Noah’s Ark
411 NW Safari Rd, Winston, OR, 97496
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Address :
411 NW Safari Rd
Winston, OR, 97496 - Phone (541) 784-1261
- Website https://www.noahsarkwinston.com/
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Opening Hours
- Mon :11:00 am - 5:00pm
Specialities
- Takes Reservations : No
Delivery : No
Take-out : Yes
Accepts Credit Cards : Yes
Parking : Private Lot
Bike Parking : No
Good for Kids : Yes
Good for Groups : Yes
Attire : Casual
Noise Level : Quiet
Alcohol : No
Outdoor Seating : Yes
Wi-Fi : No
Has TV : No
Waiter Service : No
Caters : No
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Chris N Ally A.
The food here was awesome and the place is run by an extremely sweet older woman!! It had beautiful paintings of animals all over the walls and we thought it was a really neat idea! For all of those who wrote rude comments you should be ashamed of yourselves! She is an 80 year old woman and apparently your mother's never told you if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all!!
(5)Jethro H.
I work in Youth Ministry. We saw this place when my family went to Wild Life Safari. We said to ourselves, "We should support this place they are doing good work." I could not have been more wrong. This place has the potential to be really cool, but the owner was the creepiest human being alive and dressed in a crazy blue costume like she was in a musical. And the "restaurant" looked like the cafeteria of a nursing home. We couldn't get out of there quick enough. How this place has been in operation for 15 years boggles my mind. They need to hire 6 highschool students with personalities to engage customers and build a real looking restaurant section with a real kitchen. They also need to rethink their approach, the woman might as well have written bible on a baseball bat and beaten my children to death with it. If you visit this place leave your children at home and leave a trail of breadcrumbs back to your car.
(1)Haylee R.
We went to this place expecting a nice friendly environment, but it was not that. The older lady was VERY rude, I've never been treated so poorly by a restaurant worker. She was rude before we even looked at a menu, it was as if it was a race issue.
(1)Lara M.
Mrs. Noah was the loveliest lady. Very attentive and sweet. The angus burger was fresh and the banana cream pie was out of this world!!! I will definitely be coming back every time I come through Oregon.
(5)Richie B.
For the love of God stay away from this place. The "food" is terrible, the owner is creepy and crazy, and the entire place comes across as a sad tourist trap with a giant helping of the bible forced down your throat in a way that even turns christians away. The owner wanted us to buy her book the first time I walked in. I felt like I was pressured to purchase things from her bookstore before I even could look around. If she represents Christianity, then I don't want to be one. The "tour" is actually a talking Santa automaton who tells you the Moses story in a bad Jewish voice. Not only is this offensive to an entire race of people, it's offensive to anyone who paid money to go on the "tour". There are even mannequins sitting in the tour area dressed in biblical clothes. The entire place has a very creepy and unsettling vibe to it. Do yourself a favor and go somewhere nice. If you're looking for a place to go around Halloween to scare your kids, this is perfect. Other than that, avoid this place like the plague on humanity that it is.
(1)Jeremy M.
This place has so much potential. I drive by almost daily and don't think I've ever since a car in the parking lot. I am not sure how they stay in business. Location: Right across from one of the area's biggest tourist attractions and situated on highway 42, this place sees a lot of car traffic. Theme: While the Noah's Ark motif is obviously a front to proselytize, it is not a bad business strategy considering the Wildlife Safari next door. The "Noah's Burgers" sign is a great pun as you wonder just what is in these burgers. It does the town a disservice to under utilize such a great location. My suggestion is to turn it into something akin to a water park / splash park. You still have the religion/flood thing going, only this would actually draw people into your business instead of weirding them out with poor food and attempts to convert.
(2)Robert D.
Still a great place for family, NEW AND EXCITING STUFF TO SEE. Owners are very nice people and seem to have a real heart for humanity. Too bad some of the reviews dont reflect that in some of the people who visited. It isn't for people who are anti-christian or those who love to hear themselves complain or see their gripe on the Internet. Some will never get it. This place is cool, lots of fun and a place where you can take your kids. Opinions are opinions, and mine is definitely a high rating for Noahs Ark Winston, OR.
(5)Jack T.
This place has some creepy vibes to it. The paintings are nice but the service was terrible. The ordering process was way to confusing and took 25 minutes to get our food. We were the only people in the place. I was expecting the food to be good but it was it turned out to be nothing more than Costco frozen goods for $60 and we didn't get everything we ordered. The whole place seems really sad and depressing. If your into bible stuff and preachy people this place would be for you but for the rest i would recommend staying away.
(1)Rita C.
Beautiful building, gorgeous view, sacred space! Food was very good and tasted home made. I loved Shirley...a very exceptional human being. Next time we drive near the area, we will definitely be stopping in again to eat and to visit with this remarkable woman.
(5)Teresa B.
