don't stay that late for it. The taco salad with chicken is so good!
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Lane B.
I think I just had the best Bloody Mary ever. We were a party of 5 and everybody had a wonderful time. Hadn't been here since I was a tourist 11 years ago. Had fond memories of the place so thought I'd revisit after relocating here. Very much improved!!! Mac and Cheese pizza was insane, the Parmesan Garlic fries did not disappoint, the individual tvs at our table were perfect and our server was great. And again an incredible Bloody Mary even though I could have done without the olive. Looking forward to coming back. This visit exceeded my expectations.
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Walter K.
This bar was overrun by people in for a concert, thus making it a terrible place to watch sports. Coors Light sponsored the concert, so that was the only drink available. If you truly want a good place in the hood to watch sports, walk over to Sully's.
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Araceli R.
i was there last nite 7-9-2014 for a first time because my favorite band argentinian vilma palma e vampiros perform nice place the stage soo close for fans....... i wil try the food next time the only think i dont like lately is that restaurants & clubs have in the ladys rooms some ladys selling candies , perfums , make up you just have to leave a tip wtf is that sharing all that ewwwwww & they have a sings we work for tips !!!!! thats a complain joes "
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Alyssa K.
Joe's has a lot of great shows. If you love country music then it is a great place to check out a new artist or an old favorite. The concert space is nice and large with plenty of bars so you can get a drink. Concert tickets are cheap but they make up for it in drink prices. My friend ordered a double shot of Crown on the rocks and the bartender but the most pathetic amount of liquor in the cup. Seriously, full cup of ice with a little sprinkle of alcohol and that was $10. I come from a small town where a bottle of beer cost $2.50 and I know prices here are a lot higher but this was ridiculous.
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Beast B.
Years ago this was the best place in Chicago on a Tuesday, now it's crap. $20 cover on a Tuesday after 9pm because it's $2.00 crappy beer night. It's ridiculous, it was dead compared to years ago. The pizza sucks, I've had better frozen pizza. There's better sports bars to go to that don't charge a cover.
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Lindsey M.
A nationally recognized concert venue that hosts upcoming and established country artists. To make it in country music as an artist, this would be the target venue to gain real recognition.
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Krystal R.
Had a blast here! Food is good, service is good, people there were all chill. The back "room" is huge for bands...so much fun. We saw "Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press" they rocked. We would definitely go back.
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Terrence M.
I've been here only 30 minutes and I've been waiting to be served since. I asked the waitress and she told me there were other waitresses around and that they'll be to me as soon as they can. Haven't had a drink but I would like to try the food. I don't think I'll be returning.
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Kelsey L.
I absolutely love going to this bar, especially for country concerts. The space allows for a great view from any location and if you get there a little early, you can almost always be close to the stage. The beers are not too expensive and they also have waitresses passing through the crowd selling beers so you don't have to struggle through all of the people to get to the bar. That being said, it is sometimes a challenge to get to the bathroom because it's in the back and it gets pretty crowded. In addition to the concert space, I also love their new rooftop. I have been there on a Blackhawks game day. It was a really sunny day which was great but there's not a lot of shade so it can get hot. We ate delicious pizza and played beer pong. They have two TVs near the bar that you can check for scores but are otherwise hard to see from the seats. Overall, this bar never disappoints. I always have such a good time! And it is closely located near the red line stop.
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Kayu T.
I can see this place being awesome for sports and esp horse betting. The drinks were better one after another and the food from what i've seen around were good as well.
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Jackie V.
Never setting foot in this place again! Paid money for a show and waited at a table for over an hour only to have to watch a crowd of people be let in to be seated. Customer service at its worst!!!
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Jenna S.
Yes, this place can turn into douche-central in the evenings (especially Tuesdays with those crazy cheap beers and on weekends when all the chads and sororistitutes come out in full force) but it's awesome for sports. I am always really happy with the way this bar organizes sports viewings. Just tell them at the door which game you've come to see and they'll direct you to the appropriate part of the bar for viewing. This deliberate seating lends itself to being able to hang out with other fans of your team (or the team you're playing) which gets fun after some beer. The best part of the bar is the front where the booths have TVs at the tables. I love sitting in a booth with my own personal TV that I can control - that way, we can flip between games and see what's happening on other channels. Food is pretty good and reasonably priced. The menu is big enough and has your standard bar apps, burgers, sandwiches, salads, etc. There's always drink specials (Bloodys, beer buckets, pitchers, etc.). They even have a ton of concerts and all kinds of other special events going on during the week, if you're into that sort of thing. Parking in the area can be pretty difficult but there's a small lot across the street that has a paybox for parking that's about $10 on weekends. Not bad if you're gonna be around for a few hours and you can even walk over to Whole Foods.
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Bri N.
We attended Joe's for one of their amazing concerts! It's always a fun time! If you're looking for a quieter experience stay up front. In the summer, the rooftop bar is a must! Great views, atmosphere, and there is even a restroom up there! Joe's is always a great place to come for some fun and entertainment! I'll be back again and again!
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Christina K.
I ordered delivery, so my experience is a little different from a lot of the other reviewers. The delivery was exceptionally fast. 20 minutes before the estimated delivery time. This was fantastic, but in the rush, the wings I ordered were forgotten. I am giving this restaurant 5 stars though, because the manager Dan exceeded my expectations in resolving this issue. I was really amazed at how much the restaurant wanted to fix the problem. They delivered a fresh set of wings within 20 minutes. I am very happy with how the situation was remedied. The food itself was AMAZING. The wings are the very best I have ever had aside from my husband's special recipe. They have a delicious smoky flavor at first, that slowly becomes the perfect amount of heat. The garlic ranch dip was great as well. The pizza was very good too! It was a great balance of cheese and sauce, with a good amount of pepperoni. Since moving to Chicago, we have been looking for a good non-Chicago style pizza, and I think we have finally found it. Overall, I will definitely be ordering from this restaurant again. the delivery was super fast, and the food tasted perfect. The management is very good at handling situations and made me feel like a valued customer.
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Marissa G.
For subpar bar food, over priced weak drinks, and truly terrible service, head on over to Joe's. I am baffled as to why, in this city of culinary and alcoholic bliss, any establishment would serve what Joe's does. Flavorless sliders, anyone? Maybe it was being ignored by two different waitresses for the entirety of my stay, or waiting over an hour for our nasty meals, but I was upset when I left, and it takes monumental and repeated instances of bs for me to finally get upset. Obviously Joe's delivered on that too. Ugh. If it weren't for the amazing live burlesque show I went to see there, I would have walked out.
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Scott J.
Typically, Joe's on Weed is a great venue with good service. However, on my most recent trip, the turnover or change in staff really showed in poor fashion. It was Halloween and my wife had asked a bouncer if she could go up on stage with some of the other folks who had Halloween costumes on - he said yes. She started to go up and another bouncer grabbed her and kicked her out. In addition, he was touching her inappropriately and when I told him to stop and that I can handle it, he continued to do so and laughed. Once outside, I requested for her to come back in considering it was a disconnect. One of the outside security people said yes and agreed it was a mistake, while the other laughed and said no and called my wife inappropriate names. It's unfortunate that most of my good experiences can be taken back by poor staff like this, but I don't see myself returning for a while.
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Joshua M.
3 Stars for being so disorganized on Kentucky Derby day that the line to bet was around the block. 3 Stars for the clientele the next day when I went to cash my winner. 3 Stars for the woman behind the counter who stared at me instead of asking how she could help me. Does the amusement tax really apply when you're going there to cash a ticket? Somehow I feel like not placing a bet should mean no amusement tax.
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Kristine N.
Came here for the Dierks Bentley concert and it looked like a great bar, lots of TV's, & cool atmosphere for sports. But the food was awful. The brisket nachos were leaking grease and lacked any flavor. The chili tasted like it was made from sloppy Joe mix, so disgusting. The parmesan garlic fries were soggy from sitting in a pile of grease. I know it was all bar food but I've never had inedible bar food. To top it off, our waitress was nonexistent pretty much the whole time. I'd go back for more concerts but will not eat there!
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Lauren H.
Always a good time for concerts!
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Amy D.
We got wings to go. The wings were enormous! We got half Cajun and half Buffalo. The Cajun had a good spice but slightly on the salty side. The buffalo were medium hot at best but the flavor was good. We opted for delivery and the driver was here 40 minutes before the quoted time and our food was still hot. We will definitely order again!!
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Ryan P.
It certainly was an awesome experience seeing Eric Church. Some good drinks with some cool people while enjoying good music. Their beers were reasonably priced as well.
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Michael P.
This is where me and my friends go to watch New Orleans Saints games when in Chicago and they really treat us well. I'm so glad to see Abita Amber as one of their beer offerings here. Recently, I won a raffle for a Game Day Experience which included a pitcher of a Vodka Lemonade and a pizza for me and my friends. I showed up realizing I forgot the certificate they gave me but the manager was extremely cool about it and allowed us to have our drink and pizza which btw was delicious. Sometimes it's simply the way you are treated by people who work at the establishment that makes all the difference. This was a cool, stand-up guy. Always a fun time that will keep me coming back.
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Abby H.
Service was terrible. We hoped to get a few drinks and have dinner before the concert. It took 45 minutes to get our first drink and then another half hour for our food. The order was wrong. The food was just okay. I will go back for a concert but never for food.
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Kat D.
I used to come here all the time during football season. I came here about 2 weeks ago with my boyfriend and I left extremely displeased. We ordered their extra hot wings, reg buffalo wings and tacos. The tacos were okay but I wish the tortilla was warm. That really does make a difference in a taco. One of our wing orders came out wrong ... We ordered extra hot wings and received BBQ wings instead. Neither of us are fans of BBQ wings so we sent them back. Apparently they had changed their menu and the person in the kitchen made an executive decision to send whatever flavor he'd think we'd like instead of asking us what we wanted to replace the extra hot wings. After sending the wings back the waitress asked what kind of wings we'd like since they had changed their menu and the sauce we wanted was not available. We settled for the sriracha wings. When we got our wings we were extremely disappointed to realize that the person in the kitchen had taken the wings we had originally and refried them and sent them right back to us. At this point we just settled for the crappy service and even crappier food. An establishment that cares about their patrons wouldn't disrespect them like that.
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Lena V.
this is the BEST place in Chicago to see and hear live country music. They bring up and coming bands along with well known country bands to play in their venue. The ticket prices are awesome with $24-$30 being the highest that I have seen and that was when Cole Swindell came a month back. I have brought friends here and they also have fallen in love with Joes. Keep up the good work and have more country nights.
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Natalie L.
I have been going to Joe's since my first law school social. I've been there for games, where our small UCLA Chicago contingent is scuttled to a small back room or the VIP area. I was there Saturday night dancing with myself to Sixteen Candles. I have never had a bad time at Joe's. The food is suprisingly decent (mac and cheese bites anyone?), I'm able to access the bar/beer carts well enough to get nice and sauced on a busy weekend, and I've never had an unpleasant encounter with anyone that I didn't already know. That's a pretty decent track record for a giant northside bar over the course of almost 10 years and it was about time that I acknolwedged it!
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Brett F.
Identity crisis? Despites its Yelp categorization as a 'Sports Bar', Joe's shines - at least for me - in an area completely un-sports related. I always have (and always will) know Joe's as one thing and that's THE place to be for country music fans in Chicago. It's a concert hall, yo! And a fabulously intimate, fun and fabulous one at that. Nowhere else have I ever been this up close and personal to the talent. Our very own little honky tonk here in Chicago? Who knew! For such a small place, their ability to draw in top tier acts is nothing short of shocking. I've seen Brad Paisley, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood and Jake Owen here... all up close, cozy and chummy as can be with the crowd. Getting groupie fabulous is inevitable here, the proximity demands it. I know, I know. I feel you rolling your eyes already. Country ain't for everybody, I hear it all the time. But if y'all would just give it a chance... Naw? Well, Joe's does have other non-Country bands perform as well. It's certainly not as prevalent as their guns-n-pickups shows, but hey, you can see Rick Springfield there this Summer. Who doesn't love the Ricker? Beers are cheap - thankfully, by concert standards - and a little bar station is even setup right in the middle of the main floor for your imbibing convenience. Totally terrific show-going experience. Five stars for my friend, Joe, his momma, his daddy, his Ford F-350 and the horse he rode in on.
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Kathryn M.
Went with a friend tonight, thinking we could just grab something quick to eat. Well, the service and experience was so horrible I am writing my first yelp review. We both ordered tacos, which took 1 hour and 30 minutes to finally arrive at our table. The waitress came by probably 45 minutes after ordering and said "your food will be out shortly." This happened 3 or 4 more times until they finally arrived. We finally asked to get them to go after waiting so long and someone from the kitchen brought them out. When asked what took so long he said "many mistakes." They did comp our bill for the food, but still made us pay 3.00 each for our drinks. When I finally got home and opened my food, my order was also wrong (wrong toppings on tacos). Will not be going back any time soon....
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Janet V.
Why are people so harsh on reviews? Well, I love Joe's! I use to go to Joe's on Tuesdays when I was in College. It was the IT spot. Cheap cover, cheap beer 1/2 of pizza! Doesnt get better than this! Last time I was there It was just as great! The last time I attended a country concert, and music, and drinks were on deck!
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Kevin T.
I'm torn. Used to love Joe's. Great for sports events, mainly because of the huge space. They were great for the neighborhood. They have concerts and a rooftop, fun events, etc.. Last time I was here the OTB (off track betting) was overflowing into Joe's and it looked a bit shady. I couldn't tell the two apart. This neighborhood needs more social places to go to, bars, restaurants, etc...Joes was a great fit but with the OTB next door it's now attracting a different crowd.
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Greg R.
Did not get the place at all?? We were told this was a country bar. This is NOT a country bar. We walked in the front room/bars and saw a bunch of older men watching horse racing that was on every screen. This is a off track betting location. The bar felt like something you would find in a 2 star casino in vegas or at the C gates at Midway airport. Nothing is nice, comfortable or inviting about it. We were told there is a back room where live music is played. Although, there was a concert on later that night and tickets were $10, one of the hostess gave us a quick tour - she was very nice, so 5 stars for service. The stage looked big and it looked like it would be a cool place to see some live music. The crowd however...Something between Panama City spring break & suburb group in the city for a night of partying. Or as my friend likes to say, the land of misfit toys. we saw very few, if any people wearing boots. Since we were not going to stay late enough to make it worth buying tickets to the show and we had no interest in standing around with a bunch of old dudes watching horse racing, we left without buying a drink. Of course, we did spend money....the $12 at the valet that they would not return even though our car had not moved....smooth.
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Samantha W.
Got for delivery tonight. Greek salad was great, wings good too. They even deliver fountain soda! But what's with the RC?
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Dave S.
Often order from Joe's on @Grubhub. If you do the same, make sure you call the joint and verbally confirm your order. Otherwise you often end up with missing food. Good quality is good.
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Mark S.
What the hell did they do to this place? It used to be a good place to watch a game or UFC fights, but by adding in the off track betting element, this place has gone to hell. I can't go in here anymore without feeling like I'm ten minutes away from being shivved by one of the classy clientel in this join. Goodbye Joes.
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Rhondi S.
Awesome huge bar in Lincoln Park, Chicago...private party, but huge dance floor and live bar. Plenty of room and flat screen tv's...funnnnnn time!
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Amy Y.
Had to come here for parties with my team after our game. We came here on Saturday so there was a cover charge for those without wristband. Completely NOT worth it. The place is spacious all right, but the other reviewers are completely right in that it quickly turned into douche central - guys not in college with backward baseball caps (who does that still), women in their fake everything in heels dressed as if they are going to a fancy 5 star hotel lounge. It gets crowded, dirty, with people stepping on your toes after 10pm as they get progressingly drunker, and aggressive security. There's the front area for some brief moment of quiet relief for those who wanted to talk. Thank goodness. Hope my team never picks this place again.
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Stephen V.
Let me classify this, by saying that this is a review for the bar and food. The concert venue is outstanding and my favorite in Chicago. I have attended many events there and will continue to. That being said, I recently attended a concert there on a Tuesday. Tuesday is the night they have $2 pitchers and 25 cent drinks. I knew I'd heard of the deal and was pumped to see it was going on the same night of the show. I walk in the door and they ask me if I was there for the show. I said I was, and they pointed me to where I would pick up my tickets. After receiving my ticket, I proceeded to the bar to order food and drinks. I had a couple drinks, appetizer, and was watching games with my friend when it was time to get the bill and go in the concert. I was astounded to see I was paying full price for the beers, but assumed they weren't doing the special since the concert was going on and I'd heard no mention of it. At this point, the guy next to me gets his ticket to which he expected half off of his pizza, their other special of the night. The bartender said that applied only to certain pieces, and unless you had a wristband you couldn't receive the specials. Made it sound like wristbands were for a special group, and you had to purchase. At this point, I investigate more and turns out everyone can get wristbands free at the door. If you have the wristbands, you get all the specials, and there is no clarification of any kind on only certain pizzas, so I'm thinking that was a lie. I head back to the bar after receiving a wristband, and proceed to get the rest of my drinks at the special price. At this point, I start to notice the bartenders are pulling this same scam on other unsuspecting concert goers. I start cluing some of them in on the wristband thing at which point they return to the front to receive one. The front door, clues into this and stops handing out wristbands to anyone they recognize as a concert goer. I'm sure this is how management has trained them, but this is ABSOLUTELY UNPROFESSIONAL! If you are going to run an absurdly good special on a packed concert night, don't run around trying to scam your customers. I even heard a girl, concert goer without wristband, ask what the specials were, and the bartender's response was "we do not have any". Side note, if there is a concert sponsored by say Coors, then that is the only beer option you will be having all night, whether you are their to watch games or see the show. Other than that, I've been to many college alumni watch party events there. They've got a ton of TV's, great, big, cheap wings, & a lot of attractive waitresses/bartenders. I've also had the chicken fingers and pizza, which are good for bar food. It is a very pleasurable place to watch a game on a Saturday or Sunday. My only complaint on the place before this event was service occasionally being slow.
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Nicole M.
Went to Joe's for a sold-out, Friday night show, so I expected the place to be crowded, but this place seemed WAY understaffed. We waited 25 minutes at a table for a server and finally had to flag someone down ourselves just to get a drink and didn't have time to get food before the show. We also had meet & greet which was held IN A BACK STAIRWELL. The venue itself was mid-size and had pretty good sound/lighting but we were packed like sardines and the bars weren't really located in places that allowed you to get drinks easily. Overall this place was ok, but I don't think I would go back.
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Liz K.
Joe's is known to be the spot to go to on a TUESDAY night....so this is a Tuesday night review...(because somehow I ended up here on a Tuesday night to find out what the chaos and fuss was about) Go here if... -you are in your early 20's.... -you don't mind paying 12 dollar parking and 5 dollar cover ($17 dollars before I even walked in the door)... -or you live nearby -you like Coors light beer (it was like a dollar for a giant draft bucket) -you like being a sardine trying to get to the bar for your super cheap Coors beer bucket -You don't mind getting alcohol spilled on you...many times -You don't mind constantly stepping on beer and spilled drink puddles...sticky sticky sticky... -You like waiting 15+ minutes for the restroom -You are a dance machine and like the "club" feel on a Tuesday...(Top 40) -You are single and want to mingle.. So I used to come here during my college days for Thursdays college night....but unfortunately none of the above apply to me so I didn't have a good time. I would have (I can be a dancing machine) but the back room was way to crowded and there were many fights around me. I still like this place as a concert venue and a sports bar...:-)
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David N.
First time at Joe's the other day was so-so. Checked in early for a concert wanting to grab a few beers and grub before we hit the stage. Beer menu was surprisingly enough rather diverse; not your typical Bud and Miller products. Was very pleased to see ice cold Stone IPA behind the bar. Married with some damn good loaded French fries and Hamburger sliders, it was a nice start to our night. Fries were hot, cheese melted, bacon, sour cream and green onions went down very well. Sliders were a tad plain; could've definitely used some cheese or various accoutrement. Prices were fair... considering the locale. We later made our way into the concert area, and were greeted by mobs upon mobs of music goers. Knowing it was a sold out show, I expected to be getting close to my neighbor. But this place was jammed; folks were packed like tuna in a can. Took about five minutes just to walk from stage to the bathroom, and peoples were not happy to move for you. I'd have to imagine this is a regular event, as Joe's seems to draw decent talent. Believe me, I'd be lying if I said I'd like to go to another show at this place, lest it be for a stinky, raucous mosh pit. All in all a pretty cool place; packed house was a bit of a turn-off, but the OTB next door was a nice pick me up!Plain sliders? Something from jewel. Decent. Good loaded fries.
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Rob R.
Joe's is a great venue for live music. Was there last night to see Reckless Kelly, outstanding show. My beef is that we were there with a friend who is in a wheelchair. They offer no accommodations whatsoever for wheelchair bound patrons who want to see a live show. When we got there we asked an employee who said that they had nothing for people in wheelchairs and that his best suggestion was either up against the bar or a wall. Nice! There is a VIP section next to the stage that has an area that sits up higher than the floor by a step or two. I asked the employee manning the rope if there was any chance our friend could be up in that section. He said no, but that I could check with a manager. Asked a third employee, who actually checked with a manager who said no. Too bad, we are done with Joe's. I wonder if ADA will have anything to say about this.
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Ashley C.
Great country bar in the city! Good bar food and great specials. Great place to meet up with large groups and especially to watch IU games!
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Mel M.
This place looks fun and the atmosphere is great but the service is horrible! Took 30 minutes to get a drink and our server seemed like she was lost! Not to mention our food came cold and wasn't very good! Let's just say I won't be coming back!
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Craig R.
I'm actually just getting home from Joe's at the moment haha. Considering it's about 1 in the morning, let's hope this review goes A-OK as the rating is just that. I've been to Joe's quite a few times now since I moved to Chicago a couple of years ago. Essentially, it's a fun place to go when it has good deals. Tuesday night is the night to go. Arrive before 9 PM, pay 3 bucks to get in, pay 2 dollars for pitchers of Coors Light or sometimes another beer all night. The food at this bar is ok. The pizza tends to be on the extremely greasy side, typical of a bar. The rest of the food is the same way. It's nothing to write home about. It's good for a group cause there's plenty of room. It's good for sports cause there's a ton of TVs. So if you want to watch a game, Joe's is a perfect place to do so. The only real issues I have with Joe's are: -The few times I've been the service has been only ok, sometimes it takes 20 minutes to get a beer if you're at a table... -It's a bit of a pain to get to if you don't live right on the red line for the North/Clybourn stop -The mens bathroom tends to build a gigantic line that I've never seen at another bar -It's not really a bar to 'go out' in, it's a sports bar Overall, it's a mediocre bar. If you're in the area and want good food, I'd recommend Sangria across the street. It's a few steps away, granted a bit pricier, but the food is far superior. The only real thing I feel Joe's has going for it are: -Great drinking deals on Tuesdays -Outdoor area in the summer -Tons of TVs
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Liz G.
Not my cup of tea. If all you're looking for stupid cheap Coors Light on a Tuesday nights, then come here. But otherwise, DJ was pretty terrible (reminded me of a wedding DJ...), and the crowd is mostly college students. Hot and cold with the staff: bartenders and servers were attentive and polite. BUT the bouncer in to the back room actually pushed me and said "nope. not gonna happen" when I showed him my wristband to see if the cover I paid included what was going on in the back. He was really rude and defensive and I hope management actually reads this and gets their backroom bouncer in check (working July 2nd around 10pm).
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Christina M.
Mikey o comedy show! I really only go to Joe's for the Mikey O Comedy shows! You can eat drink laugh and dance after! The comedians and the host Mikey O are hilarious. The service and drink specials are also always great. I always have a good tine and will be back soon!
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Heather G.
Never been here, trying to review another place and it posted on this bars page. Sorry joes, thanks for nothing yelp!
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Amy H.
I used to think that Joe's Sports Bar wasn't THAT bad. It's a sports bar with a lot of television sets and a great outdoor patio. What else to you need in a sports bar? I guess I was wrong. Or maybe they just went downhill in the last few years? I had some drinks on the patio a few weeks ago and the place smelled disgusting, like vomit and crushed dreams. Light some candles or something, Joe! They claimed to have Corona on special, but the outside bar "ran out" of Corona. And then the whole bar "ran out" of Corona. How does that even happen?? I was drinking well vodka and soda. I've had some strong vodka (a 12 hour bus ride through the Russian countryside will introduce you to a lot of strong bathtub vodka!) and this vodka was pretty harsh. Meh! I've experienced better, Joe's. Way better.
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Amy D.
Great sports bar, poor music venue. I got stepped on by a drunk chick who was trying to dance in an area that was not a dance floor. Her wedge bruised my ankle, 9 days later, it is still bruised. The bathrooms smell worse than a subway station. The first band was decent but the second, after using a racist word several times, had me making a bee line for the door. If this was the best bar in the area I would not patronize it because of their tolerance of blatant racism. Luckily I saw enough of Chicago to see that this place is not a good representation of what Chicago is.
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Lindsay S.
I hate that I enjoyed myself here. It was small town Texas flashback. Especially since I was here to see two performers I use to see at street festivals in Texas! Huge back room. Friendly and cute bartenders. Floor a bit sticky but ah well! Everyone was super nice, and I'm surprised to say, I really wouldn't mind going back. I can't believe I just said that.....
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Alexandria T.
I have been going to Joe's for several years to watch football on Sundays. They always have all of the games on, including my beloved Browns, even if it is on a smaller TV in the corner. Last Sunday, we went to watch the game, and I ordered the breakfast burrito. It was pretty good. The food is quality and super affordable. They used to have a caprese sandwich on the menu, but it has been replaced by a grilled cheese with a cup of tomato soup. I'm not complaining because who doesn't love soup in the fall/winter. They have a band on Sundays that really livens things up. And they also decorate the tables for whatever big game is on which I think is super cute. They have your standard beers on tap but also offer the Revolution Oktoberfest. Last Sunday when I was there to watch the game, they were offering complimentary manicures and massages. Watching football and getting a manicure=BEST SUNDAY ever!
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Kevin W.
This is a biased review. Flat out. But from a sports fan's perspective in Chicago. Awesome viewing experience all around for sports. Enjoyed being able to hear the game and have commercials drowned out by music too, but it's a Steelers Bar... In Chicago. This is the biased part. Good place to watch a game, but just not a Bears game with sound. Food was good, the prices were not too bad and my only complaint would be that it took about 30 minutes to get our orders, and there was only 2 of us there. But, still pretty understandable considering how busy they were. The really cool part was their outdoor concert they had in the now empty and under construction lot directly outside. Nice area, good atmosphere and in depth sports experience. I would recommend going and would not mind going back if it were a little closer to my home.
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Bri A.
I've been here before and had a good time, but Saturday's experience left a sour taste in my mouth. I met up with some friends to see a cover band. We were having fun and at one point, a gaggle of little Jersey Shore wannabe girls bombarded their way through the crowd, shoving everyone in sight. one girl exclaimed it was her 21st birthday. A middle aged guy was in tow and he apologized for them. He said he was the owner of the bar and they were with him. he also offered a few drinks on the house but I did not take him up on his offer. He could have been any random dude. Out of nowhere, two of the girls kept trying to start with me. I ignored them then told them to just stop. One of them put her hand in my face and tried shoving me. Good thing my friend held me back. It would have been trashy for me to stoop to their level and it's not nice to hit children anyway. They finally leave and still, they are trying to start with me but I ignore them, as hard as it was. I paid $10 to see that band and be with my friends, not fight with insipid little girls. Who starts fights with people to get up front to see a freaking COVER BAND anyway? LOL If that guy was the owner, as he claimed, then it's pretty lame to let obnoxious patrons in (probably for free) and knowingly let them HARASS paying customers. If that is the kind of crowd this bar is going for, then I'm taking my business elsewhere.
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Angie M.
I hadn't been to Joe's since probably 2007 when I shamelessly stopped by with some old sorority friends to see Hairbangers Ball perform. Needless to say it was a typical Lincoln Park bar experience... packed with Trixies and Chads, overpriced Bud Light bottles, booming sound system and general debauchery. Flash forward to Halloween Night 2010. For those not in the know, Joe's is a Steelers bar. And a serious Steelers bar at that. So much so it's the Official Home of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. The folks that show up at Joe's for Steelers games are super hard core. They all sport their Steelers gear, they pace around the bar, they cheer, they drink, they commiserate and are like a big family of Steelers fans in the Windy City. The problem is, if you're not a 'real' Steelers fan, you stand to get your ass kicked at this bar. Namely by the Commissioner of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. No, I didn't stutter. Actual ass kicking could occur. When I arrived at Joe's last night for the Steelers vs. Saints game, I arrived with a clear Steelers fan done up with a Troy Polamalu jersey and hairdo. There was no mistaking our allegiance. Well, my friend's allegiance. I'm a Bears fan, but showed up in neutral colors since I knew I was going to a Steelers bar and I was supporting my friend's team for the night. All was good until a few more friends showed up clearly NOT in Steelers attire. The Commish had a huge issue with us. He was totally heated and jumping around saying that we couldn't be in the bar because we're 'not real Steelers fans' and that this bar is for Steelers fans only and that we needed to leave. He even talked to the manager in the bar about us and was hooting and hollering that we should be kicked out because we're not all Steelers fans. Whoa buddy. Whoa. 1. Screw you. 2. Who gives a shit if I'm a real Steelers fan? Am I not cheering for the Steelers? Hell, I even waved around a stupid Terrible Towel. I'm supporting YOUR team for the night. Get over yourself. My actual Steelers fan friend saw The Commish getting hot and bothered, so she rushed in to smooth things over. Apparently, there's some kind of unspoken rule where mixed company, aka Steelers fans with their non-true Steelers fan friends, are supposed to sit in the back room of Joe's as to not mix with the real Steelers fans. Problem is the back room was closed off for a political rally event, so everyone had to sit in the front room. Once my friend explained that we're first time Joe's attendees and that our whole table is rooting for the Steelers, he seemed to calm down a bit, but honestly, it was so ridiculous. I'm not easily offended, and I was really pissed. No one tells ME what kind of fan I am, dude. And for the record? I'll drink in ANY bar I want, regardless of what color shirt I'm wearing. Steelers woes aside, you're looking at your typical sports bar kind of place with Joe's. The bar menu is a little disappointing with no real diversity. Wings, nachos, burgers and chicken sandwiches are pretty much the entire menu. The wings and nachos were alright, nothing to write home about... spicy, though. The real standout is the drink specials on Sundays. All domestic pitchers are $3.75. That's so cheap it should be illegal. My entire bill came to $20 (tax and tip included) for a landslide of pitchers and my portion of the check for our appetizers. Just a drop in the bucket. I suppose I'm still pretty heated over basically getting our asses kicked over showing up at a bar without Steelers jerseys. I mean, honestly... it was so unnecessary. Joe's - You may want to work on reeling in the attitude on your sports club events.
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Michael G.
If there's one thing that I hate, especially during election season, it's being told that I don't have a choice. If you tell me that a Democrat is running unopposed in Chicago, I'll vote for the Green just out of choice (and as a protest against "the machine"). And don't you dare tell me what my Halloween costume needs to be two days before the election. I was supposed to be Carrot Top. But, some patrons at Joe's had the audacity to tell me I needed to disguise myself as a Steelers fan. Like most weekends, when my experience happened Joe's was in costume as well. They turn for a bar filled with random douchebags (this bar is fratastic!) into a bar filled with Steelers fans around game time. And they do it all up. The large screen televisions (except for one showing the World Series) were tuned into the black-and-gold, the game was turned up loud, and the crowd was jumping to a brass band that played Steelers tunes during commercial breaks and after scores. Apparently there are multiple Steelers bars in the city, but if choosing any of them leads to a better Pittsburgh NFL atmosphere than here, I'd be shocked. Therein lies the rub, however. It's exclusively a Steeler's bar on these afternoons and nights, apparently. Something the group I was with wasn't alerted to. The back room, where concerts are held, would have been open to undesirables, but there was a choose Mark Kirk rally back there this particular Sunday (did I mention this bar is one of the douchiest in Chicago?). So since I and a couple others were not wearing Steelers gear (even though I hate the Saints and was rooting for the Pittsburgh crew whole-heartedly), we were actually reported to management? Really? Certain people in the crowd at Joe's need a major dose of "chill the fuck out." Even though it pretty much fits in with the sort of immature behavior I've seen at Joe's before, I can't blame the bar for that. What I can blame them for is having crappy beer on special (Coors Light?), mediocre food (my fried macaroni and cheese was burnt) with limited choices beyond standard bar fare, and a generic college bar vibe. They do occasionally have decent shows here (I've chosen to see The Smithereens here multiple times, among others) and the sound for them is good. Heck, the sound for the brass band during the Steelers game was excellent. But I've always made it a point to scamper through the front bar as quickly as possible to avoid reliving my college days. I have long since graduated into learning there are far more important choices in life than which beer to drink or which NFL team to root for. And I'll probably choose not to go here again due to that limited choice mentality being predominant.
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Randall K.
Food and service is passable. Bad bar food, used to be decent but now just plain awful and slow arriving at your table. Bar is still great in terms of the quantity of TV's and general bar layout.
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Ashley B.
I went here for the REO Speedwagon concert with the fam. We're from Champaign where they started up back in the day and my dad knew one of the guys. It was a really good time! We were off in a side room with nice hors'devours and free drinks. How could it NOT be fun?! I gotto go back and see how it is sans-music!
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Caroline M.
Thanks, but no thanks. Our group of about 20 people were arriving over the course of an evening. My friend and I arrived first, so we placed our drink orders with a very young girl who actually put her elbows on our table and leaned in towards us so we'd have a clear view of her cleavage. Ok, maybe that appeals to her male customers, but a table of girls? Yuck. That was so trashy and I like boobs, just not all up in our area. The Hawks were playing and our reserved tables were given away to other bar patrons. It was crappy because after our group began to arrive, everyone but our one remaining table had to stand. I can't place the blame on anyone because 3 weeks ago, no one knew for sure that the night of our party, there'd also be a hockey game on. We went with it and did not complain because they're a business and need to make their money too! In the end, the venue served its purpose. Their beer list could be improved a lot. And, if possible, try to sit outside. I was envious of the people on the attached patio.
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Luke S.
I have had a lot of great times here, but I don't think I can give any bar that charges cover more than 3 stars unless you are getting value for your cover. I should note that they only charge cover during peak times, but still it irks me! The food is actually decent here and they make a mean pizza. The service is hit or miss, but it's usually pretty decent. The crowd varies based on who is playing in the back. They have a wide variety of shows from Country to Cover Bands. I have had a good time more often than not here and I can't say that about many bars.
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Christi M.
Staff across the board is EXTREMELY rude and unprofessional. Good space, but people who don't know how to work in the service industry. From the bag check girl to the bus boy... Coming from someone with years in the service industry, wouldn't go back unless I absolutely had to.
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Stephanie T.
We had a great time watching the blackhawks game here! Lots of TVs and the service/food was excellent!
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Molly L.
Two stars for an awesome place to see a show. Don't waste your time trying to eat here. Worst service in Chicago. The waitresses take forever to come to the table, get drinks, food takes forever. They are all honestly clueless.
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Natalia B.
If you are gonna drink just one drink bring cash!!! You have to buy at least $15 woth of drinks/food to be able to pay with a credit card. For a Saturday night that place was dead. If I was dressed better would have went over next door to Mask where the music was bumpin and seemed real packed. Lots of TV's though on every wall.
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Lulu R.
You know those places that trigger a certain memory because you had such a great time there? This is one of those places. This place reminds me of better times when things were much simpler. When time was of no issue when you are having drinks with friends. No need to worry about spending too much money because its refreshingly affordable. Especially on Tuesdays: Two dollar personal pitchers. This place is huge!!! During the warmer seasons, they open up the outside patio equipped with a bar so you don't miss a beat. They have a variety of live bands playing throughout the week. The DJ opens up the dance floor to dance off some of that drink. They serve food here which is pretty good considering I don't expect much from bars. Tuesdays are the days I usually go but I am sure they run other specials throughout the week as well. word to the wise: If you go on Tuesdays, DO NOT wear baggy clothing and arrive early! they have a upstairs section which I believe they open up for private parties or when they get busier. But again, Joes is gigantic without it. Plasma televisions adorn the walls with that day's basketball/baseball/hockey/golf/volleyball/Âfootball game. Parking around here is plentiful but they have private lots and valet if you want to pay for parking closer. I miss those days. A LOT. Every time I need a little reminder, I come here. See you next Tuesday!
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Karen C.
I've been here a fair amount of times over the years, for concerts, semi-naked Australians (what? yeah. that's what I said), nights out, etc., and I'm always left feeling... eh, I've had better, but I still can't completely hate on it. Joe's is huge. Like, holy crap, size matters, huge. They get decent bands, and I recently trekked over there to see the Thunder From Down Under show (save your $$ ladies, it's way better in Vegas). Lots of giant TVs which is a bonus for sporting events. Though my feelings for Joe's pretty much come down to this: Lines? Cover charges? Bathroom attendants? Bouncers on power trips? Maybe I'm just getting old but all these things annoy me. That being said, I overlook these few annoyances because Joe's is the one place that I can definitely catch a quality country show in the city, for a reasonable price. Do I hate getting beer spilled on me? Yes. But do I love being 4 feet away from Josh Kelley? Yes. You take the good with the bad, right?
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greg b.
came for MNF and Hoosier Hoops. Surprised to find a smoker outside for some of the best ribs i have ever had! half slab with all side's, for under $10
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AJ M.
For some reason this bar is very popular. And for someone whoose been there many times I wonder why. This place is a extra large sports bar but it trys to be so much more. The bouncers have a strict dress code as if it is a club, no white tees allowed! They keep the line long and tend to fill this place so packed its often one in one out by like 10pm. I have only gone on tuesdays because they used to have 2$ beer pitchers, which can be fun with big groups, and can be a cheap night out. But if your really trying to enjoy the game comfortably go somewhere else, this place can get packed like crazy and the other side turns into a club. Heard the food is good, and concerts are good as well. Although I wouldnt go back, not worth the long line, overcrowdedness, and 17 yr olds!
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Ann M.
The only thing I didn't like about this bar was the $5 cover charge. We're 21+ and here to buy drinks -- why the need for a cover charge? Just seemed kind of ridiculous. On the flip side they had $1 bud light cans (on Thursday) and we took full advantage of that. It's a huge bar with a lot of TV's. Overall, we had a good time there but not jumping up and down about my experience.
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Christine P.
I was visiting from out of town and wanted a place to watch the Pacquaio - Hatton fight and our concierge recommended Joe's Bar. Our cab driver had a hard time finding the place so it took us a while to get here. When we got here, they charged us a $10 cover. The place was super crowded but we snagged a good place to watch the fight on the second level, I think it was their "VIP" section. We ordered pizza and it took over an hour for them to get it to us.. Anyway, I thought the place was OK but it was too crowded for me.
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Ed D.
Just enjoyed the Big 10 tourney here and have to say, their wings are the best I've ever tasted. Buffalo or BBQ, both simply outstanding. They have a smoker outside and man do they use it. Incredible. Great place to watch a game or concert. Servers are excellent.
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Mikey J.
Wow, talk about cheap beer: $2 pitchers? Awesome. I came here last Tuesday with some new friends and it was a jolly good time. The place is large and filled with a a diverse bunch of people. The outdoor patio is a must during these beautiful Chicago summer nights. There are tables to play drinking games (i.e. flip cup) and there is an enormous screen for a projector on the patio for watching sports games. Inside the atmosphere is different with a dance floor and large bar. There is a cover (sucks I know) and it can get quite crowded, but its overall a solid sports bar.
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Jane M.
My gym has fights here. I've gone to support my gym mates, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to come to this shithole. It's a sports bar, so already the douche factor is high. But whatever. The problem I have with it is everything else. We'll start with the floor, which is so crowded with drunk, screaming woo girls and meatheads that I will actually pay for balcony seats just to avoid having beer spilled on me and random gropings by dudes straight off the set of Jersey Shore. Pay an exorbitant $60 bucks for balcony seats (for amateur fighters, many of which, it seems, haven't even had their first smoker so wtf with THAT) which include random guys off the floor crowding you because security is inattentive, which sucks because the house sold more tickets than they had seats so you're already packed in like sardines. To get to the bathroom from this $60 dollar perch you have to negotiate stairs regularly blocked by fighters plus entourage as they make their posturing way back and forth with various ring girls in tow, and a bar area that resembles nothing so much as the blocked arteries of a 79 year old lifelong fan of every pork product ever invented. Drinks are way over priced and way under alcohol-ed. I got charged for a top shelf gin when I could taste it was well. Which was some ninja skill on my part, since my glass was mostly tonic. The otb they added next door makes for some shady clientele as well. All in all, the only nice thing I have to say about Joe's is that there's reasonably priced valet parking on event nights and the bathroom attendant in the ladies room is a nice, if random, touch.
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Natalie A.
Walked into Joes for a Mikey O: The Fullerton Experience comedy show on 02/19 It was my first time to Joes and I loved it! Valet is available.... Spacious, which was great because there was a great amount of peole who were also attending the comedy show.. Servers were attentive! Bathrooms were clean... Kenny Jammin' Jason was also DJ'ing that night which kept my feet moving! My only negative: $11 for a glass (a short glass btw) of Bluemoon? That's just pure robbery! I will try their popular Tuesday nights I keep hearing of one of these days to see if it makes up for the robbery I experienced, haha! I also suggest you check out a Mikey O comedy show for a great time filled with laughs!
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Pinaki S.
Yeah, I mean this is like the theme park of sports bars. First off, its in the suburban wasteland of North and Clybourn area. Secondly, its the biggest freaking bar in the city, which allows it to basically do whatever the hell it wants. Beach party? Check. Indoor Bags league. Check. Cover bands twice a week. Check. Super drunk quarter beers on Tuesday. Check (note: I have yet to go. Tuesdays anyone?????) Polka band for Steelers games on Sundays. Check. Yeah, the space is HUGE and is as intimate as an aircraft hanger. But the servers are friendly. The Angus burger the manager bought me a beer for to try was really, really, really good. Coors light drafts are $3.50, which is good for the type of bar (try going to Zentra across the street and getting that price. Second thought, don't) Thought the era of multipurpose venues was finished when Camden Yards opened in 1992 (sorry, slightly esoteric baseball reference!)?? Joe's didn't think so.
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Jerome H.
Have been here for various concerts, sound system is awesome, had a good time here, would come back!!
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Melanie V.
Minus one star. You know why? They don't give you free refills on pop! What? We ordered food AND alcohol, but still no refills! Because we had no idea, we kept asking for refills. In the end, our tab for coke alone came out to $12. Are you kidding me? That is ridic. That's 2.5 pitchers of beer right there! It'd be nice for the waitress to tell us the refills aren't free. I mean, really. Way to rip ppl off.
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Joshua J.
The worst bar I've been to in Chicago. Why? 1. The bartenders are unattentive to the point of being bothered to have to make you a drink. 2. The bartenders are stingy to the point of serving non-alcoholic drinks. In the world of Joe's Bar, a vodka cranberry, for example, is a pint of cranberry juice with about a 1/4 shot of vodka. Avoid like the plague.
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Susan M.
It's ok. Service sucks. We went to see Brad Paisley which was great seeing that big star in a venue this small. We got there at 630, show starts at 815. We grab a seat in the sports bar for food before we drink. We had to find a waitress to take our order, who said she'd have to come back after she takes care of some things. We went to go get our drinks from the bartender while we waited. When she finally took our order for food, my friend had ordered a burger. She said "I wouldn't order that if I were you, that guy ordered a burger and he's still waiting" When asked what else she recommended, she suggested an appetizer - simple throw in the fryer type of food... ok, so we ordered two chicken finger plates. We waited for an HOUR for our chicken fingers. We shoveled 'em down with 5 minutes to spare before the start of the show. That needs work. I'm not sure if it was an isolated incident, but it was frustrating. Good thing we had lots to talk about to keep us occupied. The show itself was great, crowded, but fun. I would go back to see a favorite artist there, but skip the pre-concert dining.
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Sarah A.
Joe's has some awesome bands play here so you know I'm a fan. They have reasonable prices and a nice atmosphere, haven't had the food yet. Go for the live music, their stage and sound are great!
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cassie r.
Packers game. Cheap beer. Open tables. It was all good at Joe's last Sunday, as I spent my lazy afternoon watching football and enjoying a few brews. The beer list was minimal, but they did have a few goodies from Stone Brewing - and the $2 pitchers of Coors Light kept most at my table more than happy for the day. This place boasts copious amounts of television, so you always have a screen to watch, and the service was pretty good. They offer fairly standard bar food, and the free, very buttery popcorn, is certainly a plus. It's also close to the red line North/Clybourn stop - so not a bad spot, overall. And in case any fellow Yelpers were wondering, Joe's is apparently a good place to come if you're looking to have a gropefest with your significant other - three hours of a nearby couple in constant dry hump mode became a sideshow for about half of the patrons in the bar, including my table. I mean, three hours? At some point, one of them should have just made the executive decision to get a room. Yet, it did allow the folks at my table to come up with outrageous scenarios for our exhibitionists - maybe they just met on Match.com She's from the suburbs, he's from the city....discovering love on Weed Street. How beautiful. Needless to say, when they left they deserved, and received, a round of applause from three or four tables. It's not every day you get that kind "car wreck, can't look away" distraction at the bar. Thank YOU Joe's, for a randomly entertaining afternoon.
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Deena D.
I friggin' love Joe's. It makes me feel like I'm back at ZooMass Amherst. First things first, this is a sports bar, so ladies try not to overdress and complain when game 5 of the Bulls Play Offs is on instead of Lil Weezy. Trust me, I've been there and we will dance as soon as it's over. I was surprised that the food here isn't bad, my date and I had split a caprese pizza and they had some nice drink specials mid week. I think a few friends had signed up for a club type of thing and they ran a $1 drinks promo early Friday evening. No wonder this place gets so messy! I've seen Rock Candy play here and a few other Chicago bands, it's been a blast. I love how there is so much space and it doesn't get unbearably crowded. When games are on they have a few different TVs going in the back room so you don't miss the action. This place is ideal for a group of guys/gals to celebrate since it almost caters to all - dancing + sports + booze. Plus super close off the red line North/Clybourn stop!
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Shradha A.
Had been here last fall for an obama watch party but didn't think that was the right night to review this place - Last night went here game-watching and the food and service were just A-OK... watching the games was fun but somehow this place is just very loud even when not crowded - something to do with the acoustics and the loft ceilings i think... not my favorite to hang out for the games... still looking for "my place" though...
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Den M.
After being told this place is fun and have great deals on Tuesdays, a friend and I stopped in. I have to agree, sitting inside offers nothing....quite boring. I didnt know there was another room in the back. I suppose thats where the dj is because I saw party-lookin-people heading in that direction. Popcorn is free however you would need to know it because the waiteress wont tell you. The service was deceit but the food was thumbs down. We had nachos cheese with guac. What a waste of money and tummy space! Because of the food I don't think I would go back.
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Melissa B.
My boyfriend and I were in Chicago this past weekend for the Bears game and I saw that Too White Crew band were having a concert here. I have seen them in concert in my hometown and knew they played here a lot so I immediately jumped online to buy tickets which were only $8 bucks a piece. I'm not sure how much they were at the door but I cant imagine they were much more. Its a great sports bar with tons of seating and a lot of TVs. Great for groups or just a few friends. Then you go down a hallway and walk into its almost like a dance club with a huge stage and dance floor. Numerous bars through out the area so never waiting too long for a drink. Average price for drinks, we ended up spending about $50-$60 bucks for the two of us all night. I think the thing I like most about the place is you get the best of both worlds, sports bar to watch the game and then a club to get your dance on. Great music old/new school hip-hop and pop. They do have a coat check $4 bucks per coat but that is nice for those cold Chicago nights. I really liked the clientele at this bar. People in their later 20- early 50s and nothing too fancy. Yeah people are dressed nice but nothing crazy fancy like some Chicago bars are. You could be in a jersey or you could be in heels and still feel comfortable. Nothing too young like teeny boppers trying too hard, that can be very annoying. We didn't try any food because we only came for the concert. We had a great time at this great bar would definitely come again!!
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John T.
I have seen a plethora of shows here that are really all over the place in terms of genre, and each time I loved it! From Hello Dave to Hairbanger's Ball, this place has you covered. In addition, it's a great place to catch a UFC fight and have a beer with some friends. The space is enormous; the parking rates are not bad at all; and the crowd is fun! It is not expensive, especially compared to many other Chicago night spots. At the end of the day, though, it is a large sports bar that serves average food and does not have the best mixed drinks (very college feel in terms of drink quality).
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Deana R.
I try hard not to be an annoying vegetarian. One of the ways I do that is by looking up menus for restaurants online before I go there, so I know if I should eat a sandwich or something before I leave. Joe's online menu lists quite a few fish and veggie options that they don't actually have, which wouldn't have been so bad if the waitress hadn't been like "Yeah, well, it's kind of a meat place..." when I asked about it. I might have known it was "kind of a meat place" if they'd put the correct menu online. Also, they ran out of glasses halfway through my visit and just started serving smaller drinks for the same price, and the service was generally slow and apathetic.
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Kyle B.
Ok, I know that I should love this place more and, admittedly, I did not go on a weekday for these specials I've heard so much about so perhaps my review is a little skewed. That being said, here is why I think Joe's on Weed is just "A-Ok". I went there over the weekend to see Hairbanger's Ball (which is always a good time) and also to attend a party for a company I don't work for. In my defense, I was invited (not necessarily crashing) so it was ok. I did however make up a false title so, if asked, my back story would sound legit. So for the night I was a "Drywall Chemical Engineer". Whatever that is. The deal was to pay $30 for all you can drink, which I generally never fall to. The idea that I could even drink $30 worth of beer is kind of silly being as, for the most part, my college days are behind me. However, my thought process led me astray into thinking "Even if I can get four good pints of beer out of this, it will all be worth it." Boy was I in for a surprise. When we finally made it to the bar I was crushed to find out that the only available alcohol for the deal was Coors Light (yuck) and well liquor (double yuck.) To make things worse they assign you a cup so after you've waited in line you can't even order two drinks for your efforts. It also made switching drink orders grossly impossible. All things considered, the place is pretty huge and they have an ample amount of televisions. The shows are pretty intimate and great for something like Hairbanger's Ball, but I wouldn't want to see a for realz show here. Just kind of a weird atmosphere for a non-party band. I would go back here again, but I'll definitely avoid the alcohol specials next time. Sorry Joe's. I'll try you out on a weeknight when the grass is greener.
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Matt M.
I have gone here for 3 or 4 UFC events on their giant outdoor projector and have been pleased for the most part. However, the place can get outrageously packed and people get drunk and block the screen. They are way understaffed, but the staff does try hard - just can't keep up. After 10 pm one should expect a lot pink/lavender polos matched with skinny jeans and livestrong bracelets.
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Brian P.
The bouncers here are total douchebags. I rather take my money and go to a bar that would appreciate my money elsewhere. I dont see how this place is so popular. I will never walk into this place ever again even if someone paid me a million dollars.
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Laur N.
Mostly because the bouncer didn't even let us in. My boyfriend and I were going to meet my sister and her friend here. We wanted to get in before 9pm so we wouldn't have to pay the $10 cover (which kind of defeats the purpose of going for 25 cent beers). We were taking the bus when we noticed that time was ticking, so we grabbed a cab ($8) and made it there just in the nick. *Phew* The bouncer checks my ID. A-ok. Then, the bouncer checks the Italian ID of my 30 year old boyfriend, who looks every minute of 30. He sees the date. He sees my old man. He says he needs his PASSPORT, because too many college kids try to use fakes to get in. It's their policy, he says. I explain that we're meeting my sister and we took a cab here and all... I ask nicely, would it be possible if we go back home, get his passport, come back, could we please just pay the $3 cover, all things considered? He says maybe. He says he'll let us cut the line, but he won't commit to a yes or a no on the cover charge thing. Even a no is better than a maybe in this instance, seeing that we just cabbed it over, I would like a guarantee one way or another. But.. no. So we went somewhere else, and met up with my sister at a nearby spot a little later. I see now that the insane line is wrapping around the block, so at least I can appreciate the offer to let us cut if we came back. But by that point I don't think I'd want to go in after I heard the excited "omg bars lol clubs! &#*% collage lmfao! omg omg lol" that was resonating from the overdressed underage kids in line. I might try again, but either way I'll be sure to get there before they do.
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Morgan V.
Recently I was trying to assess what I do with my weekends and I realized that I'm at Joe's on Weed St. probably 2-4 times per month. Considering that there's only 8 weekend nights in a month, that's pretty hefty. Joe's is THE Chicago go-to for country concerts. They have an incredible lineup of country from small names from Texas to stars who could headline an arena if they wanted. I've seen Eric Church, Jake Owen (twice), Blake Shelton, Robert Earl Keen, Pat Green, (gave my Miranda Lambert tix to the ex girlfriend), and a bunch of Red Dirt Country shows that most people have never heard of there. The setting is intimate and the band can actually see and interact with the crowd. Joe's is also home to a majority of Chicago's best cover bands. Mike and Joe, Sixteen Candles, and Rod Tuffcurls have played there many times. Even saw a midget cover band of Britney Spears (Mini Britney) one night. Random. On top of the best concert venue in town, Joe's has great prices. Saturday nights are $5 pitchers of Coors Lt. Pitchers are only $10 on the other nights, which is still a great deal. They are also home to the Steelers Club of Chicago. I hate the Steelers with a passion, but I'm envious that my Seahawks don't have a similar following. They bring in a live band with a full brass section and rope off the front area for their games. Looks like quite the experience! To compliment their dinner menu, Joe's recently purchased a smoker and has started working BBQ into their rotation. I haven't been around to try the new food though. See you at the next show!
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Andrea B.
I've been here twice, so maybe I'm a bit harsh in my review but if I was writing a review on my first trip here, it would be great because it was slow, the beers were cheap, and it was relaxed. This was the way it started on my second visit, and then it got weird. First off, I don't think Joe's knows what kind of bar it is. A sports bar? A club? A concert hall? A gathering of some of the rudest, sluttiest, and drunkest people you will ever meet? I feel bad for the poor souls that work here. I came here with a few girlfriends of mine after a work party to get some drinks and food. It was slow, and we took over a large table in the back. Everything started out fine; our waitress was nice, music was playing, beers were flowing. Soon however, Joe's started filling up with all sorts of crazy: douchebags, hippies, Trixies, slutty girls looking for a douchebag to take home, and the regular people who just want a damn drink. The music got louder (we weren't complaining), and the bodies started dancing. And grinding...and getting in our way. A trip to the bathroom became a nightmare not only because it took us ten minutes just to split the masses of people like Moses, but because every time my friends and I used the restroom, it seemed something happened. My friend found a used feminine product on the floor; I found a purse (no worries ladies, I did turn it in, money and all). Then they have the wonderful lady who hands you towels and listens to you pee, and you feel bad not giving her a dollar because of it. We also realized the kitchen is situated in the same hall as the restrooms; and not only is your pizza going through that throng of dirty restroom air, it's also going through crazy sweaty people before you shove it in your mouth. No thanks. Oh, and I almost got in a fight with some girl who was in my way. I don't play; if you're too stupid to step aside when I ask, then I'm going to push and not say sorry. And yes...I will hurt you so don't try me. And then we had to deal with the masses of drunks trying to take our seats every time we stood up. I really hate crowded spaces, if you couldn't tell. I had a good time with the company I was with; we danced, we drank, we went home. Will i return? Maybe...just not on a Tuesday!
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Michael R.
I have mixed feelings on Joe's. It definitely has some great events and if you are looking to watch a fight or ppv or game, then this is the spot. The place is huge and has tv's all over. The only thing i hate is the prices on drinks and the douchebags that seem to all congregate here. Plus the parking in the area sucks horribly. Again, you won't regret going but you will feel like you could have had the same or better experience somewhere else for cheaper.
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Nicole M.
I was a little upset with joe's bar. I'm a waitress as well so I try not to give bad reviews unless the experience is pretty bad. We were seated in the back section for a concert sunday night and out waitress had about 7 tables by herself which can be stressful I understand. She came up to us in a timely manner and took our drink and food orders. We got our drinks and waited about 20 minutes for food. I ordered a hot dog (which was a good deal of $4 for a hot dog and fries) and my friend got a grilled cheese. Our waitress brought my hot dog out and asked if there was anything else she could get us. Well, yes the other food we ordered. She said she would go grab it and didn't come back for 10 minutes saying the kitchen was backed up. Backed up for a grilled cheese that takes 5 minutes? If it would have been put in the same time as the hot dog, it would have come out the same time so she obviously had not written our order down and forgot to put it in (trust me I know the excuses). So I was a little frustrated and we waited another 15 minutes for my friends food while I had already finished mine. I also had asked for some tots so my friend wasn't eating alone and then she came back saying they were out so we just took the bill. But she had taken my ID and credit card when she first came to the table so I had to wait for her to come back and bring me those. Overall, the hot dog bun was burnt and a little too stale. The fries were pretty decent. I just wish she hadn't made up an excuse for forgetting.
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Jayne K.
Over the past 3 years, Joe's for me has become like that ex you call up when the last call pickings are particularly slim. Familiar and satisfying, yet you can't help thinking your time would have been better spent trying something new. That said, we had some great times, didn't we Joes? My first country concert in Chicago, my shocking discovery that RC cola makes the most delicious rum and diet, Oklahoma's beatdown of Texas et all... It's not your fault Joes. Your pizzas still tasty, your Coors light's still cheap and plentiful and your clientele is still delightfully trashy. We've just grown apart as I've grown up. I'll see you around though. Probably sooner rather than later.
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Andrew B.
Joe's is a great bar to enjoy some sports on a Saturday. The pitchers are $4 on Saturday and there are plenty of TVs. Some large screens and some smaller ones right next to your table. There isn't much natural light and when you walk out into the sunlight it kind of feels like you just exited a casino. Of course, you could just wander across the street to the OTB and enjoy a great day of actual gambling. The food is pretty good for a bar and my favorite feature is the free toppings available for the burgers and sandwiches. Instead of charging you a dollar for bacon or mushrooms, the toppings are all free. You get a great burger and have a nice little topping salad on the side.
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Mihir P.
I always thought the name of this place was Joe's on Weed and not Joe's Sports Bar. I prefer my interpretation. Good place to see a game and great place to see a band, Awesome drink specials like $.25 beers and $2 pitchers!
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Karolina T.
I finally made it out to Joe's from Boy Band Night after my friend won some free tickets and was pleasantly surprised. They have a very large bar area and also a separate large concert area. The drinks were not overly priced, although they were also very water down. Another surprise was that even for being very crowded, the view of the stage was pretty good where ever you stood. I had a great time dancing to DJ Gusto after the concert after the band finished playing, and I though they went on for a really long time! I'm coming back next week for Josh Abbot Band, and I definitely want to come back some day to hang out in their bar area as well as rooftop patio which supposedly allows dogs on Mondays!
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David H.
I believe the only time I really come here is when there's a corporate sponsored party. In this case, there was lots of great beer and liquor being served, many rooms and a roof deck---- and lots of people. Loud music. Joe's is a fun place to hang for music, drinks and de-stressing. The area has improved quite a bit, but definitely a good ride from downtown Chicago. At these parties, it's sometimes difficult to find taxi transportation due to the supply/demand issue when you have hundreds of heavy partiers leaving at the same time. I was not one of them having learned from past experience. Main takeaway--- have fun, chill out, and bring lots of money.
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Ramsey B.
Great tasting wings (buffalo)...very meaty. Don't waist your time with the mini cheeseburger slider appetizer. They are served in 3 and are reminiscent of the sample sizes you can eat at Sam's Club for FREE. Plenty of large screen TVs and 2 large projector screens in the back area to watch a Chicago sports event, such as yesterday evening's Black Hawks game.
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Christine S.
Joe's is the go-to place in Chicago for country shows. They draw top acts in and it's always a blast! Where else can you get that close to your favorite country singers? Most shows sell out, and it gets super crowded...but the tickets are usually pretty cheap...so if you can rough the crowds, you'll be fine. Drinks are very reasonably priced. The bathroom lines move surprisingly quick for how many people are at the bar. I haven't had a bad concert experience here and hope that continues. Fingers crossed!
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Kamal H.
This place is not only a dump and overpriced. Everyone from the doorman to the bouncers, to the bartenders are inept and have zero ability to use the English language coherently. The place is huge and and has plastic tables and everything is painted black. It's not even dive bar awesome. It's just a dump. Save yourself the trouble and never come here. I didn't know people this dumb could be gainfully employed......
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Ryan R.
Pretty lame bar. The atmosphere was weak and left much to be desired. I thought the music would make up for the poor atmosphere but whatever mediocre band they brought in didn't help.
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H P.
Very disappoint on drinks, asked for jack n coke and he just provided me coke charging me 8 bucks. Please save your money go somewhere else..
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Gerry X.
Good food....open space. some of it was closed off due to a private improv show... and it was busy cause apparently they were all waiting to get in there. Once the line for people to get in went down, there was still a few people to make the place comfortable, and then next door was the OTB area where people were glued to the boob tubes and the bar. Parking was packed so we had to walk a little over a block to get there, but our food came promptly. Now originally....I was going to rate this place 5 stars....then i remembered our waitress. She was nice....did not come all the time to check on us....it was busy with other people get that. It was the minute we paid for the check she had grabbed the signature and before the ink was dry she was on her way and barely got a thanks or a good night.....I don't know what she said because she was already a step away from us and we at that time was already a closed chapter in that book. I worked in many spots in services...clothing sales, computer sales, and the service industry....Papagus in downtown Chicago (which is no longer there) Customer service is huge....and I do not need to tell anyone the reasons why...So yeah I felt like he went through the motions as a matter of form....if that makes sense.
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Katy K.
No longer a Steelers bar, fyi. It is apparently now a Saints bar.
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Rinkesh P.
Everyone experiences differ from each other, my first one here was not only bad, it was sad. It felt unwelcoming somehow :(
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Jordan K.
Came here to watch some college football last weekend. I can't speak to what it's like to see a concert here or anything like that. First of all, this place is huge, has tons of TVs everywhere and a mix of booths and tables. The beer menu was ok, but nothing special. I had the buffalo chicken tenders with fries. They were good, but again nothing special. Tl;dr I'd go back to meet friends to watch a game, but wouldn't single it out as a place to suggest to go.
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Nosy W.
Always go here for sports.. Tons of TV's and it's never overly crowded. The buffalo chicken ANYTHING is my go-to (pizza, dip) we even recently ordered delivery from GrubHub and our order was extremely late. My husband called and the manager comp'd our meal which was very nice. To go beyond that, they sent us a $25 gift card in the mail apologizing. Class act! Customer for life!
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Rachel A.
Went there last night and loved the rooftop bar!! There was live music and overall good vibes. There are some pretty nice views of the city from the rooftop which areaways nice to look at while at a bar. The bar was not overcrowded at all which I also appreciated! There was no cover charge.
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Carolyn L.
I came here for a dance performance evening a couple of months ago and it was pretty fun. It's a hot spot in the area, it seems. I think the event I was at drew a pretty specific crowd so it wasn't as douchey as I've heard is normal. Service at the bar was quick, the sound was good, and the DJ played some good intro tunes. I wouldn't necessarily go back, but I didn't hate it!
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Paul G.
They have jenga and beer pong. It's clearly a college bar. We came her ok a Tuesday night because of the 2 dollar pitchers. The pitchers seemed smaller but at least they had games. They still have an ad for midnight buffet but they haven't been doing for a couple months. Also the 5 dollar pizza stops at midnight. It's an ok place but o haven't really seen it ok the weekends.
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John B.
They really need to hire more waitstaff/bartenders. I arrived to meet some people on a Friday evening, and waited more than 15 minutes at the bar for my drink. I could not even get a bartender to service me for my second go around, so left. The sound system really stinks, as I could not make out what the solo acoustic guitarist was singing. Overall, not a good experience.
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Peter C.
Omg had an amazing time on weed street!!!!!Jessica, Amanda, and Marisa are amazing servers/bartenders/managers. My friend lost his credit card and they went scoping the whole bar for the card until they found it!!!! Plus a shot for the effort. Great time in chicago.
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Amanda M.
My friends and I used to go here regularly on Tuesdays for their beer specials. It was usually a good time. Lots of people but never difficulty finding a place to sit. I hate having to pay cover at this place, especially when there's no band or I don't stay that late for it. The taco salad with chicken is so good!
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Lane B.
I think I just had the best Bloody Mary ever. We were a party of 5 and everybody had a wonderful time. Hadn't been here since I was a tourist 11 years ago. Had fond memories of the place so thought I'd revisit after relocating here. Very much improved!!! Mac and Cheese pizza was insane, the Parmesan Garlic fries did not disappoint, the individual tvs at our table were perfect and our server was great. And again an incredible Bloody Mary even though I could have done without the olive. Looking forward to coming back. This visit exceeded my expectations.
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Walter K.
This bar was overrun by people in for a concert, thus making it a terrible place to watch sports. Coors Light sponsored the concert, so that was the only drink available. If you truly want a good place in the hood to watch sports, walk over to Sully's.
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Araceli R.
i was there last nite 7-9-2014 for a first time because my favorite band argentinian vilma palma e vampiros perform nice place the stage soo close for fans....... i wil try the food next time the only think i dont like lately is that restaurants & clubs have in the ladys rooms some ladys selling candies , perfums , make up you just have to leave a tip wtf is that sharing all that ewwwwww & they have a sings we work for tips !!!!! thats a complain joes "
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Alyssa K.
Joe's has a lot of great shows. If you love country music then it is a great place to check out a new artist or an old favorite. The concert space is nice and large with plenty of bars so you can get a drink. Concert tickets are cheap but they make up for it in drink prices. My friend ordered a double shot of Crown on the rocks and the bartender but the most pathetic amount of liquor in the cup. Seriously, full cup of ice with a little sprinkle of alcohol and that was $10. I come from a small town where a bottle of beer cost $2.50 and I know prices here are a lot higher but this was ridiculous.
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Beast B.
Years ago this was the best place in Chicago on a Tuesday, now it's crap. $20 cover on a Tuesday after 9pm because it's $2.00 crappy beer night. It's ridiculous, it was dead compared to years ago. The pizza sucks, I've had better frozen pizza. There's better sports bars to go to that don't charge a cover.
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Lindsey M.
A nationally recognized concert venue that hosts upcoming and established country artists. To make it in country music as an artist, this would be the target venue to gain real recognition.
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Krystal R.
Had a blast here! Food is good, service is good, people there were all chill. The back "room" is huge for bands...so much fun. We saw "Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press" they rocked. We would definitely go back.
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Terrence M.
I've been here only 30 minutes and I've been waiting to be served since. I asked the waitress and she told me there were other waitresses around and that they'll be to me as soon as they can. Haven't had a drink but I would like to try the food. I don't think I'll be returning.
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Kelsey L.
I absolutely love going to this bar, especially for country concerts. The space allows for a great view from any location and if you get there a little early, you can almost always be close to the stage. The beers are not too expensive and they also have waitresses passing through the crowd selling beers so you don't have to struggle through all of the people to get to the bar. That being said, it is sometimes a challenge to get to the bathroom because it's in the back and it gets pretty crowded. In addition to the concert space, I also love their new rooftop. I have been there on a Blackhawks game day. It was a really sunny day which was great but there's not a lot of shade so it can get hot. We ate delicious pizza and played beer pong. They have two TVs near the bar that you can check for scores but are otherwise hard to see from the seats. Overall, this bar never disappoints. I always have such a good time! And it is closely located near the red line stop.
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Kayu T.
I can see this place being awesome for sports and esp horse betting. The drinks were better one after another and the food from what i've seen around were good as well.
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Jackie V.
Never setting foot in this place again! Paid money for a show and waited at a table for over an hour only to have to watch a crowd of people be let in to be seated. Customer service at its worst!!!
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Jenna S.
Yes, this place can turn into douche-central in the evenings (especially Tuesdays with those crazy cheap beers and on weekends when all the chads and sororistitutes come out in full force) but it's awesome for sports. I am always really happy with the way this bar organizes sports viewings. Just tell them at the door which game you've come to see and they'll direct you to the appropriate part of the bar for viewing. This deliberate seating lends itself to being able to hang out with other fans of your team (or the team you're playing) which gets fun after some beer. The best part of the bar is the front where the booths have TVs at the tables. I love sitting in a booth with my own personal TV that I can control - that way, we can flip between games and see what's happening on other channels. Food is pretty good and reasonably priced. The menu is big enough and has your standard bar apps, burgers, sandwiches, salads, etc. There's always drink specials (Bloodys, beer buckets, pitchers, etc.). They even have a ton of concerts and all kinds of other special events going on during the week, if you're into that sort of thing. Parking in the area can be pretty difficult but there's a small lot across the street that has a paybox for parking that's about $10 on weekends. Not bad if you're gonna be around for a few hours and you can even walk over to Whole Foods.
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Christina K.
I ordered delivery, so my experience is a little different from a lot of the other reviewers. The delivery was exceptionally fast. 20 minutes before the estimated delivery time. This was fantastic, but in the rush, the wings I ordered were forgotten. I am giving this restaurant 5 stars though, because the manager Dan exceeded my expectations in resolving this issue. I was really amazed at how much the restaurant wanted to fix the problem. They delivered a fresh set of wings within 20 minutes. I am very happy with how the situation was remedied. The food itself was AMAZING. The wings are the very best I have ever had aside from my husband's special recipe. They have a delicious smoky flavor at first, that slowly becomes the perfect amount of heat. The garlic ranch dip was great as well. The pizza was very good too! It was a great balance of cheese and sauce, with a good amount of pepperoni. Since moving to Chicago, we have been looking for a good non-Chicago style pizza, and I think we have finally found it. Overall, I will definitely be ordering from this restaurant again. the delivery was super fast, and the food tasted perfect. The management is very good at handling situations and made me feel like a valued customer.
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Marissa G.
For subpar bar food, over priced weak drinks, and truly terrible service, head on over to Joe's. I am baffled as to why, in this city of culinary and alcoholic bliss, any establishment would serve what Joe's does. Flavorless sliders, anyone? Maybe it was being ignored by two different waitresses for the entirety of my stay, or waiting over an hour for our nasty meals, but I was upset when I left, and it takes monumental and repeated instances of bs for me to finally get upset. Obviously Joe's delivered on that too. Ugh. If it weren't for the amazing live burlesque show I went to see there, I would have walked out.
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Scott J.
Typically, Joe's on Weed is a great venue with good service. However, on my most recent trip, the turnover or change in staff really showed in poor fashion. It was Halloween and my wife had asked a bouncer if she could go up on stage with some of the other folks who had Halloween costumes on - he said yes. She started to go up and another bouncer grabbed her and kicked her out. In addition, he was touching her inappropriately and when I told him to stop and that I can handle it, he continued to do so and laughed. Once outside, I requested for her to come back in considering it was a disconnect. One of the outside security people said yes and agreed it was a mistake, while the other laughed and said no and called my wife inappropriate names. It's unfortunate that most of my good experiences can be taken back by poor staff like this, but I don't see myself returning for a while.
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Joshua M.
3 Stars for being so disorganized on Kentucky Derby day that the line to bet was around the block. 3 Stars for the clientele the next day when I went to cash my winner. 3 Stars for the woman behind the counter who stared at me instead of asking how she could help me. Does the amusement tax really apply when you're going there to cash a ticket? Somehow I feel like not placing a bet should mean no amusement tax.
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Bri N.
We attended Joe's for one of their amazing concerts! It's always a fun time! If you're looking for a quieter experience stay up front. In the summer, the rooftop bar is a must! Great views, atmosphere, and there is even a restroom up there! Joe's is always a great place to come for some fun and entertainment! I'll be back again and again!
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Jason H.
Ugh. Ordered food through GrubHub and it took almost two hours to arrive (15 minute drive at most, and 40+ minutes late according to the estimate). They had forgotten the pizza we ordered so they sent another driver with it, who thankfully arrived within five minutes of the first one. Naturally, all of the food was cold by this point. Gf's tacos were "ok" by her measure. We had a buffalo chicken dip that I could have made - no frills, no twist, just very plain. Having to microwave it may have taken away from the taste. Separate paragraph for the buffalo chicken pizza. Now, had I realized Joe's was a bar (listed as Joe's on Weed on GrubHub, didn't think anything of it) I would have picked something more akin to bar food. This thing was a disaster. Basically you had fried chicken (burnt to a crisp I might add), blue cheese, celery, and wing sauce all haphazardly thrown onto a burnt pizza dough. There were more bald spots than a winter lawn. And it really was just stuff tossed onto a dough and cooked - it wasn't cohesive, didn't feel like pizza at all. Just odd and disappointing. But you best believe I ate the hell out of it after the delay. Definitely will not order takeout from here again, and judging by some of the reviews it doesn't sound like too pleasant of a place in person either.
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Carol K.
Sports bar? Did I miss that part? For I always think of Joe's on Weed as THE place for live country music in Chicago! The front part is probably the sports bar part while the back area is an intimate stage area with a couple of bars on the main floor and another upstairs in the VIP section. I went most recently to see Old Dominion which was excellent. The bartenders at the main bar were super friendly and accommodating and this wasn't easy given all the 20 somethings yelling for "more beer!" Since I had a VIP wristband I was able to sit up in the more comfortable VIP area upstairs. There are couches and tables up there and even a private staircase at the front that lets the VIP's down to stage left to see the show close up and personal. If I had a gripe, it was that my server asked for not only my credit card to run a tab, but my drivers license. And she kept them telling me it was how they do it. I don't know about you but I have been in many bars over the years and this is the first time I have ever been asked to give up my ID. Made me very uncomfortable and that got even worst when I cashed out and my ID and credit card were not in the folder. Turns out they gave me the wrong bill but I did have a slight moment of panic! The beer is cheap, the service is good and the music is even better. Thanks Joe's for keeping me in touch with my "country side"!
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Jennifer P.
It's a different perspective when you're VIP for a Dylan Scott concert. I really can't stand Country music. It all changes when you know the band manager and you're not paying for drinks. I actually ended up meeting both of the owners for Joe's. My evening closed out with taking photos with Mr. Scott himself on the tour bus. All of which turned out terrible of me. Oh well. It was a good time, but if you know me, you know I absolutely hate sports bars of any kind. I won't ever go back unless it's for the same kind of experience. To everyone involved, thanks for the experience!
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John D.
The bartender seemed very upset and had an unwelcoming demeanor. The place seemed like it was unmanageable frat party. People are being obviously over served almost intentionally. Overall bad experience, I wouldn't go here again if they paid me.
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Amy D.
Great sports bar, poor music venue. I got stepped on by a drunk chick who was trying to dance in an area that was not a dance floor. Her wedge bruised my ankle, 9 days later, it is still bruised. The bathrooms smell worse than a subway station. The first band was decent but the second, after using a racist word several times, had me making a bee line for the door. If this was the best bar in the area I would not patronize it because of their tolerance of blatant racism. Luckily I saw enough of Chicago to see that this place is not a good representation of what Chicago is.
(1)
Lindsay S.
I hate that I enjoyed myself here. It was small town Texas flashback. Especially since I was here to see two performers I use to see at street festivals in Texas! Huge back room. Friendly and cute bartenders. Floor a bit sticky but ah well! Everyone was super nice, and I'm surprised to say, I really wouldn't mind going back. I can't believe I just said that.....
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Nicole M.
Went to Joe's for a sold-out, Friday night show, so I expected the place to be crowded, but this place seemed WAY understaffed. We waited 25 minutes at a table for a server and finally had to flag someone down ourselves just to get a drink and didn't have time to get food before the show. We also had meet & greet which was held IN A BACK STAIRWELL. The venue itself was mid-size and had pretty good sound/lighting but we were packed like sardines and the bars weren't really located in places that allowed you to get drinks easily. Overall this place was ok, but I don't think I would go back.
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Natalie L.
I have been going to Joe's since my first law school social. I've been there for games, where our small UCLA Chicago contingent is scuttled to a small back room or the VIP area. I was there Saturday night dancing with myself to Sixteen Candles. I have never had a bad time at Joe's. The food is suprisingly decent (mac and cheese bites anyone?), I'm able to access the bar/beer carts well enough to get nice and sauced on a busy weekend, and I've never had an unpleasant encounter with anyone that I didn't already know. That's a pretty decent track record for a giant northside bar over the course of almost 10 years and it was about time that I acknolwedged it!
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Amy D.
We got wings to go. The wings were enormous! We got half Cajun and half Buffalo. The Cajun had a good spice but slightly on the salty side. The buffalo were medium hot at best but the flavor was good. We opted for delivery and the driver was here 40 minutes before the quoted time and our food was still hot. We will definitely order again!!
(4)
Ryan P.
It certainly was an awesome experience seeing Eric Church. Some good drinks with some cool people while enjoying good music. Their beers were reasonably priced as well.
(4)
Michael P.
This is where me and my friends go to watch New Orleans Saints games when in Chicago and they really treat us well. I'm so glad to see Abita Amber as one of their beer offerings here. Recently, I won a raffle for a Game Day Experience which included a pitcher of a Vodka Lemonade and a pizza for me and my friends. I showed up realizing I forgot the certificate they gave me but the manager was extremely cool about it and allowed us to have our drink and pizza which btw was delicious. Sometimes it's simply the way you are treated by people who work at the establishment that makes all the difference. This was a cool, stand-up guy. Always a fun time that will keep me coming back.
(5)
Abby H.
Service was terrible. We hoped to get a few drinks and have dinner before the concert. It took 45 minutes to get our first drink and then another half hour for our food. The order was wrong. The food was just okay. I will go back for a concert but never for food.
(1)
Kat D.
I used to come here all the time during football season. I came here about 2 weeks ago with my boyfriend and I left extremely displeased. We ordered their extra hot wings, reg buffalo wings and tacos. The tacos were okay but I wish the tortilla was warm. That really does make a difference in a taco. One of our wing orders came out wrong ... We ordered extra hot wings and received BBQ wings instead. Neither of us are fans of BBQ wings so we sent them back. Apparently they had changed their menu and the person in the kitchen made an executive decision to send whatever flavor he'd think we'd like instead of asking us what we wanted to replace the extra hot wings. After sending the wings back the waitress asked what kind of wings we'd like since they had changed their menu and the sauce we wanted was not available. We settled for the sriracha wings. When we got our wings we were extremely disappointed to realize that the person in the kitchen had taken the wings we had originally and refried them and sent them right back to us. At this point we just settled for the crappy service and even crappier food. An establishment that cares about their patrons wouldn't disrespect them like that.
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Lena V.
this is the BEST place in Chicago to see and hear live country music. They bring up and coming bands along with well known country bands to play in their venue. The ticket prices are awesome with $24-$30 being the highest that I have seen and that was when Cole Swindell came a month back. I have brought friends here and they also have fallen in love with Joes. Keep up the good work and have more country nights.
(5)
Kristine N.
Came here for the Dierks Bentley concert and it looked like a great bar, lots of TV's, & cool atmosphere for sports. But the food was awful. The brisket nachos were leaking grease and lacked any flavor. The chili tasted like it was made from sloppy Joe mix, so disgusting. The parmesan garlic fries were soggy from sitting in a pile of grease. I know it was all bar food but I've never had inedible bar food. To top it off, our waitress was nonexistent pretty much the whole time. I'd go back for more concerts but will not eat there!
(1)
Lauren H.
Always a good time for concerts!
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Brett F.
Identity crisis? Despites its Yelp categorization as a 'Sports Bar', Joe's shines - at least for me - in an area completely un-sports related. I always have (and always will) know Joe's as one thing and that's THE place to be for country music fans in Chicago. It's a concert hall, yo! And a fabulously intimate, fun and fabulous one at that. Nowhere else have I ever been this up close and personal to the talent. Our very own little honky tonk here in Chicago? Who knew! For such a small place, their ability to draw in top tier acts is nothing short of shocking. I've seen Brad Paisley, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood and Jake Owen here... all up close, cozy and chummy as can be with the crowd. Getting groupie fabulous is inevitable here, the proximity demands it. I know, I know. I feel you rolling your eyes already. Country ain't for everybody, I hear it all the time. But if y'all would just give it a chance... Naw? Well, Joe's does have other non-Country bands perform as well. It's certainly not as prevalent as their guns-n-pickups shows, but hey, you can see Rick Springfield there this Summer. Who doesn't love the Ricker? Beers are cheap - thankfully, by concert standards - and a little bar station is even setup right in the middle of the main floor for your imbibing convenience. Totally terrific show-going experience. Five stars for my friend, Joe, his momma, his daddy, his Ford F-350 and the horse he rode in on.
(5)
Kathryn M.
Went with a friend tonight, thinking we could just grab something quick to eat. Well, the service and experience was so horrible I am writing my first yelp review. We both ordered tacos, which took 1 hour and 30 minutes to finally arrive at our table. The waitress came by probably 45 minutes after ordering and said "your food will be out shortly." This happened 3 or 4 more times until they finally arrived. We finally asked to get them to go after waiting so long and someone from the kitchen brought them out. When asked what took so long he said "many mistakes." They did comp our bill for the food, but still made us pay 3.00 each for our drinks. When I finally got home and opened my food, my order was also wrong (wrong toppings on tacos). Will not be going back any time soon....
(1)
Janet V.
Why are people so harsh on reviews? Well, I love Joe's! I use to go to Joe's on Tuesdays when I was in College. It was the IT spot. Cheap cover, cheap beer 1/2 of pizza! Doesnt get better than this! Last time I was there It was just as great! The last time I attended a country concert, and music, and drinks were on deck!
(5)
Kevin T.
I'm torn. Used to love Joe's. Great for sports events, mainly because of the huge space. They were great for the neighborhood. They have concerts and a rooftop, fun events, etc.. Last time I was here the OTB (off track betting) was overflowing into Joe's and it looked a bit shady. I couldn't tell the two apart. This neighborhood needs more social places to go to, bars, restaurants, etc...Joes was a great fit but with the OTB next door it's now attracting a different crowd.
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Greg R.
Did not get the place at all?? We were told this was a country bar. This is NOT a country bar. We walked in the front room/bars and saw a bunch of older men watching horse racing that was on every screen. This is a off track betting location. The bar felt like something you would find in a 2 star casino in vegas or at the C gates at Midway airport. Nothing is nice, comfortable or inviting about it. We were told there is a back room where live music is played. Although, there was a concert on later that night and tickets were $10, one of the hostess gave us a quick tour - she was very nice, so 5 stars for service. The stage looked big and it looked like it would be a cool place to see some live music. The crowd however...Something between Panama City spring break & suburb group in the city for a night of partying. Or as my friend likes to say, the land of misfit toys. we saw very few, if any people wearing boots. Since we were not going to stay late enough to make it worth buying tickets to the show and we had no interest in standing around with a bunch of old dudes watching horse racing, we left without buying a drink. Of course, we did spend money....the $12 at the valet that they would not return even though our car had not moved....smooth.
(2)
Samantha W.
Got for delivery tonight. Greek salad was great, wings good too. They even deliver fountain soda! But what's with the RC?
(5)
Dave S.
Often order from Joe's on @Grubhub. If you do the same, make sure you call the joint and verbally confirm your order. Otherwise you often end up with missing food. Good quality is good.
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Mark S.
What the hell did they do to this place? It used to be a good place to watch a game or UFC fights, but by adding in the off track betting element, this place has gone to hell. I can't go in here anymore without feeling like I'm ten minutes away from being shivved by one of the classy clientel in this join. Goodbye Joes.
(2)
Rhondi S.
Awesome huge bar in Lincoln Park, Chicago...private party, but huge dance floor and live bar. Plenty of room and flat screen tv's...funnnnnn time!
(3)
Amy Y.
Had to come here for parties with my team after our game. We came here on Saturday so there was a cover charge for those without wristband. Completely NOT worth it. The place is spacious all right, but the other reviewers are completely right in that it quickly turned into douche central - guys not in college with backward baseball caps (who does that still), women in their fake everything in heels dressed as if they are going to a fancy 5 star hotel lounge. It gets crowded, dirty, with people stepping on your toes after 10pm as they get progressingly drunker, and aggressive security. There's the front area for some brief moment of quiet relief for those who wanted to talk. Thank goodness. Hope my team never picks this place again.
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Stephen V.
Let me classify this, by saying that this is a review for the bar and food. The concert venue is outstanding and my favorite in Chicago. I have attended many events there and will continue to. That being said, I recently attended a concert there on a Tuesday. Tuesday is the night they have $2 pitchers and 25 cent drinks. I knew I'd heard of the deal and was pumped to see it was going on the same night of the show. I walk in the door and they ask me if I was there for the show. I said I was, and they pointed me to where I would pick up my tickets. After receiving my ticket, I proceeded to the bar to order food and drinks. I had a couple drinks, appetizer, and was watching games with my friend when it was time to get the bill and go in the concert. I was astounded to see I was paying full price for the beers, but assumed they weren't doing the special since the concert was going on and I'd heard no mention of it. At this point, the guy next to me gets his ticket to which he expected half off of his pizza, their other special of the night. The bartender said that applied only to certain pieces, and unless you had a wristband you couldn't receive the specials. Made it sound like wristbands were for a special group, and you had to purchase. At this point, I investigate more and turns out everyone can get wristbands free at the door. If you have the wristbands, you get all the specials, and there is no clarification of any kind on only certain pizzas, so I'm thinking that was a lie. I head back to the bar after receiving a wristband, and proceed to get the rest of my drinks at the special price. At this point, I start to notice the bartenders are pulling this same scam on other unsuspecting concert goers. I start cluing some of them in on the wristband thing at which point they return to the front to receive one. The front door, clues into this and stops handing out wristbands to anyone they recognize as a concert goer. I'm sure this is how management has trained them, but this is ABSOLUTELY UNPROFESSIONAL! If you are going to run an absurdly good special on a packed concert night, don't run around trying to scam your customers. I even heard a girl, concert goer without wristband, ask what the specials were, and the bartender's response was "we do not have any". Side note, if there is a concert sponsored by say Coors, then that is the only beer option you will be having all night, whether you are their to watch games or see the show. Other than that, I've been to many college alumni watch party events there. They've got a ton of TV's, great, big, cheap wings, & a lot of attractive waitresses/bartenders. I've also had the chicken fingers and pizza, which are good for bar food. It is a very pleasurable place to watch a game on a Saturday or Sunday. My only complaint on the place before this event was service occasionally being slow.
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Ashley C.
Great country bar in the city! Good bar food and great specials. Great place to meet up with large groups and especially to watch IU games!
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Mel M.
This place looks fun and the atmosphere is great but the service is horrible! Took 30 minutes to get a drink and our server seemed like she was lost! Not to mention our food came cold and wasn't very good! Let's just say I won't be coming back!
(2)
Liz K.
Joe's is known to be the spot to go to on a TUESDAY night....so this is a Tuesday night review...(because somehow I ended up here on a Tuesday night to find out what the chaos and fuss was about) Go here if... -you are in your early 20's.... -you don't mind paying 12 dollar parking and 5 dollar cover ($17 dollars before I even walked in the door)... -or you live nearby -you like Coors light beer (it was like a dollar for a giant draft bucket) -you like being a sardine trying to get to the bar for your super cheap Coors beer bucket -You don't mind getting alcohol spilled on you...many times -You don't mind constantly stepping on beer and spilled drink puddles...sticky sticky sticky... -You like waiting 15+ minutes for the restroom -You are a dance machine and like the "club" feel on a Tuesday...(Top 40) -You are single and want to mingle.. So I used to come here during my college days for Thursdays college night....but unfortunately none of the above apply to me so I didn't have a good time. I would have (I can be a dancing machine) but the back room was way to crowded and there were many fights around me. I still like this place as a concert venue and a sports bar...:-)
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David N.
First time at Joe's the other day was so-so. Checked in early for a concert wanting to grab a few beers and grub before we hit the stage. Beer menu was surprisingly enough rather diverse; not your typical Bud and Miller products. Was very pleased to see ice cold Stone IPA behind the bar. Married with some damn good loaded French fries and Hamburger sliders, it was a nice start to our night. Fries were hot, cheese melted, bacon, sour cream and green onions went down very well. Sliders were a tad plain; could've definitely used some cheese or various accoutrement. Prices were fair... considering the locale. We later made our way into the concert area, and were greeted by mobs upon mobs of music goers. Knowing it was a sold out show, I expected to be getting close to my neighbor. But this place was jammed; folks were packed like tuna in a can. Took about five minutes just to walk from stage to the bathroom, and peoples were not happy to move for you. I'd have to imagine this is a regular event, as Joe's seems to draw decent talent. Believe me, I'd be lying if I said I'd like to go to another show at this place, lest it be for a stinky, raucous mosh pit. All in all a pretty cool place; packed house was a bit of a turn-off, but the OTB next door was a nice pick me up!Plain sliders? Something from jewel. Decent. Good loaded fries.
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Rob R.
Joe's is a great venue for live music. Was there last night to see Reckless Kelly, outstanding show. My beef is that we were there with a friend who is in a wheelchair. They offer no accommodations whatsoever for wheelchair bound patrons who want to see a live show. When we got there we asked an employee who said that they had nothing for people in wheelchairs and that his best suggestion was either up against the bar or a wall. Nice! There is a VIP section next to the stage that has an area that sits up higher than the floor by a step or two. I asked the employee manning the rope if there was any chance our friend could be up in that section. He said no, but that I could check with a manager. Asked a third employee, who actually checked with a manager who said no. Too bad, we are done with Joe's. I wonder if ADA will have anything to say about this.
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Craig R.
I'm actually just getting home from Joe's at the moment haha. Considering it's about 1 in the morning, let's hope this review goes A-OK as the rating is just that. I've been to Joe's quite a few times now since I moved to Chicago a couple of years ago. Essentially, it's a fun place to go when it has good deals. Tuesday night is the night to go. Arrive before 9 PM, pay 3 bucks to get in, pay 2 dollars for pitchers of Coors Light or sometimes another beer all night. The food at this bar is ok. The pizza tends to be on the extremely greasy side, typical of a bar. The rest of the food is the same way. It's nothing to write home about. It's good for a group cause there's plenty of room. It's good for sports cause there's a ton of TVs. So if you want to watch a game, Joe's is a perfect place to do so. The only real issues I have with Joe's are: -The few times I've been the service has been only ok, sometimes it takes 20 minutes to get a beer if you're at a table... -It's a bit of a pain to get to if you don't live right on the red line for the North/Clybourn stop -The mens bathroom tends to build a gigantic line that I've never seen at another bar -It's not really a bar to 'go out' in, it's a sports bar Overall, it's a mediocre bar. If you're in the area and want good food, I'd recommend Sangria across the street. It's a few steps away, granted a bit pricier, but the food is far superior. The only real thing I feel Joe's has going for it are: -Great drinking deals on Tuesdays -Outdoor area in the summer -Tons of TVs
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Liz G.
Not my cup of tea. If all you're looking for stupid cheap Coors Light on a Tuesday nights, then come here. But otherwise, DJ was pretty terrible (reminded me of a wedding DJ...), and the crowd is mostly college students. Hot and cold with the staff: bartenders and servers were attentive and polite. BUT the bouncer in to the back room actually pushed me and said "nope. not gonna happen" when I showed him my wristband to see if the cover I paid included what was going on in the back. He was really rude and defensive and I hope management actually reads this and gets their backroom bouncer in check (working July 2nd around 10pm).
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Christina M.
Mikey o comedy show! I really only go to Joe's for the Mikey O Comedy shows! You can eat drink laugh and dance after! The comedians and the host Mikey O are hilarious. The service and drink specials are also always great. I always have a good tine and will be back soon!
(5)
Heather G.
Never been here, trying to review another place and it posted on this bars page. Sorry joes, thanks for nothing yelp!
(4)
Amy H.
I used to think that Joe's Sports Bar wasn't THAT bad. It's a sports bar with a lot of television sets and a great outdoor patio. What else to you need in a sports bar? I guess I was wrong. Or maybe they just went downhill in the last few years? I had some drinks on the patio a few weeks ago and the place smelled disgusting, like vomit and crushed dreams. Light some candles or something, Joe! They claimed to have Corona on special, but the outside bar "ran out" of Corona. And then the whole bar "ran out" of Corona. How does that even happen?? I was drinking well vodka and soda. I've had some strong vodka (a 12 hour bus ride through the Russian countryside will introduce you to a lot of strong bathtub vodka!) and this vodka was pretty harsh. Meh! I've experienced better, Joe's. Way better.
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Alexandria T.
I have been going to Joe's for several years to watch football on Sundays. They always have all of the games on, including my beloved Browns, even if it is on a smaller TV in the corner. Last Sunday, we went to watch the game, and I ordered the breakfast burrito. It was pretty good. The food is quality and super affordable. They used to have a caprese sandwich on the menu, but it has been replaced by a grilled cheese with a cup of tomato soup. I'm not complaining because who doesn't love soup in the fall/winter. They have a band on Sundays that really livens things up. And they also decorate the tables for whatever big game is on which I think is super cute. They have your standard beers on tap but also offer the Revolution Oktoberfest. Last Sunday when I was there to watch the game, they were offering complimentary manicures and massages. Watching football and getting a manicure=BEST SUNDAY ever!
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Kevin W.
This is a biased review. Flat out. But from a sports fan's perspective in Chicago. Awesome viewing experience all around for sports. Enjoyed being able to hear the game and have commercials drowned out by music too, but it's a Steelers Bar... In Chicago. This is the biased part. Good place to watch a game, but just not a Bears game with sound. Food was good, the prices were not too bad and my only complaint would be that it took about 30 minutes to get our orders, and there was only 2 of us there. But, still pretty understandable considering how busy they were. The really cool part was their outdoor concert they had in the now empty and under construction lot directly outside. Nice area, good atmosphere and in depth sports experience. I would recommend going and would not mind going back if it were a little closer to my home.
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Bri A.
I've been here before and had a good time, but Saturday's experience left a sour taste in my mouth. I met up with some friends to see a cover band. We were having fun and at one point, a gaggle of little Jersey Shore wannabe girls bombarded their way through the crowd, shoving everyone in sight. one girl exclaimed it was her 21st birthday. A middle aged guy was in tow and he apologized for them. He said he was the owner of the bar and they were with him. he also offered a few drinks on the house but I did not take him up on his offer. He could have been any random dude. Out of nowhere, two of the girls kept trying to start with me. I ignored them then told them to just stop. One of them put her hand in my face and tried shoving me. Good thing my friend held me back. It would have been trashy for me to stoop to their level and it's not nice to hit children anyway. They finally leave and still, they are trying to start with me but I ignore them, as hard as it was. I paid $10 to see that band and be with my friends, not fight with insipid little girls. Who starts fights with people to get up front to see a freaking COVER BAND anyway? LOL If that guy was the owner, as he claimed, then it's pretty lame to let obnoxious patrons in (probably for free) and knowingly let them HARASS paying customers. If that is the kind of crowd this bar is going for, then I'm taking my business elsewhere.
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Angie M.
I hadn't been to Joe's since probably 2007 when I shamelessly stopped by with some old sorority friends to see Hairbangers Ball perform. Needless to say it was a typical Lincoln Park bar experience... packed with Trixies and Chads, overpriced Bud Light bottles, booming sound system and general debauchery. Flash forward to Halloween Night 2010. For those not in the know, Joe's is a Steelers bar. And a serious Steelers bar at that. So much so it's the Official Home of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. The folks that show up at Joe's for Steelers games are super hard core. They all sport their Steelers gear, they pace around the bar, they cheer, they drink, they commiserate and are like a big family of Steelers fans in the Windy City. The problem is, if you're not a 'real' Steelers fan, you stand to get your ass kicked at this bar. Namely by the Commissioner of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. No, I didn't stutter. Actual ass kicking could occur. When I arrived at Joe's last night for the Steelers vs. Saints game, I arrived with a clear Steelers fan done up with a Troy Polamalu jersey and hairdo. There was no mistaking our allegiance. Well, my friend's allegiance. I'm a Bears fan, but showed up in neutral colors since I knew I was going to a Steelers bar and I was supporting my friend's team for the night. All was good until a few more friends showed up clearly NOT in Steelers attire. The Commish had a huge issue with us. He was totally heated and jumping around saying that we couldn't be in the bar because we're 'not real Steelers fans' and that this bar is for Steelers fans only and that we needed to leave. He even talked to the manager in the bar about us and was hooting and hollering that we should be kicked out because we're not all Steelers fans. Whoa buddy. Whoa. 1. Screw you. 2. Who gives a shit if I'm a real Steelers fan? Am I not cheering for the Steelers? Hell, I even waved around a stupid Terrible Towel. I'm supporting YOUR team for the night. Get over yourself. My actual Steelers fan friend saw The Commish getting hot and bothered, so she rushed in to smooth things over. Apparently, there's some kind of unspoken rule where mixed company, aka Steelers fans with their non-true Steelers fan friends, are supposed to sit in the back room of Joe's as to not mix with the real Steelers fans. Problem is the back room was closed off for a political rally event, so everyone had to sit in the front room. Once my friend explained that we're first time Joe's attendees and that our whole table is rooting for the Steelers, he seemed to calm down a bit, but honestly, it was so ridiculous. I'm not easily offended, and I was really pissed. No one tells ME what kind of fan I am, dude. And for the record? I'll drink in ANY bar I want, regardless of what color shirt I'm wearing. Steelers woes aside, you're looking at your typical sports bar kind of place with Joe's. The bar menu is a little disappointing with no real diversity. Wings, nachos, burgers and chicken sandwiches are pretty much the entire menu. The wings and nachos were alright, nothing to write home about... spicy, though. The real standout is the drink specials on Sundays. All domestic pitchers are $3.75. That's so cheap it should be illegal. My entire bill came to $20 (tax and tip included) for a landslide of pitchers and my portion of the check for our appetizers. Just a drop in the bucket. I suppose I'm still pretty heated over basically getting our asses kicked over showing up at a bar without Steelers jerseys. I mean, honestly... it was so unnecessary. Joe's - You may want to work on reeling in the attitude on your sports club events.
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Michael G.
If there's one thing that I hate, especially during election season, it's being told that I don't have a choice. If you tell me that a Democrat is running unopposed in Chicago, I'll vote for the Green just out of choice (and as a protest against "the machine"). And don't you dare tell me what my Halloween costume needs to be two days before the election. I was supposed to be Carrot Top. But, some patrons at Joe's had the audacity to tell me I needed to disguise myself as a Steelers fan. Like most weekends, when my experience happened Joe's was in costume as well. They turn for a bar filled with random douchebags (this bar is fratastic!) into a bar filled with Steelers fans around game time. And they do it all up. The large screen televisions (except for one showing the World Series) were tuned into the black-and-gold, the game was turned up loud, and the crowd was jumping to a brass band that played Steelers tunes during commercial breaks and after scores. Apparently there are multiple Steelers bars in the city, but if choosing any of them leads to a better Pittsburgh NFL atmosphere than here, I'd be shocked. Therein lies the rub, however. It's exclusively a Steeler's bar on these afternoons and nights, apparently. Something the group I was with wasn't alerted to. The back room, where concerts are held, would have been open to undesirables, but there was a choose Mark Kirk rally back there this particular Sunday (did I mention this bar is one of the douchiest in Chicago?). So since I and a couple others were not wearing Steelers gear (even though I hate the Saints and was rooting for the Pittsburgh crew whole-heartedly), we were actually reported to management? Really? Certain people in the crowd at Joe's need a major dose of "chill the fuck out." Even though it pretty much fits in with the sort of immature behavior I've seen at Joe's before, I can't blame the bar for that. What I can blame them for is having crappy beer on special (Coors Light?), mediocre food (my fried macaroni and cheese was burnt) with limited choices beyond standard bar fare, and a generic college bar vibe. They do occasionally have decent shows here (I've chosen to see The Smithereens here multiple times, among others) and the sound for them is good. Heck, the sound for the brass band during the Steelers game was excellent. But I've always made it a point to scamper through the front bar as quickly as possible to avoid reliving my college days. I have long since graduated into learning there are far more important choices in life than which beer to drink or which NFL team to root for. And I'll probably choose not to go here again due to that limited choice mentality being predominant.
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Randall K.
Food and service is passable. Bad bar food, used to be decent but now just plain awful and slow arriving at your table. Bar is still great in terms of the quantity of TV's and general bar layout.
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Ashley B.
I went here for the REO Speedwagon concert with the fam. We're from Champaign where they started up back in the day and my dad knew one of the guys. It was a really good time! We were off in a side room with nice hors'devours and free drinks. How could it NOT be fun?! I gotto go back and see how it is sans-music!
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Stephanie T.
We had a great time watching the blackhawks game here! Lots of TVs and the service/food was excellent!
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Molly L.
Two stars for an awesome place to see a show. Don't waste your time trying to eat here. Worst service in Chicago. The waitresses take forever to come to the table, get drinks, food takes forever. They are all honestly clueless.
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Natalia B.
If you are gonna drink just one drink bring cash!!! You have to buy at least $15 woth of drinks/food to be able to pay with a credit card. For a Saturday night that place was dead. If I was dressed better would have went over next door to Mask where the music was bumpin and seemed real packed. Lots of TV's though on every wall.
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Luke S.
I have had a lot of great times here, but I don't think I can give any bar that charges cover more than 3 stars unless you are getting value for your cover. I should note that they only charge cover during peak times, but still it irks me! The food is actually decent here and they make a mean pizza. The service is hit or miss, but it's usually pretty decent. The crowd varies based on who is playing in the back. They have a wide variety of shows from Country to Cover Bands. I have had a good time more often than not here and I can't say that about many bars.
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Christi M.
Staff across the board is EXTREMELY rude and unprofessional. Good space, but people who don't know how to work in the service industry. From the bag check girl to the bus boy... Coming from someone with years in the service industry, wouldn't go back unless I absolutely had to.
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Caroline M.
Thanks, but no thanks. Our group of about 20 people were arriving over the course of an evening. My friend and I arrived first, so we placed our drink orders with a very young girl who actually put her elbows on our table and leaned in towards us so we'd have a clear view of her cleavage. Ok, maybe that appeals to her male customers, but a table of girls? Yuck. That was so trashy and I like boobs, just not all up in our area. The Hawks were playing and our reserved tables were given away to other bar patrons. It was crappy because after our group began to arrive, everyone but our one remaining table had to stand. I can't place the blame on anyone because 3 weeks ago, no one knew for sure that the night of our party, there'd also be a hockey game on. We went with it and did not complain because they're a business and need to make their money too! In the end, the venue served its purpose. Their beer list could be improved a lot. And, if possible, try to sit outside. I was envious of the people on the attached patio.
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Lulu R.
You know those places that trigger a certain memory because you had such a great time there? This is one of those places. This place reminds me of better times when things were much simpler. When time was of no issue when you are having drinks with friends. No need to worry about spending too much money because its refreshingly affordable. Especially on Tuesdays: Two dollar personal pitchers. This place is huge!!! During the warmer seasons, they open up the outside patio equipped with a bar so you don't miss a beat. They have a variety of live bands playing throughout the week. The DJ opens up the dance floor to dance off some of that drink. They serve food here which is pretty good considering I don't expect much from bars. Tuesdays are the days I usually go but I am sure they run other specials throughout the week as well. word to the wise: If you go on Tuesdays, DO NOT wear baggy clothing and arrive early! they have a upstairs section which I believe they open up for private parties or when they get busier. But again, Joes is gigantic without it. Plasma televisions adorn the walls with that day's basketball/baseball/hockey/golf/volleyball/Âfootball game. Parking around here is plentiful but they have private lots and valet if you want to pay for parking closer. I miss those days. A LOT. Every time I need a little reminder, I come here. See you next Tuesday!
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Karen C.
I've been here a fair amount of times over the years, for concerts, semi-naked Australians (what? yeah. that's what I said), nights out, etc., and I'm always left feeling... eh, I've had better, but I still can't completely hate on it. Joe's is huge. Like, holy crap, size matters, huge. They get decent bands, and I recently trekked over there to see the Thunder From Down Under show (save your $$ ladies, it's way better in Vegas). Lots of giant TVs which is a bonus for sporting events. Though my feelings for Joe's pretty much come down to this: Lines? Cover charges? Bathroom attendants? Bouncers on power trips? Maybe I'm just getting old but all these things annoy me. That being said, I overlook these few annoyances because Joe's is the one place that I can definitely catch a quality country show in the city, for a reasonable price. Do I hate getting beer spilled on me? Yes. But do I love being 4 feet away from Josh Kelley? Yes. You take the good with the bad, right?
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greg b.
came for MNF and Hoosier Hoops. Surprised to find a smoker outside for some of the best ribs i have ever had! half slab with all side's, for under $10
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AJ M.
For some reason this bar is very popular. And for someone whoose been there many times I wonder why. This place is a extra large sports bar but it trys to be so much more. The bouncers have a strict dress code as if it is a club, no white tees allowed! They keep the line long and tend to fill this place so packed its often one in one out by like 10pm. I have only gone on tuesdays because they used to have 2$ beer pitchers, which can be fun with big groups, and can be a cheap night out. But if your really trying to enjoy the game comfortably go somewhere else, this place can get packed like crazy and the other side turns into a club. Heard the food is good, and concerts are good as well. Although I wouldnt go back, not worth the long line, overcrowdedness, and 17 yr olds!
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Ann M.
The only thing I didn't like about this bar was the $5 cover charge. We're 21+ and here to buy drinks -- why the need for a cover charge? Just seemed kind of ridiculous. On the flip side they had $1 bud light cans (on Thursday) and we took full advantage of that. It's a huge bar with a lot of TV's. Overall, we had a good time there but not jumping up and down about my experience.
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Christine P.
I was visiting from out of town and wanted a place to watch the Pacquaio - Hatton fight and our concierge recommended Joe's Bar. Our cab driver had a hard time finding the place so it took us a while to get here. When we got here, they charged us a $10 cover. The place was super crowded but we snagged a good place to watch the fight on the second level, I think it was their "VIP" section. We ordered pizza and it took over an hour for them to get it to us.. Anyway, I thought the place was OK but it was too crowded for me.
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Ed D.
Just enjoyed the Big 10 tourney here and have to say, their wings are the best I've ever tasted. Buffalo or BBQ, both simply outstanding. They have a smoker outside and man do they use it. Incredible. Great place to watch a game or concert. Servers are excellent.
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Mikey J.
Wow, talk about cheap beer: $2 pitchers? Awesome. I came here last Tuesday with some new friends and it was a jolly good time. The place is large and filled with a a diverse bunch of people. The outdoor patio is a must during these beautiful Chicago summer nights. There are tables to play drinking games (i.e. flip cup) and there is an enormous screen for a projector on the patio for watching sports games. Inside the atmosphere is different with a dance floor and large bar. There is a cover (sucks I know) and it can get quite crowded, but its overall a solid sports bar.
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Jane M.
My gym has fights here. I've gone to support my gym mates, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to come to this shithole. It's a sports bar, so already the douche factor is high. But whatever. The problem I have with it is everything else. We'll start with the floor, which is so crowded with drunk, screaming woo girls and meatheads that I will actually pay for balcony seats just to avoid having beer spilled on me and random gropings by dudes straight off the set of Jersey Shore. Pay an exorbitant $60 bucks for balcony seats (for amateur fighters, many of which, it seems, haven't even had their first smoker so wtf with THAT) which include random guys off the floor crowding you because security is inattentive, which sucks because the house sold more tickets than they had seats so you're already packed in like sardines. To get to the bathroom from this $60 dollar perch you have to negotiate stairs regularly blocked by fighters plus entourage as they make their posturing way back and forth with various ring girls in tow, and a bar area that resembles nothing so much as the blocked arteries of a 79 year old lifelong fan of every pork product ever invented. Drinks are way over priced and way under alcohol-ed. I got charged for a top shelf gin when I could taste it was well. Which was some ninja skill on my part, since my glass was mostly tonic. The otb they added next door makes for some shady clientele as well. All in all, the only nice thing I have to say about Joe's is that there's reasonably priced valet parking on event nights and the bathroom attendant in the ladies room is a nice, if random, touch.
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Natalie A.
Walked into Joes for a Mikey O: The Fullerton Experience comedy show on 02/19 It was my first time to Joes and I loved it! Valet is available.... Spacious, which was great because there was a great amount of peole who were also attending the comedy show.. Servers were attentive! Bathrooms were clean... Kenny Jammin' Jason was also DJ'ing that night which kept my feet moving! My only negative: $11 for a glass (a short glass btw) of Bluemoon? That's just pure robbery! I will try their popular Tuesday nights I keep hearing of one of these days to see if it makes up for the robbery I experienced, haha! I also suggest you check out a Mikey O comedy show for a great time filled with laughs!
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Pinaki S.
Yeah, I mean this is like the theme park of sports bars. First off, its in the suburban wasteland of North and Clybourn area. Secondly, its the biggest freaking bar in the city, which allows it to basically do whatever the hell it wants. Beach party? Check. Indoor Bags league. Check. Cover bands twice a week. Check. Super drunk quarter beers on Tuesday. Check (note: I have yet to go. Tuesdays anyone?????) Polka band for Steelers games on Sundays. Check. Yeah, the space is HUGE and is as intimate as an aircraft hanger. But the servers are friendly. The Angus burger the manager bought me a beer for to try was really, really, really good. Coors light drafts are $3.50, which is good for the type of bar (try going to Zentra across the street and getting that price. Second thought, don't) Thought the era of multipurpose venues was finished when Camden Yards opened in 1992 (sorry, slightly esoteric baseball reference!)?? Joe's didn't think so.
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Jerome H.
Have been here for various concerts, sound system is awesome, had a good time here, would come back!!
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Melanie V.
Minus one star. You know why? They don't give you free refills on pop! What? We ordered food AND alcohol, but still no refills! Because we had no idea, we kept asking for refills. In the end, our tab for coke alone came out to $12. Are you kidding me? That is ridic. That's 2.5 pitchers of beer right there! It'd be nice for the waitress to tell us the refills aren't free. I mean, really. Way to rip ppl off.
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Joshua J.
The worst bar I've been to in Chicago. Why? 1. The bartenders are unattentive to the point of being bothered to have to make you a drink. 2. The bartenders are stingy to the point of serving non-alcoholic drinks. In the world of Joe's Bar, a vodka cranberry, for example, is a pint of cranberry juice with about a 1/4 shot of vodka. Avoid like the plague.
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John T.
I have seen a plethora of shows here that are really all over the place in terms of genre, and each time I loved it! From Hello Dave to Hairbanger's Ball, this place has you covered. In addition, it's a great place to catch a UFC fight and have a beer with some friends. The space is enormous; the parking rates are not bad at all; and the crowd is fun! It is not expensive, especially compared to many other Chicago night spots. At the end of the day, though, it is a large sports bar that serves average food and does not have the best mixed drinks (very college feel in terms of drink quality).
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Susan M.
It's ok. Service sucks. We went to see Brad Paisley which was great seeing that big star in a venue this small. We got there at 630, show starts at 815. We grab a seat in the sports bar for food before we drink. We had to find a waitress to take our order, who said she'd have to come back after she takes care of some things. We went to go get our drinks from the bartender while we waited. When she finally took our order for food, my friend had ordered a burger. She said "I wouldn't order that if I were you, that guy ordered a burger and he's still waiting" When asked what else she recommended, she suggested an appetizer - simple throw in the fryer type of food... ok, so we ordered two chicken finger plates. We waited for an HOUR for our chicken fingers. We shoveled 'em down with 5 minutes to spare before the start of the show. That needs work. I'm not sure if it was an isolated incident, but it was frustrating. Good thing we had lots to talk about to keep us occupied. The show itself was great, crowded, but fun. I would go back to see a favorite artist there, but skip the pre-concert dining.
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Sarah A.
Joe's has some awesome bands play here so you know I'm a fan. They have reasonable prices and a nice atmosphere, haven't had the food yet. Go for the live music, their stage and sound are great!
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cassie r.
Packers game. Cheap beer. Open tables. It was all good at Joe's last Sunday, as I spent my lazy afternoon watching football and enjoying a few brews. The beer list was minimal, but they did have a few goodies from Stone Brewing - and the $2 pitchers of Coors Light kept most at my table more than happy for the day. This place boasts copious amounts of television, so you always have a screen to watch, and the service was pretty good. They offer fairly standard bar food, and the free, very buttery popcorn, is certainly a plus. It's also close to the red line North/Clybourn stop - so not a bad spot, overall. And in case any fellow Yelpers were wondering, Joe's is apparently a good place to come if you're looking to have a gropefest with your significant other - three hours of a nearby couple in constant dry hump mode became a sideshow for about half of the patrons in the bar, including my table. I mean, three hours? At some point, one of them should have just made the executive decision to get a room. Yet, it did allow the folks at my table to come up with outrageous scenarios for our exhibitionists - maybe they just met on Match.com She's from the suburbs, he's from the city....discovering love on Weed Street. How beautiful. Needless to say, when they left they deserved, and received, a round of applause from three or four tables. It's not every day you get that kind "car wreck, can't look away" distraction at the bar. Thank YOU Joe's, for a randomly entertaining afternoon.
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Deena D.
I friggin' love Joe's. It makes me feel like I'm back at ZooMass Amherst. First things first, this is a sports bar, so ladies try not to overdress and complain when game 5 of the Bulls Play Offs is on instead of Lil Weezy. Trust me, I've been there and we will dance as soon as it's over. I was surprised that the food here isn't bad, my date and I had split a caprese pizza and they had some nice drink specials mid week. I think a few friends had signed up for a club type of thing and they ran a $1 drinks promo early Friday evening. No wonder this place gets so messy! I've seen Rock Candy play here and a few other Chicago bands, it's been a blast. I love how there is so much space and it doesn't get unbearably crowded. When games are on they have a few different TVs going in the back room so you don't miss the action. This place is ideal for a group of guys/gals to celebrate since it almost caters to all - dancing + sports + booze. Plus super close off the red line North/Clybourn stop!
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Shradha A.
Had been here last fall for an obama watch party but didn't think that was the right night to review this place - Last night went here game-watching and the food and service were just A-OK... watching the games was fun but somehow this place is just very loud even when not crowded - something to do with the acoustics and the loft ceilings i think... not my favorite to hang out for the games... still looking for "my place" though...
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Den M.
After being told this place is fun and have great deals on Tuesdays, a friend and I stopped in. I have to agree, sitting inside offers nothing....quite boring. I didnt know there was another room in the back. I suppose thats where the dj is because I saw party-lookin-people heading in that direction. Popcorn is free however you would need to know it because the waiteress wont tell you. The service was deceit but the food was thumbs down. We had nachos cheese with guac. What a waste of money and tummy space! Because of the food I don't think I would go back.
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Melissa B.
My boyfriend and I were in Chicago this past weekend for the Bears game and I saw that Too White Crew band were having a concert here. I have seen them in concert in my hometown and knew they played here a lot so I immediately jumped online to buy tickets which were only $8 bucks a piece. I'm not sure how much they were at the door but I cant imagine they were much more. Its a great sports bar with tons of seating and a lot of TVs. Great for groups or just a few friends. Then you go down a hallway and walk into its almost like a dance club with a huge stage and dance floor. Numerous bars through out the area so never waiting too long for a drink. Average price for drinks, we ended up spending about $50-$60 bucks for the two of us all night. I think the thing I like most about the place is you get the best of both worlds, sports bar to watch the game and then a club to get your dance on. Great music old/new school hip-hop and pop. They do have a coat check $4 bucks per coat but that is nice for those cold Chicago nights. I really liked the clientele at this bar. People in their later 20- early 50s and nothing too fancy. Yeah people are dressed nice but nothing crazy fancy like some Chicago bars are. You could be in a jersey or you could be in heels and still feel comfortable. Nothing too young like teeny boppers trying too hard, that can be very annoying. We didn't try any food because we only came for the concert. We had a great time at this great bar would definitely come again!!
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Kyle B.
Ok, I know that I should love this place more and, admittedly, I did not go on a weekday for these specials I've heard so much about so perhaps my review is a little skewed. That being said, here is why I think Joe's on Weed is just "A-Ok". I went there over the weekend to see Hairbanger's Ball (which is always a good time) and also to attend a party for a company I don't work for. In my defense, I was invited (not necessarily crashing) so it was ok. I did however make up a false title so, if asked, my back story would sound legit. So for the night I was a "Drywall Chemical Engineer". Whatever that is. The deal was to pay $30 for all you can drink, which I generally never fall to. The idea that I could even drink $30 worth of beer is kind of silly being as, for the most part, my college days are behind me. However, my thought process led me astray into thinking "Even if I can get four good pints of beer out of this, it will all be worth it." Boy was I in for a surprise. When we finally made it to the bar I was crushed to find out that the only available alcohol for the deal was Coors Light (yuck) and well liquor (double yuck.) To make things worse they assign you a cup so after you've waited in line you can't even order two drinks for your efforts. It also made switching drink orders grossly impossible. All things considered, the place is pretty huge and they have an ample amount of televisions. The shows are pretty intimate and great for something like Hairbanger's Ball, but I wouldn't want to see a for realz show here. Just kind of a weird atmosphere for a non-party band. I would go back here again, but I'll definitely avoid the alcohol specials next time. Sorry Joe's. I'll try you out on a weeknight when the grass is greener.
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Matt M.
I have gone here for 3 or 4 UFC events on their giant outdoor projector and have been pleased for the most part. However, the place can get outrageously packed and people get drunk and block the screen. They are way understaffed, but the staff does try hard - just can't keep up. After 10 pm one should expect a lot pink/lavender polos matched with skinny jeans and livestrong bracelets.
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Brian P.
The bouncers here are total douchebags. I rather take my money and go to a bar that would appreciate my money elsewhere. I dont see how this place is so popular. I will never walk into this place ever again even if someone paid me a million dollars.
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Deana R.
I try hard not to be an annoying vegetarian. One of the ways I do that is by looking up menus for restaurants online before I go there, so I know if I should eat a sandwich or something before I leave. Joe's online menu lists quite a few fish and veggie options that they don't actually have, which wouldn't have been so bad if the waitress hadn't been like "Yeah, well, it's kind of a meat place..." when I asked about it. I might have known it was "kind of a meat place" if they'd put the correct menu online. Also, they ran out of glasses halfway through my visit and just started serving smaller drinks for the same price, and the service was generally slow and apathetic.
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Laur N.
Mostly because the bouncer didn't even let us in. My boyfriend and I were going to meet my sister and her friend here. We wanted to get in before 9pm so we wouldn't have to pay the $10 cover (which kind of defeats the purpose of going for 25 cent beers). We were taking the bus when we noticed that time was ticking, so we grabbed a cab ($8) and made it there just in the nick. *Phew* The bouncer checks my ID. A-ok. Then, the bouncer checks the Italian ID of my 30 year old boyfriend, who looks every minute of 30. He sees the date. He sees my old man. He says he needs his PASSPORT, because too many college kids try to use fakes to get in. It's their policy, he says. I explain that we're meeting my sister and we took a cab here and all... I ask nicely, would it be possible if we go back home, get his passport, come back, could we please just pay the $3 cover, all things considered? He says maybe. He says he'll let us cut the line, but he won't commit to a yes or a no on the cover charge thing. Even a no is better than a maybe in this instance, seeing that we just cabbed it over, I would like a guarantee one way or another. But.. no. So we went somewhere else, and met up with my sister at a nearby spot a little later. I see now that the insane line is wrapping around the block, so at least I can appreciate the offer to let us cut if we came back. But by that point I don't think I'd want to go in after I heard the excited "omg bars lol clubs! &#*% collage lmfao! omg omg lol" that was resonating from the overdressed underage kids in line. I might try again, but either way I'll be sure to get there before they do.
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Morgan V.
Recently I was trying to assess what I do with my weekends and I realized that I'm at Joe's on Weed St. probably 2-4 times per month. Considering that there's only 8 weekend nights in a month, that's pretty hefty. Joe's is THE Chicago go-to for country concerts. They have an incredible lineup of country from small names from Texas to stars who could headline an arena if they wanted. I've seen Eric Church, Jake Owen (twice), Blake Shelton, Robert Earl Keen, Pat Green, (gave my Miranda Lambert tix to the ex girlfriend), and a bunch of Red Dirt Country shows that most people have never heard of there. The setting is intimate and the band can actually see and interact with the crowd. Joe's is also home to a majority of Chicago's best cover bands. Mike and Joe, Sixteen Candles, and Rod Tuffcurls have played there many times. Even saw a midget cover band of Britney Spears (Mini Britney) one night. Random. On top of the best concert venue in town, Joe's has great prices. Saturday nights are $5 pitchers of Coors Lt. Pitchers are only $10 on the other nights, which is still a great deal. They are also home to the Steelers Club of Chicago. I hate the Steelers with a passion, but I'm envious that my Seahawks don't have a similar following. They bring in a live band with a full brass section and rope off the front area for their games. Looks like quite the experience! To compliment their dinner menu, Joe's recently purchased a smoker and has started working BBQ into their rotation. I haven't been around to try the new food though. See you at the next show!
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Andrea B.
I've been here twice, so maybe I'm a bit harsh in my review but if I was writing a review on my first trip here, it would be great because it was slow, the beers were cheap, and it was relaxed. This was the way it started on my second visit, and then it got weird. First off, I don't think Joe's knows what kind of bar it is. A sports bar? A club? A concert hall? A gathering of some of the rudest, sluttiest, and drunkest people you will ever meet? I feel bad for the poor souls that work here. I came here with a few girlfriends of mine after a work party to get some drinks and food. It was slow, and we took over a large table in the back. Everything started out fine; our waitress was nice, music was playing, beers were flowing. Soon however, Joe's started filling up with all sorts of crazy: douchebags, hippies, Trixies, slutty girls looking for a douchebag to take home, and the regular people who just want a damn drink. The music got louder (we weren't complaining), and the bodies started dancing. And grinding...and getting in our way. A trip to the bathroom became a nightmare not only because it took us ten minutes just to split the masses of people like Moses, but because every time my friends and I used the restroom, it seemed something happened. My friend found a used feminine product on the floor; I found a purse (no worries ladies, I did turn it in, money and all). Then they have the wonderful lady who hands you towels and listens to you pee, and you feel bad not giving her a dollar because of it. We also realized the kitchen is situated in the same hall as the restrooms; and not only is your pizza going through that throng of dirty restroom air, it's also going through crazy sweaty people before you shove it in your mouth. No thanks. Oh, and I almost got in a fight with some girl who was in my way. I don't play; if you're too stupid to step aside when I ask, then I'm going to push and not say sorry. And yes...I will hurt you so don't try me. And then we had to deal with the masses of drunks trying to take our seats every time we stood up. I really hate crowded spaces, if you couldn't tell. I had a good time with the company I was with; we danced, we drank, we went home. Will i return? Maybe...just not on a Tuesday!
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Michael R.
I have mixed feelings on Joe's. It definitely has some great events and if you are looking to watch a fight or ppv or game, then this is the spot. The place is huge and has tv's all over. The only thing i hate is the prices on drinks and the douchebags that seem to all congregate here. Plus the parking in the area sucks horribly. Again, you won't regret going but you will feel like you could have had the same or better experience somewhere else for cheaper.
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Nicole M.
I was a little upset with joe's bar. I'm a waitress as well so I try not to give bad reviews unless the experience is pretty bad. We were seated in the back section for a concert sunday night and out waitress had about 7 tables by herself which can be stressful I understand. She came up to us in a timely manner and took our drink and food orders. We got our drinks and waited about 20 minutes for food. I ordered a hot dog (which was a good deal of $4 for a hot dog and fries) and my friend got a grilled cheese. Our waitress brought my hot dog out and asked if there was anything else she could get us. Well, yes the other food we ordered. She said she would go grab it and didn't come back for 10 minutes saying the kitchen was backed up. Backed up for a grilled cheese that takes 5 minutes? If it would have been put in the same time as the hot dog, it would have come out the same time so she obviously had not written our order down and forgot to put it in (trust me I know the excuses). So I was a little frustrated and we waited another 15 minutes for my friends food while I had already finished mine. I also had asked for some tots so my friend wasn't eating alone and then she came back saying they were out so we just took the bill. But she had taken my ID and credit card when she first came to the table so I had to wait for her to come back and bring me those. Overall, the hot dog bun was burnt and a little too stale. The fries were pretty decent. I just wish she hadn't made up an excuse for forgetting.
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Jayne K.
Over the past 3 years, Joe's for me has become like that ex you call up when the last call pickings are particularly slim. Familiar and satisfying, yet you can't help thinking your time would have been better spent trying something new. That said, we had some great times, didn't we Joes? My first country concert in Chicago, my shocking discovery that RC cola makes the most delicious rum and diet, Oklahoma's beatdown of Texas et all... It's not your fault Joes. Your pizzas still tasty, your Coors light's still cheap and plentiful and your clientele is still delightfully trashy. We've just grown apart as I've grown up. I'll see you around though. Probably sooner rather than later.
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Andrew B.
Joe's is a great bar to enjoy some sports on a Saturday. The pitchers are $4 on Saturday and there are plenty of TVs. Some large screens and some smaller ones right next to your table. There isn't much natural light and when you walk out into the sunlight it kind of feels like you just exited a casino. Of course, you could just wander across the street to the OTB and enjoy a great day of actual gambling. The food is pretty good for a bar and my favorite feature is the free toppings available for the burgers and sandwiches. Instead of charging you a dollar for bacon or mushrooms, the toppings are all free. You get a great burger and have a nice little topping salad on the side.
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Mihir P.
I always thought the name of this place was Joe's on Weed and not Joe's Sports Bar. I prefer my interpretation. Good place to see a game and great place to see a band, Awesome drink specials like $.25 beers and $2 pitchers!
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Dennis S.
It might have been a four star bar if the Illini hadn't stunk. Joe's is a great place to watch a sporting event, especially anything Big Ten. With a hundred screens and room for hundreds of patrons, you'll find fans for every team on the screen. Service is good, beer selection is excellent, food is acceptable. If only Illinois hadn't gone 11 minutes without scoring a point and embarrassing themselves in the Big Ten Basketball Tournament Semifinals. Sorry, but it didn't end up as a four star experience.
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Rain S.
Joes Bar is an absolute blast... The prices are very reasonable. The crowd is fun and very friendly. They play awesome music during halftime/commercial breaks. The crowd is what makes this place so much fun.... people are down to cheer with you. They are rowdy and you are in for a good time! I go to Joes for games... like football or ufc fights.. i just went there last night to a ufc fight... and it was happening... altho it was a sausagefest- what do you expect? its UFC!!! What I like about this place is that its HUGE! You wont be shoulder to shoulder with people... you have room to move around and nobody is up in your face.
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Jen M.
My husband's band, The Rumrunners, play here from time to time. The owners treat them very well, and I have always appreciated that. Overall, very fratty clientele. However, they have good music, decently priced drinks, and a lot of room.
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Mike K.
Precis: If you're a suburbanite, get in here because you'll love it. If you're a City dweller, I'd advise you stay away from Weed Street entirely, but you already knew that, didn't you? Joe's is a suburban bar nestled in the City. The front is a sports bar, and the back is a concert venue. That's about all you need to know. I've only been here for certain events and never on my own volition. The latest visit was on a Friday night for one of those "free parties" someone knew of. I'm well aware of what that means and told my friend: a line at the door, a big crowd at the bar, two severely overworked bartenders and long waits for drinks. I ended up being right across the board. We ended up being able to get two free beers out of the deal. Oh, they also made you fill out information cards at the door for this "free party" that asked for name, email, phone number, DOB, etc. Some poor sap in 312 and another one in Europe or elsewhere are going to be contacted by Joe's. Sorry. I'll give Joe's on Weed one thing, if it's any consolation. It's the best bar on Weed Street. And Bob's Yer Uncle.
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Rahman U.
Don't eat here, just don't. On three separate occasions I've eaten here and been disappointed every time. I mean no one expects a sports bar to be serving gourmet food, but at least make it edible. The first time I went I tried the Italian Beef sandwich. Yikes. No taste whatsoever and it wasn't even hot. Fool me once, shame on me. The second time I came here I had the Grilled Chicken Breast sandwich. What I got was a dry, bland piece of lukewarm chicken and a couple fries. Sensing a theme here? Fool me twice, shame on me. The third and final time I came to watch the Bears vs Lions on Monday Night Football. I thought I was being smart and ate a little before I arrived. Inevitably, around halftime my stomach began talking to me. Ok, I thought to myself, what's something that's impossible to mess up? Ding! Chips and salsa. Sadly this couldn't have been further from the truth. It's obvious they attempted to make their own salsa and guacamole but failed miserably. The salsa was runny, had way too many onions and virtually no spices. The guac, don't even get me started on that. I would have paid more for them to pour me some Tostito's salsa out of a jar. Yeah, it was that bad. Fool me a third time, I'm just a fool. Should've known better. The one redeeming quality about this place is large amount of flat screen tvs and projectors they have. I guess if you need to watch a game, it's not the worst place to go. My only request is that you do not, under any circumstances, come here on an empty stomach. The servers are either oblivious to the fact that the food is horrible or simply don't care.
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Chris R.
Went there for a Wednesday happy hour when they have 50% off everything in the place. Tap selection is pretty solid featuring Fat Tire, Bells, Sam Adams Winter, etc... so you can get pretty good beer. Downside is they serve it in plastic pitchers and plastic cups. More appropriate for a deck bar than inside a place. Food was acceptable but the sweet potato fries were excellent, thin cut, dusted with brown sugar, and served with a chipotle ketchup. One of the best versions of those I have had. A ton of tv's and comfortable seating as well to watch games. All and all I give it 3 stars although a simple switch to glassware would bump it to 4 stars.
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Reid G.
This place is pretty good, a huge bar, lots of room if the place is near empty but it can get packed. There must be at least a few hundred people in there on the weekends. Tuesday night is $2 pitchers and quarter beers, go at least once! It is a great time, but very hectic at the same time. Their normal drink prices and cover is pretty expensive. Lots of young people here but some older people do mix well into the crowd. Try their delicious food in the outside seating area during summer! Its a great way to relax after a long week.
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Monique C.
Joe's is a good place to watch games. Food is okay and service isn't terrible. If you're going here on a Tuesday night, you have to come early otherwise there is a long line to get in. I'm not too fond of the layout of the place and the music they play here isn't the greatest. Not to mention, you almost always end up getting beer spilled on you and parking around this area sucks. Other than that, they have $2 pitchers so I can't really complain.
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Jamie B.
It was a great deal on Tuesday..pitchers for $2 and pizza half off. Some really great concerts with reasonable drink prices but it can get sooooo hot that it's uncomfortable
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Samra M.
I went here for my 21st birthday I had a great time 1-because i was drunk 2-i was with friends 3-danced like no tomorrow 4-did not throw up at the end of the night (yay booya!) anyways, its a fun chill place, we went on a day where there were $2 pitchers of beer, and people were shoving it down my throat (for my birthday) very fun and a casual setting the next time we went was another tuesday and had a blast again bartender gave my friend and I huge shots, made friends with her, danced with supposedly 3-5 different guys, got picked off the ground chi-town moved, lol fun interesting night bring a school ID for a discount, it's 10 bucks to get in, almost always crowded, get there early the line gets long and they usually cut it off at 12am
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Joshua H.
I wouldn't give this bar high marks really, but if you go for the right reasons, you'll probably be happy. It has a very young college aged/acting crowd. Not a bad thing just a fact. The beer specials are very cheap ($4 pitcher of coors light on Saturdays or something like that). They do tend to run out of the Saturday beer special. If you like country music they get some well known names in there. I've gone for day drinking to watch football games and such and it was a good spot to do so. Again if you want to drink cheaply this is a good bet. The staff was friendly enough.
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Marie B.
Went here with friends to attend a fundraising event. The concept seemed like a good idea...pay $15 and have an op to see a variety of local acts...most were pretty good. Where I had a problem: - The organizers sold more tickets...than they had seats for!? Standing room only? In a dive? I think not! - The wait staff was horrible. The management had obviously not scheduled enough wait staff to cover the number of people in attendance. We waited at least a half hour for the waitress to take our drink order...then another 30 minutes passed before my friend went to the bar to get our drinks. Same issue with our food order (note: we only ordered a salad and french fries)...it was as if the waitress forgot to put in the order!? Then, they brought the food with no flatware!? Definitely, not a place I'd go if I expected service of any sort.
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Linda F.
Always a good time. I can't say I've ever been disappointed. I've been there to celebrate my bday with a couple of friends, sporting events - football, hockey, basketball - to see 16 candles & of course just to hang out. This past Saturday was no different, if not even better. My nephew turned 30 and we wanted to take him out for a few drinks. We also wanted some place we could invite a larger than usual crowd. I contacted Joe's to see what they could accommodate on a Sat. night. I'm sure it was helpful that there were no huge sporting events, but they were more than accommodating. Jessica was responsive to ALL of my emails. It felt like I had a million questions, that came to me one at a time. In less than a couple of hours I had a place for us to meet. I don't know if the rooftop is new, but it is to me. I have no idea how many times I must have missed it. About 20 or so of us showed up & we sat up on the rooftop. It was fabulous. The staff was amazing. Accommodating us with seats and tables. The waitresses were all over every order. They managed SEVERAL tabs with no issues - I guess they are pros at that, though. The music was perfect - type and volume. None of us lost our voices trying to talk and all of us swayed with the tunes. We definitely lucked out with great weather, but more importantly - NO BUGS!!! We are not sure how they did that, but on a slightly humid night, we expected to get eaten alive. Again, its always a good time, and I will no doubt be back, but they made this special evening a fantastic memory! Thank you Joe's!!
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Erin D.
You know why I like Joe's....I've never eaten here, never watched a game here, drank a few cocktails here but you really wanna know why I love the hell out of Joes..???? The talent they bring in for concerts. They are the leader in bringing the Red Dirt Music Scene to Chicago and for that because I can't make the trips to OK to see the bands...I love you Joes. Thank you...
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Thongsy S.
I don't get all the hype about this place. This seems like any other average bar I've been to (albeit much larger than the average). Reminds me of a college bar. It seems to cater to universities and private organizations because I see alumni and private events happening at this place all the time. There are plenty of tvs around to catch any game. They also have a pretty nice outdoor patio with an outdoor bar. Service is good and the upside to this place is they hold UFC-like fights in their back room (with the octagon and everything).
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Gwen R.
This place has a killer setup (that's right, I said "killer") for Sunday football---I am from KC and come here to catch the games that aren't televised here (so, basically all of them) and it's always a total blast. The food is very reasonable and is good old-fashioned bar food--the nachos are my fave and the portion size is enormous, so if you order, bring your friends with appetites. My favorite time to come to Joe's, however, is for the concerts--especially if they're on a Thursday night, when domestic bottles are $1 (I KNOW!)...the venue is the perfect size and fulfills all my little heart's desires for the sweet sounds of red dirt country bands like Randy (F'in) Rogers Band, Stoney LaRue, Wade Bowen, Cody Canada, and then the up-and-coming mainstream acts that haven't gone total d-bag just yet. Good place--the bartenders are relatively efficient and there are several places to get drinks during a concert, which comes in handy. My only complaint would be the younger crowds--but I realize the location guarantees that so no big deal--they make for good people watching.
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Kaitlyn V.
If you'd rather not spend your evening getting splashed with beer and standing on a beer-drenched concrete floor as drunk people grope one another, don't go to Joe's. But the prices are great and the nostalgic music is a lot of fun.
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Jessica C.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's! You can't go wrong. This place is good to your pockets, lively to your soul, and wild on your feet! Go on a Tuesday for $2 Pitchers. Yes, pitcher for you. Pitcher for me. Repeat. You'll have the time of your life boozing it up, playing flippy cup, or just being a sloppy mess on the dance floor. Once the DJ starts playing the essential hits of the 90s (You know, all things NSYNC) you'll find yourself indulging in some hard core dancing and singing as well. Keep in mind that everyone is on your level. So it is highly probable that you'll get uber sloppy by the end of the night. Awesome place to watch games and order pizza, burgers, sandwiches, etc. Beware of the unfortunate long lines for this place. I swear, sometimes I get there past 9:30pm and the line wraps around the block. What is this, a night at the Roxbury?! You've gotta be kidding me!? Bottom line: be smart and beat the crowd.
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Al D.
Tuesday nights are the best times to go: half priced pizza and pitchers. It's fun, the tv's show the ball game AND soccer! There's a bit of douchebaggery present later at night in the beer garden as the crowd seems to be the same (or is the same) from Barleycorn, but I've never had an unpleasant experience there. Going there in the winter is the best; always find booths, hot free popcorn, and you always run into people you want to see there for a change. Going in a group is the way here, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody coming with one other person, and those who do usually leave early. It's fun, but watch out for the weak drinks, and the stench of puke eminating from the washrooms (I kid you not...one night the urinals were rendered useless by this) Plus the waitresses with attitudes. Our group attracts them like flies. We've learned to deal with them, but don't be taken back with the eye rolling, tounge-clicking, etc. Oh, and for a non-Italian restaurant, their pizza is not to be missed, they do it right.
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Damian C.
Ok, even if the food is pretty good and decently priced, and the $2 pitcher special is nearly impossible to beat, I think last night just completely ruined this place for me. (Though I admit that I'll go back just cause a friend works there and will likely make me feel better about this). I had been trying to make it to half price pizza/$2 pitcher/quarter beer Tuesday for a while, and finally had the chance to yesterday. Nothing could have suited me better. When my friend Michelle and I walked in, we noticed that we had to pay a cover of $3. For what reason? I don't know. But OK, FINE, we'll deal. We grabbed a booth and waited a few minutes for our waitress. Since Michelle didn't want beer, I decided to get a few quarter beers. We then put in an order for a pepperoni pizza. Our waitress made herself fairly scarce most of the time, which was weird (or not??) cause the place wasn't super crowded like we had expected. I sat thirsty a few times, but she would catch me just before my breaking point. 45 minutes after we ordered everything, our food came. There may have been 5 pepperonis on the entire pizza, and the sauce was only around the edges. I guess the cooks must have magically known that we didn't really like too much sauce on our pizza, but it may as well have been cheesy bread. At the risk of waiting another 45 minutes for pizza, we decided not to complain when the waitress came by to ask how everything was. She probably should have known it was crappy as she was taking it out too us. After we ate, I asked for my check. I saw the bill was about $11, and since she had already taken my credit card and ID when we first sat down and ordered, I just told her to run my card. She walked off for a few, then came back to tell me she couldn't run my card because there was a $20 minimum, and there had to be at least $15 on the card (wtf???). I told her she could just run the card for $15 because I had no cash. NOPE. The manager said that was NOT an option. ARGH. I ran in the back to go to the ATM (which of course charged ME) to grab her a $20. She brought back my change, apologized for the inconvenience, and took off. I got up and realized she forgot to give me my ID and credit card. So began the 3 minute chase of finding her to get it back. All in all, what a disappointment. Not 100% her fault at all, but I've never heard of minimums when food was also ordered. Maybe they could have added in our cover charges to bring my CC bill up to $17 and some change. Maybe THAT could have been OK'ed for scanning by the manager.
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Gary E.
Giant sports bars filled with tourists and drunken college kids is definitely not my scene - however, after 8 years in Chicago I wound up here this past weekend. A friend of ours had a 30-person table reserved for the Kentucky Derby so we knew that regardless of what the rest of the crowd was like, we'd have a good crew with us. The place was JAMMED but our server (wish I remembered her name to give her props) was really awesome and handled the crowd perfectly. Things I remember: 1) Didn't win my Derby bets. 2) Didn't leave until after the Mayweather-Mosley fight 9 hours later. 3) The crowd wasn't nearly as crappy as I expected it to be. I would return for another "big event" but definitely not somewhere I would go otherwise.
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Shonnie M.
We've been here 2 times now. I'm originally from Texas and I had NO idea how many country music fans were in the Chicago area! LOVE it! The place is horribly crowded especially when a good group is playing, but a blast none the less! I can't comment on the food but the beer is cold :)
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Rebecca C.
If you're a fan of cheap beer, dancing and partying antics that are reminiscent of a college party, and multiple flat screen TV's showcasing your favorite sports teams then this THE place for you. Tuesday nights are best at this place. Get their early (BEFORE 9:30!) to avoid the line that tends to wrap around the block and to score some decent street parking. Also, be prepared to get beer spilled on you at one point or another during the night! Not the fanciest of places or parties, but I think that's part of Joe's charm. Also, the front door people are DICKS! Guys, make sure you are wearing no baggy clothes and no t-shirts. They tend to nit pick any little thing, and even gave my girlfriend a hard time about her ID the other night because her hairstyle was different at the time she took her ID picture. They made her sign her signature and asked her what her zodiac sign was. STUPID!
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K B.
This bar has a serious identity crisis! Sports bar? Club complete with bathroom attendants? Band venue? It has all three elements but they all contradict each other to make an overall awkward atmosphere- complete with overpriced awful pizza and frat boy haven. Good drink specials warrant the 2 star rating. I work for a bar and must say this didn't live up to the industry hype. With some minor improvements they could be a hot spot on any night- but considering what I experienced tonight, I won't be back.
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Diane H.
Although a sports bar, I have only been to Joe's on Friday or Saturday nights for concerts. I just moved to Chicago this winter, but I have already discovered this is a great concert venue as I prefer small venues to big stadium concerts and you can't beat the price of $10-25 on average. Depending on the headliner, the place can be packed, but even crowded you can get close and still see the performers on the stage. I also LOVE that they frequently book country acts to play. Having spent a year I the south, I miss going to bars every weekend to see up and coming country acts before they hit it big and you can't see them without shelling out at least $50 for bad seat. Joe's is the best place I found in Chicago for intimate country concerts. Joe's layout is also great for concerts. There is a big room when you first walk in, then there is the concert room in the back, and a patio outside. This helps it from getting too crowded and if you do become overwhelmed by the people there are other rooms you can go to get a break and refresh your drink.
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Ashley S.
Reminds me of the bars in Iowa City.. you can get plastered with attractive people but its not too nice where you feel like an ass if wasted. I have gone a lot and had a great time. Great concert venue if it isn't too crowded for Country music and cover bands. $1 beers....yes please! They didn't play the Hawks commentary during the game even though they are listed as an official hawks bar. Instead they played a UFC fight. wtf?
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Gerald P.