Terrible and weird!! If your looking for a place to buy a bible, this is the place for you! If your looking for a good meal after hitting up the wildlife safari, go ANYWHERE ELSE! After following instructions on how to order food, which included filling out a form and taking it to the counter, and then making a toy chicken cluck until the lady came out... we were shuffled into a room where a manaquin told us bible stories of Noah's arc. We quietly exited that room to return to our table and saw that our ENTIRE dinner was being microwaved!!! We ordered the angus burgers, chicken nuggets and tater tots - which were advertised as being oven baked and HEALTHY. what they mean is microwave oven baked... Everything tasted terrible. Soggy and terrible. It's basically Costco frozen food that they microwave and serve to you. I love Costco but if I'm gonna eat that crap, I at least cook it in the oven so that its crispy. The people that came in after us ordered the soup and from the looks of it, it's just canned soup that is microwaved. Stay away.
(1)Joseph E.
I'll preface this by saying I have no qualms with the bible, and I'm actually interested in learning more, but not from this place. We came here after the wildlife safari tour (which is a must go) because we were hungry. Big mistake. After speaking with what seemed to be the owners, we ordered the angus burger and tater tots. Immediately after ordering she shuffled is into a room where a large mannequin dressed as Noah talked about the bible and his journey. The overall feel of the place was creepy and reminded me of the beginnings of a horror movie. The food was being prepared via microwave and did not look tasty at all, actually, even the food looked creepy. We politely asked for the food to go, then drove down the road, tossed the food in the trash, and hit up good ol Macdonalds. If you're reading this, I honestly think you should head out and go somewhere else.
(1)Nicole P.
I definitely agree with the creepy vibe. Cold Ice cream and interesting environment but not a place we'd go back to.
(2)Jason H.
Expensive, slow and not good. We dropped in for food to go (obviously to eat while driving through Wildlife Safari). It took 25 minutes to get our food to go, and was $28 for two burgers, two kids meals, and two sides of tots. The food wasn't good. About the only good thing about it was knowing the money was going to a Christian group... even though they're "not affiliated with any church, synagogue or religious org."
(1)Julie W.
Overwhelming. I am a religious person, but I couldn't believe what was happening. There is Noah's Ark stuff everywhere, which the theme is fine. Animals. Near Wildlife Safari, but there is a whole religious book store and you feel pressured to go hear a reprogrammed Santa tell the story of Noah and to buy the owner's book for $16 of how she was healed by Jesus. We passed on the book. Very few choices of food to eat. Only one old lady working there. She was friendly and wore a tiara. We paid $28 for food and drink for 2 adults and 2 kids and left hungry and creeped out. The menu and way to order was confusing. There is a Tabernacle tour that will cost your family of four another $28. Worth going in to use the bathroom and take pictures, but do not eat there. Make up an excuse. Say you just ate, but heard about the great decor and had to see it.
(1)Prag M.
Dreadful. The food is all microwaved, fries, burgers, everything. The service woman is odd. The ambiance is awkward. We should have walked out but we didn't hear the microwave beeping until after we ordered.
(1)Jason L.
This place is kind of sad. As you can read on previous reviews, the place gives a creepy vibe which is unfortunate because the food is actually pretty good. The burger didn't change my life, but it was a good quality burger. I don't agree with reviews talking about the food being microwaved. The food was good. The pie was delicious! They are located next to a Jehovah's Witness temple which probably doesn't help business. They claim via billboard that they are not affiliated with any religion, but location and the Christian bookstore doesn't help that perception. We sat outside and enjoyed a great view and good food. I think they will have trouble getting much business, but that's probably a good thing since I'm pretty sure it's a one woman operation.
(3)Krystal W.
This place has a lot of "potential." It is a cute idea.You can tell that the owners put their hearts into it. However, the decor is creepy and the food was inedible. Maybe for kids? But we took 2 bites of our food and walked briskely out the door. There was something not right about our burgers and the sherbet had lumps in it. EEK!
(1)Tom H.
Interesting place. I would put it more in the weird category as opposed to creepy. I thought the bookstore had a neat variety of religious materials and I'm not a real religious person. While the party I was with saw the Noah presentation, I perused the books. Regarding the food, it was terrible. Limited menu, all microwaved. We should have known when we entered and no one was inside on 4th of July weekend. That said, the place has good potential. Drop the weird Noah thing, make the tour free, and convert it to a great Pit BBQ place with brisket, pulled pork, sausage, etc. One plus, they had a really neat area for kids to play while waiting for their food
(2)Michael A.
Don't eat here cause it's nothing but food heated in microwave. Price is too high for what you get and place has very weird feeling. Owner is lost in fairy tale world and religion is pushed. Place should be shutdown for good of town.
(1)Christine W.
This place is fantastic! Don't try the food or drink the water.
(5)Amy A.
Cool idea. You can tell they put their heart and soul into this. Love the life-size aspect but the mannequins with tape recorder was very poor quality. Worth a visit but don't expect too much.
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