You can hear the "let's get wasted" chants from a mile away. I almost expected the completion of a beer bong to be part of the cost of entry. It's impossible to tell from the facade but this place is pretty huge. I was here for a flip cup tourney most recently, held in the back room where they normally hold concerts. It's a pretty sweet set up. I forgot about Joe's 'sports bar' designation until the hockey game started BLASTING over the loud speakers. Boo for that - a reasonable volume of 73 - 111 decibels would have sufficed. They were cool enough to pump some music during commercials for those much needed dance breaks. By the end of the tourney the floor was completely covered in beer, rhythm was no longer a requirement for dancing and 90% of the crowd was stumbling around with their own personal pitchers of beer. This was at 6pm. I'll give a two thumbs up to the staff here. I'm sure the event I attended was only a small taste of the drunken buffoonery they deal with on a regular basis but they kept smiles on their faces through it all. There's valet parking, a few other bars in the other to check out if you get bored and a nifty patio for the smokers. It's not somewhere I would frequent as I'm not a big sports fan, but I'd definitely recommend as a place to take your friends when they visit from out of town. Well done, Joe's.
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Evan B.
Good to watch sports! That is it. Food is subpar, Bloody Marys are good, service is ok.
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Ben K.
Joe's on Weed has two main strengths: it's a great place to watch multiple sporting events at once, and it has extremely cheap pitchers of Coors Light. This place is at its best for NFL Sundays. In the front room, you have control of at least one TV set at your table, with highlighted games on the big screens. In the back room, most every seat can see almost every game going on at once. I come here as many Sundays as I can during NFL season just for that overwhelming sensation of seeing every player on every fantasy team I own on screen all at once. Watch out in the front room during Steelers games though; the marching band can get a bit intense for those unprepared. As for the Coors light... well let's just say I'm not usually ready for Coors light at 12pm on Sunday even if it's only $6 for a pitcher. So I usually end up drinking about $15 worth of diet coke (no free refills). Finally, the food is pretty decent. Highlights are the appetizers (toasted ravioli and mac&cheese bites in particular) and the pizza. The one problem with the apps is that they bring them out in a basket that looks like it is just astonishingly loaded full of delicious toasted ravioli or whatever you ordered. Unfortunately you take a couple bites and discover that it's actually a basket with toasted rav on top, loaded up underneath with a mound of extremely generic crinkly fries. But hey, fried food and cheap beer is what you're looking for. You came for the sports right?
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Santiago A.
Hmm. I've only ever gone to meet up with friends, and I probably won't go back unless meeting friends again. It's ok, but man... it's like being transported back in time. It's definitely like having a college bar flash from the past. This kind of bar was fun while I was in school. Sometimes, it didn't matter or no one noticed how unappealing the surroundings were because we were all busy getting ripped enough to make a few mistakes. You know the ones, like ouch, ouch you're on my hair. You know the rest... don't act like you don't. Anywho, that was then and this is now. It's a large space that is sometimes almost empty and sometimes completely packed. I guess the day of the week and/or local events determine what kind of atmosphere it will be. I would say if you're going to hit it hard with several friends, then sure, knock yourself out. Usually those kind of nights are succesful wherever they take place. If it's just you and a couple buddies or friends from out of town... then you're probably better off picking somewhere else.
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kim l.
Free Popcorn. Steelers Games. Big Screen TVs. Loaded Fries. Need I say more. This place is amazing!!
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Veronica M.
AWESOME Country Bar - great live music - love the staff - hate that my feet stick to the floor and no toliet paper in the womens bathrooms.........
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Jesse A.
I suspect Joe's is the sort of bar that unwittingly produces Yelp reviews that tell you more about the reviewer than about the place. So ... leaving aside the little issue that *sports bars a really really not my thing* - I can tell you a few things I learned about Joe's on Weed last weekend. We went there for the 80s cover band night (with Sixteen Candles). We thought it was going to be bizarre, crowded, pushy, and disgusting. It was all of those things, but it was also really fun. The place was jam packed with a crowd that seemed like ex-frat boys, but maybe that's a bit simplistic. What would I know? I haven't actually met any frat boys. Anyway, there were plenty of douchebags doing and saying offensive things, and plenty of people who had no idea how to respond to the fact that one of my friends is in a wheelchair, and we were in a crowd. While some people were really helpful and made room for us, and other people thought it was a better idea to stroke my friends hair patronisingly. Go team! I love America. In any case, we eked a little space in the crowd and danced and danced ... until barreling through the crowd came four security guards and a giant beer trolley. Much pushing, shoving, and discussion ensued, none of which I could hear over "This Tainted Love" - but as a result, we found ourselves right next to the beer cart (which turned out to be rather handy in this crowd... even though $4 for Coors Light was depressing). But it gets sillier: As a special favor, the security guards entrusted us with their special laser pointer. If the crowds were making it too hard for my friend to maneuver, we were instructed to shine this laser IN THE EYE of a certain security guard, and - should he somehow not be blinded by the experience - he was all set to come and part the crowd so my friend could get through. And you know what? It worked! I swear I'm not making this up. The only thing that beats men with gadgets, is men giving women gadgets to spur the men into exaggerated chivalrous action. PS - Good place to watch boxing. I mean on TV. It is probably unnecessary for me to mention that this place still operates on a 3:1 ratio of TVs to people, even on weekends.
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Melissa P.
We went there when the Bulls and Hawks were playing to advance in the playoffs. We knew it would be busy (we all work in the industry) so we made a reservation. Advertised on their website and through out their building were $2 pitchers, 0.25 drafts beers and half off pizzas. We gave our server $20 in the very beginning, she was really nice and we just wanted her to realize that we'd be worth her time. Again, we weren't expecting her there every 5 minutes, it was busy, we know this. Initially she was very attentive, we ordered many pitchers of beer and finally decided on a bbq chicken pizza. The whole 2nd and most of the 3rd period of the hockey game she was MIA. We had to go up to the bar multiple times to get drinks because she wasn't around and even had to ask other staff members for things. Speaking of the bar, there were only 2 bartenders behind each bar with a full house because of the games. Talk about understaffed. My roommate and I wanted to order burgers and had to wait until about 5 minutes left in the game to order because she was no where to be found and when we asked to order she was exasperated about the whole situation. We get the bill along with our burgers...looking at the bill our pizza wasn't half off. When we asked her about the pizza she said that it was only for cheese, sausage and pepperoni pizzas. I was a little put off that she wouldn't have mentioned that in the beginning when we were initially ordering the pizza. The venue is nice, don't get me wrong. I just think they were way understaffed for the event.
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Lucia Z.
My review for Joe's depends on what I'm there for, so let me review it separately: As a sports-viewing bar, Joe's is great. I give it four stars, five in the months between May and October when the outdoor patio is open. There are plenty of flat screens and a few big projectors, allowing for great viewing of games. The setup is very warehouse-like, so there is a lot of room for big parties. As one of a handful of Illini bars in the city, Joe's is a great place for Illini games. The drinks aren't too expensive and I have never had any complaints in regards to the service. As a going out bar, Joe's sucks. I give it two stars or less. The size and shape make it kind of awkward for anything but game-watching, and the fact that it's such a crappy place but still charges cover on many weekends (one of the few bars in Chicago that does) is absurd. I'm not a huge fan of live music unless it's really good, and Joe's always seems to have random live bands performing, so that could be part of the reason I don't really like it.
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Craig M.
Yeah, this place has tons of screens for viewing all your favorite sports. It had the Illinois bball game and the Bulls game on at once, and since I'm living in Texas now, I was in heaven watching them both at once. They had great beer, although I just drank Shiner (great) and Coors Light (not great). They also had some extremely good chicken wings and some brisket tacos! HMFS!! Wish I was in Chicago now, this bar is dope.
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Mindy B.
I wasn't thrilled... but it was probably the fact that I went with a large group and this place isn't really conducive to that. I can't speak for seeing a show here. I could see going with a small group to watch a game if I'm in the area, but I wouldn't travel to do so. Some strange cowboy dude was trying to get my girlfriends and I to come dance on the stage all night... ewws.
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Kristine L.
This bar seemed to think it was a downtown bar (bouncers that took their job WAY too seriously, and $8 cover on a TUESDAY?) Granted, once inside it was $2 pitchers or something so I guess that was supposed to make up for the cover charge, but seriously it's freakin Tuesday night, the games were all done, the beer was still green from St Patty's day. Also, if you're going to have a cover charge, get a better DJ. I think the guy in the back room had his I Tunes up and was scratching intermittently to prove he was a real DJ. He was also excellent at killing the vibe on the dance floor with his musical mood swings. Other note on the music, when I walked in I was completely confused by the sports bar look, but "As Long As You Love Me" by the backstreet boys was blaring over all of this. I will give them points for being big because even though it was crowded I didn't get smashed around like at a lot of other bars. Also, I know it's also a good live music venue, and I've actually wanted to come before to see Miranda Lambert and some other country shows. The space in back seems like it would be really cool for a show, but other than to maybe come for a concert, I'd never go back again.
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Becky B.
The first I was here a couple months ago for an iu game we had horrible service and I was hoping it was an isolated incident... Not so much. I Was back last night with friends who were already there. I was at the table for 15 minutes before the server came by. They no longer had the seasonal beer I wanted so I asked for a list ...3 times , and still didnt get one. After 35 minutes I finally got a beer. It wasn't packed and the server was very rude. I served for 4 years so I have some patience for things taking time etc., but I have no patience for someone who is flat out rude to customers for no reason. I hope I never find myself at joes again.
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Thad K.
Went to Joe's on a Tuesday night, because I heard they were having $2 pitchers. Didn't really know about Joe's infamous Tuesday nights, but it was definitely a adventure. Trying to park around there is rough, Joe's was charging $12 to park in their parking lot, but I found a FREE spot around the corner. They were also charging a $10 cover which I expected.. Inside was really crowded, and that led to about 3 fights. They played way too much Country music for my taste, but for the most part it was Top 40. Get your taste buds ready for Coors Light!
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A L.
Let's Go Steelers!!! OK, this place gets 4 stars because it made me feel like I was back in Pittsburgh when I walked in for the game. The crowd of approx 100+ was enthusiastic in their cheering and the polka band was just such a Pittsburgh thing! There were about 8 screens and the big one devoted to the Pgh game and the other 8 were showing other NFL games going on. Not bad. I only got there after halftime :( so I only got one beer, a Blue Moon for $5. Not bad. I think their Rolling Rocks were $3. If I stayed in Chicago, this is definitely the place to be for a Steelers game!!!!
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Betty R.
Came here to watch the UGA/UT game with the Georgia alumni while I was in town for the marathon. This place is HUGE, and the individual TVs at each table are a big plus. Service was really good, and drink specials were nice as well (I believe they had $4 pitchers, mimosas, bloodies, and Firefly cocktails). Joe's was out of the way in relation to where we were staying, but the trip was worth it - it was a great place to watch the game and party with other fans.
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Gwynne R.
Tuesday night is probably the only time I'd ever step foot in here. It reminds me a BIT too much of CO's down in Champaign (those who went to U of I or ever visited will feel me on that tip). The last time I came here was a couple years ago on a weekend night and I had the WORST night ever. From getting insulted, to seeing my ex and his new gf, to waking up the next day with pink eye---all around shitty experience. ANYWAY! This time I went on a Tuesday, which was actually pretty awesome. $3 cover, $5 huge pizzas, and $2 pitchers. Uh oh...trouble for us working folks. I downed a couple of pitchers and ended up playing flippy cup. Great times! As for the atmosphere, the bar is basically looks like a huge warehouse painted all black, with bars. It also has TVs everywhere, and the beer garden has a TV screen projected onto the wall---that was cool. The people...well, there were a ton of DBs wearing pink polos everywhere. As well as your run of the mill grimey ass creepers. However, there were some cute guys as well. By the end, I was drunk and wanted to stay and hit on some people. Alas, I had to work the next day. I'll def come back on a Tuesday. Until then, Joe's....
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Kate M.
I have only come to joe's to watch games and it's a great place! This place is huge so it never really seems over crowded and they have more than enough tv's. If you sit in a booth, you can control the tv's in your booth which is nice. On Saturdays, you can get $4 Coors pitchers. They also have other various specials on things such as bloody marys. The servers are really friendly and very attentive! I love their wings..so I highly suggest them. I suggest coming here to watch a game!
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It's The F.
This was where I spent election night!!!!!!! So thats an automatic 5 stars because they had all those televisions all tuned into different stations for up to date coverage! Okay so we were to go to the field which obviously we didn't because I get kind of claustophbic and the thought of my five foot nothing behond standing there and not being able to see over the crowd or through them, so I basically psyched myself and him out. The bar was not crowded and although I was not expecting a cover 8.00 for him and 7.00 for me was reasonable. I thought about it afterwards......as we saw the tally coming in at thime 284 to 90'ish with Obama leading it we got the hell up after JUST sitting down and went to ride the streets celebrating. The decor was nice so was the staff..........
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Jims L.
I think Joe's Bar has so much potential, and falls flat everywhere they could do wonderfully. My biggest problem, though, is that the food just.. stinks! "Loaded Fries" should be called "Cheese Fries served with sour cream" and their "Macho Nachos" should similarly also just be called.. "Chips with Cheese." No wonder they have so many drink specials to try and attract people.
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Matt P.
The beer specials and food are awesome. The bathrooms are not, in fact, they're pretty gross. Be prepared to wait in line, even if you're a guy.
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Eldiva S.
This bar is barely ok in my book. What it's good for - TVS! Lot's of them - everywhere. HUGE screens whereever you look. Also LOTS of standing room space. The bar is huge-multi level, several rooms,etc. Bad things - Mixed drink selections are very poor - very limited higher end liquor, no Stoli options...High prices for the mixed drinks that you can order that are made with cheap booze... Bottom Line - Only come here if you are in desperate need of tvs, have a huge group with you or you want to check out the crowd (fratty/college).. I'll be skipping it....
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Ben B.
Awful crowd on 25 cent beer night...felt like I was gonna get shanked...guess I should've expected that though. Cheap beer is always good though just wish the crowd was better.
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Dana Z.
Just a disclaimer: my review here is about the process of getting into Joe's, not the bar itself! To begin with, Joe's stops letting people in at 12, which is CRAZY, stupid, and unnecessary. Second of all, Joe's dress code for men is RIDICULOUS and pretty obviously discriminatory. Their security and bouncers are rude, and the manager, Mark, is a complete asshole who does not care about the experience of his clientele at all (and wears khakis and a sweatshirt to work...classy). They have one huge bouncer who is allowed to make all the calls on dress code, and this sorry asshole spends his time choosing which men to let in based on his imaginary conception of what is baggy or not. Now, I am a frequent club and bar goer, and I understand why bars and clubs have a dress code. No one wants their place looking trashy. However, never in ANY bar or club that I have been to in Chicago have dress pants and a dress shirt not been allowed. The only type of attire that is allowed for men are tight jeans and a tight t-shirt, period. In this way, Joe's makes sure that the only men that are let in are preppy, juice-head, guido types that might make their fake college bar seem more legit. Joe's has been described as a "suburban bar in the city," and this is for a reason- they don't want any "urban-looking" men of any color frequenting their bar, and they ensure this by literally forcing their male patrons to dress not only up to a certain standard, but in a certain Abercrombie & Fitch style of dress which is just nuts in a city like Chicago. Furthermore, they're rude and arrogant while going about this. Quotes from my visit include "that's what we're looking for" (pointing to two white guys in Abercrombie and Fitch), "you've just gotta try and try again" (referring to getting the men's dress code right), and being told that a man's outfit must be "contoured to his body". Seriously Joe's, your cheap, watered down beer is not worth being scrutinized and insulted by your rude, discriminatory bouncer and manager. I'll take my money elsewhere, and hopefully in the meantime you can relocate to Iowa City, where you'll obviously fit in bitter. I attempted to go to Joe's with my boyfriend for a friend's birthday party on Tuesday. Walking up to Joe's, before even getting in the line, we are told by the bouncer that my boyfriend cannot get in due to dress code. Here's what my boyfriend was wearing: dress pants, dress shoes, and a short sleeve, non-baggy, button down shirt. Clothes that he should not and has never had a problem getting into any other bar or club in the city or suburbs of Chicago, many of them MUCH MUCH MUCH more upscale than the trashy place that Joe's is. According to the bouncer, my boyfriend's DRESS PANTS are too baggy, and he also makes up some problem with the shirt (visible elbows, i think?? his reasons did not make any sense, and were obviously bullshit). One security guard (not the rude bouncer described above) was very nice, seemed to disagree with the bouncer's call, and told us that if my boyfriend changed he would let us in even if it was after midnight. So since it was my friend's birthday, we made the effort to go to my boyfriend's father's house, so he could borrow some of his brother's clothes (we live on the south side and did not plan on driving all the way back there) to change into. Boyfriend changes into a long-sleeve button down and fitted jeans. We get back, and the bouncer still has a problem with my boyfriend's dress, giving us the bullshit lines listed above and making it clear that it's not a matter of bagginess, but a matter of style that he has a problem with. A style, might I add, that has gotten my boyfriend into every and any other club and bar in the city. When I realize what the issue is, I ask to speak to a manager, the unprofessional college looking kid. He's extremely rude and unwilling to hear our complaints. Later, I am told by the bouncer that he would have let my boyfriend in if I hadn't asked to speak to the manger, which was A) completely untrue and B)HORRIBLE FREAKING CUSTOMER SERVICE that shows what arrogant assholes the staff at Joe's are and how little they care about their clientele. This is not an isolated incident either. Several weeks ago, a few of my male friends from the University of Chicago were turned down from Joe's for wearing too much white and wearing khaki cargo shorts. Yep, that's right, turned down from a wannabe college bar for wearing white and khaki. While outside of Joe's at my "visit," I saw many young men wearing white and khaki shorts, just showing that it's not the clothing, but the people that the bouncers are taking issue with. My advice: take your money to a place that wants it. No cheap, watered down beer that is "enjoyed" next to meathead guido wannabes and trashy underage girls with fake id's is worth putting up with insults and discrimination by loser staff.
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Laurel D.
If you don't want to hear a girl from Texas talk about how she loves this country bar, click away now. I've been to over twenty concerts at Joe's (Pat Green, The Wreckers, Dierks Bentley, etc), and I've had a good time (if not a blast) every time I've stepped foot in this place. Even if you are all the way at the back of the bar during a show, you still feel like you can reach out and touch the performer - makes for some intimate performances. The crowd is different at any show, but people are always there to have a good time! The front room has plenty of big screens for watching sports games. There's also a tv in each booth, so if you are lucky enough to grab one, you can watch whatever game you choose. And most importantly, the wait to get a drink is never too long unless it's so crowded that you can't even make it to the bar.
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Y G.
Tuesday night is 25 cent beers, $2 pitchers, and half off pizza. THAT IS A FREAKING STEAL. We were here for happy hour and to celebrate a birthday. I can see why this would be a great place to watch sports, if you are into that sort of thing. Weekdays aren't crowded, but it did get worse as the night went on. Don't order their drinks, stick to beer. Don't get the pitcher, its cheaper to order 8 cups of beer. Make the waitress work for her tip. I ordered the wings and surprisingly..they were delicious. The pizza was HUGE. It was one of those thin greasy large pizzas that you can fold up and shove in your mouth and scream "GO TEAM!" with. Good thing nobody actually does that. I had a decent time here, it wasn't dark and it wasn't too loud, food is decent, beer cheap, me like.
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Pat W.
I'm giving this place 5 stars. Everyone knows Joes is the place to go for sports games. They have a great scene there... this we all know. This alone is worth the 5 star rating. But, Chicago is desperately lacking a country music scene. Yes, Carol's is great, but I can't stay up until 3 am anymore because I'm too old. I know, I know, we're far north, and the freezing cold really doesn't go hand in hand with southern music. But, Joe's brings in a ton of great, Red Dirt, Texas country bands. Red Dirt... what the @$@!# is that??? Think country rock. Actually, most of these bands, in my opinion, are more rock than country. Tickets are cheap at around $15 dollars. The crowds are friendly and fun. And guys... it's a fact that country music is loved by attractive women.
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Scott D.
Last night was my second time going to Joe's for a concert and drinks with friends. We had a great time. This place has decent specials, good atmosphere, and good food. This place is HUGE!!! Last night they had three different concerts going on at once. The crowd was tons of fun, lots of dancing and laughter. Unfortunately our waitress sucked the last two times I was here.
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Maggie E.
Note: This review is really only useful to people who are interested in going to bars to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers play (and hopefully kick ass). I found Joe's after people told me that Chicago had bars that actually dedicated their Sunday football to the Steelers. Having come from a small town in Pennsylvania, I had no idea that bars themed themselves by teams! Well, I wouldn't consider Joe's a "Steeler's Bar", as they are clearly an all around sports bar and music venue. However, whenever there's a Steelers game, the entire front portion of the establishment is decked out in black and gold, crazy fans, and a polka band! After having spent a year or so sitting by my jersey-clad self at any bar with the NFL ticket, I nearly cried (literally teared up!) when I walked into Joe's for the first time to watch my team. I guess this is more of a review of the fans who frequent these games. They're crazy. I guess I can include myself and say "We're crazy". Everyone is yelling, screaming, jumping, high-fiveing. You can go alone and there's still always someone there to cheer with, or weep with. I've tried a couple other Steelers' Bars, and they're not bad, but for some reason I always end up back at Joe's, probably for the enormous spectacle of the occasion. I always sit at the bar and find the service to be friendly and decently fast. My one thing this past week was they take your ID with your credit/debit card (which is totally protocol, I understand), but when I was ready to tab out, I watched as the bartender sifted through just a pile of all the cards she had collected. I don't know their system, and there could totally be a method to this madness, but that made me a little nervous. I did get everything back, though... so maybe I should just shut it on that point. Oh yeah, and you can drink Rolling Rock for $3.00, and just this past Sunday I saw people drinking Iron City... which I thought had gone bankrupt and stopped distributing out here. I'll have to look into that. I didn't give it a fifth star because I've really only been there a couple of other times outside of football season. But I've never felt anything to complain about, I can say that much. Oh yeah, and I've never really eaten there so I can't say anything about the food. Well, some guy gave me a slice of his pizza, once, but I was drunk so I don't remember how I felt about it :)
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Krys J.
A decent spot to grab a game, some brews & cheer on my Hoosiers with other alum. Occasionally, they host a few decent bands in the cavernous confines (large area, but they pack you in like cattle) in the back of the place. Words of advice: Beer Tubs! If you are here to shake your tailfeathers to their headliners, don't bother waiting by the bars and hit up the beer tubs to replenish your suds. The crowds, oh the crowds...an interesting mix of the jeans & tee crews with equal parts of the 'sure I am going to a sports bar but I will still adorn myself in my hooker's best'.
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John O.
I remember the 90's when I was in college and we would go here for and annual Birthday Party. I also was in college then and was looking for tail just like the other guy but now things have changed. They had great bands back then and it was cool because you could watch the games too. Today it's a little different I hear and more of a frat bar.
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Brianna L.
i effin love this place!! its always poppin on tues day nite..5 dolla holla..2 dolla pitchers ANDDDDDDDDDD a clean bathroom while having an awesome time!! this is most def the place to be on a tuesday night!! come shake it with me on the dance floor in the back room
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Katie M.
Eww. This bar is so dirty. The few times I've been there I've seen people get in fights, throw up at their tables, and dump drinks on each other. I don't care if the drinks are cheap-I'd rather pay more and not walk through throw up.
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Kris C.
I've been meaning to write a review for this place since the summer when I took a trip to Chicago. A big UFC fight happened to fall on the Saturday I was there so a buddy and I gave this place a try. It was definitely a great time and the regulars there were awesome, laid back people. Looked like a clean place and there was at least a ton of room to get around, along with a ton of screens to see the fight or any other sports that were on. Other than that it's your typical bar scene. I had a great time there and the drinks weren't crazy expensive. Never got to try the food though I do remember it looking tasty. Good place to bring your friends if you happen to be staying at a nearby hotel. Not taking too much away from Joe's Bar, but there are even better places over by Wrigley Field. Go during baseball season and you'll have one hell of a time.
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Neetin G.
I've only been to Joe's on Saturdays to watch college football. And, for watching college football, I have to give Joe's 5 stars. Now, I'm not completely a fan of the BCS. But the great thing about the BCS is suddenly I start caring about random football games from across the country. In the past, I couldn't care less whether Tennessee wins or loses, but now I do because my team (Go Bears!) beat the Volunteers earlier in the season. Joe's is great because all the games are on and you'll hear a section go wild when 'bama or ASU score.
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Katie M.
War Eagle! If you like yelling at televisions, and want a place where you can do so freely, Joes is the place for you. Went there for the Auburn University watch party and had a blast. Its loud, the loaded cheese fries are fantastic, and you can maintain the option to either sit or stand - there is tons of seating. There are also tons of TVs, your game is bound to be one. I love a good sports bar, and this is no exception....perhaps one of my favorites.
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Bruce S.
We went to Joe's for the Superbowl. ahhh to joys of being in Bear country (my date was one of the only two women in the place who were Colt's fans, I suspect because of Peyton Manning, but whatever). I wore my Bears hat with pride. Anyways, the place is huge. The front seemed kind of blah, but the back was where the party was. Helloooooooo hotties. Crowded. I did not have any problems with the bartenders, with my cheap pictures of Coors beer (i know i know, but it was the only thing they offered that day), or my food. It was all quality material. I know the bouncers do their job well because I had a problem with a particular gay Mexican who seemed to think I was his next bitch. Um, no. I don't roll like that. and Unfortunately, it cut my night off near the middle of the fourth quarter because he wouldn't leave me alone and I had to ask the bouncers to handle the situation. I'm not gay Es-hey! Is not OK! Other than that incident, which bore no ill feelings against Joe's, everything was fun there. They frequently have live bands playing, some big names too. Often times it is a country related theme (to go with the sports bar theme, I guess?), so bare that in mind. Something I did not expect, but was nice is that they have people in the bathroom (i forget their actual title) to handle the towels, soap, and chit chat. Something you would find in a nice restaurant, not in a sports bar. Also noteworth is that they have a bajillion and one tv screens (over 100 i'd venture to say)! Good place, good times, can't complain too much about it. 4 stars.
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Liz W.
So recently I went to joes on a tuesday. $2 pitchers=packed bar but that didn't bother me since the place was so huge. I don't drink beer (I know you're wondering what am I doing there if i dont drink beer) well i heard good things bout this place. So i ordered a cran-vodka $5. It was really weak so i decided to order a long island. Since when does a long island consist of 1 oz vodka, sweet & sour, & coke??? Im a bartender and it definately doesn't consist of that. So after 3 long islands, 2 cran-vodkas, patron shot, jagerbomb, cherry bomb, vegas bomb, you would expect me to be shitfaced....wrong!!! I had a really good buzz goin on...thats it!!! I still had a good time though. I liked the crowd and the music was good. I will be back but im not walking in there sober.
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Megan H.
This place is HUGE! My friends and I always try to make it out on Tuesday nights in the summer for the $2 pitchers. There's always tons of people, and cover is only $5 with your student ID and $3 before 9 pm. I love the outdoor patio area. It's a really chill spot that offers good music to dance to at the same time, which is rare. However, be warned: on Tuesdays the line outside can get pretty ridiculous and stretch around the block so maybe get there early.
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Angelica D.
Really liked this place. The drinks are good and not too pricey. The place is huge so you don't really feel like its so crowded. The servers are really nice so thats always a plus. The chicken quesadillas are good and so is the guacamole. They have plenty of tvs set up so there's always something to see. They charged a $10 cover on saturday so yeah. Definitely will be back in the summer.
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Joe M.
There was an eight dollar cover charge to get in on Saturday night. I refused to pay and decided to flirt with the door girl until she agreed to let both me and my buddy in for free. Needless to say that took around 15min of cheeky smiles, lame joke and maybe even a few batted eyelids. God! I scare myself sometimes (I'm not smooth at all) but I guy has to try. 99 times out of 100 come out empty handed but every now and again.... ;-) Then we get inside and there is a band playing and it feels more like a carnival than a sports bar. The place reminded me of my not-to-distant past. A time filled with dirty bars inhabited solely with drunk college kids and drunker drop-outs all milling about in a vein attempt to embrace Saturday night, run from Friday's past and avoid the impending Monday troubles and maybe even get laid in the midst of the melee... There is no denying this place has a certain appeal. Get wasted, get your white man dance on, get laid... and hope you survive until next Friday at 5pm to do it all over again. Understand this; If your not into the spring break atmosphere, I would suggest another venue.
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Jon G.
This place is ok. Beer is ok. The crowd that hangs out here is sometimes questionable. But, that is what makes it fun. Great little place to see a show. Sound is average, but the stage set up is nice. Concerts here have a neat little fun factor.
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Michael M.
Came here for the World Cup Final. Perfect Place for it! 3.75 pitchers of coors and huge portions of food priced right! Impossible to find a seat without a good view of one of the dozens of big flat screens, or projectors.
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Frank L.
Awesome place! Great bands, really really nice beer garden, and good food. Prices r pretty reasonable. Highly recommend
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Chris B.
Not a terrible place, but definitely tailored to the young crowd. I have only been here on a Tuesday, and even though the drink special is fantastic, I think it brings in a crappy crowd. $2 pitchers may be good for the wallet, but bad for the folks behind the bar.
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Jessica B.
Went on a Tuesday night to meet friends. $10 cover to get in (where in Chicago has cover anyways?) and I was wearing a college hat. The door guy asked the guy taking money inside if I could wear a hat inside and the dude said no, even though he himself was wearing a hat. I said "ok, no hat says the guy wearing the hat", removed my hat and walked inside to pay the $10 cover. Door guy comes in and says he doesn't want to let me in because I'm a smart ass. My friends waiting to get in at the doorway stood there in disbelief. I said I was just joking but I'll take my smart ass, my friends, and the ridiculous cover elsewhere. So if you like stuck up bars with dicks for door guys and crazy cover, try this place.
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liz d.
This place is the sport bar of all sports bars. Having only been to the back room on my previous visit, I had no idea the amount of TVs the front room has. Each booth has 2 private TVs. You can not avoid having at least 4 television screens in your view at 1 given time. It's a sensory overload, but you can bet I will be reserving my table for March Madness. Yes, you can reserve tables. You also can not beat the $6 dollar pitchers. I have been here on a Saturday-day and Thurs evening to enjoy some football, and the pitcher special was available both times. Food? A little pricey for what is offered, but pretty tasty none the less. Buffalo wings are meaty and come with your choice of sauce, and their pizza is a thin crust with lots of cheese and toppings. Yum! The service was surprising OK, especially for the amount of people that were there. Kudos to them for either hiring enough staff, or working their tails off. Although this place is fun for some American football watching, I definitely would not be willing to pay a cover charge. I have not been a spectator, but I'll end my review with saying that they have Midget Wrestling!
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Kim S.
OK, I am a little biased on this one. I love the concerts they have in the back. However, I've never had a problem with the food. It has always been great or at least better than average bar food. The service is always a little lagging, however since we go only on concert nights, its overly busy. The prices are a little high, but with the drunken crowds I see there-- no one seems to mind.
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Leang E.
I thought Joe's use to have a taco night special, but I suppose that was a long time ago. I came with some friends that just moved into the area, and introduced them to a bar that they could go to often because of proximity and beer specials. We happen to be here on a Thursday night where they have $3 Coors Light pitchers and $1 bottles of Coors Light. This is a great sports bar, and for those that love Indiana University it's the place to be. Since it was so nice out we sat in the outdoor beer garden, which is pretty spacious and can cater to a large crowd of friends. It's a very relaxed spot that I have forgotten about, and will have to remember to come back.
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Tim L.
This is a great place for sports; TVs are everywhere. Football Sundays are usualy packed and fun. If you are a Steelers' fan, this is the place to go!
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kevin k.
Joe's Joe's Joe's HEEHAW!! The country music hot spot with some of best up and coming bands. Joe's has some of the best non-main stream concerts in every genre possible. Still the best sports bar to watch games in town. The bar is a monster and the owners do their best to make everyone happy but we all know that's impossible. Their food is what it is - bar food. Are you expecting five star dinning? Put the fork down and Eat up! Pizza is the best thing on the menu next to the pork sandwich. Great place to have sponsor your sports team. I can't wait for Chicago to go non-smoking!!!
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Erin V.
This is my favorite place to catch an IU game. Soooo many televisions and they have AMFs (if you didn't go to IU and didn't have any friends who did, you probably don't know what this is). I've only been here for sporting events so, my review is somewhat one-sided, but I highly recommend it. Word to the wise: if you are going for a high profile game, get there at least 2 hours before the start, I would suggest even 3 hours early if you expect to sit. Update: The pizza here is pretty good too! And I highly recommend planning a party here - Jamie and Brittany are pretty awesome, and I think it's a pretty good deal. We had an all you can drink special (beer, wine, well drinks) for 4 hours at $26 a person...better than most I have attended!
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Julie W.
Probably one of the best places for any game, any time. College football your sport? Feel free to yell at the TVs or sing your school's fight song, there will probably be a few others who join you! The food is your typical bar food, but better! Perfect for those days where you don't feel like getting too dressed up to hang out but you still want to go to a cool bar. Watch out on Tuesdays, it's college night! $2 pitchers galore, as well as the crazy lines to get in. They have great bands play here too. Overall it's such a cool place, no pretentiousness here. Just a damn good sports bar.
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Molly F.
Best thing about this place... They let you play flippy cup!!!!! Other than that, it's your pretty standard sports bar. I do enjoy the wide open atmosphere, though. It's a bar you can breathe in.
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Natalie B.
Food is pretty blegh. Hardly any drink specials going on either. But it's a Florida Gator bar, so I have give at least 3 stars for that. It is fun to watch a big sporting event here, like last years' World Series! For NFL, this is a HUGE Steelers bar. The fans usually hang in the front so head towards the backroom to catch the rest of your games!
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Melissa K.
Joe's is either hit or miss. I've normally had a great time there. Granted the majority of the time I'm there for a concert. They have some of the best country acts around. The best part is it's super cheap to see these great artists. When I'm in the back room, even when it's crowded, I don't have a problem getting a drink or getting into the restroom. However, we went the other night. My boyfriend and I were going to watch a UFC fight. We got there around 7:30 and got a table right away. That's a great thing right? Well no, our waitress didn't come over to us for 20 minutes and she only came after we got someone at the front door to help us get her. We were there three hours and we saw our waitress 4 times. I only saw her three times, but my boyfriend said she stopped by while I was in the restroom. The front room wasn't busy enough to be that ignored. We ordered an appetizer, I had wanted a main course but quickly learned that wasn't going to be an option. That being said, the spinach artichoke dip, was AMAZING. Probably one of the best I've had in the city. What sucks is I didn't get a napkin. How are you supposed to eat without a napkin? So as I said, it's hit or miss. I love going to concerts there, not quite sure I'll go again to be in the front room. Oh well, you live and learn.
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Niki C.
Graciously hosted my 30th birthday party (aka Nikipalooza). I got the front room, a killer drink special (top shelf plus food for only a dollar for every year i was alive), plus I booked three of my friends' bands as entertainment. All were invited - not just my friends - so it was great exposure for the bands as well, not to mention a kickass time. To be fair, I've also sang here on a few occasions, so I know management/owners. But I've also been a patron & concert-goer ... seen Blues Traveler (too bad about that power problem) & Mini-Kiss (hil-ar-i-ous), amongst others. & who can beat their Wednesday night drink special?
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Luciana B.
This place is a mix. And I suppose it depends on who you are. I am not too excited about the whole Weed Street area in general. When my friend told me we were meeting people at Crobar I shuddered a bit inside, but we ended up here waiting for our friend (and, thank god, never made it to Crobar). I enjoyed the $3 Coors Light, but would have enjoyed them more if I could have gotten them a bit more quickly. There was one (yes, ONE) bartender for the whole front of the bar and everyone there was complaining about the wait. And she didn't seem to mind. And I tipped her almost nothing. The Dave Matthews-y cover band was decent, though that's not exactly my scene... My friend and I then decided to venture on over to the other side of the bar which we had no idea was there. It was HUGE. And there was a great 80's cover band doing a medley of all the songs we love. So that was fun. I don't know how pricey the drinks were (aside from the regularly priced Coors and shots) so I can't comment on that - though I imagine they were rather expensive. The few I had bought for me tasted of a lot of cranberry, and not much vodka. So if I had a complaint against this bar I would say the bartending in general - long wait for nothing much in particular.
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Katie G.
I've been here a handful of times and I really like it. They play a lot of Texas Country Artists, like Roger Creager, Randy Rogers, Reckless Kelly, Stoney LaRue, Pat Green, etc. Drinks are OK prices.... not dirt cheap, but not make you spit out your ice expensive, either.
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Annie O.
It's weird... i used to go here when i was underage all the time and i loved it. now that i'm 21 it just seems weird. so many (CLEARLY) under agers, people acting really immature and like drunk idiots. not a fan....although i used to be. if you're a depaul student under 21 i would definitely go here. otherwise, take advantage of all the other bars the city has to offer. I'm a huge country fan though so i will be attending concerts here in the future. VERY rude bathroom attendants.
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Kim C.
$5 cover with student ID and ridiculously cheap beer on Tuesdays ($0.25 cups, $2 pitchers) but don't expect it to taste much better than piss. Spacious dance floor with decent music, and a cool patio area. Not sure I'd go back though..
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Alex R.
Having been here on several different occasions, usually to watch football, I never really liked it that much. However, they were *INCREDIBLY* accommodating the last time I went to see an Oklahoma State game. They let us have the back party room, and turned the game (with sound) on on the main TV (even though it wasn't on the schedule). It was awesome, and I really appreciated it. I'll definitely be coming back.
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Happiness L.
Awesome...come here for games...great crowd and great set up. People are friendly. Also...awesome place for Steelers fans as this the official spot in Chicago for Steelers games. Most delicious Bloody Mary I have ever had. Lots of screens for watching the games.
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Cliff W.
Went there for doggy happy hour on wednesdays, it was a good time and they have a raffle for a lot of prizes. It seemed as though every table that had people at least had 1 winner, though that would change if a lot of people started showing up!
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Christian C.
The only thing stopping me from giving this place 5 stars is the fact I was only there once. Oh yeah, I was drunk most of the time too. This is first and foremost a sports bar and they have TV's everywhere to prove it so catching whatever game you are interested in is probably not a problem. I went there with co-workers for a little "unwinding" during a weeknight and unwind we did with the $2 pitchers of domestic beer. Um...wow, best beer deal I've come across in a long time. Combined with the toasted ravioli and let the good times roll. We found out the back opened up into a club which is not really my scene but I still had a great time. If you are just visiting Chicago and want to check this place out, just tell the cabbie you want to go to Joe's on Weed. That's what we did :)
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Joe M.
We love playing here. The management and staff treats us great. The food is solid and on the right nights you can get drinks for good prices. Always good music, good sports on the gazillion tv's, and other cool stuff going on.
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Laura B.
Huge bar, Huge Space. When I think of Joe's the first thing that comes to mind is "meh" I used to hit up trivia on Wednesdays, that was fun but I've been to better. And the shots they give you for winning a round aren't really very potent. I actually don't really know anyone who goes here on a regular basis, but thats just my immediate social circle. I have met a few people (all of whom are from the suburbs) who love this place, and can't get enough of it. So maybe its a suburban magnet bar? One thing I do like about Joe's is that if there is a big sporting event going on its a really fun place to be. I went here for March Madness and the crowd was really fun. I also went here in 2007 when the bears won the NFC championship - I had just moved here and was living in the burbs at the time (funny right?) and scooped into the city for the game. I almost died that day, and grown men cried tears of joy. So back to how I started this post - Joe's is "meh"
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Lisa K.
Fav bar in Chicago, hands down. If you love sports and country music, look no further than Joe's. Great bar fare and cheap drink deals (for Chicago). They bring in great live acts and the servers are super friendly.
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Robyn S.
Joe's gets 4 stars for what it is ... a great place to get your fill of Sunday football and pub grub. Deep fried mac and cheese bites - are there 6 more beautiful words in the English language? Their hot wings were medium+, not tear-jerking hot, and so very share-able with the group. The dozens of oversized screens made every seat a great one. Service can be slow at times, when the whole crowd puts in orders at the end of a big game. They do almost launch a mini-dance club with the background music at every commercial break, thumping bass and all, but it goes quiet when the game starts up again. I cannot vouch for the crowd on weeknights, but as an meet-up spot for Big Ten alums, it was great.
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Zack R.
Oh Joe's. Arguably the most polarizing bar in the area. You either love it or hate it. This bar gets 4 stars for the quarter beer night on Tuesday. I sat up at the bar and the bartender was awesome. She literally had a new beer for me everytime mine got close to being finished. The only knock is the d-bag crowd this place attracts, the country music atmosphere, and the guy in the bathroom who apparently argued with a guy who dropped a ten dollar bill and fished out a five for change because he wanted to tip him but didnt have a small enough denomination of bills. You hand out paper towels and offer a squirt of cologne and this guy wants to give you five bucks for a sheet of bounty. Not holding it against the bar but Im not a fan of places that have guys in the bathroom watching. Just creepy and unnecessary.
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David K.
Boooooo. I didn't go to Joe's to watch football, I went to Joe's to see that 80's cover band on a weekend night. The band was good, but the bar itself was lame. I was warned by a few friends. Just be aware that you will be paying a cover, drinks are expensive (and watered down) and the crowd is similar to what you will find at a high school kegger.
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Luan N.
Just went in to kill some time and grab a few beers after the Vanilla Ice concert at the Cans Festival. North Beach was closed so me and Amish S randomly picked Joe's. Actually this new bar across the street, that I think replaced Tokyo 21 was trying to herd us in. He was trying to entice us w/ free cover and a mechanical bull ride. We instantly acknowledged that the place must have been dead for the door men to be desperately trying to draw in 2 dudes into a bar. So Joe's was not as random of a choice. It was close to 10pm on Fri and Joe's was dead. My friend Amish S and I decided to grab a fat tire on the very quiet patio. Our server asked us if the fight was over? We both looked at each other and said, "Sorry, I don't know" thinking that was out of the blue. I was feeling a bit less manly now because I guess I was supposed to know there was a big boxing match on ESPN. I excuse myself to find the bathroom, and I walked into a huge, rowdy, packed room with a cage fight event promoted by FCE. I quickly walked back to get my buddy and we got to watch the last fight of the night. I always wanted to see a UFC type cage fight, so I thought this was awesome!
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Renato P.
It's a bar , with a dining area , and a nice sized back room band area. I am not a fan of the type of clientele it attracts most nights , yuppie douchbags (what is the new millennium name for yuppies?) . The 20 something ex-frat guys , that storm past you with little regard , spilling your beer, they let loose an "easy chief" as they head to their Wicker Park apartment to get ready for the big Dave Matthews concert ... DIE! I give this place 4 stars because of the eclectic music acts they get. First off they hired a couple of my buddies bands , they hosted Loudness (Japanese hair metal ... seriously.) and Mini Kiss , a Kiss cover band consisting of midgets and dwarfs in full Kiss regalia (the little suckers were feigning playing their instruments though, which pissed me off.). Crowds be damned , I definitely definitely give the booker for this place credit , and 4 stars because of him.
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rebecca s.
i stopped here on a drunken bike bar crawl with my friends. its gross. it was empty and way overpriced. we also got yelled at by the valet because they didnt want us to lock up our bikes by them. crappy place. dont go.
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Blair B.
Went there for trivia last night and had a lot of fun. They have tons of TVs, and drinks are CHEAP. Their specials are incredible. 25 cent beers? So awesome. Hot fresh popcorn was brought to me as I sat down., yay. I wouldnt come here on a Friday, but to go catch a game, I would definitely put this place on my list. It's a sports bar with cheap drinks, nothing more.
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Lauren D.
Joe's has some great concerts. I saw Pat Green here and was literally standing right in front of him. THEN I met him. He also toasted us and sang "Ring of Fire" for my friend's birthday (she was wearing a Johnny Cash t-shirt). Best night of my life. (Okay, relatively speaking.) Also saw Little Big Town. Good place to watch football games in the fall, but watch out for those Oklahoma fans - they're kind of annoying. This is a really casual place. Not a Friday night, trend-setting place. I'd just go here for a beer, some pizza, and some football.
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Phil S.
I really don't understand everyone else's reviews on here. It is too big to be fun? I guess if your into super crowded bars that you can barely move around in then yeah, joes is probably not your place. I mean seriously, this place is HUGE, has a ton of TV's, the wait staff is friendly, and the food and drinks are comparable to any other sports bar in chicago. Best part is that parking is easy if you know where to look. I have been coming here for 5 years and have yet had to pay for parking once, and never had to walk more then a couple blocks.
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Jody C.
I love Joes for its variety and huge space. Saw Big and Rich here, and it was so great! They bought everyone in the bar a beer. I've also been here for non-concert nights and its pretty fun. You can sit in front at the tables or in back where its a little louder and you can dance. Every day is a different special so check their website.
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GossipGirl l.
i've only been here 2x's and didnt care at all for it. i know its not a bad bar, its kewl. but i just dont like it. its like a bunch of drunk 25/27 years olds in their own group...not too many people talk to anyone else besides the people they walked in with. this place just doesnt work for me....and i cant even put my finger on it....the bathrooms were GROSS GROSS GROSS, the staff was nice, the guys were a little to touchy feely.....ive never been there when a band was playing but when i have gone in that room, NOO one is ever dancing...its just sooo meh! i will be back ta give it another try but i really dont like this place! i guess ill have ta check it out on tuesdays lol
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Natalie L.
Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually admitting I've been here. Don't ask.
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Brenna M.
Tuesday nights: half priced pizza's and quarter beers = perfect post-beach-volleyball hang. Their patio was really quiet and chill (space heaters and all), and they had about a dozen flat screens playing all the MLB games. For my yanks I would pretty much eat anywhere, but the pizzas were actually really good! And I am hugely anti-cover charge, but I'll cough up the $3 for this place.
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T K.
I've only been to Joe's for the bands. Although we had a great time I do have to mention that this bar is LOUD. Definitely not the place to try to hold a conversation or learn the intimate details about a persons life in. Drinks are easy to get and there is plenty of room for dancing.
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Alex F.
For a bar that by all indications SHOULD rub me the wrong way (Purdue grad at an IU bar, city boy in a country bar), I have a good time at Joe's. The cover to get in the back seems like too much to me, but then again I don't know any of the country bands who play back there so I'll let it slide. Plus, the back is always a well-done party. Joe's is full of good looking people, so when I don't dig the music I just view the women.
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Amanda T.
Interesting mix of people, including a bunch of guys that are just looking for some booty. But it's okay, good times good crowd (for the most part). And $2 pitchers on Tuesdays...can't beat that.
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Theresa C.
Joe's on Weed is a really interesting place, mostly because it's huge and there are completely different atmosphere's in the different areas of the bar. For the most part I only go on Tuesday over the summer, Tuesday's is $2 coors light short pitchers. It's good for playing long line flippy cup or just getting way more drunk than anyone actually needs to on a Tuesday. I'm a fan because I like going to a bar and only spending $6, well there's a cover--$8 ($5 for students)--so spending $14. It's still really awesome. There are five separate areas in Joe's, before I get into the individual vibe of each, let me be clear, the entire place is full of drunken college kids, and college graduates who haven't outgrown binge-drinking (but who doesn't like that). The front room is like a sports bar, lots of tvs and table, this is where people usually eat (Joe's has really good drunk pizza); the patio is only open until one, only during the summer, its super chill with it's own bar, big round tables and mood lighting. It's really nice, but at one they usher everyone into the building, usually into the back room, which has three bars in it and is just a big open floor for dancing. The music is like what you hear in any other dance bar (not club/house stuff but crappy none-the-less). The floor gets really crowded and crazy, it's totally awesome after your third pitcher. There are two smaller, more exclusive ares of the bar, I think they made the upstairs completely VIP, but seriously, if you're actually very important, you're not at Joe's so who even cares what goes on up there. The far back corner is the red room, which has low couches and two bars, is for people who wish they had gone to a bar that wasn't full of young drunkards and poor, overtly sexual dancing. Joe's is a really great place for someone looking to have a ridiculous time, you can't take this place seriously, but it's fun as hell.
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Emma M.
This is a great place to watch your favorite college football team with the hundreds of TVs, order pizza (reasonably priced and pretty delicious), see a country music show usually put on by 99.5- I've seen some great bands there including Little Big Town and Pat Green. Plus they have just made the back room into a lounge which works if you are not eating or watching football. I know they reserve areas for the alumni club of Florida, Oklahoma, and maybe Auburn or Illinois? It's nice that they provide decorations and signs for the alumni. So if you're into sports or country this place is for you!
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Hannah D.
We went here thinking it was an Illini bar, but were disappointed in that expectation. The audio for the game was only in the front room, which is smaller and has way fewer TVs, and the game was shown only on a couple TVs and not the best ones. Anyway, we lucked out and got a booth with little TVs and were able to pick the channel. The drink special was great ($4 domestic pitchers), but the pizza -- meh, not that great. The service was pretty good, especially since it was a Saturday. It definitely seemed like a college bar, and very loud. I doubt I'll be back -- it's a sports bar, not an "Illini bar" and not worth the trip. The best part of the night was going to the OTB place across the street after the game.
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Audra S.
At first glance, you might think this is just a giant, oversized sports bar with a capacity that cannot be touched. Think again. I've seen this place packed to the gills with people lined up outside waiting to get in. And for what? Other than the occasional good band (Too White Crew or Bret Michaels from Poison, for instance), this place is best known for cramming people in the doors to a point where it's uncomfortable to move. You will sweat, you will ram into strangers, and you will be lucky to get a drink.
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Mo L.
I was amazed at how big this place was. There were two 80s cover bands the night that we were there for my birthday. The room with the small stage was like a blast from the past; I felt like I was walking around in a Cyndi Lauper video. The main warehouse-like area has two levels with bars; the main stage is on the bottom floor and there are TVs on the upper level. We found a little corner area upstairs by the bar, ordered some Grey Goose, cranberry juice, and tonic, and that's about all I remember.
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Digital M.
Big change since the last time I was there. Nice new booths and high tables. Much more classy than the old Joe's. My new spot for games.
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Sara M.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's. What to say? Quarter beer night/$2 pitchers on Tuesdays is the only time I ever come, and I usually end up in the bag and half dead the next day because of it. Very cool sports bar though, love that the front and back rooms are totally different and two completely different atmospheres. Great live acoustic music in the front room sometimes, and for how packed it gets, the wait staff is pretty on top of their game.
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elizabeth n.
I have mixed feelings about Joe's. First they have good bands. I really enjoy seeing Mike and Joe belt out some of my favorite covers and they always have Hairbangers Ball there which is a fun time too. However, I cannot stand the crowds. The people who flock there are a bit on the younger side and it's sweaty, hot and overcrowded in there. I used to be able to tolerate that much more but lately I can't do it. So it'll take a lot of convincing for me to go to Joe's!
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Shannon S.
We went here last night for one of my friends birthdays. It was nice because we didn't have to wait in line and they had reserved some tables for us. Our service wasn't the best but it was pretty crowded. They had a pretty good band playing. This isn't they type of bar I usually enjoy going to but it was better than I thought it would be.
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Jason F.
Where to begin... the top shelf liquor bottles are filled with cheap knockoffs (let's just say an incredibly reliable source), staff are all narcissistic divas, and the bands such as Haribangers are sub-par at best, and draw a crowd of "I LOVE 80's ROCK" Miller Lite drinking, popped collar frat boys. If you enjoy weak drinks, getting blatantly run into and vomited on, and middle aged people with wigs and tight pants on stage who learned a few 80's songs and play them over and over again, then this may be the place for you.
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Patrick B.
I absolutely LOVE this place for NFL Sundays. I'm from the New Orleans area, so when I'm in Chicago, it's very difficult to find a place to catch my Saints. Joe's is where it's at. They have EVERY NFL game playing on at least 5 screens each! The front part is usually reserved for Steelers fans (ugh!), but the back area is very big and adequate, so you should have no problem getting even a decent seat to watch your team play. (If you can, go here on a Sunday when the Steelers aren't playing and you can land a spot in the front area). The drink pricing is average I'd say (I think a Corona is $4). The food is above average (compared to other "bar food"). The waitresses can get quite busy, so there may be a lull in your service, but all of the ones that have waited on me in the past have been angels. And yes, in case you're wondering or have heard, there are attendants in both the men's & women's bathrooms (in the back, large area)...personally, I like that! There's parking on the street, or it's about 3-4 blocks from the nearest train stop.
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Peter H.
Joe's is HUUUUUUGGGGGE. It's got nice location, sometimes if it's too crowded it can be tough to get a drink. I watched the white sox win the championship there (sadly the Cubs were not in that game) and we had a blast...the waitresses were friendly and took care of us decently. Food was average, they always seem to have some sort of cheap drink deal to cater to the younger crowd this place attracts...heck they host some interesting parties and concerts and stuff too, though I have not been there for that. But all in all the place is huge and is reasonably priced. If you are young and want to hang out with lotsa people and have the chance to meet some other young college'ish people, give it a look.
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Jessica M.
Huge bar full of choads where I once had the misfortune of seeing a really horrible band.
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Rachelle T.
Go to Joe's on a Tuesday night with a group of friends and you'll have a great time! $2 Coors Light pitchers and half price pizza - how can you go wrong?? It's a great place to watch sports and the live bands they have playing several nights a week are always a fun option. Their menu is pretty small so if you like thin crust go for the pizza. If you're looking for a big, open sports bar then Joe's is the place to be!
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Frank S.
Been to this bar primarily on Friday and Saturday nights, with the live Country and Rock music. Tickets were very reasonably priced, and the alcohol was also. Nice to have and inexpensive night out, with well known acts, in a cozy setting. Being a few minutes off the highway, it was also easy to get to. Done with the big venues for live music, this was a great change. Food was alright also. For the most part the crowds are there to just have fun. Have yet to see any fools acting up. Plenty of security around if this was to happen. A very fan friendly venue, for the over 21 crowd.
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Kasia R.
I went to Joe's about 3 years ago for a concert, can't even remember the bands name now. It was okay, it wasn't as crowded that night as other people reviewed. ONce the concert was over , we moved to front part of the bar, had a couple of beers, some appetizers, it was an okay time. Nothing exciting. The only reason I went was to see the band. Would I go here again? probably not. Can't say it was one of my favorites.
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Michael B.
This is totally a sports bar. And a good one. Lots of TVs, showing many different games. The service was good and the drink specials were awesome. I can't say I recall any of them, but I know they must have been good given how many I ordered. Right?
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steve c.
I hate joes. Quarter beers is perfect for any beer games. Pretty much only reason to come here. Why can't they serve good beer in the first room? Why don't the tv's work? Why is there such bad service? Why do I always go back?
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Kari S.
I have been to Joe's several times. Its huge- and feels almost too huge. I went to a concert here, and for that it was great. Otherwise, its just too roomy for me (feels like a restaurant). I think there was music and tv noise, which gave me a little sensory overload. I would go back for a concert, but not for a night out.
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Kitty H.
I hate Joe's. We used to go to Joe's to watch the games, but their service was so bad that we stopped. They let way too many people in sometimes, and it gets kind of scary.
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Drucilla D.
Pretty gross. I had purchased tickets to see Tone Loc and I was STOKED about the show until I got to the venue. It was enormous but there were so many people smashed in, what was reminiscent of a huge barn with a little stage. The music was awesome but to try to find comfort, I found myself throwing back the cocktails resulting in an apparently VERY dramatic el ride home. I shouldn't blame the venue for my bad behavior, but I do :)
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Richard C.
This place is a little cheesy for my taste, but I've had some fun nights here in my younger days.They also have a pretty good party room if anyone is looking for a place to have a birthday party.
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Kristen F.
Joe's is good to watch sports and live music. They bring in some big name bands (Lt Dan Band, Bret Michael's, etc.). The back room is huge and will be set up with long tables for sports and then cleared for a concert. Plan to check out Hairbanger's Ball and Then Again for some great cover songs (both bands are regulars). They can hold 1500-2000 people and have been known to pack them all in so it can get crowded. Get there "early" for something to eat and you can usually avoid paying the cover for whatever concert is playing. Big Ten fans, it's an Illinois and Indiana bar first and also part Michigan (other non Big Ten colleges too) so if you are not an Illinois fan, stay away during basketball season, they get crazy.
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Kristin A.
This place is huge and has great music. It gets super crowded though, so make sure you go early if you want a table. Also, there is usually a cover to get in, so be prepared.
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Mary W.
OK bar! I could barely walk in this place though b/c there were tooooooo many people when I went! But the night I was there ( a Friday night) girls got in and drank for free! Always a plus
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julie a.
tim mcgraw was at joe's last night. being huge tim mcgraw fans, we got there at 3 so we could be close to the front. when we checked in, our tickets didn't scan in right (turns out there was a problem scanning in all tickets that were bought at joe's vs. on ticketmaster, but being the first one to come in with those tickets, they hadn't discovered this yet). instead of assuming something was possibly wrong with the scanning process and we had actually bought our tickets (which of course, we had), the "bouncers" at joe's immediately started accusing us of having fake tickets. they were rude, arrogant and evasive when we tried to explain/ask questions. we had once bouncer say "we know these aren't real" while another continually kept barking "where did you get these?" finally another bouncer ordered us to get out of the way while people with "REAL" tickets came in. to make things worse, once they called ticketmaster to legitimize our tickets were real, they didn't apologize, nor did they let us return to the spot in line that we'd waited hours for. instead we were ushered to the back of the line. absolutely no reason we should have been treated like that... 1 star for the joe's bar staff.
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jay d.
this is the only sports bar in Chicago that i was not allowed to wear a baseball cap, i was walking in and the guy at the door said "you cant wear a basball cap!" in my head i thought "what kind of a sports bar would not let you wear a baseball cap", i thought this was wierd, but whatever its there bar, i dont think i want to go to a "sports bar" and NOT be able to wear my baseball cap, so for this i dont think i would ever go there again, and another thing, the place is so big it takes forever to get a beer, not worth it at all.
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gary g.
this place is bad. everything is sticky from the floor to the bar to bathrooms. there is always toliets overflowing and anybody that works there doesnt seem to care. a good bar special on tuesday but its packed by 7 and its just a bad crowd overall.
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woofgang q.
Haha, Joe's....haven't thought about you in years. I'll add you to my list of places that deserve to be razed and redeveloped as a condo development. Though in all fairness, I do have some fond memories at your place.
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daniel w.
I came here with my dad about a year ago when I was visiting Chicago. This is a great bar to watch sports at! There are TV's everywhere and they had every game on. Now that I'm living in Chicago I may be going back to watch a few games here!
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Matt N.
Chicago's Best Sports bar that also host bands such as the "hairbangers Ball" --a hair band that brings us back to the early 80's. A great spot for College football nuts
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Kelly S.
I have been to Joe's many times and thought I had an okay time. I get annoyed with there lack of food selection and their absolute refusal to substitute anything. Apparently I haven't left there sober before because after this last trip I was absolutely revolted by the place. It only gets two stars because it does a good job of showing sports games with the gazillion TV's. The reasons however that they only get two are two-fold. One after the end of the NCAA championship game they immediately brought the lights up to full bright and began kicking everyone out, very annoying since we had 10 people and drinks left. Secondly, when we got the bill at the end of the night I was dumbfounded, absolutely dumbfounded. I paid for Martini Park and got crap food, cheap beer and only adequate service. I asked for a veggie burger no bun or fries and was surprised that I actually got it, but on the bill it was $10.50 and I swear the menu said something like $6.50... On top of that we where charged $6 for Amstel Light, freaking Amstel Light I was dumbfounded and utterly annoyed. my friends cocktail was $12 and served in a plastic glass. I mean come on. I will be thinking long and hard about ever going back there only to be scuttled out after the game and get charged a ridiculous amount of money.
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Jenny I.
Ew, sports bar. Too packed full of dudes wearing Cool Water. I'd rather cry in my boyfriend's Mercury Tracer.
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Julia B.
I like this bar for three things: 1)awesome/huge beer garden 2) hairbangers 3)watching sports on the big screen tv's. This bar is huge! You can fit so many people in here. If there's a big game on -you'll love coming here to watch!
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Michelle W.
Aside from being crammed with people, this bar is pretty fun when you have some band like Hairbanger's Ball playing. It is all about having a cheesy good time when at Joe's. Average priced drinks, good fun and reasonable covers for bands as covers go. They get an extra star for having the full name "Joe's on Weed"...get's me every time.
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Liliana S.
I've been here a couple times for concerts and had a blast., Its huge and it is a decent place for sporting events..however, its not a place I would frequent that often.
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Scott C.
Good sports bar to watch a game at. Lots of TV's and they have good drink specials. Also they do tend to have great bands at times but the line snakes around the corner so it kind of discourages you from wanting to wait in it. At least I don't want to wait in it.
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Kelli M.
Good place to watch football during the season. During a regular weekend, I've always been there when bands are playing....most bands aren't too great (C&C Music Factory!) The crowd is really mixed as far as age - mostly early 20s but you'll see some older men as well.
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Robyn N.
This place is great for watching sports and catching live music with a group of friends. It is a huge bar with an outdoor beer garden, yet people still seem to pack the place. Check out their website to see what band's are playing: joesbar.com
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Shannon W.
This is an excellent sports bar with so much space to fit everyone on game day. There are so many tvs in this place there is something for everyone to watch. The drinks are good and the spinach artichoke dip is even better although the chips are bland.
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Doug p.
decent sports bar not my favorit, they do have great drink specials though, tuesday night is 25 cent drafts, and two dollar pictures. they also have a lot of live music
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Matt M.
If your ass and tits aren't pushed up or sagging out at this bar than don't walk in the door..... I mean lets be honest a waitress is a mix of a stripper and alcohol enforcer. The coronas here are flowing like the Niagara falls. Great spot, great vibe. This place is a 5 star and if you have seen my track record with women i am a creditable source straight from Wikipedia. O ya sorry i forgot to request some food... Ya don't come here if you want to eat Jared from subway. Take it easy y'all Kobe Bryant
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Aaron N.
This is a great freaking bar. As a sports bar, it's up there as one of the best in Chicago. If you're going to go, definitely go on Tuesdays, when there are $2 pitchers, quarter beers, and slamming music. Another great part about this bar are the concerts! I'm not even a country music fan, but the atmosphere and the up-close and personal feel you get with the artist, is unbelievable and can't be beaten. The service is awesome and its always a great time. Get there!
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Amy M.
If you are a country music fan, there is NO place like Joe's in Chicago. I went for the Dierks Bentley concert, and I never want to leave!!! There are three bars in the back, and I never had to wait to get drinks. The bartender remembered me every time. The bathroom is close, and there was never a line. The venue is small and intimate, and there is no bad spot to stand. So if you come here to see a show, consider yourself lucky. I have been there once before in college to watch a game and for the extremely cheap drink specials, and it has a pretty fun atmosphere. But I'd definitely say it's an unforgettable spot to see a concert.
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Jose B.
Good deals, pretty good food, had a blast, although the busy days arent always the same.... its weird... lol
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Suzanne P.
Came here for a Steelers game...and although they lost (NOOOO), this bar is awesome. I like that there are a million tv screens to pick from. And Rolling Rock for $3???? Yes please. I ordered a Greek Salad (I know, I know, typical, a girl orders a salad as her bar food). But, it was delicious!!!! It was so fresh and had so many delicious components. I really appreciated that they didn't skimp on the artichokes, and it wasn't just iceberg lettuce either. I would order that salad again in a heartbeat. My friends got a Margarita Pizza and it was pretty fantastic. Service was kind of slow, but no big deal. I'll be back for sure!
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Jeff H.
This is THE spot to see terrible music. If you've been looking for a place that books crappy bands or you just loooove sing-along songs, then look no further. If it's one thing I hate it's cover bands. Hate...them. Hate paying a cover to see them even more. What a waste of musical ability. If you can play well enough to cover difficult songs written by amazing bands or even awful songs by awful bands, then for fuck's sake write some of your own songs. I realize that tearing up a version of Bad Medicine for some drunken Top 40 lovers is a safe way to pay the bills, but c'mon! And, when it's not a cover act, then it's most likely some horrible new pop-country act along the vein of Carrie Underware or Rascal Flats who think that just because they visited grandpa's farm for a week every summer as a kid or rode a horse once, makes them qualified to sing about swimmin' holes, corn fields, and rodeos. Whatev. It's huge, loud, and it has live music. If that's all you need for a good time then have at it. The only reason I gave it a generous two stars is because if you come early on a week night, it's not a bad place to get some cheap drinks. However I certainly wouldn't make a special trip just for that.
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Arlene C.
Good place for wings and beer. Great place to watch all SPORTS GAMES. NBA time.
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Nikki C.
domestic Beer - good Bar food - good beer garden which is dog friendly during the day - good Customers - mixed, but its a sports bar/ music venue so you get what is expected. Staff - like most people, some good, some suck, some just need the right "inspiration" ..this is chicago so TIP your bartenders and waitresses!!! ironically I used to DJ here for a little bit a few years back on wed. nites, though i was paid by a promoter,so I never actually worked for "joes", the back dj booth is small and for those above 5'8", expect to crouch as the vent goes above your head. The gear and sound kind of suck, but is expected in a huge warehouse without proper sonic treatment but no worse than most other venues where the 'DJ" experience is an afterthought and alcohol and cleavage can minimize the desire for sonic quality. leave your hangups at the door, expect the worse, get a little bit better, and be happy as cold domestic beer should help get you into a primal social mood.
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Alex C.
great place to see the fights, small cover charge and standard drink prices, but the food is terrible. Don't come there hungry they will fill you up with some processed cheap lard and goo
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Ana B.
I have been to Joes 2 tuesdays so far... Cover price---10... i guess its ok? free would be BETTER! dude that checks ids take his sweet ass time to look at my face and my id...! music--- Spanish please?? All they play is the lates club music which i dont mind but dancing to some salsa or bachata would make it better! Drinks---.i always order a $4 cranberry vodka same as my girl...ive drank a total of 7 for both days ive been there and all We taste is Cranberry! i just think they put more cranberry juice so we can buy more!!! I personally dont do beer pitchers which are 2 dollars but the beer they give is coors light...is that good? idk ive heard its more water than beer? It does have alot of bars to ask for drinks which is nice... dance floor pretty big but it definitely gets crowded around 1130pm Bathroom-- they have two ladies keeping the bathroom in order and clean they have essentials on the counters and are always nice! Coat check--- real small 3 dollars ...and the girl is super nice give her a tip! my biggest DISLIKE! by 1145pm you have people dancing with the pitchers on their hand and sticky slippery floor! both days ive been there ive come out with dirty shoes! :( one thing i like is they put like 4 slow jam songs at the end of the night... Hope the review helps those that go in on tuesdays! :)
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Virginia T.
I would never have thought of visiting Joe's, but they hosted Michelle L'Amour's Lipshtick! so I went, and it was a decent venue. It was still decidedly very "frat boy" in there, but it *is* a sports bar after all. I was happy that they had Shiner Bock and Fat Tire on draft, but disappointed at the $5.50 price and the plastic cups. The PA was a little loud (I left with ears ringing), but the stage seemed nice, the staff was ok, etc. There is another Michelle L'Amour & the Chicago Starlets show coming up there on October 15th [Thriller! (I hardly know her...) Halloween BOO-lesque spectacular!], and I'm already planning on going, and will maybe even try their food (which looked decent) this time. $20min to open a tab
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Demetrius W.
I can't believe I haven't reviewed this place. It's awesome! I've never had a bad night at Joe's. I've only been on cheap beer night also known as Tuesdays though. You cannot beat $2 pitchers! I don't care what type of cheap beer it is. Drink beer, watch some sports, dance a little and hit on drunken girls. If that's not your idea of a good time, you will hate this place. I want to give it 5 star so bad but I can't. The bathroom wait for the men is out of this world terrible. I once came in the summer and not only did I wait 5-10 minutes but I had to use a port-o-potty outside in the alley. That was a pretty gross experience. The bathroom inside for men in this HUGE place only has a Toilet and a urinal. That's crazy especially since beer is only $2 a pitcher. Expect long lines on Tuesday especially if it's college break! I don't valet because it doesn't get you in any faster. It's cheap beer night and I'll park 4 blocks away at Best Buy before I valet :)
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Vickie L.
This place is pretty frat-tastic. Come here to feel young again, or old because everyone seems so young. Used to come here all the time to watch Oklahoma football games - Alumni club gathers here (I am an Illini, my bf is a Sooner - had to make sure I clarified). This is a great place to watch the 11am morning games as seats are decently easy to get and it's not as busy. Wait staff is hit or miss, sometimes I get an awesome waitress, other times you had to stand on your chair to flag down someone. Food - everything is pretty good for your standard bar food. Pizza is always tasy, ask for ranch sauce. We always get the Death Valley wings - a great mix of sweet and spicy - YUM. Definitely try those out. And they're usually pretty big sized too. If you go for a 2pm or 6pm game - GOOD LUCK trying to get a seat. People usually linger after the 11am games, or the games go long, so you have to tough it out and wait. Another thing that stinks though is when they have a band at night, then the band will start practicing and tuning up while the games are still on - very distracting. There are two main bathrooms. They are both all wood, it's kind of dirty, you feel like you're in a barn. One in the front room, and another in the back larger room (where the stage is). The one in the front room only has 2-3 stalls, but it's usually not crowded. Get this - in the bathroom in the larger back room, they have a frickin BATHROOM ATTENDANT! Hello, it's 2pm Saturday and my hands are dirty from eating chicken wings. Not the place for a bathroom attendant. I trek it to the first room and use that bathroom instead.
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Alexis B.
Aside from other things, Joe's has always annoyed me for its size alone. I don't necessarily need a hole in the wall, but this bar has always been a bit much. There is a large sports bar in the front, with a larger performance venue just behind, a smaller room with tables just off of the performance venue, and a beer garden. It may be great for others, but for a routine night out, I prefer a cozier setup. I've been here once for a friend's birthday party and most recently on a date. Both times it was the band that was playing (Mike and Joe) that led us here. For the party we were anchored to a room adjacent to the performance venue because our drink package was only valid at that specific bar. The birthday girl was disappointed because she'd chosen Joe's for the band, and we missed a large amount of the show getting drinks next door. It also didn't help that our room looked like a local pizza place with its booth heavy setup and bright lights. On my most recent visit, my date and I saw Mike and Joe again. Since we weren't limited to one specific bar, we got to enjoy the entire show. As always, the band was great, however once the show ended, the whole place went to shit! The band finished their last set at 3 and the bar remained open until 5. After listening to Alternative covers all night, I'm not sure why the person in charge thought we'd welcome the idea of "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears being played LOUDLY. The night had been going really well, and we would have probably closed the bar out, but after finding no solace in the beer garden, we headed home. The bar books some great music acts (Hairbangers, Mike and Joe, Maggie Speaks), but doesn't offer much else to a weekend.
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Lindsey C.
I really like Joe's! Great sports bar. I also saw an outdoor concert on their patio which was pretty well done. They had $3.75 Coor light pitchers on a Sunday which was a great deal. LOTS of TVs showing every relevant game, plus 2 little TVs at our booth. The wings are RIDICULOUSLY good!!!! They make them on their smoker and the waitress advised us to order the sauce on the side - great recommendation!!! You can taste the delicious smokiness of the wings and then dip them in teriyaki, BBQ, etc.
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Jo N.
25 cent beers and 2 dollar pitchers is amazing and deserves 5 stars but I'm rating the bar, the service and the employees all as 1 star only because I can't give half stars. They claim to be a club when clearly it is a sports bar with country music half the week. They don't allow you to wear white undershirts. I'm talking Hanes undershirts that aren't seen with numerous layers of clothing over it. (Yes, the bouncer saw the white neck collar under another t-shirt and long sleeve, made me take it off, stick it in my girlfriends purse, get back in line only to be denied for questioning why I can't wear a Hanes undershirt.) This was the final straw as I've been a regular every Tuesday for the specials and have just had enough of the half star establishment They also have 9 dollar pizzas which are delicious if you could get a booth or a table and enjoy them. You need to get there by 7 at the latest if you have any hope for a table or booth. The line sometimes go around the block and they take their sweet time letting everyone in even though there is plenty of space. (This bar is huge!) I would think the idea is to get everyone in fast so they could start spending money. I guess the managers need to be updated. Now I've mentioned how big this place is and there's plenty of areas. Me and a few friends, two of which have never been to Joes traveled from the Northside to enjoy their Tuesday special only to be denied entrance because of a private party. The private party was supposedly going on even though the front was next to empty and no one was in line. This goes back to the managers not realizing the point is to get people in and spending money. OK there may have been a small private party in another portion of the bar like in the back and upstairs but it seems that is what different sections are for in a place like that. I'm tired if yelping, don't go here unless your willing to risk the bouncers not noticing your undershirt, getting a table or turned away for whatever reason. However, it is a recession and 2 dollar pitchers are necessary to some peoples survival. Me, I've had enough of their stuck up attitude like they have something special inside beside cheap drinks.
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Matthew P.
I have been going here every Wednesday night in July for a Corn hole tournament. They have 5 dollar Coors light pitchers and free popcorn. The bar tender accidently filled up my pitcher with blue moon! A solid mistake on her part. The only time I really enjoy myself at Joes is during IU basketball games. The place becomes flooded with fellow Hoosier alumni. And if its one thing I know fellow alumni love to binge drink; and what do you know, Joes is the perfect place to destroy your body with liquids.
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Emilee S.
So, after my rave review I must change my thoughts. This place is crap. Management is CRAP. Food is ok (typical bar food but tasty). Waitresses are ok except for one braud who smoked 90 cigs in the patio area instead of asking how we were. I saw one of Managers doing shots and there was a hair in my drink, I was told it was "my" hair. My hair is blond this hair was brown. NEVER AGAIN. PURE SHI* Hole.
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Ryne D.
Went to 90's night here last month. Thanks to the cover band Uncle Jesse's Hair, I had the time of my life. Also, I threw up outside my building. Awesome time!
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Jim P.
Came from Dallas for Pat Green at Joe's as part of a long weekend trip. We had no clue what to expect. Very pleasantly surprised upon arrival, met three different people on staff just getting in the front door. They were great! We had VIP pre-arranged tickets, and they were worth every penny. Open bar was included! We were eye level to Pat, 40 feet from the microphone.
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James V.
Joe's is A-OK. It's got a million televisions, low-to-decent quality pub grub and cheap drinks. There's often live entertainment and the staff are really friendly. The crowds it attracts, on the other hand, can be quite questionable. If you really like listening to Journey at least once an hour, enjoy Coors Light, and absolutely love the NFL, you're going to feel great here. If not, you can still probably manage to have a good time on the dance floor. Also, I've had most of the things on the menu here, and I have to recommend the white pizza above all else. After that, the chicken Parmesan sandwich.
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Michael D.
The actual employees here are cool, but the place can get crazy packed on some nights. A lot of space, though. More or less your college bar, but in the city. Don't expect to get your food in a reasonable amount of time if it's busy - the service is either quick or slow. The IU nights are definitely a highlight, though - huge alumni network in Chicago and they've been able to bring some big names in (from both the University - think Crean - and the music scene in general).
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Kati L.
We did a bachelorette party here. Well done. Reserved space and a champagne toast made us feel welcomed. Gabby an Peter did a great job of making the corner of the "red room" feel like a VIP lounge. Great service. Know their customers and a good bar.
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Lou R.
I caught word of $2 pitchers on a Tuesday at a sports bar and there was nothing left to ask, LET'S GO!!! The $8 cover was decent and if I had my college ID I could've saved $3. The crowd was male by a wide majority and I flashed back to Iowan bar hop nights. The beautiful young ladies my party crossed paths with were excellent company and shared a few slices of a nice pizza over our Coor's Light pitchers. I don't think I'd dig the place with the later weekend nights, due to the possibilities of quite the bit of overcrowding. I do plan on heading back over Tuesday though.
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Mike P.
An unpredictable place. I've had great times here, and I've had some of the crappiest nights of my life here. Actually, they weren't crappy per Se, just so uneventful that I could have given someone $10 to hit me in the head with a hammer, and it would have been more fulfilling. Great happens when Hairbanger's Ball plays, because then it combines my two favorite things, beer and Tesla covers. Is it just me or is hair metal the best music to drink to? I don't know, if I'm drink gin and tonics, it should be jazz or piano bar music. If it's Hennessey, then I like to listen to Snoop Dogg, but if I'm drinking Coors Light, it just seems like I should be listening to AC/DC. Maybe that's just me....what were we talking about? Oh yeah! Joe's. The bad nights are when the band in the back sucks, and it's too crowded up front to get adequate service. The parking situation is terrible, so plan on springing for valet. Of course one of the greatest text messages I've ever received was from my wife, after she watched the Sox game at Joe's: "...At hogs n honeys. in line to ride bull" Good times! I throughly enjoyed rubbing those bruises ;) grrrrr.
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Kevin A.
LIKE THE GRAND CANYON... If the Grand Canyon were filled with scores of drunk people drinking out of plastics cups, bumping into each other and puking in the bathroom. So basically nothing like the Grand Canyon. Despite all this, I actually had a decent time in this cavernous temple of drunkitude seeing Hairbanger's Ball. Don't think I'd come back for any other reason to see a band though.
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Dayne K.
I went to Joe's last night (Thursday) and it was a fricking blast. I got there around 1230 and it was packed! I am pretty new to Chicago but it was seriously the most fun I have had since I moved here. It is by no means classy or posh and I would definitely ONLY recommend it for people around 21-25. It is obvious they cater to that group (at one point in the night they played an old school britney, nsync, backstreet boys and third eye blind song back to back and the whole crowd was screaming along every word like we were in 5th grade again). People in other reviews complained about getting stepped on or pushed.. and yes, this might happen at some point in the night.. I just let it go and kept dancing. Everyone seems to be there to just have a good time and dance with their friends and get a little wasted so if that is your goal as well, don't miss this place!
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Silky O.
This large venue is a great place to see live entertainment and get all crunked up. The bar is very spacious with both indoor and outdoor areas with the ability to fit several human beings. The front of the bar (as well as the back) is well suited for watching sports. In the rear of the place, a stage supported by 4 bars, and sometimes satellite bar stations allows you to find another drink quickly in BOM (Black Out Mode). One final note, A Bacci Pizza joint is convieniently located less than 2 blocks away.... enough said. -Your forbidden lover, Silky
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Wayne C.
So I was on vacation for a week and hadn't Yelped in a while. I knew my friend's birthday at Joe's was upon my return and was excited to rip it a new one. But I won't? I had a good time? It probably helped that I was drunk before I showed up, had on some new clothes, and got a free shot after this total douche spilled his previous shot on my friend's head and met my pugnacious attitude. What's with me lately? The spill-ee actually received TWO free shots. That's how I roll. He coulda spilled on me. Seriously. It's come to that. Plus, the Zack Morris of my high school was there and his group was trying to mack! Always gratifying! I'm not saying go here for a laid-back evening. I'm not even saying go here. I'm just saying I had a good time. And what.
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Amy J.
I've only been here on live trivia night (Wednesdays) but it is SO much fun! I have to admit, I walked in thinking I'd know a lot more than I did. It's hard! But you get to play as a table and the prizes are fun (bar tabs and such). It is just a fun interactive thing to do if you're ever bored on a Wednesday. Oh, and pitchers of beer are $5.00, always a good thing. I don't know much about what goes on here other than Wednesday nights, so I can't speak for the concerts/weekend crowd. But, I've been here a few times for trivia now and always been happy with the service, the crowd, and the trivia of course. Check it out.
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keem k.
I used to go to Joes every Tuesday because they had two dollar pictures but my last few visits have caused me to realize how lame this place is. First off the cover charge of 3 dollars before 9 and 10 dollars after 9 is a rip off. they try to convince you its 2 dollar pictures but the cover is more that's not a deal. The second issue i have with Joes is the bouncers they have a dress code supposedly, is this a bar or a club? It don't stop there if you thought i was done. The bartenders are shitty and have bad attitudes. Last but not least the DJ has the same rotation, i am tired of hearing Ushers OMG and DJ got us Falling in Love. Please the Dj needs some new music its lame already. Joes you can kiss my ass. There are many bars in Chicago that kicks Joes ass. Joes is a rip off and not worth it, i wont spend another dime there.
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sarah p.
BEST PLACE TO SEE A CONCERT!!!! but other than that its nothing special.
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Jimmy D.
My girlfriend works here so naturally I like it cause I can get in for free. The drinks are pretty cheap and the pizza is actually the bomb. I've had it drunk and sober and I must say it is good. Good place to watch the fights because they have a million huge TVs everywhere and the place itself is pretty huge with a few different rooms so you can change it up all in one place. Since I'm a variety person, I can dig that.
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Emily B.
I love this bar! I'm a huge country fan and I love the live music here. The food is also great especially the BBQ! This is my go to spot for county concerts! Its also a great spot to watch football games. They have tons of tvs and are sure to have your game on.
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Bonnie L.
Oh my god this place is a sports fan's wet dream!! There were so many college football games on I couldn't even concentrate on eating. Though their food was surprisingly really good! I had the egg rolls appetizer, which was really tasty. It was cooked well too, not too crispy and not too soggy. And they had this really good sour/sweet mustard dipping sauce. I'm a big fan of their food... well, and their beer bucket deal. 5 or 6 Coors Lights for $15. Now that's a good deal, I don't care what you say about Coors Light I think it may have been a special deal though, for this date auction that was going on. This place is quite efficient, as they have that sports bar up front hosting the date auction and a rock concert venue in the back. Some country band called Stoney LaRue was playing, who were actually pretty good, and I don't even like country. Well, at this point we were also a bunch of CL's and 3 "Joe's Party Punch" drinks down (which were also surprisingly good, like a Long Island Iced Tea but green), so no wonder live country sounded good. So it was super fun to just run back and forth and watch some men try to get money for dates and then go back and pound a beer and rock out to some country. Ha! OH and the food was super cheap!! I had split the bill into food and booze, and the food alone was less than $10/person. Great bar food for cheap = 1 star Great beer deals = 2 stars Country concerts = 1 star Emptied out by like 10:30 p.m. on a Thursday = missing 5th star
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Nisha E.
BOO. Came here with a group (a LARGE group) of co-workers. We all worked down the street, so we thought we would have our dinner at a nearby restaurant/bar.. gotta support the neighboring businesses, right? NOT anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! The service here was horrible. Ok, let me clarify: The water was refilled quickly, the complimentary popcorn came right as we sat down, and was refilled quickly also. It was our waitress that just didn't care, and had a major tude! Examples: Friend A : "What kind of red wine do you have?" Waitress: "Merlot" Friend A: "Oh, that's it?" Waitress: "Ya." ---walks away-- Friend B: "Can I get the fresh squeezed lemonade?" Waitress: "We don't have fresh squeezed lemonade" Friend B: "Oh, 'cause it says here..." --( turns head to make eye contact w/ waitress, BUT, waitress has already walked away ). Me : "I'm going to pay for my food, and his on this card. Here you go" Waitress: "There's a 20 dollar minimum if you are using a card" Me : "That's fine, our food and drinks together should be ok" Waitress: You guys are really making this difficult. Whatever. (walks away) __ On a side note: I've been to this bar when I was in college for concerts and it was fun...!! I'd love to give more stars for that...buuuut I won't. Just because that one waitress ruined it for me. Boo. again. ______ **UPDATE** 3/20/08 The manager at Joe's had sent me a message, asking us to give Joe's Bar another chance. The offer was to the entire group, and we will take them up on the offer. I added the stars for their effort in making sure I myself and my friends had a good experience. A group of friends will be making their way back to Joe's for a night out--unfortunately I will not be there to enjoy the fun, but I am sure that everyone at Joe's will make sure they have a great time! I was going to head over to a concert at Joe's in early April--but unfortunately I was sick to my stomach that night so we did not attend.... :( I'm sure I would have had a great time
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Anali E.
2 dollar Pitchers, Quarter Beers, and hits from the late 90s? YES! My dream come true...The only problem is finding seating earlier in the night, the dumb 10 dollar cover charge, and the dumb bartenders who don't give you your change back. Otherwise, don't be ashamed to dance the night away to Backstreet Boys and TLC since basically everyone around you is on your level.
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Neil R.
Joe's has renovated a lot since the last time i was there. All tvs other than the projected were LCDs. The place is huge with room to spare for superbowl Sunday. I am unsure of the prices since a friend works there but its always a good time when I go. Staff and patrons are usually friendly and are all about having fun. They usually have great cover bands and its a great place to go if you dont want to hit up a club. The hawaiian pizza and BBQ chicken pizza were awesome, the vege pizza was ok since there wasn't any meat in it. Would I go again? Sure.
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Melissa D.
Great place to go if you are in college. Especially on a Tuesday. 2 dollar pitchers. Awesome. This place was butts to nuts though. You seriously could not move around. Luckily my friend worked her magic and got us upstairs. The security guy was really nice. We hung out on the couches and had access to the bar. Awesome. We had to wait forever to use the bathroom. I think there is only one. The line to get in, if you don't get there early can take up to an hour to get in. Ehh... it was fun, but I doubt I'd ever go again on a Tuesday night... :)
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scott s.
Cheap Pizza Cheap Beer
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JP L.
Went for a Bears playoff game. Top notch place if you like the sports bar atmosphere. AMPLE TV's. Seriously. Every single direction. Food was decent and what I expected for sports-bar fare. 2 stars deducted for being totally packed (which may or may not be a good thing depending on who you are) and for a being a little pricey for even the cheap beer. And they ran out of Coors Light, the cheapest of the cheap. Not cool when you're in the midst of a vicious football cockfight...
Takes Reservations : Yes Delivery : Yes Take-out : Yes Accepts Credit Cards : Yes Good For : Late Night Parking : Valet, Street Bike Parking : Yes Wheelchair Accessible : Yes Good for Kids : No Good for Groups : Yes Attire : Casual Ambience : Casual Noise Level : Loud Music : DJ, Live Good For Dancing : Yes Alcohol : Full Bar Happy Hour : No Best Nights : Tue, Fri, Sat Coat Check : Yes Smoking : No Outdoor Seating : Yes Wi-Fi : Free Has TV : Yes Dogs Allowed : No Waiter Service : Yes Caters : Yes
Dana Z.
Just a disclaimer: my review here is about the process of getting into Joe's, not the bar itself! To begin with, Joe's stops letting people in at 12, which is CRAZY, stupid, and unnecessary. Second of all, Joe's dress code for men is RIDICULOUS and pretty obviously discriminatory. Their security and bouncers are rude, and the manager, Mark, is a complete asshole who does not care about the experience of his clientele at all (and wears khakis and a sweatshirt to work...classy). They have one huge bouncer who is allowed to make all the calls on dress code, and this sorry asshole spends his time choosing which men to let in based on his imaginary conception of what is baggy or not. Now, I am a frequent club and bar goer, and I understand why bars and clubs have a dress code. No one wants their place looking trashy. However, never in ANY bar or club that I have been to in Chicago have dress pants and a dress shirt not been allowed. The only type of attire that is allowed for men are tight jeans and a tight t-shirt, period. In this way, Joe's makes sure that the only men that are let in are preppy, juice-head, guido types that might make their fake college bar seem more legit. Joe's has been described as a "suburban bar in the city," and this is for a reason- they don't want any "urban-looking" men of any color frequenting their bar, and they ensure this by literally forcing their male patrons to dress not only up to a certain standard, but in a certain Abercrombie & Fitch style of dress which is just nuts in a city like Chicago. Furthermore, they're rude and arrogant while going about this. Quotes from my visit include "that's what we're looking for" (pointing to two white guys in Abercrombie and Fitch), "you've just gotta try and try again" (referring to getting the men's dress code right), and being told that a man's outfit must be "contoured to his body". Seriously Joe's, your cheap, watered down beer is not worth being scrutinized and insulted by your rude, discriminatory bouncer and manager. I'll take my money elsewhere, and hopefully in the meantime you can relocate to Iowa City, where you'll obviously fit in bitter. I attempted to go to Joe's with my boyfriend for a friend's birthday party on Tuesday. Walking up to Joe's, before even getting in the line, we are told by the bouncer that my boyfriend cannot get in due to dress code. Here's what my boyfriend was wearing: dress pants, dress shoes, and a short sleeve, non-baggy, button down shirt. Clothes that he should not and has never had a problem getting into any other bar or club in the city or suburbs of Chicago, many of them MUCH MUCH MUCH more upscale than the trashy place that Joe's is. According to the bouncer, my boyfriend's DRESS PANTS are too baggy, and he also makes up some problem with the shirt (visible elbows, i think?? his reasons did not make any sense, and were obviously bullshit). One security guard (not the rude bouncer described above) was very nice, seemed to disagree with the bouncer's call, and told us that if my boyfriend changed he would let us in even if it was after midnight. So since it was my friend's birthday, we made the effort to go to my boyfriend's father's house, so he could borrow some of his brother's clothes (we live on the south side and did not plan on driving all the way back there) to change into. Boyfriend changes into a long-sleeve button down and fitted jeans. We get back, and the bouncer still has a problem with my boyfriend's dress, giving us the bullshit lines listed above and making it clear that it's not a matter of bagginess, but a matter of style that he has a problem with. A style, might I add, that has gotten my boyfriend into every and any other club and bar in the city. When I realize what the issue is, I ask to speak to a manager, the unprofessional college looking kid. He's extremely rude and unwilling to hear our complaints. Later, I am told by the bouncer that he would have let my boyfriend in if I hadn't asked to speak to the manger, which was A) completely untrue and B)HORRIBLE FREAKING CUSTOMER SERVICE that shows what arrogant assholes the staff at Joe's are and how little they care about their clientele. This is not an isolated incident either. Several weeks ago, a few of my male friends from the University of Chicago were turned down from Joe's for wearing too much white and wearing khaki cargo shorts. Yep, that's right, turned down from a wannabe college bar for wearing white and khaki. While outside of Joe's at my "visit," I saw many young men wearing white and khaki shorts, just showing that it's not the clothing, but the people that the bouncers are taking issue with. My advice: take your money to a place that wants it. No cheap, watered down beer that is "enjoyed" next to meathead guido wannabes and trashy underage girls with fake id's is worth putting up with insults and discrimination by loser staff.
(1)A L.
Let's Go Steelers!!! OK, this place gets 4 stars because it made me feel like I was back in Pittsburgh when I walked in for the game. The crowd of approx 100+ was enthusiastic in their cheering and the polka band was just such a Pittsburgh thing! There were about 8 screens and the big one devoted to the Pgh game and the other 8 were showing other NFL games going on. Not bad. I only got there after halftime :( so I only got one beer, a Blue Moon for $5. Not bad. I think their Rolling Rocks were $3. If I stayed in Chicago, this is definitely the place to be for a Steelers game!!!!
(4)Betty R.
Came here to watch the UGA/UT game with the Georgia alumni while I was in town for the marathon. This place is HUGE, and the individual TVs at each table are a big plus. Service was really good, and drink specials were nice as well (I believe they had $4 pitchers, mimosas, bloodies, and Firefly cocktails). Joe's was out of the way in relation to where we were staying, but the trip was worth it - it was a great place to watch the game and party with other fans.
(4)Eldiva S.
This bar is barely ok in my book. What it's good for - TVS! Lot's of them - everywhere. HUGE screens whereever you look. Also LOTS of standing room space. The bar is huge-multi level, several rooms,etc. Bad things - Mixed drink selections are very poor - very limited higher end liquor, no Stoli options...High prices for the mixed drinks that you can order that are made with cheap booze... Bottom Line - Only come here if you are in desperate need of tvs, have a huge group with you or you want to check out the crowd (fratty/college).. I'll be skipping it....
(2)Ben B.
Awful crowd on 25 cent beer night...felt like I was gonna get shanked...guess I should've expected that though. Cheap beer is always good though just wish the crowd was better.
(2)Gwynne R.
Tuesday night is probably the only time I'd ever step foot in here. It reminds me a BIT too much of CO's down in Champaign (those who went to U of I or ever visited will feel me on that tip). The last time I came here was a couple years ago on a weekend night and I had the WORST night ever. From getting insulted, to seeing my ex and his new gf, to waking up the next day with pink eye---all around shitty experience. ANYWAY! This time I went on a Tuesday, which was actually pretty awesome. $3 cover, $5 huge pizzas, and $2 pitchers. Uh oh...trouble for us working folks. I downed a couple of pitchers and ended up playing flippy cup. Great times! As for the atmosphere, the bar is basically looks like a huge warehouse painted all black, with bars. It also has TVs everywhere, and the beer garden has a TV screen projected onto the wall---that was cool. The people...well, there were a ton of DBs wearing pink polos everywhere. As well as your run of the mill grimey ass creepers. However, there were some cute guys as well. By the end, I was drunk and wanted to stay and hit on some people. Alas, I had to work the next day. I'll def come back on a Tuesday. Until then, Joe's....
(3)Kate M.
I have only come to joe's to watch games and it's a great place! This place is huge so it never really seems over crowded and they have more than enough tv's. If you sit in a booth, you can control the tv's in your booth which is nice. On Saturdays, you can get $4 Coors pitchers. They also have other various specials on things such as bloody marys. The servers are really friendly and very attentive! I love their wings..so I highly suggest them. I suggest coming here to watch a game!
(4)It's The F.
This was where I spent election night!!!!!!! So thats an automatic 5 stars because they had all those televisions all tuned into different stations for up to date coverage! Okay so we were to go to the field which obviously we didn't because I get kind of claustophbic and the thought of my five foot nothing behond standing there and not being able to see over the crowd or through them, so I basically psyched myself and him out. The bar was not crowded and although I was not expecting a cover 8.00 for him and 7.00 for me was reasonable. I thought about it afterwards......as we saw the tally coming in at thime 284 to 90'ish with Obama leading it we got the hell up after JUST sitting down and went to ride the streets celebrating. The decor was nice so was the staff..........
(5)Jims L.
I think Joe's Bar has so much potential, and falls flat everywhere they could do wonderfully. My biggest problem, though, is that the food just.. stinks! "Loaded Fries" should be called "Cheese Fries served with sour cream" and their "Macho Nachos" should similarly also just be called.. "Chips with Cheese." No wonder they have so many drink specials to try and attract people.
(2)Matt P.
The beer specials and food are awesome. The bathrooms are not, in fact, they're pretty gross. Be prepared to wait in line, even if you're a guy.
(3)Laurel D.
If you don't want to hear a girl from Texas talk about how she loves this country bar, click away now. I've been to over twenty concerts at Joe's (Pat Green, The Wreckers, Dierks Bentley, etc), and I've had a good time (if not a blast) every time I've stepped foot in this place. Even if you are all the way at the back of the bar during a show, you still feel like you can reach out and touch the performer - makes for some intimate performances. The crowd is different at any show, but people are always there to have a good time! The front room has plenty of big screens for watching sports games. There's also a tv in each booth, so if you are lucky enough to grab one, you can watch whatever game you choose. And most importantly, the wait to get a drink is never too long unless it's so crowded that you can't even make it to the bar.
(5)Y G.
Tuesday night is 25 cent beers, $2 pitchers, and half off pizza. THAT IS A FREAKING STEAL. We were here for happy hour and to celebrate a birthday. I can see why this would be a great place to watch sports, if you are into that sort of thing. Weekdays aren't crowded, but it did get worse as the night went on. Don't order their drinks, stick to beer. Don't get the pitcher, its cheaper to order 8 cups of beer. Make the waitress work for her tip. I ordered the wings and surprisingly..they were delicious. The pizza was HUGE. It was one of those thin greasy large pizzas that you can fold up and shove in your mouth and scream "GO TEAM!" with. Good thing nobody actually does that. I had a decent time here, it wasn't dark and it wasn't too loud, food is decent, beer cheap, me like.
(3)Pat W.
I'm giving this place 5 stars. Everyone knows Joes is the place to go for sports games. They have a great scene there... this we all know. This alone is worth the 5 star rating. But, Chicago is desperately lacking a country music scene. Yes, Carol's is great, but I can't stay up until 3 am anymore because I'm too old. I know, I know, we're far north, and the freezing cold really doesn't go hand in hand with southern music. But, Joe's brings in a ton of great, Red Dirt, Texas country bands. Red Dirt... what the @$@!# is that??? Think country rock. Actually, most of these bands, in my opinion, are more rock than country. Tickets are cheap at around $15 dollars. The crowds are friendly and fun. And guys... it's a fact that country music is loved by attractive women.
(5)Scott D.
Last night was my second time going to Joe's for a concert and drinks with friends. We had a great time. This place has decent specials, good atmosphere, and good food. This place is HUGE!!! Last night they had three different concerts going on at once. The crowd was tons of fun, lots of dancing and laughter. Unfortunately our waitress sucked the last two times I was here.
(2)Maggie E.
Note: This review is really only useful to people who are interested in going to bars to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers play (and hopefully kick ass). I found Joe's after people told me that Chicago had bars that actually dedicated their Sunday football to the Steelers. Having come from a small town in Pennsylvania, I had no idea that bars themed themselves by teams! Well, I wouldn't consider Joe's a "Steeler's Bar", as they are clearly an all around sports bar and music venue. However, whenever there's a Steelers game, the entire front portion of the establishment is decked out in black and gold, crazy fans, and a polka band! After having spent a year or so sitting by my jersey-clad self at any bar with the NFL ticket, I nearly cried (literally teared up!) when I walked into Joe's for the first time to watch my team. I guess this is more of a review of the fans who frequent these games. They're crazy. I guess I can include myself and say "We're crazy". Everyone is yelling, screaming, jumping, high-fiveing. You can go alone and there's still always someone there to cheer with, or weep with. I've tried a couple other Steelers' Bars, and they're not bad, but for some reason I always end up back at Joe's, probably for the enormous spectacle of the occasion. I always sit at the bar and find the service to be friendly and decently fast. My one thing this past week was they take your ID with your credit/debit card (which is totally protocol, I understand), but when I was ready to tab out, I watched as the bartender sifted through just a pile of all the cards she had collected. I don't know their system, and there could totally be a method to this madness, but that made me a little nervous. I did get everything back, though... so maybe I should just shut it on that point. Oh yeah, and you can drink Rolling Rock for $3.00, and just this past Sunday I saw people drinking Iron City... which I thought had gone bankrupt and stopped distributing out here. I'll have to look into that. I didn't give it a fifth star because I've really only been there a couple of other times outside of football season. But I've never felt anything to complain about, I can say that much. Oh yeah, and I've never really eaten there so I can't say anything about the food. Well, some guy gave me a slice of his pizza, once, but I was drunk so I don't remember how I felt about it :)
(4)Krys J.
A decent spot to grab a game, some brews & cheer on my Hoosiers with other alum. Occasionally, they host a few decent bands in the cavernous confines (large area, but they pack you in like cattle) in the back of the place. Words of advice: Beer Tubs! If you are here to shake your tailfeathers to their headliners, don't bother waiting by the bars and hit up the beer tubs to replenish your suds. The crowds, oh the crowds...an interesting mix of the jeans & tee crews with equal parts of the 'sure I am going to a sports bar but I will still adorn myself in my hooker's best'.
(2)John O.
I remember the 90's when I was in college and we would go here for and annual Birthday Party. I also was in college then and was looking for tail just like the other guy but now things have changed. They had great bands back then and it was cool because you could watch the games too. Today it's a little different I hear and more of a frat bar.
(3)Brianna L.
i effin love this place!! its always poppin on tues day nite..5 dolla holla..2 dolla pitchers ANDDDDDDDDDD a clean bathroom while having an awesome time!! this is most def the place to be on a tuesday night!! come shake it with me on the dance floor in the back room
(5)Katie M.
Eww. This bar is so dirty. The few times I've been there I've seen people get in fights, throw up at their tables, and dump drinks on each other. I don't care if the drinks are cheap-I'd rather pay more and not walk through throw up.
(1)Kris C.
I've been meaning to write a review for this place since the summer when I took a trip to Chicago. A big UFC fight happened to fall on the Saturday I was there so a buddy and I gave this place a try. It was definitely a great time and the regulars there were awesome, laid back people. Looked like a clean place and there was at least a ton of room to get around, along with a ton of screens to see the fight or any other sports that were on. Other than that it's your typical bar scene. I had a great time there and the drinks weren't crazy expensive. Never got to try the food though I do remember it looking tasty. Good place to bring your friends if you happen to be staying at a nearby hotel. Not taking too much away from Joe's Bar, but there are even better places over by Wrigley Field. Go during baseball season and you'll have one hell of a time.
(4)Neetin G.
I've only been to Joe's on Saturdays to watch college football. And, for watching college football, I have to give Joe's 5 stars. Now, I'm not completely a fan of the BCS. But the great thing about the BCS is suddenly I start caring about random football games from across the country. In the past, I couldn't care less whether Tennessee wins or loses, but now I do because my team (Go Bears!) beat the Volunteers earlier in the season. Joe's is great because all the games are on and you'll hear a section go wild when 'bama or ASU score.
(5)Katie M.
War Eagle! If you like yelling at televisions, and want a place where you can do so freely, Joes is the place for you. Went there for the Auburn University watch party and had a blast. Its loud, the loaded cheese fries are fantastic, and you can maintain the option to either sit or stand - there is tons of seating. There are also tons of TVs, your game is bound to be one. I love a good sports bar, and this is no exception....perhaps one of my favorites.
(5)Bruce S.
We went to Joe's for the Superbowl. ahhh to joys of being in Bear country (my date was one of the only two women in the place who were Colt's fans, I suspect because of Peyton Manning, but whatever). I wore my Bears hat with pride. Anyways, the place is huge. The front seemed kind of blah, but the back was where the party was. Helloooooooo hotties. Crowded. I did not have any problems with the bartenders, with my cheap pictures of Coors beer (i know i know, but it was the only thing they offered that day), or my food. It was all quality material. I know the bouncers do their job well because I had a problem with a particular gay Mexican who seemed to think I was his next bitch. Um, no. I don't roll like that. and Unfortunately, it cut my night off near the middle of the fourth quarter because he wouldn't leave me alone and I had to ask the bouncers to handle the situation. I'm not gay Es-hey! Is not OK! Other than that incident, which bore no ill feelings against Joe's, everything was fun there. They frequently have live bands playing, some big names too. Often times it is a country related theme (to go with the sports bar theme, I guess?), so bare that in mind. Something I did not expect, but was nice is that they have people in the bathroom (i forget their actual title) to handle the towels, soap, and chit chat. Something you would find in a nice restaurant, not in a sports bar. Also noteworth is that they have a bajillion and one tv screens (over 100 i'd venture to say)! Good place, good times, can't complain too much about it. 4 stars.
(4)Liz W.
So recently I went to joes on a tuesday. $2 pitchers=packed bar but that didn't bother me since the place was so huge. I don't drink beer (I know you're wondering what am I doing there if i dont drink beer) well i heard good things bout this place. So i ordered a cran-vodka $5. It was really weak so i decided to order a long island. Since when does a long island consist of 1 oz vodka, sweet & sour, & coke??? Im a bartender and it definately doesn't consist of that. So after 3 long islands, 2 cran-vodkas, patron shot, jagerbomb, cherry bomb, vegas bomb, you would expect me to be shitfaced....wrong!!! I had a really good buzz goin on...thats it!!! I still had a good time though. I liked the crowd and the music was good. I will be back but im not walking in there sober.
(3)Megan H.
This place is HUGE! My friends and I always try to make it out on Tuesday nights in the summer for the $2 pitchers. There's always tons of people, and cover is only $5 with your student ID and $3 before 9 pm. I love the outdoor patio area. It's a really chill spot that offers good music to dance to at the same time, which is rare. However, be warned: on Tuesdays the line outside can get pretty ridiculous and stretch around the block so maybe get there early.
(4)Angelica D.
Really liked this place. The drinks are good and not too pricey. The place is huge so you don't really feel like its so crowded. The servers are really nice so thats always a plus. The chicken quesadillas are good and so is the guacamole. They have plenty of tvs set up so there's always something to see. They charged a $10 cover on saturday so yeah. Definitely will be back in the summer.
(4)Joe M.
There was an eight dollar cover charge to get in on Saturday night. I refused to pay and decided to flirt with the door girl until she agreed to let both me and my buddy in for free. Needless to say that took around 15min of cheeky smiles, lame joke and maybe even a few batted eyelids. God! I scare myself sometimes (I'm not smooth at all) but I guy has to try. 99 times out of 100 come out empty handed but every now and again.... ;-) Then we get inside and there is a band playing and it feels more like a carnival than a sports bar. The place reminded me of my not-to-distant past. A time filled with dirty bars inhabited solely with drunk college kids and drunker drop-outs all milling about in a vein attempt to embrace Saturday night, run from Friday's past and avoid the impending Monday troubles and maybe even get laid in the midst of the melee... There is no denying this place has a certain appeal. Get wasted, get your white man dance on, get laid... and hope you survive until next Friday at 5pm to do it all over again. Understand this; If your not into the spring break atmosphere, I would suggest another venue.
(3)Jon G.
This place is ok. Beer is ok. The crowd that hangs out here is sometimes questionable. But, that is what makes it fun. Great little place to see a show. Sound is average, but the stage set up is nice. Concerts here have a neat little fun factor.
(3)Michael M.
Came here for the World Cup Final. Perfect Place for it! 3.75 pitchers of coors and huge portions of food priced right! Impossible to find a seat without a good view of one of the dozens of big flat screens, or projectors.
(4)Frank L.
Awesome place! Great bands, really really nice beer garden, and good food. Prices r pretty reasonable. Highly recommend
(5)Chris B.
Not a terrible place, but definitely tailored to the young crowd. I have only been here on a Tuesday, and even though the drink special is fantastic, I think it brings in a crappy crowd. $2 pitchers may be good for the wallet, but bad for the folks behind the bar.
(2)Jessica B.
Went on a Tuesday night to meet friends. $10 cover to get in (where in Chicago has cover anyways?) and I was wearing a college hat. The door guy asked the guy taking money inside if I could wear a hat inside and the dude said no, even though he himself was wearing a hat. I said "ok, no hat says the guy wearing the hat", removed my hat and walked inside to pay the $10 cover. Door guy comes in and says he doesn't want to let me in because I'm a smart ass. My friends waiting to get in at the doorway stood there in disbelief. I said I was just joking but I'll take my smart ass, my friends, and the ridiculous cover elsewhere. So if you like stuck up bars with dicks for door guys and crazy cover, try this place.
(1)liz d.
This place is the sport bar of all sports bars. Having only been to the back room on my previous visit, I had no idea the amount of TVs the front room has. Each booth has 2 private TVs. You can not avoid having at least 4 television screens in your view at 1 given time. It's a sensory overload, but you can bet I will be reserving my table for March Madness. Yes, you can reserve tables. You also can not beat the $6 dollar pitchers. I have been here on a Saturday-day and Thurs evening to enjoy some football, and the pitcher special was available both times. Food? A little pricey for what is offered, but pretty tasty none the less. Buffalo wings are meaty and come with your choice of sauce, and their pizza is a thin crust with lots of cheese and toppings. Yum! The service was surprising OK, especially for the amount of people that were there. Kudos to them for either hiring enough staff, or working their tails off. Although this place is fun for some American football watching, I definitely would not be willing to pay a cover charge. I have not been a spectator, but I'll end my review with saying that they have Midget Wrestling!
(3)Kim S.
OK, I am a little biased on this one. I love the concerts they have in the back. However, I've never had a problem with the food. It has always been great or at least better than average bar food. The service is always a little lagging, however since we go only on concert nights, its overly busy. The prices are a little high, but with the drunken crowds I see there-- no one seems to mind.
(4)Leang E.
I thought Joe's use to have a taco night special, but I suppose that was a long time ago. I came with some friends that just moved into the area, and introduced them to a bar that they could go to often because of proximity and beer specials. We happen to be here on a Thursday night where they have $3 Coors Light pitchers and $1 bottles of Coors Light. This is a great sports bar, and for those that love Indiana University it's the place to be. Since it was so nice out we sat in the outdoor beer garden, which is pretty spacious and can cater to a large crowd of friends. It's a very relaxed spot that I have forgotten about, and will have to remember to come back.
(3)Tim L.
This is a great place for sports; TVs are everywhere. Football Sundays are usualy packed and fun. If you are a Steelers' fan, this is the place to go!
(4)kevin k.
Joe's Joe's Joe's HEEHAW!! The country music hot spot with some of best up and coming bands. Joe's has some of the best non-main stream concerts in every genre possible. Still the best sports bar to watch games in town. The bar is a monster and the owners do their best to make everyone happy but we all know that's impossible. Their food is what it is - bar food. Are you expecting five star dinning? Put the fork down and Eat up! Pizza is the best thing on the menu next to the pork sandwich. Great place to have sponsor your sports team. I can't wait for Chicago to go non-smoking!!!
(5)Erin V.
This is my favorite place to catch an IU game. Soooo many televisions and they have AMFs (if you didn't go to IU and didn't have any friends who did, you probably don't know what this is). I've only been here for sporting events so, my review is somewhat one-sided, but I highly recommend it. Word to the wise: if you are going for a high profile game, get there at least 2 hours before the start, I would suggest even 3 hours early if you expect to sit. Update: The pizza here is pretty good too! And I highly recommend planning a party here - Jamie and Brittany are pretty awesome, and I think it's a pretty good deal. We had an all you can drink special (beer, wine, well drinks) for 4 hours at $26 a person...better than most I have attended!
(4)Julie W.
Probably one of the best places for any game, any time. College football your sport? Feel free to yell at the TVs or sing your school's fight song, there will probably be a few others who join you! The food is your typical bar food, but better! Perfect for those days where you don't feel like getting too dressed up to hang out but you still want to go to a cool bar. Watch out on Tuesdays, it's college night! $2 pitchers galore, as well as the crazy lines to get in. They have great bands play here too. Overall it's such a cool place, no pretentiousness here. Just a damn good sports bar.
(5)Molly F.
Best thing about this place... They let you play flippy cup!!!!! Other than that, it's your pretty standard sports bar. I do enjoy the wide open atmosphere, though. It's a bar you can breathe in.
(4)Dennis S.
It might have been a four star bar if the Illini hadn't stunk. Joe's is a great place to watch a sporting event, especially anything Big Ten. With a hundred screens and room for hundreds of patrons, you'll find fans for every team on the screen. Service is good, beer selection is excellent, food is acceptable. If only Illinois hadn't gone 11 minutes without scoring a point and embarrassing themselves in the Big Ten Basketball Tournament Semifinals. Sorry, but it didn't end up as a four star experience.
(3)Rain S.
Joes Bar is an absolute blast... The prices are very reasonable. The crowd is fun and very friendly. They play awesome music during halftime/commercial breaks. The crowd is what makes this place so much fun.... people are down to cheer with you. They are rowdy and you are in for a good time! I go to Joes for games... like football or ufc fights.. i just went there last night to a ufc fight... and it was happening... altho it was a sausagefest- what do you expect? its UFC!!! What I like about this place is that its HUGE! You wont be shoulder to shoulder with people... you have room to move around and nobody is up in your face.
(5)Jen M.
My husband's band, The Rumrunners, play here from time to time. The owners treat them very well, and I have always appreciated that. Overall, very fratty clientele. However, they have good music, decently priced drinks, and a lot of room.
(5)Mike K.
Precis: If you're a suburbanite, get in here because you'll love it. If you're a City dweller, I'd advise you stay away from Weed Street entirely, but you already knew that, didn't you? Joe's is a suburban bar nestled in the City. The front is a sports bar, and the back is a concert venue. That's about all you need to know. I've only been here for certain events and never on my own volition. The latest visit was on a Friday night for one of those "free parties" someone knew of. I'm well aware of what that means and told my friend: a line at the door, a big crowd at the bar, two severely overworked bartenders and long waits for drinks. I ended up being right across the board. We ended up being able to get two free beers out of the deal. Oh, they also made you fill out information cards at the door for this "free party" that asked for name, email, phone number, DOB, etc. Some poor sap in 312 and another one in Europe or elsewhere are going to be contacted by Joe's. Sorry. I'll give Joe's on Weed one thing, if it's any consolation. It's the best bar on Weed Street. And Bob's Yer Uncle.
(2)Rahman U.
Don't eat here, just don't. On three separate occasions I've eaten here and been disappointed every time. I mean no one expects a sports bar to be serving gourmet food, but at least make it edible. The first time I went I tried the Italian Beef sandwich. Yikes. No taste whatsoever and it wasn't even hot. Fool me once, shame on me. The second time I came here I had the Grilled Chicken Breast sandwich. What I got was a dry, bland piece of lukewarm chicken and a couple fries. Sensing a theme here? Fool me twice, shame on me. The third and final time I came to watch the Bears vs Lions on Monday Night Football. I thought I was being smart and ate a little before I arrived. Inevitably, around halftime my stomach began talking to me. Ok, I thought to myself, what's something that's impossible to mess up? Ding! Chips and salsa. Sadly this couldn't have been further from the truth. It's obvious they attempted to make their own salsa and guacamole but failed miserably. The salsa was runny, had way too many onions and virtually no spices. The guac, don't even get me started on that. I would have paid more for them to pour me some Tostito's salsa out of a jar. Yeah, it was that bad. Fool me a third time, I'm just a fool. Should've known better. The one redeeming quality about this place is large amount of flat screen tvs and projectors they have. I guess if you need to watch a game, it's not the worst place to go. My only request is that you do not, under any circumstances, come here on an empty stomach. The servers are either oblivious to the fact that the food is horrible or simply don't care.
(2)Chris R.
Went there for a Wednesday happy hour when they have 50% off everything in the place. Tap selection is pretty solid featuring Fat Tire, Bells, Sam Adams Winter, etc... so you can get pretty good beer. Downside is they serve it in plastic pitchers and plastic cups. More appropriate for a deck bar than inside a place. Food was acceptable but the sweet potato fries were excellent, thin cut, dusted with brown sugar, and served with a chipotle ketchup. One of the best versions of those I have had. A ton of tv's and comfortable seating as well to watch games. All and all I give it 3 stars although a simple switch to glassware would bump it to 4 stars.
(3)Reid G.
This place is pretty good, a huge bar, lots of room if the place is near empty but it can get packed. There must be at least a few hundred people in there on the weekends. Tuesday night is $2 pitchers and quarter beers, go at least once! It is a great time, but very hectic at the same time. Their normal drink prices and cover is pretty expensive. Lots of young people here but some older people do mix well into the crowd. Try their delicious food in the outside seating area during summer! Its a great way to relax after a long week.
(4)Monique C.
Joe's is a good place to watch games. Food is okay and service isn't terrible. If you're going here on a Tuesday night, you have to come early otherwise there is a long line to get in. I'm not too fond of the layout of the place and the music they play here isn't the greatest. Not to mention, you almost always end up getting beer spilled on you and parking around this area sucks. Other than that, they have $2 pitchers so I can't really complain.
(2)Jamie B.
It was a great deal on Tuesday..pitchers for $2 and pizza half off. Some really great concerts with reasonable drink prices but it can get sooooo hot that it's uncomfortable
(3)Samra M.
I went here for my 21st birthday I had a great time 1-because i was drunk 2-i was with friends 3-danced like no tomorrow 4-did not throw up at the end of the night (yay booya!) anyways, its a fun chill place, we went on a day where there were $2 pitchers of beer, and people were shoving it down my throat (for my birthday) very fun and a casual setting the next time we went was another tuesday and had a blast again bartender gave my friend and I huge shots, made friends with her, danced with supposedly 3-5 different guys, got picked off the ground chi-town moved, lol fun interesting night bring a school ID for a discount, it's 10 bucks to get in, almost always crowded, get there early the line gets long and they usually cut it off at 12am
(3)Marie B.
Went here with friends to attend a fundraising event. The concept seemed like a good idea...pay $15 and have an op to see a variety of local acts...most were pretty good. Where I had a problem: - The organizers sold more tickets...than they had seats for!? Standing room only? In a dive? I think not! - The wait staff was horrible. The management had obviously not scheduled enough wait staff to cover the number of people in attendance. We waited at least a half hour for the waitress to take our drink order...then another 30 minutes passed before my friend went to the bar to get our drinks. Same issue with our food order (note: we only ordered a salad and french fries)...it was as if the waitress forgot to put in the order!? Then, they brought the food with no flatware!? Definitely, not a place I'd go if I expected service of any sort.
(1)Linda F.
Always a good time. I can't say I've ever been disappointed. I've been there to celebrate my bday with a couple of friends, sporting events - football, hockey, basketball - to see 16 candles & of course just to hang out. This past Saturday was no different, if not even better. My nephew turned 30 and we wanted to take him out for a few drinks. We also wanted some place we could invite a larger than usual crowd. I contacted Joe's to see what they could accommodate on a Sat. night. I'm sure it was helpful that there were no huge sporting events, but they were more than accommodating. Jessica was responsive to ALL of my emails. It felt like I had a million questions, that came to me one at a time. In less than a couple of hours I had a place for us to meet. I don't know if the rooftop is new, but it is to me. I have no idea how many times I must have missed it. About 20 or so of us showed up & we sat up on the rooftop. It was fabulous. The staff was amazing. Accommodating us with seats and tables. The waitresses were all over every order. They managed SEVERAL tabs with no issues - I guess they are pros at that, though. The music was perfect - type and volume. None of us lost our voices trying to talk and all of us swayed with the tunes. We definitely lucked out with great weather, but more importantly - NO BUGS!!! We are not sure how they did that, but on a slightly humid night, we expected to get eaten alive. Again, its always a good time, and I will no doubt be back, but they made this special evening a fantastic memory! Thank you Joe's!!
(5)Erin D.
You know why I like Joe's....I've never eaten here, never watched a game here, drank a few cocktails here but you really wanna know why I love the hell out of Joes..???? The talent they bring in for concerts. They are the leader in bringing the Red Dirt Music Scene to Chicago and for that because I can't make the trips to OK to see the bands...I love you Joes. Thank you...
(5)Thongsy S.
I don't get all the hype about this place. This seems like any other average bar I've been to (albeit much larger than the average). Reminds me of a college bar. It seems to cater to universities and private organizations because I see alumni and private events happening at this place all the time. There are plenty of tvs around to catch any game. They also have a pretty nice outdoor patio with an outdoor bar. Service is good and the upside to this place is they hold UFC-like fights in their back room (with the octagon and everything).
(3)Gwen R.
This place has a killer setup (that's right, I said "killer") for Sunday football---I am from KC and come here to catch the games that aren't televised here (so, basically all of them) and it's always a total blast. The food is very reasonable and is good old-fashioned bar food--the nachos are my fave and the portion size is enormous, so if you order, bring your friends with appetites. My favorite time to come to Joe's, however, is for the concerts--especially if they're on a Thursday night, when domestic bottles are $1 (I KNOW!)...the venue is the perfect size and fulfills all my little heart's desires for the sweet sounds of red dirt country bands like Randy (F'in) Rogers Band, Stoney LaRue, Wade Bowen, Cody Canada, and then the up-and-coming mainstream acts that haven't gone total d-bag just yet. Good place--the bartenders are relatively efficient and there are several places to get drinks during a concert, which comes in handy. My only complaint would be the younger crowds--but I realize the location guarantees that so no big deal--they make for good people watching.
(4)Kaitlyn V.
If you'd rather not spend your evening getting splashed with beer and standing on a beer-drenched concrete floor as drunk people grope one another, don't go to Joe's. But the prices are great and the nostalgic music is a lot of fun.
(2)Jessica C.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's! You can't go wrong. This place is good to your pockets, lively to your soul, and wild on your feet! Go on a Tuesday for $2 Pitchers. Yes, pitcher for you. Pitcher for me. Repeat. You'll have the time of your life boozing it up, playing flippy cup, or just being a sloppy mess on the dance floor. Once the DJ starts playing the essential hits of the 90s (You know, all things NSYNC) you'll find yourself indulging in some hard core dancing and singing as well. Keep in mind that everyone is on your level. So it is highly probable that you'll get uber sloppy by the end of the night. Awesome place to watch games and order pizza, burgers, sandwiches, etc. Beware of the unfortunate long lines for this place. I swear, sometimes I get there past 9:30pm and the line wraps around the block. What is this, a night at the Roxbury?! You've gotta be kidding me!? Bottom line: be smart and beat the crowd.
(3)Al D.
Tuesday nights are the best times to go: half priced pizza and pitchers. It's fun, the tv's show the ball game AND soccer! There's a bit of douchebaggery present later at night in the beer garden as the crowd seems to be the same (or is the same) from Barleycorn, but I've never had an unpleasant experience there. Going there in the winter is the best; always find booths, hot free popcorn, and you always run into people you want to see there for a change. Going in a group is the way here, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody coming with one other person, and those who do usually leave early. It's fun, but watch out for the weak drinks, and the stench of puke eminating from the washrooms (I kid you not...one night the urinals were rendered useless by this) Plus the waitresses with attitudes. Our group attracts them like flies. We've learned to deal with them, but don't be taken back with the eye rolling, tounge-clicking, etc. Oh, and for a non-Italian restaurant, their pizza is not to be missed, they do it right.
(3)Damian C.
Ok, even if the food is pretty good and decently priced, and the $2 pitcher special is nearly impossible to beat, I think last night just completely ruined this place for me. (Though I admit that I'll go back just cause a friend works there and will likely make me feel better about this). I had been trying to make it to half price pizza/$2 pitcher/quarter beer Tuesday for a while, and finally had the chance to yesterday. Nothing could have suited me better. When my friend Michelle and I walked in, we noticed that we had to pay a cover of $3. For what reason? I don't know. But OK, FINE, we'll deal. We grabbed a booth and waited a few minutes for our waitress. Since Michelle didn't want beer, I decided to get a few quarter beers. We then put in an order for a pepperoni pizza. Our waitress made herself fairly scarce most of the time, which was weird (or not??) cause the place wasn't super crowded like we had expected. I sat thirsty a few times, but she would catch me just before my breaking point. 45 minutes after we ordered everything, our food came. There may have been 5 pepperonis on the entire pizza, and the sauce was only around the edges. I guess the cooks must have magically known that we didn't really like too much sauce on our pizza, but it may as well have been cheesy bread. At the risk of waiting another 45 minutes for pizza, we decided not to complain when the waitress came by to ask how everything was. She probably should have known it was crappy as she was taking it out too us. After we ate, I asked for my check. I saw the bill was about $11, and since she had already taken my credit card and ID when we first sat down and ordered, I just told her to run my card. She walked off for a few, then came back to tell me she couldn't run my card because there was a $20 minimum, and there had to be at least $15 on the card (wtf???). I told her she could just run the card for $15 because I had no cash. NOPE. The manager said that was NOT an option. ARGH. I ran in the back to go to the ATM (which of course charged ME) to grab her a $20. She brought back my change, apologized for the inconvenience, and took off. I got up and realized she forgot to give me my ID and credit card. So began the 3 minute chase of finding her to get it back. All in all, what a disappointment. Not 100% her fault at all, but I've never heard of minimums when food was also ordered. Maybe they could have added in our cover charges to bring my CC bill up to $17 and some change. Maybe THAT could have been OK'ed for scanning by the manager.
(2)Gary E.
Giant sports bars filled with tourists and drunken college kids is definitely not my scene - however, after 8 years in Chicago I wound up here this past weekend. A friend of ours had a 30-person table reserved for the Kentucky Derby so we knew that regardless of what the rest of the crowd was like, we'd have a good crew with us. The place was JAMMED but our server (wish I remembered her name to give her props) was really awesome and handled the crowd perfectly. Things I remember: 1) Didn't win my Derby bets. 2) Didn't leave until after the Mayweather-Mosley fight 9 hours later. 3) The crowd wasn't nearly as crappy as I expected it to be. I would return for another "big event" but definitely not somewhere I would go otherwise.
(4)Shonnie M.
We've been here 2 times now. I'm originally from Texas and I had NO idea how many country music fans were in the Chicago area! LOVE it! The place is horribly crowded especially when a good group is playing, but a blast none the less! I can't comment on the food but the beer is cold :)
(4)Joshua H.
I wouldn't give this bar high marks really, but if you go for the right reasons, you'll probably be happy. It has a very young college aged/acting crowd. Not a bad thing just a fact. The beer specials are very cheap ($4 pitcher of coors light on Saturdays or something like that). They do tend to run out of the Saturday beer special. If you like country music they get some well known names in there. I've gone for day drinking to watch football games and such and it was a good spot to do so. Again if you want to drink cheaply this is a good bet. The staff was friendly enough.
(2)Rebecca C.
If you're a fan of cheap beer, dancing and partying antics that are reminiscent of a college party, and multiple flat screen TV's showcasing your favorite sports teams then this THE place for you. Tuesday nights are best at this place. Get their early (BEFORE 9:30!) to avoid the line that tends to wrap around the block and to score some decent street parking. Also, be prepared to get beer spilled on you at one point or another during the night! Not the fanciest of places or parties, but I think that's part of Joe's charm. Also, the front door people are DICKS! Guys, make sure you are wearing no baggy clothes and no t-shirts. They tend to nit pick any little thing, and even gave my girlfriend a hard time about her ID the other night because her hairstyle was different at the time she took her ID picture. They made her sign her signature and asked her what her zodiac sign was. STUPID!
(3)K B.
This bar has a serious identity crisis! Sports bar? Club complete with bathroom attendants? Band venue? It has all three elements but they all contradict each other to make an overall awkward atmosphere- complete with overpriced awful pizza and frat boy haven. Good drink specials warrant the 2 star rating. I work for a bar and must say this didn't live up to the industry hype. With some minor improvements they could be a hot spot on any night- but considering what I experienced tonight, I won't be back.
(2)Diane H.
Although a sports bar, I have only been to Joe's on Friday or Saturday nights for concerts. I just moved to Chicago this winter, but I have already discovered this is a great concert venue as I prefer small venues to big stadium concerts and you can't beat the price of $10-25 on average. Depending on the headliner, the place can be packed, but even crowded you can get close and still see the performers on the stage. I also LOVE that they frequently book country acts to play. Having spent a year I the south, I miss going to bars every weekend to see up and coming country acts before they hit it big and you can't see them without shelling out at least $50 for bad seat. Joe's is the best place I found in Chicago for intimate country concerts. Joe's layout is also great for concerts. There is a big room when you first walk in, then there is the concert room in the back, and a patio outside. This helps it from getting too crowded and if you do become overwhelmed by the people there are other rooms you can go to get a break and refresh your drink.
(4)Gerald P.
You can hear the "let's get wasted" chants from a mile away. I almost expected the completion of a beer bong to be part of the cost of entry. It's impossible to tell from the facade but this place is pretty huge. I was here for a flip cup tourney most recently, held in the back room where they normally hold concerts. It's a pretty sweet set up. I forgot about Joe's 'sports bar' designation until the hockey game started BLASTING over the loud speakers. Boo for that - a reasonable volume of 73 - 111 decibels would have sufficed. They were cool enough to pump some music during commercials for those much needed dance breaks. By the end of the tourney the floor was completely covered in beer, rhythm was no longer a requirement for dancing and 90% of the crowd was stumbling around with their own personal pitchers of beer. This was at 6pm. I'll give a two thumbs up to the staff here. I'm sure the event I attended was only a small taste of the drunken buffoonery they deal with on a regular basis but they kept smiles on their faces through it all. There's valet parking, a few other bars in the other to check out if you get bored and a nifty patio for the smokers. It's not somewhere I would frequent as I'm not a big sports fan, but I'd definitely recommend as a place to take your friends when they visit from out of town. Well done, Joe's.
(4)Evan B.
Good to watch sports! That is it. Food is subpar, Bloody Marys are good, service is ok.
(3)Ben K.
Joe's on Weed has two main strengths: it's a great place to watch multiple sporting events at once, and it has extremely cheap pitchers of Coors Light. This place is at its best for NFL Sundays. In the front room, you have control of at least one TV set at your table, with highlighted games on the big screens. In the back room, most every seat can see almost every game going on at once. I come here as many Sundays as I can during NFL season just for that overwhelming sensation of seeing every player on every fantasy team I own on screen all at once. Watch out in the front room during Steelers games though; the marching band can get a bit intense for those unprepared. As for the Coors light... well let's just say I'm not usually ready for Coors light at 12pm on Sunday even if it's only $6 for a pitcher. So I usually end up drinking about $15 worth of diet coke (no free refills). Finally, the food is pretty decent. Highlights are the appetizers (toasted ravioli and mac&cheese bites in particular) and the pizza. The one problem with the apps is that they bring them out in a basket that looks like it is just astonishingly loaded full of delicious toasted ravioli or whatever you ordered. Unfortunately you take a couple bites and discover that it's actually a basket with toasted rav on top, loaded up underneath with a mound of extremely generic crinkly fries. But hey, fried food and cheap beer is what you're looking for. You came for the sports right?
(4)Santiago A.
Hmm. I've only ever gone to meet up with friends, and I probably won't go back unless meeting friends again. It's ok, but man... it's like being transported back in time. It's definitely like having a college bar flash from the past. This kind of bar was fun while I was in school. Sometimes, it didn't matter or no one noticed how unappealing the surroundings were because we were all busy getting ripped enough to make a few mistakes. You know the ones, like ouch, ouch you're on my hair. You know the rest... don't act like you don't. Anywho, that was then and this is now. It's a large space that is sometimes almost empty and sometimes completely packed. I guess the day of the week and/or local events determine what kind of atmosphere it will be. I would say if you're going to hit it hard with several friends, then sure, knock yourself out. Usually those kind of nights are succesful wherever they take place. If it's just you and a couple buddies or friends from out of town... then you're probably better off picking somewhere else.
(3)kim l.
Free Popcorn. Steelers Games. Big Screen TVs. Loaded Fries. Need I say more. This place is amazing!!
(5)Veronica M.
AWESOME Country Bar - great live music - love the staff - hate that my feet stick to the floor and no toliet paper in the womens bathrooms.........
(4)Jesse A.
I suspect Joe's is the sort of bar that unwittingly produces Yelp reviews that tell you more about the reviewer than about the place. So ... leaving aside the little issue that *sports bars a really really not my thing* - I can tell you a few things I learned about Joe's on Weed last weekend. We went there for the 80s cover band night (with Sixteen Candles). We thought it was going to be bizarre, crowded, pushy, and disgusting. It was all of those things, but it was also really fun. The place was jam packed with a crowd that seemed like ex-frat boys, but maybe that's a bit simplistic. What would I know? I haven't actually met any frat boys. Anyway, there were plenty of douchebags doing and saying offensive things, and plenty of people who had no idea how to respond to the fact that one of my friends is in a wheelchair, and we were in a crowd. While some people were really helpful and made room for us, and other people thought it was a better idea to stroke my friends hair patronisingly. Go team! I love America. In any case, we eked a little space in the crowd and danced and danced ... until barreling through the crowd came four security guards and a giant beer trolley. Much pushing, shoving, and discussion ensued, none of which I could hear over "This Tainted Love" - but as a result, we found ourselves right next to the beer cart (which turned out to be rather handy in this crowd... even though $4 for Coors Light was depressing). But it gets sillier: As a special favor, the security guards entrusted us with their special laser pointer. If the crowds were making it too hard for my friend to maneuver, we were instructed to shine this laser IN THE EYE of a certain security guard, and - should he somehow not be blinded by the experience - he was all set to come and part the crowd so my friend could get through. And you know what? It worked! I swear I'm not making this up. The only thing that beats men with gadgets, is men giving women gadgets to spur the men into exaggerated chivalrous action. PS - Good place to watch boxing. I mean on TV. It is probably unnecessary for me to mention that this place still operates on a 3:1 ratio of TVs to people, even on weekends.
(3)Ashley S.
Reminds me of the bars in Iowa City.. you can get plastered with attractive people but its not too nice where you feel like an ass if wasted. I have gone a lot and had a great time. Great concert venue if it isn't too crowded for Country music and cover bands. $1 beers....yes please! They didn't play the Hawks commentary during the game even though they are listed as an official hawks bar. Instead they played a UFC fight. wtf?
(4)Melissa P.
We went there when the Bulls and Hawks were playing to advance in the playoffs. We knew it would be busy (we all work in the industry) so we made a reservation. Advertised on their website and through out their building were $2 pitchers, 0.25 drafts beers and half off pizzas. We gave our server $20 in the very beginning, she was really nice and we just wanted her to realize that we'd be worth her time. Again, we weren't expecting her there every 5 minutes, it was busy, we know this. Initially she was very attentive, we ordered many pitchers of beer and finally decided on a bbq chicken pizza. The whole 2nd and most of the 3rd period of the hockey game she was MIA. We had to go up to the bar multiple times to get drinks because she wasn't around and even had to ask other staff members for things. Speaking of the bar, there were only 2 bartenders behind each bar with a full house because of the games. Talk about understaffed. My roommate and I wanted to order burgers and had to wait until about 5 minutes left in the game to order because she was no where to be found and when we asked to order she was exasperated about the whole situation. We get the bill along with our burgers...looking at the bill our pizza wasn't half off. When we asked her about the pizza she said that it was only for cheese, sausage and pepperoni pizzas. I was a little put off that she wouldn't have mentioned that in the beginning when we were initially ordering the pizza. The venue is nice, don't get me wrong. I just think they were way understaffed for the event.
(2)Lucia Z.
My review for Joe's depends on what I'm there for, so let me review it separately: As a sports-viewing bar, Joe's is great. I give it four stars, five in the months between May and October when the outdoor patio is open. There are plenty of flat screens and a few big projectors, allowing for great viewing of games. The setup is very warehouse-like, so there is a lot of room for big parties. As one of a handful of Illini bars in the city, Joe's is a great place for Illini games. The drinks aren't too expensive and I have never had any complaints in regards to the service. As a going out bar, Joe's sucks. I give it two stars or less. The size and shape make it kind of awkward for anything but game-watching, and the fact that it's such a crappy place but still charges cover on many weekends (one of the few bars in Chicago that does) is absurd. I'm not a huge fan of live music unless it's really good, and Joe's always seems to have random live bands performing, so that could be part of the reason I don't really like it.
(3)Craig M.
Yeah, this place has tons of screens for viewing all your favorite sports. It had the Illinois bball game and the Bulls game on at once, and since I'm living in Texas now, I was in heaven watching them both at once. They had great beer, although I just drank Shiner (great) and Coors Light (not great). They also had some extremely good chicken wings and some brisket tacos! HMFS!! Wish I was in Chicago now, this bar is dope.
(4)Mindy B.
I wasn't thrilled... but it was probably the fact that I went with a large group and this place isn't really conducive to that. I can't speak for seeing a show here. I could see going with a small group to watch a game if I'm in the area, but I wouldn't travel to do so. Some strange cowboy dude was trying to get my girlfriends and I to come dance on the stage all night... ewws.
(2)Kristine L.
This bar seemed to think it was a downtown bar (bouncers that took their job WAY too seriously, and $8 cover on a TUESDAY?) Granted, once inside it was $2 pitchers or something so I guess that was supposed to make up for the cover charge, but seriously it's freakin Tuesday night, the games were all done, the beer was still green from St Patty's day. Also, if you're going to have a cover charge, get a better DJ. I think the guy in the back room had his I Tunes up and was scratching intermittently to prove he was a real DJ. He was also excellent at killing the vibe on the dance floor with his musical mood swings. Other note on the music, when I walked in I was completely confused by the sports bar look, but "As Long As You Love Me" by the backstreet boys was blaring over all of this. I will give them points for being big because even though it was crowded I didn't get smashed around like at a lot of other bars. Also, I know it's also a good live music venue, and I've actually wanted to come before to see Miranda Lambert and some other country shows. The space in back seems like it would be really cool for a show, but other than to maybe come for a concert, I'd never go back again.
(2)Becky B.
The first I was here a couple months ago for an iu game we had horrible service and I was hoping it was an isolated incident... Not so much. I Was back last night with friends who were already there. I was at the table for 15 minutes before the server came by. They no longer had the seasonal beer I wanted so I asked for a list ...3 times , and still didnt get one. After 35 minutes I finally got a beer. It wasn't packed and the server was very rude. I served for 4 years so I have some patience for things taking time etc., but I have no patience for someone who is flat out rude to customers for no reason. I hope I never find myself at joes again.
(1)Thad K.
Went to Joe's on a Tuesday night, because I heard they were having $2 pitchers. Didn't really know about Joe's infamous Tuesday nights, but it was definitely a adventure. Trying to park around there is rough, Joe's was charging $12 to park in their parking lot, but I found a FREE spot around the corner. They were also charging a $10 cover which I expected.. Inside was really crowded, and that led to about 3 fights. They played way too much Country music for my taste, but for the most part it was Top 40. Get your taste buds ready for Coors Light!
(3)Natalie B.
Food is pretty blegh. Hardly any drink specials going on either. But it's a Florida Gator bar, so I have give at least 3 stars for that. It is fun to watch a big sporting event here, like last years' World Series! For NFL, this is a HUGE Steelers bar. The fans usually hang in the front so head towards the backroom to catch the rest of your games!
(3)Melissa K.
Joe's is either hit or miss. I've normally had a great time there. Granted the majority of the time I'm there for a concert. They have some of the best country acts around. The best part is it's super cheap to see these great artists. When I'm in the back room, even when it's crowded, I don't have a problem getting a drink or getting into the restroom. However, we went the other night. My boyfriend and I were going to watch a UFC fight. We got there around 7:30 and got a table right away. That's a great thing right? Well no, our waitress didn't come over to us for 20 minutes and she only came after we got someone at the front door to help us get her. We were there three hours and we saw our waitress 4 times. I only saw her three times, but my boyfriend said she stopped by while I was in the restroom. The front room wasn't busy enough to be that ignored. We ordered an appetizer, I had wanted a main course but quickly learned that wasn't going to be an option. That being said, the spinach artichoke dip, was AMAZING. Probably one of the best I've had in the city. What sucks is I didn't get a napkin. How are you supposed to eat without a napkin? So as I said, it's hit or miss. I love going to concerts there, not quite sure I'll go again to be in the front room. Oh well, you live and learn.
(3)Niki C.
Graciously hosted my 30th birthday party (aka Nikipalooza). I got the front room, a killer drink special (top shelf plus food for only a dollar for every year i was alive), plus I booked three of my friends' bands as entertainment. All were invited - not just my friends - so it was great exposure for the bands as well, not to mention a kickass time. To be fair, I've also sang here on a few occasions, so I know management/owners. But I've also been a patron & concert-goer ... seen Blues Traveler (too bad about that power problem) & Mini-Kiss (hil-ar-i-ous), amongst others. & who can beat their Wednesday night drink special?
(5)Luciana B.
This place is a mix. And I suppose it depends on who you are. I am not too excited about the whole Weed Street area in general. When my friend told me we were meeting people at Crobar I shuddered a bit inside, but we ended up here waiting for our friend (and, thank god, never made it to Crobar). I enjoyed the $3 Coors Light, but would have enjoyed them more if I could have gotten them a bit more quickly. There was one (yes, ONE) bartender for the whole front of the bar and everyone there was complaining about the wait. And she didn't seem to mind. And I tipped her almost nothing. The Dave Matthews-y cover band was decent, though that's not exactly my scene... My friend and I then decided to venture on over to the other side of the bar which we had no idea was there. It was HUGE. And there was a great 80's cover band doing a medley of all the songs we love. So that was fun. I don't know how pricey the drinks were (aside from the regularly priced Coors and shots) so I can't comment on that - though I imagine they were rather expensive. The few I had bought for me tasted of a lot of cranberry, and not much vodka. So if I had a complaint against this bar I would say the bartending in general - long wait for nothing much in particular.
(3)Katie G.
I've been here a handful of times and I really like it. They play a lot of Texas Country Artists, like Roger Creager, Randy Rogers, Reckless Kelly, Stoney LaRue, Pat Green, etc. Drinks are OK prices.... not dirt cheap, but not make you spit out your ice expensive, either.
(4)Annie O.
It's weird... i used to go here when i was underage all the time and i loved it. now that i'm 21 it just seems weird. so many (CLEARLY) under agers, people acting really immature and like drunk idiots. not a fan....although i used to be. if you're a depaul student under 21 i would definitely go here. otherwise, take advantage of all the other bars the city has to offer. I'm a huge country fan though so i will be attending concerts here in the future. VERY rude bathroom attendants.
(2)Kim C.
$5 cover with student ID and ridiculously cheap beer on Tuesdays ($0.25 cups, $2 pitchers) but don't expect it to taste much better than piss. Spacious dance floor with decent music, and a cool patio area. Not sure I'd go back though..
(2)Alex R.
Having been here on several different occasions, usually to watch football, I never really liked it that much. However, they were *INCREDIBLY* accommodating the last time I went to see an Oklahoma State game. They let us have the back party room, and turned the game (with sound) on on the main TV (even though it wasn't on the schedule). It was awesome, and I really appreciated it. I'll definitely be coming back.
(5)Happiness L.
Awesome...come here for games...great crowd and great set up. People are friendly. Also...awesome place for Steelers fans as this the official spot in Chicago for Steelers games. Most delicious Bloody Mary I have ever had. Lots of screens for watching the games.
(4)Cliff W.
Went there for doggy happy hour on wednesdays, it was a good time and they have a raffle for a lot of prizes. It seemed as though every table that had people at least had 1 winner, though that would change if a lot of people started showing up!
(5)Christian C.
The only thing stopping me from giving this place 5 stars is the fact I was only there once. Oh yeah, I was drunk most of the time too. This is first and foremost a sports bar and they have TV's everywhere to prove it so catching whatever game you are interested in is probably not a problem. I went there with co-workers for a little "unwinding" during a weeknight and unwind we did with the $2 pitchers of domestic beer. Um...wow, best beer deal I've come across in a long time. Combined with the toasted ravioli and let the good times roll. We found out the back opened up into a club which is not really my scene but I still had a great time. If you are just visiting Chicago and want to check this place out, just tell the cabbie you want to go to Joe's on Weed. That's what we did :)
(4)Joe M.
We love playing here. The management and staff treats us great. The food is solid and on the right nights you can get drinks for good prices. Always good music, good sports on the gazillion tv's, and other cool stuff going on.
(5)Laura B.
Huge bar, Huge Space. When I think of Joe's the first thing that comes to mind is "meh" I used to hit up trivia on Wednesdays, that was fun but I've been to better. And the shots they give you for winning a round aren't really very potent. I actually don't really know anyone who goes here on a regular basis, but thats just my immediate social circle. I have met a few people (all of whom are from the suburbs) who love this place, and can't get enough of it. So maybe its a suburban magnet bar? One thing I do like about Joe's is that if there is a big sporting event going on its a really fun place to be. I went here for March Madness and the crowd was really fun. I also went here in 2007 when the bears won the NFC championship - I had just moved here and was living in the burbs at the time (funny right?) and scooped into the city for the game. I almost died that day, and grown men cried tears of joy. So back to how I started this post - Joe's is "meh"
(2)Lisa K.
Fav bar in Chicago, hands down. If you love sports and country music, look no further than Joe's. Great bar fare and cheap drink deals (for Chicago). They bring in great live acts and the servers are super friendly.
(5)Robyn S.
Joe's gets 4 stars for what it is ... a great place to get your fill of Sunday football and pub grub. Deep fried mac and cheese bites - are there 6 more beautiful words in the English language? Their hot wings were medium+, not tear-jerking hot, and so very share-able with the group. The dozens of oversized screens made every seat a great one. Service can be slow at times, when the whole crowd puts in orders at the end of a big game. They do almost launch a mini-dance club with the background music at every commercial break, thumping bass and all, but it goes quiet when the game starts up again. I cannot vouch for the crowd on weeknights, but as an meet-up spot for Big Ten alums, it was great.
(4)Zack R.
Oh Joe's. Arguably the most polarizing bar in the area. You either love it or hate it. This bar gets 4 stars for the quarter beer night on Tuesday. I sat up at the bar and the bartender was awesome. She literally had a new beer for me everytime mine got close to being finished. The only knock is the d-bag crowd this place attracts, the country music atmosphere, and the guy in the bathroom who apparently argued with a guy who dropped a ten dollar bill and fished out a five for change because he wanted to tip him but didnt have a small enough denomination of bills. You hand out paper towels and offer a squirt of cologne and this guy wants to give you five bucks for a sheet of bounty. Not holding it against the bar but Im not a fan of places that have guys in the bathroom watching. Just creepy and unnecessary.
(4)David K.
Boooooo. I didn't go to Joe's to watch football, I went to Joe's to see that 80's cover band on a weekend night. The band was good, but the bar itself was lame. I was warned by a few friends. Just be aware that you will be paying a cover, drinks are expensive (and watered down) and the crowd is similar to what you will find at a high school kegger.
(2)Luan N.
Just went in to kill some time and grab a few beers after the Vanilla Ice concert at the Cans Festival. North Beach was closed so me and Amish S randomly picked Joe's. Actually this new bar across the street, that I think replaced Tokyo 21 was trying to herd us in. He was trying to entice us w/ free cover and a mechanical bull ride. We instantly acknowledged that the place must have been dead for the door men to be desperately trying to draw in 2 dudes into a bar. So Joe's was not as random of a choice. It was close to 10pm on Fri and Joe's was dead. My friend Amish S and I decided to grab a fat tire on the very quiet patio. Our server asked us if the fight was over? We both looked at each other and said, "Sorry, I don't know" thinking that was out of the blue. I was feeling a bit less manly now because I guess I was supposed to know there was a big boxing match on ESPN. I excuse myself to find the bathroom, and I walked into a huge, rowdy, packed room with a cage fight event promoted by FCE. I quickly walked back to get my buddy and we got to watch the last fight of the night. I always wanted to see a UFC type cage fight, so I thought this was awesome!
(3)Renato P.
It's a bar , with a dining area , and a nice sized back room band area. I am not a fan of the type of clientele it attracts most nights , yuppie douchbags (what is the new millennium name for yuppies?) . The 20 something ex-frat guys , that storm past you with little regard , spilling your beer, they let loose an "easy chief" as they head to their Wicker Park apartment to get ready for the big Dave Matthews concert ... DIE! I give this place 4 stars because of the eclectic music acts they get. First off they hired a couple of my buddies bands , they hosted Loudness (Japanese hair metal ... seriously.) and Mini Kiss , a Kiss cover band consisting of midgets and dwarfs in full Kiss regalia (the little suckers were feigning playing their instruments though, which pissed me off.). Crowds be damned , I definitely definitely give the booker for this place credit , and 4 stars because of him.
(4)rebecca s.
i stopped here on a drunken bike bar crawl with my friends. its gross. it was empty and way overpriced. we also got yelled at by the valet because they didnt want us to lock up our bikes by them. crappy place. dont go.
(1)Blair B.
Went there for trivia last night and had a lot of fun. They have tons of TVs, and drinks are CHEAP. Their specials are incredible. 25 cent beers? So awesome. Hot fresh popcorn was brought to me as I sat down., yay. I wouldnt come here on a Friday, but to go catch a game, I would definitely put this place on my list. It's a sports bar with cheap drinks, nothing more.
(4)Lauren D.
Joe's has some great concerts. I saw Pat Green here and was literally standing right in front of him. THEN I met him. He also toasted us and sang "Ring of Fire" for my friend's birthday (she was wearing a Johnny Cash t-shirt). Best night of my life. (Okay, relatively speaking.) Also saw Little Big Town. Good place to watch football games in the fall, but watch out for those Oklahoma fans - they're kind of annoying. This is a really casual place. Not a Friday night, trend-setting place. I'd just go here for a beer, some pizza, and some football.
(4)Phil S.
I really don't understand everyone else's reviews on here. It is too big to be fun? I guess if your into super crowded bars that you can barely move around in then yeah, joes is probably not your place. I mean seriously, this place is HUGE, has a ton of TV's, the wait staff is friendly, and the food and drinks are comparable to any other sports bar in chicago. Best part is that parking is easy if you know where to look. I have been coming here for 5 years and have yet had to pay for parking once, and never had to walk more then a couple blocks.
(4)Jody C.
I love Joes for its variety and huge space. Saw Big and Rich here, and it was so great! They bought everyone in the bar a beer. I've also been here for non-concert nights and its pretty fun. You can sit in front at the tables or in back where its a little louder and you can dance. Every day is a different special so check their website.
(5)GossipGirl l.
i've only been here 2x's and didnt care at all for it. i know its not a bad bar, its kewl. but i just dont like it. its like a bunch of drunk 25/27 years olds in their own group...not too many people talk to anyone else besides the people they walked in with. this place just doesnt work for me....and i cant even put my finger on it....the bathrooms were GROSS GROSS GROSS, the staff was nice, the guys were a little to touchy feely.....ive never been there when a band was playing but when i have gone in that room, NOO one is ever dancing...its just sooo meh! i will be back ta give it another try but i really dont like this place! i guess ill have ta check it out on tuesdays lol
(2)Natalie L.
Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually admitting I've been here. Don't ask.
(1)Brenna M.
Tuesday nights: half priced pizza's and quarter beers = perfect post-beach-volleyball hang. Their patio was really quiet and chill (space heaters and all), and they had about a dozen flat screens playing all the MLB games. For my yanks I would pretty much eat anywhere, but the pizzas were actually really good! And I am hugely anti-cover charge, but I'll cough up the $3 for this place.
(3)T K.
I've only been to Joe's for the bands. Although we had a great time I do have to mention that this bar is LOUD. Definitely not the place to try to hold a conversation or learn the intimate details about a persons life in. Drinks are easy to get and there is plenty of room for dancing.
(3)Alex F.
For a bar that by all indications SHOULD rub me the wrong way (Purdue grad at an IU bar, city boy in a country bar), I have a good time at Joe's. The cover to get in the back seems like too much to me, but then again I don't know any of the country bands who play back there so I'll let it slide. Plus, the back is always a well-done party. Joe's is full of good looking people, so when I don't dig the music I just view the women.
(4)Amanda T.
Interesting mix of people, including a bunch of guys that are just looking for some booty. But it's okay, good times good crowd (for the most part). And $2 pitchers on Tuesdays...can't beat that.
(4)Audra S.
At first glance, you might think this is just a giant, oversized sports bar with a capacity that cannot be touched. Think again. I've seen this place packed to the gills with people lined up outside waiting to get in. And for what? Other than the occasional good band (Too White Crew or Bret Michaels from Poison, for instance), this place is best known for cramming people in the doors to a point where it's uncomfortable to move. You will sweat, you will ram into strangers, and you will be lucky to get a drink.
(3)Theresa C.
Joe's on Weed is a really interesting place, mostly because it's huge and there are completely different atmosphere's in the different areas of the bar. For the most part I only go on Tuesday over the summer, Tuesday's is $2 coors light short pitchers. It's good for playing long line flippy cup or just getting way more drunk than anyone actually needs to on a Tuesday. I'm a fan because I like going to a bar and only spending $6, well there's a cover--$8 ($5 for students)--so spending $14. It's still really awesome. There are five separate areas in Joe's, before I get into the individual vibe of each, let me be clear, the entire place is full of drunken college kids, and college graduates who haven't outgrown binge-drinking (but who doesn't like that). The front room is like a sports bar, lots of tvs and table, this is where people usually eat (Joe's has really good drunk pizza); the patio is only open until one, only during the summer, its super chill with it's own bar, big round tables and mood lighting. It's really nice, but at one they usher everyone into the building, usually into the back room, which has three bars in it and is just a big open floor for dancing. The music is like what you hear in any other dance bar (not club/house stuff but crappy none-the-less). The floor gets really crowded and crazy, it's totally awesome after your third pitcher. There are two smaller, more exclusive ares of the bar, I think they made the upstairs completely VIP, but seriously, if you're actually very important, you're not at Joe's so who even cares what goes on up there. The far back corner is the red room, which has low couches and two bars, is for people who wish they had gone to a bar that wasn't full of young drunkards and poor, overtly sexual dancing. Joe's is a really great place for someone looking to have a ridiculous time, you can't take this place seriously, but it's fun as hell.
(4)Emma M.
This is a great place to watch your favorite college football team with the hundreds of TVs, order pizza (reasonably priced and pretty delicious), see a country music show usually put on by 99.5- I've seen some great bands there including Little Big Town and Pat Green. Plus they have just made the back room into a lounge which works if you are not eating or watching football. I know they reserve areas for the alumni club of Florida, Oklahoma, and maybe Auburn or Illinois? It's nice that they provide decorations and signs for the alumni. So if you're into sports or country this place is for you!
(4)Hannah D.
We went here thinking it was an Illini bar, but were disappointed in that expectation. The audio for the game was only in the front room, which is smaller and has way fewer TVs, and the game was shown only on a couple TVs and not the best ones. Anyway, we lucked out and got a booth with little TVs and were able to pick the channel. The drink special was great ($4 domestic pitchers), but the pizza -- meh, not that great. The service was pretty good, especially since it was a Saturday. It definitely seemed like a college bar, and very loud. I doubt I'll be back -- it's a sports bar, not an "Illini bar" and not worth the trip. The best part of the night was going to the OTB place across the street after the game.
(2)Mo L.
I was amazed at how big this place was. There were two 80s cover bands the night that we were there for my birthday. The room with the small stage was like a blast from the past; I felt like I was walking around in a Cyndi Lauper video. The main warehouse-like area has two levels with bars; the main stage is on the bottom floor and there are TVs on the upper level. We found a little corner area upstairs by the bar, ordered some Grey Goose, cranberry juice, and tonic, and that's about all I remember.
(3)Digital M.
Big change since the last time I was there. Nice new booths and high tables. Much more classy than the old Joe's. My new spot for games.
(4)Sara M.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's. What to say? Quarter beer night/$2 pitchers on Tuesdays is the only time I ever come, and I usually end up in the bag and half dead the next day because of it. Very cool sports bar though, love that the front and back rooms are totally different and two completely different atmospheres. Great live acoustic music in the front room sometimes, and for how packed it gets, the wait staff is pretty on top of their game.
(4)elizabeth n.
I have mixed feelings about Joe's. First they have good bands. I really enjoy seeing Mike and Joe belt out some of my favorite covers and they always have Hairbangers Ball there which is a fun time too. However, I cannot stand the crowds. The people who flock there are a bit on the younger side and it's sweaty, hot and overcrowded in there. I used to be able to tolerate that much more but lately I can't do it. So it'll take a lot of convincing for me to go to Joe's!
(3)Shannon S.
We went here last night for one of my friends birthdays. It was nice because we didn't have to wait in line and they had reserved some tables for us. Our service wasn't the best but it was pretty crowded. They had a pretty good band playing. This isn't they type of bar I usually enjoy going to but it was better than I thought it would be.
(3)Jason F.
Where to begin... the top shelf liquor bottles are filled with cheap knockoffs (let's just say an incredibly reliable source), staff are all narcissistic divas, and the bands such as Haribangers are sub-par at best, and draw a crowd of "I LOVE 80's ROCK" Miller Lite drinking, popped collar frat boys. If you enjoy weak drinks, getting blatantly run into and vomited on, and middle aged people with wigs and tight pants on stage who learned a few 80's songs and play them over and over again, then this may be the place for you.
(1)Michael B.
This is totally a sports bar. And a good one. Lots of TVs, showing many different games. The service was good and the drink specials were awesome. I can't say I recall any of them, but I know they must have been good given how many I ordered. Right?
(4)steve c.
I hate joes. Quarter beers is perfect for any beer games. Pretty much only reason to come here. Why can't they serve good beer in the first room? Why don't the tv's work? Why is there such bad service? Why do I always go back?
(2)Patrick B.
I absolutely LOVE this place for NFL Sundays. I'm from the New Orleans area, so when I'm in Chicago, it's very difficult to find a place to catch my Saints. Joe's is where it's at. They have EVERY NFL game playing on at least 5 screens each! The front part is usually reserved for Steelers fans (ugh!), but the back area is very big and adequate, so you should have no problem getting even a decent seat to watch your team play. (If you can, go here on a Sunday when the Steelers aren't playing and you can land a spot in the front area). The drink pricing is average I'd say (I think a Corona is $4). The food is above average (compared to other "bar food"). The waitresses can get quite busy, so there may be a lull in your service, but all of the ones that have waited on me in the past have been angels. And yes, in case you're wondering or have heard, there are attendants in both the men's & women's bathrooms (in the back, large area)...personally, I like that! There's parking on the street, or it's about 3-4 blocks from the nearest train stop.
(4)Peter H.
Joe's is HUUUUUUGGGGGE. It's got nice location, sometimes if it's too crowded it can be tough to get a drink. I watched the white sox win the championship there (sadly the Cubs were not in that game) and we had a blast...the waitresses were friendly and took care of us decently. Food was average, they always seem to have some sort of cheap drink deal to cater to the younger crowd this place attracts...heck they host some interesting parties and concerts and stuff too, though I have not been there for that. But all in all the place is huge and is reasonably priced. If you are young and want to hang out with lotsa people and have the chance to meet some other young college'ish people, give it a look.
(3)Jessica M.
Huge bar full of choads where I once had the misfortune of seeing a really horrible band.
(1)Rachelle T.
Go to Joe's on a Tuesday night with a group of friends and you'll have a great time! $2 Coors Light pitchers and half price pizza - how can you go wrong?? It's a great place to watch sports and the live bands they have playing several nights a week are always a fun option. Their menu is pretty small so if you like thin crust go for the pizza. If you're looking for a big, open sports bar then Joe's is the place to be!
(4)Frank S.
Been to this bar primarily on Friday and Saturday nights, with the live Country and Rock music. Tickets were very reasonably priced, and the alcohol was also. Nice to have and inexpensive night out, with well known acts, in a cozy setting. Being a few minutes off the highway, it was also easy to get to. Done with the big venues for live music, this was a great change. Food was alright also. For the most part the crowds are there to just have fun. Have yet to see any fools acting up. Plenty of security around if this was to happen. A very fan friendly venue, for the over 21 crowd.
(4)Kasia R.
I went to Joe's about 3 years ago for a concert, can't even remember the bands name now. It was okay, it wasn't as crowded that night as other people reviewed. ONce the concert was over , we moved to front part of the bar, had a couple of beers, some appetizers, it was an okay time. Nothing exciting. The only reason I went was to see the band. Would I go here again? probably not. Can't say it was one of my favorites.
(3)Kari S.
I have been to Joe's several times. Its huge- and feels almost too huge. I went to a concert here, and for that it was great. Otherwise, its just too roomy for me (feels like a restaurant). I think there was music and tv noise, which gave me a little sensory overload. I would go back for a concert, but not for a night out.
(3)Kitty H.
I hate Joe's. We used to go to Joe's to watch the games, but their service was so bad that we stopped. They let way too many people in sometimes, and it gets kind of scary.
(1)Drucilla D.
Pretty gross. I had purchased tickets to see Tone Loc and I was STOKED about the show until I got to the venue. It was enormous but there were so many people smashed in, what was reminiscent of a huge barn with a little stage. The music was awesome but to try to find comfort, I found myself throwing back the cocktails resulting in an apparently VERY dramatic el ride home. I shouldn't blame the venue for my bad behavior, but I do :)
(2)Richard C.
This place is a little cheesy for my taste, but I've had some fun nights here in my younger days.They also have a pretty good party room if anyone is looking for a place to have a birthday party.
(3)Kristen F.
Joe's is good to watch sports and live music. They bring in some big name bands (Lt Dan Band, Bret Michael's, etc.). The back room is huge and will be set up with long tables for sports and then cleared for a concert. Plan to check out Hairbanger's Ball and Then Again for some great cover songs (both bands are regulars). They can hold 1500-2000 people and have been known to pack them all in so it can get crowded. Get there "early" for something to eat and you can usually avoid paying the cover for whatever concert is playing. Big Ten fans, it's an Illinois and Indiana bar first and also part Michigan (other non Big Ten colleges too) so if you are not an Illinois fan, stay away during basketball season, they get crazy.
(5)julie a.
tim mcgraw was at joe's last night. being huge tim mcgraw fans, we got there at 3 so we could be close to the front. when we checked in, our tickets didn't scan in right (turns out there was a problem scanning in all tickets that were bought at joe's vs. on ticketmaster, but being the first one to come in with those tickets, they hadn't discovered this yet). instead of assuming something was possibly wrong with the scanning process and we had actually bought our tickets (which of course, we had), the "bouncers" at joe's immediately started accusing us of having fake tickets. they were rude, arrogant and evasive when we tried to explain/ask questions. we had once bouncer say "we know these aren't real" while another continually kept barking "where did you get these?" finally another bouncer ordered us to get out of the way while people with "REAL" tickets came in. to make things worse, once they called ticketmaster to legitimize our tickets were real, they didn't apologize, nor did they let us return to the spot in line that we'd waited hours for. instead we were ushered to the back of the line. absolutely no reason we should have been treated like that... 1 star for the joe's bar staff.
(1)jay d.
this is the only sports bar in Chicago that i was not allowed to wear a baseball cap, i was walking in and the guy at the door said "you cant wear a basball cap!" in my head i thought "what kind of a sports bar would not let you wear a baseball cap", i thought this was wierd, but whatever its there bar, i dont think i want to go to a "sports bar" and NOT be able to wear my baseball cap, so for this i dont think i would ever go there again, and another thing, the place is so big it takes forever to get a beer, not worth it at all.
(1)gary g.
this place is bad. everything is sticky from the floor to the bar to bathrooms. there is always toliets overflowing and anybody that works there doesnt seem to care. a good bar special on tuesday but its packed by 7 and its just a bad crowd overall.
(1)woofgang q.
Haha, Joe's....haven't thought about you in years. I'll add you to my list of places that deserve to be razed and redeveloped as a condo development. Though in all fairness, I do have some fond memories at your place.
(1)daniel w.
I came here with my dad about a year ago when I was visiting Chicago. This is a great bar to watch sports at! There are TV's everywhere and they had every game on. Now that I'm living in Chicago I may be going back to watch a few games here!
(4)Matt N.
Chicago's Best Sports bar that also host bands such as the "hairbangers Ball" --a hair band that brings us back to the early 80's. A great spot for College football nuts
(4)Kelly S.
I have been to Joe's many times and thought I had an okay time. I get annoyed with there lack of food selection and their absolute refusal to substitute anything. Apparently I haven't left there sober before because after this last trip I was absolutely revolted by the place. It only gets two stars because it does a good job of showing sports games with the gazillion TV's. The reasons however that they only get two are two-fold. One after the end of the NCAA championship game they immediately brought the lights up to full bright and began kicking everyone out, very annoying since we had 10 people and drinks left. Secondly, when we got the bill at the end of the night I was dumbfounded, absolutely dumbfounded. I paid for Martini Park and got crap food, cheap beer and only adequate service. I asked for a veggie burger no bun or fries and was surprised that I actually got it, but on the bill it was $10.50 and I swear the menu said something like $6.50... On top of that we where charged $6 for Amstel Light, freaking Amstel Light I was dumbfounded and utterly annoyed. my friends cocktail was $12 and served in a plastic glass. I mean come on. I will be thinking long and hard about ever going back there only to be scuttled out after the game and get charged a ridiculous amount of money.
(2)Jenny I.
Ew, sports bar. Too packed full of dudes wearing Cool Water. I'd rather cry in my boyfriend's Mercury Tracer.
(3)Julia B.
I like this bar for three things: 1)awesome/huge beer garden 2) hairbangers 3)watching sports on the big screen tv's. This bar is huge! You can fit so many people in here. If there's a big game on -you'll love coming here to watch!
(3)Michelle W.
Aside from being crammed with people, this bar is pretty fun when you have some band like Hairbanger's Ball playing. It is all about having a cheesy good time when at Joe's. Average priced drinks, good fun and reasonable covers for bands as covers go. They get an extra star for having the full name "Joe's on Weed"...get's me every time.
(3)Liliana S.
I've been here a couple times for concerts and had a blast., Its huge and it is a decent place for sporting events..however, its not a place I would frequent that often.
(3)Scott C.
Good sports bar to watch a game at. Lots of TV's and they have good drink specials. Also they do tend to have great bands at times but the line snakes around the corner so it kind of discourages you from wanting to wait in it. At least I don't want to wait in it.
(4)Kelli M.
Good place to watch football during the season. During a regular weekend, I've always been there when bands are playing....most bands aren't too great (C&C Music Factory!) The crowd is really mixed as far as age - mostly early 20s but you'll see some older men as well.
(2)Robyn N.
This place is great for watching sports and catching live music with a group of friends. It is a huge bar with an outdoor beer garden, yet people still seem to pack the place. Check out their website to see what band's are playing: joesbar.com
(3)Kristin A.
This place is huge and has great music. It gets super crowded though, so make sure you go early if you want a table. Also, there is usually a cover to get in, so be prepared.
(3)Mary W.
OK bar! I could barely walk in this place though b/c there were tooooooo many people when I went! But the night I was there ( a Friday night) girls got in and drank for free! Always a plus
(3)Shannon W.
This is an excellent sports bar with so much space to fit everyone on game day. There are so many tvs in this place there is something for everyone to watch. The drinks are good and the spinach artichoke dip is even better although the chips are bland.
(4)Doug p.
decent sports bar not my favorit, they do have great drink specials though, tuesday night is 25 cent drafts, and two dollar pictures. they also have a lot of live music
(3)David H.
I believe the only time I really come here is when there's a corporate sponsored party. In this case, there was lots of great beer and liquor being served, many rooms and a roof deck---- and lots of people. Loud music. Joe's is a fun place to hang for music, drinks and de-stressing. The area has improved quite a bit, but definitely a good ride from downtown Chicago. At these parties, it's sometimes difficult to find taxi transportation due to the supply/demand issue when you have hundreds of heavy partiers leaving at the same time. I was not one of them having learned from past experience. Main takeaway--- have fun, chill out, and bring lots of money.
(3)Matt M.
If your ass and tits aren't pushed up or sagging out at this bar than don't walk in the door..... I mean lets be honest a waitress is a mix of a stripper and alcohol enforcer. The coronas here are flowing like the Niagara falls. Great spot, great vibe. This place is a 5 star and if you have seen my track record with women i am a creditable source straight from Wikipedia. O ya sorry i forgot to request some food... Ya don't come here if you want to eat Jared from subway. Take it easy y'all Kobe Bryant
(5)Jason H.
Ugh. Ordered food through GrubHub and it took almost two hours to arrive (15 minute drive at most, and 40+ minutes late according to the estimate). They had forgotten the pizza we ordered so they sent another driver with it, who thankfully arrived within five minutes of the first one. Naturally, all of the food was cold by this point. Gf's tacos were "ok" by her measure. We had a buffalo chicken dip that I could have made - no frills, no twist, just very plain. Having to microwave it may have taken away from the taste. Separate paragraph for the buffalo chicken pizza. Now, had I realized Joe's was a bar (listed as Joe's on Weed on GrubHub, didn't think anything of it) I would have picked something more akin to bar food. This thing was a disaster. Basically you had fried chicken (burnt to a crisp I might add), blue cheese, celery, and wing sauce all haphazardly thrown onto a burnt pizza dough. There were more bald spots than a winter lawn. And it really was just stuff tossed onto a dough and cooked - it wasn't cohesive, didn't feel like pizza at all. Just odd and disappointing. But you best believe I ate the hell out of it after the delay. Definitely will not order takeout from here again, and judging by some of the reviews it doesn't sound like too pleasant of a place in person either.
(1)Suzanne P.
Came here for a Steelers game...and although they lost (NOOOO), this bar is awesome. I like that there are a million tv screens to pick from. And Rolling Rock for $3???? Yes please. I ordered a Greek Salad (I know, I know, typical, a girl orders a salad as her bar food). But, it was delicious!!!! It was so fresh and had so many delicious components. I really appreciated that they didn't skimp on the artichokes, and it wasn't just iceberg lettuce either. I would order that salad again in a heartbeat. My friends got a Margarita Pizza and it was pretty fantastic. Service was kind of slow, but no big deal. I'll be back for sure!
(4)Aaron N.
This is a great freaking bar. As a sports bar, it's up there as one of the best in Chicago. If you're going to go, definitely go on Tuesdays, when there are $2 pitchers, quarter beers, and slamming music. Another great part about this bar are the concerts! I'm not even a country music fan, but the atmosphere and the up-close and personal feel you get with the artist, is unbelievable and can't be beaten. The service is awesome and its always a great time. Get there!
(4)Amy M.
If you are a country music fan, there is NO place like Joe's in Chicago. I went for the Dierks Bentley concert, and I never want to leave!!! There are three bars in the back, and I never had to wait to get drinks. The bartender remembered me every time. The bathroom is close, and there was never a line. The venue is small and intimate, and there is no bad spot to stand. So if you come here to see a show, consider yourself lucky. I have been there once before in college to watch a game and for the extremely cheap drink specials, and it has a pretty fun atmosphere. But I'd definitely say it's an unforgettable spot to see a concert.
(5)Jose B.
Good deals, pretty good food, had a blast, although the busy days arent always the same.... its weird... lol
(4)Jeff H.
This is THE spot to see terrible music. If you've been looking for a place that books crappy bands or you just loooove sing-along songs, then look no further. If it's one thing I hate it's cover bands. Hate...them. Hate paying a cover to see them even more. What a waste of musical ability. If you can play well enough to cover difficult songs written by amazing bands or even awful songs by awful bands, then for fuck's sake write some of your own songs. I realize that tearing up a version of Bad Medicine for some drunken Top 40 lovers is a safe way to pay the bills, but c'mon! And, when it's not a cover act, then it's most likely some horrible new pop-country act along the vein of Carrie Underware or Rascal Flats who think that just because they visited grandpa's farm for a week every summer as a kid or rode a horse once, makes them qualified to sing about swimmin' holes, corn fields, and rodeos. Whatev. It's huge, loud, and it has live music. If that's all you need for a good time then have at it. The only reason I gave it a generous two stars is because if you come early on a week night, it's not a bad place to get some cheap drinks. However I certainly wouldn't make a special trip just for that.
(2)Arlene C.
Good place for wings and beer. Great place to watch all SPORTS GAMES. NBA time.
(3)Nikki C.
domestic Beer - good Bar food - good beer garden which is dog friendly during the day - good Customers - mixed, but its a sports bar/ music venue so you get what is expected. Staff - like most people, some good, some suck, some just need the right "inspiration" ..this is chicago so TIP your bartenders and waitresses!!! ironically I used to DJ here for a little bit a few years back on wed. nites, though i was paid by a promoter,so I never actually worked for "joes", the back dj booth is small and for those above 5'8", expect to crouch as the vent goes above your head. The gear and sound kind of suck, but is expected in a huge warehouse without proper sonic treatment but no worse than most other venues where the 'DJ" experience is an afterthought and alcohol and cleavage can minimize the desire for sonic quality. leave your hangups at the door, expect the worse, get a little bit better, and be happy as cold domestic beer should help get you into a primal social mood.
(3)Alex C.
great place to see the fights, small cover charge and standard drink prices, but the food is terrible. Don't come there hungry they will fill you up with some processed cheap lard and goo
(3)Lindsey C.
I really like Joe's! Great sports bar. I also saw an outdoor concert on their patio which was pretty well done. They had $3.75 Coor light pitchers on a Sunday which was a great deal. LOTS of TVs showing every relevant game, plus 2 little TVs at our booth. The wings are RIDICULOUSLY good!!!! They make them on their smoker and the waitress advised us to order the sauce on the side - great recommendation!!! You can taste the delicious smokiness of the wings and then dip them in teriyaki, BBQ, etc.
(4)scott s.
Cheap Pizza Cheap Beer
(3)Ana B.
I have been to Joes 2 tuesdays so far... Cover price---10... i guess its ok? free would be BETTER! dude that checks ids take his sweet ass time to look at my face and my id...! music--- Spanish please?? All they play is the lates club music which i dont mind but dancing to some salsa or bachata would make it better! Drinks---.i always order a $4 cranberry vodka same as my girl...ive drank a total of 7 for both days ive been there and all We taste is Cranberry! i just think they put more cranberry juice so we can buy more!!! I personally dont do beer pitchers which are 2 dollars but the beer they give is coors light...is that good? idk ive heard its more water than beer? It does have alot of bars to ask for drinks which is nice... dance floor pretty big but it definitely gets crowded around 1130pm Bathroom-- they have two ladies keeping the bathroom in order and clean they have essentials on the counters and are always nice! Coat check--- real small 3 dollars ...and the girl is super nice give her a tip! my biggest DISLIKE! by 1145pm you have people dancing with the pitchers on their hand and sticky slippery floor! both days ive been there ive come out with dirty shoes! :( one thing i like is they put like 4 slow jam songs at the end of the night... Hope the review helps those that go in on tuesdays! :)
(3)Virginia T.
I would never have thought of visiting Joe's, but they hosted Michelle L'Amour's Lipshtick! so I went, and it was a decent venue. It was still decidedly very "frat boy" in there, but it *is* a sports bar after all. I was happy that they had Shiner Bock and Fat Tire on draft, but disappointed at the $5.50 price and the plastic cups. The PA was a little loud (I left with ears ringing), but the stage seemed nice, the staff was ok, etc. There is another Michelle L'Amour & the Chicago Starlets show coming up there on October 15th [Thriller! (I hardly know her...) Halloween BOO-lesque spectacular!], and I'm already planning on going, and will maybe even try their food (which looked decent) this time. $20min to open a tab
(4)Demetrius W.
I can't believe I haven't reviewed this place. It's awesome! I've never had a bad night at Joe's. I've only been on cheap beer night also known as Tuesdays though. You cannot beat $2 pitchers! I don't care what type of cheap beer it is. Drink beer, watch some sports, dance a little and hit on drunken girls. If that's not your idea of a good time, you will hate this place. I want to give it 5 star so bad but I can't. The bathroom wait for the men is out of this world terrible. I once came in the summer and not only did I wait 5-10 minutes but I had to use a port-o-potty outside in the alley. That was a pretty gross experience. The bathroom inside for men in this HUGE place only has a Toilet and a urinal. That's crazy especially since beer is only $2 a pitcher. Expect long lines on Tuesday especially if it's college break! I don't valet because it doesn't get you in any faster. It's cheap beer night and I'll park 4 blocks away at Best Buy before I valet :)
(4)Vickie L.
This place is pretty frat-tastic. Come here to feel young again, or old because everyone seems so young. Used to come here all the time to watch Oklahoma football games - Alumni club gathers here (I am an Illini, my bf is a Sooner - had to make sure I clarified). This is a great place to watch the 11am morning games as seats are decently easy to get and it's not as busy. Wait staff is hit or miss, sometimes I get an awesome waitress, other times you had to stand on your chair to flag down someone. Food - everything is pretty good for your standard bar food. Pizza is always tasy, ask for ranch sauce. We always get the Death Valley wings - a great mix of sweet and spicy - YUM. Definitely try those out. And they're usually pretty big sized too. If you go for a 2pm or 6pm game - GOOD LUCK trying to get a seat. People usually linger after the 11am games, or the games go long, so you have to tough it out and wait. Another thing that stinks though is when they have a band at night, then the band will start practicing and tuning up while the games are still on - very distracting. There are two main bathrooms. They are both all wood, it's kind of dirty, you feel like you're in a barn. One in the front room, and another in the back larger room (where the stage is). The one in the front room only has 2-3 stalls, but it's usually not crowded. Get this - in the bathroom in the larger back room, they have a frickin BATHROOM ATTENDANT! Hello, it's 2pm Saturday and my hands are dirty from eating chicken wings. Not the place for a bathroom attendant. I trek it to the first room and use that bathroom instead.
(3)Alexis B.
Aside from other things, Joe's has always annoyed me for its size alone. I don't necessarily need a hole in the wall, but this bar has always been a bit much. There is a large sports bar in the front, with a larger performance venue just behind, a smaller room with tables just off of the performance venue, and a beer garden. It may be great for others, but for a routine night out, I prefer a cozier setup. I've been here once for a friend's birthday party and most recently on a date. Both times it was the band that was playing (Mike and Joe) that led us here. For the party we were anchored to a room adjacent to the performance venue because our drink package was only valid at that specific bar. The birthday girl was disappointed because she'd chosen Joe's for the band, and we missed a large amount of the show getting drinks next door. It also didn't help that our room looked like a local pizza place with its booth heavy setup and bright lights. On my most recent visit, my date and I saw Mike and Joe again. Since we weren't limited to one specific bar, we got to enjoy the entire show. As always, the band was great, however once the show ended, the whole place went to shit! The band finished their last set at 3 and the bar remained open until 5. After listening to Alternative covers all night, I'm not sure why the person in charge thought we'd welcome the idea of "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears being played LOUDLY. The night had been going really well, and we would have probably closed the bar out, but after finding no solace in the beer garden, we headed home. The bar books some great music acts (Hairbangers, Mike and Joe, Maggie Speaks), but doesn't offer much else to a weekend.
(2)Jo N.
25 cent beers and 2 dollar pitchers is amazing and deserves 5 stars but I'm rating the bar, the service and the employees all as 1 star only because I can't give half stars. They claim to be a club when clearly it is a sports bar with country music half the week. They don't allow you to wear white undershirts. I'm talking Hanes undershirts that aren't seen with numerous layers of clothing over it. (Yes, the bouncer saw the white neck collar under another t-shirt and long sleeve, made me take it off, stick it in my girlfriends purse, get back in line only to be denied for questioning why I can't wear a Hanes undershirt.) This was the final straw as I've been a regular every Tuesday for the specials and have just had enough of the half star establishment They also have 9 dollar pizzas which are delicious if you could get a booth or a table and enjoy them. You need to get there by 7 at the latest if you have any hope for a table or booth. The line sometimes go around the block and they take their sweet time letting everyone in even though there is plenty of space. (This bar is huge!) I would think the idea is to get everyone in fast so they could start spending money. I guess the managers need to be updated. Now I've mentioned how big this place is and there's plenty of areas. Me and a few friends, two of which have never been to Joes traveled from the Northside to enjoy their Tuesday special only to be denied entrance because of a private party. The private party was supposedly going on even though the front was next to empty and no one was in line. This goes back to the managers not realizing the point is to get people in and spending money. OK there may have been a small private party in another portion of the bar like in the back and upstairs but it seems that is what different sections are for in a place like that. I'm tired if yelping, don't go here unless your willing to risk the bouncers not noticing your undershirt, getting a table or turned away for whatever reason. However, it is a recession and 2 dollar pitchers are necessary to some peoples survival. Me, I've had enough of their stuck up attitude like they have something special inside beside cheap drinks.
(1)Matthew P.
I have been going here every Wednesday night in July for a Corn hole tournament. They have 5 dollar Coors light pitchers and free popcorn. The bar tender accidently filled up my pitcher with blue moon! A solid mistake on her part. The only time I really enjoy myself at Joes is during IU basketball games. The place becomes flooded with fellow Hoosier alumni. And if its one thing I know fellow alumni love to binge drink; and what do you know, Joes is the perfect place to destroy your body with liquids.
(3)Emilee S.
So, after my rave review I must change my thoughts. This place is crap. Management is CRAP. Food is ok (typical bar food but tasty). Waitresses are ok except for one braud who smoked 90 cigs in the patio area instead of asking how we were. I saw one of Managers doing shots and there was a hair in my drink, I was told it was "my" hair. My hair is blond this hair was brown. NEVER AGAIN. PURE SHI* Hole.
(1)Ryne D.
Went to 90's night here last month. Thanks to the cover band Uncle Jesse's Hair, I had the time of my life. Also, I threw up outside my building. Awesome time!
(5)Jim P.
Came from Dallas for Pat Green at Joe's as part of a long weekend trip. We had no clue what to expect. Very pleasantly surprised upon arrival, met three different people on staff just getting in the front door. They were great! We had VIP pre-arranged tickets, and they were worth every penny. Open bar was included! We were eye level to Pat, 40 feet from the microphone.
(5)James V.
Joe's is A-OK. It's got a million televisions, low-to-decent quality pub grub and cheap drinks. There's often live entertainment and the staff are really friendly. The crowds it attracts, on the other hand, can be quite questionable. If you really like listening to Journey at least once an hour, enjoy Coors Light, and absolutely love the NFL, you're going to feel great here. If not, you can still probably manage to have a good time on the dance floor. Also, I've had most of the things on the menu here, and I have to recommend the white pizza above all else. After that, the chicken Parmesan sandwich.
(3)Michael D.
The actual employees here are cool, but the place can get crazy packed on some nights. A lot of space, though. More or less your college bar, but in the city. Don't expect to get your food in a reasonable amount of time if it's busy - the service is either quick or slow. The IU nights are definitely a highlight, though - huge alumni network in Chicago and they've been able to bring some big names in (from both the University - think Crean - and the music scene in general).
(3)Kati L.
We did a bachelorette party here. Well done. Reserved space and a champagne toast made us feel welcomed. Gabby an Peter did a great job of making the corner of the "red room" feel like a VIP lounge. Great service. Know their customers and a good bar.
(4)Mike P.
An unpredictable place. I've had great times here, and I've had some of the crappiest nights of my life here. Actually, they weren't crappy per Se, just so uneventful that I could have given someone $10 to hit me in the head with a hammer, and it would have been more fulfilling. Great happens when Hairbanger's Ball plays, because then it combines my two favorite things, beer and Tesla covers. Is it just me or is hair metal the best music to drink to? I don't know, if I'm drink gin and tonics, it should be jazz or piano bar music. If it's Hennessey, then I like to listen to Snoop Dogg, but if I'm drinking Coors Light, it just seems like I should be listening to AC/DC. Maybe that's just me....what were we talking about? Oh yeah! Joe's. The bad nights are when the band in the back sucks, and it's too crowded up front to get adequate service. The parking situation is terrible, so plan on springing for valet. Of course one of the greatest text messages I've ever received was from my wife, after she watched the Sox game at Joe's: "...At hogs n honeys. in line to ride bull" Good times! I throughly enjoyed rubbing those bruises ;) grrrrr.
(3)Kevin A.
LIKE THE GRAND CANYON... If the Grand Canyon were filled with scores of drunk people drinking out of plastics cups, bumping into each other and puking in the bathroom. So basically nothing like the Grand Canyon. Despite all this, I actually had a decent time in this cavernous temple of drunkitude seeing Hairbanger's Ball. Don't think I'd come back for any other reason to see a band though.
(3)Dayne K.
I went to Joe's last night (Thursday) and it was a fricking blast. I got there around 1230 and it was packed! I am pretty new to Chicago but it was seriously the most fun I have had since I moved here. It is by no means classy or posh and I would definitely ONLY recommend it for people around 21-25. It is obvious they cater to that group (at one point in the night they played an old school britney, nsync, backstreet boys and third eye blind song back to back and the whole crowd was screaming along every word like we were in 5th grade again). People in other reviews complained about getting stepped on or pushed.. and yes, this might happen at some point in the night.. I just let it go and kept dancing. Everyone seems to be there to just have a good time and dance with their friends and get a little wasted so if that is your goal as well, don't miss this place!
(4)Silky O.
This large venue is a great place to see live entertainment and get all crunked up. The bar is very spacious with both indoor and outdoor areas with the ability to fit several human beings. The front of the bar (as well as the back) is well suited for watching sports. In the rear of the place, a stage supported by 4 bars, and sometimes satellite bar stations allows you to find another drink quickly in BOM (Black Out Mode). One final note, A Bacci Pizza joint is convieniently located less than 2 blocks away.... enough said. -Your forbidden lover, Silky
(4)Lou R.
I caught word of $2 pitchers on a Tuesday at a sports bar and there was nothing left to ask, LET'S GO!!! The $8 cover was decent and if I had my college ID I could've saved $3. The crowd was male by a wide majority and I flashed back to Iowan bar hop nights. The beautiful young ladies my party crossed paths with were excellent company and shared a few slices of a nice pizza over our Coor's Light pitchers. I don't think I'd dig the place with the later weekend nights, due to the possibilities of quite the bit of overcrowding. I do plan on heading back over Tuesday though.
(3)Wayne C.
So I was on vacation for a week and hadn't Yelped in a while. I knew my friend's birthday at Joe's was upon my return and was excited to rip it a new one. But I won't? I had a good time? It probably helped that I was drunk before I showed up, had on some new clothes, and got a free shot after this total douche spilled his previous shot on my friend's head and met my pugnacious attitude. What's with me lately? The spill-ee actually received TWO free shots. That's how I roll. He coulda spilled on me. Seriously. It's come to that. Plus, the Zack Morris of my high school was there and his group was trying to mack! Always gratifying! I'm not saying go here for a laid-back evening. I'm not even saying go here. I'm just saying I had a good time. And what.
(3)Amy J.
I've only been here on live trivia night (Wednesdays) but it is SO much fun! I have to admit, I walked in thinking I'd know a lot more than I did. It's hard! But you get to play as a table and the prizes are fun (bar tabs and such). It is just a fun interactive thing to do if you're ever bored on a Wednesday. Oh, and pitchers of beer are $5.00, always a good thing. I don't know much about what goes on here other than Wednesday nights, so I can't speak for the concerts/weekend crowd. But, I've been here a few times for trivia now and always been happy with the service, the crowd, and the trivia of course. Check it out.
(4)keem k.
I used to go to Joes every Tuesday because they had two dollar pictures but my last few visits have caused me to realize how lame this place is. First off the cover charge of 3 dollars before 9 and 10 dollars after 9 is a rip off. they try to convince you its 2 dollar pictures but the cover is more that's not a deal. The second issue i have with Joes is the bouncers they have a dress code supposedly, is this a bar or a club? It don't stop there if you thought i was done. The bartenders are shitty and have bad attitudes. Last but not least the DJ has the same rotation, i am tired of hearing Ushers OMG and DJ got us Falling in Love. Please the Dj needs some new music its lame already. Joes you can kiss my ass. There are many bars in Chicago that kicks Joes ass. Joes is a rip off and not worth it, i wont spend another dime there.
(1)sarah p.
BEST PLACE TO SEE A CONCERT!!!! but other than that its nothing special.
(5)Jimmy D.
My girlfriend works here so naturally I like it cause I can get in for free. The drinks are pretty cheap and the pizza is actually the bomb. I've had it drunk and sober and I must say it is good. Good place to watch the fights because they have a million huge TVs everywhere and the place itself is pretty huge with a few different rooms so you can change it up all in one place. Since I'm a variety person, I can dig that.
(5)Emily B.
I love this bar! I'm a huge country fan and I love the live music here. The food is also great especially the BBQ! This is my go to spot for county concerts! Its also a great spot to watch football games. They have tons of tvs and are sure to have your game on.
(5)Bonnie L.
Oh my god this place is a sports fan's wet dream!! There were so many college football games on I couldn't even concentrate on eating. Though their food was surprisingly really good! I had the egg rolls appetizer, which was really tasty. It was cooked well too, not too crispy and not too soggy. And they had this really good sour/sweet mustard dipping sauce. I'm a big fan of their food... well, and their beer bucket deal. 5 or 6 Coors Lights for $15. Now that's a good deal, I don't care what you say about Coors Light I think it may have been a special deal though, for this date auction that was going on. This place is quite efficient, as they have that sports bar up front hosting the date auction and a rock concert venue in the back. Some country band called Stoney LaRue was playing, who were actually pretty good, and I don't even like country. Well, at this point we were also a bunch of CL's and 3 "Joe's Party Punch" drinks down (which were also surprisingly good, like a Long Island Iced Tea but green), so no wonder live country sounded good. So it was super fun to just run back and forth and watch some men try to get money for dates and then go back and pound a beer and rock out to some country. Ha! OH and the food was super cheap!! I had split the bill into food and booze, and the food alone was less than $10/person. Great bar food for cheap = 1 star Great beer deals = 2 stars Country concerts = 1 star Emptied out by like 10:30 p.m. on a Thursday = missing 5th star
(4)Nisha E.
BOO. Came here with a group (a LARGE group) of co-workers. We all worked down the street, so we thought we would have our dinner at a nearby restaurant/bar.. gotta support the neighboring businesses, right? NOT anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! The service here was horrible. Ok, let me clarify: The water was refilled quickly, the complimentary popcorn came right as we sat down, and was refilled quickly also. It was our waitress that just didn't care, and had a major tude! Examples: Friend A : "What kind of red wine do you have?" Waitress: "Merlot" Friend A: "Oh, that's it?" Waitress: "Ya." ---walks away-- Friend B: "Can I get the fresh squeezed lemonade?" Waitress: "We don't have fresh squeezed lemonade" Friend B: "Oh, 'cause it says here..." --( turns head to make eye contact w/ waitress, BUT, waitress has already walked away ). Me : "I'm going to pay for my food, and his on this card. Here you go" Waitress: "There's a 20 dollar minimum if you are using a card" Me : "That's fine, our food and drinks together should be ok" Waitress: You guys are really making this difficult. Whatever. (walks away) __ On a side note: I've been to this bar when I was in college for concerts and it was fun...!! I'd love to give more stars for that...buuuut I won't. Just because that one waitress ruined it for me. Boo. again. ______ **UPDATE** 3/20/08 The manager at Joe's had sent me a message, asking us to give Joe's Bar another chance. The offer was to the entire group, and we will take them up on the offer. I added the stars for their effort in making sure I myself and my friends had a good experience. A group of friends will be making their way back to Joe's for a night out--unfortunately I will not be there to enjoy the fun, but I am sure that everyone at Joe's will make sure they have a great time! I was going to head over to a concert at Joe's in early April--but unfortunately I was sick to my stomach that night so we did not attend.... :( I'm sure I would have had a great time
(3)Anali E.
2 dollar Pitchers, Quarter Beers, and hits from the late 90s? YES! My dream come true...The only problem is finding seating earlier in the night, the dumb 10 dollar cover charge, and the dumb bartenders who don't give you your change back. Otherwise, don't be ashamed to dance the night away to Backstreet Boys and TLC since basically everyone around you is on your level.
(4)Neil R.
Joe's has renovated a lot since the last time i was there. All tvs other than the projected were LCDs. The place is huge with room to spare for superbowl Sunday. I am unsure of the prices since a friend works there but its always a good time when I go. Staff and patrons are usually friendly and are all about having fun. They usually have great cover bands and its a great place to go if you dont want to hit up a club. The hawaiian pizza and BBQ chicken pizza were awesome, the vege pizza was ok since there wasn't any meat in it. Would I go again? Sure.
(5)Melissa D.
Great place to go if you are in college. Especially on a Tuesday. 2 dollar pitchers. Awesome. This place was butts to nuts though. You seriously could not move around. Luckily my friend worked her magic and got us upstairs. The security guy was really nice. We hung out on the couches and had access to the bar. Awesome. We had to wait forever to use the bathroom. I think there is only one. The line to get in, if you don't get there early can take up to an hour to get in. Ehh... it was fun, but I doubt I'd ever go again on a Tuesday night... :)
(3)JP L.
Went for a Bears playoff game. Top notch place if you like the sports bar atmosphere. AMPLE TV's. Seriously. Every single direction. Food was decent and what I expected for sports-bar fare. 2 stars deducted for being totally packed (which may or may not be a good thing depending on who you are) and for a being a little pricey for even the cheap beer. And they ran out of Coors Light, the cheapest of the cheap. Not cool when you're in the midst of a vicious football cockfight...
(3)Carol K.
Sports bar? Did I miss that part? For I always think of Joe's on Weed as THE place for live country music in Chicago! The front part is probably the sports bar part while the back area is an intimate stage area with a couple of bars on the main floor and another upstairs in the VIP section. I went most recently to see Old Dominion which was excellent. The bartenders at the main bar were super friendly and accommodating and this wasn't easy given all the 20 somethings yelling for "more beer!" Since I had a VIP wristband I was able to sit up in the more comfortable VIP area upstairs. There are couches and tables up there and even a private staircase at the front that lets the VIP's down to stage left to see the show close up and personal. If I had a gripe, it was that my server asked for not only my credit card to run a tab, but my drivers license. And she kept them telling me it was how they do it. I don't know about you but I have been in many bars over the years and this is the first time I have ever been asked to give up my ID. Made me very uncomfortable and that got even worst when I cashed out and my ID and credit card were not in the folder. Turns out they gave me the wrong bill but I did have a slight moment of panic! The beer is cheap, the service is good and the music is even better. Thanks Joe's for keeping me in touch with my "country side"!
(4)Jennifer P.
It's a different perspective when you're VIP for a Dylan Scott concert. I really can't stand Country music. It all changes when you know the band manager and you're not paying for drinks. I actually ended up meeting both of the owners for Joe's. My evening closed out with taking photos with Mr. Scott himself on the tour bus. All of which turned out terrible of me. Oh well. It was a good time, but if you know me, you know I absolutely hate sports bars of any kind. I won't ever go back unless it's for the same kind of experience. To everyone involved, thanks for the experience!
(4)John D.
The bartender seemed very upset and had an unwelcoming demeanor. The place seemed like it was unmanageable frat party. People are being obviously over served almost intentionally. Overall bad experience, I wouldn't go here again if they paid me.
(1)Karolina T.
I finally made it out to Joe's from Boy Band Night after my friend won some free tickets and was pleasantly surprised. They have a very large bar area and also a separate large concert area. The drinks were not overly priced, although they were also very water down. Another surprise was that even for being very crowded, the view of the stage was pretty good where ever you stood. I had a great time dancing to DJ Gusto after the concert after the band finished playing, and I though they went on for a really long time! I'm coming back next week for Josh Abbot Band, and I definitely want to come back some day to hang out in their bar area as well as rooftop patio which supposedly allows dogs on Mondays!
(4)Ramsey B.
Great tasting wings (buffalo)...very meaty. Don't waist your time with the mini cheeseburger slider appetizer. They are served in 3 and are reminiscent of the sample sizes you can eat at Sam's Club for FREE. Plenty of large screen TVs and 2 large projector screens in the back area to watch a Chicago sports event, such as yesterday evening's Black Hawks game.
(3)Christine S.
Joe's is the go-to place in Chicago for country shows. They draw top acts in and it's always a blast! Where else can you get that close to your favorite country singers? Most shows sell out, and it gets super crowded...but the tickets are usually pretty cheap...so if you can rough the crowds, you'll be fine. Drinks are very reasonably priced. The bathroom lines move surprisingly quick for how many people are at the bar. I haven't had a bad concert experience here and hope that continues. Fingers crossed!
(4)Gerry X.
Good food....open space. some of it was closed off due to a private improv show... and it was busy cause apparently they were all waiting to get in there. Once the line for people to get in went down, there was still a few people to make the place comfortable, and then next door was the OTB area where people were glued to the boob tubes and the bar. Parking was packed so we had to walk a little over a block to get there, but our food came promptly. Now originally....I was going to rate this place 5 stars....then i remembered our waitress. She was nice....did not come all the time to check on us....it was busy with other people get that. It was the minute we paid for the check she had grabbed the signature and before the ink was dry she was on her way and barely got a thanks or a good night.....I don't know what she said because she was already a step away from us and we at that time was already a closed chapter in that book. I worked in many spots in services...clothing sales, computer sales, and the service industry....Papagus in downtown Chicago (which is no longer there) Customer service is huge....and I do not need to tell anyone the reasons why...So yeah I felt like he went through the motions as a matter of form....if that makes sense.
(4)Katy K.
No longer a Steelers bar, fyi. It is apparently now a Saints bar.
(2)Rinkesh P.
Everyone experiences differ from each other, my first one here was not only bad, it was sad. It felt unwelcoming somehow :(
(1)Jordan K.
Came here to watch some college football last weekend. I can't speak to what it's like to see a concert here or anything like that. First of all, this place is huge, has tons of TVs everywhere and a mix of booths and tables. The beer menu was ok, but nothing special. I had the buffalo chicken tenders with fries. They were good, but again nothing special. Tl;dr I'd go back to meet friends to watch a game, but wouldn't single it out as a place to suggest to go.
(3)Nosy W.
Always go here for sports.. Tons of TV's and it's never overly crowded. The buffalo chicken ANYTHING is my go-to (pizza, dip) we even recently ordered delivery from GrubHub and our order was extremely late. My husband called and the manager comp'd our meal which was very nice. To go beyond that, they sent us a $25 gift card in the mail apologizing. Class act! Customer for life!
(5)Rachel A.
Went there last night and loved the rooftop bar!! There was live music and overall good vibes. There are some pretty nice views of the city from the rooftop which areaways nice to look at while at a bar. The bar was not overcrowded at all which I also appreciated! There was no cover charge.
(5)Carolyn L.
I came here for a dance performance evening a couple of months ago and it was pretty fun. It's a hot spot in the area, it seems. I think the event I was at drew a pretty specific crowd so it wasn't as douchey as I've heard is normal. Service at the bar was quick, the sound was good, and the DJ played some good intro tunes. I wouldn't necessarily go back, but I didn't hate it!
(3)Kamal H.
This place is not only a dump and overpriced. Everyone from the doorman to the bouncers, to the bartenders are inept and have zero ability to use the English language coherently. The place is huge and and has plastic tables and everything is painted black. It's not even dive bar awesome. It's just a dump. Save yourself the trouble and never come here. I didn't know people this dumb could be gainfully employed......
(1)Ryan R.
Pretty lame bar. The atmosphere was weak and left much to be desired. I thought the music would make up for the poor atmosphere but whatever mediocre band they brought in didn't help.
(1)H P.
Very disappoint on drinks, asked for jack n coke and he just provided me coke charging me 8 bucks. Please save your money go somewhere else..
(1)Paul G.
They have jenga and beer pong. It's clearly a college bar. We came her ok a Tuesday night because of the 2 dollar pitchers. The pitchers seemed smaller but at least they had games. They still have an ad for midnight buffet but they haven't been doing for a couple months. Also the 5 dollar pizza stops at midnight. It's an ok place but o haven't really seen it ok the weekends.
(3)John B.
They really need to hire more waitstaff/bartenders. I arrived to meet some people on a Friday evening, and waited more than 15 minutes at the bar for my drink. I could not even get a bartender to service me for my second go around, so left. The sound system really stinks, as I could not make out what the solo acoustic guitarist was singing. Overall, not a good experience.
(1)Peter C.
Omg had an amazing time on weed street!!!!!Jessica, Amanda, and Marisa are amazing servers/bartenders/managers. My friend lost his credit card and they went scoping the whole bar for the card until they found it!!!! Plus a shot for the effort. Great time in chicago.
(5)Amanda M.
My friends and I used to go here regularly on Tuesdays for their beer specials. It was usually a good time. Lots of people but never difficulty finding a place to sit. I hate having to pay cover at this place, especially when there's no band or I don't stay that late for it. The taco salad with chicken is so good!
(3)Lane B.
I think I just had the best Bloody Mary ever. We were a party of 5 and everybody had a wonderful time. Hadn't been here since I was a tourist 11 years ago. Had fond memories of the place so thought I'd revisit after relocating here. Very much improved!!! Mac and Cheese pizza was insane, the Parmesan Garlic fries did not disappoint, the individual tvs at our table were perfect and our server was great. And again an incredible Bloody Mary even though I could have done without the olive. Looking forward to coming back. This visit exceeded my expectations.
(4)Walter K.
This bar was overrun by people in for a concert, thus making it a terrible place to watch sports. Coors Light sponsored the concert, so that was the only drink available. If you truly want a good place in the hood to watch sports, walk over to Sully's.
(2)Araceli R.
i was there last nite 7-9-2014 for a first time because my favorite band argentinian vilma palma e vampiros perform nice place the stage soo close for fans....... i wil try the food next time the only think i dont like lately is that restaurants & clubs have in the ladys rooms some ladys selling candies , perfums , make up you just have to leave a tip wtf is that sharing all that ewwwwww & they have a sings we work for tips !!!!! thats a complain joes "
(4)Alyssa K.
Joe's has a lot of great shows. If you love country music then it is a great place to check out a new artist or an old favorite. The concert space is nice and large with plenty of bars so you can get a drink. Concert tickets are cheap but they make up for it in drink prices. My friend ordered a double shot of Crown on the rocks and the bartender but the most pathetic amount of liquor in the cup. Seriously, full cup of ice with a little sprinkle of alcohol and that was $10. I come from a small town where a bottle of beer cost $2.50 and I know prices here are a lot higher but this was ridiculous.
(3)Beast B.
Years ago this was the best place in Chicago on a Tuesday, now it's crap. $20 cover on a Tuesday after 9pm because it's $2.00 crappy beer night. It's ridiculous, it was dead compared to years ago. The pizza sucks, I've had better frozen pizza. There's better sports bars to go to that don't charge a cover.
(1)Lindsey M.
A nationally recognized concert venue that hosts upcoming and established country artists. To make it in country music as an artist, this would be the target venue to gain real recognition.
(5)Krystal R.
Had a blast here! Food is good, service is good, people there were all chill. The back "room" is huge for bands...so much fun. We saw "Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press" they rocked. We would definitely go back.
(4)Terrence M.
I've been here only 30 minutes and I've been waiting to be served since. I asked the waitress and she told me there were other waitresses around and that they'll be to me as soon as they can. Haven't had a drink but I would like to try the food. I don't think I'll be returning.
(2)Kelsey L.
I absolutely love going to this bar, especially for country concerts. The space allows for a great view from any location and if you get there a little early, you can almost always be close to the stage. The beers are not too expensive and they also have waitresses passing through the crowd selling beers so you don't have to struggle through all of the people to get to the bar. That being said, it is sometimes a challenge to get to the bathroom because it's in the back and it gets pretty crowded. In addition to the concert space, I also love their new rooftop. I have been there on a Blackhawks game day. It was a really sunny day which was great but there's not a lot of shade so it can get hot. We ate delicious pizza and played beer pong. They have two TVs near the bar that you can check for scores but are otherwise hard to see from the seats. Overall, this bar never disappoints. I always have such a good time! And it is closely located near the red line stop.
(5)Kayu T.
I can see this place being awesome for sports and esp horse betting. The drinks were better one after another and the food from what i've seen around were good as well.
(4)Jackie V.
Never setting foot in this place again! Paid money for a show and waited at a table for over an hour only to have to watch a crowd of people be let in to be seated. Customer service at its worst!!!
(1)Jenna S.
Yes, this place can turn into douche-central in the evenings (especially Tuesdays with those crazy cheap beers and on weekends when all the chads and sororistitutes come out in full force) but it's awesome for sports. I am always really happy with the way this bar organizes sports viewings. Just tell them at the door which game you've come to see and they'll direct you to the appropriate part of the bar for viewing. This deliberate seating lends itself to being able to hang out with other fans of your team (or the team you're playing) which gets fun after some beer. The best part of the bar is the front where the booths have TVs at the tables. I love sitting in a booth with my own personal TV that I can control - that way, we can flip between games and see what's happening on other channels. Food is pretty good and reasonably priced. The menu is big enough and has your standard bar apps, burgers, sandwiches, salads, etc. There's always drink specials (Bloodys, beer buckets, pitchers, etc.). They even have a ton of concerts and all kinds of other special events going on during the week, if you're into that sort of thing. Parking in the area can be pretty difficult but there's a small lot across the street that has a paybox for parking that's about $10 on weekends. Not bad if you're gonna be around for a few hours and you can even walk over to Whole Foods.
(4)Bri N.
We attended Joe's for one of their amazing concerts! It's always a fun time! If you're looking for a quieter experience stay up front. In the summer, the rooftop bar is a must! Great views, atmosphere, and there is even a restroom up there! Joe's is always a great place to come for some fun and entertainment! I'll be back again and again!
(5)Christina K.
I ordered delivery, so my experience is a little different from a lot of the other reviewers. The delivery was exceptionally fast. 20 minutes before the estimated delivery time. This was fantastic, but in the rush, the wings I ordered were forgotten. I am giving this restaurant 5 stars though, because the manager Dan exceeded my expectations in resolving this issue. I was really amazed at how much the restaurant wanted to fix the problem. They delivered a fresh set of wings within 20 minutes. I am very happy with how the situation was remedied. The food itself was AMAZING. The wings are the very best I have ever had aside from my husband's special recipe. They have a delicious smoky flavor at first, that slowly becomes the perfect amount of heat. The garlic ranch dip was great as well. The pizza was very good too! It was a great balance of cheese and sauce, with a good amount of pepperoni. Since moving to Chicago, we have been looking for a good non-Chicago style pizza, and I think we have finally found it. Overall, I will definitely be ordering from this restaurant again. the delivery was super fast, and the food tasted perfect. The management is very good at handling situations and made me feel like a valued customer.
(5)Marissa G.
For subpar bar food, over priced weak drinks, and truly terrible service, head on over to Joe's. I am baffled as to why, in this city of culinary and alcoholic bliss, any establishment would serve what Joe's does. Flavorless sliders, anyone? Maybe it was being ignored by two different waitresses for the entirety of my stay, or waiting over an hour for our nasty meals, but I was upset when I left, and it takes monumental and repeated instances of bs for me to finally get upset. Obviously Joe's delivered on that too. Ugh. If it weren't for the amazing live burlesque show I went to see there, I would have walked out.
(1)Scott J.
Typically, Joe's on Weed is a great venue with good service. However, on my most recent trip, the turnover or change in staff really showed in poor fashion. It was Halloween and my wife had asked a bouncer if she could go up on stage with some of the other folks who had Halloween costumes on - he said yes. She started to go up and another bouncer grabbed her and kicked her out. In addition, he was touching her inappropriately and when I told him to stop and that I can handle it, he continued to do so and laughed. Once outside, I requested for her to come back in considering it was a disconnect. One of the outside security people said yes and agreed it was a mistake, while the other laughed and said no and called my wife inappropriate names. It's unfortunate that most of my good experiences can be taken back by poor staff like this, but I don't see myself returning for a while.
(1)Joshua M.
3 Stars for being so disorganized on Kentucky Derby day that the line to bet was around the block. 3 Stars for the clientele the next day when I went to cash my winner. 3 Stars for the woman behind the counter who stared at me instead of asking how she could help me. Does the amusement tax really apply when you're going there to cash a ticket? Somehow I feel like not placing a bet should mean no amusement tax.
(3)Kristine N.
Came here for the Dierks Bentley concert and it looked like a great bar, lots of TV's, & cool atmosphere for sports. But the food was awful. The brisket nachos were leaking grease and lacked any flavor. The chili tasted like it was made from sloppy Joe mix, so disgusting. The parmesan garlic fries were soggy from sitting in a pile of grease. I know it was all bar food but I've never had inedible bar food. To top it off, our waitress was nonexistent pretty much the whole time. I'd go back for more concerts but will not eat there!
(1)Lauren H.
Always a good time for concerts!
(3)Amy D.
We got wings to go. The wings were enormous! We got half Cajun and half Buffalo. The Cajun had a good spice but slightly on the salty side. The buffalo were medium hot at best but the flavor was good. We opted for delivery and the driver was here 40 minutes before the quoted time and our food was still hot. We will definitely order again!!
(4)Ryan P.
It certainly was an awesome experience seeing Eric Church. Some good drinks with some cool people while enjoying good music. Their beers were reasonably priced as well.
(4)Michael P.
This is where me and my friends go to watch New Orleans Saints games when in Chicago and they really treat us well. I'm so glad to see Abita Amber as one of their beer offerings here. Recently, I won a raffle for a Game Day Experience which included a pitcher of a Vodka Lemonade and a pizza for me and my friends. I showed up realizing I forgot the certificate they gave me but the manager was extremely cool about it and allowed us to have our drink and pizza which btw was delicious. Sometimes it's simply the way you are treated by people who work at the establishment that makes all the difference. This was a cool, stand-up guy. Always a fun time that will keep me coming back.
(5)Abby H.
Service was terrible. We hoped to get a few drinks and have dinner before the concert. It took 45 minutes to get our first drink and then another half hour for our food. The order was wrong. The food was just okay. I will go back for a concert but never for food.
(1)Kat D.
I used to come here all the time during football season. I came here about 2 weeks ago with my boyfriend and I left extremely displeased. We ordered their extra hot wings, reg buffalo wings and tacos. The tacos were okay but I wish the tortilla was warm. That really does make a difference in a taco. One of our wing orders came out wrong ... We ordered extra hot wings and received BBQ wings instead. Neither of us are fans of BBQ wings so we sent them back. Apparently they had changed their menu and the person in the kitchen made an executive decision to send whatever flavor he'd think we'd like instead of asking us what we wanted to replace the extra hot wings. After sending the wings back the waitress asked what kind of wings we'd like since they had changed their menu and the sauce we wanted was not available. We settled for the sriracha wings. When we got our wings we were extremely disappointed to realize that the person in the kitchen had taken the wings we had originally and refried them and sent them right back to us. At this point we just settled for the crappy service and even crappier food. An establishment that cares about their patrons wouldn't disrespect them like that.
(2)Lena V.
this is the BEST place in Chicago to see and hear live country music. They bring up and coming bands along with well known country bands to play in their venue. The ticket prices are awesome with $24-$30 being the highest that I have seen and that was when Cole Swindell came a month back. I have brought friends here and they also have fallen in love with Joes. Keep up the good work and have more country nights.
(5)Natalie L.
I have been going to Joe's since my first law school social. I've been there for games, where our small UCLA Chicago contingent is scuttled to a small back room or the VIP area. I was there Saturday night dancing with myself to Sixteen Candles. I have never had a bad time at Joe's. The food is suprisingly decent (mac and cheese bites anyone?), I'm able to access the bar/beer carts well enough to get nice and sauced on a busy weekend, and I've never had an unpleasant encounter with anyone that I didn't already know. That's a pretty decent track record for a giant northside bar over the course of almost 10 years and it was about time that I acknolwedged it!
(4)Brett F.
Identity crisis? Despites its Yelp categorization as a 'Sports Bar', Joe's shines - at least for me - in an area completely un-sports related. I always have (and always will) know Joe's as one thing and that's THE place to be for country music fans in Chicago. It's a concert hall, yo! And a fabulously intimate, fun and fabulous one at that. Nowhere else have I ever been this up close and personal to the talent. Our very own little honky tonk here in Chicago? Who knew! For such a small place, their ability to draw in top tier acts is nothing short of shocking. I've seen Brad Paisley, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood and Jake Owen here... all up close, cozy and chummy as can be with the crowd. Getting groupie fabulous is inevitable here, the proximity demands it. I know, I know. I feel you rolling your eyes already. Country ain't for everybody, I hear it all the time. But if y'all would just give it a chance... Naw? Well, Joe's does have other non-Country bands perform as well. It's certainly not as prevalent as their guns-n-pickups shows, but hey, you can see Rick Springfield there this Summer. Who doesn't love the Ricker? Beers are cheap - thankfully, by concert standards - and a little bar station is even setup right in the middle of the main floor for your imbibing convenience. Totally terrific show-going experience. Five stars for my friend, Joe, his momma, his daddy, his Ford F-350 and the horse he rode in on.
(5)Kathryn M.
Went with a friend tonight, thinking we could just grab something quick to eat. Well, the service and experience was so horrible I am writing my first yelp review. We both ordered tacos, which took 1 hour and 30 minutes to finally arrive at our table. The waitress came by probably 45 minutes after ordering and said "your food will be out shortly." This happened 3 or 4 more times until they finally arrived. We finally asked to get them to go after waiting so long and someone from the kitchen brought them out. When asked what took so long he said "many mistakes." They did comp our bill for the food, but still made us pay 3.00 each for our drinks. When I finally got home and opened my food, my order was also wrong (wrong toppings on tacos). Will not be going back any time soon....
(1)Janet V.
Why are people so harsh on reviews? Well, I love Joe's! I use to go to Joe's on Tuesdays when I was in College. It was the IT spot. Cheap cover, cheap beer 1/2 of pizza! Doesnt get better than this! Last time I was there It was just as great! The last time I attended a country concert, and music, and drinks were on deck!
(5)Kevin T.
I'm torn. Used to love Joe's. Great for sports events, mainly because of the huge space. They were great for the neighborhood. They have concerts and a rooftop, fun events, etc.. Last time I was here the OTB (off track betting) was overflowing into Joe's and it looked a bit shady. I couldn't tell the two apart. This neighborhood needs more social places to go to, bars, restaurants, etc...Joes was a great fit but with the OTB next door it's now attracting a different crowd.
(2)Greg R.
Did not get the place at all?? We were told this was a country bar. This is NOT a country bar. We walked in the front room/bars and saw a bunch of older men watching horse racing that was on every screen. This is a off track betting location. The bar felt like something you would find in a 2 star casino in vegas or at the C gates at Midway airport. Nothing is nice, comfortable or inviting about it. We were told there is a back room where live music is played. Although, there was a concert on later that night and tickets were $10, one of the hostess gave us a quick tour - she was very nice, so 5 stars for service. The stage looked big and it looked like it would be a cool place to see some live music. The crowd however...Something between Panama City spring break & suburb group in the city for a night of partying. Or as my friend likes to say, the land of misfit toys. we saw very few, if any people wearing boots. Since we were not going to stay late enough to make it worth buying tickets to the show and we had no interest in standing around with a bunch of old dudes watching horse racing, we left without buying a drink. Of course, we did spend money....the $12 at the valet that they would not return even though our car had not moved....smooth.
(2)Samantha W.
Got for delivery tonight. Greek salad was great, wings good too. They even deliver fountain soda! But what's with the RC?
(5)Dave S.
Often order from Joe's on @Grubhub. If you do the same, make sure you call the joint and verbally confirm your order. Otherwise you often end up with missing food. Good quality is good.
(3)Mark S.
What the hell did they do to this place? It used to be a good place to watch a game or UFC fights, but by adding in the off track betting element, this place has gone to hell. I can't go in here anymore without feeling like I'm ten minutes away from being shivved by one of the classy clientel in this join. Goodbye Joes.
(2)Rhondi S.
Awesome huge bar in Lincoln Park, Chicago...private party, but huge dance floor and live bar. Plenty of room and flat screen tv's...funnnnnn time!
(3)Amy Y.
Had to come here for parties with my team after our game. We came here on Saturday so there was a cover charge for those without wristband. Completely NOT worth it. The place is spacious all right, but the other reviewers are completely right in that it quickly turned into douche central - guys not in college with backward baseball caps (who does that still), women in their fake everything in heels dressed as if they are going to a fancy 5 star hotel lounge. It gets crowded, dirty, with people stepping on your toes after 10pm as they get progressingly drunker, and aggressive security. There's the front area for some brief moment of quiet relief for those who wanted to talk. Thank goodness. Hope my team never picks this place again.
(2)Stephen V.
Let me classify this, by saying that this is a review for the bar and food. The concert venue is outstanding and my favorite in Chicago. I have attended many events there and will continue to. That being said, I recently attended a concert there on a Tuesday. Tuesday is the night they have $2 pitchers and 25 cent drinks. I knew I'd heard of the deal and was pumped to see it was going on the same night of the show. I walk in the door and they ask me if I was there for the show. I said I was, and they pointed me to where I would pick up my tickets. After receiving my ticket, I proceeded to the bar to order food and drinks. I had a couple drinks, appetizer, and was watching games with my friend when it was time to get the bill and go in the concert. I was astounded to see I was paying full price for the beers, but assumed they weren't doing the special since the concert was going on and I'd heard no mention of it. At this point, the guy next to me gets his ticket to which he expected half off of his pizza, their other special of the night. The bartender said that applied only to certain pieces, and unless you had a wristband you couldn't receive the specials. Made it sound like wristbands were for a special group, and you had to purchase. At this point, I investigate more and turns out everyone can get wristbands free at the door. If you have the wristbands, you get all the specials, and there is no clarification of any kind on only certain pizzas, so I'm thinking that was a lie. I head back to the bar after receiving a wristband, and proceed to get the rest of my drinks at the special price. At this point, I start to notice the bartenders are pulling this same scam on other unsuspecting concert goers. I start cluing some of them in on the wristband thing at which point they return to the front to receive one. The front door, clues into this and stops handing out wristbands to anyone they recognize as a concert goer. I'm sure this is how management has trained them, but this is ABSOLUTELY UNPROFESSIONAL! If you are going to run an absurdly good special on a packed concert night, don't run around trying to scam your customers. I even heard a girl, concert goer without wristband, ask what the specials were, and the bartender's response was "we do not have any". Side note, if there is a concert sponsored by say Coors, then that is the only beer option you will be having all night, whether you are their to watch games or see the show. Other than that, I've been to many college alumni watch party events there. They've got a ton of TV's, great, big, cheap wings, & a lot of attractive waitresses/bartenders. I've also had the chicken fingers and pizza, which are good for bar food. It is a very pleasurable place to watch a game on a Saturday or Sunday. My only complaint on the place before this event was service occasionally being slow.
(2)Nicole M.
Went to Joe's for a sold-out, Friday night show, so I expected the place to be crowded, but this place seemed WAY understaffed. We waited 25 minutes at a table for a server and finally had to flag someone down ourselves just to get a drink and didn't have time to get food before the show. We also had meet & greet which was held IN A BACK STAIRWELL. The venue itself was mid-size and had pretty good sound/lighting but we were packed like sardines and the bars weren't really located in places that allowed you to get drinks easily. Overall this place was ok, but I don't think I would go back.
(2)Liz K.
Joe's is known to be the spot to go to on a TUESDAY night....so this is a Tuesday night review...(because somehow I ended up here on a Tuesday night to find out what the chaos and fuss was about) Go here if... -you are in your early 20's.... -you don't mind paying 12 dollar parking and 5 dollar cover ($17 dollars before I even walked in the door)... -or you live nearby -you like Coors light beer (it was like a dollar for a giant draft bucket) -you like being a sardine trying to get to the bar for your super cheap Coors beer bucket -You don't mind getting alcohol spilled on you...many times -You don't mind constantly stepping on beer and spilled drink puddles...sticky sticky sticky... -You like waiting 15+ minutes for the restroom -You are a dance machine and like the "club" feel on a Tuesday...(Top 40) -You are single and want to mingle.. So I used to come here during my college days for Thursdays college night....but unfortunately none of the above apply to me so I didn't have a good time. I would have (I can be a dancing machine) but the back room was way to crowded and there were many fights around me. I still like this place as a concert venue and a sports bar...:-)
(2)David N.
First time at Joe's the other day was so-so. Checked in early for a concert wanting to grab a few beers and grub before we hit the stage. Beer menu was surprisingly enough rather diverse; not your typical Bud and Miller products. Was very pleased to see ice cold Stone IPA behind the bar. Married with some damn good loaded French fries and Hamburger sliders, it was a nice start to our night. Fries were hot, cheese melted, bacon, sour cream and green onions went down very well. Sliders were a tad plain; could've definitely used some cheese or various accoutrement. Prices were fair... considering the locale. We later made our way into the concert area, and were greeted by mobs upon mobs of music goers. Knowing it was a sold out show, I expected to be getting close to my neighbor. But this place was jammed; folks were packed like tuna in a can. Took about five minutes just to walk from stage to the bathroom, and peoples were not happy to move for you. I'd have to imagine this is a regular event, as Joe's seems to draw decent talent. Believe me, I'd be lying if I said I'd like to go to another show at this place, lest it be for a stinky, raucous mosh pit. All in all a pretty cool place; packed house was a bit of a turn-off, but the OTB next door was a nice pick me up!Plain sliders? Something from jewel. Decent. Good loaded fries.
(3)Rob R.
Joe's is a great venue for live music. Was there last night to see Reckless Kelly, outstanding show. My beef is that we were there with a friend who is in a wheelchair. They offer no accommodations whatsoever for wheelchair bound patrons who want to see a live show. When we got there we asked an employee who said that they had nothing for people in wheelchairs and that his best suggestion was either up against the bar or a wall. Nice! There is a VIP section next to the stage that has an area that sits up higher than the floor by a step or two. I asked the employee manning the rope if there was any chance our friend could be up in that section. He said no, but that I could check with a manager. Asked a third employee, who actually checked with a manager who said no. Too bad, we are done with Joe's. I wonder if ADA will have anything to say about this.
(2)Ashley C.
Great country bar in the city! Good bar food and great specials. Great place to meet up with large groups and especially to watch IU games!
(5)Mel M.
This place looks fun and the atmosphere is great but the service is horrible! Took 30 minutes to get a drink and our server seemed like she was lost! Not to mention our food came cold and wasn't very good! Let's just say I won't be coming back!
(2)Craig R.
I'm actually just getting home from Joe's at the moment haha. Considering it's about 1 in the morning, let's hope this review goes A-OK as the rating is just that. I've been to Joe's quite a few times now since I moved to Chicago a couple of years ago. Essentially, it's a fun place to go when it has good deals. Tuesday night is the night to go. Arrive before 9 PM, pay 3 bucks to get in, pay 2 dollars for pitchers of Coors Light or sometimes another beer all night. The food at this bar is ok. The pizza tends to be on the extremely greasy side, typical of a bar. The rest of the food is the same way. It's nothing to write home about. It's good for a group cause there's plenty of room. It's good for sports cause there's a ton of TVs. So if you want to watch a game, Joe's is a perfect place to do so. The only real issues I have with Joe's are: -The few times I've been the service has been only ok, sometimes it takes 20 minutes to get a beer if you're at a table... -It's a bit of a pain to get to if you don't live right on the red line for the North/Clybourn stop -The mens bathroom tends to build a gigantic line that I've never seen at another bar -It's not really a bar to 'go out' in, it's a sports bar Overall, it's a mediocre bar. If you're in the area and want good food, I'd recommend Sangria across the street. It's a few steps away, granted a bit pricier, but the food is far superior. The only real thing I feel Joe's has going for it are: -Great drinking deals on Tuesdays -Outdoor area in the summer -Tons of TVs
(3)Liz G.
Not my cup of tea. If all you're looking for stupid cheap Coors Light on a Tuesday nights, then come here. But otherwise, DJ was pretty terrible (reminded me of a wedding DJ...), and the crowd is mostly college students. Hot and cold with the staff: bartenders and servers were attentive and polite. BUT the bouncer in to the back room actually pushed me and said "nope. not gonna happen" when I showed him my wristband to see if the cover I paid included what was going on in the back. He was really rude and defensive and I hope management actually reads this and gets their backroom bouncer in check (working July 2nd around 10pm).
(2)Christina M.
Mikey o comedy show! I really only go to Joe's for the Mikey O Comedy shows! You can eat drink laugh and dance after! The comedians and the host Mikey O are hilarious. The service and drink specials are also always great. I always have a good tine and will be back soon!
(5)Heather G.
Never been here, trying to review another place and it posted on this bars page. Sorry joes, thanks for nothing yelp!
(4)Amy H.
I used to think that Joe's Sports Bar wasn't THAT bad. It's a sports bar with a lot of television sets and a great outdoor patio. What else to you need in a sports bar? I guess I was wrong. Or maybe they just went downhill in the last few years? I had some drinks on the patio a few weeks ago and the place smelled disgusting, like vomit and crushed dreams. Light some candles or something, Joe! They claimed to have Corona on special, but the outside bar "ran out" of Corona. And then the whole bar "ran out" of Corona. How does that even happen?? I was drinking well vodka and soda. I've had some strong vodka (a 12 hour bus ride through the Russian countryside will introduce you to a lot of strong bathtub vodka!) and this vodka was pretty harsh. Meh! I've experienced better, Joe's. Way better.
(2)Amy D.
Great sports bar, poor music venue. I got stepped on by a drunk chick who was trying to dance in an area that was not a dance floor. Her wedge bruised my ankle, 9 days later, it is still bruised. The bathrooms smell worse than a subway station. The first band was decent but the second, after using a racist word several times, had me making a bee line for the door. If this was the best bar in the area I would not patronize it because of their tolerance of blatant racism. Luckily I saw enough of Chicago to see that this place is not a good representation of what Chicago is.
(1)Lindsay S.
I hate that I enjoyed myself here. It was small town Texas flashback. Especially since I was here to see two performers I use to see at street festivals in Texas! Huge back room. Friendly and cute bartenders. Floor a bit sticky but ah well! Everyone was super nice, and I'm surprised to say, I really wouldn't mind going back. I can't believe I just said that.....
(4)Alexandria T.
I have been going to Joe's for several years to watch football on Sundays. They always have all of the games on, including my beloved Browns, even if it is on a smaller TV in the corner. Last Sunday, we went to watch the game, and I ordered the breakfast burrito. It was pretty good. The food is quality and super affordable. They used to have a caprese sandwich on the menu, but it has been replaced by a grilled cheese with a cup of tomato soup. I'm not complaining because who doesn't love soup in the fall/winter. They have a band on Sundays that really livens things up. And they also decorate the tables for whatever big game is on which I think is super cute. They have your standard beers on tap but also offer the Revolution Oktoberfest. Last Sunday when I was there to watch the game, they were offering complimentary manicures and massages. Watching football and getting a manicure=BEST SUNDAY ever!
(5)Kevin W.
This is a biased review. Flat out. But from a sports fan's perspective in Chicago. Awesome viewing experience all around for sports. Enjoyed being able to hear the game and have commercials drowned out by music too, but it's a Steelers Bar... In Chicago. This is the biased part. Good place to watch a game, but just not a Bears game with sound. Food was good, the prices were not too bad and my only complaint would be that it took about 30 minutes to get our orders, and there was only 2 of us there. But, still pretty understandable considering how busy they were. The really cool part was their outdoor concert they had in the now empty and under construction lot directly outside. Nice area, good atmosphere and in depth sports experience. I would recommend going and would not mind going back if it were a little closer to my home.
(4)Bri A.
I've been here before and had a good time, but Saturday's experience left a sour taste in my mouth. I met up with some friends to see a cover band. We were having fun and at one point, a gaggle of little Jersey Shore wannabe girls bombarded their way through the crowd, shoving everyone in sight. one girl exclaimed it was her 21st birthday. A middle aged guy was in tow and he apologized for them. He said he was the owner of the bar and they were with him. he also offered a few drinks on the house but I did not take him up on his offer. He could have been any random dude. Out of nowhere, two of the girls kept trying to start with me. I ignored them then told them to just stop. One of them put her hand in my face and tried shoving me. Good thing my friend held me back. It would have been trashy for me to stoop to their level and it's not nice to hit children anyway. They finally leave and still, they are trying to start with me but I ignore them, as hard as it was. I paid $10 to see that band and be with my friends, not fight with insipid little girls. Who starts fights with people to get up front to see a freaking COVER BAND anyway? LOL If that guy was the owner, as he claimed, then it's pretty lame to let obnoxious patrons in (probably for free) and knowingly let them HARASS paying customers. If that is the kind of crowd this bar is going for, then I'm taking my business elsewhere.
(1)Angie M.
I hadn't been to Joe's since probably 2007 when I shamelessly stopped by with some old sorority friends to see Hairbangers Ball perform. Needless to say it was a typical Lincoln Park bar experience... packed with Trixies and Chads, overpriced Bud Light bottles, booming sound system and general debauchery. Flash forward to Halloween Night 2010. For those not in the know, Joe's is a Steelers bar. And a serious Steelers bar at that. So much so it's the Official Home of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. The folks that show up at Joe's for Steelers games are super hard core. They all sport their Steelers gear, they pace around the bar, they cheer, they drink, they commiserate and are like a big family of Steelers fans in the Windy City. The problem is, if you're not a 'real' Steelers fan, you stand to get your ass kicked at this bar. Namely by the Commissioner of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. No, I didn't stutter. Actual ass kicking could occur. When I arrived at Joe's last night for the Steelers vs. Saints game, I arrived with a clear Steelers fan done up with a Troy Polamalu jersey and hairdo. There was no mistaking our allegiance. Well, my friend's allegiance. I'm a Bears fan, but showed up in neutral colors since I knew I was going to a Steelers bar and I was supporting my friend's team for the night. All was good until a few more friends showed up clearly NOT in Steelers attire. The Commish had a huge issue with us. He was totally heated and jumping around saying that we couldn't be in the bar because we're 'not real Steelers fans' and that this bar is for Steelers fans only and that we needed to leave. He even talked to the manager in the bar about us and was hooting and hollering that we should be kicked out because we're not all Steelers fans. Whoa buddy. Whoa. 1. Screw you. 2. Who gives a shit if I'm a real Steelers fan? Am I not cheering for the Steelers? Hell, I even waved around a stupid Terrible Towel. I'm supporting YOUR team for the night. Get over yourself. My actual Steelers fan friend saw The Commish getting hot and bothered, so she rushed in to smooth things over. Apparently, there's some kind of unspoken rule where mixed company, aka Steelers fans with their non-true Steelers fan friends, are supposed to sit in the back room of Joe's as to not mix with the real Steelers fans. Problem is the back room was closed off for a political rally event, so everyone had to sit in the front room. Once my friend explained that we're first time Joe's attendees and that our whole table is rooting for the Steelers, he seemed to calm down a bit, but honestly, it was so ridiculous. I'm not easily offended, and I was really pissed. No one tells ME what kind of fan I am, dude. And for the record? I'll drink in ANY bar I want, regardless of what color shirt I'm wearing. Steelers woes aside, you're looking at your typical sports bar kind of place with Joe's. The bar menu is a little disappointing with no real diversity. Wings, nachos, burgers and chicken sandwiches are pretty much the entire menu. The wings and nachos were alright, nothing to write home about... spicy, though. The real standout is the drink specials on Sundays. All domestic pitchers are $3.75. That's so cheap it should be illegal. My entire bill came to $20 (tax and tip included) for a landslide of pitchers and my portion of the check for our appetizers. Just a drop in the bucket. I suppose I'm still pretty heated over basically getting our asses kicked over showing up at a bar without Steelers jerseys. I mean, honestly... it was so unnecessary. Joe's - You may want to work on reeling in the attitude on your sports club events.
(2)Michael G.
If there's one thing that I hate, especially during election season, it's being told that I don't have a choice. If you tell me that a Democrat is running unopposed in Chicago, I'll vote for the Green just out of choice (and as a protest against "the machine"). And don't you dare tell me what my Halloween costume needs to be two days before the election. I was supposed to be Carrot Top. But, some patrons at Joe's had the audacity to tell me I needed to disguise myself as a Steelers fan. Like most weekends, when my experience happened Joe's was in costume as well. They turn for a bar filled with random douchebags (this bar is fratastic!) into a bar filled with Steelers fans around game time. And they do it all up. The large screen televisions (except for one showing the World Series) were tuned into the black-and-gold, the game was turned up loud, and the crowd was jumping to a brass band that played Steelers tunes during commercial breaks and after scores. Apparently there are multiple Steelers bars in the city, but if choosing any of them leads to a better Pittsburgh NFL atmosphere than here, I'd be shocked. Therein lies the rub, however. It's exclusively a Steeler's bar on these afternoons and nights, apparently. Something the group I was with wasn't alerted to. The back room, where concerts are held, would have been open to undesirables, but there was a choose Mark Kirk rally back there this particular Sunday (did I mention this bar is one of the douchiest in Chicago?). So since I and a couple others were not wearing Steelers gear (even though I hate the Saints and was rooting for the Pittsburgh crew whole-heartedly), we were actually reported to management? Really? Certain people in the crowd at Joe's need a major dose of "chill the fuck out." Even though it pretty much fits in with the sort of immature behavior I've seen at Joe's before, I can't blame the bar for that. What I can blame them for is having crappy beer on special (Coors Light?), mediocre food (my fried macaroni and cheese was burnt) with limited choices beyond standard bar fare, and a generic college bar vibe. They do occasionally have decent shows here (I've chosen to see The Smithereens here multiple times, among others) and the sound for them is good. Heck, the sound for the brass band during the Steelers game was excellent. But I've always made it a point to scamper through the front bar as quickly as possible to avoid reliving my college days. I have long since graduated into learning there are far more important choices in life than which beer to drink or which NFL team to root for. And I'll probably choose not to go here again due to that limited choice mentality being predominant.
(2)Randall K.
Food and service is passable. Bad bar food, used to be decent but now just plain awful and slow arriving at your table. Bar is still great in terms of the quantity of TV's and general bar layout.
(3)Ashley B.
I went here for the REO Speedwagon concert with the fam. We're from Champaign where they started up back in the day and my dad knew one of the guys. It was a really good time! We were off in a side room with nice hors'devours and free drinks. How could it NOT be fun?! I gotto go back and see how it is sans-music!
(4)Caroline M.
Thanks, but no thanks. Our group of about 20 people were arriving over the course of an evening. My friend and I arrived first, so we placed our drink orders with a very young girl who actually put her elbows on our table and leaned in towards us so we'd have a clear view of her cleavage. Ok, maybe that appeals to her male customers, but a table of girls? Yuck. That was so trashy and I like boobs, just not all up in our area. The Hawks were playing and our reserved tables were given away to other bar patrons. It was crappy because after our group began to arrive, everyone but our one remaining table had to stand. I can't place the blame on anyone because 3 weeks ago, no one knew for sure that the night of our party, there'd also be a hockey game on. We went with it and did not complain because they're a business and need to make their money too! In the end, the venue served its purpose. Their beer list could be improved a lot. And, if possible, try to sit outside. I was envious of the people on the attached patio.
(2)Luke S.
I have had a lot of great times here, but I don't think I can give any bar that charges cover more than 3 stars unless you are getting value for your cover. I should note that they only charge cover during peak times, but still it irks me! The food is actually decent here and they make a mean pizza. The service is hit or miss, but it's usually pretty decent. The crowd varies based on who is playing in the back. They have a wide variety of shows from Country to Cover Bands. I have had a good time more often than not here and I can't say that about many bars.
(3)Christi M.
Staff across the board is EXTREMELY rude and unprofessional. Good space, but people who don't know how to work in the service industry. From the bag check girl to the bus boy... Coming from someone with years in the service industry, wouldn't go back unless I absolutely had to.
(1)Stephanie T.
We had a great time watching the blackhawks game here! Lots of TVs and the service/food was excellent!
(4)Molly L.
Two stars for an awesome place to see a show. Don't waste your time trying to eat here. Worst service in Chicago. The waitresses take forever to come to the table, get drinks, food takes forever. They are all honestly clueless.
(2)Natalia B.
If you are gonna drink just one drink bring cash!!! You have to buy at least $15 woth of drinks/food to be able to pay with a credit card. For a Saturday night that place was dead. If I was dressed better would have went over next door to Mask where the music was bumpin and seemed real packed. Lots of TV's though on every wall.
(1)Lulu R.
You know those places that trigger a certain memory because you had such a great time there? This is one of those places. This place reminds me of better times when things were much simpler. When time was of no issue when you are having drinks with friends. No need to worry about spending too much money because its refreshingly affordable. Especially on Tuesdays: Two dollar personal pitchers. This place is huge!!! During the warmer seasons, they open up the outside patio equipped with a bar so you don't miss a beat. They have a variety of live bands playing throughout the week. The DJ opens up the dance floor to dance off some of that drink. They serve food here which is pretty good considering I don't expect much from bars. Tuesdays are the days I usually go but I am sure they run other specials throughout the week as well. word to the wise: If you go on Tuesdays, DO NOT wear baggy clothing and arrive early! they have a upstairs section which I believe they open up for private parties or when they get busier. But again, Joes is gigantic without it. Plasma televisions adorn the walls with that day's basketball/baseball/hockey/golf/volleyball/Âfootball game. Parking around here is plentiful but they have private lots and valet if you want to pay for parking closer. I miss those days. A LOT. Every time I need a little reminder, I come here. See you next Tuesday!
(4)Karen C.
I've been here a fair amount of times over the years, for concerts, semi-naked Australians (what? yeah. that's what I said), nights out, etc., and I'm always left feeling... eh, I've had better, but I still can't completely hate on it. Joe's is huge. Like, holy crap, size matters, huge. They get decent bands, and I recently trekked over there to see the Thunder From Down Under show (save your $$ ladies, it's way better in Vegas). Lots of giant TVs which is a bonus for sporting events. Though my feelings for Joe's pretty much come down to this: Lines? Cover charges? Bathroom attendants? Bouncers on power trips? Maybe I'm just getting old but all these things annoy me. That being said, I overlook these few annoyances because Joe's is the one place that I can definitely catch a quality country show in the city, for a reasonable price. Do I hate getting beer spilled on me? Yes. But do I love being 4 feet away from Josh Kelley? Yes. You take the good with the bad, right?
(4)greg b.
came for MNF and Hoosier Hoops. Surprised to find a smoker outside for some of the best ribs i have ever had! half slab with all side's, for under $10
(4)AJ M.
For some reason this bar is very popular. And for someone whoose been there many times I wonder why. This place is a extra large sports bar but it trys to be so much more. The bouncers have a strict dress code as if it is a club, no white tees allowed! They keep the line long and tend to fill this place so packed its often one in one out by like 10pm. I have only gone on tuesdays because they used to have 2$ beer pitchers, which can be fun with big groups, and can be a cheap night out. But if your really trying to enjoy the game comfortably go somewhere else, this place can get packed like crazy and the other side turns into a club. Heard the food is good, and concerts are good as well. Although I wouldnt go back, not worth the long line, overcrowdedness, and 17 yr olds!
(1)Ann M.
The only thing I didn't like about this bar was the $5 cover charge. We're 21+ and here to buy drinks -- why the need for a cover charge? Just seemed kind of ridiculous. On the flip side they had $1 bud light cans (on Thursday) and we took full advantage of that. It's a huge bar with a lot of TV's. Overall, we had a good time there but not jumping up and down about my experience.
(3)Christine P.
I was visiting from out of town and wanted a place to watch the Pacquaio - Hatton fight and our concierge recommended Joe's Bar. Our cab driver had a hard time finding the place so it took us a while to get here. When we got here, they charged us a $10 cover. The place was super crowded but we snagged a good place to watch the fight on the second level, I think it was their "VIP" section. We ordered pizza and it took over an hour for them to get it to us.. Anyway, I thought the place was OK but it was too crowded for me.
(3)Ed D.
Just enjoyed the Big 10 tourney here and have to say, their wings are the best I've ever tasted. Buffalo or BBQ, both simply outstanding. They have a smoker outside and man do they use it. Incredible. Great place to watch a game or concert. Servers are excellent.
(4)Mikey J.
Wow, talk about cheap beer: $2 pitchers? Awesome. I came here last Tuesday with some new friends and it was a jolly good time. The place is large and filled with a a diverse bunch of people. The outdoor patio is a must during these beautiful Chicago summer nights. There are tables to play drinking games (i.e. flip cup) and there is an enormous screen for a projector on the patio for watching sports games. Inside the atmosphere is different with a dance floor and large bar. There is a cover (sucks I know) and it can get quite crowded, but its overall a solid sports bar.
(3)Jane M.
My gym has fights here. I've gone to support my gym mates, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to come to this shithole. It's a sports bar, so already the douche factor is high. But whatever. The problem I have with it is everything else. We'll start with the floor, which is so crowded with drunk, screaming woo girls and meatheads that I will actually pay for balcony seats just to avoid having beer spilled on me and random gropings by dudes straight off the set of Jersey Shore. Pay an exorbitant $60 bucks for balcony seats (for amateur fighters, many of which, it seems, haven't even had their first smoker so wtf with THAT) which include random guys off the floor crowding you because security is inattentive, which sucks because the house sold more tickets than they had seats so you're already packed in like sardines. To get to the bathroom from this $60 dollar perch you have to negotiate stairs regularly blocked by fighters plus entourage as they make their posturing way back and forth with various ring girls in tow, and a bar area that resembles nothing so much as the blocked arteries of a 79 year old lifelong fan of every pork product ever invented. Drinks are way over priced and way under alcohol-ed. I got charged for a top shelf gin when I could taste it was well. Which was some ninja skill on my part, since my glass was mostly tonic. The otb they added next door makes for some shady clientele as well. All in all, the only nice thing I have to say about Joe's is that there's reasonably priced valet parking on event nights and the bathroom attendant in the ladies room is a nice, if random, touch.
(2)Natalie A.
Walked into Joes for a Mikey O: The Fullerton Experience comedy show on 02/19 It was my first time to Joes and I loved it! Valet is available.... Spacious, which was great because there was a great amount of peole who were also attending the comedy show.. Servers were attentive! Bathrooms were clean... Kenny Jammin' Jason was also DJ'ing that night which kept my feet moving! My only negative: $11 for a glass (a short glass btw) of Bluemoon? That's just pure robbery! I will try their popular Tuesday nights I keep hearing of one of these days to see if it makes up for the robbery I experienced, haha! I also suggest you check out a Mikey O comedy show for a great time filled with laughs!
(4)Pinaki S.
Yeah, I mean this is like the theme park of sports bars. First off, its in the suburban wasteland of North and Clybourn area. Secondly, its the biggest freaking bar in the city, which allows it to basically do whatever the hell it wants. Beach party? Check. Indoor Bags league. Check. Cover bands twice a week. Check. Super drunk quarter beers on Tuesday. Check (note: I have yet to go. Tuesdays anyone?????) Polka band for Steelers games on Sundays. Check. Yeah, the space is HUGE and is as intimate as an aircraft hanger. But the servers are friendly. The Angus burger the manager bought me a beer for to try was really, really, really good. Coors light drafts are $3.50, which is good for the type of bar (try going to Zentra across the street and getting that price. Second thought, don't) Thought the era of multipurpose venues was finished when Camden Yards opened in 1992 (sorry, slightly esoteric baseball reference!)?? Joe's didn't think so.
(3)Jerome H.
Have been here for various concerts, sound system is awesome, had a good time here, would come back!!
(4)Melanie V.
Minus one star. You know why? They don't give you free refills on pop! What? We ordered food AND alcohol, but still no refills! Because we had no idea, we kept asking for refills. In the end, our tab for coke alone came out to $12. Are you kidding me? That is ridic. That's 2.5 pitchers of beer right there! It'd be nice for the waitress to tell us the refills aren't free. I mean, really. Way to rip ppl off.
(3)Joshua J.
The worst bar I've been to in Chicago. Why? 1. The bartenders are unattentive to the point of being bothered to have to make you a drink. 2. The bartenders are stingy to the point of serving non-alcoholic drinks. In the world of Joe's Bar, a vodka cranberry, for example, is a pint of cranberry juice with about a 1/4 shot of vodka. Avoid like the plague.
(1)Susan M.
It's ok. Service sucks. We went to see Brad Paisley which was great seeing that big star in a venue this small. We got there at 630, show starts at 815. We grab a seat in the sports bar for food before we drink. We had to find a waitress to take our order, who said she'd have to come back after she takes care of some things. We went to go get our drinks from the bartender while we waited. When she finally took our order for food, my friend had ordered a burger. She said "I wouldn't order that if I were you, that guy ordered a burger and he's still waiting" When asked what else she recommended, she suggested an appetizer - simple throw in the fryer type of food... ok, so we ordered two chicken finger plates. We waited for an HOUR for our chicken fingers. We shoveled 'em down with 5 minutes to spare before the start of the show. That needs work. I'm not sure if it was an isolated incident, but it was frustrating. Good thing we had lots to talk about to keep us occupied. The show itself was great, crowded, but fun. I would go back to see a favorite artist there, but skip the pre-concert dining.
(2)Sarah A.
Joe's has some awesome bands play here so you know I'm a fan. They have reasonable prices and a nice atmosphere, haven't had the food yet. Go for the live music, their stage and sound are great!
(4)cassie r.
Packers game. Cheap beer. Open tables. It was all good at Joe's last Sunday, as I spent my lazy afternoon watching football and enjoying a few brews. The beer list was minimal, but they did have a few goodies from Stone Brewing - and the $2 pitchers of Coors Light kept most at my table more than happy for the day. This place boasts copious amounts of television, so you always have a screen to watch, and the service was pretty good. They offer fairly standard bar food, and the free, very buttery popcorn, is certainly a plus. It's also close to the red line North/Clybourn stop - so not a bad spot, overall. And in case any fellow Yelpers were wondering, Joe's is apparently a good place to come if you're looking to have a gropefest with your significant other - three hours of a nearby couple in constant dry hump mode became a sideshow for about half of the patrons in the bar, including my table. I mean, three hours? At some point, one of them should have just made the executive decision to get a room. Yet, it did allow the folks at my table to come up with outrageous scenarios for our exhibitionists - maybe they just met on Match.com She's from the suburbs, he's from the city....discovering love on Weed Street. How beautiful. Needless to say, when they left they deserved, and received, a round of applause from three or four tables. It's not every day you get that kind "car wreck, can't look away" distraction at the bar. Thank YOU Joe's, for a randomly entertaining afternoon.
(3)Deena D.
I friggin' love Joe's. It makes me feel like I'm back at ZooMass Amherst. First things first, this is a sports bar, so ladies try not to overdress and complain when game 5 of the Bulls Play Offs is on instead of Lil Weezy. Trust me, I've been there and we will dance as soon as it's over. I was surprised that the food here isn't bad, my date and I had split a caprese pizza and they had some nice drink specials mid week. I think a few friends had signed up for a club type of thing and they ran a $1 drinks promo early Friday evening. No wonder this place gets so messy! I've seen Rock Candy play here and a few other Chicago bands, it's been a blast. I love how there is so much space and it doesn't get unbearably crowded. When games are on they have a few different TVs going in the back room so you don't miss the action. This place is ideal for a group of guys/gals to celebrate since it almost caters to all - dancing + sports + booze. Plus super close off the red line North/Clybourn stop!
(4)Shradha A.
Had been here last fall for an obama watch party but didn't think that was the right night to review this place - Last night went here game-watching and the food and service were just A-OK... watching the games was fun but somehow this place is just very loud even when not crowded - something to do with the acoustics and the loft ceilings i think... not my favorite to hang out for the games... still looking for "my place" though...
(3)Den M.
After being told this place is fun and have great deals on Tuesdays, a friend and I stopped in. I have to agree, sitting inside offers nothing....quite boring. I didnt know there was another room in the back. I suppose thats where the dj is because I saw party-lookin-people heading in that direction. Popcorn is free however you would need to know it because the waiteress wont tell you. The service was deceit but the food was thumbs down. We had nachos cheese with guac. What a waste of money and tummy space! Because of the food I don't think I would go back.
(2)Melissa B.
My boyfriend and I were in Chicago this past weekend for the Bears game and I saw that Too White Crew band were having a concert here. I have seen them in concert in my hometown and knew they played here a lot so I immediately jumped online to buy tickets which were only $8 bucks a piece. I'm not sure how much they were at the door but I cant imagine they were much more. Its a great sports bar with tons of seating and a lot of TVs. Great for groups or just a few friends. Then you go down a hallway and walk into its almost like a dance club with a huge stage and dance floor. Numerous bars through out the area so never waiting too long for a drink. Average price for drinks, we ended up spending about $50-$60 bucks for the two of us all night. I think the thing I like most about the place is you get the best of both worlds, sports bar to watch the game and then a club to get your dance on. Great music old/new school hip-hop and pop. They do have a coat check $4 bucks per coat but that is nice for those cold Chicago nights. I really liked the clientele at this bar. People in their later 20- early 50s and nothing too fancy. Yeah people are dressed nice but nothing crazy fancy like some Chicago bars are. You could be in a jersey or you could be in heels and still feel comfortable. Nothing too young like teeny boppers trying too hard, that can be very annoying. We didn't try any food because we only came for the concert. We had a great time at this great bar would definitely come again!!
(5)John T.
I have seen a plethora of shows here that are really all over the place in terms of genre, and each time I loved it! From Hello Dave to Hairbanger's Ball, this place has you covered. In addition, it's a great place to catch a UFC fight and have a beer with some friends. The space is enormous; the parking rates are not bad at all; and the crowd is fun! It is not expensive, especially compared to many other Chicago night spots. At the end of the day, though, it is a large sports bar that serves average food and does not have the best mixed drinks (very college feel in terms of drink quality).
(4)Deana R.
I try hard not to be an annoying vegetarian. One of the ways I do that is by looking up menus for restaurants online before I go there, so I know if I should eat a sandwich or something before I leave. Joe's online menu lists quite a few fish and veggie options that they don't actually have, which wouldn't have been so bad if the waitress hadn't been like "Yeah, well, it's kind of a meat place..." when I asked about it. I might have known it was "kind of a meat place" if they'd put the correct menu online. Also, they ran out of glasses halfway through my visit and just started serving smaller drinks for the same price, and the service was generally slow and apathetic.
(1)Kyle B.
Ok, I know that I should love this place more and, admittedly, I did not go on a weekday for these specials I've heard so much about so perhaps my review is a little skewed. That being said, here is why I think Joe's on Weed is just "A-Ok". I went there over the weekend to see Hairbanger's Ball (which is always a good time) and also to attend a party for a company I don't work for. In my defense, I was invited (not necessarily crashing) so it was ok. I did however make up a false title so, if asked, my back story would sound legit. So for the night I was a "Drywall Chemical Engineer". Whatever that is. The deal was to pay $30 for all you can drink, which I generally never fall to. The idea that I could even drink $30 worth of beer is kind of silly being as, for the most part, my college days are behind me. However, my thought process led me astray into thinking "Even if I can get four good pints of beer out of this, it will all be worth it." Boy was I in for a surprise. When we finally made it to the bar I was crushed to find out that the only available alcohol for the deal was Coors Light (yuck) and well liquor (double yuck.) To make things worse they assign you a cup so after you've waited in line you can't even order two drinks for your efforts. It also made switching drink orders grossly impossible. All things considered, the place is pretty huge and they have an ample amount of televisions. The shows are pretty intimate and great for something like Hairbanger's Ball, but I wouldn't want to see a for realz show here. Just kind of a weird atmosphere for a non-party band. I would go back here again, but I'll definitely avoid the alcohol specials next time. Sorry Joe's. I'll try you out on a weeknight when the grass is greener.
(3)Matt M.
I have gone here for 3 or 4 UFC events on their giant outdoor projector and have been pleased for the most part. However, the place can get outrageously packed and people get drunk and block the screen. They are way understaffed, but the staff does try hard - just can't keep up. After 10 pm one should expect a lot pink/lavender polos matched with skinny jeans and livestrong bracelets.
(3)Brian P.
The bouncers here are total douchebags. I rather take my money and go to a bar that would appreciate my money elsewhere. I dont see how this place is so popular. I will never walk into this place ever again even if someone paid me a million dollars.
(1)Laur N.
Mostly because the bouncer didn't even let us in. My boyfriend and I were going to meet my sister and her friend here. We wanted to get in before 9pm so we wouldn't have to pay the $10 cover (which kind of defeats the purpose of going for 25 cent beers). We were taking the bus when we noticed that time was ticking, so we grabbed a cab ($8) and made it there just in the nick. *Phew* The bouncer checks my ID. A-ok. Then, the bouncer checks the Italian ID of my 30 year old boyfriend, who looks every minute of 30. He sees the date. He sees my old man. He says he needs his PASSPORT, because too many college kids try to use fakes to get in. It's their policy, he says. I explain that we're meeting my sister and we took a cab here and all... I ask nicely, would it be possible if we go back home, get his passport, come back, could we please just pay the $3 cover, all things considered? He says maybe. He says he'll let us cut the line, but he won't commit to a yes or a no on the cover charge thing. Even a no is better than a maybe in this instance, seeing that we just cabbed it over, I would like a guarantee one way or another. But.. no. So we went somewhere else, and met up with my sister at a nearby spot a little later. I see now that the insane line is wrapping around the block, so at least I can appreciate the offer to let us cut if we came back. But by that point I don't think I'd want to go in after I heard the excited "omg bars lol clubs! &#*% collage lmfao! omg omg lol" that was resonating from the overdressed underage kids in line. I might try again, but either way I'll be sure to get there before they do.
(1)Morgan V.
Recently I was trying to assess what I do with my weekends and I realized that I'm at Joe's on Weed St. probably 2-4 times per month. Considering that there's only 8 weekend nights in a month, that's pretty hefty. Joe's is THE Chicago go-to for country concerts. They have an incredible lineup of country from small names from Texas to stars who could headline an arena if they wanted. I've seen Eric Church, Jake Owen (twice), Blake Shelton, Robert Earl Keen, Pat Green, (gave my Miranda Lambert tix to the ex girlfriend), and a bunch of Red Dirt Country shows that most people have never heard of there. The setting is intimate and the band can actually see and interact with the crowd. Joe's is also home to a majority of Chicago's best cover bands. Mike and Joe, Sixteen Candles, and Rod Tuffcurls have played there many times. Even saw a midget cover band of Britney Spears (Mini Britney) one night. Random. On top of the best concert venue in town, Joe's has great prices. Saturday nights are $5 pitchers of Coors Lt. Pitchers are only $10 on the other nights, which is still a great deal. They are also home to the Steelers Club of Chicago. I hate the Steelers with a passion, but I'm envious that my Seahawks don't have a similar following. They bring in a live band with a full brass section and rope off the front area for their games. Looks like quite the experience! To compliment their dinner menu, Joe's recently purchased a smoker and has started working BBQ into their rotation. I haven't been around to try the new food though. See you at the next show!
(5)Andrea B.
I've been here twice, so maybe I'm a bit harsh in my review but if I was writing a review on my first trip here, it would be great because it was slow, the beers were cheap, and it was relaxed. This was the way it started on my second visit, and then it got weird. First off, I don't think Joe's knows what kind of bar it is. A sports bar? A club? A concert hall? A gathering of some of the rudest, sluttiest, and drunkest people you will ever meet? I feel bad for the poor souls that work here. I came here with a few girlfriends of mine after a work party to get some drinks and food. It was slow, and we took over a large table in the back. Everything started out fine; our waitress was nice, music was playing, beers were flowing. Soon however, Joe's started filling up with all sorts of crazy: douchebags, hippies, Trixies, slutty girls looking for a douchebag to take home, and the regular people who just want a damn drink. The music got louder (we weren't complaining), and the bodies started dancing. And grinding...and getting in our way. A trip to the bathroom became a nightmare not only because it took us ten minutes just to split the masses of people like Moses, but because every time my friends and I used the restroom, it seemed something happened. My friend found a used feminine product on the floor; I found a purse (no worries ladies, I did turn it in, money and all). Then they have the wonderful lady who hands you towels and listens to you pee, and you feel bad not giving her a dollar because of it. We also realized the kitchen is situated in the same hall as the restrooms; and not only is your pizza going through that throng of dirty restroom air, it's also going through crazy sweaty people before you shove it in your mouth. No thanks. Oh, and I almost got in a fight with some girl who was in my way. I don't play; if you're too stupid to step aside when I ask, then I'm going to push and not say sorry. And yes...I will hurt you so don't try me. And then we had to deal with the masses of drunks trying to take our seats every time we stood up. I really hate crowded spaces, if you couldn't tell. I had a good time with the company I was with; we danced, we drank, we went home. Will i return? Maybe...just not on a Tuesday!
(2)Michael R.
I have mixed feelings on Joe's. It definitely has some great events and if you are looking to watch a fight or ppv or game, then this is the spot. The place is huge and has tv's all over. The only thing i hate is the prices on drinks and the douchebags that seem to all congregate here. Plus the parking in the area sucks horribly. Again, you won't regret going but you will feel like you could have had the same or better experience somewhere else for cheaper.
(3)Nicole M.
I was a little upset with joe's bar. I'm a waitress as well so I try not to give bad reviews unless the experience is pretty bad. We were seated in the back section for a concert sunday night and out waitress had about 7 tables by herself which can be stressful I understand. She came up to us in a timely manner and took our drink and food orders. We got our drinks and waited about 20 minutes for food. I ordered a hot dog (which was a good deal of $4 for a hot dog and fries) and my friend got a grilled cheese. Our waitress brought my hot dog out and asked if there was anything else she could get us. Well, yes the other food we ordered. She said she would go grab it and didn't come back for 10 minutes saying the kitchen was backed up. Backed up for a grilled cheese that takes 5 minutes? If it would have been put in the same time as the hot dog, it would have come out the same time so she obviously had not written our order down and forgot to put it in (trust me I know the excuses). So I was a little frustrated and we waited another 15 minutes for my friends food while I had already finished mine. I also had asked for some tots so my friend wasn't eating alone and then she came back saying they were out so we just took the bill. But she had taken my ID and credit card when she first came to the table so I had to wait for her to come back and bring me those. Overall, the hot dog bun was burnt and a little too stale. The fries were pretty decent. I just wish she hadn't made up an excuse for forgetting.
(2)Jayne K.
Over the past 3 years, Joe's for me has become like that ex you call up when the last call pickings are particularly slim. Familiar and satisfying, yet you can't help thinking your time would have been better spent trying something new. That said, we had some great times, didn't we Joes? My first country concert in Chicago, my shocking discovery that RC cola makes the most delicious rum and diet, Oklahoma's beatdown of Texas et all... It's not your fault Joes. Your pizzas still tasty, your Coors light's still cheap and plentiful and your clientele is still delightfully trashy. We've just grown apart as I've grown up. I'll see you around though. Probably sooner rather than later.
(3)Andrew B.
Joe's is a great bar to enjoy some sports on a Saturday. The pitchers are $4 on Saturday and there are plenty of TVs. Some large screens and some smaller ones right next to your table. There isn't much natural light and when you walk out into the sunlight it kind of feels like you just exited a casino. Of course, you could just wander across the street to the OTB and enjoy a great day of actual gambling. The food is pretty good for a bar and my favorite feature is the free toppings available for the burgers and sandwiches. Instead of charging you a dollar for bacon or mushrooms, the toppings are all free. You get a great burger and have a nice little topping salad on the side.
(4)Mihir P.
I always thought the name of this place was Joe's on Weed and not Joe's Sports Bar. I prefer my interpretation. Good place to see a game and great place to see a band, Awesome drink specials like $.25 beers and $2 pitchers!
(3)Karolina T.
I finally made it out to Joe's from Boy Band Night after my friend won some free tickets and was pleasantly surprised. They have a very large bar area and also a separate large concert area. The drinks were not overly priced, although they were also very water down. Another surprise was that even for being very crowded, the view of the stage was pretty good where ever you stood. I had a great time dancing to DJ Gusto after the concert after the band finished playing, and I though they went on for a really long time! I'm coming back next week for Josh Abbot Band, and I definitely want to come back some day to hang out in their bar area as well as rooftop patio which supposedly allows dogs on Mondays!
(4)David H.
I believe the only time I really come here is when there's a corporate sponsored party. In this case, there was lots of great beer and liquor being served, many rooms and a roof deck---- and lots of people. Loud music. Joe's is a fun place to hang for music, drinks and de-stressing. The area has improved quite a bit, but definitely a good ride from downtown Chicago. At these parties, it's sometimes difficult to find taxi transportation due to the supply/demand issue when you have hundreds of heavy partiers leaving at the same time. I was not one of them having learned from past experience. Main takeaway--- have fun, chill out, and bring lots of money.
(3)Ramsey B.
Great tasting wings (buffalo)...very meaty. Don't waist your time with the mini cheeseburger slider appetizer. They are served in 3 and are reminiscent of the sample sizes you can eat at Sam's Club for FREE. Plenty of large screen TVs and 2 large projector screens in the back area to watch a Chicago sports event, such as yesterday evening's Black Hawks game.
(3)Christine S.
Joe's is the go-to place in Chicago for country shows. They draw top acts in and it's always a blast! Where else can you get that close to your favorite country singers? Most shows sell out, and it gets super crowded...but the tickets are usually pretty cheap...so if you can rough the crowds, you'll be fine. Drinks are very reasonably priced. The bathroom lines move surprisingly quick for how many people are at the bar. I haven't had a bad concert experience here and hope that continues. Fingers crossed!
(4)Kamal H.
This place is not only a dump and overpriced. Everyone from the doorman to the bouncers, to the bartenders are inept and have zero ability to use the English language coherently. The place is huge and and has plastic tables and everything is painted black. It's not even dive bar awesome. It's just a dump. Save yourself the trouble and never come here. I didn't know people this dumb could be gainfully employed......
(1)Ryan R.
Pretty lame bar. The atmosphere was weak and left much to be desired. I thought the music would make up for the poor atmosphere but whatever mediocre band they brought in didn't help.
(1)H P.
Very disappoint on drinks, asked for jack n coke and he just provided me coke charging me 8 bucks. Please save your money go somewhere else..
(1)Gerry X.
Good food....open space. some of it was closed off due to a private improv show... and it was busy cause apparently they were all waiting to get in there. Once the line for people to get in went down, there was still a few people to make the place comfortable, and then next door was the OTB area where people were glued to the boob tubes and the bar. Parking was packed so we had to walk a little over a block to get there, but our food came promptly. Now originally....I was going to rate this place 5 stars....then i remembered our waitress. She was nice....did not come all the time to check on us....it was busy with other people get that. It was the minute we paid for the check she had grabbed the signature and before the ink was dry she was on her way and barely got a thanks or a good night.....I don't know what she said because she was already a step away from us and we at that time was already a closed chapter in that book. I worked in many spots in services...clothing sales, computer sales, and the service industry....Papagus in downtown Chicago (which is no longer there) Customer service is huge....and I do not need to tell anyone the reasons why...So yeah I felt like he went through the motions as a matter of form....if that makes sense.
(4)Katy K.
No longer a Steelers bar, fyi. It is apparently now a Saints bar.
(2)Rinkesh P.
Everyone experiences differ from each other, my first one here was not only bad, it was sad. It felt unwelcoming somehow :(
(1)Jordan K.
Came here to watch some college football last weekend. I can't speak to what it's like to see a concert here or anything like that. First of all, this place is huge, has tons of TVs everywhere and a mix of booths and tables. The beer menu was ok, but nothing special. I had the buffalo chicken tenders with fries. They were good, but again nothing special. Tl;dr I'd go back to meet friends to watch a game, but wouldn't single it out as a place to suggest to go.
(3)Nosy W.
Always go here for sports.. Tons of TV's and it's never overly crowded. The buffalo chicken ANYTHING is my go-to (pizza, dip) we even recently ordered delivery from GrubHub and our order was extremely late. My husband called and the manager comp'd our meal which was very nice. To go beyond that, they sent us a $25 gift card in the mail apologizing. Class act! Customer for life!
(5)Rachel A.
Went there last night and loved the rooftop bar!! There was live music and overall good vibes. There are some pretty nice views of the city from the rooftop which areaways nice to look at while at a bar. The bar was not overcrowded at all which I also appreciated! There was no cover charge.
(5)Carolyn L.
I came here for a dance performance evening a couple of months ago and it was pretty fun. It's a hot spot in the area, it seems. I think the event I was at drew a pretty specific crowd so it wasn't as douchey as I've heard is normal. Service at the bar was quick, the sound was good, and the DJ played some good intro tunes. I wouldn't necessarily go back, but I didn't hate it!
(3)Paul G.
They have jenga and beer pong. It's clearly a college bar. We came her ok a Tuesday night because of the 2 dollar pitchers. The pitchers seemed smaller but at least they had games. They still have an ad for midnight buffet but they haven't been doing for a couple months. Also the 5 dollar pizza stops at midnight. It's an ok place but o haven't really seen it ok the weekends.
(3)John B.
They really need to hire more waitstaff/bartenders. I arrived to meet some people on a Friday evening, and waited more than 15 minutes at the bar for my drink. I could not even get a bartender to service me for my second go around, so left. The sound system really stinks, as I could not make out what the solo acoustic guitarist was singing. Overall, not a good experience.
(1)Peter C.
Omg had an amazing time on weed street!!!!!Jessica, Amanda, and Marisa are amazing servers/bartenders/managers. My friend lost his credit card and they went scoping the whole bar for the card until they found it!!!! Plus a shot for the effort. Great time in chicago.
(5)Amanda M.
My friends and I used to go here regularly on Tuesdays for their beer specials. It was usually a good time. Lots of people but never difficulty finding a place to sit. I hate having to pay cover at this place, especially when there's no band or I don't stay that late for it. The taco salad with chicken is so good!
(3)Lane B.
I think I just had the best Bloody Mary ever. We were a party of 5 and everybody had a wonderful time. Hadn't been here since I was a tourist 11 years ago. Had fond memories of the place so thought I'd revisit after relocating here. Very much improved!!! Mac and Cheese pizza was insane, the Parmesan Garlic fries did not disappoint, the individual tvs at our table were perfect and our server was great. And again an incredible Bloody Mary even though I could have done without the olive. Looking forward to coming back. This visit exceeded my expectations.
(4)Walter K.
This bar was overrun by people in for a concert, thus making it a terrible place to watch sports. Coors Light sponsored the concert, so that was the only drink available. If you truly want a good place in the hood to watch sports, walk over to Sully's.
(2)Araceli R.
i was there last nite 7-9-2014 for a first time because my favorite band argentinian vilma palma e vampiros perform nice place the stage soo close for fans....... i wil try the food next time the only think i dont like lately is that restaurants & clubs have in the ladys rooms some ladys selling candies , perfums , make up you just have to leave a tip wtf is that sharing all that ewwwwww & they have a sings we work for tips !!!!! thats a complain joes "
(4)Alyssa K.
Joe's has a lot of great shows. If you love country music then it is a great place to check out a new artist or an old favorite. The concert space is nice and large with plenty of bars so you can get a drink. Concert tickets are cheap but they make up for it in drink prices. My friend ordered a double shot of Crown on the rocks and the bartender but the most pathetic amount of liquor in the cup. Seriously, full cup of ice with a little sprinkle of alcohol and that was $10. I come from a small town where a bottle of beer cost $2.50 and I know prices here are a lot higher but this was ridiculous.
(3)Beast B.
Years ago this was the best place in Chicago on a Tuesday, now it's crap. $20 cover on a Tuesday after 9pm because it's $2.00 crappy beer night. It's ridiculous, it was dead compared to years ago. The pizza sucks, I've had better frozen pizza. There's better sports bars to go to that don't charge a cover.
(1)Lindsey M.
A nationally recognized concert venue that hosts upcoming and established country artists. To make it in country music as an artist, this would be the target venue to gain real recognition.
(5)Krystal R.
Had a blast here! Food is good, service is good, people there were all chill. The back "room" is huge for bands...so much fun. We saw "Rod Tuffcurls and the Bench Press" they rocked. We would definitely go back.
(4)Terrence M.
I've been here only 30 minutes and I've been waiting to be served since. I asked the waitress and she told me there were other waitresses around and that they'll be to me as soon as they can. Haven't had a drink but I would like to try the food. I don't think I'll be returning.
(2)Kelsey L.
I absolutely love going to this bar, especially for country concerts. The space allows for a great view from any location and if you get there a little early, you can almost always be close to the stage. The beers are not too expensive and they also have waitresses passing through the crowd selling beers so you don't have to struggle through all of the people to get to the bar. That being said, it is sometimes a challenge to get to the bathroom because it's in the back and it gets pretty crowded. In addition to the concert space, I also love their new rooftop. I have been there on a Blackhawks game day. It was a really sunny day which was great but there's not a lot of shade so it can get hot. We ate delicious pizza and played beer pong. They have two TVs near the bar that you can check for scores but are otherwise hard to see from the seats. Overall, this bar never disappoints. I always have such a good time! And it is closely located near the red line stop.
(5)Kayu T.
I can see this place being awesome for sports and esp horse betting. The drinks were better one after another and the food from what i've seen around were good as well.
(4)Jackie V.
Never setting foot in this place again! Paid money for a show and waited at a table for over an hour only to have to watch a crowd of people be let in to be seated. Customer service at its worst!!!
(1)Jenna S.
Yes, this place can turn into douche-central in the evenings (especially Tuesdays with those crazy cheap beers and on weekends when all the chads and sororistitutes come out in full force) but it's awesome for sports. I am always really happy with the way this bar organizes sports viewings. Just tell them at the door which game you've come to see and they'll direct you to the appropriate part of the bar for viewing. This deliberate seating lends itself to being able to hang out with other fans of your team (or the team you're playing) which gets fun after some beer. The best part of the bar is the front where the booths have TVs at the tables. I love sitting in a booth with my own personal TV that I can control - that way, we can flip between games and see what's happening on other channels. Food is pretty good and reasonably priced. The menu is big enough and has your standard bar apps, burgers, sandwiches, salads, etc. There's always drink specials (Bloodys, beer buckets, pitchers, etc.). They even have a ton of concerts and all kinds of other special events going on during the week, if you're into that sort of thing. Parking in the area can be pretty difficult but there's a small lot across the street that has a paybox for parking that's about $10 on weekends. Not bad if you're gonna be around for a few hours and you can even walk over to Whole Foods.
(4)Christina K.
I ordered delivery, so my experience is a little different from a lot of the other reviewers. The delivery was exceptionally fast. 20 minutes before the estimated delivery time. This was fantastic, but in the rush, the wings I ordered were forgotten. I am giving this restaurant 5 stars though, because the manager Dan exceeded my expectations in resolving this issue. I was really amazed at how much the restaurant wanted to fix the problem. They delivered a fresh set of wings within 20 minutes. I am very happy with how the situation was remedied. The food itself was AMAZING. The wings are the very best I have ever had aside from my husband's special recipe. They have a delicious smoky flavor at first, that slowly becomes the perfect amount of heat. The garlic ranch dip was great as well. The pizza was very good too! It was a great balance of cheese and sauce, with a good amount of pepperoni. Since moving to Chicago, we have been looking for a good non-Chicago style pizza, and I think we have finally found it. Overall, I will definitely be ordering from this restaurant again. the delivery was super fast, and the food tasted perfect. The management is very good at handling situations and made me feel like a valued customer.
(5)Marissa G.
For subpar bar food, over priced weak drinks, and truly terrible service, head on over to Joe's. I am baffled as to why, in this city of culinary and alcoholic bliss, any establishment would serve what Joe's does. Flavorless sliders, anyone? Maybe it was being ignored by two different waitresses for the entirety of my stay, or waiting over an hour for our nasty meals, but I was upset when I left, and it takes monumental and repeated instances of bs for me to finally get upset. Obviously Joe's delivered on that too. Ugh. If it weren't for the amazing live burlesque show I went to see there, I would have walked out.
(1)Scott J.
Typically, Joe's on Weed is a great venue with good service. However, on my most recent trip, the turnover or change in staff really showed in poor fashion. It was Halloween and my wife had asked a bouncer if she could go up on stage with some of the other folks who had Halloween costumes on - he said yes. She started to go up and another bouncer grabbed her and kicked her out. In addition, he was touching her inappropriately and when I told him to stop and that I can handle it, he continued to do so and laughed. Once outside, I requested for her to come back in considering it was a disconnect. One of the outside security people said yes and agreed it was a mistake, while the other laughed and said no and called my wife inappropriate names. It's unfortunate that most of my good experiences can be taken back by poor staff like this, but I don't see myself returning for a while.
(1)Joshua M.
3 Stars for being so disorganized on Kentucky Derby day that the line to bet was around the block. 3 Stars for the clientele the next day when I went to cash my winner. 3 Stars for the woman behind the counter who stared at me instead of asking how she could help me. Does the amusement tax really apply when you're going there to cash a ticket? Somehow I feel like not placing a bet should mean no amusement tax.
(3)Bri N.
We attended Joe's for one of their amazing concerts! It's always a fun time! If you're looking for a quieter experience stay up front. In the summer, the rooftop bar is a must! Great views, atmosphere, and there is even a restroom up there! Joe's is always a great place to come for some fun and entertainment! I'll be back again and again!
(5)Jason H.
Ugh. Ordered food through GrubHub and it took almost two hours to arrive (15 minute drive at most, and 40+ minutes late according to the estimate). They had forgotten the pizza we ordered so they sent another driver with it, who thankfully arrived within five minutes of the first one. Naturally, all of the food was cold by this point. Gf's tacos were "ok" by her measure. We had a buffalo chicken dip that I could have made - no frills, no twist, just very plain. Having to microwave it may have taken away from the taste. Separate paragraph for the buffalo chicken pizza. Now, had I realized Joe's was a bar (listed as Joe's on Weed on GrubHub, didn't think anything of it) I would have picked something more akin to bar food. This thing was a disaster. Basically you had fried chicken (burnt to a crisp I might add), blue cheese, celery, and wing sauce all haphazardly thrown onto a burnt pizza dough. There were more bald spots than a winter lawn. And it really was just stuff tossed onto a dough and cooked - it wasn't cohesive, didn't feel like pizza at all. Just odd and disappointing. But you best believe I ate the hell out of it after the delay. Definitely will not order takeout from here again, and judging by some of the reviews it doesn't sound like too pleasant of a place in person either.
(1)Carol K.
Sports bar? Did I miss that part? For I always think of Joe's on Weed as THE place for live country music in Chicago! The front part is probably the sports bar part while the back area is an intimate stage area with a couple of bars on the main floor and another upstairs in the VIP section. I went most recently to see Old Dominion which was excellent. The bartenders at the main bar were super friendly and accommodating and this wasn't easy given all the 20 somethings yelling for "more beer!" Since I had a VIP wristband I was able to sit up in the more comfortable VIP area upstairs. There are couches and tables up there and even a private staircase at the front that lets the VIP's down to stage left to see the show close up and personal. If I had a gripe, it was that my server asked for not only my credit card to run a tab, but my drivers license. And she kept them telling me it was how they do it. I don't know about you but I have been in many bars over the years and this is the first time I have ever been asked to give up my ID. Made me very uncomfortable and that got even worst when I cashed out and my ID and credit card were not in the folder. Turns out they gave me the wrong bill but I did have a slight moment of panic! The beer is cheap, the service is good and the music is even better. Thanks Joe's for keeping me in touch with my "country side"!
(4)Jennifer P.
It's a different perspective when you're VIP for a Dylan Scott concert. I really can't stand Country music. It all changes when you know the band manager and you're not paying for drinks. I actually ended up meeting both of the owners for Joe's. My evening closed out with taking photos with Mr. Scott himself on the tour bus. All of which turned out terrible of me. Oh well. It was a good time, but if you know me, you know I absolutely hate sports bars of any kind. I won't ever go back unless it's for the same kind of experience. To everyone involved, thanks for the experience!
(4)John D.
The bartender seemed very upset and had an unwelcoming demeanor. The place seemed like it was unmanageable frat party. People are being obviously over served almost intentionally. Overall bad experience, I wouldn't go here again if they paid me.
(1)Amy D.
Great sports bar, poor music venue. I got stepped on by a drunk chick who was trying to dance in an area that was not a dance floor. Her wedge bruised my ankle, 9 days later, it is still bruised. The bathrooms smell worse than a subway station. The first band was decent but the second, after using a racist word several times, had me making a bee line for the door. If this was the best bar in the area I would not patronize it because of their tolerance of blatant racism. Luckily I saw enough of Chicago to see that this place is not a good representation of what Chicago is.
(1)Lindsay S.
I hate that I enjoyed myself here. It was small town Texas flashback. Especially since I was here to see two performers I use to see at street festivals in Texas! Huge back room. Friendly and cute bartenders. Floor a bit sticky but ah well! Everyone was super nice, and I'm surprised to say, I really wouldn't mind going back. I can't believe I just said that.....
(4)Nicole M.
Went to Joe's for a sold-out, Friday night show, so I expected the place to be crowded, but this place seemed WAY understaffed. We waited 25 minutes at a table for a server and finally had to flag someone down ourselves just to get a drink and didn't have time to get food before the show. We also had meet & greet which was held IN A BACK STAIRWELL. The venue itself was mid-size and had pretty good sound/lighting but we were packed like sardines and the bars weren't really located in places that allowed you to get drinks easily. Overall this place was ok, but I don't think I would go back.
(2)Natalie L.
I have been going to Joe's since my first law school social. I've been there for games, where our small UCLA Chicago contingent is scuttled to a small back room or the VIP area. I was there Saturday night dancing with myself to Sixteen Candles. I have never had a bad time at Joe's. The food is suprisingly decent (mac and cheese bites anyone?), I'm able to access the bar/beer carts well enough to get nice and sauced on a busy weekend, and I've never had an unpleasant encounter with anyone that I didn't already know. That's a pretty decent track record for a giant northside bar over the course of almost 10 years and it was about time that I acknolwedged it!
(4)Amy D.
We got wings to go. The wings were enormous! We got half Cajun and half Buffalo. The Cajun had a good spice but slightly on the salty side. The buffalo were medium hot at best but the flavor was good. We opted for delivery and the driver was here 40 minutes before the quoted time and our food was still hot. We will definitely order again!!
(4)Ryan P.
It certainly was an awesome experience seeing Eric Church. Some good drinks with some cool people while enjoying good music. Their beers were reasonably priced as well.
(4)Michael P.
This is where me and my friends go to watch New Orleans Saints games when in Chicago and they really treat us well. I'm so glad to see Abita Amber as one of their beer offerings here. Recently, I won a raffle for a Game Day Experience which included a pitcher of a Vodka Lemonade and a pizza for me and my friends. I showed up realizing I forgot the certificate they gave me but the manager was extremely cool about it and allowed us to have our drink and pizza which btw was delicious. Sometimes it's simply the way you are treated by people who work at the establishment that makes all the difference. This was a cool, stand-up guy. Always a fun time that will keep me coming back.
(5)Abby H.
Service was terrible. We hoped to get a few drinks and have dinner before the concert. It took 45 minutes to get our first drink and then another half hour for our food. The order was wrong. The food was just okay. I will go back for a concert but never for food.
(1)Kat D.
I used to come here all the time during football season. I came here about 2 weeks ago with my boyfriend and I left extremely displeased. We ordered their extra hot wings, reg buffalo wings and tacos. The tacos were okay but I wish the tortilla was warm. That really does make a difference in a taco. One of our wing orders came out wrong ... We ordered extra hot wings and received BBQ wings instead. Neither of us are fans of BBQ wings so we sent them back. Apparently they had changed their menu and the person in the kitchen made an executive decision to send whatever flavor he'd think we'd like instead of asking us what we wanted to replace the extra hot wings. After sending the wings back the waitress asked what kind of wings we'd like since they had changed their menu and the sauce we wanted was not available. We settled for the sriracha wings. When we got our wings we were extremely disappointed to realize that the person in the kitchen had taken the wings we had originally and refried them and sent them right back to us. At this point we just settled for the crappy service and even crappier food. An establishment that cares about their patrons wouldn't disrespect them like that.
(2)Lena V.
this is the BEST place in Chicago to see and hear live country music. They bring up and coming bands along with well known country bands to play in their venue. The ticket prices are awesome with $24-$30 being the highest that I have seen and that was when Cole Swindell came a month back. I have brought friends here and they also have fallen in love with Joes. Keep up the good work and have more country nights.
(5)Kristine N.
Came here for the Dierks Bentley concert and it looked like a great bar, lots of TV's, & cool atmosphere for sports. But the food was awful. The brisket nachos were leaking grease and lacked any flavor. The chili tasted like it was made from sloppy Joe mix, so disgusting. The parmesan garlic fries were soggy from sitting in a pile of grease. I know it was all bar food but I've never had inedible bar food. To top it off, our waitress was nonexistent pretty much the whole time. I'd go back for more concerts but will not eat there!
(1)Lauren H.
Always a good time for concerts!
(3)Brett F.
Identity crisis? Despites its Yelp categorization as a 'Sports Bar', Joe's shines - at least for me - in an area completely un-sports related. I always have (and always will) know Joe's as one thing and that's THE place to be for country music fans in Chicago. It's a concert hall, yo! And a fabulously intimate, fun and fabulous one at that. Nowhere else have I ever been this up close and personal to the talent. Our very own little honky tonk here in Chicago? Who knew! For such a small place, their ability to draw in top tier acts is nothing short of shocking. I've seen Brad Paisley, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood and Jake Owen here... all up close, cozy and chummy as can be with the crowd. Getting groupie fabulous is inevitable here, the proximity demands it. I know, I know. I feel you rolling your eyes already. Country ain't for everybody, I hear it all the time. But if y'all would just give it a chance... Naw? Well, Joe's does have other non-Country bands perform as well. It's certainly not as prevalent as their guns-n-pickups shows, but hey, you can see Rick Springfield there this Summer. Who doesn't love the Ricker? Beers are cheap - thankfully, by concert standards - and a little bar station is even setup right in the middle of the main floor for your imbibing convenience. Totally terrific show-going experience. Five stars for my friend, Joe, his momma, his daddy, his Ford F-350 and the horse he rode in on.
(5)Kathryn M.
Went with a friend tonight, thinking we could just grab something quick to eat. Well, the service and experience was so horrible I am writing my first yelp review. We both ordered tacos, which took 1 hour and 30 minutes to finally arrive at our table. The waitress came by probably 45 minutes after ordering and said "your food will be out shortly." This happened 3 or 4 more times until they finally arrived. We finally asked to get them to go after waiting so long and someone from the kitchen brought them out. When asked what took so long he said "many mistakes." They did comp our bill for the food, but still made us pay 3.00 each for our drinks. When I finally got home and opened my food, my order was also wrong (wrong toppings on tacos). Will not be going back any time soon....
(1)Janet V.
Why are people so harsh on reviews? Well, I love Joe's! I use to go to Joe's on Tuesdays when I was in College. It was the IT spot. Cheap cover, cheap beer 1/2 of pizza! Doesnt get better than this! Last time I was there It was just as great! The last time I attended a country concert, and music, and drinks were on deck!
(5)Kevin T.
I'm torn. Used to love Joe's. Great for sports events, mainly because of the huge space. They were great for the neighborhood. They have concerts and a rooftop, fun events, etc.. Last time I was here the OTB (off track betting) was overflowing into Joe's and it looked a bit shady. I couldn't tell the two apart. This neighborhood needs more social places to go to, bars, restaurants, etc...Joes was a great fit but with the OTB next door it's now attracting a different crowd.
(2)Greg R.
Did not get the place at all?? We were told this was a country bar. This is NOT a country bar. We walked in the front room/bars and saw a bunch of older men watching horse racing that was on every screen. This is a off track betting location. The bar felt like something you would find in a 2 star casino in vegas or at the C gates at Midway airport. Nothing is nice, comfortable or inviting about it. We were told there is a back room where live music is played. Although, there was a concert on later that night and tickets were $10, one of the hostess gave us a quick tour - she was very nice, so 5 stars for service. The stage looked big and it looked like it would be a cool place to see some live music. The crowd however...Something between Panama City spring break & suburb group in the city for a night of partying. Or as my friend likes to say, the land of misfit toys. we saw very few, if any people wearing boots. Since we were not going to stay late enough to make it worth buying tickets to the show and we had no interest in standing around with a bunch of old dudes watching horse racing, we left without buying a drink. Of course, we did spend money....the $12 at the valet that they would not return even though our car had not moved....smooth.
(2)Samantha W.
Got for delivery tonight. Greek salad was great, wings good too. They even deliver fountain soda! But what's with the RC?
(5)Dave S.
Often order from Joe's on @Grubhub. If you do the same, make sure you call the joint and verbally confirm your order. Otherwise you often end up with missing food. Good quality is good.
(3)Mark S.
What the hell did they do to this place? It used to be a good place to watch a game or UFC fights, but by adding in the off track betting element, this place has gone to hell. I can't go in here anymore without feeling like I'm ten minutes away from being shivved by one of the classy clientel in this join. Goodbye Joes.
(2)Rhondi S.
Awesome huge bar in Lincoln Park, Chicago...private party, but huge dance floor and live bar. Plenty of room and flat screen tv's...funnnnnn time!
(3)Amy Y.
Had to come here for parties with my team after our game. We came here on Saturday so there was a cover charge for those without wristband. Completely NOT worth it. The place is spacious all right, but the other reviewers are completely right in that it quickly turned into douche central - guys not in college with backward baseball caps (who does that still), women in their fake everything in heels dressed as if they are going to a fancy 5 star hotel lounge. It gets crowded, dirty, with people stepping on your toes after 10pm as they get progressingly drunker, and aggressive security. There's the front area for some brief moment of quiet relief for those who wanted to talk. Thank goodness. Hope my team never picks this place again.
(2)Stephen V.
Let me classify this, by saying that this is a review for the bar and food. The concert venue is outstanding and my favorite in Chicago. I have attended many events there and will continue to. That being said, I recently attended a concert there on a Tuesday. Tuesday is the night they have $2 pitchers and 25 cent drinks. I knew I'd heard of the deal and was pumped to see it was going on the same night of the show. I walk in the door and they ask me if I was there for the show. I said I was, and they pointed me to where I would pick up my tickets. After receiving my ticket, I proceeded to the bar to order food and drinks. I had a couple drinks, appetizer, and was watching games with my friend when it was time to get the bill and go in the concert. I was astounded to see I was paying full price for the beers, but assumed they weren't doing the special since the concert was going on and I'd heard no mention of it. At this point, the guy next to me gets his ticket to which he expected half off of his pizza, their other special of the night. The bartender said that applied only to certain pieces, and unless you had a wristband you couldn't receive the specials. Made it sound like wristbands were for a special group, and you had to purchase. At this point, I investigate more and turns out everyone can get wristbands free at the door. If you have the wristbands, you get all the specials, and there is no clarification of any kind on only certain pizzas, so I'm thinking that was a lie. I head back to the bar after receiving a wristband, and proceed to get the rest of my drinks at the special price. At this point, I start to notice the bartenders are pulling this same scam on other unsuspecting concert goers. I start cluing some of them in on the wristband thing at which point they return to the front to receive one. The front door, clues into this and stops handing out wristbands to anyone they recognize as a concert goer. I'm sure this is how management has trained them, but this is ABSOLUTELY UNPROFESSIONAL! If you are going to run an absurdly good special on a packed concert night, don't run around trying to scam your customers. I even heard a girl, concert goer without wristband, ask what the specials were, and the bartender's response was "we do not have any". Side note, if there is a concert sponsored by say Coors, then that is the only beer option you will be having all night, whether you are their to watch games or see the show. Other than that, I've been to many college alumni watch party events there. They've got a ton of TV's, great, big, cheap wings, & a lot of attractive waitresses/bartenders. I've also had the chicken fingers and pizza, which are good for bar food. It is a very pleasurable place to watch a game on a Saturday or Sunday. My only complaint on the place before this event was service occasionally being slow.
(2)Ashley C.
Great country bar in the city! Good bar food and great specials. Great place to meet up with large groups and especially to watch IU games!
(5)Mel M.
This place looks fun and the atmosphere is great but the service is horrible! Took 30 minutes to get a drink and our server seemed like she was lost! Not to mention our food came cold and wasn't very good! Let's just say I won't be coming back!
(2)Liz K.
Joe's is known to be the spot to go to on a TUESDAY night....so this is a Tuesday night review...(because somehow I ended up here on a Tuesday night to find out what the chaos and fuss was about) Go here if... -you are in your early 20's.... -you don't mind paying 12 dollar parking and 5 dollar cover ($17 dollars before I even walked in the door)... -or you live nearby -you like Coors light beer (it was like a dollar for a giant draft bucket) -you like being a sardine trying to get to the bar for your super cheap Coors beer bucket -You don't mind getting alcohol spilled on you...many times -You don't mind constantly stepping on beer and spilled drink puddles...sticky sticky sticky... -You like waiting 15+ minutes for the restroom -You are a dance machine and like the "club" feel on a Tuesday...(Top 40) -You are single and want to mingle.. So I used to come here during my college days for Thursdays college night....but unfortunately none of the above apply to me so I didn't have a good time. I would have (I can be a dancing machine) but the back room was way to crowded and there were many fights around me. I still like this place as a concert venue and a sports bar...:-)
(2)David N.
First time at Joe's the other day was so-so. Checked in early for a concert wanting to grab a few beers and grub before we hit the stage. Beer menu was surprisingly enough rather diverse; not your typical Bud and Miller products. Was very pleased to see ice cold Stone IPA behind the bar. Married with some damn good loaded French fries and Hamburger sliders, it was a nice start to our night. Fries were hot, cheese melted, bacon, sour cream and green onions went down very well. Sliders were a tad plain; could've definitely used some cheese or various accoutrement. Prices were fair... considering the locale. We later made our way into the concert area, and were greeted by mobs upon mobs of music goers. Knowing it was a sold out show, I expected to be getting close to my neighbor. But this place was jammed; folks were packed like tuna in a can. Took about five minutes just to walk from stage to the bathroom, and peoples were not happy to move for you. I'd have to imagine this is a regular event, as Joe's seems to draw decent talent. Believe me, I'd be lying if I said I'd like to go to another show at this place, lest it be for a stinky, raucous mosh pit. All in all a pretty cool place; packed house was a bit of a turn-off, but the OTB next door was a nice pick me up!Plain sliders? Something from jewel. Decent. Good loaded fries.
(3)Rob R.
Joe's is a great venue for live music. Was there last night to see Reckless Kelly, outstanding show. My beef is that we were there with a friend who is in a wheelchair. They offer no accommodations whatsoever for wheelchair bound patrons who want to see a live show. When we got there we asked an employee who said that they had nothing for people in wheelchairs and that his best suggestion was either up against the bar or a wall. Nice! There is a VIP section next to the stage that has an area that sits up higher than the floor by a step or two. I asked the employee manning the rope if there was any chance our friend could be up in that section. He said no, but that I could check with a manager. Asked a third employee, who actually checked with a manager who said no. Too bad, we are done with Joe's. I wonder if ADA will have anything to say about this.
(2)Craig R.
I'm actually just getting home from Joe's at the moment haha. Considering it's about 1 in the morning, let's hope this review goes A-OK as the rating is just that. I've been to Joe's quite a few times now since I moved to Chicago a couple of years ago. Essentially, it's a fun place to go when it has good deals. Tuesday night is the night to go. Arrive before 9 PM, pay 3 bucks to get in, pay 2 dollars for pitchers of Coors Light or sometimes another beer all night. The food at this bar is ok. The pizza tends to be on the extremely greasy side, typical of a bar. The rest of the food is the same way. It's nothing to write home about. It's good for a group cause there's plenty of room. It's good for sports cause there's a ton of TVs. So if you want to watch a game, Joe's is a perfect place to do so. The only real issues I have with Joe's are: -The few times I've been the service has been only ok, sometimes it takes 20 minutes to get a beer if you're at a table... -It's a bit of a pain to get to if you don't live right on the red line for the North/Clybourn stop -The mens bathroom tends to build a gigantic line that I've never seen at another bar -It's not really a bar to 'go out' in, it's a sports bar Overall, it's a mediocre bar. If you're in the area and want good food, I'd recommend Sangria across the street. It's a few steps away, granted a bit pricier, but the food is far superior. The only real thing I feel Joe's has going for it are: -Great drinking deals on Tuesdays -Outdoor area in the summer -Tons of TVs
(3)Liz G.
Not my cup of tea. If all you're looking for stupid cheap Coors Light on a Tuesday nights, then come here. But otherwise, DJ was pretty terrible (reminded me of a wedding DJ...), and the crowd is mostly college students. Hot and cold with the staff: bartenders and servers were attentive and polite. BUT the bouncer in to the back room actually pushed me and said "nope. not gonna happen" when I showed him my wristband to see if the cover I paid included what was going on in the back. He was really rude and defensive and I hope management actually reads this and gets their backroom bouncer in check (working July 2nd around 10pm).
(2)Christina M.
Mikey o comedy show! I really only go to Joe's for the Mikey O Comedy shows! You can eat drink laugh and dance after! The comedians and the host Mikey O are hilarious. The service and drink specials are also always great. I always have a good tine and will be back soon!
(5)Heather G.
Never been here, trying to review another place and it posted on this bars page. Sorry joes, thanks for nothing yelp!
(4)Amy H.
I used to think that Joe's Sports Bar wasn't THAT bad. It's a sports bar with a lot of television sets and a great outdoor patio. What else to you need in a sports bar? I guess I was wrong. Or maybe they just went downhill in the last few years? I had some drinks on the patio a few weeks ago and the place smelled disgusting, like vomit and crushed dreams. Light some candles or something, Joe! They claimed to have Corona on special, but the outside bar "ran out" of Corona. And then the whole bar "ran out" of Corona. How does that even happen?? I was drinking well vodka and soda. I've had some strong vodka (a 12 hour bus ride through the Russian countryside will introduce you to a lot of strong bathtub vodka!) and this vodka was pretty harsh. Meh! I've experienced better, Joe's. Way better.
(2)Alexandria T.
I have been going to Joe's for several years to watch football on Sundays. They always have all of the games on, including my beloved Browns, even if it is on a smaller TV in the corner. Last Sunday, we went to watch the game, and I ordered the breakfast burrito. It was pretty good. The food is quality and super affordable. They used to have a caprese sandwich on the menu, but it has been replaced by a grilled cheese with a cup of tomato soup. I'm not complaining because who doesn't love soup in the fall/winter. They have a band on Sundays that really livens things up. And they also decorate the tables for whatever big game is on which I think is super cute. They have your standard beers on tap but also offer the Revolution Oktoberfest. Last Sunday when I was there to watch the game, they were offering complimentary manicures and massages. Watching football and getting a manicure=BEST SUNDAY ever!
(5)Kevin W.
This is a biased review. Flat out. But from a sports fan's perspective in Chicago. Awesome viewing experience all around for sports. Enjoyed being able to hear the game and have commercials drowned out by music too, but it's a Steelers Bar... In Chicago. This is the biased part. Good place to watch a game, but just not a Bears game with sound. Food was good, the prices were not too bad and my only complaint would be that it took about 30 minutes to get our orders, and there was only 2 of us there. But, still pretty understandable considering how busy they were. The really cool part was their outdoor concert they had in the now empty and under construction lot directly outside. Nice area, good atmosphere and in depth sports experience. I would recommend going and would not mind going back if it were a little closer to my home.
(4)Bri A.
I've been here before and had a good time, but Saturday's experience left a sour taste in my mouth. I met up with some friends to see a cover band. We were having fun and at one point, a gaggle of little Jersey Shore wannabe girls bombarded their way through the crowd, shoving everyone in sight. one girl exclaimed it was her 21st birthday. A middle aged guy was in tow and he apologized for them. He said he was the owner of the bar and they were with him. he also offered a few drinks on the house but I did not take him up on his offer. He could have been any random dude. Out of nowhere, two of the girls kept trying to start with me. I ignored them then told them to just stop. One of them put her hand in my face and tried shoving me. Good thing my friend held me back. It would have been trashy for me to stoop to their level and it's not nice to hit children anyway. They finally leave and still, they are trying to start with me but I ignore them, as hard as it was. I paid $10 to see that band and be with my friends, not fight with insipid little girls. Who starts fights with people to get up front to see a freaking COVER BAND anyway? LOL If that guy was the owner, as he claimed, then it's pretty lame to let obnoxious patrons in (probably for free) and knowingly let them HARASS paying customers. If that is the kind of crowd this bar is going for, then I'm taking my business elsewhere.
(1)Angie M.
I hadn't been to Joe's since probably 2007 when I shamelessly stopped by with some old sorority friends to see Hairbangers Ball perform. Needless to say it was a typical Lincoln Park bar experience... packed with Trixies and Chads, overpriced Bud Light bottles, booming sound system and general debauchery. Flash forward to Halloween Night 2010. For those not in the know, Joe's is a Steelers bar. And a serious Steelers bar at that. So much so it's the Official Home of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. The folks that show up at Joe's for Steelers games are super hard core. They all sport their Steelers gear, they pace around the bar, they cheer, they drink, they commiserate and are like a big family of Steelers fans in the Windy City. The problem is, if you're not a 'real' Steelers fan, you stand to get your ass kicked at this bar. Namely by the Commissioner of the Steelers Fan Club of Chicago. No, I didn't stutter. Actual ass kicking could occur. When I arrived at Joe's last night for the Steelers vs. Saints game, I arrived with a clear Steelers fan done up with a Troy Polamalu jersey and hairdo. There was no mistaking our allegiance. Well, my friend's allegiance. I'm a Bears fan, but showed up in neutral colors since I knew I was going to a Steelers bar and I was supporting my friend's team for the night. All was good until a few more friends showed up clearly NOT in Steelers attire. The Commish had a huge issue with us. He was totally heated and jumping around saying that we couldn't be in the bar because we're 'not real Steelers fans' and that this bar is for Steelers fans only and that we needed to leave. He even talked to the manager in the bar about us and was hooting and hollering that we should be kicked out because we're not all Steelers fans. Whoa buddy. Whoa. 1. Screw you. 2. Who gives a shit if I'm a real Steelers fan? Am I not cheering for the Steelers? Hell, I even waved around a stupid Terrible Towel. I'm supporting YOUR team for the night. Get over yourself. My actual Steelers fan friend saw The Commish getting hot and bothered, so she rushed in to smooth things over. Apparently, there's some kind of unspoken rule where mixed company, aka Steelers fans with their non-true Steelers fan friends, are supposed to sit in the back room of Joe's as to not mix with the real Steelers fans. Problem is the back room was closed off for a political rally event, so everyone had to sit in the front room. Once my friend explained that we're first time Joe's attendees and that our whole table is rooting for the Steelers, he seemed to calm down a bit, but honestly, it was so ridiculous. I'm not easily offended, and I was really pissed. No one tells ME what kind of fan I am, dude. And for the record? I'll drink in ANY bar I want, regardless of what color shirt I'm wearing. Steelers woes aside, you're looking at your typical sports bar kind of place with Joe's. The bar menu is a little disappointing with no real diversity. Wings, nachos, burgers and chicken sandwiches are pretty much the entire menu. The wings and nachos were alright, nothing to write home about... spicy, though. The real standout is the drink specials on Sundays. All domestic pitchers are $3.75. That's so cheap it should be illegal. My entire bill came to $20 (tax and tip included) for a landslide of pitchers and my portion of the check for our appetizers. Just a drop in the bucket. I suppose I'm still pretty heated over basically getting our asses kicked over showing up at a bar without Steelers jerseys. I mean, honestly... it was so unnecessary. Joe's - You may want to work on reeling in the attitude on your sports club events.
(2)Michael G.
If there's one thing that I hate, especially during election season, it's being told that I don't have a choice. If you tell me that a Democrat is running unopposed in Chicago, I'll vote for the Green just out of choice (and as a protest against "the machine"). And don't you dare tell me what my Halloween costume needs to be two days before the election. I was supposed to be Carrot Top. But, some patrons at Joe's had the audacity to tell me I needed to disguise myself as a Steelers fan. Like most weekends, when my experience happened Joe's was in costume as well. They turn for a bar filled with random douchebags (this bar is fratastic!) into a bar filled with Steelers fans around game time. And they do it all up. The large screen televisions (except for one showing the World Series) were tuned into the black-and-gold, the game was turned up loud, and the crowd was jumping to a brass band that played Steelers tunes during commercial breaks and after scores. Apparently there are multiple Steelers bars in the city, but if choosing any of them leads to a better Pittsburgh NFL atmosphere than here, I'd be shocked. Therein lies the rub, however. It's exclusively a Steeler's bar on these afternoons and nights, apparently. Something the group I was with wasn't alerted to. The back room, where concerts are held, would have been open to undesirables, but there was a choose Mark Kirk rally back there this particular Sunday (did I mention this bar is one of the douchiest in Chicago?). So since I and a couple others were not wearing Steelers gear (even though I hate the Saints and was rooting for the Pittsburgh crew whole-heartedly), we were actually reported to management? Really? Certain people in the crowd at Joe's need a major dose of "chill the fuck out." Even though it pretty much fits in with the sort of immature behavior I've seen at Joe's before, I can't blame the bar for that. What I can blame them for is having crappy beer on special (Coors Light?), mediocre food (my fried macaroni and cheese was burnt) with limited choices beyond standard bar fare, and a generic college bar vibe. They do occasionally have decent shows here (I've chosen to see The Smithereens here multiple times, among others) and the sound for them is good. Heck, the sound for the brass band during the Steelers game was excellent. But I've always made it a point to scamper through the front bar as quickly as possible to avoid reliving my college days. I have long since graduated into learning there are far more important choices in life than which beer to drink or which NFL team to root for. And I'll probably choose not to go here again due to that limited choice mentality being predominant.
(2)Randall K.
Food and service is passable. Bad bar food, used to be decent but now just plain awful and slow arriving at your table. Bar is still great in terms of the quantity of TV's and general bar layout.
(3)Ashley B.
I went here for the REO Speedwagon concert with the fam. We're from Champaign where they started up back in the day and my dad knew one of the guys. It was a really good time! We were off in a side room with nice hors'devours and free drinks. How could it NOT be fun?! I gotto go back and see how it is sans-music!
(4)Stephanie T.
We had a great time watching the blackhawks game here! Lots of TVs and the service/food was excellent!
(4)Molly L.
Two stars for an awesome place to see a show. Don't waste your time trying to eat here. Worst service in Chicago. The waitresses take forever to come to the table, get drinks, food takes forever. They are all honestly clueless.
(2)Natalia B.
If you are gonna drink just one drink bring cash!!! You have to buy at least $15 woth of drinks/food to be able to pay with a credit card. For a Saturday night that place was dead. If I was dressed better would have went over next door to Mask where the music was bumpin and seemed real packed. Lots of TV's though on every wall.
(1)Luke S.
I have had a lot of great times here, but I don't think I can give any bar that charges cover more than 3 stars unless you are getting value for your cover. I should note that they only charge cover during peak times, but still it irks me! The food is actually decent here and they make a mean pizza. The service is hit or miss, but it's usually pretty decent. The crowd varies based on who is playing in the back. They have a wide variety of shows from Country to Cover Bands. I have had a good time more often than not here and I can't say that about many bars.
(3)Christi M.
Staff across the board is EXTREMELY rude and unprofessional. Good space, but people who don't know how to work in the service industry. From the bag check girl to the bus boy... Coming from someone with years in the service industry, wouldn't go back unless I absolutely had to.
(1)Caroline M.
Thanks, but no thanks. Our group of about 20 people were arriving over the course of an evening. My friend and I arrived first, so we placed our drink orders with a very young girl who actually put her elbows on our table and leaned in towards us so we'd have a clear view of her cleavage. Ok, maybe that appeals to her male customers, but a table of girls? Yuck. That was so trashy and I like boobs, just not all up in our area. The Hawks were playing and our reserved tables were given away to other bar patrons. It was crappy because after our group began to arrive, everyone but our one remaining table had to stand. I can't place the blame on anyone because 3 weeks ago, no one knew for sure that the night of our party, there'd also be a hockey game on. We went with it and did not complain because they're a business and need to make their money too! In the end, the venue served its purpose. Their beer list could be improved a lot. And, if possible, try to sit outside. I was envious of the people on the attached patio.
(2)Lulu R.
You know those places that trigger a certain memory because you had such a great time there? This is one of those places. This place reminds me of better times when things were much simpler. When time was of no issue when you are having drinks with friends. No need to worry about spending too much money because its refreshingly affordable. Especially on Tuesdays: Two dollar personal pitchers. This place is huge!!! During the warmer seasons, they open up the outside patio equipped with a bar so you don't miss a beat. They have a variety of live bands playing throughout the week. The DJ opens up the dance floor to dance off some of that drink. They serve food here which is pretty good considering I don't expect much from bars. Tuesdays are the days I usually go but I am sure they run other specials throughout the week as well. word to the wise: If you go on Tuesdays, DO NOT wear baggy clothing and arrive early! they have a upstairs section which I believe they open up for private parties or when they get busier. But again, Joes is gigantic without it. Plasma televisions adorn the walls with that day's basketball/baseball/hockey/golf/volleyball/Âfootball game. Parking around here is plentiful but they have private lots and valet if you want to pay for parking closer. I miss those days. A LOT. Every time I need a little reminder, I come here. See you next Tuesday!
(4)Karen C.
I've been here a fair amount of times over the years, for concerts, semi-naked Australians (what? yeah. that's what I said), nights out, etc., and I'm always left feeling... eh, I've had better, but I still can't completely hate on it. Joe's is huge. Like, holy crap, size matters, huge. They get decent bands, and I recently trekked over there to see the Thunder From Down Under show (save your $$ ladies, it's way better in Vegas). Lots of giant TVs which is a bonus for sporting events. Though my feelings for Joe's pretty much come down to this: Lines? Cover charges? Bathroom attendants? Bouncers on power trips? Maybe I'm just getting old but all these things annoy me. That being said, I overlook these few annoyances because Joe's is the one place that I can definitely catch a quality country show in the city, for a reasonable price. Do I hate getting beer spilled on me? Yes. But do I love being 4 feet away from Josh Kelley? Yes. You take the good with the bad, right?
(4)greg b.
came for MNF and Hoosier Hoops. Surprised to find a smoker outside for some of the best ribs i have ever had! half slab with all side's, for under $10
(4)AJ M.
For some reason this bar is very popular. And for someone whoose been there many times I wonder why. This place is a extra large sports bar but it trys to be so much more. The bouncers have a strict dress code as if it is a club, no white tees allowed! They keep the line long and tend to fill this place so packed its often one in one out by like 10pm. I have only gone on tuesdays because they used to have 2$ beer pitchers, which can be fun with big groups, and can be a cheap night out. But if your really trying to enjoy the game comfortably go somewhere else, this place can get packed like crazy and the other side turns into a club. Heard the food is good, and concerts are good as well. Although I wouldnt go back, not worth the long line, overcrowdedness, and 17 yr olds!
(1)Ann M.
The only thing I didn't like about this bar was the $5 cover charge. We're 21+ and here to buy drinks -- why the need for a cover charge? Just seemed kind of ridiculous. On the flip side they had $1 bud light cans (on Thursday) and we took full advantage of that. It's a huge bar with a lot of TV's. Overall, we had a good time there but not jumping up and down about my experience.
(3)Christine P.
I was visiting from out of town and wanted a place to watch the Pacquaio - Hatton fight and our concierge recommended Joe's Bar. Our cab driver had a hard time finding the place so it took us a while to get here. When we got here, they charged us a $10 cover. The place was super crowded but we snagged a good place to watch the fight on the second level, I think it was their "VIP" section. We ordered pizza and it took over an hour for them to get it to us.. Anyway, I thought the place was OK but it was too crowded for me.
(3)Ed D.
Just enjoyed the Big 10 tourney here and have to say, their wings are the best I've ever tasted. Buffalo or BBQ, both simply outstanding. They have a smoker outside and man do they use it. Incredible. Great place to watch a game or concert. Servers are excellent.
(4)Mikey J.
Wow, talk about cheap beer: $2 pitchers? Awesome. I came here last Tuesday with some new friends and it was a jolly good time. The place is large and filled with a a diverse bunch of people. The outdoor patio is a must during these beautiful Chicago summer nights. There are tables to play drinking games (i.e. flip cup) and there is an enormous screen for a projector on the patio for watching sports games. Inside the atmosphere is different with a dance floor and large bar. There is a cover (sucks I know) and it can get quite crowded, but its overall a solid sports bar.
(3)Jane M.
My gym has fights here. I've gone to support my gym mates, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to come to this shithole. It's a sports bar, so already the douche factor is high. But whatever. The problem I have with it is everything else. We'll start with the floor, which is so crowded with drunk, screaming woo girls and meatheads that I will actually pay for balcony seats just to avoid having beer spilled on me and random gropings by dudes straight off the set of Jersey Shore. Pay an exorbitant $60 bucks for balcony seats (for amateur fighters, many of which, it seems, haven't even had their first smoker so wtf with THAT) which include random guys off the floor crowding you because security is inattentive, which sucks because the house sold more tickets than they had seats so you're already packed in like sardines. To get to the bathroom from this $60 dollar perch you have to negotiate stairs regularly blocked by fighters plus entourage as they make their posturing way back and forth with various ring girls in tow, and a bar area that resembles nothing so much as the blocked arteries of a 79 year old lifelong fan of every pork product ever invented. Drinks are way over priced and way under alcohol-ed. I got charged for a top shelf gin when I could taste it was well. Which was some ninja skill on my part, since my glass was mostly tonic. The otb they added next door makes for some shady clientele as well. All in all, the only nice thing I have to say about Joe's is that there's reasonably priced valet parking on event nights and the bathroom attendant in the ladies room is a nice, if random, touch.
(2)Natalie A.
Walked into Joes for a Mikey O: The Fullerton Experience comedy show on 02/19 It was my first time to Joes and I loved it! Valet is available.... Spacious, which was great because there was a great amount of peole who were also attending the comedy show.. Servers were attentive! Bathrooms were clean... Kenny Jammin' Jason was also DJ'ing that night which kept my feet moving! My only negative: $11 for a glass (a short glass btw) of Bluemoon? That's just pure robbery! I will try their popular Tuesday nights I keep hearing of one of these days to see if it makes up for the robbery I experienced, haha! I also suggest you check out a Mikey O comedy show for a great time filled with laughs!
(4)Pinaki S.
Yeah, I mean this is like the theme park of sports bars. First off, its in the suburban wasteland of North and Clybourn area. Secondly, its the biggest freaking bar in the city, which allows it to basically do whatever the hell it wants. Beach party? Check. Indoor Bags league. Check. Cover bands twice a week. Check. Super drunk quarter beers on Tuesday. Check (note: I have yet to go. Tuesdays anyone?????) Polka band for Steelers games on Sundays. Check. Yeah, the space is HUGE and is as intimate as an aircraft hanger. But the servers are friendly. The Angus burger the manager bought me a beer for to try was really, really, really good. Coors light drafts are $3.50, which is good for the type of bar (try going to Zentra across the street and getting that price. Second thought, don't) Thought the era of multipurpose venues was finished when Camden Yards opened in 1992 (sorry, slightly esoteric baseball reference!)?? Joe's didn't think so.
(3)Jerome H.
Have been here for various concerts, sound system is awesome, had a good time here, would come back!!
(4)Melanie V.
Minus one star. You know why? They don't give you free refills on pop! What? We ordered food AND alcohol, but still no refills! Because we had no idea, we kept asking for refills. In the end, our tab for coke alone came out to $12. Are you kidding me? That is ridic. That's 2.5 pitchers of beer right there! It'd be nice for the waitress to tell us the refills aren't free. I mean, really. Way to rip ppl off.
(3)Joshua J.
The worst bar I've been to in Chicago. Why? 1. The bartenders are unattentive to the point of being bothered to have to make you a drink. 2. The bartenders are stingy to the point of serving non-alcoholic drinks. In the world of Joe's Bar, a vodka cranberry, for example, is a pint of cranberry juice with about a 1/4 shot of vodka. Avoid like the plague.
(1)John T.
I have seen a plethora of shows here that are really all over the place in terms of genre, and each time I loved it! From Hello Dave to Hairbanger's Ball, this place has you covered. In addition, it's a great place to catch a UFC fight and have a beer with some friends. The space is enormous; the parking rates are not bad at all; and the crowd is fun! It is not expensive, especially compared to many other Chicago night spots. At the end of the day, though, it is a large sports bar that serves average food and does not have the best mixed drinks (very college feel in terms of drink quality).
(4)Susan M.
It's ok. Service sucks. We went to see Brad Paisley which was great seeing that big star in a venue this small. We got there at 630, show starts at 815. We grab a seat in the sports bar for food before we drink. We had to find a waitress to take our order, who said she'd have to come back after she takes care of some things. We went to go get our drinks from the bartender while we waited. When she finally took our order for food, my friend had ordered a burger. She said "I wouldn't order that if I were you, that guy ordered a burger and he's still waiting" When asked what else she recommended, she suggested an appetizer - simple throw in the fryer type of food... ok, so we ordered two chicken finger plates. We waited for an HOUR for our chicken fingers. We shoveled 'em down with 5 minutes to spare before the start of the show. That needs work. I'm not sure if it was an isolated incident, but it was frustrating. Good thing we had lots to talk about to keep us occupied. The show itself was great, crowded, but fun. I would go back to see a favorite artist there, but skip the pre-concert dining.
(2)Sarah A.
Joe's has some awesome bands play here so you know I'm a fan. They have reasonable prices and a nice atmosphere, haven't had the food yet. Go for the live music, their stage and sound are great!
(4)cassie r.
Packers game. Cheap beer. Open tables. It was all good at Joe's last Sunday, as I spent my lazy afternoon watching football and enjoying a few brews. The beer list was minimal, but they did have a few goodies from Stone Brewing - and the $2 pitchers of Coors Light kept most at my table more than happy for the day. This place boasts copious amounts of television, so you always have a screen to watch, and the service was pretty good. They offer fairly standard bar food, and the free, very buttery popcorn, is certainly a plus. It's also close to the red line North/Clybourn stop - so not a bad spot, overall. And in case any fellow Yelpers were wondering, Joe's is apparently a good place to come if you're looking to have a gropefest with your significant other - three hours of a nearby couple in constant dry hump mode became a sideshow for about half of the patrons in the bar, including my table. I mean, three hours? At some point, one of them should have just made the executive decision to get a room. Yet, it did allow the folks at my table to come up with outrageous scenarios for our exhibitionists - maybe they just met on Match.com She's from the suburbs, he's from the city....discovering love on Weed Street. How beautiful. Needless to say, when they left they deserved, and received, a round of applause from three or four tables. It's not every day you get that kind "car wreck, can't look away" distraction at the bar. Thank YOU Joe's, for a randomly entertaining afternoon.
(3)Deena D.
I friggin' love Joe's. It makes me feel like I'm back at ZooMass Amherst. First things first, this is a sports bar, so ladies try not to overdress and complain when game 5 of the Bulls Play Offs is on instead of Lil Weezy. Trust me, I've been there and we will dance as soon as it's over. I was surprised that the food here isn't bad, my date and I had split a caprese pizza and they had some nice drink specials mid week. I think a few friends had signed up for a club type of thing and they ran a $1 drinks promo early Friday evening. No wonder this place gets so messy! I've seen Rock Candy play here and a few other Chicago bands, it's been a blast. I love how there is so much space and it doesn't get unbearably crowded. When games are on they have a few different TVs going in the back room so you don't miss the action. This place is ideal for a group of guys/gals to celebrate since it almost caters to all - dancing + sports + booze. Plus super close off the red line North/Clybourn stop!
(4)Shradha A.
Had been here last fall for an obama watch party but didn't think that was the right night to review this place - Last night went here game-watching and the food and service were just A-OK... watching the games was fun but somehow this place is just very loud even when not crowded - something to do with the acoustics and the loft ceilings i think... not my favorite to hang out for the games... still looking for "my place" though...
(3)Den M.
After being told this place is fun and have great deals on Tuesdays, a friend and I stopped in. I have to agree, sitting inside offers nothing....quite boring. I didnt know there was another room in the back. I suppose thats where the dj is because I saw party-lookin-people heading in that direction. Popcorn is free however you would need to know it because the waiteress wont tell you. The service was deceit but the food was thumbs down. We had nachos cheese with guac. What a waste of money and tummy space! Because of the food I don't think I would go back.
(2)Melissa B.
My boyfriend and I were in Chicago this past weekend for the Bears game and I saw that Too White Crew band were having a concert here. I have seen them in concert in my hometown and knew they played here a lot so I immediately jumped online to buy tickets which were only $8 bucks a piece. I'm not sure how much they were at the door but I cant imagine they were much more. Its a great sports bar with tons of seating and a lot of TVs. Great for groups or just a few friends. Then you go down a hallway and walk into its almost like a dance club with a huge stage and dance floor. Numerous bars through out the area so never waiting too long for a drink. Average price for drinks, we ended up spending about $50-$60 bucks for the two of us all night. I think the thing I like most about the place is you get the best of both worlds, sports bar to watch the game and then a club to get your dance on. Great music old/new school hip-hop and pop. They do have a coat check $4 bucks per coat but that is nice for those cold Chicago nights. I really liked the clientele at this bar. People in their later 20- early 50s and nothing too fancy. Yeah people are dressed nice but nothing crazy fancy like some Chicago bars are. You could be in a jersey or you could be in heels and still feel comfortable. Nothing too young like teeny boppers trying too hard, that can be very annoying. We didn't try any food because we only came for the concert. We had a great time at this great bar would definitely come again!!
(5)Kyle B.
Ok, I know that I should love this place more and, admittedly, I did not go on a weekday for these specials I've heard so much about so perhaps my review is a little skewed. That being said, here is why I think Joe's on Weed is just "A-Ok". I went there over the weekend to see Hairbanger's Ball (which is always a good time) and also to attend a party for a company I don't work for. In my defense, I was invited (not necessarily crashing) so it was ok. I did however make up a false title so, if asked, my back story would sound legit. So for the night I was a "Drywall Chemical Engineer". Whatever that is. The deal was to pay $30 for all you can drink, which I generally never fall to. The idea that I could even drink $30 worth of beer is kind of silly being as, for the most part, my college days are behind me. However, my thought process led me astray into thinking "Even if I can get four good pints of beer out of this, it will all be worth it." Boy was I in for a surprise. When we finally made it to the bar I was crushed to find out that the only available alcohol for the deal was Coors Light (yuck) and well liquor (double yuck.) To make things worse they assign you a cup so after you've waited in line you can't even order two drinks for your efforts. It also made switching drink orders grossly impossible. All things considered, the place is pretty huge and they have an ample amount of televisions. The shows are pretty intimate and great for something like Hairbanger's Ball, but I wouldn't want to see a for realz show here. Just kind of a weird atmosphere for a non-party band. I would go back here again, but I'll definitely avoid the alcohol specials next time. Sorry Joe's. I'll try you out on a weeknight when the grass is greener.
(3)Matt M.
I have gone here for 3 or 4 UFC events on their giant outdoor projector and have been pleased for the most part. However, the place can get outrageously packed and people get drunk and block the screen. They are way understaffed, but the staff does try hard - just can't keep up. After 10 pm one should expect a lot pink/lavender polos matched with skinny jeans and livestrong bracelets.
(3)Brian P.
The bouncers here are total douchebags. I rather take my money and go to a bar that would appreciate my money elsewhere. I dont see how this place is so popular. I will never walk into this place ever again even if someone paid me a million dollars.
(1)Deana R.
I try hard not to be an annoying vegetarian. One of the ways I do that is by looking up menus for restaurants online before I go there, so I know if I should eat a sandwich or something before I leave. Joe's online menu lists quite a few fish and veggie options that they don't actually have, which wouldn't have been so bad if the waitress hadn't been like "Yeah, well, it's kind of a meat place..." when I asked about it. I might have known it was "kind of a meat place" if they'd put the correct menu online. Also, they ran out of glasses halfway through my visit and just started serving smaller drinks for the same price, and the service was generally slow and apathetic.
(1)Laur N.
Mostly because the bouncer didn't even let us in. My boyfriend and I were going to meet my sister and her friend here. We wanted to get in before 9pm so we wouldn't have to pay the $10 cover (which kind of defeats the purpose of going for 25 cent beers). We were taking the bus when we noticed that time was ticking, so we grabbed a cab ($8) and made it there just in the nick. *Phew* The bouncer checks my ID. A-ok. Then, the bouncer checks the Italian ID of my 30 year old boyfriend, who looks every minute of 30. He sees the date. He sees my old man. He says he needs his PASSPORT, because too many college kids try to use fakes to get in. It's their policy, he says. I explain that we're meeting my sister and we took a cab here and all... I ask nicely, would it be possible if we go back home, get his passport, come back, could we please just pay the $3 cover, all things considered? He says maybe. He says he'll let us cut the line, but he won't commit to a yes or a no on the cover charge thing. Even a no is better than a maybe in this instance, seeing that we just cabbed it over, I would like a guarantee one way or another. But.. no. So we went somewhere else, and met up with my sister at a nearby spot a little later. I see now that the insane line is wrapping around the block, so at least I can appreciate the offer to let us cut if we came back. But by that point I don't think I'd want to go in after I heard the excited "omg bars lol clubs! &#*% collage lmfao! omg omg lol" that was resonating from the overdressed underage kids in line. I might try again, but either way I'll be sure to get there before they do.
(1)Morgan V.
Recently I was trying to assess what I do with my weekends and I realized that I'm at Joe's on Weed St. probably 2-4 times per month. Considering that there's only 8 weekend nights in a month, that's pretty hefty. Joe's is THE Chicago go-to for country concerts. They have an incredible lineup of country from small names from Texas to stars who could headline an arena if they wanted. I've seen Eric Church, Jake Owen (twice), Blake Shelton, Robert Earl Keen, Pat Green, (gave my Miranda Lambert tix to the ex girlfriend), and a bunch of Red Dirt Country shows that most people have never heard of there. The setting is intimate and the band can actually see and interact with the crowd. Joe's is also home to a majority of Chicago's best cover bands. Mike and Joe, Sixteen Candles, and Rod Tuffcurls have played there many times. Even saw a midget cover band of Britney Spears (Mini Britney) one night. Random. On top of the best concert venue in town, Joe's has great prices. Saturday nights are $5 pitchers of Coors Lt. Pitchers are only $10 on the other nights, which is still a great deal. They are also home to the Steelers Club of Chicago. I hate the Steelers with a passion, but I'm envious that my Seahawks don't have a similar following. They bring in a live band with a full brass section and rope off the front area for their games. Looks like quite the experience! To compliment their dinner menu, Joe's recently purchased a smoker and has started working BBQ into their rotation. I haven't been around to try the new food though. See you at the next show!
(5)Andrea B.
I've been here twice, so maybe I'm a bit harsh in my review but if I was writing a review on my first trip here, it would be great because it was slow, the beers were cheap, and it was relaxed. This was the way it started on my second visit, and then it got weird. First off, I don't think Joe's knows what kind of bar it is. A sports bar? A club? A concert hall? A gathering of some of the rudest, sluttiest, and drunkest people you will ever meet? I feel bad for the poor souls that work here. I came here with a few girlfriends of mine after a work party to get some drinks and food. It was slow, and we took over a large table in the back. Everything started out fine; our waitress was nice, music was playing, beers were flowing. Soon however, Joe's started filling up with all sorts of crazy: douchebags, hippies, Trixies, slutty girls looking for a douchebag to take home, and the regular people who just want a damn drink. The music got louder (we weren't complaining), and the bodies started dancing. And grinding...and getting in our way. A trip to the bathroom became a nightmare not only because it took us ten minutes just to split the masses of people like Moses, but because every time my friends and I used the restroom, it seemed something happened. My friend found a used feminine product on the floor; I found a purse (no worries ladies, I did turn it in, money and all). Then they have the wonderful lady who hands you towels and listens to you pee, and you feel bad not giving her a dollar because of it. We also realized the kitchen is situated in the same hall as the restrooms; and not only is your pizza going through that throng of dirty restroom air, it's also going through crazy sweaty people before you shove it in your mouth. No thanks. Oh, and I almost got in a fight with some girl who was in my way. I don't play; if you're too stupid to step aside when I ask, then I'm going to push and not say sorry. And yes...I will hurt you so don't try me. And then we had to deal with the masses of drunks trying to take our seats every time we stood up. I really hate crowded spaces, if you couldn't tell. I had a good time with the company I was with; we danced, we drank, we went home. Will i return? Maybe...just not on a Tuesday!
(2)Michael R.
I have mixed feelings on Joe's. It definitely has some great events and if you are looking to watch a fight or ppv or game, then this is the spot. The place is huge and has tv's all over. The only thing i hate is the prices on drinks and the douchebags that seem to all congregate here. Plus the parking in the area sucks horribly. Again, you won't regret going but you will feel like you could have had the same or better experience somewhere else for cheaper.
(3)Nicole M.
I was a little upset with joe's bar. I'm a waitress as well so I try not to give bad reviews unless the experience is pretty bad. We were seated in the back section for a concert sunday night and out waitress had about 7 tables by herself which can be stressful I understand. She came up to us in a timely manner and took our drink and food orders. We got our drinks and waited about 20 minutes for food. I ordered a hot dog (which was a good deal of $4 for a hot dog and fries) and my friend got a grilled cheese. Our waitress brought my hot dog out and asked if there was anything else she could get us. Well, yes the other food we ordered. She said she would go grab it and didn't come back for 10 minutes saying the kitchen was backed up. Backed up for a grilled cheese that takes 5 minutes? If it would have been put in the same time as the hot dog, it would have come out the same time so she obviously had not written our order down and forgot to put it in (trust me I know the excuses). So I was a little frustrated and we waited another 15 minutes for my friends food while I had already finished mine. I also had asked for some tots so my friend wasn't eating alone and then she came back saying they were out so we just took the bill. But she had taken my ID and credit card when she first came to the table so I had to wait for her to come back and bring me those. Overall, the hot dog bun was burnt and a little too stale. The fries were pretty decent. I just wish she hadn't made up an excuse for forgetting.
(2)Jayne K.
Over the past 3 years, Joe's for me has become like that ex you call up when the last call pickings are particularly slim. Familiar and satisfying, yet you can't help thinking your time would have been better spent trying something new. That said, we had some great times, didn't we Joes? My first country concert in Chicago, my shocking discovery that RC cola makes the most delicious rum and diet, Oklahoma's beatdown of Texas et all... It's not your fault Joes. Your pizzas still tasty, your Coors light's still cheap and plentiful and your clientele is still delightfully trashy. We've just grown apart as I've grown up. I'll see you around though. Probably sooner rather than later.
(3)Andrew B.
Joe's is a great bar to enjoy some sports on a Saturday. The pitchers are $4 on Saturday and there are plenty of TVs. Some large screens and some smaller ones right next to your table. There isn't much natural light and when you walk out into the sunlight it kind of feels like you just exited a casino. Of course, you could just wander across the street to the OTB and enjoy a great day of actual gambling. The food is pretty good for a bar and my favorite feature is the free toppings available for the burgers and sandwiches. Instead of charging you a dollar for bacon or mushrooms, the toppings are all free. You get a great burger and have a nice little topping salad on the side.
(4)Mihir P.
I always thought the name of this place was Joe's on Weed and not Joe's Sports Bar. I prefer my interpretation. Good place to see a game and great place to see a band, Awesome drink specials like $.25 beers and $2 pitchers!
(3)Dennis S.
It might have been a four star bar if the Illini hadn't stunk. Joe's is a great place to watch a sporting event, especially anything Big Ten. With a hundred screens and room for hundreds of patrons, you'll find fans for every team on the screen. Service is good, beer selection is excellent, food is acceptable. If only Illinois hadn't gone 11 minutes without scoring a point and embarrassing themselves in the Big Ten Basketball Tournament Semifinals. Sorry, but it didn't end up as a four star experience.
(3)Rain S.
Joes Bar is an absolute blast... The prices are very reasonable. The crowd is fun and very friendly. They play awesome music during halftime/commercial breaks. The crowd is what makes this place so much fun.... people are down to cheer with you. They are rowdy and you are in for a good time! I go to Joes for games... like football or ufc fights.. i just went there last night to a ufc fight... and it was happening... altho it was a sausagefest- what do you expect? its UFC!!! What I like about this place is that its HUGE! You wont be shoulder to shoulder with people... you have room to move around and nobody is up in your face.
(5)Jen M.
My husband's band, The Rumrunners, play here from time to time. The owners treat them very well, and I have always appreciated that. Overall, very fratty clientele. However, they have good music, decently priced drinks, and a lot of room.
(5)Mike K.
Precis: If you're a suburbanite, get in here because you'll love it. If you're a City dweller, I'd advise you stay away from Weed Street entirely, but you already knew that, didn't you? Joe's is a suburban bar nestled in the City. The front is a sports bar, and the back is a concert venue. That's about all you need to know. I've only been here for certain events and never on my own volition. The latest visit was on a Friday night for one of those "free parties" someone knew of. I'm well aware of what that means and told my friend: a line at the door, a big crowd at the bar, two severely overworked bartenders and long waits for drinks. I ended up being right across the board. We ended up being able to get two free beers out of the deal. Oh, they also made you fill out information cards at the door for this "free party" that asked for name, email, phone number, DOB, etc. Some poor sap in 312 and another one in Europe or elsewhere are going to be contacted by Joe's. Sorry. I'll give Joe's on Weed one thing, if it's any consolation. It's the best bar on Weed Street. And Bob's Yer Uncle.
(2)Rahman U.
Don't eat here, just don't. On three separate occasions I've eaten here and been disappointed every time. I mean no one expects a sports bar to be serving gourmet food, but at least make it edible. The first time I went I tried the Italian Beef sandwich. Yikes. No taste whatsoever and it wasn't even hot. Fool me once, shame on me. The second time I came here I had the Grilled Chicken Breast sandwich. What I got was a dry, bland piece of lukewarm chicken and a couple fries. Sensing a theme here? Fool me twice, shame on me. The third and final time I came to watch the Bears vs Lions on Monday Night Football. I thought I was being smart and ate a little before I arrived. Inevitably, around halftime my stomach began talking to me. Ok, I thought to myself, what's something that's impossible to mess up? Ding! Chips and salsa. Sadly this couldn't have been further from the truth. It's obvious they attempted to make their own salsa and guacamole but failed miserably. The salsa was runny, had way too many onions and virtually no spices. The guac, don't even get me started on that. I would have paid more for them to pour me some Tostito's salsa out of a jar. Yeah, it was that bad. Fool me a third time, I'm just a fool. Should've known better. The one redeeming quality about this place is large amount of flat screen tvs and projectors they have. I guess if you need to watch a game, it's not the worst place to go. My only request is that you do not, under any circumstances, come here on an empty stomach. The servers are either oblivious to the fact that the food is horrible or simply don't care.
(2)Chris R.
Went there for a Wednesday happy hour when they have 50% off everything in the place. Tap selection is pretty solid featuring Fat Tire, Bells, Sam Adams Winter, etc... so you can get pretty good beer. Downside is they serve it in plastic pitchers and plastic cups. More appropriate for a deck bar than inside a place. Food was acceptable but the sweet potato fries were excellent, thin cut, dusted with brown sugar, and served with a chipotle ketchup. One of the best versions of those I have had. A ton of tv's and comfortable seating as well to watch games. All and all I give it 3 stars although a simple switch to glassware would bump it to 4 stars.
(3)Reid G.
This place is pretty good, a huge bar, lots of room if the place is near empty but it can get packed. There must be at least a few hundred people in there on the weekends. Tuesday night is $2 pitchers and quarter beers, go at least once! It is a great time, but very hectic at the same time. Their normal drink prices and cover is pretty expensive. Lots of young people here but some older people do mix well into the crowd. Try their delicious food in the outside seating area during summer! Its a great way to relax after a long week.
(4)Monique C.
Joe's is a good place to watch games. Food is okay and service isn't terrible. If you're going here on a Tuesday night, you have to come early otherwise there is a long line to get in. I'm not too fond of the layout of the place and the music they play here isn't the greatest. Not to mention, you almost always end up getting beer spilled on you and parking around this area sucks. Other than that, they have $2 pitchers so I can't really complain.
(2)Jamie B.
It was a great deal on Tuesday..pitchers for $2 and pizza half off. Some really great concerts with reasonable drink prices but it can get sooooo hot that it's uncomfortable
(3)Samra M.
I went here for my 21st birthday I had a great time 1-because i was drunk 2-i was with friends 3-danced like no tomorrow 4-did not throw up at the end of the night (yay booya!) anyways, its a fun chill place, we went on a day where there were $2 pitchers of beer, and people were shoving it down my throat (for my birthday) very fun and a casual setting the next time we went was another tuesday and had a blast again bartender gave my friend and I huge shots, made friends with her, danced with supposedly 3-5 different guys, got picked off the ground chi-town moved, lol fun interesting night bring a school ID for a discount, it's 10 bucks to get in, almost always crowded, get there early the line gets long and they usually cut it off at 12am
(3)Joshua H.
I wouldn't give this bar high marks really, but if you go for the right reasons, you'll probably be happy. It has a very young college aged/acting crowd. Not a bad thing just a fact. The beer specials are very cheap ($4 pitcher of coors light on Saturdays or something like that). They do tend to run out of the Saturday beer special. If you like country music they get some well known names in there. I've gone for day drinking to watch football games and such and it was a good spot to do so. Again if you want to drink cheaply this is a good bet. The staff was friendly enough.
(2)Marie B.
Went here with friends to attend a fundraising event. The concept seemed like a good idea...pay $15 and have an op to see a variety of local acts...most were pretty good. Where I had a problem: - The organizers sold more tickets...than they had seats for!? Standing room only? In a dive? I think not! - The wait staff was horrible. The management had obviously not scheduled enough wait staff to cover the number of people in attendance. We waited at least a half hour for the waitress to take our drink order...then another 30 minutes passed before my friend went to the bar to get our drinks. Same issue with our food order (note: we only ordered a salad and french fries)...it was as if the waitress forgot to put in the order!? Then, they brought the food with no flatware!? Definitely, not a place I'd go if I expected service of any sort.
(1)Linda F.
Always a good time. I can't say I've ever been disappointed. I've been there to celebrate my bday with a couple of friends, sporting events - football, hockey, basketball - to see 16 candles & of course just to hang out. This past Saturday was no different, if not even better. My nephew turned 30 and we wanted to take him out for a few drinks. We also wanted some place we could invite a larger than usual crowd. I contacted Joe's to see what they could accommodate on a Sat. night. I'm sure it was helpful that there were no huge sporting events, but they were more than accommodating. Jessica was responsive to ALL of my emails. It felt like I had a million questions, that came to me one at a time. In less than a couple of hours I had a place for us to meet. I don't know if the rooftop is new, but it is to me. I have no idea how many times I must have missed it. About 20 or so of us showed up & we sat up on the rooftop. It was fabulous. The staff was amazing. Accommodating us with seats and tables. The waitresses were all over every order. They managed SEVERAL tabs with no issues - I guess they are pros at that, though. The music was perfect - type and volume. None of us lost our voices trying to talk and all of us swayed with the tunes. We definitely lucked out with great weather, but more importantly - NO BUGS!!! We are not sure how they did that, but on a slightly humid night, we expected to get eaten alive. Again, its always a good time, and I will no doubt be back, but they made this special evening a fantastic memory! Thank you Joe's!!
(5)Erin D.
You know why I like Joe's....I've never eaten here, never watched a game here, drank a few cocktails here but you really wanna know why I love the hell out of Joes..???? The talent they bring in for concerts. They are the leader in bringing the Red Dirt Music Scene to Chicago and for that because I can't make the trips to OK to see the bands...I love you Joes. Thank you...
(5)Thongsy S.
I don't get all the hype about this place. This seems like any other average bar I've been to (albeit much larger than the average). Reminds me of a college bar. It seems to cater to universities and private organizations because I see alumni and private events happening at this place all the time. There are plenty of tvs around to catch any game. They also have a pretty nice outdoor patio with an outdoor bar. Service is good and the upside to this place is they hold UFC-like fights in their back room (with the octagon and everything).
(3)Gwen R.
This place has a killer setup (that's right, I said "killer") for Sunday football---I am from KC and come here to catch the games that aren't televised here (so, basically all of them) and it's always a total blast. The food is very reasonable and is good old-fashioned bar food--the nachos are my fave and the portion size is enormous, so if you order, bring your friends with appetites. My favorite time to come to Joe's, however, is for the concerts--especially if they're on a Thursday night, when domestic bottles are $1 (I KNOW!)...the venue is the perfect size and fulfills all my little heart's desires for the sweet sounds of red dirt country bands like Randy (F'in) Rogers Band, Stoney LaRue, Wade Bowen, Cody Canada, and then the up-and-coming mainstream acts that haven't gone total d-bag just yet. Good place--the bartenders are relatively efficient and there are several places to get drinks during a concert, which comes in handy. My only complaint would be the younger crowds--but I realize the location guarantees that so no big deal--they make for good people watching.
(4)Kaitlyn V.
If you'd rather not spend your evening getting splashed with beer and standing on a beer-drenched concrete floor as drunk people grope one another, don't go to Joe's. But the prices are great and the nostalgic music is a lot of fun.
(2)Jessica C.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's! You can't go wrong. This place is good to your pockets, lively to your soul, and wild on your feet! Go on a Tuesday for $2 Pitchers. Yes, pitcher for you. Pitcher for me. Repeat. You'll have the time of your life boozing it up, playing flippy cup, or just being a sloppy mess on the dance floor. Once the DJ starts playing the essential hits of the 90s (You know, all things NSYNC) you'll find yourself indulging in some hard core dancing and singing as well. Keep in mind that everyone is on your level. So it is highly probable that you'll get uber sloppy by the end of the night. Awesome place to watch games and order pizza, burgers, sandwiches, etc. Beware of the unfortunate long lines for this place. I swear, sometimes I get there past 9:30pm and the line wraps around the block. What is this, a night at the Roxbury?! You've gotta be kidding me!? Bottom line: be smart and beat the crowd.
(3)Al D.
Tuesday nights are the best times to go: half priced pizza and pitchers. It's fun, the tv's show the ball game AND soccer! There's a bit of douchebaggery present later at night in the beer garden as the crowd seems to be the same (or is the same) from Barleycorn, but I've never had an unpleasant experience there. Going there in the winter is the best; always find booths, hot free popcorn, and you always run into people you want to see there for a change. Going in a group is the way here, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody coming with one other person, and those who do usually leave early. It's fun, but watch out for the weak drinks, and the stench of puke eminating from the washrooms (I kid you not...one night the urinals were rendered useless by this) Plus the waitresses with attitudes. Our group attracts them like flies. We've learned to deal with them, but don't be taken back with the eye rolling, tounge-clicking, etc. Oh, and for a non-Italian restaurant, their pizza is not to be missed, they do it right.
(3)Damian C.
Ok, even if the food is pretty good and decently priced, and the $2 pitcher special is nearly impossible to beat, I think last night just completely ruined this place for me. (Though I admit that I'll go back just cause a friend works there and will likely make me feel better about this). I had been trying to make it to half price pizza/$2 pitcher/quarter beer Tuesday for a while, and finally had the chance to yesterday. Nothing could have suited me better. When my friend Michelle and I walked in, we noticed that we had to pay a cover of $3. For what reason? I don't know. But OK, FINE, we'll deal. We grabbed a booth and waited a few minutes for our waitress. Since Michelle didn't want beer, I decided to get a few quarter beers. We then put in an order for a pepperoni pizza. Our waitress made herself fairly scarce most of the time, which was weird (or not??) cause the place wasn't super crowded like we had expected. I sat thirsty a few times, but she would catch me just before my breaking point. 45 minutes after we ordered everything, our food came. There may have been 5 pepperonis on the entire pizza, and the sauce was only around the edges. I guess the cooks must have magically known that we didn't really like too much sauce on our pizza, but it may as well have been cheesy bread. At the risk of waiting another 45 minutes for pizza, we decided not to complain when the waitress came by to ask how everything was. She probably should have known it was crappy as she was taking it out too us. After we ate, I asked for my check. I saw the bill was about $11, and since she had already taken my credit card and ID when we first sat down and ordered, I just told her to run my card. She walked off for a few, then came back to tell me she couldn't run my card because there was a $20 minimum, and there had to be at least $15 on the card (wtf???). I told her she could just run the card for $15 because I had no cash. NOPE. The manager said that was NOT an option. ARGH. I ran in the back to go to the ATM (which of course charged ME) to grab her a $20. She brought back my change, apologized for the inconvenience, and took off. I got up and realized she forgot to give me my ID and credit card. So began the 3 minute chase of finding her to get it back. All in all, what a disappointment. Not 100% her fault at all, but I've never heard of minimums when food was also ordered. Maybe they could have added in our cover charges to bring my CC bill up to $17 and some change. Maybe THAT could have been OK'ed for scanning by the manager.
(2)Gary E.
Giant sports bars filled with tourists and drunken college kids is definitely not my scene - however, after 8 years in Chicago I wound up here this past weekend. A friend of ours had a 30-person table reserved for the Kentucky Derby so we knew that regardless of what the rest of the crowd was like, we'd have a good crew with us. The place was JAMMED but our server (wish I remembered her name to give her props) was really awesome and handled the crowd perfectly. Things I remember: 1) Didn't win my Derby bets. 2) Didn't leave until after the Mayweather-Mosley fight 9 hours later. 3) The crowd wasn't nearly as crappy as I expected it to be. I would return for another "big event" but definitely not somewhere I would go otherwise.
(4)Shonnie M.
We've been here 2 times now. I'm originally from Texas and I had NO idea how many country music fans were in the Chicago area! LOVE it! The place is horribly crowded especially when a good group is playing, but a blast none the less! I can't comment on the food but the beer is cold :)
(4)Rebecca C.
If you're a fan of cheap beer, dancing and partying antics that are reminiscent of a college party, and multiple flat screen TV's showcasing your favorite sports teams then this THE place for you. Tuesday nights are best at this place. Get their early (BEFORE 9:30!) to avoid the line that tends to wrap around the block and to score some decent street parking. Also, be prepared to get beer spilled on you at one point or another during the night! Not the fanciest of places or parties, but I think that's part of Joe's charm. Also, the front door people are DICKS! Guys, make sure you are wearing no baggy clothes and no t-shirts. They tend to nit pick any little thing, and even gave my girlfriend a hard time about her ID the other night because her hairstyle was different at the time she took her ID picture. They made her sign her signature and asked her what her zodiac sign was. STUPID!
(3)K B.
This bar has a serious identity crisis! Sports bar? Club complete with bathroom attendants? Band venue? It has all three elements but they all contradict each other to make an overall awkward atmosphere- complete with overpriced awful pizza and frat boy haven. Good drink specials warrant the 2 star rating. I work for a bar and must say this didn't live up to the industry hype. With some minor improvements they could be a hot spot on any night- but considering what I experienced tonight, I won't be back.
(2)Diane H.
Although a sports bar, I have only been to Joe's on Friday or Saturday nights for concerts. I just moved to Chicago this winter, but I have already discovered this is a great concert venue as I prefer small venues to big stadium concerts and you can't beat the price of $10-25 on average. Depending on the headliner, the place can be packed, but even crowded you can get close and still see the performers on the stage. I also LOVE that they frequently book country acts to play. Having spent a year I the south, I miss going to bars every weekend to see up and coming country acts before they hit it big and you can't see them without shelling out at least $50 for bad seat. Joe's is the best place I found in Chicago for intimate country concerts. Joe's layout is also great for concerts. There is a big room when you first walk in, then there is the concert room in the back, and a patio outside. This helps it from getting too crowded and if you do become overwhelmed by the people there are other rooms you can go to get a break and refresh your drink.
(4)Ashley S.
Reminds me of the bars in Iowa City.. you can get plastered with attractive people but its not too nice where you feel like an ass if wasted. I have gone a lot and had a great time. Great concert venue if it isn't too crowded for Country music and cover bands. $1 beers....yes please! They didn't play the Hawks commentary during the game even though they are listed as an official hawks bar. Instead they played a UFC fight. wtf?
(4)Gerald P.
You can hear the "let's get wasted" chants from a mile away. I almost expected the completion of a beer bong to be part of the cost of entry. It's impossible to tell from the facade but this place is pretty huge. I was here for a flip cup tourney most recently, held in the back room where they normally hold concerts. It's a pretty sweet set up. I forgot about Joe's 'sports bar' designation until the hockey game started BLASTING over the loud speakers. Boo for that - a reasonable volume of 73 - 111 decibels would have sufficed. They were cool enough to pump some music during commercials for those much needed dance breaks. By the end of the tourney the floor was completely covered in beer, rhythm was no longer a requirement for dancing and 90% of the crowd was stumbling around with their own personal pitchers of beer. This was at 6pm. I'll give a two thumbs up to the staff here. I'm sure the event I attended was only a small taste of the drunken buffoonery they deal with on a regular basis but they kept smiles on their faces through it all. There's valet parking, a few other bars in the other to check out if you get bored and a nifty patio for the smokers. It's not somewhere I would frequent as I'm not a big sports fan, but I'd definitely recommend as a place to take your friends when they visit from out of town. Well done, Joe's.
(4)Evan B.
Good to watch sports! That is it. Food is subpar, Bloody Marys are good, service is ok.
(3)Ben K.
Joe's on Weed has two main strengths: it's a great place to watch multiple sporting events at once, and it has extremely cheap pitchers of Coors Light. This place is at its best for NFL Sundays. In the front room, you have control of at least one TV set at your table, with highlighted games on the big screens. In the back room, most every seat can see almost every game going on at once. I come here as many Sundays as I can during NFL season just for that overwhelming sensation of seeing every player on every fantasy team I own on screen all at once. Watch out in the front room during Steelers games though; the marching band can get a bit intense for those unprepared. As for the Coors light... well let's just say I'm not usually ready for Coors light at 12pm on Sunday even if it's only $6 for a pitcher. So I usually end up drinking about $15 worth of diet coke (no free refills). Finally, the food is pretty decent. Highlights are the appetizers (toasted ravioli and mac&cheese bites in particular) and the pizza. The one problem with the apps is that they bring them out in a basket that looks like it is just astonishingly loaded full of delicious toasted ravioli or whatever you ordered. Unfortunately you take a couple bites and discover that it's actually a basket with toasted rav on top, loaded up underneath with a mound of extremely generic crinkly fries. But hey, fried food and cheap beer is what you're looking for. You came for the sports right?
(4)Santiago A.
Hmm. I've only ever gone to meet up with friends, and I probably won't go back unless meeting friends again. It's ok, but man... it's like being transported back in time. It's definitely like having a college bar flash from the past. This kind of bar was fun while I was in school. Sometimes, it didn't matter or no one noticed how unappealing the surroundings were because we were all busy getting ripped enough to make a few mistakes. You know the ones, like ouch, ouch you're on my hair. You know the rest... don't act like you don't. Anywho, that was then and this is now. It's a large space that is sometimes almost empty and sometimes completely packed. I guess the day of the week and/or local events determine what kind of atmosphere it will be. I would say if you're going to hit it hard with several friends, then sure, knock yourself out. Usually those kind of nights are succesful wherever they take place. If it's just you and a couple buddies or friends from out of town... then you're probably better off picking somewhere else.
(3)kim l.
Free Popcorn. Steelers Games. Big Screen TVs. Loaded Fries. Need I say more. This place is amazing!!
(5)Veronica M.
AWESOME Country Bar - great live music - love the staff - hate that my feet stick to the floor and no toliet paper in the womens bathrooms.........
(4)Jesse A.
I suspect Joe's is the sort of bar that unwittingly produces Yelp reviews that tell you more about the reviewer than about the place. So ... leaving aside the little issue that *sports bars a really really not my thing* - I can tell you a few things I learned about Joe's on Weed last weekend. We went there for the 80s cover band night (with Sixteen Candles). We thought it was going to be bizarre, crowded, pushy, and disgusting. It was all of those things, but it was also really fun. The place was jam packed with a crowd that seemed like ex-frat boys, but maybe that's a bit simplistic. What would I know? I haven't actually met any frat boys. Anyway, there were plenty of douchebags doing and saying offensive things, and plenty of people who had no idea how to respond to the fact that one of my friends is in a wheelchair, and we were in a crowd. While some people were really helpful and made room for us, and other people thought it was a better idea to stroke my friends hair patronisingly. Go team! I love America. In any case, we eked a little space in the crowd and danced and danced ... until barreling through the crowd came four security guards and a giant beer trolley. Much pushing, shoving, and discussion ensued, none of which I could hear over "This Tainted Love" - but as a result, we found ourselves right next to the beer cart (which turned out to be rather handy in this crowd... even though $4 for Coors Light was depressing). But it gets sillier: As a special favor, the security guards entrusted us with their special laser pointer. If the crowds were making it too hard for my friend to maneuver, we were instructed to shine this laser IN THE EYE of a certain security guard, and - should he somehow not be blinded by the experience - he was all set to come and part the crowd so my friend could get through. And you know what? It worked! I swear I'm not making this up. The only thing that beats men with gadgets, is men giving women gadgets to spur the men into exaggerated chivalrous action. PS - Good place to watch boxing. I mean on TV. It is probably unnecessary for me to mention that this place still operates on a 3:1 ratio of TVs to people, even on weekends.
(3)Melissa P.
We went there when the Bulls and Hawks were playing to advance in the playoffs. We knew it would be busy (we all work in the industry) so we made a reservation. Advertised on their website and through out their building were $2 pitchers, 0.25 drafts beers and half off pizzas. We gave our server $20 in the very beginning, she was really nice and we just wanted her to realize that we'd be worth her time. Again, we weren't expecting her there every 5 minutes, it was busy, we know this. Initially she was very attentive, we ordered many pitchers of beer and finally decided on a bbq chicken pizza. The whole 2nd and most of the 3rd period of the hockey game she was MIA. We had to go up to the bar multiple times to get drinks because she wasn't around and even had to ask other staff members for things. Speaking of the bar, there were only 2 bartenders behind each bar with a full house because of the games. Talk about understaffed. My roommate and I wanted to order burgers and had to wait until about 5 minutes left in the game to order because she was no where to be found and when we asked to order she was exasperated about the whole situation. We get the bill along with our burgers...looking at the bill our pizza wasn't half off. When we asked her about the pizza she said that it was only for cheese, sausage and pepperoni pizzas. I was a little put off that she wouldn't have mentioned that in the beginning when we were initially ordering the pizza. The venue is nice, don't get me wrong. I just think they were way understaffed for the event.
(2)Lucia Z.
My review for Joe's depends on what I'm there for, so let me review it separately: As a sports-viewing bar, Joe's is great. I give it four stars, five in the months between May and October when the outdoor patio is open. There are plenty of flat screens and a few big projectors, allowing for great viewing of games. The setup is very warehouse-like, so there is a lot of room for big parties. As one of a handful of Illini bars in the city, Joe's is a great place for Illini games. The drinks aren't too expensive and I have never had any complaints in regards to the service. As a going out bar, Joe's sucks. I give it two stars or less. The size and shape make it kind of awkward for anything but game-watching, and the fact that it's such a crappy place but still charges cover on many weekends (one of the few bars in Chicago that does) is absurd. I'm not a huge fan of live music unless it's really good, and Joe's always seems to have random live bands performing, so that could be part of the reason I don't really like it.
(3)Craig M.
Yeah, this place has tons of screens for viewing all your favorite sports. It had the Illinois bball game and the Bulls game on at once, and since I'm living in Texas now, I was in heaven watching them both at once. They had great beer, although I just drank Shiner (great) and Coors Light (not great). They also had some extremely good chicken wings and some brisket tacos! HMFS!! Wish I was in Chicago now, this bar is dope.
(4)Mindy B.
I wasn't thrilled... but it was probably the fact that I went with a large group and this place isn't really conducive to that. I can't speak for seeing a show here. I could see going with a small group to watch a game if I'm in the area, but I wouldn't travel to do so. Some strange cowboy dude was trying to get my girlfriends and I to come dance on the stage all night... ewws.
(2)Kristine L.
This bar seemed to think it was a downtown bar (bouncers that took their job WAY too seriously, and $8 cover on a TUESDAY?) Granted, once inside it was $2 pitchers or something so I guess that was supposed to make up for the cover charge, but seriously it's freakin Tuesday night, the games were all done, the beer was still green from St Patty's day. Also, if you're going to have a cover charge, get a better DJ. I think the guy in the back room had his I Tunes up and was scratching intermittently to prove he was a real DJ. He was also excellent at killing the vibe on the dance floor with his musical mood swings. Other note on the music, when I walked in I was completely confused by the sports bar look, but "As Long As You Love Me" by the backstreet boys was blaring over all of this. I will give them points for being big because even though it was crowded I didn't get smashed around like at a lot of other bars. Also, I know it's also a good live music venue, and I've actually wanted to come before to see Miranda Lambert and some other country shows. The space in back seems like it would be really cool for a show, but other than to maybe come for a concert, I'd never go back again.
(2)Becky B.
The first I was here a couple months ago for an iu game we had horrible service and I was hoping it was an isolated incident... Not so much. I Was back last night with friends who were already there. I was at the table for 15 minutes before the server came by. They no longer had the seasonal beer I wanted so I asked for a list ...3 times , and still didnt get one. After 35 minutes I finally got a beer. It wasn't packed and the server was very rude. I served for 4 years so I have some patience for things taking time etc., but I have no patience for someone who is flat out rude to customers for no reason. I hope I never find myself at joes again.
(1)Thad K.
Went to Joe's on a Tuesday night, because I heard they were having $2 pitchers. Didn't really know about Joe's infamous Tuesday nights, but it was definitely a adventure. Trying to park around there is rough, Joe's was charging $12 to park in their parking lot, but I found a FREE spot around the corner. They were also charging a $10 cover which I expected.. Inside was really crowded, and that led to about 3 fights. They played way too much Country music for my taste, but for the most part it was Top 40. Get your taste buds ready for Coors Light!
(3)A L.
Let's Go Steelers!!! OK, this place gets 4 stars because it made me feel like I was back in Pittsburgh when I walked in for the game. The crowd of approx 100+ was enthusiastic in their cheering and the polka band was just such a Pittsburgh thing! There were about 8 screens and the big one devoted to the Pgh game and the other 8 were showing other NFL games going on. Not bad. I only got there after halftime :( so I only got one beer, a Blue Moon for $5. Not bad. I think their Rolling Rocks were $3. If I stayed in Chicago, this is definitely the place to be for a Steelers game!!!!
(4)Betty R.
Came here to watch the UGA/UT game with the Georgia alumni while I was in town for the marathon. This place is HUGE, and the individual TVs at each table are a big plus. Service was really good, and drink specials were nice as well (I believe they had $4 pitchers, mimosas, bloodies, and Firefly cocktails). Joe's was out of the way in relation to where we were staying, but the trip was worth it - it was a great place to watch the game and party with other fans.
(4)Gwynne R.
Tuesday night is probably the only time I'd ever step foot in here. It reminds me a BIT too much of CO's down in Champaign (those who went to U of I or ever visited will feel me on that tip). The last time I came here was a couple years ago on a weekend night and I had the WORST night ever. From getting insulted, to seeing my ex and his new gf, to waking up the next day with pink eye---all around shitty experience. ANYWAY! This time I went on a Tuesday, which was actually pretty awesome. $3 cover, $5 huge pizzas, and $2 pitchers. Uh oh...trouble for us working folks. I downed a couple of pitchers and ended up playing flippy cup. Great times! As for the atmosphere, the bar is basically looks like a huge warehouse painted all black, with bars. It also has TVs everywhere, and the beer garden has a TV screen projected onto the wall---that was cool. The people...well, there were a ton of DBs wearing pink polos everywhere. As well as your run of the mill grimey ass creepers. However, there were some cute guys as well. By the end, I was drunk and wanted to stay and hit on some people. Alas, I had to work the next day. I'll def come back on a Tuesday. Until then, Joe's....
(3)Kate M.
I have only come to joe's to watch games and it's a great place! This place is huge so it never really seems over crowded and they have more than enough tv's. If you sit in a booth, you can control the tv's in your booth which is nice. On Saturdays, you can get $4 Coors pitchers. They also have other various specials on things such as bloody marys. The servers are really friendly and very attentive! I love their wings..so I highly suggest them. I suggest coming here to watch a game!
(4)It's The F.
This was where I spent election night!!!!!!! So thats an automatic 5 stars because they had all those televisions all tuned into different stations for up to date coverage! Okay so we were to go to the field which obviously we didn't because I get kind of claustophbic and the thought of my five foot nothing behond standing there and not being able to see over the crowd or through them, so I basically psyched myself and him out. The bar was not crowded and although I was not expecting a cover 8.00 for him and 7.00 for me was reasonable. I thought about it afterwards......as we saw the tally coming in at thime 284 to 90'ish with Obama leading it we got the hell up after JUST sitting down and went to ride the streets celebrating. The decor was nice so was the staff..........
(5)Jims L.
I think Joe's Bar has so much potential, and falls flat everywhere they could do wonderfully. My biggest problem, though, is that the food just.. stinks! "Loaded Fries" should be called "Cheese Fries served with sour cream" and their "Macho Nachos" should similarly also just be called.. "Chips with Cheese." No wonder they have so many drink specials to try and attract people.
(2)Matt P.
The beer specials and food are awesome. The bathrooms are not, in fact, they're pretty gross. Be prepared to wait in line, even if you're a guy.
(3)Eldiva S.
This bar is barely ok in my book. What it's good for - TVS! Lot's of them - everywhere. HUGE screens whereever you look. Also LOTS of standing room space. The bar is huge-multi level, several rooms,etc. Bad things - Mixed drink selections are very poor - very limited higher end liquor, no Stoli options...High prices for the mixed drinks that you can order that are made with cheap booze... Bottom Line - Only come here if you are in desperate need of tvs, have a huge group with you or you want to check out the crowd (fratty/college).. I'll be skipping it....
(2)Ben B.
Awful crowd on 25 cent beer night...felt like I was gonna get shanked...guess I should've expected that though. Cheap beer is always good though just wish the crowd was better.
(2)Dana Z.
Just a disclaimer: my review here is about the process of getting into Joe's, not the bar itself! To begin with, Joe's stops letting people in at 12, which is CRAZY, stupid, and unnecessary. Second of all, Joe's dress code for men is RIDICULOUS and pretty obviously discriminatory. Their security and bouncers are rude, and the manager, Mark, is a complete asshole who does not care about the experience of his clientele at all (and wears khakis and a sweatshirt to work...classy). They have one huge bouncer who is allowed to make all the calls on dress code, and this sorry asshole spends his time choosing which men to let in based on his imaginary conception of what is baggy or not. Now, I am a frequent club and bar goer, and I understand why bars and clubs have a dress code. No one wants their place looking trashy. However, never in ANY bar or club that I have been to in Chicago have dress pants and a dress shirt not been allowed. The only type of attire that is allowed for men are tight jeans and a tight t-shirt, period. In this way, Joe's makes sure that the only men that are let in are preppy, juice-head, guido types that might make their fake college bar seem more legit. Joe's has been described as a "suburban bar in the city," and this is for a reason- they don't want any "urban-looking" men of any color frequenting their bar, and they ensure this by literally forcing their male patrons to dress not only up to a certain standard, but in a certain Abercrombie & Fitch style of dress which is just nuts in a city like Chicago. Furthermore, they're rude and arrogant while going about this. Quotes from my visit include "that's what we're looking for" (pointing to two white guys in Abercrombie and Fitch), "you've just gotta try and try again" (referring to getting the men's dress code right), and being told that a man's outfit must be "contoured to his body". Seriously Joe's, your cheap, watered down beer is not worth being scrutinized and insulted by your rude, discriminatory bouncer and manager. I'll take my money elsewhere, and hopefully in the meantime you can relocate to Iowa City, where you'll obviously fit in bitter. I attempted to go to Joe's with my boyfriend for a friend's birthday party on Tuesday. Walking up to Joe's, before even getting in the line, we are told by the bouncer that my boyfriend cannot get in due to dress code. Here's what my boyfriend was wearing: dress pants, dress shoes, and a short sleeve, non-baggy, button down shirt. Clothes that he should not and has never had a problem getting into any other bar or club in the city or suburbs of Chicago, many of them MUCH MUCH MUCH more upscale than the trashy place that Joe's is. According to the bouncer, my boyfriend's DRESS PANTS are too baggy, and he also makes up some problem with the shirt (visible elbows, i think?? his reasons did not make any sense, and were obviously bullshit). One security guard (not the rude bouncer described above) was very nice, seemed to disagree with the bouncer's call, and told us that if my boyfriend changed he would let us in even if it was after midnight. So since it was my friend's birthday, we made the effort to go to my boyfriend's father's house, so he could borrow some of his brother's clothes (we live on the south side and did not plan on driving all the way back there) to change into. Boyfriend changes into a long-sleeve button down and fitted jeans. We get back, and the bouncer still has a problem with my boyfriend's dress, giving us the bullshit lines listed above and making it clear that it's not a matter of bagginess, but a matter of style that he has a problem with. A style, might I add, that has gotten my boyfriend into every and any other club and bar in the city. When I realize what the issue is, I ask to speak to a manager, the unprofessional college looking kid. He's extremely rude and unwilling to hear our complaints. Later, I am told by the bouncer that he would have let my boyfriend in if I hadn't asked to speak to the manger, which was A) completely untrue and B)HORRIBLE FREAKING CUSTOMER SERVICE that shows what arrogant assholes the staff at Joe's are and how little they care about their clientele. This is not an isolated incident either. Several weeks ago, a few of my male friends from the University of Chicago were turned down from Joe's for wearing too much white and wearing khaki cargo shorts. Yep, that's right, turned down from a wannabe college bar for wearing white and khaki. While outside of Joe's at my "visit," I saw many young men wearing white and khaki shorts, just showing that it's not the clothing, but the people that the bouncers are taking issue with. My advice: take your money to a place that wants it. No cheap, watered down beer that is "enjoyed" next to meathead guido wannabes and trashy underage girls with fake id's is worth putting up with insults and discrimination by loser staff.
(1)Laurel D.
If you don't want to hear a girl from Texas talk about how she loves this country bar, click away now. I've been to over twenty concerts at Joe's (Pat Green, The Wreckers, Dierks Bentley, etc), and I've had a good time (if not a blast) every time I've stepped foot in this place. Even if you are all the way at the back of the bar during a show, you still feel like you can reach out and touch the performer - makes for some intimate performances. The crowd is different at any show, but people are always there to have a good time! The front room has plenty of big screens for watching sports games. There's also a tv in each booth, so if you are lucky enough to grab one, you can watch whatever game you choose. And most importantly, the wait to get a drink is never too long unless it's so crowded that you can't even make it to the bar.
(5)Y G.
Tuesday night is 25 cent beers, $2 pitchers, and half off pizza. THAT IS A FREAKING STEAL. We were here for happy hour and to celebrate a birthday. I can see why this would be a great place to watch sports, if you are into that sort of thing. Weekdays aren't crowded, but it did get worse as the night went on. Don't order their drinks, stick to beer. Don't get the pitcher, its cheaper to order 8 cups of beer. Make the waitress work for her tip. I ordered the wings and surprisingly..they were delicious. The pizza was HUGE. It was one of those thin greasy large pizzas that you can fold up and shove in your mouth and scream "GO TEAM!" with. Good thing nobody actually does that. I had a decent time here, it wasn't dark and it wasn't too loud, food is decent, beer cheap, me like.
(3)Pat W.
I'm giving this place 5 stars. Everyone knows Joes is the place to go for sports games. They have a great scene there... this we all know. This alone is worth the 5 star rating. But, Chicago is desperately lacking a country music scene. Yes, Carol's is great, but I can't stay up until 3 am anymore because I'm too old. I know, I know, we're far north, and the freezing cold really doesn't go hand in hand with southern music. But, Joe's brings in a ton of great, Red Dirt, Texas country bands. Red Dirt... what the @$@!# is that??? Think country rock. Actually, most of these bands, in my opinion, are more rock than country. Tickets are cheap at around $15 dollars. The crowds are friendly and fun. And guys... it's a fact that country music is loved by attractive women.
(5)Scott D.
Last night was my second time going to Joe's for a concert and drinks with friends. We had a great time. This place has decent specials, good atmosphere, and good food. This place is HUGE!!! Last night they had three different concerts going on at once. The crowd was tons of fun, lots of dancing and laughter. Unfortunately our waitress sucked the last two times I was here.
(2)Maggie E.
Note: This review is really only useful to people who are interested in going to bars to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers play (and hopefully kick ass). I found Joe's after people told me that Chicago had bars that actually dedicated their Sunday football to the Steelers. Having come from a small town in Pennsylvania, I had no idea that bars themed themselves by teams! Well, I wouldn't consider Joe's a "Steeler's Bar", as they are clearly an all around sports bar and music venue. However, whenever there's a Steelers game, the entire front portion of the establishment is decked out in black and gold, crazy fans, and a polka band! After having spent a year or so sitting by my jersey-clad self at any bar with the NFL ticket, I nearly cried (literally teared up!) when I walked into Joe's for the first time to watch my team. I guess this is more of a review of the fans who frequent these games. They're crazy. I guess I can include myself and say "We're crazy". Everyone is yelling, screaming, jumping, high-fiveing. You can go alone and there's still always someone there to cheer with, or weep with. I've tried a couple other Steelers' Bars, and they're not bad, but for some reason I always end up back at Joe's, probably for the enormous spectacle of the occasion. I always sit at the bar and find the service to be friendly and decently fast. My one thing this past week was they take your ID with your credit/debit card (which is totally protocol, I understand), but when I was ready to tab out, I watched as the bartender sifted through just a pile of all the cards she had collected. I don't know their system, and there could totally be a method to this madness, but that made me a little nervous. I did get everything back, though... so maybe I should just shut it on that point. Oh yeah, and you can drink Rolling Rock for $3.00, and just this past Sunday I saw people drinking Iron City... which I thought had gone bankrupt and stopped distributing out here. I'll have to look into that. I didn't give it a fifth star because I've really only been there a couple of other times outside of football season. But I've never felt anything to complain about, I can say that much. Oh yeah, and I've never really eaten there so I can't say anything about the food. Well, some guy gave me a slice of his pizza, once, but I was drunk so I don't remember how I felt about it :)
(4)Krys J.
A decent spot to grab a game, some brews & cheer on my Hoosiers with other alum. Occasionally, they host a few decent bands in the cavernous confines (large area, but they pack you in like cattle) in the back of the place. Words of advice: Beer Tubs! If you are here to shake your tailfeathers to their headliners, don't bother waiting by the bars and hit up the beer tubs to replenish your suds. The crowds, oh the crowds...an interesting mix of the jeans & tee crews with equal parts of the 'sure I am going to a sports bar but I will still adorn myself in my hooker's best'.
(2)John O.
I remember the 90's when I was in college and we would go here for and annual Birthday Party. I also was in college then and was looking for tail just like the other guy but now things have changed. They had great bands back then and it was cool because you could watch the games too. Today it's a little different I hear and more of a frat bar.
(3)Brianna L.
i effin love this place!! its always poppin on tues day nite..5 dolla holla..2 dolla pitchers ANDDDDDDDDDD a clean bathroom while having an awesome time!! this is most def the place to be on a tuesday night!! come shake it with me on the dance floor in the back room
(5)Katie M.
Eww. This bar is so dirty. The few times I've been there I've seen people get in fights, throw up at their tables, and dump drinks on each other. I don't care if the drinks are cheap-I'd rather pay more and not walk through throw up.
(1)Kris C.
I've been meaning to write a review for this place since the summer when I took a trip to Chicago. A big UFC fight happened to fall on the Saturday I was there so a buddy and I gave this place a try. It was definitely a great time and the regulars there were awesome, laid back people. Looked like a clean place and there was at least a ton of room to get around, along with a ton of screens to see the fight or any other sports that were on. Other than that it's your typical bar scene. I had a great time there and the drinks weren't crazy expensive. Never got to try the food though I do remember it looking tasty. Good place to bring your friends if you happen to be staying at a nearby hotel. Not taking too much away from Joe's Bar, but there are even better places over by Wrigley Field. Go during baseball season and you'll have one hell of a time.
(4)Neetin G.
I've only been to Joe's on Saturdays to watch college football. And, for watching college football, I have to give Joe's 5 stars. Now, I'm not completely a fan of the BCS. But the great thing about the BCS is suddenly I start caring about random football games from across the country. In the past, I couldn't care less whether Tennessee wins or loses, but now I do because my team (Go Bears!) beat the Volunteers earlier in the season. Joe's is great because all the games are on and you'll hear a section go wild when 'bama or ASU score.
(5)Katie M.
War Eagle! If you like yelling at televisions, and want a place where you can do so freely, Joes is the place for you. Went there for the Auburn University watch party and had a blast. Its loud, the loaded cheese fries are fantastic, and you can maintain the option to either sit or stand - there is tons of seating. There are also tons of TVs, your game is bound to be one. I love a good sports bar, and this is no exception....perhaps one of my favorites.
(5)Bruce S.
We went to Joe's for the Superbowl. ahhh to joys of being in Bear country (my date was one of the only two women in the place who were Colt's fans, I suspect because of Peyton Manning, but whatever). I wore my Bears hat with pride. Anyways, the place is huge. The front seemed kind of blah, but the back was where the party was. Helloooooooo hotties. Crowded. I did not have any problems with the bartenders, with my cheap pictures of Coors beer (i know i know, but it was the only thing they offered that day), or my food. It was all quality material. I know the bouncers do their job well because I had a problem with a particular gay Mexican who seemed to think I was his next bitch. Um, no. I don't roll like that. and Unfortunately, it cut my night off near the middle of the fourth quarter because he wouldn't leave me alone and I had to ask the bouncers to handle the situation. I'm not gay Es-hey! Is not OK! Other than that incident, which bore no ill feelings against Joe's, everything was fun there. They frequently have live bands playing, some big names too. Often times it is a country related theme (to go with the sports bar theme, I guess?), so bare that in mind. Something I did not expect, but was nice is that they have people in the bathroom (i forget their actual title) to handle the towels, soap, and chit chat. Something you would find in a nice restaurant, not in a sports bar. Also noteworth is that they have a bajillion and one tv screens (over 100 i'd venture to say)! Good place, good times, can't complain too much about it. 4 stars.
(4)Liz W.
So recently I went to joes on a tuesday. $2 pitchers=packed bar but that didn't bother me since the place was so huge. I don't drink beer (I know you're wondering what am I doing there if i dont drink beer) well i heard good things bout this place. So i ordered a cran-vodka $5. It was really weak so i decided to order a long island. Since when does a long island consist of 1 oz vodka, sweet & sour, & coke??? Im a bartender and it definately doesn't consist of that. So after 3 long islands, 2 cran-vodkas, patron shot, jagerbomb, cherry bomb, vegas bomb, you would expect me to be shitfaced....wrong!!! I had a really good buzz goin on...thats it!!! I still had a good time though. I liked the crowd and the music was good. I will be back but im not walking in there sober.
(3)Megan H.
This place is HUGE! My friends and I always try to make it out on Tuesday nights in the summer for the $2 pitchers. There's always tons of people, and cover is only $5 with your student ID and $3 before 9 pm. I love the outdoor patio area. It's a really chill spot that offers good music to dance to at the same time, which is rare. However, be warned: on Tuesdays the line outside can get pretty ridiculous and stretch around the block so maybe get there early.
(4)Angelica D.
Really liked this place. The drinks are good and not too pricey. The place is huge so you don't really feel like its so crowded. The servers are really nice so thats always a plus. The chicken quesadillas are good and so is the guacamole. They have plenty of tvs set up so there's always something to see. They charged a $10 cover on saturday so yeah. Definitely will be back in the summer.
(4)Joe M.
There was an eight dollar cover charge to get in on Saturday night. I refused to pay and decided to flirt with the door girl until she agreed to let both me and my buddy in for free. Needless to say that took around 15min of cheeky smiles, lame joke and maybe even a few batted eyelids. God! I scare myself sometimes (I'm not smooth at all) but I guy has to try. 99 times out of 100 come out empty handed but every now and again.... ;-) Then we get inside and there is a band playing and it feels more like a carnival than a sports bar. The place reminded me of my not-to-distant past. A time filled with dirty bars inhabited solely with drunk college kids and drunker drop-outs all milling about in a vein attempt to embrace Saturday night, run from Friday's past and avoid the impending Monday troubles and maybe even get laid in the midst of the melee... There is no denying this place has a certain appeal. Get wasted, get your white man dance on, get laid... and hope you survive until next Friday at 5pm to do it all over again. Understand this; If your not into the spring break atmosphere, I would suggest another venue.
(3)Jon G.
This place is ok. Beer is ok. The crowd that hangs out here is sometimes questionable. But, that is what makes it fun. Great little place to see a show. Sound is average, but the stage set up is nice. Concerts here have a neat little fun factor.
(3)Michael M.
Came here for the World Cup Final. Perfect Place for it! 3.75 pitchers of coors and huge portions of food priced right! Impossible to find a seat without a good view of one of the dozens of big flat screens, or projectors.
(4)Frank L.
Awesome place! Great bands, really really nice beer garden, and good food. Prices r pretty reasonable. Highly recommend
(5)Chris B.
Not a terrible place, but definitely tailored to the young crowd. I have only been here on a Tuesday, and even though the drink special is fantastic, I think it brings in a crappy crowd. $2 pitchers may be good for the wallet, but bad for the folks behind the bar.
(2)Jessica B.
Went on a Tuesday night to meet friends. $10 cover to get in (where in Chicago has cover anyways?) and I was wearing a college hat. The door guy asked the guy taking money inside if I could wear a hat inside and the dude said no, even though he himself was wearing a hat. I said "ok, no hat says the guy wearing the hat", removed my hat and walked inside to pay the $10 cover. Door guy comes in and says he doesn't want to let me in because I'm a smart ass. My friends waiting to get in at the doorway stood there in disbelief. I said I was just joking but I'll take my smart ass, my friends, and the ridiculous cover elsewhere. So if you like stuck up bars with dicks for door guys and crazy cover, try this place.
(1)liz d.
This place is the sport bar of all sports bars. Having only been to the back room on my previous visit, I had no idea the amount of TVs the front room has. Each booth has 2 private TVs. You can not avoid having at least 4 television screens in your view at 1 given time. It's a sensory overload, but you can bet I will be reserving my table for March Madness. Yes, you can reserve tables. You also can not beat the $6 dollar pitchers. I have been here on a Saturday-day and Thurs evening to enjoy some football, and the pitcher special was available both times. Food? A little pricey for what is offered, but pretty tasty none the less. Buffalo wings are meaty and come with your choice of sauce, and their pizza is a thin crust with lots of cheese and toppings. Yum! The service was surprising OK, especially for the amount of people that were there. Kudos to them for either hiring enough staff, or working their tails off. Although this place is fun for some American football watching, I definitely would not be willing to pay a cover charge. I have not been a spectator, but I'll end my review with saying that they have Midget Wrestling!
(3)Kim S.
OK, I am a little biased on this one. I love the concerts they have in the back. However, I've never had a problem with the food. It has always been great or at least better than average bar food. The service is always a little lagging, however since we go only on concert nights, its overly busy. The prices are a little high, but with the drunken crowds I see there-- no one seems to mind.
(4)Leang E.
I thought Joe's use to have a taco night special, but I suppose that was a long time ago. I came with some friends that just moved into the area, and introduced them to a bar that they could go to often because of proximity and beer specials. We happen to be here on a Thursday night where they have $3 Coors Light pitchers and $1 bottles of Coors Light. This is a great sports bar, and for those that love Indiana University it's the place to be. Since it was so nice out we sat in the outdoor beer garden, which is pretty spacious and can cater to a large crowd of friends. It's a very relaxed spot that I have forgotten about, and will have to remember to come back.
(3)Tim L.
This is a great place for sports; TVs are everywhere. Football Sundays are usualy packed and fun. If you are a Steelers' fan, this is the place to go!
(4)kevin k.
Joe's Joe's Joe's HEEHAW!! The country music hot spot with some of best up and coming bands. Joe's has some of the best non-main stream concerts in every genre possible. Still the best sports bar to watch games in town. The bar is a monster and the owners do their best to make everyone happy but we all know that's impossible. Their food is what it is - bar food. Are you expecting five star dinning? Put the fork down and Eat up! Pizza is the best thing on the menu next to the pork sandwich. Great place to have sponsor your sports team. I can't wait for Chicago to go non-smoking!!!
(5)Erin V.
This is my favorite place to catch an IU game. Soooo many televisions and they have AMFs (if you didn't go to IU and didn't have any friends who did, you probably don't know what this is). I've only been here for sporting events so, my review is somewhat one-sided, but I highly recommend it. Word to the wise: if you are going for a high profile game, get there at least 2 hours before the start, I would suggest even 3 hours early if you expect to sit. Update: The pizza here is pretty good too! And I highly recommend planning a party here - Jamie and Brittany are pretty awesome, and I think it's a pretty good deal. We had an all you can drink special (beer, wine, well drinks) for 4 hours at $26 a person...better than most I have attended!
(4)Julie W.
Probably one of the best places for any game, any time. College football your sport? Feel free to yell at the TVs or sing your school's fight song, there will probably be a few others who join you! The food is your typical bar food, but better! Perfect for those days where you don't feel like getting too dressed up to hang out but you still want to go to a cool bar. Watch out on Tuesdays, it's college night! $2 pitchers galore, as well as the crazy lines to get in. They have great bands play here too. Overall it's such a cool place, no pretentiousness here. Just a damn good sports bar.
(5)Molly F.
Best thing about this place... They let you play flippy cup!!!!! Other than that, it's your pretty standard sports bar. I do enjoy the wide open atmosphere, though. It's a bar you can breathe in.
(4)Natalie B.
Food is pretty blegh. Hardly any drink specials going on either. But it's a Florida Gator bar, so I have give at least 3 stars for that. It is fun to watch a big sporting event here, like last years' World Series! For NFL, this is a HUGE Steelers bar. The fans usually hang in the front so head towards the backroom to catch the rest of your games!
(3)Melissa K.
Joe's is either hit or miss. I've normally had a great time there. Granted the majority of the time I'm there for a concert. They have some of the best country acts around. The best part is it's super cheap to see these great artists. When I'm in the back room, even when it's crowded, I don't have a problem getting a drink or getting into the restroom. However, we went the other night. My boyfriend and I were going to watch a UFC fight. We got there around 7:30 and got a table right away. That's a great thing right? Well no, our waitress didn't come over to us for 20 minutes and she only came after we got someone at the front door to help us get her. We were there three hours and we saw our waitress 4 times. I only saw her three times, but my boyfriend said she stopped by while I was in the restroom. The front room wasn't busy enough to be that ignored. We ordered an appetizer, I had wanted a main course but quickly learned that wasn't going to be an option. That being said, the spinach artichoke dip, was AMAZING. Probably one of the best I've had in the city. What sucks is I didn't get a napkin. How are you supposed to eat without a napkin? So as I said, it's hit or miss. I love going to concerts there, not quite sure I'll go again to be in the front room. Oh well, you live and learn.
(3)Niki C.
Graciously hosted my 30th birthday party (aka Nikipalooza). I got the front room, a killer drink special (top shelf plus food for only a dollar for every year i was alive), plus I booked three of my friends' bands as entertainment. All were invited - not just my friends - so it was great exposure for the bands as well, not to mention a kickass time. To be fair, I've also sang here on a few occasions, so I know management/owners. But I've also been a patron & concert-goer ... seen Blues Traveler (too bad about that power problem) & Mini-Kiss (hil-ar-i-ous), amongst others. & who can beat their Wednesday night drink special?
(5)Luciana B.
This place is a mix. And I suppose it depends on who you are. I am not too excited about the whole Weed Street area in general. When my friend told me we were meeting people at Crobar I shuddered a bit inside, but we ended up here waiting for our friend (and, thank god, never made it to Crobar). I enjoyed the $3 Coors Light, but would have enjoyed them more if I could have gotten them a bit more quickly. There was one (yes, ONE) bartender for the whole front of the bar and everyone there was complaining about the wait. And she didn't seem to mind. And I tipped her almost nothing. The Dave Matthews-y cover band was decent, though that's not exactly my scene... My friend and I then decided to venture on over to the other side of the bar which we had no idea was there. It was HUGE. And there was a great 80's cover band doing a medley of all the songs we love. So that was fun. I don't know how pricey the drinks were (aside from the regularly priced Coors and shots) so I can't comment on that - though I imagine they were rather expensive. The few I had bought for me tasted of a lot of cranberry, and not much vodka. So if I had a complaint against this bar I would say the bartending in general - long wait for nothing much in particular.
(3)Katie G.
I've been here a handful of times and I really like it. They play a lot of Texas Country Artists, like Roger Creager, Randy Rogers, Reckless Kelly, Stoney LaRue, Pat Green, etc. Drinks are OK prices.... not dirt cheap, but not make you spit out your ice expensive, either.
(4)Annie O.
It's weird... i used to go here when i was underage all the time and i loved it. now that i'm 21 it just seems weird. so many (CLEARLY) under agers, people acting really immature and like drunk idiots. not a fan....although i used to be. if you're a depaul student under 21 i would definitely go here. otherwise, take advantage of all the other bars the city has to offer. I'm a huge country fan though so i will be attending concerts here in the future. VERY rude bathroom attendants.
(2)Kim C.
$5 cover with student ID and ridiculously cheap beer on Tuesdays ($0.25 cups, $2 pitchers) but don't expect it to taste much better than piss. Spacious dance floor with decent music, and a cool patio area. Not sure I'd go back though..
(2)Alex R.
Having been here on several different occasions, usually to watch football, I never really liked it that much. However, they were *INCREDIBLY* accommodating the last time I went to see an Oklahoma State game. They let us have the back party room, and turned the game (with sound) on on the main TV (even though it wasn't on the schedule). It was awesome, and I really appreciated it. I'll definitely be coming back.
(5)Happiness L.
Awesome...come here for games...great crowd and great set up. People are friendly. Also...awesome place for Steelers fans as this the official spot in Chicago for Steelers games. Most delicious Bloody Mary I have ever had. Lots of screens for watching the games.
(4)Cliff W.
Went there for doggy happy hour on wednesdays, it was a good time and they have a raffle for a lot of prizes. It seemed as though every table that had people at least had 1 winner, though that would change if a lot of people started showing up!
(5)Christian C.
The only thing stopping me from giving this place 5 stars is the fact I was only there once. Oh yeah, I was drunk most of the time too. This is first and foremost a sports bar and they have TV's everywhere to prove it so catching whatever game you are interested in is probably not a problem. I went there with co-workers for a little "unwinding" during a weeknight and unwind we did with the $2 pitchers of domestic beer. Um...wow, best beer deal I've come across in a long time. Combined with the toasted ravioli and let the good times roll. We found out the back opened up into a club which is not really my scene but I still had a great time. If you are just visiting Chicago and want to check this place out, just tell the cabbie you want to go to Joe's on Weed. That's what we did :)
(4)Joe M.
We love playing here. The management and staff treats us great. The food is solid and on the right nights you can get drinks for good prices. Always good music, good sports on the gazillion tv's, and other cool stuff going on.
(5)Laura B.
Huge bar, Huge Space. When I think of Joe's the first thing that comes to mind is "meh" I used to hit up trivia on Wednesdays, that was fun but I've been to better. And the shots they give you for winning a round aren't really very potent. I actually don't really know anyone who goes here on a regular basis, but thats just my immediate social circle. I have met a few people (all of whom are from the suburbs) who love this place, and can't get enough of it. So maybe its a suburban magnet bar? One thing I do like about Joe's is that if there is a big sporting event going on its a really fun place to be. I went here for March Madness and the crowd was really fun. I also went here in 2007 when the bears won the NFC championship - I had just moved here and was living in the burbs at the time (funny right?) and scooped into the city for the game. I almost died that day, and grown men cried tears of joy. So back to how I started this post - Joe's is "meh"
(2)Lisa K.
Fav bar in Chicago, hands down. If you love sports and country music, look no further than Joe's. Great bar fare and cheap drink deals (for Chicago). They bring in great live acts and the servers are super friendly.
(5)Robyn S.
Joe's gets 4 stars for what it is ... a great place to get your fill of Sunday football and pub grub. Deep fried mac and cheese bites - are there 6 more beautiful words in the English language? Their hot wings were medium+, not tear-jerking hot, and so very share-able with the group. The dozens of oversized screens made every seat a great one. Service can be slow at times, when the whole crowd puts in orders at the end of a big game. They do almost launch a mini-dance club with the background music at every commercial break, thumping bass and all, but it goes quiet when the game starts up again. I cannot vouch for the crowd on weeknights, but as an meet-up spot for Big Ten alums, it was great.
(4)Zack R.
Oh Joe's. Arguably the most polarizing bar in the area. You either love it or hate it. This bar gets 4 stars for the quarter beer night on Tuesday. I sat up at the bar and the bartender was awesome. She literally had a new beer for me everytime mine got close to being finished. The only knock is the d-bag crowd this place attracts, the country music atmosphere, and the guy in the bathroom who apparently argued with a guy who dropped a ten dollar bill and fished out a five for change because he wanted to tip him but didnt have a small enough denomination of bills. You hand out paper towels and offer a squirt of cologne and this guy wants to give you five bucks for a sheet of bounty. Not holding it against the bar but Im not a fan of places that have guys in the bathroom watching. Just creepy and unnecessary.
(4)David K.
Boooooo. I didn't go to Joe's to watch football, I went to Joe's to see that 80's cover band on a weekend night. The band was good, but the bar itself was lame. I was warned by a few friends. Just be aware that you will be paying a cover, drinks are expensive (and watered down) and the crowd is similar to what you will find at a high school kegger.
(2)Luan N.
Just went in to kill some time and grab a few beers after the Vanilla Ice concert at the Cans Festival. North Beach was closed so me and Amish S randomly picked Joe's. Actually this new bar across the street, that I think replaced Tokyo 21 was trying to herd us in. He was trying to entice us w/ free cover and a mechanical bull ride. We instantly acknowledged that the place must have been dead for the door men to be desperately trying to draw in 2 dudes into a bar. So Joe's was not as random of a choice. It was close to 10pm on Fri and Joe's was dead. My friend Amish S and I decided to grab a fat tire on the very quiet patio. Our server asked us if the fight was over? We both looked at each other and said, "Sorry, I don't know" thinking that was out of the blue. I was feeling a bit less manly now because I guess I was supposed to know there was a big boxing match on ESPN. I excuse myself to find the bathroom, and I walked into a huge, rowdy, packed room with a cage fight event promoted by FCE. I quickly walked back to get my buddy and we got to watch the last fight of the night. I always wanted to see a UFC type cage fight, so I thought this was awesome!
(3)Renato P.
It's a bar , with a dining area , and a nice sized back room band area. I am not a fan of the type of clientele it attracts most nights , yuppie douchbags (what is the new millennium name for yuppies?) . The 20 something ex-frat guys , that storm past you with little regard , spilling your beer, they let loose an "easy chief" as they head to their Wicker Park apartment to get ready for the big Dave Matthews concert ... DIE! I give this place 4 stars because of the eclectic music acts they get. First off they hired a couple of my buddies bands , they hosted Loudness (Japanese hair metal ... seriously.) and Mini Kiss , a Kiss cover band consisting of midgets and dwarfs in full Kiss regalia (the little suckers were feigning playing their instruments though, which pissed me off.). Crowds be damned , I definitely definitely give the booker for this place credit , and 4 stars because of him.
(4)rebecca s.
i stopped here on a drunken bike bar crawl with my friends. its gross. it was empty and way overpriced. we also got yelled at by the valet because they didnt want us to lock up our bikes by them. crappy place. dont go.
(1)Blair B.
Went there for trivia last night and had a lot of fun. They have tons of TVs, and drinks are CHEAP. Their specials are incredible. 25 cent beers? So awesome. Hot fresh popcorn was brought to me as I sat down., yay. I wouldnt come here on a Friday, but to go catch a game, I would definitely put this place on my list. It's a sports bar with cheap drinks, nothing more.
(4)Lauren D.
Joe's has some great concerts. I saw Pat Green here and was literally standing right in front of him. THEN I met him. He also toasted us and sang "Ring of Fire" for my friend's birthday (she was wearing a Johnny Cash t-shirt). Best night of my life. (Okay, relatively speaking.) Also saw Little Big Town. Good place to watch football games in the fall, but watch out for those Oklahoma fans - they're kind of annoying. This is a really casual place. Not a Friday night, trend-setting place. I'd just go here for a beer, some pizza, and some football.
(4)Phil S.
I really don't understand everyone else's reviews on here. It is too big to be fun? I guess if your into super crowded bars that you can barely move around in then yeah, joes is probably not your place. I mean seriously, this place is HUGE, has a ton of TV's, the wait staff is friendly, and the food and drinks are comparable to any other sports bar in chicago. Best part is that parking is easy if you know where to look. I have been coming here for 5 years and have yet had to pay for parking once, and never had to walk more then a couple blocks.
(4)Jody C.
I love Joes for its variety and huge space. Saw Big and Rich here, and it was so great! They bought everyone in the bar a beer. I've also been here for non-concert nights and its pretty fun. You can sit in front at the tables or in back where its a little louder and you can dance. Every day is a different special so check their website.
(5)GossipGirl l.
i've only been here 2x's and didnt care at all for it. i know its not a bad bar, its kewl. but i just dont like it. its like a bunch of drunk 25/27 years olds in their own group...not too many people talk to anyone else besides the people they walked in with. this place just doesnt work for me....and i cant even put my finger on it....the bathrooms were GROSS GROSS GROSS, the staff was nice, the guys were a little to touchy feely.....ive never been there when a band was playing but when i have gone in that room, NOO one is ever dancing...its just sooo meh! i will be back ta give it another try but i really dont like this place! i guess ill have ta check it out on tuesdays lol
(2)Natalie L.
Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually admitting I've been here. Don't ask.
(1)Brenna M.
Tuesday nights: half priced pizza's and quarter beers = perfect post-beach-volleyball hang. Their patio was really quiet and chill (space heaters and all), and they had about a dozen flat screens playing all the MLB games. For my yanks I would pretty much eat anywhere, but the pizzas were actually really good! And I am hugely anti-cover charge, but I'll cough up the $3 for this place.
(3)T K.
I've only been to Joe's for the bands. Although we had a great time I do have to mention that this bar is LOUD. Definitely not the place to try to hold a conversation or learn the intimate details about a persons life in. Drinks are easy to get and there is plenty of room for dancing.
(3)Alex F.
For a bar that by all indications SHOULD rub me the wrong way (Purdue grad at an IU bar, city boy in a country bar), I have a good time at Joe's. The cover to get in the back seems like too much to me, but then again I don't know any of the country bands who play back there so I'll let it slide. Plus, the back is always a well-done party. Joe's is full of good looking people, so when I don't dig the music I just view the women.
(4)Amanda T.
Interesting mix of people, including a bunch of guys that are just looking for some booty. But it's okay, good times good crowd (for the most part). And $2 pitchers on Tuesdays...can't beat that.
(4)Theresa C.
Joe's on Weed is a really interesting place, mostly because it's huge and there are completely different atmosphere's in the different areas of the bar. For the most part I only go on Tuesday over the summer, Tuesday's is $2 coors light short pitchers. It's good for playing long line flippy cup or just getting way more drunk than anyone actually needs to on a Tuesday. I'm a fan because I like going to a bar and only spending $6, well there's a cover--$8 ($5 for students)--so spending $14. It's still really awesome. There are five separate areas in Joe's, before I get into the individual vibe of each, let me be clear, the entire place is full of drunken college kids, and college graduates who haven't outgrown binge-drinking (but who doesn't like that). The front room is like a sports bar, lots of tvs and table, this is where people usually eat (Joe's has really good drunk pizza); the patio is only open until one, only during the summer, its super chill with it's own bar, big round tables and mood lighting. It's really nice, but at one they usher everyone into the building, usually into the back room, which has three bars in it and is just a big open floor for dancing. The music is like what you hear in any other dance bar (not club/house stuff but crappy none-the-less). The floor gets really crowded and crazy, it's totally awesome after your third pitcher. There are two smaller, more exclusive ares of the bar, I think they made the upstairs completely VIP, but seriously, if you're actually very important, you're not at Joe's so who even cares what goes on up there. The far back corner is the red room, which has low couches and two bars, is for people who wish they had gone to a bar that wasn't full of young drunkards and poor, overtly sexual dancing. Joe's is a really great place for someone looking to have a ridiculous time, you can't take this place seriously, but it's fun as hell.
(4)Emma M.
This is a great place to watch your favorite college football team with the hundreds of TVs, order pizza (reasonably priced and pretty delicious), see a country music show usually put on by 99.5- I've seen some great bands there including Little Big Town and Pat Green. Plus they have just made the back room into a lounge which works if you are not eating or watching football. I know they reserve areas for the alumni club of Florida, Oklahoma, and maybe Auburn or Illinois? It's nice that they provide decorations and signs for the alumni. So if you're into sports or country this place is for you!
(4)Hannah D.
We went here thinking it was an Illini bar, but were disappointed in that expectation. The audio for the game was only in the front room, which is smaller and has way fewer TVs, and the game was shown only on a couple TVs and not the best ones. Anyway, we lucked out and got a booth with little TVs and were able to pick the channel. The drink special was great ($4 domestic pitchers), but the pizza -- meh, not that great. The service was pretty good, especially since it was a Saturday. It definitely seemed like a college bar, and very loud. I doubt I'll be back -- it's a sports bar, not an "Illini bar" and not worth the trip. The best part of the night was going to the OTB place across the street after the game.
(2)Audra S.
At first glance, you might think this is just a giant, oversized sports bar with a capacity that cannot be touched. Think again. I've seen this place packed to the gills with people lined up outside waiting to get in. And for what? Other than the occasional good band (Too White Crew or Bret Michaels from Poison, for instance), this place is best known for cramming people in the doors to a point where it's uncomfortable to move. You will sweat, you will ram into strangers, and you will be lucky to get a drink.
(3)Mo L.
I was amazed at how big this place was. There were two 80s cover bands the night that we were there for my birthday. The room with the small stage was like a blast from the past; I felt like I was walking around in a Cyndi Lauper video. The main warehouse-like area has two levels with bars; the main stage is on the bottom floor and there are TVs on the upper level. We found a little corner area upstairs by the bar, ordered some Grey Goose, cranberry juice, and tonic, and that's about all I remember.
(3)Digital M.
Big change since the last time I was there. Nice new booths and high tables. Much more classy than the old Joe's. My new spot for games.
(4)Sara M.
Joe's, Joe's, Joe's. What to say? Quarter beer night/$2 pitchers on Tuesdays is the only time I ever come, and I usually end up in the bag and half dead the next day because of it. Very cool sports bar though, love that the front and back rooms are totally different and two completely different atmospheres. Great live acoustic music in the front room sometimes, and for how packed it gets, the wait staff is pretty on top of their game.
(4)elizabeth n.
I have mixed feelings about Joe's. First they have good bands. I really enjoy seeing Mike and Joe belt out some of my favorite covers and they always have Hairbangers Ball there which is a fun time too. However, I cannot stand the crowds. The people who flock there are a bit on the younger side and it's sweaty, hot and overcrowded in there. I used to be able to tolerate that much more but lately I can't do it. So it'll take a lot of convincing for me to go to Joe's!
(3)Shannon S.
We went here last night for one of my friends birthdays. It was nice because we didn't have to wait in line and they had reserved some tables for us. Our service wasn't the best but it was pretty crowded. They had a pretty good band playing. This isn't they type of bar I usually enjoy going to but it was better than I thought it would be.
(3)Jason F.
Where to begin... the top shelf liquor bottles are filled with cheap knockoffs (let's just say an incredibly reliable source), staff are all narcissistic divas, and the bands such as Haribangers are sub-par at best, and draw a crowd of "I LOVE 80's ROCK" Miller Lite drinking, popped collar frat boys. If you enjoy weak drinks, getting blatantly run into and vomited on, and middle aged people with wigs and tight pants on stage who learned a few 80's songs and play them over and over again, then this may be the place for you.
(1)Patrick B.
I absolutely LOVE this place for NFL Sundays. I'm from the New Orleans area, so when I'm in Chicago, it's very difficult to find a place to catch my Saints. Joe's is where it's at. They have EVERY NFL game playing on at least 5 screens each! The front part is usually reserved for Steelers fans (ugh!), but the back area is very big and adequate, so you should have no problem getting even a decent seat to watch your team play. (If you can, go here on a Sunday when the Steelers aren't playing and you can land a spot in the front area). The drink pricing is average I'd say (I think a Corona is $4). The food is above average (compared to other "bar food"). The waitresses can get quite busy, so there may be a lull in your service, but all of the ones that have waited on me in the past have been angels. And yes, in case you're wondering or have heard, there are attendants in both the men's & women's bathrooms (in the back, large area)...personally, I like that! There's parking on the street, or it's about 3-4 blocks from the nearest train stop.
(4)Peter H.
Joe's is HUUUUUUGGGGGE. It's got nice location, sometimes if it's too crowded it can be tough to get a drink. I watched the white sox win the championship there (sadly the Cubs were not in that game) and we had a blast...the waitresses were friendly and took care of us decently. Food was average, they always seem to have some sort of cheap drink deal to cater to the younger crowd this place attracts...heck they host some interesting parties and concerts and stuff too, though I have not been there for that. But all in all the place is huge and is reasonably priced. If you are young and want to hang out with lotsa people and have the chance to meet some other young college'ish people, give it a look.
(3)Jessica M.
Huge bar full of choads where I once had the misfortune of seeing a really horrible band.
(1)Rachelle T.
Go to Joe's on a Tuesday night with a group of friends and you'll have a great time! $2 Coors Light pitchers and half price pizza - how can you go wrong?? It's a great place to watch sports and the live bands they have playing several nights a week are always a fun option. Their menu is pretty small so if you like thin crust go for the pizza. If you're looking for a big, open sports bar then Joe's is the place to be!
(4)Frank S.
Been to this bar primarily on Friday and Saturday nights, with the live Country and Rock music. Tickets were very reasonably priced, and the alcohol was also. Nice to have and inexpensive night out, with well known acts, in a cozy setting. Being a few minutes off the highway, it was also easy to get to. Done with the big venues for live music, this was a great change. Food was alright also. For the most part the crowds are there to just have fun. Have yet to see any fools acting up. Plenty of security around if this was to happen. A very fan friendly venue, for the over 21 crowd.
(4)Kasia R.
I went to Joe's about 3 years ago for a concert, can't even remember the bands name now. It was okay, it wasn't as crowded that night as other people reviewed. ONce the concert was over , we moved to front part of the bar, had a couple of beers, some appetizers, it was an okay time. Nothing exciting. The only reason I went was to see the band. Would I go here again? probably not. Can't say it was one of my favorites.
(3)Michael B.
This is totally a sports bar. And a good one. Lots of TVs, showing many different games. The service was good and the drink specials were awesome. I can't say I recall any of them, but I know they must have been good given how many I ordered. Right?
(4)steve c.
I hate joes. Quarter beers is perfect for any beer games. Pretty much only reason to come here. Why can't they serve good beer in the first room? Why don't the tv's work? Why is there such bad service? Why do I always go back?
(2)Kari S.
I have been to Joe's several times. Its huge- and feels almost too huge. I went to a concert here, and for that it was great. Otherwise, its just too roomy for me (feels like a restaurant). I think there was music and tv noise, which gave me a little sensory overload. I would go back for a concert, but not for a night out.
(3)Kitty H.
I hate Joe's. We used to go to Joe's to watch the games, but their service was so bad that we stopped. They let way too many people in sometimes, and it gets kind of scary.
(1)Drucilla D.
Pretty gross. I had purchased tickets to see Tone Loc and I was STOKED about the show until I got to the venue. It was enormous but there were so many people smashed in, what was reminiscent of a huge barn with a little stage. The music was awesome but to try to find comfort, I found myself throwing back the cocktails resulting in an apparently VERY dramatic el ride home. I shouldn't blame the venue for my bad behavior, but I do :)
(2)Richard C.
This place is a little cheesy for my taste, but I've had some fun nights here in my younger days.They also have a pretty good party room if anyone is looking for a place to have a birthday party.
(3)Kristen F.
Joe's is good to watch sports and live music. They bring in some big name bands (Lt Dan Band, Bret Michael's, etc.). The back room is huge and will be set up with long tables for sports and then cleared for a concert. Plan to check out Hairbanger's Ball and Then Again for some great cover songs (both bands are regulars). They can hold 1500-2000 people and have been known to pack them all in so it can get crowded. Get there "early" for something to eat and you can usually avoid paying the cover for whatever concert is playing. Big Ten fans, it's an Illinois and Indiana bar first and also part Michigan (other non Big Ten colleges too) so if you are not an Illinois fan, stay away during basketball season, they get crazy.
(5)Kristin A.
This place is huge and has great music. It gets super crowded though, so make sure you go early if you want a table. Also, there is usually a cover to get in, so be prepared.
(3)Mary W.
OK bar! I could barely walk in this place though b/c there were tooooooo many people when I went! But the night I was there ( a Friday night) girls got in and drank for free! Always a plus
(3)julie a.
tim mcgraw was at joe's last night. being huge tim mcgraw fans, we got there at 3 so we could be close to the front. when we checked in, our tickets didn't scan in right (turns out there was a problem scanning in all tickets that were bought at joe's vs. on ticketmaster, but being the first one to come in with those tickets, they hadn't discovered this yet). instead of assuming something was possibly wrong with the scanning process and we had actually bought our tickets (which of course, we had), the "bouncers" at joe's immediately started accusing us of having fake tickets. they were rude, arrogant and evasive when we tried to explain/ask questions. we had once bouncer say "we know these aren't real" while another continually kept barking "where did you get these?" finally another bouncer ordered us to get out of the way while people with "REAL" tickets came in. to make things worse, once they called ticketmaster to legitimize our tickets were real, they didn't apologize, nor did they let us return to the spot in line that we'd waited hours for. instead we were ushered to the back of the line. absolutely no reason we should have been treated like that... 1 star for the joe's bar staff.
(1)jay d.
this is the only sports bar in Chicago that i was not allowed to wear a baseball cap, i was walking in and the guy at the door said "you cant wear a basball cap!" in my head i thought "what kind of a sports bar would not let you wear a baseball cap", i thought this was wierd, but whatever its there bar, i dont think i want to go to a "sports bar" and NOT be able to wear my baseball cap, so for this i dont think i would ever go there again, and another thing, the place is so big it takes forever to get a beer, not worth it at all.
(1)gary g.
this place is bad. everything is sticky from the floor to the bar to bathrooms. there is always toliets overflowing and anybody that works there doesnt seem to care. a good bar special on tuesday but its packed by 7 and its just a bad crowd overall.
(1)woofgang q.
Haha, Joe's....haven't thought about you in years. I'll add you to my list of places that deserve to be razed and redeveloped as a condo development. Though in all fairness, I do have some fond memories at your place.
(1)daniel w.
I came here with my dad about a year ago when I was visiting Chicago. This is a great bar to watch sports at! There are TV's everywhere and they had every game on. Now that I'm living in Chicago I may be going back to watch a few games here!
(4)Matt N.
Chicago's Best Sports bar that also host bands such as the "hairbangers Ball" --a hair band that brings us back to the early 80's. A great spot for College football nuts
(4)Kelly S.
I have been to Joe's many times and thought I had an okay time. I get annoyed with there lack of food selection and their absolute refusal to substitute anything. Apparently I haven't left there sober before because after this last trip I was absolutely revolted by the place. It only gets two stars because it does a good job of showing sports games with the gazillion TV's. The reasons however that they only get two are two-fold. One after the end of the NCAA championship game they immediately brought the lights up to full bright and began kicking everyone out, very annoying since we had 10 people and drinks left. Secondly, when we got the bill at the end of the night I was dumbfounded, absolutely dumbfounded. I paid for Martini Park and got crap food, cheap beer and only adequate service. I asked for a veggie burger no bun or fries and was surprised that I actually got it, but on the bill it was $10.50 and I swear the menu said something like $6.50... On top of that we where charged $6 for Amstel Light, freaking Amstel Light I was dumbfounded and utterly annoyed. my friends cocktail was $12 and served in a plastic glass. I mean come on. I will be thinking long and hard about ever going back there only to be scuttled out after the game and get charged a ridiculous amount of money.
(2)Jenny I.
Ew, sports bar. Too packed full of dudes wearing Cool Water. I'd rather cry in my boyfriend's Mercury Tracer.
(3)Julia B.
I like this bar for three things: 1)awesome/huge beer garden 2) hairbangers 3)watching sports on the big screen tv's. This bar is huge! You can fit so many people in here. If there's a big game on -you'll love coming here to watch!
(3)Michelle W.
Aside from being crammed with people, this bar is pretty fun when you have some band like Hairbanger's Ball playing. It is all about having a cheesy good time when at Joe's. Average priced drinks, good fun and reasonable covers for bands as covers go. They get an extra star for having the full name "Joe's on Weed"...get's me every time.
(3)Liliana S.
I've been here a couple times for concerts and had a blast., Its huge and it is a decent place for sporting events..however, its not a place I would frequent that often.
(3)Scott C.
Good sports bar to watch a game at. Lots of TV's and they have good drink specials. Also they do tend to have great bands at times but the line snakes around the corner so it kind of discourages you from wanting to wait in it. At least I don't want to wait in it.
(4)Kelli M.
Good place to watch football during the season. During a regular weekend, I've always been there when bands are playing....most bands aren't too great (C&C Music Factory!) The crowd is really mixed as far as age - mostly early 20s but you'll see some older men as well.
(2)Robyn N.
This place is great for watching sports and catching live music with a group of friends. It is a huge bar with an outdoor beer garden, yet people still seem to pack the place. Check out their website to see what band's are playing: joesbar.com
(3)Shannon W.
This is an excellent sports bar with so much space to fit everyone on game day. There are so many tvs in this place there is something for everyone to watch. The drinks are good and the spinach artichoke dip is even better although the chips are bland.
(4)Doug p.
decent sports bar not my favorit, they do have great drink specials though, tuesday night is 25 cent drafts, and two dollar pictures. they also have a lot of live music
(3)Matt M.
If your ass and tits aren't pushed up or sagging out at this bar than don't walk in the door..... I mean lets be honest a waitress is a mix of a stripper and alcohol enforcer. The coronas here are flowing like the Niagara falls. Great spot, great vibe. This place is a 5 star and if you have seen my track record with women i am a creditable source straight from Wikipedia. O ya sorry i forgot to request some food... Ya don't come here if you want to eat Jared from subway. Take it easy y'all Kobe Bryant
(5)Aaron N.
This is a great freaking bar. As a sports bar, it's up there as one of the best in Chicago. If you're going to go, definitely go on Tuesdays, when there are $2 pitchers, quarter beers, and slamming music. Another great part about this bar are the concerts! I'm not even a country music fan, but the atmosphere and the up-close and personal feel you get with the artist, is unbelievable and can't be beaten. The service is awesome and its always a great time. Get there!
(4)Amy M.
If you are a country music fan, there is NO place like Joe's in Chicago. I went for the Dierks Bentley concert, and I never want to leave!!! There are three bars in the back, and I never had to wait to get drinks. The bartender remembered me every time. The bathroom is close, and there was never a line. The venue is small and intimate, and there is no bad spot to stand. So if you come here to see a show, consider yourself lucky. I have been there once before in college to watch a game and for the extremely cheap drink specials, and it has a pretty fun atmosphere. But I'd definitely say it's an unforgettable spot to see a concert.
(5)Jose B.
Good deals, pretty good food, had a blast, although the busy days arent always the same.... its weird... lol
(4)Suzanne P.
Came here for a Steelers game...and although they lost (NOOOO), this bar is awesome. I like that there are a million tv screens to pick from. And Rolling Rock for $3???? Yes please. I ordered a Greek Salad (I know, I know, typical, a girl orders a salad as her bar food). But, it was delicious!!!! It was so fresh and had so many delicious components. I really appreciated that they didn't skimp on the artichokes, and it wasn't just iceberg lettuce either. I would order that salad again in a heartbeat. My friends got a Margarita Pizza and it was pretty fantastic. Service was kind of slow, but no big deal. I'll be back for sure!
(4)Jeff H.
This is THE spot to see terrible music. If you've been looking for a place that books crappy bands or you just loooove sing-along songs, then look no further. If it's one thing I hate it's cover bands. Hate...them. Hate paying a cover to see them even more. What a waste of musical ability. If you can play well enough to cover difficult songs written by amazing bands or even awful songs by awful bands, then for fuck's sake write some of your own songs. I realize that tearing up a version of Bad Medicine for some drunken Top 40 lovers is a safe way to pay the bills, but c'mon! And, when it's not a cover act, then it's most likely some horrible new pop-country act along the vein of Carrie Underware or Rascal Flats who think that just because they visited grandpa's farm for a week every summer as a kid or rode a horse once, makes them qualified to sing about swimmin' holes, corn fields, and rodeos. Whatev. It's huge, loud, and it has live music. If that's all you need for a good time then have at it. The only reason I gave it a generous two stars is because if you come early on a week night, it's not a bad place to get some cheap drinks. However I certainly wouldn't make a special trip just for that.
(2)Arlene C.
Good place for wings and beer. Great place to watch all SPORTS GAMES. NBA time.
(3)Nikki C.
domestic Beer - good Bar food - good beer garden which is dog friendly during the day - good Customers - mixed, but its a sports bar/ music venue so you get what is expected. Staff - like most people, some good, some suck, some just need the right "inspiration" ..this is chicago so TIP your bartenders and waitresses!!! ironically I used to DJ here for a little bit a few years back on wed. nites, though i was paid by a promoter,so I never actually worked for "joes", the back dj booth is small and for those above 5'8", expect to crouch as the vent goes above your head. The gear and sound kind of suck, but is expected in a huge warehouse without proper sonic treatment but no worse than most other venues where the 'DJ" experience is an afterthought and alcohol and cleavage can minimize the desire for sonic quality. leave your hangups at the door, expect the worse, get a little bit better, and be happy as cold domestic beer should help get you into a primal social mood.
(3)Alex C.
great place to see the fights, small cover charge and standard drink prices, but the food is terrible. Don't come there hungry they will fill you up with some processed cheap lard and goo
(3)Ana B.
I have been to Joes 2 tuesdays so far... Cover price---10... i guess its ok? free would be BETTER! dude that checks ids take his sweet ass time to look at my face and my id...! music--- Spanish please?? All they play is the lates club music which i dont mind but dancing to some salsa or bachata would make it better! Drinks---.i always order a $4 cranberry vodka same as my girl...ive drank a total of 7 for both days ive been there and all We taste is Cranberry! i just think they put more cranberry juice so we can buy more!!! I personally dont do beer pitchers which are 2 dollars but the beer they give is coors light...is that good? idk ive heard its more water than beer? It does have alot of bars to ask for drinks which is nice... dance floor pretty big but it definitely gets crowded around 1130pm Bathroom-- they have two ladies keeping the bathroom in order and clean they have essentials on the counters and are always nice! Coat check--- real small 3 dollars ...and the girl is super nice give her a tip! my biggest DISLIKE! by 1145pm you have people dancing with the pitchers on their hand and sticky slippery floor! both days ive been there ive come out with dirty shoes! :( one thing i like is they put like 4 slow jam songs at the end of the night... Hope the review helps those that go in on tuesdays! :)
(3)Virginia T.
I would never have thought of visiting Joe's, but they hosted Michelle L'Amour's Lipshtick! so I went, and it was a decent venue. It was still decidedly very "frat boy" in there, but it *is* a sports bar after all. I was happy that they had Shiner Bock and Fat Tire on draft, but disappointed at the $5.50 price and the plastic cups. The PA was a little loud (I left with ears ringing), but the stage seemed nice, the staff was ok, etc. There is another Michelle L'Amour & the Chicago Starlets show coming up there on October 15th [Thriller! (I hardly know her...) Halloween BOO-lesque spectacular!], and I'm already planning on going, and will maybe even try their food (which looked decent) this time. $20min to open a tab
(4)Demetrius W.
I can't believe I haven't reviewed this place. It's awesome! I've never had a bad night at Joe's. I've only been on cheap beer night also known as Tuesdays though. You cannot beat $2 pitchers! I don't care what type of cheap beer it is. Drink beer, watch some sports, dance a little and hit on drunken girls. If that's not your idea of a good time, you will hate this place. I want to give it 5 star so bad but I can't. The bathroom wait for the men is out of this world terrible. I once came in the summer and not only did I wait 5-10 minutes but I had to use a port-o-potty outside in the alley. That was a pretty gross experience. The bathroom inside for men in this HUGE place only has a Toilet and a urinal. That's crazy especially since beer is only $2 a pitcher. Expect long lines on Tuesday especially if it's college break! I don't valet because it doesn't get you in any faster. It's cheap beer night and I'll park 4 blocks away at Best Buy before I valet :)
(4)Vickie L.
This place is pretty frat-tastic. Come here to feel young again, or old because everyone seems so young. Used to come here all the time to watch Oklahoma football games - Alumni club gathers here (I am an Illini, my bf is a Sooner - had to make sure I clarified). This is a great place to watch the 11am morning games as seats are decently easy to get and it's not as busy. Wait staff is hit or miss, sometimes I get an awesome waitress, other times you had to stand on your chair to flag down someone. Food - everything is pretty good for your standard bar food. Pizza is always tasy, ask for ranch sauce. We always get the Death Valley wings - a great mix of sweet and spicy - YUM. Definitely try those out. And they're usually pretty big sized too. If you go for a 2pm or 6pm game - GOOD LUCK trying to get a seat. People usually linger after the 11am games, or the games go long, so you have to tough it out and wait. Another thing that stinks though is when they have a band at night, then the band will start practicing and tuning up while the games are still on - very distracting. There are two main bathrooms. They are both all wood, it's kind of dirty, you feel like you're in a barn. One in the front room, and another in the back larger room (where the stage is). The one in the front room only has 2-3 stalls, but it's usually not crowded. Get this - in the bathroom in the larger back room, they have a frickin BATHROOM ATTENDANT! Hello, it's 2pm Saturday and my hands are dirty from eating chicken wings. Not the place for a bathroom attendant. I trek it to the first room and use that bathroom instead.
(3)Alexis B.
Aside from other things, Joe's has always annoyed me for its size alone. I don't necessarily need a hole in the wall, but this bar has always been a bit much. There is a large sports bar in the front, with a larger performance venue just behind, a smaller room with tables just off of the performance venue, and a beer garden. It may be great for others, but for a routine night out, I prefer a cozier setup. I've been here once for a friend's birthday party and most recently on a date. Both times it was the band that was playing (Mike and Joe) that led us here. For the party we were anchored to a room adjacent to the performance venue because our drink package was only valid at that specific bar. The birthday girl was disappointed because she'd chosen Joe's for the band, and we missed a large amount of the show getting drinks next door. It also didn't help that our room looked like a local pizza place with its booth heavy setup and bright lights. On my most recent visit, my date and I saw Mike and Joe again. Since we weren't limited to one specific bar, we got to enjoy the entire show. As always, the band was great, however once the show ended, the whole place went to shit! The band finished their last set at 3 and the bar remained open until 5. After listening to Alternative covers all night, I'm not sure why the person in charge thought we'd welcome the idea of "You Drive Me Crazy" by Britney Spears being played LOUDLY. The night had been going really well, and we would have probably closed the bar out, but after finding no solace in the beer garden, we headed home. The bar books some great music acts (Hairbangers, Mike and Joe, Maggie Speaks), but doesn't offer much else to a weekend.
(2)Lindsey C.
I really like Joe's! Great sports bar. I also saw an outdoor concert on their patio which was pretty well done. They had $3.75 Coor light pitchers on a Sunday which was a great deal. LOTS of TVs showing every relevant game, plus 2 little TVs at our booth. The wings are RIDICULOUSLY good!!!! They make them on their smoker and the waitress advised us to order the sauce on the side - great recommendation!!! You can taste the delicious smokiness of the wings and then dip them in teriyaki, BBQ, etc.
(4)Jo N.
25 cent beers and 2 dollar pitchers is amazing and deserves 5 stars but I'm rating the bar, the service and the employees all as 1 star only because I can't give half stars. They claim to be a club when clearly it is a sports bar with country music half the week. They don't allow you to wear white undershirts. I'm talking Hanes undershirts that aren't seen with numerous layers of clothing over it. (Yes, the bouncer saw the white neck collar under another t-shirt and long sleeve, made me take it off, stick it in my girlfriends purse, get back in line only to be denied for questioning why I can't wear a Hanes undershirt.) This was the final straw as I've been a regular every Tuesday for the specials and have just had enough of the half star establishment They also have 9 dollar pizzas which are delicious if you could get a booth or a table and enjoy them. You need to get there by 7 at the latest if you have any hope for a table or booth. The line sometimes go around the block and they take their sweet time letting everyone in even though there is plenty of space. (This bar is huge!) I would think the idea is to get everyone in fast so they could start spending money. I guess the managers need to be updated. Now I've mentioned how big this place is and there's plenty of areas. Me and a few friends, two of which have never been to Joes traveled from the Northside to enjoy their Tuesday special only to be denied entrance because of a private party. The private party was supposedly going on even though the front was next to empty and no one was in line. This goes back to the managers not realizing the point is to get people in and spending money. OK there may have been a small private party in another portion of the bar like in the back and upstairs but it seems that is what different sections are for in a place like that. I'm tired if yelping, don't go here unless your willing to risk the bouncers not noticing your undershirt, getting a table or turned away for whatever reason. However, it is a recession and 2 dollar pitchers are necessary to some peoples survival. Me, I've had enough of their stuck up attitude like they have something special inside beside cheap drinks.
(1)Matthew P.
I have been going here every Wednesday night in July for a Corn hole tournament. They have 5 dollar Coors light pitchers and free popcorn. The bar tender accidently filled up my pitcher with blue moon! A solid mistake on her part. The only time I really enjoy myself at Joes is during IU basketball games. The place becomes flooded with fellow Hoosier alumni. And if its one thing I know fellow alumni love to binge drink; and what do you know, Joes is the perfect place to destroy your body with liquids.
(3)Emilee S.
So, after my rave review I must change my thoughts. This place is crap. Management is CRAP. Food is ok (typical bar food but tasty). Waitresses are ok except for one braud who smoked 90 cigs in the patio area instead of asking how we were. I saw one of Managers doing shots and there was a hair in my drink, I was told it was "my" hair. My hair is blond this hair was brown. NEVER AGAIN. PURE SHI* Hole.
(1)Ryne D.
Went to 90's night here last month. Thanks to the cover band Uncle Jesse's Hair, I had the time of my life. Also, I threw up outside my building. Awesome time!
(5)Jim P.
Came from Dallas for Pat Green at Joe's as part of a long weekend trip. We had no clue what to expect. Very pleasantly surprised upon arrival, met three different people on staff just getting in the front door. They were great! We had VIP pre-arranged tickets, and they were worth every penny. Open bar was included! We were eye level to Pat, 40 feet from the microphone.
(5)James V.
Joe's is A-OK. It's got a million televisions, low-to-decent quality pub grub and cheap drinks. There's often live entertainment and the staff are really friendly. The crowds it attracts, on the other hand, can be quite questionable. If you really like listening to Journey at least once an hour, enjoy Coors Light, and absolutely love the NFL, you're going to feel great here. If not, you can still probably manage to have a good time on the dance floor. Also, I've had most of the things on the menu here, and I have to recommend the white pizza above all else. After that, the chicken Parmesan sandwich.
(3)Michael D.
The actual employees here are cool, but the place can get crazy packed on some nights. A lot of space, though. More or less your college bar, but in the city. Don't expect to get your food in a reasonable amount of time if it's busy - the service is either quick or slow. The IU nights are definitely a highlight, though - huge alumni network in Chicago and they've been able to bring some big names in (from both the University - think Crean - and the music scene in general).
(3)Kati L.
We did a bachelorette party here. Well done. Reserved space and a champagne toast made us feel welcomed. Gabby an Peter did a great job of making the corner of the "red room" feel like a VIP lounge. Great service. Know their customers and a good bar.
(4)Lou R.
I caught word of $2 pitchers on a Tuesday at a sports bar and there was nothing left to ask, LET'S GO!!! The $8 cover was decent and if I had my college ID I could've saved $3. The crowd was male by a wide majority and I flashed back to Iowan bar hop nights. The beautiful young ladies my party crossed paths with were excellent company and shared a few slices of a nice pizza over our Coor's Light pitchers. I don't think I'd dig the place with the later weekend nights, due to the possibilities of quite the bit of overcrowding. I do plan on heading back over Tuesday though.
(3)Mike P.
An unpredictable place. I've had great times here, and I've had some of the crappiest nights of my life here. Actually, they weren't crappy per Se, just so uneventful that I could have given someone $10 to hit me in the head with a hammer, and it would have been more fulfilling. Great happens when Hairbanger's Ball plays, because then it combines my two favorite things, beer and Tesla covers. Is it just me or is hair metal the best music to drink to? I don't know, if I'm drink gin and tonics, it should be jazz or piano bar music. If it's Hennessey, then I like to listen to Snoop Dogg, but if I'm drinking Coors Light, it just seems like I should be listening to AC/DC. Maybe that's just me....what were we talking about? Oh yeah! Joe's. The bad nights are when the band in the back sucks, and it's too crowded up front to get adequate service. The parking situation is terrible, so plan on springing for valet. Of course one of the greatest text messages I've ever received was from my wife, after she watched the Sox game at Joe's: "...At hogs n honeys. in line to ride bull" Good times! I throughly enjoyed rubbing those bruises ;) grrrrr.
(3)Kevin A.
LIKE THE GRAND CANYON... If the Grand Canyon were filled with scores of drunk people drinking out of plastics cups, bumping into each other and puking in the bathroom. So basically nothing like the Grand Canyon. Despite all this, I actually had a decent time in this cavernous temple of drunkitude seeing Hairbanger's Ball. Don't think I'd come back for any other reason to see a band though.
(3)Dayne K.
I went to Joe's last night (Thursday) and it was a fricking blast. I got there around 1230 and it was packed! I am pretty new to Chicago but it was seriously the most fun I have had since I moved here. It is by no means classy or posh and I would definitely ONLY recommend it for people around 21-25. It is obvious they cater to that group (at one point in the night they played an old school britney, nsync, backstreet boys and third eye blind song back to back and the whole crowd was screaming along every word like we were in 5th grade again). People in other reviews complained about getting stepped on or pushed.. and yes, this might happen at some point in the night.. I just let it go and kept dancing. Everyone seems to be there to just have a good time and dance with their friends and get a little wasted so if that is your goal as well, don't miss this place!
(4)Silky O.
This large venue is a great place to see live entertainment and get all crunked up. The bar is very spacious with both indoor and outdoor areas with the ability to fit several human beings. The front of the bar (as well as the back) is well suited for watching sports. In the rear of the place, a stage supported by 4 bars, and sometimes satellite bar stations allows you to find another drink quickly in BOM (Black Out Mode). One final note, A Bacci Pizza joint is convieniently located less than 2 blocks away.... enough said. -Your forbidden lover, Silky
(4)Wayne C.
So I was on vacation for a week and hadn't Yelped in a while. I knew my friend's birthday at Joe's was upon my return and was excited to rip it a new one. But I won't? I had a good time? It probably helped that I was drunk before I showed up, had on some new clothes, and got a free shot after this total douche spilled his previous shot on my friend's head and met my pugnacious attitude. What's with me lately? The spill-ee actually received TWO free shots. That's how I roll. He coulda spilled on me. Seriously. It's come to that. Plus, the Zack Morris of my high school was there and his group was trying to mack! Always gratifying! I'm not saying go here for a laid-back evening. I'm not even saying go here. I'm just saying I had a good time. And what.
(3)Amy J.
I've only been here on live trivia night (Wednesdays) but it is SO much fun! I have to admit, I walked in thinking I'd know a lot more than I did. It's hard! But you get to play as a table and the prizes are fun (bar tabs and such). It is just a fun interactive thing to do if you're ever bored on a Wednesday. Oh, and pitchers of beer are $5.00, always a good thing. I don't know much about what goes on here other than Wednesday nights, so I can't speak for the concerts/weekend crowd. But, I've been here a few times for trivia now and always been happy with the service, the crowd, and the trivia of course. Check it out.
(4)keem k.
I used to go to Joes every Tuesday because they had two dollar pictures but my last few visits have caused me to realize how lame this place is. First off the cover charge of 3 dollars before 9 and 10 dollars after 9 is a rip off. they try to convince you its 2 dollar pictures but the cover is more that's not a deal. The second issue i have with Joes is the bouncers they have a dress code supposedly, is this a bar or a club? It don't stop there if you thought i was done. The bartenders are shitty and have bad attitudes. Last but not least the DJ has the same rotation, i am tired of hearing Ushers OMG and DJ got us Falling in Love. Please the Dj needs some new music its lame already. Joes you can kiss my ass. There are many bars in Chicago that kicks Joes ass. Joes is a rip off and not worth it, i wont spend another dime there.
(1)sarah p.
BEST PLACE TO SEE A CONCERT!!!! but other than that its nothing special.
(5)Jimmy D.
My girlfriend works here so naturally I like it cause I can get in for free. The drinks are pretty cheap and the pizza is actually the bomb. I've had it drunk and sober and I must say it is good. Good place to watch the fights because they have a million huge TVs everywhere and the place itself is pretty huge with a few different rooms so you can change it up all in one place. Since I'm a variety person, I can dig that.
(5)Emily B.
I love this bar! I'm a huge country fan and I love the live music here. The food is also great especially the BBQ! This is my go to spot for county concerts! Its also a great spot to watch football games. They have tons of tvs and are sure to have your game on.
(5)Bonnie L.
Oh my god this place is a sports fan's wet dream!! There were so many college football games on I couldn't even concentrate on eating. Though their food was surprisingly really good! I had the egg rolls appetizer, which was really tasty. It was cooked well too, not too crispy and not too soggy. And they had this really good sour/sweet mustard dipping sauce. I'm a big fan of their food... well, and their beer bucket deal. 5 or 6 Coors Lights for $15. Now that's a good deal, I don't care what you say about Coors Light I think it may have been a special deal though, for this date auction that was going on. This place is quite efficient, as they have that sports bar up front hosting the date auction and a rock concert venue in the back. Some country band called Stoney LaRue was playing, who were actually pretty good, and I don't even like country. Well, at this point we were also a bunch of CL's and 3 "Joe's Party Punch" drinks down (which were also surprisingly good, like a Long Island Iced Tea but green), so no wonder live country sounded good. So it was super fun to just run back and forth and watch some men try to get money for dates and then go back and pound a beer and rock out to some country. Ha! OH and the food was super cheap!! I had split the bill into food and booze, and the food alone was less than $10/person. Great bar food for cheap = 1 star Great beer deals = 2 stars Country concerts = 1 star Emptied out by like 10:30 p.m. on a Thursday = missing 5th star
(4)Nisha E.
BOO. Came here with a group (a LARGE group) of co-workers. We all worked down the street, so we thought we would have our dinner at a nearby restaurant/bar.. gotta support the neighboring businesses, right? NOT anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! The service here was horrible. Ok, let me clarify: The water was refilled quickly, the complimentary popcorn came right as we sat down, and was refilled quickly also. It was our waitress that just didn't care, and had a major tude! Examples: Friend A : "What kind of red wine do you have?" Waitress: "Merlot" Friend A: "Oh, that's it?" Waitress: "Ya." ---walks away-- Friend B: "Can I get the fresh squeezed lemonade?" Waitress: "We don't have fresh squeezed lemonade" Friend B: "Oh, 'cause it says here..." --( turns head to make eye contact w/ waitress, BUT, waitress has already walked away ). Me : "I'm going to pay for my food, and his on this card. Here you go" Waitress: "There's a 20 dollar minimum if you are using a card" Me : "That's fine, our food and drinks together should be ok" Waitress: You guys are really making this difficult. Whatever. (walks away) __ On a side note: I've been to this bar when I was in college for concerts and it was fun...!! I'd love to give more stars for that...buuuut I won't. Just because that one waitress ruined it for me. Boo. again. ______ **UPDATE** 3/20/08 The manager at Joe's had sent me a message, asking us to give Joe's Bar another chance. The offer was to the entire group, and we will take them up on the offer. I added the stars for their effort in making sure I myself and my friends had a good experience. A group of friends will be making their way back to Joe's for a night out--unfortunately I will not be there to enjoy the fun, but I am sure that everyone at Joe's will make sure they have a great time! I was going to head over to a concert at Joe's in early April--but unfortunately I was sick to my stomach that night so we did not attend.... :( I'm sure I would have had a great time
(3)Anali E.
2 dollar Pitchers, Quarter Beers, and hits from the late 90s? YES! My dream come true...The only problem is finding seating earlier in the night, the dumb 10 dollar cover charge, and the dumb bartenders who don't give you your change back. Otherwise, don't be ashamed to dance the night away to Backstreet Boys and TLC since basically everyone around you is on your level.
(4)Neil R.
Joe's has renovated a lot since the last time i was there. All tvs other than the projected were LCDs. The place is huge with room to spare for superbowl Sunday. I am unsure of the prices since a friend works there but its always a good time when I go. Staff and patrons are usually friendly and are all about having fun. They usually have great cover bands and its a great place to go if you dont want to hit up a club. The hawaiian pizza and BBQ chicken pizza were awesome, the vege pizza was ok since there wasn't any meat in it. Would I go again? Sure.
(5)Melissa D.
Great place to go if you are in college. Especially on a Tuesday. 2 dollar pitchers. Awesome. This place was butts to nuts though. You seriously could not move around. Luckily my friend worked her magic and got us upstairs. The security guy was really nice. We hung out on the couches and had access to the bar. Awesome. We had to wait forever to use the bathroom. I think there is only one. The line to get in, if you don't get there early can take up to an hour to get in. Ehh... it was fun, but I doubt I'd ever go again on a Tuesday night... :)
(3)scott s.
Cheap Pizza Cheap Beer
(3)JP L.
Went for a Bears playoff game. Top notch place if you like the sports bar atmosphere. AMPLE TV's. Seriously. Every single direction. Food was decent and what I expected for sports-bar fare. 2 stars deducted for being totally packed (which may or may not be a good thing depending on who you are) and for a being a little pricey for even the cheap beer. And they ran out of Coors Light, the cheapest of the cheap. Not cool when you're in the midst of a vicious football cockfight...
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